Bill Burr Blames Candy Stores For Making Everyone Sensitive

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Conan is my go to Burr interviewer. I love Steven and everything, but Conan knows how to play off of Burr really well. He can see him setting into a joke and will amp the set up so Bill can lean into it with a strong punchline.

👍︎︎ 147 👤︎︎ u/EtsuRah 📅︎︎ Jun 21 2017 🗫︎ replies

I don't think Colbert did a very good job with that interview to be frank.

👍︎︎ 235 👤︎︎ u/ProphePsyed 📅︎︎ Jun 21 2017 🗫︎ replies

Colbert sucked, the audience sucked.

👍︎︎ 194 👤︎︎ u/RagnarLodbrok 📅︎︎ Jun 21 2017 🗫︎ replies

Bill burr is hilarious, but it's like he said. 6 more months and the world is going to change and people like him will be a thing of the past. It'll be a sad day when people like Bill are seen widely as socially unacceptable. I wish people would lighten the fuck up, they're only jokes...

👍︎︎ 93 👤︎︎ u/Papa_Bottle 📅︎︎ Jun 21 2017 🗫︎ replies

Man, I love Billy, but is it possible his jokes are just getting kind of played? He's been doing the "i'd exterminate this part of the population" bit for like 15 years, and his joke about seeing a lesbian was that she was dressed like a lumberjack. Just not his greatest stuff. Normally hes a dope interviewee, so part of it is probably Colberts shitty interviewing skills.

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/ArthurAlexander24 📅︎︎ Jun 22 2017 🗫︎ replies

I feel like Colbert now plays a hyper-leftist as opposed to his Report persona. Its gotta be that, I really wish it is because he is painfully unfunny now. That and his whole self-rightous bullshit he spews, I'm guessing he knows what sells now and is catering to the audience. Its a shame he can't take himself less seriously.

👍︎︎ 75 👤︎︎ u/dj2short 📅︎︎ Jun 21 2017 🗫︎ replies

Im a huge fan of bill burr but I honestly didn't find the candy and lesbian bits funny at all (not because of the PC bs or anything, they just didn't make me laugh). I though he was going to build it into something bigger but when he finished the bit I was just like "huh.. thats all there is to the joke i guess". I honestly don't think bill was at his best here and Colbert didn't really help much either.

👍︎︎ 16 👤︎︎ u/parth183 📅︎︎ Jun 22 2017 🗫︎ replies

Everyone's ragging on Colbert but I think this was one of those rare moments where Bill struggled to land his own joke. Colbert's 'stonewalling' would have been a lay up for an epic Burr monologue on Conan. Maybe Burr just wasn't as comfortable going all out with Colberts audience.

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Jun 22 2017 🗫︎ replies

I saw this and don't remember what the joke was. I remember a joke he told that has some very slight political incorrectness to it bombed, but it wasn't funny and him kind of hinting the crowd might not be the right audience for it made it more awkward.

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/ENORMOUS_VEINY_DICK 📅︎︎ Jun 21 2017 🗫︎ replies
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FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A COMEDIAN ( BAND PLAYING ) WHO "ROLLING STONE" CALLED THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF RAGE-FUELED HUMOR. PLEASE WELCOME BILL BURR. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) >> RAGE-FUELED HUMOR. I DON'T EVEN THINK I'M MAD. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S FAIR? YOU DON'T THINK THE DESCRIPTION IS? >> NO, I'M JUST OLD. THIS IS HOW PEOPLE USED TO TALK. AND THEN I JUST LIVED LONG ENOUGH, AND PEOPLE BROUGHT IT DOWN, YOU KNOW,. >> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE TOO POLITE NOW? >> NOT POLITE. THEY'RE NICER. THEY'RE PLEASANT. THERE'S A PLEASANTNESS OUT THERE. >> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT DESCRIBING THAT WITH A PLEASANT TONE OF VOICE. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU MANAGED TO MAKE "PLEASANT" SOUND LIKE A NEGATIVE. >> I KNOW. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. I GREW UP IN MASSACHUSETTS. THIS IS THE ACCENT. WE SOUND-- WE SOUND LIKE WE'RE UPSET. I'M IN A GREAT MOOD. I GET A FREE MUG. I LOVE THE FREE MUG. >> Stephen: WE GIVE YOU THIS MUG. >> YEAH! >> Stephen: I THOUGHT WE WASHED IT OUT AND USED IT AGAIN. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU TURN A PROFIT ON THIS ONE. NOTHING MAKING YOU MAD? >> OH, THINGS UPSET ME, YES. I-- I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T WANT TO-- LOOK, I FLY A LOT, AND THERE'S THIS WHOLE NEW THING, GENERATION OF PEOPLE THAT TAKE THEIR SOCKS AND THEIR SHOES OFF ON THE PLANE. YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK AT THEIR SMELLY FEET, AND THEN THEY'LL LITERALLY STAND UP AND THEY WILL WALK INTO A COMMERCIAL AIRLINE BATHROOM-- YEAH-- USE IT, AND THEN WALK AND SIT BACK DOWN AGAIN. >> Stephen: THAT'S NOT RIGHT. >> YEAH! IF I WAS A DICTATOR, THOSE PEOPLE LOBBY ELIMINATED. ( LAUGHTER ) I WOULD. >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH? UH-HUH. >> THEY'RE ANIMALS. THEY'RE ANIMALS! I SAW A GUY, HE LITERALLY-- I WAS IN L.A.X. TO COME OUT HERE, AND THE GUY HAD HIS SOCKS AND SHOES OFF, AND HIS FEET UP ON HIS LUGGAGE, AND EVERYBODY HAD TO LOOK AT HIS OLD 50-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD FEET. AND I JUST KEPT PICTURING BEATING THE BOTTOM OF HIS FEET UNTIL HE TOOK THEM OFF, LIKE SHAME HIM INTO IT YOU. >> Stephen: MOVED HERE IN '95 TO NEW YORK CITY? >> YES, I DID. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE LIVED HERE THE ENTIRE TIME SINCE THEN? >> NO, I LIVED IN L.A. BRIEFLY IN THE LATE 90s, AND THEN CAME BACK HERE IN '99, LIVED HERE UNTIL 2007, LOVED IT, AND SINCE THEN I'VE LIVED OUT IN L.A. >> Stephen: I MOVED HERE IN '95, TOO. IT WAS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THEN. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: IT WASN'T QUITE AS CLEANED UP AND AS NICE. >> NO, IT WASN'T. IT WAS A SCARY PLACE TO BE. AND CROWDS WERE NOT IMPRESSPURPOSE THERE WERE DRUG ADDICTS, PEOPLE NODDING OFF, LIKE ALPHABET CITY AND EVERYTHING. IT WAS A VERY DIFFICULT PLACE TO DO STAND-UP. AND NOW 20 YEARS LATER I CAME BACK AND I WAS DOING STAND-UP LOCALLY, AND PEOPLE WERE LIKE GROANING IN THE CROWD AT JOKE S. >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. THERE'S AN M&M STORE IN TIMES SQUARE NOW, AND JUST KIND OF AFFECTED EVERYBODY, THEIR MINDSET. AND EVERYTHING NOW IS, "OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD." YOU HAVE TO WALK THEM THROUGH THE JEEK. I SAID, " I SAW A LESBIAN WALKING THROUGH A RESTAURANT." AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD!" IT WAS UNDENIABLE. >> Stephen: THAT SHE WAS A LESBIAN, YOU MEAN? >> YEAH, SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE JOHN GOODMAN ON "ROSEANNE." IT WAS FUNNY TO ME. SHE WAS DRESSED LEAK A CONSTRUCTION WORKER. IT'S FUNNY YOU WOULD JUST PICK A JOB EYE LIKE WOMEN BUT I DON'T DRESS LIKE A PIRATE AND HAVE A LANTERN AND WALK AROUND WITH IT. IT WAS JUST FUNNY. >> Stephen: MAYBE SHE WAS A CONSTRUCTION WORKER. >> SHE WASN'T! HER HANDS WERE, LIKE, AS CLEAN AS MINE. >> Stephen: SHE'S THE FOREMAN. >> I ALMOST GOT OFFENDED AS, LIKE, A MAN, LOOKING AT HER LIKE, "LOOK, WE DON'T DO ALL OF THAT! WE'LL WEAR SOME OF THAT. SHE HAD A COSTUME. SHE HAD THE HARD HAT AND THAT SURVEYOR THING. YOU FEEL IT NOW. THEY'RE GETTING ALL-- THEY'RE BACK OFF. "IS HE SAYING-- IS HE SAYING THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG?" NO, I'M SAYING SHE WAS DRESSED RIDICULOUS. THE WOMAN WHO HAPPENED TO BE A LESBIAN, IT WAS FUNNY THE WAY SHE WAS DRESSED. I'M GOING TO BE WASHED UP IN SIX MONTHS. THEY'VE GOT A HERSHEY'S STORE DOWN THERE. THE GIANT KISS THING WITH THE STRING. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T LIKE CANDY. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A WHOLE STORE. IS THERE GOING TO BE A SNICKERS STORE? HOW FAT DO THEY WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE. >> Stephen: YOU'VE GOT AN ANIMATED SHOW. WHERE IS "F IS FOR FAMILY"? >> IT'S ON NETFLIX. >> Stephen: I VERY VERY GOOD THINGS. >> SEASON TWO. 10 EPISODES, JUST CAME OUT THE OTHER DAY. <i>( APPLAUSE ).</i> >> Stephen: WHY-- THIS IS-- IS IT SET IN THE 1970s? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS. >> YES, IT IS. >> Stephen: WHY DID YOU WANT TO DO AN ANIMATION AND WHY THE 70s? >> JUST THROUGH TELLING FAMILY STORIES DOING STAND-UP, AS A YOUNG COMIC, EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH TELLING MY FAMILY STORIES. AND NOW I'M OLD AND THE HELICOPTER PARENT KIDS CAME. >> Stephen: WE WERE LEFT ALONE, WE WERE LEFT ALONE. >> YOU KNOW THE GUYS NOW, THEY HAVE CUPCAKES AND KITTENS ON THEIR SHIRTS. AND IT ASTOWNDZ ME. I WAS LIKE IF I WORE ANYTHING REMOTE LIKELY THAT I WOULD GET THE LIVING HELL BEATEN OUT OF ME. HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT, ON THE SUBWAY, WEARING THAT? IT BLOWS MY MIND. IT WASN'T THAT THEY WEREN'T LAUGHING. THEY WERE FEELING BAD FOR ME. AND I HAD TO LOOK AT THE CROWD AND GO, "I DESERVED THE BEATING. I DESERVED IT!" SEE. >> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP I WANT TO SHOW THE PEOPLE. THIS IS-- YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN SHOW. YOU'RE THE DAD IN THIS? >> YES, I PLAY FRANK MURPHY, WHO IS AN AMALGUM OF EVERYBODY'S DAD IN THE WRITERS' ROOM. AND THIS IS KIND OF BASICALLY WHAT DADS USED TO BE LIKE. WHEN I WAS GROWING YOU, YOU WERE AFRAID OF YOUR DAD. HE CAME HOME, HE CAME IN THE FRONT DOOR AND YOU WENT OUT THE BACK. YOU REMEMBERED STAYING IN THE WOODS UNTIL HE LEFT. >> Stephen: WE SHOULD PROBABLY SHOW THE CLIP. >> HEY, MR., ARE YOU A PERVERT? >> NO. >> THEN WHY ARE YOU STAND ACT THAT LADY THROUGH THAT WINDOW LIKE ONE? >> THAT'S MY WIFE IN THERE. >> HOW COME YOU'RE NOT AT WORK? >> HOW COME YOU'RE NOT LEAVE MEEG THE (BLEEP) ALONE. >> I'M GOING TO TELL MY DAD YOU SWORE AT ME, HE'S A COP. >> THEN HE CAN SOLVE YOUR MURDER. >> YOU HAVE TO STOP SWEARING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN. >> HEY, GO PLAY WITH YOUR FATHER'S GUN! >> FRANK! >> I DIDN'T SWEAR! >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. THANK YOU, I HAD A GOOD TIME. >> Stephen: "F IS FOR FAMILY" SEASON 2 IS SONETFLIX RIGHT NOW. BILL BURR, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY FLEET FOXES.
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Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Views: 6,568,707
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Keywords: The Late Show, Stephen Colbert, Colbert, Late Show, celebrities, late night, talk show, skits, bit, monologue, The Late Late Show, Late Late Show, letterman, david letterman, comedian, impressions, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny video, funny videos, humor, celebrity, celeb, hollywood, famous, James Corden, Corden, Comedy
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Length: 7min 10sec (430 seconds)
Published: Sat Jun 17 2017
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