Bill Burr Got into a Fight at Red Sox Dodgers World Series Game

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>> I'M DOING GOOD. HOW ARE YOU. >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I SEE YOU SOMETHING GREAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU. IN THIS CASE -- >> THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES. NOT RUBBING IT IN. I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GUYS -- >> Jimmy: I'M A METS FAN SO YOU COULD RUB IT IN IF YOU LIKE. >> I DON'T DO THAT. I DON'T GO TO THE OPPOSING STADIUM, WEAR THE OTHER TEAM'S STUFF. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T. >> TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT THE CROWD AND DO THAT. WHENEVER I SEE THAT, THAT GUY SHOULD GET THE [ BLEEP ] KICKED OUT OF HIM. PERFECT WORLD THAT HAPPENS. I USED TO WEAR STUFF. THE OPPOSING TEAM STUFF BECAUSE I MOVED AWAY FROM BOSTON BUT I GOT SICK OF IT. IT'S WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. THAT'S THE WORST. YEAH, SOME GUY KNOWS. YOU GO OUT TO THE BATHROOM. THEY WAIT TILL YOU'RE DOING YOUR THING THEN YOU PUSH -- THEY TAKE OUT THEIR CHILDHOOD ON YOU AND YOU GOT TO BULL'S-EYE ON YOUR HEAD AND IT'S LIKE WHY AM I DOING -- WHAT AM I, STEVEN SEGAL. I'LL FIGHT ALL THESE GUYS WITH MY [ BLEEP ]. HE MADE THAT MOVIE, RIGHT? I AM A VERY COURTEOUS FAN. [ LAUGHTER ] STILL ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY AT DODGER STADIUM. >> BECAUSE WEST COAST FANS ARE INSANE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT PHILLY. THEY THREW SNOWBALLS AT SANTA CLAUS. DODGER FANS WOULD HAVE STABBED THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I DON'T -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET YOUR TICKETS, DUDE. I'M IN THE UPPER DECK WITH THE REAL PEOPLE. SO, YOU KNOW, THEY'VE HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK AND THAT'S ALL THEY NEED. BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED A LOT OF EMPTY SEATS BECAUSE STUBHUB WAS GOUGING PEOPLE SO BAD PEOPLE STAYED HOME. ALL THESE EMPTY SEATS BEHIND US SO PIE BUDDY WAS TAKING HIS BEER, EMPTY BEER CANS AND STICKING THEM THERE AND THIS GUY, HAD A PROBLEM WITH IT. AND RATHER THAN JUST BEING, HEY, DO YOU MIND, MY WIFE AND KID GOT TO GET BY. HE WENT TO IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE BOTTOM OF YOUR CHAIR AND THEN IT ESCALATED AND THEN I PULLED THE LADY'S LINE WHICH USUALLY DEFUSES IT. I WAS LIKE, LADY, LADIES, COME ON. WHAT ARE WE DOING? WE'RE AT THE GAME HERE. AND I GO TO SHAKE HIS HAND. HE DOESN'T SHAKE MY HAND. LIKE AN [ BLEEP ]. SO NOW ALL MY BOSTON ANGER COMES UP. I'M JUST TALKING LOUDLY ABOUT WEST COAST FANS FORGETTING I'M A BALD 50-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO IS GOING TO GET THROWN OFF THE UPPER DECK AND FINALLY AFTER AN INNING AND A HALF AT THE WORLD SERIES I'M MAD AT THE GUY BEHIND ME. WHAT DO I CARE? HE'S NOT GOING TO HURT US. THERE'S FOUR OF US. HE WAS LIKE 80 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT SO WHAT IS HE, GOING TO FALL ON US SO I WENT DOWN TO GET A BEER. WHEN I CAME BACK HE WAS MEAN MUGGING ME THE WHOLE WAY UP. HE'S WITH HIS WIFE AND KID AND SITTING THERE LOOKING LIKE HE GOT OUT OF DENNY'S AND HE'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE HE'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING. SO MY EYES ARE STARTING TO GO BUT I REFUSE TO GET GLASSES SO I'M SITTING -- IS THIS GUY LOOKING AT ME SO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE OLD EYES YOU GOT TO LOOK AWAY AND LOOK BACK TO MAKE SURE, RIGHT? SO I DID THAT. NOW HE THINKS I'M SOFT LIKE I GOT HIM. HE BLINKED, RIGHT? SO SOMETHING HAPPENED ON THE WALK UP TO HIM. I'M LIKE I'M NOT DOING THIS. I'M SORRY -- CAN WE JUST CRUSH -- SQUASH THIS, RIGHT? SO I GO TO DO THE FIST BUMP AND HE LITERALLY -- HE'S SO IMMATURE LIKE EMOTIONALLY WHEN HE WENT TO DO IT HE DIDN'T MOVE HIS HAND UP. HAD IT IN HIS HAND UP AND WENT LIKE THIS. WHEN A TODDLER GOES TO WAVE, THEY DON'T LIFT THEIR ARM UP, JUST IMITATE YOU LIKE THAT. LIKE AND I DID THE FIST BUMP AND THEN WE WERE FINE. SO I THINK I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. >> Jimmy: WHAT? >> THERE IS AN OVERLAP WITH IRISH GUYS AND MEXICAN DUDES AS FAR AS A DISCONNECT YOU HAD THIS ANGER. IT LIKE I THINK -- LIKE WHEN YOU MEET A 40-YEAR-OLD MEXICAN DUDE YOU GOT TO DO THE MATH LIKE A 60-YEAR-OLD IRISH GUY IN THERAPY YEARS LIKE THEY'RE LIKE EVEN MORE HARD CORE. DUDE, THEY LITERALLY STAND THERE AND FACE TEN PEOPLE WITH FLAME THROWERS AND NOT EVEN FLINCH. I'M NOT BACKING DOWN. YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM -- YOU GOT TO GIVE THEM THE OUT. SO I GAVE HIM THE OUT AND I SQUASHED IT AND THEN EVEN MY BUDDY, THE ANGRY BOSTON GUY NEXT TO ME AFTERWARDS WAS LIKE, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? I WAS LIKE I BEEN MARRIED FOR FIVE YEAR, LOSING FIGHTS ALL THE TIME. SO I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU GOT TO GIVE SOMEBODY THE OUT. >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S EXCELLENT ADVICE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER TO THE GAME. HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER NOW? >> SHE'S GOING TO BE 2 IN JANUARY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CUTE. SO DOES SHE WATCH THE GAMES WITH YOU AT HOME? >> NO. SHE ONLY LIKES -- SHE LIKE PUPPY DOG PALS AND SHE LIKES THE DISNEY CHANNELS. ANY TIME -- IN HER WORLD IT'S ON 24/7. SO LIKE WHEN I GO TO TURN IT OFF THE SECOND I PUT THE TV ON, I GO, HEY WE'RE GOING TO WATCH FOOTBALL AND SHE GOES, DOG, DOG, AND I'M LIKE, NO, THE DOGS WENT TO BED AND THE WAY TV IS NOW IT'S JUST -- STUPID DOGS ARE ON ALL DAY LONG. THEY ARE AON. MY WIFE HAS WATCHED THEM AT NIGHT. NOW I GOT TO PUT IT ON THEN I GOT TO FIND OUT -- I FLIP BACK AND FORTH DURING THE COMMERCIAL AND THE SECOND I FLIP AWAY, UH-OH. DOG, DOG THEN SHE STARTS LIKE CRYING. SO, I ONLY KNOW LIKE HALF THE RED SOX NAMES. THAT'S HOW LITTLE -- I WAS TALKING ABOUT -- THEN THAT GUY HIT THE HOME RUN AND THE OTHER GUY HIT THE SINGLE. I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY'S NAME THIS YEAR. >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SO TICKLED YOU ARE STARRING IN A MOVIE WITH HUGH JACKMAN WHICH IS -- >> OH, YEAH. I WOULDN'T SAY STARRING. IF YOU BLINK YOUR EYE YOU'RE GOING TO MISS ME, YEAH, BUT I GOT A COUPLE OF LINES. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE WITH HUGH IN THE MOVIE. YOU HAVE A SCENE WITH HUGH JACKMAN. HE PLAYS GARY HART. >> YES, HE DOES. >> Jimmy: FROM A MUCH MORE INNOCENT TIME. I GUESS IN A WAY. >> IT'S BASICALLY, YEAH IT'S CALLED T"THE FRONT RUNNER." FIRST POLITICIAN WHERE THEY WENT INTO HIS PERSONAL LIFE, THEY FOUND OUT HE HAD A MISTRESS. WHEN I WAS A KID I REMEMBER THAT SCANDAL TAKING SIX WEEKS AND HE WAS THE GUY, HE WAS GOING TO WIN IT AND WITH -- THAT WHOLE THING TOOK A WEEK. THEY FOLLOWED HIM. FOUND OUT HE HAD A MISS TRESS. THEY WERE STANDING OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE. THE HELL WITH IT. I AIN'T GOING TO RUN ANYMORE. HUGH JACKMAN PLAYS THE PART OF GARY HART AND HE WAS AMAZING. AND I HAD A REALLY FUN SCENE WHERE WE WERE TAILING HIM AND CHASING HIM DOWN THIS ALLEY AND HE'S LIKE THE NICEST GUY EVER BUT HE'S A BIG GUY LIKE 6'4" AND HE'S RIPPED. WE WENT DOWN THE ALLEY. HIS CHARACTER IS MAD AT OUR CHARACTER AND TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED AT US AND FOR HALF A SECOND, I WAS LIKE, OH, [ BLEEP ], THAT'S WOLVERINE AND I LITERALLY -- I LEGIT GOT SCARED AND HE'S A BIG GUY, YOU KNOW. SO -- WHAT'S FUNNY IN THE SCENE IS AS THE REPORTER I HAVE LIKE A NOTEBOOK AND I DROPPED IT AND AFTER THE SCREENING WE WENT TO THE TORONTO FILM FESTIVAL AND ALL THESE ACTORS ARE COMING UP TO ME. I LOVE THE CHOICE YOU MADE. I LOVE THE CHOICE YOU MADE TO DROP THE NOTEBOOK. I WAS LIKE, NO, DUDE, THAT WAS REAL. HE DIDN'T TURN AROUND. HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE. WE CAME FLYING OUT OF THE ALLEY. HE WAS FULL ON WOLVERINE EXCEPT THE KNIVES COMING OUT. THAT TAKES ME BACK TO THE DAYS. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S ACTING. MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHETHER YOU'RE FAKING IT OR REAL. GREAT TO SEE YOU. CONGRATULATIONS ON THE MOVIE. IT'S CALLED "THE FRONT RUNNER" AND OPENS IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 6th.
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Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live
Views: 3,197,072
Rating: 4.8417611 out of 5
Keywords: jimmy, kimmel, live, late, night, talk, show, funny, comedic, comedy, clip, comedian, bill, burr, world, series, los, angeles, dodgers, boston, red, sox, baseball, hugh, jackman, politics, hugh jackman, bill burr, boston red sox, red sox
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Length: 7min 46sec (466 seconds)
Published: Tue Oct 30 2018
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Might seem counter intuitive but I think Bill is like the most normal dude on the planet.

👍︎︎ 145 👤︎︎ u/nomorerope 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies

He basically tells Jimmy what he talked about on his podcast. Still funny though.

👍︎︎ 88 👤︎︎ u/Notradell 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies

"Oh my god, that's wolverine." Lost it.

👍︎︎ 61 👤︎︎ u/Drusiph 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies

damn Jimmy was laughing hard

👍︎︎ 16 👤︎︎ u/brandonsamd6 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies

Nice shirt Bill! Make sure you take the tags off next time

👍︎︎ 28 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies

Great interview, miles ahead than that mess that happened with Colbert and the other mess that happened with Fallon.

👍︎︎ 17 👤︎︎ u/djdsf 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies

Bill makes all these talk shows palatable. Most celebrities and hosts come off fake and boring. Not old freckles.

👍︎︎ 7 👤︎︎ u/blackstonewine 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies

Jimmy's laugh sounds like a coughing fit.

👍︎︎ 9 👤︎︎ u/PantherHeel93 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies

Oof, that audience is quiet. What's with the Kimmel crowd?

👍︎︎ 11 👤︎︎ u/LikeATreefrog 📅︎︎ Oct 30 2018 🗫︎ replies
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