Bill Burr Hates Black Friday | CONAN on TBS

are you getting into the holiday spirit we're getting close Christmas coming up get excited come on yes I am I am I actually like the holidays and Thanksgiving is my favorite because you just get to eat and that type of thing but uh I don't know I don't like that Black Friday type of stuff that just freaks me out makes me sad for Americans watching them getting trampled you know yeah you know I would you do that why would you do that to yourself why would you just admit that you can't afford it at regular prices come back the next day like a gentleman just walk in there pick out what you want and if your kids get less they get less that gives them Drive you know rich gets rich kids just sit around you know doing blow sitting in Ferraris they don't do anything it's the poor kids that they're they make stuff happen so yeah yeah you know it trampled grabbing your wig you know it's so sad to do what get an above-ground pool for $30 off there's nothing there is nothing in Walmart worth getting trampled over to me Russell processed meat close olive if you gonna get trampled like make it like a high-end store like you learned I don't even I didn't know what it's nothing worth getting trampled it just makes me depressed yeah that you would do that people sit out for like weeks there's a week they don't even go to Thanksgiving yeah like that on this cellphone and their moms crying I just so just figured water spending with us and you're sitting out there in that parking lot failing those people breathing down the back of your neck going like no one who you're gonna elbow it's just the status there are women that wait there wait waited twenty two days at Best Buy they waited twenty two days and what did they get what do you think the guy I don't know I think they got trampled yeah you don't want to be at the front of the line you want to be about forty deep and I figure you pop out of the line and you wait to that first wave or two falls down and then you go over the top like Walter Payton even then you gotta know where to go in the store like where is the thing that is on sale right where are those mint Milano cookies you're gonna make a beeline for on that linoleum floor saddest thing it's one year what people should do you know like Richard Branson one of these hot air baloon rich guys just like floating over them right before it and just start dropping everything that they want and feeding like no matter how many hot-air balloons he had what bad idea you don't want with billionaires in hot air balloons dropping toasters on people the idea a little parachute all right gift certificates all right you

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Length: 3min 24sec (204 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 25 2016