>>> BEFORE WE GET DOWN TO
BUSINESS, HOW ABOUT A WELCOME HOME AFTER 20 YEARS IN THE
JOINT, DON PAULY SALUD!
>> SALUD >> I LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM, I
SEE WHAT USED TO BE THE MOST RUTHLESS, POWERFUL CRIME FAMILY
IN THE CITY. >> DAMN RIGHT!
>> SHUT UP I SAID USED TO BE.
BECAUSE THAT SURE AS HELL AIN'T WHAT IT IS NOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GANG WE USED TO OWN THIS CITY
I GO AWAY 20 YEARS, ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW THERE'S FRIGGING
MEXICANS CONTROLLING THE NEIGHBORHOOD
>> UM -- OKAY. >> WHAT, WHAT'D I SAY?
I SAY SOMETHING WRONG? >> NO DISRESPECT, DON PAULY, WE
ALL GET YOUR POINT I JUST THINK IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD
YOU MADE IT SO, I DON'T KNOW - RACIAL
>> YES, THANK YOU, ONE PERSON. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
RACIAL VINNY?
THE DIABLOS CONTROL THE DRUGS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, DO THEY NOT
>> THEY DO THEY DO.
>> OKAY. LAST I CHECKED, THE DIABLOS ARE
FRIGGING MEXICANS, ARE THEY NOT? >> AND HE'S DOUBLING DOWN,
GREAT. >> WOOF!
>> JOE, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH WHAT I'M SAYING?
WE'RE LOSING MONEY OVER HERE >> WE UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT, DON
PAULY. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOUR
CHOICE OF WORDS TO SOME PEOPLE MAY SEEM, I DON'T KNOW,
OUTDATED >> MY CHOICE OF WORDS?
IS THIS A JOKE HUH?
IS THERE A HIDDEN VIDEO AROUND IS JIMMY KENNEDY SOMEWHERE
AROUND TO FILM ME? >> JAMIE KENNEDY
WHO'S JAMIE KENNEDY? >> JAMIE KENNEDY
THE KING OF THE PRANKS HE DOES THE TV SHOW.
HE PRANKS PEOPLE >> OH, YOU MEAN ASHTON KUTCHER
>> NO, KUTCHER WAS "PUNK'D. >> LOOK, JUST FORGET IT, FORGET
IT ALL RIGHT?
AM I LOSING MY FREAKING MIND HERE
NICKY THE NOSE, YOU'D TELL ME IF I WAS GOING NUTS, RIGHT, YOU'D
TELL ME. >> HEY, DON PAULY.
YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN NO DISRESPECT TO YOU.
BUT I JUST GO BY NICKY NOW >> WHAT?
YOU'VE BEEN NICKY THE NOSE SINCE WE WERE KIDS
>> YEAH, WE DON'T GIVE PEOPLE NICKNAMES BASED ON THEIR
PHYSICAL APPEARANCES ANYMORE THAT'S CALLED SHAMING.
>> AND IT DON'T FEEL TOO GREAT SOMETIMES.
>> YEAH, SEE, DON PAULY, YOUR WORDS HAVE, I DON'T KNOW, POWER.
>> YES, THANK YOU. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FRIGGING
EARS I MEAN, ARE WE STILL GANGSTERS
WE STILL IN THE FRIGGING MOB OVER HERE?
>> OF COURSE WE ARE, DON PAULY, BUT A LOT'S CHANGED IN THE PAST
20 YEARS. >> NO KIDDING.
THIS GANG DIDN'T USED TO BE FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF QUEERS.
>> OH! >> WHOA!
>> EASY! >> EASY, DON PAULY
NO DISRESPECT, BUT AS SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIES AS QUEER, I TAKE
A LITTLE EXCEPTION TO THAT LAST COMMENT OF YOURS.
>> WHAT? >> SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I THINK
I'M GOING TO TAKE A MENTAL HEALTH DAY, AND I'M GOING TO
WORK FROM HOME NOW. >> OF COURSE, JOHNNY, GOD BLESS.
SALUD! >> SALUD
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT? >> DON PAULY, YOU GOT TO
UNDERSTAND JOHNNY IS -- SENSITIVE
>> SENSITIVE HE'S A FRIGGING MURDERER.
>> HEY, "THEY'RE" A FRIGGING MURDERER
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE, HUH?
>> WHOA, WHOA. YOU PEOPLE
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, DON PAULY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOU PEOPLE
>> I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, I JUST MEANT EVERYBODY IN GENERAL.
WAIT A MINUTE. WHO'S THE BLACK CHICK?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> UM -- THE WOMAN OF COLOR
YOU'RE REFERRING TO IS GLADYS. SHE'S OUR CAPO
>> OF THIS GANG? HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN
>> WE GOT SLAMMED PRETTY HARD ON TWITTER FOR OUR LACK OF
DIVERSITY. >> YOU REMEMBER THE HASHTAG,
#MAFIASOLITE >> YOU'VE GOT TO BE FRIGGING
KIDDING ME >> DON PAULY, WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT, REPRESENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT, EVEN IN CRIME
BESIDES, I'M MORE CAPABLE AND DANGEROUS THAN ANY CIS BLACK OR
WHITE MALE GANGSTER HERE >> OH, REALLY?
OKAY ALL RIGHT.
THEN SHOOT VINNY >> WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, DON
PAULY, THAT'S NOT HOW -- >> OH!
>> WHOA! >> WHOA, GET OVER HERE, THAT'S
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, ALL RIGHT!
LET ME OFFICIALLY WELCOME YOU TO THE --
>> HEY DID THIS GUY JUST FRICKIN' TRY
TO KISS ME >> WHOA, WITHOUT CONSENT
>> IN A PANDEMIC >> WHOA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
My favorite skit of the night. Hit all the right notes.
This is the kind of thing Billy boy would make up on his podcast. Brilliant and unapologetic!
He didn’t once utter the phrase “the family back eeaaaasst” in a mafia sketch....
Cumtown did this first.
mirror?
dont get me wrong the monologue was funny and classic billy blue nuts. but this sketch was so unfunny jesus
Funny here and there... hmm
Bill Burr is so funny that he actually made Kyle Mooney and Mikey Day seem slightly funny.