Big Ed Is Still on Tv & Still Creepy | 90 Day The Single Life

hello welcome to demon money allow me to introduce myself i am fink the goblin demon i creep butts into the earthling world and take notes on all of you humans then report back down into hell and give all the information to my boss so when judgment day comes he will know who's joining him in the underworld to my understanding there's a little small tiny short stubby nasty goblin that has rolled his way onto the tv okay here's the deal um don't be mad at me but um last night when i noticed that your legs were kind of like mine they were hairy under the impression that women like him big ed who appeared on 90 day fiance as a lovable little teddy bear with a condition called [ __ ] phil syndrome and everyone fell in love with him for about two seconds until we found out he was a cheater a manipulator plays the victim thinks women should have their leg shave smell pretty and be hot for him while he has the audacity to walk the earth like this so i have been dyeing my hair i found out that mayonnaise makes it smoother and less dry well what do you say we look into what big that's doing now he appeared on 90 day fiance bears all one of the many new cash grabbing spin-offs that tlc is literally out of their buttholes cosplaying as the beast horrible job he had to tell rose that he got a vasectomy so rose i got a vasectomy it's truly a loss she doesn't care this face says i don't give a i had it done i had to ice my my my my balls for like a week okay yeah i was fully exposed she also doesn't care he's also on a new show called the single life he did an interview on it where he just on rose because she's so gross and he is not we'll see what happens it's still it's still early it's it's um it's kind of a another roller coaster you know of a journey somewhat like the philippines i didn't shower with anybody's father-in-law thank god i didn't see any dead rats 90 day the single life the series that premiered on the streaming service on february 21st follows six former 90-day fiance stars including edward brittney banks fernando flores molly hopkins danielle mullins and colt johnson as they try their hand at dating again after disastrous relationships that they either caused to be disastrous or they knew damn well wasn't gonna work out in other words dumbasses but great entertainment for us in this interview he lets the audience know how he lets rose in and how he got so hurt by her stinky breath and hairy legs i didn't tell her to i didn't tell her to shave her legs to tell her to brush her teeth it's it's kind of refreshing you know i really really you know opened my heart and um which is a hard thing to do when you let someone in after so many years it's scary he also educates his watchers on what love really is it's not telling somebody that i can't live without you it's telling someone that i can live with just the way you are when you can love somebody for exactly how they are and who they are you you got a winner well of course he wants someone to love him just the way he is he's gross let me rephrase this for you big head big ed wants women to love ed just the way he is but you need to change yourself to make sure that his is happy when he sees you and smells you even though he smells like mayonnaise and you know i have a lot of fans obviously you know because i'm big ed and you know i have a lot of fans obviously obviously i'm literally disliking every single one of his videos it's sad that you don't feel ashamed of yourself it's hard to stay positive when you're always negative ed whoa going straight to the neck jokes anyway this is the general vibe in big s comment section i think we have different definitions of what fans mean and you know i have a lot of fans obviously he also tells us about his new love interest and this person who is amazing she's beautiful she's thoughtful she's incredibly physical in every way [Laughter] oh my god nauseating well it sounds like the little goblin is doing extremely well how about we check out this woman that is very physical toward him incredibly physical in every way oh my god but first before we get to this humble sweet pairing man let's also check out the most interesting man sorry the second most interesting man in the world i'm just gonna let it run on through so you get the full experience there can be only one most interesting man in the world but every so often a new man comes along and tests the definition of the word interesting the man you're about to witness is that man [Music] was he ever a fisty crowned the most interesting no no he wasn't but he came god damn close he is the second most interesting man in the world have you heard much about the bermuda triangle lately me neither why because he made it disappear [Music] six months ago he got into a bar fight with luke skywalker luke is still in a coma okay that's enough i'm done that was weirder than me he scripted this himself hired a voice actor and hired these women just remember that the officer asked him if he had been drinking he replied there's no such thing as a vui all right well now that that shit's over big ed is ready to date again 90 day the single life okay let me set the scene up he went to a restaurant with a friend so he could ask the waitress out okay i remember when older men would do that to me at the gym like cornering me at my work so that i have to talk to them because i'm at work not today that's [ __ ] weird all right okay let's watch but when are you gonna ask her i don't know will you ask her for me ed please okay ed i know i got to be a man okay but you are not a man you are a goblin how would you want to be asked now tell me i'm amazing words of affirmation exactly hey liz i think you're amazing and i want to take you out on a date because i want to get to know you better okay audience imagine being ed you made a video like this six months ago he got into a bar fight with luke skywalker you have told girls that they need to shave rust their teeth to be pretty and you can't even construct a basic sentence of hello i think you're amazing i would like to take you on a date to get to know you better chef how are you doing man i'm doing good how are you oh my god that bread you killed it hey is liz around pause have you ever noticed that people's faces that talk to ed [Music] they all just know that he's an idiot except for this chick for some reason chef how are you doing man i'm doing good how are you oh my god that bread you killed it uh thanks for complimenting the bread hey is liz around oh and what's that little goblin man hey is liz around you want me to go get my waitress that's working right now so your little goblin ass can ask her on a date cool classy i'll get her yeah go let me get her okay don't do that i'm nervous what do i do how do i got it please you know what you're amazing liar and lying is a sin taking some notes on her you're so sweet and you deserve somebody strike one more point to hell you know that right yes stay with me yes nice yeah yes i'm amazing i'm amazing and i deserve love okay you have earned yourself three more strikes in that you just landed yourself a spot in the underworld for lying to this man you know i'm really happy that i brought lily specifically because she gave me a boost of confidence and she's like when you speak those words of affirmation they come true oh please lord bring me a tall sexy fit young woman and make sure she only has eyes for me and loves me for who i am even though i'm a three foot no personality jerk i'm still really nervous i have the biggest fear of rejection you should probably get used to that what's up how are you doing oh my god okay go to the restroom some of you might not know that yes i am a goblin yes i am a demon but i am also a relationship specialist mixed with a body language specialist when a woman folds her arms like this woman just did right when she walked up to ed she is closing herself off to whoever she is talking to in this case ed as we see here she does not like ed she is not impressed by it and she probably doesn't want to hear what he has to say in other words she thinks you're gross you're welcome that was a free tip you have a second yeah how are you how is how's your dinner we haven't eat yet no oh yeah which that's i actually called you over to complain i'm just kidding no oh we had to wind the bread to bring in our lunch okay so oh can you sit on i don't know if i'm allowed to say it okay stan okay anyways no so hey um okay so i think you're amazing yes go on and uh i want to ask you out on a date that's a no and uh i want to ask you out on a date a big fat no what they ended up going on a date clout chaser he just wanted to be on this show that's the only reason why you would except going on a date with this guy he channeled one of his spiritual friends the buddha so ed invites her on a date at his house and there's a lot of just awkward silence i want you to know that i care about you just you know i do i yeah i i don't want to rush i'm not in a hurry i just want to be i like being with you thank you for dinner [Laughter] [Laughter] burn all right where's your car at right there like right there thank you oh god that had me screaming out for the lore oh god i did it again it's just that bad i kissed your nose i didn't know you're going in for that i didn't either you're spontaneous that was weird yeah it was that's weird for me that was weird yeah because it was oh she's incredibly physical in every way i didn't know you're going in for that i didn't either oh my god like oh my god well that was an update on the little goblin man big a if you enjoyed this video well i started another one called james charles is a monster and everyone's a hypocrite see you in hell cinnamon pick it up pick it up pick it up [Music] neighborhood

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Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 24 2021