ANNOUNCER: IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY FEUD." GIVE IT UP FOR STEVE HARVEY. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY FREMANTLE MEDIA] STEVE: MM-HMM. THANK Y'ALL. WELL, WELCOME TO "FAMILY FEUD," EVERYBODY. I'M YOUR MAN STEVE HARVEY. WELCOME TO OUR "ALMOST CHRISTMAS" SPECIAL, COMING OUT NOVEMBER 11. THIS GONNA BE A BIG SHOW TODAY, FOLKS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] LET'S GO. GIVE ME DAVID. GIVE ME WILL. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. WE GOT THE TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, FELLAS. NAME A PLACE GRANDMA TELLS GRANDPA TO GO. WILL: STRAIGHT TO HELL. STEVE: STRAIGHT TO HELL. [BUZZER] WILL: LET'S GO. YOU TOOK TOO LONG. STEVE: YEAH. YOU AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, DAVID, AND YOU TALK SLOW, ANYWAY, SO-- WILL: YEAH. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY. STEVE: GABRIELLE, NAME A PLACE GRANDMA TELLS GRANDPA TO GO. GABRIELLE: THE DOCTOR. STEVE: THE DOCTOR. WILL: GOOD ANSWER. YES. YES. WHOO! WHOO! STEVE: KIMBERLY. KIMBERLY: GO TO BED. STEVE: GO TO BED. WILL: YES. YEAH. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. WHOO! WHOO! STEVE: ROMANY, NAME A PLACE GRANDMA TELLS GRANDPA TO GO. ROMANY: UM, THE, UH--THE-- GOING TO... WILL: SAY SOMETHING. [BUZZER] ROMANY: THE BATHROOM. KIMBERLY: YOU GOT IT IN. STEVE: THE BATHROOM. WILL: YEAH! YEAH! STEVE: OMAR, LET'S GO, MAN. NAME A PLACE GRANDMA TELLS GRANDPA TO GO. OMAR: UH, GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. STEVE: GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. [BUZZER] KIMBERLY: ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL GOOD. STEVE: HAT... WILL: YEP? STEVE: NAME A PLACE GRANDMA TELLS GRANDPA TO GO. WILL: SHE WOULD TELL HIM TO GO TO THE STORE. STEVE: GO TO THE STORE. GABRIELLE. GABRIELLE: TO CHURCH. STEVE: GO TO CHURCH. WILL: OOH, YEAH. YEAH! WHOO! YES. GABRIELLE: OK. ALL RIGHT. STEVE: KIMBERLY, NAME A PLACE GRANDMA TELLS GRANDPA TO GO. KIMBERLY: TO SEE THE FAMILY. STEVE: GO TO SEE THE FAMILY. GABRIELLE: OK. OK. OK. [BUZZER] OHH! STEVE: OK, ROMANY. WE'VE GOT TWO STRIKES. YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL. TALBERT FAMILY CAN STEAL. NAME A PLACE GRANDMA TELLS GRANDPA TO GO. WILL: COME ON, ROM. KIMBERLY: COME ON, ROM. WILL: SAY IT. [BUZZER] OMAR: OHH...CAN WE TRADE HIM? DAVID: LET'S GO. WE GOT IT. OK, WE GOT IT. STEVE: NAME A PLACE GRANDMA TELLS GRANDPA TO GO. DAVID: GO CUT THE GRASS. MO'NIQUE: THAT WASN'T BAD. JESSIE: IT'S IN--IT'S--IT'S UP THERE. DC: STEVE, THAT GOT TO BE UP THERE, MAN. STEVE: WHY WOULD YOU SEND HIS OLD ASS OUT THERE TO CUT THE GRASS, HAS A DAMN HEART ATTACK? GRANDPA HAVING A HEART ATTACK OUT THERE TRYING TO MOW THAT DAMN GRASS. MO'NIQUE: CAN WE CHANGE IT? STEVE: YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT. SHE'S UP IN THERE. YOU CAN'T CHANGE NOTHING. CUT THE GRASS AND FALL OUT, GRANDPA! [BUZZER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 8. AUDIENCE: LONG WALK...SHORT PIER. STEVE: 4. AUDIENCE: OUTSIDE/ON THE PORCH. STEVE: LET'S GO TO QUESTION TWO. GIVE ME MO'NIQUE. GIVE ME GABRIELLE. MO'NIQUE: YOU CAN STOP THE TEASE. YOU DON'T WANT IT. YOU DON'T WANT IT. GABRIELLE: OK. MO'NIQUE: ALL RIGHT. I HAVE TO TELL HER THAT BECAUSE-- GABRIELLE: YOU KNOW I'VE GOT ANXIETY ISSUES. MO'NIQUE: I'M GLAD. STEVE: "I'M GLAD"? MO'NIQUE: YES. I WANT HER TO GO THROUGH EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. STEVE: GO THROUGH EVERYTHING? MO'NIQUE: I WANT--THAT'S A STRATEGY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LADIES. HERE WE GO, TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THAT'S TOO BIG TO GET DOWN THE CHIMNEY. GABRIELLE: CAR. STEVE: A CAR. GABRIELLE: HEH. HEH HEH. OH. OH, OH, WE'RE GONNA PLAY. OH, WE'RE GONNA PLAY. MO'NIQUE: I'M PLAYING WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE--THEY'RE WINNING. WILL: COME ON. COME ON. HA HA! COME ON. STEVE: HEH. MO--MO'NIQUE SAID, "I'M PLAYING WITH THEM. THEY WINNING." DAVID: I THINK THEIR BUZZER'S WORKING BETTE THAN OURS. MO'NIQUE: I THINK THEIR BUZZER... STEVE: HEY, KIMBERLY... KIMBERLY: YEAH? STEVE: WE TALK TO 100 MEN. YEAH. NAME SOMETHING YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THAT'S TOO BIG TO GET DOWN THE CHIMNEY. KIMBERLY: A BOAT. STEVE: A BOAT. GABRIELLE: BOAT. BOAT. BOAT. [BUZZER] BOAT. AWW. STEVE: ROMANY, WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THAT'S TOO BIG TO GET DOWN THE CHIMNEY. ROMANY: OK. WILL: COME ON, ROM. ROMANY: HOW ABOUT A HOUSE? KIMBERLY: HERE WE GO. ROMANY: OOH... WILL: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. GABRIELLE: OK. ROMANY: YOU GOT THE CHIMNEYS, RIGHT? WHAT? STEVE: A HOUSE. [BUZZER] GABRIELLE: I FELT LIKE IT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YEP. ROMANY: AWW. WILL: WE AIN'T GIVING THE RICH PEOPLE ANSWERS. STEVE: THESE ARE THINGS RICH PEOPLE BUY EACH OTHER FOR CHRISTMAS. Y'ALL SITTING UP IN HERE. Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE ANSWER COMING FROM. RICH PEOPLE BUY HOUSES, BOATS FOR CHRISTMAS. Y'ALL SITTING OUT HERE GOING, "WHAT? A HOU--" AND HE'S TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. "WELL, A HOUSE," BUT EVERYBODY COOL WITH IT, THOUGH. "YEAH. YEAH. GOOD ANSWER." OMAR, COME ON. MESS THEM UP REAL GOOD. WE TALKED TO 100 MEN. NAME SOMETHING YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THAT'S TOO BIG TO GET DOWN THE CHIMNEY. OMAR: AN OUTDOOR GRILL. GABRIELLE: GOOD ANSWER. WILL: YEAH. YEAH. STEVE: OUTDOOR GRILL. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] HAT, NAME SOMETHING YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THAT'S TOO BIG TO GET DOWN THE CHIMNEY. WILL: I GOT IT, STEVE. A NEW TV. GABRIELLE: YES. WILL: BRAND-NEW TV. BRAND-NEW TV. STEVE: A NEW TV. WILL: YES. STEVE: GABRIELLE, WE GOT TWO STRIKES. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL. THE TALBERT FAMILY CAN STEAL. GABRIELLE: A LAWN MOWER. KIMBERLY: YEAH. THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER... WILL: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. KIMBERLY: A GOOD ANSWER, A GREAT ANSWER. STEVE: NOW ME, I THINK YOU WENT TOO NORMAL. I THINK, GABRIELLE-- I THINK YOU WENT TOO NORMAL, GABI, BECAUSE-- GABRIELLE: I'M FROM NEBRASKA. LIKE, A LAWN MOWER IS A REASONABLE GIFT. STEVE: GONNA BUY D. WADE A LAWNMOWER. I WANT TO SEE THAT. [BUZZER] MO'NIQUE: YES. YES. DC: WE GOT IT. STEVE: DAVE, HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MEN, NAME SOMETHING YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THAT'S TOO BIG TO GET DOWN THE CHIMNEY. DAVID: NOW--NOW, THIS MAY GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH MY WIFE, BUT WE GOING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN... MO'NIQUE: LET'S GO IT. LET'S DO IT. DAVID: AND NOT ME PERSONALLY. NOT--NOT ME PERSONALLY. STEVE: A WOMAN. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] JESSIE: BOOM! BOOM! STEVE: NUMBER 5. AUDIENCE: FRIDGE. STEVE: NUMBER 4. JESSIE: A FRIDGE? AUDIENCE: MOTORCYCLE/HARLEY. STEVE: WE GOT A GAME, FOLKS. THE GOAL IS 300 POINTS, SO DON'T GO AWAY. WE'LL BE BACK. STEVE: GIVE ME DC. GIVE ME KIMBERLY. KERI: LET'S GO. GET IT. ALL RIGHT, NOW. ALL RIGHT. DC: AHH... JESSIE: LET'S GO. DC: LET'S GO. KIMBERLY: COME ON. STEVE: HA HA HA! JESSIE: ONE HAVE BEHIND YOUR BACK, DC. YEAH. THERE YOU GO. DC: OH, I'M USED TO THIS. [LAUGHTER] JESSIE: PUT THE OTHER HAND ON THE TABLE. YEAH. THERE YOU-- NOW YOU'RE RIGHT. STEVE: HA! IT'S THAT FREE HAND THAT'S THROWING YOU OFF, HUH? DC: YEAH. I'M LIKE, "UH..." STEVE: "OH, I DONE HAD THIS HERE BEFORE." HA HA! POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. HERE WE GO. WE GOT THE TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE PICK OUT AHEAD OF TIME SO THEIR FUNERAL WILL BE FABULOUS. DC: A SUIT. STEVE: A SUIT. DC: OK. STEVE: IT'S WHAT YOU GOT ON. SUIT. [BUZZER] KIMBERLY: OHH! DC: OH! WE'RE GONNA PLAY. JESSIE: WHOO HOO HOO HOO! OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. THEY WASN'T READY. STEVE: THEY WASN'T READY. NO. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE PICK OUT AHEAD OF TIME SO THEIR FUNERAL WILL BE FABULOUS. JESSIE: THE CASKET. STEVE: CASKET. DC: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. WOW. STEVE: KERI, DARLING, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE PICK OUT AHEAD OF TIME SO THEIR FUNERAL WILL BE FABULOUS. KERI: BURIAL SITE. STEVE: THE BURIAL SITE. DC: WHOO! STEVE: DAVE, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE PICK OUT AHEAD OF TIME SO THEIR FUNERAL WILL BE FABULOUS. DAVID: FLOWERS. DC: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: FLOWERS. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE PICK OUT-- PUT SOME PRESSURE ON YOU--AHEAD OF TIME SO THEY FUNERAL WILL BE FABULOUS. MO'NIQUE: THEY WRITE THEIR OBITUARY. [APPLAUSE] YOU WRITE YOUR OWN SO THAT WAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NOBODY LYING ON YOU. KERI: RIGHT. MO'NIQUE: MAKE IT RIGHT FOR ME. MAKE IT RIGHT FOR ME. DC: IT'S ON THERE. MO'NIQUE: IT'S ON THERE, BABY. STEVE: WRITE YOUR OWN OBITUARY. [BUZZER] DAVID: COME ON, DC. STEVE: DC. DC: A NICE LIMOUSINE. MO'NIQUE: YES. JESSIE: OK. THERE YOU GO. MO'NIQUE: YES. JESSIE: THERE YOU GO. MO'NIQUE: YES. STEVE: A NICE LIMOUSINE. [BUZZER] MO'NIQUE: COME ON, JESSIE. YOU GOT THIS. JESSIE: I GOT Y'ALL. I GOT Y'ALL. STEVE: NAME SOMETH--Y'ALL CAN'T TALK AMONGST EACH OTHER. JESSIE: THEY AIN'T SAY NOTHING TO ME. THEY WERE TALKING TO THEMSELVES. I GOT MY ANSWER IN HERE. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS. OK. STEVE: WE--Y'ALL NOT COMING BACK. JESSIE, NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE PICK OUT AHEAD OF TIME SO THEIR FUNERAL WILL BE FABULOUS. JESSIE: THE PASTOR. MO'NIQUE: ALL RIGHT. COME ON. DC: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. MO'NIQUE: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. JESSIE: NUMBER ONE. MO'NIQUE: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. JESSIE: IT'S THE NUMBER-ONE. DAVID: GOOD ANSWER. MO'NIQUE: YEP. JESSIE: YOU NEED THE PA-- YOU GOT TO KNOW WHO-- STEVE: WHO THE HELL PICKS OUT THE PASTOR? DC: I WOULD. A GOOD PASTOR. YOU WANT THEM TO SIT THERE. JESSIE: YOU GOT TO, YOU KNOW-- THE PASTOR OR THE PRIEST-- DC: "DON'T CRY. HE'S GOING TO HIM." MO'NIQUE: ♪ COME ON ♪ JESSIE: RIGHT. COME ON NOW. MO'NIQUE: ♪ AH ♪ JESSIE: HE GOT THE SUIT ON. I'M PICKING DC TO BE MY-- DC: "HE LAID DOWN." MO'NIQUE: ♪ WHOO ♪ DC: "HE'S WITH JESUS." JESSIE: HEY. MO'NIQUE: ♪ OH, YES ♪ DC: "SHALL I SAY IT AGAIN?" MO'NIQUE: ♪ ONE MORE TIME ♪ JESSIE: ONE MORE TIME. DC: ♪ HE'S LAID DOWN HE'S WITH JESUS STOP YOUR CRYING ♪ MO'NIQUE: WHOO! DAVID: YOU GOT TO PREACH. YOU GOT TO PREACH. KERI: PREACH, PASTOR. PREACH, PASTOR. OH! DAVID: YOU GOT TO PREACH, DC. YOU GOT TO PREACH, DC. KERI: PREACH, DC. STEVE: THAT WAS GOOD, MAN. THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S BETTER THAN THAT DAMN ANSWER. KERI: PASTOR. STEVE: PICK OUT A PASTOR. [BUZZER] JESSIE: WHAT? STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE PICK OUT AHEAD OF TIME SO THEIR FUNERAL WILL BE FABULOUS. WILL: THE LOCATION OF THE FUNERAL. WHICH CHURCH, YOU KNOW. WHICH CHURCH YOU WANT TO GET-- STEVE: IT'S THE LOCATION. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 7. AUDIENCE: HEADSTONE. STEVE: NUMBER ONE. AUDIENCE: MUSIC. GABRIELLE: HUBBA-WHA? STEVE: IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME, FOLKS. WE'LL FIND OUT RIGHT AFTER THIS. STEVE: GIVE ME JESSIE. GIVE ME ROMANY. JESSIE: GOOD LUCK, SIR. ROMANY: YEAH. GABRIELLE: COME ON, ROM. STEVE: POINT VALUES ARE TRIPLE... ROMANY: WHOO HOO! STEVE: TOP 4 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE RELATED TO STEVE HARVEY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM FOR? ROMANY: A LOAN. [SNIFF] STEVE: HA HA! A LOAN. ROMANY: A LOAN. STEVE: PASS OR PLAY? WILL: PLAY. WE WANT TO PLAY. YEAH. COME ON, UNCLE STEVE. YEAH. UNCLE STEVE. STEVE: OMAR, YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE RELATED TO STEVE HARVEY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM FOR? OMAR: A NEW CAR. STEVE: A NEW CAR. [BUZZER] ROMANY: COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. STEVE: WELL, HAT, YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE RELATED TO ME. YOU CALLED ME UNCLE, ANYWAY. WILL: YES, SIR. STEVE: WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM FOR? WILL: IF THESE MOVIES DON'T START CRACKING SOON, I'M GONNA ASK YOU FOR A JOB, STEVE, BECAUSE YOU GOT PLENTY OF THEM. LET'S GO. HA HA HA! HA HA HA! STEVE: A JOB. HA HA! GABRIELLE: WHOO! STEVE: GABRIELLE, DARLING, ONLY ONE STRIKE. GABRIELLE: ADVICE. STEVE: ADVICE. WILL: OOH, GOOD. KIMBERLY: OOH. WILL: GOOD ANSWER. [BUZZER] KIMBERLY: I'M FOCUSED. MM-HMM. STEVE: KIMBERLY, YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE RELATED TO STEVE HARVEY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM FOR? KIMBERLY: WELL, YOU ARE THE BEST DRESSED MAN IN THE BUSINESS, SO I'D WANT SOME CLOTHES. STEVE: SOME CLOTHES. GABRIELLE: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: SOME CLOTHES. [BUZZER] ROMANY: THEY AIN'T GOT NOTHING. STEVE: DAVE, YOU JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE RELATED TO STEVE HARVEY. WHAT MIGHT YOU ASK HIM FOR? DAVID: I WANT A PICTURE WITH YOU. IT'S PROOF THAT WE ARE RELATED. IT'S PROOF... DC: PROOF. PROOF. DAVID: PROOF THAT WE ARE RELATED. DC: PROOF, PROOF, PROOF... KIMBERLY: IT'S ON INSTAGRAM. MO'NIQUE: ♪ IT'S PROOF IT'S PROOF, IT'S PROOF ♪ JESSIE: COME ON. COME ON. MO'NIQUE: COME ON. ♪ IT'S PROOF ♪ STEVE: THEY WANT A PICTURE. DC: YEAH, FAMILY. PROOF. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: NUMBER 3. AUDIENCE: HANG/AT WAFFLE HOUSE. JESSIE: HANG AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. WILL: THANK YOU, BIG DOG. STEVE: Y'ALL GOT TO DO THAT, NEPH. BYE, NEPHEW. WELL, I NEED TWO OF YOU TO PLAY, AH, FAST MONEY. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, MO. YOU READY? MO'NIQUE: I'M READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MEN, WHICH IS THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST SEASON OF ALL? MO'NIQUE: SUMMERTIME. STEVE: HOW MANY BAGS DOES A WOMAN TAKE ON A ONE-WEEK VACATION? MO'NIQUE: TWO. STEVE: NAME A PLACE A DOG LIKES TO BE SCRATCHED. MO'NIQUE: IN HIS BELLY. STEVE: NAME A BUG WHOSE FINAL RESTING PLACE WAS THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE. MO'NIQUE: A FLY. STEVE: FINISH THIS PHRASE-- "MIND YOUR..." WHAT? MO'NIQUE: BUSINESS. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: COME ON, GIRL. YEP. ALL RIGHT, MO. LET'S GO. MO'NIQUE: LET'S GO, BABY. STEVE: WE ASKED 100 MEN, WHICH IS THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST SEASON OF ALL? YOU SAID SUMMERTIME. SURVEY SAID... HOW MANY BAGS DOES A WOMAN TAKE ON A ONE-WEEK VACATION? YOU SAID TWO. SURVEY SAID... MM-HMM. NAME A PLACE A DOG LIKES TO BE SCRATCHED. YOU SAID BELLY. SURVEY SAID... OK. NAME A BUG WHOSE FINAL RESTING PLACE WAS THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE. YOU SAID A FLY. YOU GOT TO BE PRETTY QUICK. SURVEY SAID... MO'NIQUE: HA HA HA! MM-HMM. STEVE: OK. JUST COME ON. DAVID: MO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. STEVE: FINISH THIS PHRASE-- "MIND YOUR..." WHAT? YOU SAID MIND YOUR BUSINESS. SURVEY SAID... [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] DAVID: LET'S DO IT. KERI: WHOO! JESSIE: HOW'D YOU DO, MAMA? YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU? TALK TO ME, STEVE. I'M READY. STEVE: I'M GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME 5 QUESTIONS. YOU CANNOT DUPLICATE THE ANSWERS. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THIS SOUND. [BUZZ BUZZ] JESSIE: OK. STEVE: I'M GONNA SAY, "TRY AGAIN." YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE GOVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY? JESSIE: APPRECIATE THAT. STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF MO'NIQUE'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. JESSIE: I GOT IT. I GOT IT. STEVE: BOY, YOU GOT IT, MAN. HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MEN, WHICH IS THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST SEASON OF ALL? JESSIE: SUMMER. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. JESSIE: SPRING. STEVE: HOW MANY BAGS DOES A WOMAN TAKE ON A ONE-WEEK VACATION? JESSIE: 4. STEVE: NAME A PLACE A DOG LIKES TO BE SCRATCHED. JESSIE: HIS BELLY. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. JESSIE: HIS BUTT. STEVE: NAME A BUG WHOSE FINAL RESTING PLACE WAS THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE. JESSIE: A ROACH. STEVE: FINISH THIS PHRASE-- "MIND YOUR..." WHAT? JESSIE: BUSINESS. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. JESSIE: MANNERS. STEVE: WOW. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: WE ASKED 100 MEN, WHICH IS THE HAP-HAP-HAPPIEST SEASON OF ALL? THAT WAS A CLUE. JESSIE: YEAH. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WINTER, WASN'T IT? YOU SAID SPRING. SURVEY SAID... JESSIE: OK. OK. STEVE: CHRISTMAS. IT'S THE NAME OF THE MOVIE. JESSIE: OH, WOW. STEVE: HOW MANY BAGS DOES A WOMAN TAKE ON A ONE-WEEK VACATION? YOU SAID... JESSIE: I SAID 4. STEVE: 4. SURVEY SAID... JESSIE: OH, OK. THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL. STEVE: 3. 3 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. NAME A PLACE A DOG LIKES TO BE SCRATCHED. YOU SAID ON THE BUTT. SURVEY SAID... DC: TOLD YOU. STEVE: NUMBER-ONE ANSWER WAS BELLY. JESSIE: OF COURSE. STEVE: NAME A BUG WHOSE FINAL RESTING PLACE WAS THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE. YOU SAID, DUDE, A ROACH. JESSIE: THAT'S A "W" RIGHT THERE. STEVE: SURVEY SAID... JESSIE: COME ON. MO'NIQUE: THAT'S IT. JESSIE: WHAT? DC: WHAT ARE Y'ALL STEPPING ON? STEVE: MAN, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER WAS? MO'NIQUE: WE WOULD LOVE TO, BABY. KERI: ANT. DC: ANT. STEVE: FINISH THIS PHRASE-- "MIND YOUR..." WHAT? YOU SAID... JESSIE: I SAID MANNERS. STEVE: MIND YOUR MANNERS. JESSIE: IF THAT'S NOT UP THERE, WE NEED TO RE-EVALUATE. STEVE: WE NEED 5 POINTS. SURVEY SAID... KERI: COME ON. COME ON. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: BUSINESS. BUSINESS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. $20,000 FOR BIG BROTHERS AND BIG SISTERS OF AMERICA. I REALLY WANT TO THANK THE CAST OF "ALMOST CHRISTMAS." EVERYBODY, IT'S IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 11. IT'S A GOOD MOVIE. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
