Best of Try Not to Smile: Markiplier

giggly [ __ ] and that includes seeing things like these videos that you're about to see that are happy and fun and free and are gonna be great so we're gonna get to that right now you ready i'm ready i'm not ready anyway whatever [Music] [Music] hey that's not cute [Music] that's not cute that is not cute that's not cute a puppo okay all right all right the charm is worn off obviously that doggo can't stop that whole river oh but god damn it he's gonna try oh god this is the most impossible challenge i've ever had in my life oh it's so cute what is that what is that [Music] that's the thing that's the same thing maggie does when she doesn't want to take a bath um this is gonna be nothing but animals being cute and adorable oh such a puppo that was such a good puppo who's this one god damn it's another dog oh i know i know no no everything is fine i'll come to you oh no i didn't think this would be the try not to cry challenge oh help [Laughter] [Music] she looks like chica so much oh god where's chica i need to hug chica i gotta i gotta hug chica like right now please chica i need you to help me finish this video let's go oh no no oh oh no oh no chica girl come on oh papa oh puffle oh oh oh oh hell yeah i'll donate oh my god oh frickin dick oh ah [ __ ] this challenge okay i just donated a thousand dollars to hope for pause because my god that video was amazing that's not cute god damn it's just nothing but dogs [Music] what is that it's a baby ostrich no i've never seen one before no no oh no they're so cute oh my god they're so tiny they'll grow up to be so monstrous is that a baby umu i don't want to subscribe to watch them grow ah i want them to stay that forever oh stay oh no this is the greatest subreddit that anyone has ever ever done no no that was cute it's two grown men being cute and adorable no jesus i i failed i feel bad i failed hard all joy has been purged from me in every way possible and i have no smiles left for anybody it's hashtag smile never up in this [ __ ] that is hilarious the boss nope no smiles here why would there be there's no need there's no need for me to be okay there's no need for me to be here today there's no one needs to meet here to be the president what the [ __ ] is wrong with me no need for me here today there's no need for me here to be there ah how could i ever have a job going there work do no need for me here to be today if you didn't you just say so do it now i need to know a minute [Laughter] what's the water situation here [Laughter] oh jesus [Music] no quick what the hell is it it's not even supposed to be not funny it's not smile worthy it's depressing even that's horrible you could have killed her i'm so concerned what does y-e-s spell yes what does e-y-e-s spell yes what does e-y-e-s spell yes what is happening okay what does y-e-s spell yes what does the e-y-e-s smell yes what are you crying for what are you doing okay try again what does y-e-s spell yes what does e e y e s spell e's a s you're making this okay e y e s e s [Laughter] e y e [Laughter] eyes that's really [Music] inspirational [ __ ] that's all it is cause pandering for views that's all it is it's all staged [Music] you [ __ ] you babies thank you make me smile daisy what's your christmas wish i wish this is i want to believe this was staged i know this is a weird face to make his reaction to this occurrence how do you think this is my sweat from straining not a real dog you are not cute you are not cute you are not cute you're not cute you're not cute no nope nothing nothing at all because it wasn't entertaining in any way whatsoever no you're cute but now i oh maybe it's okay behind you no it's not cute that poor cat is trapped by its boots not a smile not a damn smile not a damn smile what cruel owners to put this cat through this torment what crew crew owners oh god no oh no it's a corgi oh no oh no oh no good effort good effort kid good effort good effort good effort good [Music] some smart cats oh no no no no no the corners of my mouth are trying to betray it's gonna be harder than i thought [Laughter] [Applause] no no no no don't try to scoop it back out oh it's so cute i think i'm crying i think i'm crying i think i'm crying it hurts so bad to try not to smile [Music] oh [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] if you guys not smile what kind of soulless demons are you oh i thought he was gonna crash oh no that's fine that's nothing nothing wait does fake laughing kind of i don't think fake laughing counts is smiling i think it's a if it's mocking it doesn't count yeah yeah you stupid pieces [Music] yes well the only answer is that you both have to kneel if you're gonna do it do it right not good opposite of good i love the peanut gallery in the back he had a ring for her oh that's so nice not nice not happy oh i'm so angry when i see this just pisses me off that one was called sun reunites with that at airport after week-long holiday not happy not happy why did that dad abandon his son for a week on a holiday just so mean that's not the cutest thing i've ever seen look at who who let this baby just run around waving at people you know that video of the bear that would wave you know that video of the bear that would wave when it get waved at that's what this reminds me of so i just expect that baby to jump at their jugulars and maul them to death any minute now you're not gonna beat me baby i can beat you up and beat you up baby i can beat that oh my baby [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's not cute that's not sweet yeah well guess what it happened today you're getting a heart congratulations [Music] this isn't a try not to cry that's not what this is that's not what this is that's not what this is i'm just trying to bring the mood down oh god make a kid's life happen be an organ donor oh my god nah nah assistant dumb dog for all i know that dog might not have any legs this is a head no i'm sad hmm look how devastated he is at this news he's so sad all his money down the drain dies life goals and ambitions all gone washed away he was destroyed no hi mom recording a video at the moment i'm i'm doing a try not to smile look at this look at this picture look at this picture i'll be there in just a few minutes the exact moment when she finds out that her adoption went through i have hate inside my soul there you go see that was the try not to smile challenge and i'm pretty sure if you analyze the frames real close on my face you'll find that i didn't smile at all sure ever and so therefore i won right and this isn't a smile look at my beautiful smile and we are not going to smile give me definition of not smiling smile smile is showing your teeth smile is any upward motion yeah so as long as i don't show my teeth it's not smiling right okay all right that'll that'll be the limiters it happened every day of life i've seen it that happened every day of life listen if i laugh at what you say that's very different from me smiling at what this is not smiling no smiling just everyday crap every day everybody can do that kind of stuff everybody can i can do it you could do that that's nothing right yeah i believe you i believe it's just normal everyday normal everyday stuff it's nothing to smile about nothing to smile about [Music] okay what's so smile about what's so smile about i think nothing's special no that's not next okay that's not nice at all this is a kid that chose a book over toys and apparently that's smile worthy she's weird she's not a kid she's just too out of ordinary nothing to smile about too out of ordinary nothing to smile it's sad really it's sad yes it's a it's a kid not living their child yes she missed a whole good childhood i feel pity for you you hear that my mom feels pity for you all right okay not emotion you're dead inside very dead [Music] no that's not cute they're cute i'm not smiling at least no no no smiling it's stupid actually it's two animals fighting why would that be any sort of entertaining no way it's cheap he's cheap next finally debt free credit card paid off look at this no debt isn't that good something is fishier i think he just opened a great car there's no balance yet that is weird that it's tot absolutely zero on all of these that is that is a little odd i will admit that yeah yeah he just got a credit a bunch of them he's happy because he's a balanced zero and next month it's gonna happen you think you're on to something mother i think you're on to something i know human psychology that was i made a psychology class i know human psychology i know how they think you know how those people think people the credit card those people zero zero balance because i haven't gone out of shopping yet hasn't gone out shopping yet he's smiling why the only thing i can smile is his leg is kind of funky he's on the side just like your leg you know what i mean it's twisted unnaturally is that something to smile about no you're right that's not it's a deformity um sad really i'm really sad for this guy this poor guy with his messed up legs okay same tie i made this tie for my dad when i was a first grade 11 years later he wears it to my graduation chip that couldn't even afford a new time no time for shopping excuse excuse excuse me and he's proud of it oh gosh i feel sad you should feel sad yeah it's real sad sad what a cheap dad chip dad penny pinching very manipulative manipulative it's sad that he didn't die or sooner but everything else was sad everything was sad exploitative yes it's ridiculous what gets on the internet these days that's real sad well thank you everybody so much for watching uh if you smiled down the comments below let us know or don't race look i'm underwater gentlemen this is democracy manifest have a look at the headlock here see that camp over there get your hand off my penis this is the bike who [Laughter] penis how dare get your hands on [Laughter] man oh [Laughter] [Music] ah [Music] anyway

Channel: Variety Vagabond

Views: 73,577

Rating: 4.9529066 out of 5

Keywords: Markiplier, Markiplier try not to laugh, Markiplier try not to smile, try, not, to, smile, laugh, funny videos, try not to laugh challenge, challenge, react, react videos, PewDiePie, Markiplier compilation

Id: R8K0FWvzpik

Length: 25min 33sec (1533 seconds)

Published: Thu May 14 2020