Bill Engvall Comedy: Narrow Pads

it's not ready for her to be so grown up man i'm still getting over just a few years ago when i had coming over my son's baseball practice my cell phone rings my wife she goes hey are you on your way home for practice i said yeah and she goes stop off the drugstore pick your daughter up some pads i'm not in right now if you'd leave your name number bills please don't make me do this she goes i can't get away just make sure they're narrow ow what is that narrow can't you use one of yours and fold it in half so now i gotta take my son with me who every five minutes like what are we looking for dad i'm like a gun to kill myself so i go to this drug store i walk into this woman who works or who i don't know and i said hey um listen do um do you have any and if you don't it's cool um any little girl hmm the woman said are you her father no princess i'm on some kind of sicko scavenger hunt i said yes i'm her dad and she was honey they're over on aisle 17. so i go to isle 17 there are like 5 000 of these things none of which say narrow i'm on the phone my wife i'm going baby please let me come home no listen honey there's no narrow this one has butterflies on it this one plays a little tune who finds them my son who proceeds to scream out here's the little girl nero pets daddy thank you son listen honey i don't think they heard you in scotland

Channel: Bill Engvall

Views: 763,762

Keywords: comedy, standup, stand up, narrow pads, pads, daughter, son, wife, here's your sign, album, drugstore, don't think they heard you in scotland, blue collar, Heres your sign, Blue collar comedy tour, Redneck jokes, Bill engvall stand up, Comedian, Bill Engvall Tour, Bill Engvall Show, redneck comedians, stand up comedy, period jokes

Id: GjTR44Os6aM

Length: 2min 27sec (147 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2016