Bill Burr - Gordos/Fat People - Legendado BR (Walk Your Way Out)

talking to the ladies talking about body issues always talking about body issues that's the dumbest one ever and I talked about Hollywood going like Hollywood big they create these impossible body images blah blah blah you know that whole thing the plus-sized actress right the fatties yeah that's like a big thing they're sick of being treated like fat people I don't know what it is that doing they're going on the cover of magazines now just like showing how fat they are we're in a little bit amount of clothes and everybody's like hyping them up like oh my god that's so brave that's so courageous I'm not saying it doesn't take balls but that's a bit of an overreach with the word brave right like what am I supposed to do if ever see a fireman running out of a building carrying a baby in an old lady am I gonna sit there like oh my god you like a bad actress that takes her shirt off to do a magazine shoot to promote the movie she's in hello I know you're not supposed to make fun of fat people I understand alright I don't know why though why they're not a race they're not a religion it's totally curable eat an apple and go for a walk you know why are you yelling at everybody else the [ __ ] you giving me [ __ ] for all right you put the cookies in there I didn't how is this my problem Jesus Christ you ate your way in you can walk your way up all right and just slowly start shedding the pounds shove some [ __ ] lettuce in there instead of a bunch of Ho Hos and it's gonna come down and then you're on my side of the fence right join me come on stay with me shame shame right I know you're not supposed to shame you're not supposed to fat shame you're not supposed to [ __ ] shame they're like shaming shaming like people aren't supposed to walk around with any shame it's like a legitimate human emotion but you're not supposed to feel it at all you know he's just walking around like a dictator just know you know I can feel any shame he never felt shame you never had such a bad [ __ ] night the next morning you woke up you could even look yourself in the mirror when you had to go brush your teeth you looked up you're like oh you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Wow Wow even for you that was bad lights out curtains drawn until at least two in the afternoon before I can even look at you you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] yeah he's supposed to have no shame that's the new world you're just gonna walk around sucking dick you know eating cookies and just show up and nobody supposed to say anything no was supposed to have an opinion like wow that's gonna go off the rails pretty so I know it's probably mean to do this stuff but like you can only have so much sympathy there's so much so much stuff you can care about you know what happened to me that changed my life I did a gig in India right unbelievably great people but some of the stuff that I saw there I'll never forget I literally I did a gig in India I saw a toddler take a [ __ ] between two parked cars walked away no pants or parents and then disappeared into the crowd like Hannibal Lecter at the end of Silence of the Lambs it's one of the most heartbreaking things I've ever seen in my life and then I come back to my country it's like oh there's studio sir lose 50 pounds to star in a movie will it stop running you fat [ __ ] that's your big complaint in life you know what it you know it is you know it is about these fatties you know it really is they have no respect for the amount of sacrifice and dedication it takes to truly get in like magazine level shape which is the ever trying to get abs you ever try to get all the abs and get that [ __ ] down here you ever try to do it it's [ __ ] impossible that's the age of 19 you can't do it without tons of help you gotta buy all these exercise tapes you got to read about nutrition you got to get a personal trainer having your [ __ ] running along you need to let your own chef and he's like okay don't eat it yet don't eat it yet all right now eat it start consuming it all right start slow down start stop spit it out I told you to stop get on the elliptical how you like that Brussels sprout did you like that brussels brought but now you're paying for it it's a [ __ ] miserable experience just walking around your whole body's eating yourself yeah you want some cake now you know just take a salad balsamic vinaigrette on the side no croutons oh my god wait is the photo shoot I want to kill myself it's horrible you ever try to get fat now you don't have to it's effortless you can [ __ ] lay on your back watching your favorite show just shoveling [ __ ] down your throat what are you doing I'm getting fat I'm getting fat you got a trainer donate one natural I just eat everything that makes my sugar salt go like yeah yeah comes right in nice roll a [ __ ] flab no it's ridiculous like I know nobody wants to be fed so I'm not sure

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Keywords: Bill Burr, Bill, Burr, Legendado, PT, BR, Gordos, Fat, People, Fat People, Walk, Your, Way, Out, Walk Your Way Out

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Length: 5min 29sec (329 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2019