The GAMES Of The Office | Comedy Bites

you see dwight's coffee mug sometimes when he's not here i try to throw stuff in it know what let's do this oh yeah here right paperclips oh wait this message for dwight oh oh most honorable pamera not offensive because that's the way they talk in movies you headed out uh we are dwight and i are going to the big thing so why don't you have everybody work on their expense reports and i'd like them in by the end of the day okay very good have a great time we will um did you do the thing i used to do about the magazines yeah i changed them to your new address good the small businessman yep maxim american way cracked yes i changed your cracked magazine subscription how about uh fine arts aficionado monthly no okay well could you get on that because i don't just read cracked thank you okay see you soon hey oscar on these new expense reports do we really have to go back to last quarter yeah it's a terrible system i know what does 2005 season mean wait a minute what is this it's a scoreboard what kevin and i play this paper football game when michael's out really or when we're bored oh my god wait this goes back two years we're bored a lot oh sweet yes so close i really love the uh paper triangle flicking and hitting bangs game yeah we call it hate ball why because of how much angela hates it hey do you guys have any other games sometimes we play who can put the most m m's in their mouth you play that you should ask toby to teach you dunder ball so that's what the sound is all day stanley just played thunderball with toby how about you you got any games yeah i got a game it's called work hard so my kids can go to college fair enough this scented candle ando handle which i found in the men's bathroom room room represents the eternal burning of competition or something it smells like cookies yes it does yes it does my friend okay we will be competing for gold silver and bronze yogurt lids now the bronze are really blue and they're also the back side of the gold so no flipping okay on our system i do play games i sing and i dangle things in front of my cats i play lots of games just not at work you have what is the national sport of icelandic paper companies and i'm blanking on the name could you help me out pam jim they refer to it as longkerton hmm in english box of paper snowshoe racing fair enough but i like flonkerton the thing about jim is when he's excited about something like the office olympics he gets really into it and he does a really great job but the problem with jim is that he works here so that hardly ever happens so who will be challenging kevin in flonkerton anyone i'll do it yes phyllis phyllis did you just put your foot right through here right through the flunk [Applause] it's phyllis by thank you delegate from iceland wow okay no one else should even try gold medals wow oh who has it refrigeration ryan [Applause] [Music] why are you playing the national um anthem your condos in america [Music] what the hell is that those are the doves all right how many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler baylor i hardly know her damn it michael pay attention man anybody want to take a guess five bucks says it's over 50. you really want to bet anybody ever since march madness ended i am so bored how many okay you're right ten people michael ten people would you like to be one of them no don't worry let's just go double or nothing on what something out you all talking about 10 really 10. that's your guess you're a professional accountant there's like 10 green ones 42. i'm going to say 50. 51. oh don't be that it's a strategy it's called being smart thank you oh jesus i don't know how the whole betting thing started but it's fun 10. kev's out damn it 47 48 49 jim wins oh that is not fair he has spent hours up here at reception with you hours and hours okay okay no constantly like for years okay pam this movie moves to the top of the queue so number five becomes number four number six becomes number five number three becomes number two etc etc and let's just say that i just sent back love actually which was awesome and they sent me uptown girls which is also awesome but guess what now i want to see love actually again but it's at the bottom of the queue oh no what do i do what i do is this i go online i go click click click and i change the order of the queue so that i can see love actually as soon as i want to it's so easy ryan do you really not know how netflix works i guess i forgot you're such a gift ryan well done two minutes 42 seconds additionally pam you win 10 because she said awesome 12 times and jim you win five because she mentioned six romantic comedies green is eating an apple i found a potato hey creed hey hello nice i don't know this place as well as i thought i did i'm getting cleaned out what are the odds that this is in any way reel i'd say like 10 000 to 1. okay i'd like ten bucks on those odds if someone gives you ten thousand to one on anything you take it if john mellencamp ever wins an oscar i am going to be a very rich dude what about this one it's kind of badass right just seems kind of crazy in a way i might need right now i don't know oh that's not yours stanley just drank oj out of my mug and didn't seem to realize that it wasn't his hot coffee so the question has to be asked is there no limit to what he won't notice well it's a seven seven-letter word for purse satchel no starts with an h handbag thank you all right everybody take a seat as you may have heard our branch on the planet jupiter is up eight thousand percent in sales [Applause] hold up the clock is slow it is five o'clock i will see you all tomorrow bye stanley love you so long stanley right everybody you

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Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 03 2020