Bill Engvall Comedy: Married Bathroom Etiquette

remember that first-year marriage if you had to go to the bathroom oh dear Lord shut the door lock it turn the faucets on turn the shower on because God forbid they knew you were going poop 21 years later that bathroom doors wide open you're screaming bring the camera it's a lie my wife still won't shut door and she's going pee that just bugs the hell out of me I've seen her naked I've seen her give birth to my two kids but she will not took that bet through door I'm like baby please shut the bathroom door and she goes why does it bother you they go do you want to know why because you look so helpless guys we're peeing we're hanging on to something we're doing something you women go pee it looks like you're waiting on a bus Christ get a gameboy or something man see and there's another difference woman walks in the bathroom on a man if he stand up she knows what he's doing if he's sitting down she knows what he's doing fella walks to the bathroom a woman she's sitting down we don't know what you're doing and you don't want to walk in that invisible wall do you fellas yeah you know like hey baby I'm a mouse water a little bit I'll be right as hell hell first you have our marriage I just seek my wife poop 21 years later buddy she learned how fellas you remember that first year of marriage when a new bride will do laundry for the first time and you freaked out because you thought you might have dirty underwear so you just threw him away 21 years later you just hoping to hear her scream oh my god did you hit a deer that is my favorite joke only because I don't care what city I'm in I do that joke I see some woman do this

Channel: Bill Engvall

Views: 1,610,109

Rating: 4.8913269 out of 5

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Id: J-VIymEjLLk

Length: 2min 54sec (174 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2016