Biggest red flag ever seen at a wedding 2 (r/AskReddit)

our /oz gridded what is the biggest this relationship won't last red flag you've ever seen at a wedding my cousin's wedding he was in the army his bride was six months pregnant a senior in high school and she had just turned 18 the previous day her grandfather was the officiant and he gave a big speech about how marriage was only between one man and one woman and no one can tear apart what God puts together they opened their gifts in front of everyone like it was a birthday party there was no alcohol dancing or food within 30 to 40 minutes after the gift opening the happy couple peeled out of the Boy Scout Lodge doing doughnuts while her teenage friends cheered them on they spent the night at the hotel everyone was staying at separately which consisted of him getting shut faced with his friends while she was alone in their room in front of our entire family my sister said I give them a year she was wrong though within three months of the kid coming they had split and my cousin swears the kid isn't his the whole wedding was one giant ducking red flag when the ex-girlfriend stood up to object with a pregnancy stick in her hand positive it's you she said never invite an extra wedding or don't cheat with the ex or cheat at all I saw the newly married couple step out of an elevator and he accidentally stepped on her dress she snapped and turned around yelling do that again and see what happens he was still a Fae stand without saying anything I immediately went to the bar for a beer I honestly thought you were going to say without saying anything immediately stepped on the dress again I wasn't actually there but a girl I went to school with posted video of her ceremony on FB groom was so drunk the best man had to hold him upright lots of swaying and random incoherent battling bride didn't seem particularly fazed by it and had a sort of a just ignore him and amp let's get on with it kind of attitude there was also an album of photos and the groom was flipping off the camera and literally every pic he was in I was honestly shocked that the officiant went through with the ceremony and doubly shocked she put it out there for everyone to see Hugh a few months worth of I can't believe he's drunk all the time follow-up posts divorced less than a year later bright old me and my partner a few weeks earlier that she didn't want to go through with it she had generic vows husbands were beautiful she had a sour face the whole time it was almost funny it ended up turning out that she was shagging my partner the last year and she left her husband for him four months in I dodged a bullet holy shut you dodge two bullets went to waiting for one of my older male cousins who has two sisters about my age apparently the bride talked to the oldest sister whom the groom was very close to and said something like just so you know you are not the most important girl in his life anymore I am can't wait to see how this one plays out groom was making out with a bridesmaid while his new bride proceeded to get blackout drunk and cry in the corner this sounds like a Junior High dance wish that was the case it was a total shut show goes without saying they were separated within six months and divorced within a year after being together for five plus years the bride did not smile neither during the ceremony nor during the reception she never cracked a smile former groom here I was deadpan for my entire wedding ceremony my wife's entire family said it was a bad sign but my family and friends all jokingly asked if I my chair was uncomfortable during the ceremony it was but I also hate ceremonies I hated the attention on us the whole night the groom wanted to delay the wedding so they could do a last-minute Taco Bell run they were divorced within 18 months honestly this is would just confirm that the person I'm marrying is indeed my soul mate attended a very big very religious wedding of a 21 year old bright and a 22 year old groom they lied about where they met it was on tinder during a round of truth or dare with the groom and his members of the wedding party the night before he admitted his biggest love language is touch but that is so hated to express affection physically all he wanted was to cuddled sometimes and she'd refused he said he hoped it got better after they were married all the groom's men made frantic eye contact and changed the subject they are still married as of a year later boots are guys nothing gets better after you get married that's still your partner that's still your relationship my top love languages are do hold a guy marrying a young Eastern European the groom's friend said at the reception this party is great I hope I get invited to the one next year the guy had been married a few times before the bride and groom got in an argument post reception and the bride ran away it was in a small town in the middle of nowhere but we ran around all night trying to find her law what an adventure edit since so many are asking yes we found her after a couple hours LeMay oh she was near the hotel just chilling outside acting like nothing happened the other day a co-worker told me about a wedding she was just in the bridal party for the groom and his mother were counting out how much each family gave as a cash gift and giving the bride grief because her family weren't able to give us much as the groom's family I feel like that's an insanely bad way to start a marriage the groom spent the almost the entire wedding glue tears female work colleague to the point that the bride had to drag him away for their first dance they also kept going off somewhere together a friend tried to follow them outside but it was too dark to locate them you could see the obvious hurt on the bride's face throughout the day prior to the wedding he'd taken his colleague away abroad for his stag do just the two of them despite the bride's protests and in his wedding speech he pointed his colleague out and told her that he'd had the best time of his life that weekend they are still together at the moment but I don't see it being the happy ending that the bride was so desperate for nobody attended my wedding so I guess that did you invite people slaps for Eid I knew I was forgetting something bright going home with the best man not kidding only 45 minutes into reception really so what happened intercourse before the Maine cows but after the antipasto processional music was optioned by Pedro the lon I could never divorce you without a good reason and though I may never have to it's good to have options but for now I need you but for now I want you but for now I'll hold you that marriage lasted a year and a half the groom refused to get dressed in damp wore a black t-shirt and amp sneakers the bride looked incredible in her gown in damp he looked like he was popping to the shops for a pack of cigarette abour when it came time for vows the groom had a long list and read it off nicely the bride said something along the lines of I'm just gonna wing it basically you're my best friend and trailed off soon after thank God for the open bar not at a wedding but I knew a guy who had been having problems with his girlfriend for a while so the best solution he could come up with proposing just for your information proposing marrying someone isn't going to magically fix the problems or having kids of course not you need to buy a house first then have the kids problem solved I'm the keyboard player for a wedding band so I've seen all sorts of ridiculous shutout weddings that would qualify as a red flag that said one stands above the rest the groom aggressively grinding on two of the bridesmaids simultaneously one of which was the bride's sister the groom said the wrong name during the vows I Ross take thee Rachel at the reception there is a local tradition for the groomsmen to steal the bride basically they do a quick bar hop and come back to continue the reception my husband was a groomsman and as more than an hour passed I finally called him he said she was having a blast and wouldn't leave the groom had arrived back after about 30 minutes laughed it off at first then relief when she finally blew back and totally smashed they made it about two months after that I've posted about this before it was my wedding the stop the entire ceremony which was held at our place so he could watch The Simpsons there was no discussion about this beforehand he just did it no we are not still married shocking I know was this before or after season 8 the father of the bride made a speech about how he saw his daughter organizing the groom over time basically instead of telling a story of their burgeoning love it was a tale of how she began to control him over time was cringy lasted three years that's a long-ass speech good on you for staying until the end best friend's wedding 15 minutes into the reception the wife is at the main dinner table screaming at her mom who is across the room calling her a crack whore she's a gem at my own own wedding when my wife threw the bride bouquet over her shoulder towards all the single ladies one of them took a few steps back to take a run up and use the shoulders of some other girls to jump like a quarterback making the final game deciding touchdown she literally flew over the other girls but another girl got the book hey before she could reach it which didn't stop her she forcible snatched the flowers out of the other girl's hands while in midair the flowers were ripped apart at that point and a lot of the girls who were falling and stumbling to the ground she emerged out of this pile of single ladies with a couple of destroyed flowers in her hand her hair and cloth all over the place and maydel out winning shout out while looking around to find her boyfriend which had quietly sneaked away while she was going berserk for the bouquet it was hilarious and depressing at the same time her boyfriend ended the relationship shortly after the wedding they made my cousin's girlfriend stand in the group and when the flowers flew right into her hand she screamed and threw them away it was hilarious it's about twenty years later and they are still together have two kids and one of the strongest relationships I know but they never got married

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Length: 10min 49sec (649 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 24 2019