Best Unscripted Moments - The Office US

all right who did this i'm not mad i just want to know who did it so i can punish them what are you talking about uh someone uh forged medical information and that is a felony okay whoa all right cause that's a pretty intense accusation how do you know that they're fake uh leprosy flesh eating bacteria hot dog fingers government-created killer nano-robot infection you did this didn't you absolutely not yes you did you know i didn't i know it was you okay fine you know what i'm gonna have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known and until that time there will be no health care coverage for anyone and just as you have planted your seed in the ground i am going to plant my seed in you i think you know what you're saying i'm so so sorry for the temperature in here the um sliding glass door shattered okay it's actually a really cute story do you want to tell it babe or should i tell it i don't like that story babe come on it's a cute story michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck stop stop it i mean i like ice cream okay sue me oh no don't i shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me she loves to sue she loves lawsuits you know honey that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible you are so right you are so right because before i lived here the glass was always covered in smudges oh and i moved in and i cleaned it so i guess that makes me the devil you are she is she is the devil i'm in hell i'm burning healthy you shouldn't joke about that hey toby that's right you said that we could come to you if we had any questions sure where's the clitoris on a website it said at the crest of the labia what does that mean what does the female vagina look like technically i am in human resources and dwight was asking about human anatomy um i'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly you know maybe when you get really comfortable with each other you can ask for that good good and i should get back to work okay did i ever tell you why i left scranton yeah i didn't think i had well it was all about pam yeah i mean she was with roy and uh i just couldn't take it i mean i lost it do i i couldn't sleep i couldn't concentrate on anything and then weird stuff like food had no taste so my solution was to move away it was awful and it is something that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy and that includes you what's happening oh some guy exposed himself to phyllis in the parking lot really is she okay yeah bob vance took her for a walk to calm down okay phyllis you say hmm what is so funny um i mean did he even see pam or uh karen from behind i'm guessing not i'm sorry it's pretty funny when you think about it oh not really no it's disgusting and demeaning oh okay masters of comedy a guy dropped his pants have you ever been to the circus okay he's back okay [Applause] hey what's going on there's a police car in them what oh [Music] what's going on oh phyllis got flashed did she get one of these no thank you do you even know what this is it is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts done this ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core sorry numerous health benefits strengthens your back better performance in sports more enjoyable sex you're not having sex plus improve your reflexes i would have caught that okay you know what uh how much is that that's only 25 bucks wow um okay you know what i'm gonna raise the stakes you don't well i want you to watch this and i want you to burn this into your brains because this is an image then i want you people to remember for a long time to come whenever you come into the office i want you to think about this we don't need to yes we do what oh i did it thank you thank you thank you see there's a lot of people i'd like to thank but i think we all actually want to thank you michael oh thank you i mean we actually really all want to thank you for everything oh my god something's happening nine million nine hundred eighty-six thousand minutes we actually sat down and did the math 9 986 000 minutes that's how many minutes that you've worked here in costumes and impressions in meetings in cups of coffee for birthdays more meat exams email forwards you made us read [Music] 986 000 minutes that's like watching die hard 80 000 times you hit me with your car you help me get off drugs i watch you when you sleep i forgive you for kissing me [Music] measure your life [Music] [Music] yeah okay well this is gonna hurt like a [Music]

Channel: The Office

Views: 5,883,193

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Id: IDn2b8gnLVE

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Sat May 15 2021