Best Of TIKTOKS I WATCH INSTEAD OF DOING HOMEWORK | SSSniperWolf

Hello friends it's me and today we're checking out some tick tocks what are you doing I'm cleaning that doesn't explain why you're spraying my butt but it says to spray on flat surfaces emotional damage you are Beyond grounded imagine being disrespected this bad by something you spawned what did Mother do to deserve this level of disrespect just to be your type oh kept the hair dough so this kid was opening her Christmas present hell yeah yeah you should get like toothbrush toothpaste a bottle of lotion she ain't even look at what it is hell yeah I've never seen a kid so grateful I'm just happy to be here and open up a present like I got things I might not know what they are but I still got things hell yeah [Music] is that what I I mean I am relieved because I thought that was a dog's butt face deep in them cheeks no I just have a filthy mind I honestly have no idea why he does this um my working theory is that he's stupid I don't know why I was expecting a child under there you know when you go under the covers and just like put your hands and feet up you're like oh a tent but cats why can't why can't collectively share brain cell and it's his turn to have the brain cell which makes sense [Music] oh nice bring it over [Music] finding the wire is one thing and spending the next 20 minutes untangling it is another so they put a stencil put some cocoa over it it's a lot of cocoa better come out good let's see the Disco we're just going logo it's just a clump it's the club of Coco never been so disappointed in my life I'm gonna tell my kid this was the island boy oh I was just about to say can you eat those yes it's been confirmed yes they are edible [Music] and you got the sound effects why is there so much popcorn on the ground the light extension threw him off how does that possibly throw somebody off like you're kind of locked in place when you're sitting in it foreign just pressed the eject button get out of here a lot of physics does this violate I'm sorry I had to oh that is a fat squirrel he is around I didn't even realize it's like a car he coming real close and just just hug scared the nuts out of him poor thing went flying vegan teacher ain't gonna like this one this is probably the first time he ever trusted a human to come close to him too nothing but betrayal Woody that was a human yeah but apparently cats gag when they don't like a certain smell also every single three-year-old with a dirty iPad when you try to feed them broccoli was that a 4 work too Ash however loves to eat everything I cannot name a single food that she does not like what you got there a pineapple um that looks good what are you doing decapitated it wait you can pull out pineapple pieces why didn't I know that how's it taste is it good I bet it's pretty good what the I know her I don't trust her I've seen her eat the green part of the watermelon and now she's gonna eat the pineapple peel no no no no go to jail oh this has got to be one of the cutest things I have ever seen look at this thing oh it went inside it's so stinking cute it knows where the warmth is so in Russia y'all just got miniature long Bears then just chill in your jacket like look at that thing oh it kind of looks like ash it's the same face it's little face I also have a long dog telling my mom how I got my own house at 17. for real what a flex hey Mom I'm gonna live by myself great your bags are on the driveway excuse me you can't just kick your parents out of your own House Finders Keepers sorry it's my house now some sumpster the bridge from squid game in real life oh he gotta sniff them oh he's made of thus oh no he fell oh no he ain't give it up he ain't going without a fight he just dangling that little guy got a lot of arm strength he looks terrified he's a little shy it's his first Tick Tock his own fart scared him oh tongue woken put back in mouth please does not go back in it's very cute so if you have a cat or a dog that always has their tongue out the vet told me you need to get a spray bottle and then spray their tongue so it'll either go back into their mouth or it stays hydrated because it can dry up and break off allegedly not so cute now watch me play it off a tide pod oh my God there was a tide pod just like almost there just practicing my manipulation skills how to grow boss and Gaslight and one Tick Tock also if I ever seen one of those I'm stepping on it might take one outside just do that tomorrow uh I heard you need a horse not suspicious or anything I'm a horse by the way you looking for a ride down horrendous enjoy your meal you too me too well hey guess who's sharing a meal we're so cute all right see you bro enjoy your shift bro you too man learn in the register keeping the store clean making a delivery making a freeze was a breeze nothing like spending a day with the homie y'all gotta be careful what you say these days y'all go out to get food then end up making the food okay what language is this I think it's Spanish okay go ahead say your alphabet [Applause] okay okay okay I'm not sure if she trolling or what how do you know the theme to The Alphabet Song but when you look at everything it's just that blah blah blah blah it's just a sound effect s she looked old enough to have seen the alphabet before I'm confused let's just don't add up when your mother doesn't speak English so you have to pretend to be her so he's talking to customer service in his best girl voice to get my account recovery like to unlock it only option I get is get email you know when your name is Melissa you gotta sound like a Melissa my mom did not get the joke the ugly sweater contest you get the joke yes LOL he nutted on her mother you did not just say that I'm so casually like my parents would never it's just sugar I am so embarrassed for your mother to assume that somebody netted literal nuts daddy that's not Daddy no it's not yes it is no it's not so they were at a store and see this photo and they can't think is not him dad's right there he even said it wasn't him I mean my dad isn't a male model and we gotta pay full price for these they ruined yes would you like to watch some Ticky tuckies with me oh no that is excessive that's like boba [Applause] she got 100 Bubbles in her mouth you will not want wall young lady as she did I am afraid literally The Tick Tock that nobody asked for having equal s or have one million dollars have equal arms oh I mean maybe you should ask before pushing the button you wanted Eagle arms okay say less give us the other one wait what a pegasus but replace the p with an m Erry Christmas mother you're looking Mega sussy moms would be like did you make me say a bad word so we bought this swing from Mexico we hung it up and we had our brother test it out seems or I spoke a little too soon I was like okay it seems sturdy it's working y'all hanging it from a little Branch y'all trust in this Branch with the weight of your butt I think not should have put on the thicker one that's not faster than Thanos did here's your phone I asked for vanilla okay much better for the wages the saucer and goldfish Nicole Hello friends it's me and today we're gonna be watching some more tick tocks I spend days trying to find the best tick tocks so you don't have to Spiderman yeah no spider bite necessary [Music] he got himself in a little pickle oh you are safe now what why are you holding him like that bro let him go release him I love soup bro had a meltdown literally just wait for it like hey I felt that he act like getting removed out of the bottle made his life significantly worse oh yes now we have to deal with the problem of existing this is my pet duck Adam going for his first swim Adam oh Adam is gone I don't think Adam's coming back she put him down for like three seconds he's like bye Adam could not wait to adios out of there how people would these windows look at the weather clearly like this now modern problems call for modern solutions break my back to see the sunrise if you don't give your baby a bottle they will evolve into a train and something went wrong in this Evolution I imagine having a kid to be like a Tamagotchi I wasn't expecting that so do they just pop right back into place is there like a magnet does this happen often is this what they mean when they say bone Apple teeth y'all putting gas in a baby bottle why is that color baby girl I got a sub so long [Music] that for real what was that she didn't even take a bite out of it huh guys I got an iPhone today we do it on mukbang delicious refreshing oh look at this goofy old phone goofy iPhone what the [Music] fals where is that a goofy iPhone well you have an Android [Music] why is this so funny for no reason [Music] are you guys not scared and they just buy me with the ghost oh there it is I thought I thought they were really okay with a demon levitating in the background look are your children cursed like they didn't know what it was at first and then it moved honestly same we gotta get your pee pee in here why because they gotta test it we need to chase it no ew she was like dang you adults are freaks acting like it's the secret ingredient to the Krabby Patty formula come here come here come here come here come here yeah that was just disrespectful let me tell you something let me tell you something [Applause] nice hat oh that is a dog hello dog you're not spider please off the countertop what is he doing making sure he looks good before he skedaddles to go next door to the Halloween party bro big enough to get a job and pay rent I was having a good time and then I saw my hairline y'all ever at a concert or something and then you start recording and then as soon as you flip the camera and you're like oh I will put my phone away and enjoy this event or you go through your camera roll and see pictures and videos from last night and you're just like who are you and how did you get my phone bro was reborn once again he came out of his mama like yippee I'm gonna do a little dance before you pop out all right leave a smile for me [Applause] all right you wanna see your picture um I see no difference you get a haircut or something at least she was a good sport about it I thought she would start crying but now she can't even complain she was like okay you know what I see it when my feet get cold it put them in the vatusi above she will keep you warm I got me Skip to My Lou over here I don't know what the is she doing but she gotta chill all right she don't even know what she doing it's my first day [Music] I don't like this I don't like this one bit this feels illegal the worst part is it actually looks like a piece of raw fish some ahi tuna tongue man you still hungry after the last bite oh that was smooth you can really do that oh I realized he was still recording like oh oh wait a second how do I turn this off turn off humiliation cam then grab wig can you really do this some yogurt no I'm all right thanks okay are you sure foreign [Music] come on now it will never not be funny telling my dog that if she speaks to me I'll keep the secret oh that scared me I didn't even realize there was a pillow of your dog right next to your dog [Applause] honestly saying um well would you look at that it's time to harass the dog it's just me and you you wanna say something I won't tell anybody just one word oh she in a mood say one thing name one she's back and I will give you a piece of cheese I know you like cheese she's just shy I know she can understand me though looking into they took they took my money ID everything like that but they took the Ratatouille CD make matters worse officer it was him imagine getting roasted by a rat you should be think of something mom I can't he's a comedian well he should like you because first I get up how she was serious like yeah just date Pete Davidson not like he's a celebrity or anything I heard he likes jokes great because you know what my life is my pronouns are he not him oh like that how do you do it like that we're practicing where did he learned that from picking up our friend from the airport oh we got the whole Squad in suits are they Secret Service or something [Music] we got people photos who is she and she gotta be royalty or something and she was ready with her camera man you don't even know who this person is please just one photo please I beg you how are we gonna get through today like how can I get you oh I'm getting up for you today why does this feel illegal to watch okay that's more realistic did you like that assorted the POV I was not supposed to see I only see them from the front but what the back looked like you know they just try to be comfortable somebody please grab these ladies a chair oh that's a cool mug it's got a it's got a little pee hole and dog thought it was for him dog sees water stream oh must be for me can you swallow while laying down how does this work I always thought you have to like sit up to swallow you're going to drown in your own shoes Hello friends it's me and today we are going to be watching some school tick tocks young teacher problems she was a student where's your hall pass I work here I work here oh that's all you got to say I have Hall Duty imagine a fellow teacher coming up to you like you got a class to be at like bro you better hold Friendly Fire isn't on I'm one of you students calling their teacher by their first name hey nice disrespectful we don't talk to our teachers that way it's Mr oltor bro calm down he just said your name I thought we were homies Shelby what's up do you have any plans for the summer Jasmine hey Jamie and Taylor what did you just call me what's up Carolyn oh no hey Julie thanks what's up Tav Mrs back you put on their first names what's up Denise [Music] what's up Ashley what did you call me it just whites to you what's up Jr what'd you try on Jr you lost your freaking mind how was your morning Robert don't ever call me that don't ever call me that don't even speak my name so offended I mean I get it it's like when you call a teacher by their first name you're putting them as equal they will rather give up their teaching license than be on the same level as a student this guy got caught going live on Instagram in the middle of class and his teacher snatched his phone hahaha this boy going live hey he got he got it in my class [Applause] where are you hey you got the nerve to go live you know most people would just turn off the phone confiscate it mommy gotta pick it up after school no snatch it completely annihilate him on his own live stream a writing about to go for which mode on my AP calc test wish me luck okay we got the incense burning intuition check oh we just pick a random plans before submit oh I was invested sitting here thinking like is this Voodoo witchcraft incense magic actually gonna work nah but it did get them a 4 out of 25. alrighty no one teacher standing at lunch what are you guys eating okay when I tell you those keys hold so much power like they practically radiate energy like they always be swinging them around also why we got teachers just like standing watching us during lunch y'all ain't hungry y'all don't eat I know y'all eat just submitted my math homework oh I have deleted several Instagram stories because I've accidentally done this one's like you take a picture of something and if you take a closer look in the corner toes and it's like I get it if you got cute toes you want to show them off but like I don't this dude got caught dealing yardsticks in school he stole them from every single classroom how many of you girl my dude packing he got a whole entire Third Leg of yardsticks one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve three fifteen 16. he shoved 16 yardsticks down his leg what are you trading them for sound effects that teachers make [Music] um that's a Karen for sure I'ma put money on it like y'all talking about how loud this classroom is when you're the loudest one here I mean I think they're supposed to be this dude I forgot to turn off his voice changer okay any questions before I go on from here great I really understood that well I think it's trying to communicate I didn't catch any of that taking a test in the fourth grade [Music] some kid randomly throwing up like that's one way to get out of the test I've seen it happen and then they got to go take it again after school like you already saw everything that was gonna be on the test hacks when she's in class I did this sound so be sure to open a laptop what was that who wants something inappropriate I like how the teacher automatically assumed like who watches something inappropriate clearly has watched his fair share of hentai to know what that means point of view the creepy senior who comes into your class and talks to you uh I don't think I'm ready for this Yo Miss Smith hey you remember me yeah I failed your class freshman year yeah no I'm just on my bathroom break I just thought I'd stop by you know hey but this girl is cheating though this girl's cheating nah she's not I'm playing but uh anyways yo is this your Chromebook what are you working on English oh oh that's cool I'm a funny guy huh I'm funny what I was just reading your shirt you're you have a dirty mind you're weird you're weird anyways speaking of Chromebooks though are you a virgin or I was I was a place that I don't want to be in but when you shut my laptop I almost lost it just another day in Russia student hides from her teacher Ashley will go where the coats go and nobody will know oh wait she caught her nope he thought you could weasel your way out of this one how did she even get up there parkour into the drawer this is my favorite teacher Mr for when he's been given a speech for the last three minutes and I've been telling him his muted you know and I'm starting to feel kind of bad um so I'm gonna have to tell him now nobody's gonna say it nobody's gonna tell him he's muted yes [Applause] I'm not repeating all that oh I can't believe this story is real one day in math class we had an exam and the girl next to me Lisa was cheating she had like a piece of paper in her left hand and she would look at it and write down after a while the teacher noticed he came over and said give me that piece of paper right now Lisa looked up with that ass eyes and then she ate the paper she just shut it down and then looked back up and said what paper the teacher was so confused and just went like the paper you just ate at least like a stone cold looked around her table and just went like I don't see no paper the teacher looked around the classroom and was like everybody saw you and the whole classroom like one person looked back at their papers and was like no I didn't see I'll hear this we gonna take notes right now y'all ever caught with evidence eat it was he gonna get her in trouble like what paper you're gonna have to dig it off these intestines Lisa absolute Menace to Society me being a straight A student online school oh is online school really that hard well I was in college I took a few online classes and like they weren't bad the easiest online class I ever took was PE every day I had to do 30 minutes of exercise and have my parent initially little did they know I just did the whole entire class for my couch as we teach about plagiarism I stole most of the syllabus from summerman when I came in with my essay plagiarized copy pasted from Wikipedia I don't want to hear nothing from you there's gonna be three midterms you're gonna have the last midterm will be the last week of class why because I'm a thug in the mornings I kick puppies um to get myself into the mood for teaching did he say he kick puppies to give himself in the mood for teaching if you're you know one exam you did badly then I began to think maybe your boyfriend or girlfriend dumped you that week maybe you were hungover for the exam now if you blow two exams it means you're stupid one exam drunk two exams stupid my dude really don't give a heck like I'm here to teach you you're here to learn and if you can't learn you stupid how normal people pause YouTube how PC people pause YouTube how teachers pause YouTube [Music] it's like y'all wait till it goes into the next scene I don't appreciate this is a skill that y'all as a teacher should master I have good news and then I have bad news I'm not going to be working at the school anymore what what no what is happening this is not true why Miss Allen I'm leaving the students actually care and like her you need a little ego boost like oh I'm actually gonna quit I just realized I forgot to trim my video I turned in two months ago so my teacher had to watch my panic attack why you know being somebody who records almost every day usually we hit the stop recording button before we decide to have a meltdown her t-shirt watches this like come on it's really not that bad you and algebra one oh you know I never thought about doing this and if you only like do a few squirts like you could probably get away with them not realizing it and they finna walk around with wet butt who knew these seats had such a weakness why are you trying to take a test teacher be like hey I had a question I had I had a question what I had a question about number seven what's the problem I don't really understand the wording okay let's see which one this one yeah says who is geography what do you think that means it doesn't make sense like how can geography be anyone okay you're close you're close isn't this a math test keep keep thinking about that keep thinking about that literally there's no one talking spit particles stronger than a can of Lysol but like when you ask them a question they just basically repeat the question and they're like think about it you know you got this for a reason like even though the question don't even make sense thank you

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Published: Tue Feb 21 2023