Drunk and Disorderly - The Office US

[Music] my friends [Music] there you go you earned it that's okay mike no no no no i really really want you to have it all right thanks man hey merry christmas up whose butt is that mine oh how did i not guess it [Music] [Music] hey oh hello there what are you doing i don't know you should do things like that the man is supposed to do that [Music] thanks for the party michael oh hey listen up we're going to port richards who's in i'm in yes michael paul richards yeah that sounds good christmas is awesome first of all you get to spend time with people you love secondly you can get drunk and no one can say anything third you give presents what's better than giving presents now fourth getting presents so four things not bad for one day it's really the greatest day of all time hey meredith heading over to port richards yep cool cool you need a ride all right let's head out sounds good you have a coat yeah oh yay kevin for kevin for sticking up with this room all right kevin hey i haven't gotten one yet yeah yes i have not gotten one either so keep going [Music] [Applause] all right all right all right all right okay all right we'll keep them rolling oh okay this is the fine work award this goes to stanley for all the fine work he did this year [Applause] [Music] [Music] last year i got great work so i don't so i don't know what to think about this award but at least i didn't get smelliest bowel movement like kevin and this next award is going out to our own little pam beasley i think we all know what award pam is gonna be getting this year it is the whitest sneakers award because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on [Applause] [Music] okay first off my kids because i couldn't have done it without them thank you let's give michael a round of applause for emceeing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks and also because of dwight too um so finally i want to thank god because god gave me this dundee and i feel god in this chili's tonight [Applause] [Laughter] what a great year for the dundees we got to see ping and we learned michael's true feelings for ryan which was touching and we heard michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs which for me has ruined them for life what nothing okay what i don't know what oh my god you are so drunk did you get that please tell me that you got this is all going to be on woman grab yourself it's okay i'm a sheriff's deputy well he's a volunteer don't get into that now we need something to cushion our head throw pillow a cushion dwight okay i'm gonna use my shirt i'm sorry sir oh my god i just want to say that this was the best dundies ever terrible here we go we have a strict policy here not to over serve apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people's tables my xeroxer driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chain ever again all right i think you guys should be all set oh here's the corporate card for dinner thanks now karen let's keep it to 20 a person this time got it once a quarter the sales staff at this branch has to stay late to do order form consolidation which amazingly is even less interesting than it sounds you guys ready to party what's that i said are you ready hey big tuna are you ready yep one two three shot oh holy mother of god oh that burns golly mmm good one two three shut up went to the doctor i went to the mountains i looked to the children andy no acapella i looked to [Music] unless i seek my source are you kidding me hey guys hey can i have a ride then i uh i have my bike no way dude i am not driving home i brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions you're welcome to share it though it's a roomy twin okay hey dummy get in the car i'm a drunk driver yes you are here let me take that just to get in the car you can really hold your liquor belt belly yeah you can't okay and i am just going to lie down in the back that's all right sure here's your bag just don't puke on anything you okay so good good there yep thanks thank you how much do you get one big tip wait i don't have my scarf i'm missing my scarf oh we decided to have a valentine's day lunch and then that way we could spend the entire night with cece and not avoid the uh valentine's day dinner thing it's a whole thing yeah lunch was wonderful um there was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue station and what else was there uh bottomless champagne yes never found that bottom didn't we no all right i will fax over it to you whoop i will fax it over to you okay thank you okay my name is ggg jim halpert and i will fax it into you under you i'll fax it into you oh excuse me i just pissed my pants not really i didn't really wait you're just filling that out right now it wasn't meant for me i will not be your valentine oh nuts this is equal parts scotch absinthe rum gin vermouth triple sec and two packs of splenda call it a one of everything oh my god all right one more time around the block i will grant you one wish i wish you would stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way stupid everybody knows to ask for 100 more wishes [Music] hey ants check it out there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance really andy it's christmas and you're singing about nudity and france [Music] check that out what is that that is vodka and i mixed it with orange juice i call it an orange vod juice wow that is delicious yeah i can't believe no one's thought of it i know 120 180 200. all right oh thank you so much my daughter is going to love this wow so glad i could help thanks merry christmas you too oh so this is what every day would be like if you hadn't left india [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] all right all right um you

Channel: The Office

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Id: 4fOc5n93wVQ

Length: 12min 52sec (772 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 04 2020