Bill and Gail Pull a Stent | Bill Engvall

when you have a thread hanging out of your Dingley it makes it pretty interesting to pee every time I'd pee it was like The Fountains at the Bellagio hotel just and Gail keeps going bill you're getting pee all over I go well I got excuse me if the aim is a little off [Applause] so a couple days goes by and the doctor calls he goes I need you to pull the stent out today I'm not gonna hurt no no just take a couple percocet you'll be fine wait wait a minute if it doesn't hurt why am I taking two percocet he said well I don't know what your pain threshold is and I said then we're gonna have four so I eat my for percocet and I looked at Gail and said baby you're gonna have to help me with this and she goes what no but waiting know whatever our vows you know for better or worse sickness in the hell steals what if I heard you were damaged and I go what else could be done to me at this point and she goes well I'm after shotgun a couple beers I'm a cook great I'm on percocet you're drunk and we're performing a medical procedure this ought to be awesome so she literally shotguns two beers in front of me and then goes alright let's do this I go now with that look on your face ma'am you slap a smile on that face sister so we go upstairs and I lay down the bed and she takes hold the string and she goes oh wait I got an idea I said what and she was why don't we tie the string to the doorknob [Applause] and go this in Toulouse twos she starts pulling the string I go stop stop this is just too weird and she goes thank God I need another beer and like ran out of the world stent is a very small word so I assumed this was a very small apparatus 14 inches long yeah I pulled this thing to the end of my length had to go back and get the rest of it and finally it came out I go it's out and I hear from the bathroom thank God [Applause] she said you want me to bring the trash can I said no no I'm gonna hang this from my rearview mirror and she said why and I go so the next time I'm having a bad day I can look at that mirror and go you know what it could be worse [Applause] and then two days later I got a kid I got shingles I'm scared to go the doctor anymore I'm afraid that doctors gonna look at Galen go ma'am just sell him for parts it's just not worth it and all this stuff all

Channel: Bill Engvall

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Length: 3min 49sec (229 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 29 2019