Biggest red flag ever seen at a wedding (r/AskReddit)

a slash asked ridet what is the biggest this relationship won't last red flag you've ever seen at a wedding the pastor at the wedding in front of a couple hundred people said can you believe that just two months ago bride's name was in my house crying because she was so lonely and wanted to be married so badly and now look at her two months later getting married to a guy she met the next day even her elderly grandmother laughed out loud my parents got married with three months of them knowing each other only difference is that now 27 years later they are getting a divorce my parents knew each other for months before getting married and just celebrated their 35th anniversary so the moral of the story is hold out for that extra month attended a wedding where the bride talked not about her love for him or how great he is but more about how he changed so much of his personality for her a damp how that made everything perfect big likes I'm so glad I met this 150 pounds of clay I was able to mold him into the exact form I wanted then fire him in a kiln and marry him the groom had the ring in his pocket but forgot which one and the bride visually annoyed said that's the kind of guy I'm marrying they divorced within the year can we go back to the part where we objects damn was this me my ex-wife would act annoyed about most aspects of me and my personality claiming I was dumb and embarrassing to be around we also got divorced officially yesterday after getting married this past January I worked as a county prosecutor I did a sentencing where the guy was sent to prison for about two years as I was walking out of the courtroom his girlfriend asked the judge to marry her to her boyfriend who was going to prison judge said she needed a marriage license and there was a 2-day waiting period he was basically telling her not to marry the guy she pulls out the marriage license the judge then says you need two witnesses she was alone the dudes attorney grabbed me by the arm and enthusiastically volunteered us to be the witnesses the wedding went through and now I have a story for it it a side note the guy was in an orange jumpsuit and was shackled literally shackled during the ceremony TLDR I sentenced man to prison then served as best man in his wedding I guess he's committed she'll never need to wonder where he is at night but but are they still together well the groom hasn't gone anywhere I was a bridesmaid in a wedding and right after the ceremony the bride told me this wasn't actually a wedding because the groom couldn't get married as he was still married to someone else she was three months pregnant and was throwing a fake wedding to please her religious family and collect money gifts so that was cool they divorced within a year Holi shutters should be a movie I would watch it opening day except in the movie the enter thing would be one problem after another and then towards the end the secret would come out and ruin everything and they would go their separate ways then realize they had fallen in love and get married for a year at the end of the ceremony she changed into an extremely fancy going-away outfit tight and purple and laced up down the sides he changed into an old t-shirt and shorts that wreaked of stale student Batchelor sweat and said oh I didn't know we were dressing up she gave him a look of the purest hatred and disgust they separated six months later how did these two duck heads not co-ordinate that I am sure when the heads collided it was an elastic collision that kept their Energy's conserved the bride looked drugged up and told me in confidence that she had broken her years long sobriety with a bunch of vicodin to relax for the wedding sadly she never went back to not using drugs the groom forgot the bright name during his toast to her rent called her a similar but very different name like if her name was Brenda he called her Brittany it lasted two years oddly the wedding where the bride started labor during the reception is going strong ten years later it was absolutely a shotgun wedding her father pretty much told him either man up and marry her or get out of her life so she could find the kid a real father the groom was at the time a stoner who most of our family disliked I always kind liked him but I wouldn't have wanted to be having a baby with him was certain she would be a married single mom and somehow between her third trimester and the birth II straightened up he worked for a few years got injured and became a stay-at-home dad while she worked this is not a dig at him in the least he's a great dad and seems to be a great husband their home is always clean enough to be healthy cluttered enough to be comfortable and he cooks dinner six nights a week so his wife can come home and relax after work plus while he was working she was going to school for her special education certification and he never once tried to discourage her or imply that it was a stupid job to want the way her mother did but yeah when your water breaks during the father-daughter dance things will be said during the vows the bride laughed at the forager all poor apart and wouldn't say it somehow they are still going strong I sure hope he never loses his job I laughed at the sickness and health part because of all my health issues I'm an epileptic liver transplant recipient my husband got a kick out of it we are happily still together though that sucks but I guess in getting an epileptic liver is better than not getting one at all a family member's wife was like that she finally divorced him because he didn't make enough money and three months later the big crash happened and she got laid off his situation was wrecked for a long time but it was nice to know she was miserable too groom was sending texts to a very uninterested bridesmaid all-night groom was also more interested in getting wasted with his buddies than being with the bride there were also red flags before the wedding no surprise they were divorced in less than a year years ago I attended a wedding and reception of a friend and neighbor at the reception the bride started crying not happy tears either long heartfelt sobs ten months later she had a baby in the next month he beat her up so bad she passed out on the front lawn her ex who was a big big guy and father of her first two children came over their house and dragged the new husband out by his hair and beat his ass on the front lawn new hobby left town and she divorced him right after that then we found out his first wife divorced him for beating her up - I was best man at my mates wedding the bride hit on me did you tell your friend in my experience that didn't work out too well his girl hit on me and when I spoke to him he accused me of seducing her ended our friendship and some three months later she cheated on him with another of his friends yet that sucks bride hooked me up with one of the bridesmaids we went back to join the party then the bride started to hit on me I told my buddy the groom he told her to knock it off but she was shut faced nothing happened and they're still together years later but no way she has been faithful after the ceremony the bride who had epilepsy had a seizure and her family took her into a side room away from all the guests to look after her until she'd recovered the groom didn't bother to go and help look after his wife he was too busy getting drunk and partying with all his mates even after the bride recovered enough to return to the celebration seated and stay with her or comfort her and she sat there in tears for half the night it lasted a couple of years before they divorced you to his selfishness and alcohol problem I was at a wedding where something very similar happened the bride who had known heart problems and rather severe anxiety started having heart palpitations in trouble breathing about halfway through the reception she collapsed in the hallway and it was my partner who helped her to a chair and alerted her parents and staff to what was happening her groom still in the party taking shots with his boys when he was told what was going on he offered little more than a shrug and continued what he was doing they separated a few months later and ultimately divorced groom is very bitter about life in general now bride has rarely been seen out since keine sad all around the groom wouldn't stop talking about the marriage like it was a prison sentence he incessantly went on about how it was the end of his freedom and how he was going to be tied down to the ball and chain now they were divorced in just under a year in my friends vows he was talking about her eyes which were blue and he called them green also they got married on the girl's 18th birthday because her parents won't let them get married earlier on the first he might be color blind for Bluegreen covers the bride was 32 to 48 years old she was a compulsive liar said she had two to four kids but that her ex killed them and got away with it married the groom within three months of meeting he was 21 and a virgin she drove a wedge between him and his extremely close family she made him quit his weight a job because he wasn't allowed to talk to women they got married in a Waffle House parking lot last I heard they were still together he can no longer have friends so I can't talk to him I'm a woman so he's double banned if a woman gives you a 16-year range when you ask her age that's a red flag the groom was madly in love with his fee inque as one would hope always got the vibe she just wasn't that into it during the wedding he was so nervous he stuttered bride rolled her eyes and looked first then later in the night after dinner and music had started the bride got annoyed people weren't stayin in their allocated seats they had a wishing well for presence we added our anonymous gift with the card and thought that was that one week later get an abusive call that we did not put in this ended up getting so bad it tore down multiple friendships for the groom bride wanted enough money to buy a house turns out bride was cheating on him the whole time with someone who was also married edit whoa this blow-up he ended up leaving her about two years later when a teenager family friend told him about the cheating she then was threatening to take half his business if he didn't pay her rent for the following three or six months all types of class

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Length: 10min 36sec (636 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 19 2019