Bill Engvall Comedy: Talking to My Son About Sex

but I also know this the kids they're a lot more informed than you and I were and we were more informed in our pamphlet what these kids know today is scary so I set them down I said look son when you have a little talk about the birds and the bees and I said but uh I know that you and your buddies already chatted about this so why don't you do this why don't you tell me what you think you know and I'll just fill in the blank spots let's seem rational until 30 minutes later I'm sitting there with a pen and a pad of paper [Applause] they'll do that just gotta ask huh now if you've got a young manager house around that age you know this that they think they know everything and what what happens when that world meets the world that's still naive it can make for some of the funniest stuff you've ever seen in your life and you've all had that if you've got kids you've had that moment where you've got blood in your mouth because you're biting your lip because you cannot laugh and during our little chat one of these moments arrived we were having our little talk and I said you know son I said when you finally meet this girl whoever she is and you fall in love and you think you might do it because you got to swear to me right now that you will always use a condom I said cuz it prevents diseases it prevents unwanted pregnancies and he's kind of looking at me funny I said you know what a condom is right and he goes yeah I go all right I go why don't you uh won't you tell me so I know you know and he goes dad I go come on a condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums [Applause] you've been in my sock drawer haven't you Oh Oh my wife loves that joke [Applause]

Channel: Bill Engvall

Views: 1,119,071

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Id: 2YOLCLDRfK8

Length: 2min 31sec (151 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2016