TikToks That Are Actually Relatable PT 2 | SSSniperWolf

Hello friends it's me and today we're going to be checking out some tick tocks to see if they're relatable when you forget to shake the ketchup I felt that friendly reminder to shake the ketchup this happened to me for years and now I never forget ain't nobody gonna talk about why he putting ketchup on bread when I try to use the bathroom at night but as soon as everybody's asleep and I'm trying to take a fat piss suddenly the hinge alarm goes on oh and don't even get me started about the stairs creaking at least I knew if somebody was ever going to break into my house I would be able to hear it mom have fun at your sleepover 16 year old me you see I never had the luxury to do this because I was terrified of my parents but like you take a bottle you wrap your hoodie around it that's common sense why is this so jingle jangly you asking to get caught the way to make this relatable for me me bringing down all the glasses on my nightstands do you ever just no no she did it she did the unthinkable it's like those little things they bug you so much oh I got one right now no no that is a dangerous game we're playing you know what I do I just bite them off never rip them off unless you enjoy pain it's suffering when they're waving to somebody behind you [Music] oh no no I think I'll just skirt screw the amount of times I've done this and now anytime that I think somebody is waving to me I will not wave to them I can't take that risk anymore you have any idea how humiliating this is when there are no clean little spoons oh no oh eating cereal with the big spoon what it feels like I really do feel like a shovel though I thought I just I just had a little mouth this everybody like they're just certain things things I can't eat with a big spoon it makes it mildly unpleasant to have half a mouth full of metal me trying to remember my friend's birthday even though I asked a hundred times you know this used to be an issue about most of my friends I could just like Google them well bam birthday or you know what I go into my text I search birthday and then I could find when I told them happy birthday so I've gotten to a point where I've actually memorized all my friends and family's birthdays I know wild you'll get there too one day does your eye ever freestyle on his own bro I thought this was just me like sometimes in my eye like I've never seen it I've never seen what it looks like but I felt it I don't know the bottomless like grow a heart and start beating does this happen to everybody or just the select certain few nobody my family closing the bread extra tight no air is gonna get in these buns and then you gotta take your trusty old thumbnail and just like screw skirt make a big hole in it parents gonna be like oh you've been in your room all day okay the problem am I bothering you I don't want to deal with human interaction right now I what's the problem I mean he do got Point like yeah I ain't anybody let me be on my room oh well you finally come downstairs the Buddies haven't done like look how look how it is look who finally came out of their hole me on the bus trying not to look like I'm out of breath because I had to run all right I want to know why this is so embarrassing for like no reason like if I go up a flight of stairs run to my destination or chase after the UPS man yeah I'm gonna be out of breath but like if I'm around other people I'll just be like trying to keep it in like breathing loud and being out of breath is sinful like it's humiliating for no reason eight-year-old me realizing I could just get a loan from the bank and then buy the bank a person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except before you know liar they're still poor people what do you get on the test I got an 83 my god dude that's sick it's okay are you like a genius dude I wish I got your score oh why what did you get I got a 96 foreign get out of here I cannot be the only one that does not know what to do when their friends are crying um I don't know whether to hug you fist bump high five you want to go build the puzzle oh oh no oh I'm I'm I'm just gonna be like are you okay maybe I should start crying too you know from experience I can tell you that all of the above maybe not the high five like imagine being upsetty spaghetti you start crying and then they'd be like well and then you end up with a download too slow no but for real if your friends start crying the best thing you could do just hug them hold them rub their back pet their heads just be comforting don't ask if they're okay like if I'm crying clearly I'm not okay me Googling a phone number instead of answering it if it's a number that I don't recognize if it don't got a name I'm not picking it up it's like do you answer your door to somebody you don't know no so why would I answer my phone I don't know who any of those are relatable to but yeah I like ketchup wear my I hate ketchup gang at do y'all exist like real people hi just this so your total is 2.98 would you like to donate your two cents change to help starving blind children in Africa who are running for their lives and all they want is a place to sleep at night no thank you would you like a bag for 20 cents yes I would not the bag for 20 cents but we ain't gonna donate two cents I'm gonna tell you now this is a huge scam when stores do this when you donate to them I don't care how much it is two cents are all you generous philanthropists donated in a dollar that store gets to write off your donations off of their taxes before my best friend replies to my text graduate away so we're at 56-year sentence in prison give birth to five children really be that bad I can understand like your crush that doesn't even know you exist but like your best friend like me and my best friend we got record time texting each other back how I usually walk up the stairs I want to walk up the stairs and my man is behind me when your man is behind you or when you got siblings you see if you got a man's he'll just do the good old smack but if you got siblings they'll just like pants gone I've only been pantsed once in my life and it was traumatized taking your mask off for a second in public to unlock your phone you're teasing me you're nothing nothing oh no but when I do that and it still doesn't recognize me and ask for my passcode and I took down my mask for no reason Apple needs to just like get rid of it I hate face ID what was wrong with the thumbprint why can't y'all put both I saw a hibernation meant that animals go to sleep for literally four to six months okay I'm not ashamed to say that I did not know this until I saw this Tick Tock and then I realized wait they can't go to sleep for like four to six months at a time they gotta eat Nah when it gets cold outside the squirrels they just stay in the little tree hole they collected all the food for the winter they just be chilling in there Netflix and nuts for six months but somehow we were all taught yeah they hibernate for like they sleep for months at a time Public School System sucks how my best friend and I texted each other hi three days later hey wanna hang out tonight I can't what about Friday sure cool Friday hi I can't hang out today yeah me neither one month later I am at your house I'm not home I know I just wanted to nap in your bed okay I'll be home later okay bring food one week later I wanna hang out today no okay three months later your girl got covered stupid does anyone actually text like this to like their best friend because like I text like this to people I don't actually like y'all be canceling way too much if I want to see someone I'll go see them we make plans the plans is set unless y'all want to cancel then I'll be late okay more naps for me getting in her car for the first time her turning on the car to use the car it's cold her waiting starts to drive off once the light comes on realizing she might be the one okay honestly I have to watch this like four times to realize like what is going on so apparently people like wait in their car until like the heat gets going the car is warm before they start driving I ain't got time to just like sit around waiting my car wait for her to heat up I'm gonna just suffer the first minute in the cold like I got places to be someone's telling me a joke me not getting it later that night okay you see I used to be like this I didn't understand a joke I would just wallow and self-pity in the next few hours until I understood it but now as an adult I don't leave from the social interaction until I understand that joke I will ask if I have to no shame also I understand most jokes so that's fine when you get smack and your mom says do you want me to give you something to cry about oh accept yourself from crying trauma just hit different when you were a child eight-year-old me realizing by the dollar store with just one dollar kid level genius right there but that that wasn't me I knew that was impossible keep dreaming Hello friends friends me today we're checking out some relatable tick tocks look at the person behind you but don't make it obvious okay my friend he wants me to look at you now when somebody tells me to look at somebody I'm literally like instantly like where where looking around the entire vicinity I'm the one that makes it obvious also I never know where to look like over there we're over there me pretending I don't care so my computer loads faster away for a few seconds go on my phone check my email pretend to do something and then just like that load the page me every time at an Ikea you're coming home with me that and the tape measures oh I know their paper but like I like fold them up and I'm like I'm gonna measure something with this later I'm not a guy so what you think you want something from your mom but need the little siblings help do you want to [Music] excellent I thought he wasn't gonna say the part but it was it was perfect absolutely I do and then he's gonna go to Mother mom Leah wanted me to ask you if we can have McDonald's for dinner tonight no you want McDonald's for dinner when you love your dog but realize you kidnapped her from our family and forced her to live with you oh I think about this all the time I hate to tell you this but you know I'm not even your real mom and you are not my biological daughter but does the puppy care smells like melon why do you smell like melon it's funny because she doesn't like other dogs anyway I'll be doing her a favor almost done scamming and my mom still ain't back y'all pray for me this is literally so stressful like they almost done skin and everything I ain't got any money like where is my mom she coming back I can't pay for this somebody right behind you like this was so scary you know what I think I've hit my limit I'm gonna save this for later and have it for dinner you're so full oh okay but when you're full and have a little bit more on your play and you're like I don't want to waste it so you just eat it anyway this much yes me expecting to be cuddled after I'm playing Clash of Clans if your man rather play a play to win game then cuddle with you a red flag there's a couple seem like a normal typical family on the outside no they didn't [Laughter] she looks like she eats tar breakfast lunch and dinner and he looked like he just sharted his pants with no regret wasn't wearing underwear just let it slide down his leg through the pants hole and on the floor got a hole never gets cold when you sleep over at your friend's house and they forget the blanket off the TV well the fireplace going must be real toasty but I came back with blankets but you're too late the boys gotta get real creative if they want to stay warm the ADHD walk [Music] this Tick Tock is awfully specific have I not had just one unique experience my entire life everything that I thought was weird not normal morally corrupt and disgusting things that I've done throughout my life I've seen a tick tock on I just don't like to hit things I feel like I go faster if I walk like this it is scientifically proven you go faster if you say where you get your grills from what's your favorite smell got them from uh Johnny Dang clean laundry of course you learn yeah I thought it was just me they really said for you there is not a scent more pleasing to my snapped and clean laundry and the funny part is I'm allergic to most detergents half of a Kind what travesty so when I smell clean laundry on other people I'm like delicious you smell like you shower I love it hey will you bring the butter from the struggle of having a Southern accent it should be on the second shelf next to the juice oh my goodness I love your accent I already got an accent did you hear I got an accident if someone has an accent to you you have an accent to them also this is what Sandy Cheeks sound like mom you never spend time with me also my mom ah okay I'm sorry for even existing was mother so angry about she most certainly does not speak to the youngest child like this POV you're seven I think you're gonna die because you are lost in the betting need help cannot find hole we're bed hole well now you know how a ghost feels a waiter's interrupting intense conversations at restaurants hey [Music] we raised a family together and you threw it I am hi my name is Sarah I'll be your waitress today couldn't get you started with any drinks sure um I would love the Shrek's revenge on my anus please no things getting a little heated up Wednesday night at the Olive Garden but you gotta switch it up for the waiter real quick like get the chicken this relationship however no I don't know I don't know strong in public I'd rather be in the Wendy's parking lot in the dark but you don't need all of those tabs open yeah I'm gonna get back to them okay mind your own business thank you how many times is too much when you've got to press a little arrow to get to the other tabs then it's too many tabs me rubbing everything I see at home after school hungry damn little lady you sure can't put it away that after school hunger hit different like I haven't eaten since lunch now you got two more classes after that you ever just oh I never wanted to fight something so bad when the door handle just excuse me if I could turn you and it would hurt you I would open it in the oven to check on my chicken just to get 350 degree heat straight on my eyeballs so I gotta open it on an angle this is quite nice in the winter time when it's really cold I'll leave my oven open heat up the entire house so that'll turn it on the heater yeah POV you take a hot shower on an empty stomach I thought it was just my iron deficiency acting up again am I just perfectly fine and normal so many people are having these problems I think I'm good like you feel like you're gonna pass out I could die in the shower like sometimes it gets scary younger me when my mom told me to shower because I didn't like to for some reason [Laughter] why for legal reasons I'm not gonna say how long but when I was a kid I used to go like several days without showering alone nasty I hated it I felt like I was fine I wasn't dirty I wasn't stinky did not need to shower hate washing hair and then now it's like I'm not allowed to get in my bed and sleep if I'm not clean but also have you tried getting five tattoos uh same but with buying things like buying a brand new pair of boots is gonna fix all my problems hello when some random grumpy lady sits in between you and your best friend on a 10 hour flight oh no give her the aisle seat she don't want to sit next to you guys either or you know when you got two people and then you take the window and the ilc and then pray that nobody takes the middle and then somebody it's the last person that gets on the plane because same me and my friend as teens this is from my era hello what did she sound like manly why literally why it's so embarrassing when I went to school they would give you a book a student directory and it had every student's name address and phone number so whenever me and my friends would hang out we would like look through the directory love somebody and just hang up immediately um Kyle oh what what if it's not about phones that can trace your number back oh Baghdad it was a luxury to have caller ID to see who was calling you or your mom would pick up the other line and listen into the conversation how scuffed is that this is a whole different era mom have fun at your sleepover sweetie 16 year old me girl if you got bottles in that bag then wrap them up with a hoodie or some towel your clothes also I wasn't allowed to sleep over I wasn't allowed to sleep over at my cousin's house I wasn't allowed to go to anybody's house they have to come to my house and they have to meet my parents seeing your childhood best friend post their wedding photos knowing you used to talk about that day as kids but now you are just strangers oh man this hits all you know some days I'll look up random people from my elementary school and be like hey what are they up to these days they all married with kids got families and then the other ones have disappeared off the face of the Earth no social media no nothing Trail up to hit me up sometime or don't when your mom won't stop pulling the trolley it's not the vibe it's not the Vibes stop you know I always do this when I'm at the grocery store with something I'm always pulling the thing I thought I was doing them a favor I thought I was making it easier to push if I'm pulling it Am I Wrong y'all ever just vacuum the seeds uh fellas is it sassy if I vacuumed the seeds I was gonna say you specifically only do this with sunflower seeds like you put the bowl make them stick to your tongue and just and popcorn I like to put the popcorn in a bowl and just let it stick to my tongue until it ascends into my mouth clearly the superior way to eat popcorn it's a good day to have a sticky tongue when you miss a step in public yeah make sure you're fine make sure nobody was looking play it off I'm good even if I twisted my ankle I'm fine because I was embarrassing the steps humiliated me when you're vibing with your dogs then you remember he's only there because you're eating uh true very rude for that now I wish y'all love me for me and not my meat Hello friends it's me today we're going to be checking out some relatable tick tocks to see if they are indeed relatable me standing normally versus me after dinner must have been a good meal so good that you are now pregnant not but for real though this happens to me all the time not even Lululemon high-waisted leggings can hold back the force of a food baby we'd be eating good but bloating even better remember that if you blow you will float and if you float you won't drown who else will be changing the volume to an even number alright but who doesn't do 19 and be content with that sit back and relax and watch TV when the volume is at 19. no I don't think so they need to make volume in like increments of five girls leaving their car alike oh yes me on a daily basis you know sometimes I don't bring it back all I need is my wallet my phone my keys my drink those are like necessary and then you've got the Starbucks and then you got the Chapstick now you have the mask too it's taken years of evolution from not having big enough pockets in women's clothing to be able to do this I got an underarm for a reason you guys ever see a text and think you know what I'll just reply when I have more energy and then boom it's been two weeks and now you're a horrible person normalize not responding y'all Gotta Give me three to five business days to respond sometimes so my thing is the second that I wake up I grab my phone I look at it I read my text make sure there is no immediate emergency put it down go back to sleep and then forget about all the texts that I read so that's why it took me so long to respond so like you want to reply text me when I'm away keep the messages short if I see a dang five page thesis AKA anything more than four lines I'm gonna have a mini internal panic attack and be like oh this this is so much I can't stand replying to Long messages when you're eating soft food and then feel some crunch [Music] okay the other day I was eating a cucumber cucumbers are crunchy right and then I took a bite and I started chewing and it was like something hard harder than the Cucumber it was a pebble there was like a pebble it was like a rock in my cucumber I had a rocket and a cucumber like I washed it top 10 most unpleasant feelings but oh man did we just all have the same childhood growing up like so let me your door in the bathroom the silence screaming and cry like y'all get it real specific like therefore you paid it really for you when my mom got mad at me my mom yelled at me when I was a kid it was like and that's it it's the end of the world I'm gonna just drop dead and die right here all right so your change is 861. thank you for the next person and you started scanning their stuff and it's already next to my stuff and it's like I have to separate my stuff before they start bagging it and then we might get our bags mixed up and this is just a whole entire three-course mess this is why I can't deal with cash Apple pay is the only way when you're making food and your sibling tells you they're hungry okay yeah okay you hungry what do you want to do about it there's like bread right there like are you applying I make you food too my siblings would never they would just eat my food my leftovers behind my back when I was at school I would come home spaghetti from last night gone that was the only way that you could make me cry eat my food sorry what don't you understand ibuprofen how does it know that your tooth is hurting or your foot or your toe is hurting it just goes there it's like oh I guess your eyes hurting we're gonna fix it now I don't get it and I never will how do all pills work pretty sure it like blocks whatever's causing the pain I have to look this up it blocks the production of prostaglandins substance the body releases in response to illness or injury I was partially correct it doesn't go to the specific area like I swallow a pill and my finger hurts and it like goes all the way into my finger and then blows up like a firework and then magically my finger is fine I don't know y'all ever played a game and you drink a potion same thing when you try to ignore the money in your birthday card whoa oh thanks grandma oh thanks um the money don't exist it's not important not like my love for you and the sweet card and all those hundreds that just fell out oh they don't mean nothing to me but uh thank you I appreciate it why is this so awkward like you're not allowed to notice the money otherwise grandma would be like oh so you don't actually love Grandma uh I ain't never got more than 20 in a card so you see how that money come out yeah uh I can't relate so we showing off our friendship glow up all right let's see it real besties don't take pictures together if you know you know yes that's true it's like y'all too busy actually having a good time to take pictures I always forget to take pictures with my friends and then comes around their birthday and I'm looking for a picture to post them I'm like bro we ain't even never take pics together moms when you're out late you need to come home right now like you know I can't even sleep until you're home like I literally have insomnia standing here waiting on you you need to hurry up I literally can't even sleep her when I get home [Laughter] I got tired of waiting for you like when I come home you ain't even know no no um she up she's staying on the couch with her arms crossed I think I've only come home late like once keep in mind I wasn't allowed to go out my brothers however hey parents did you know that you don't have to yell when talking on the phone the microphone can pick up your normal voice just fine where was this Tick Tock when I needed it where was this one I was growing up where my parents who put their phone on speaker and yell into it like can you hear me how are the kids they're good my parents still haven't figured this out like you can talk normally and they can hear you just fine why y'all yelling when I saw this Tick Tock I'm like it's not just my parents other people do this too when there are three friends at a sleepover hey Good Morning Kanye shut the up Good Morning Kanye someone gotta sleep on the floor I was I was never allowed to go to people's houses let alone have sleepovers I never had the luxury of having two friends um don't even get me started when you wake up before your friend does and you just like waiting for them to wake up because it's not your house and you don't know what to do and you're scared to go downstairs because what if her parents are down there and it's not your house why that gotta be awkward for no reason when your girl is on her period oh she has one of these like plushies okay it is an angry octopus right now oh she snatched That Snack I found one too [Music] dang what a good boyfriend bringing her Smacks online yes [Music] he brought her all those snacks I'd be lucky if I got a glass of water oh and then she took the plush and then look you can reverse it oh it's happy now you didn't even eat the snacks you just ordered them like the Chipmunk you are Americans waiting for computers to load yeah it's loading it's just gonna take a sec um yeah can we go to the basement yeah that's fine yeah yeah and just so much happening and having to kind of adapt yeah no it's loading it's just we switched systems a while back and our Internet is just not having it you know um but it's look I can see the bar it is loading mm-hmm oh um it's just gonna let's see if I can maybe refresh it yes yes oh bro let me tell you I gotta was sitting at the bank right now this is so incredibly awkward and I'm just sitting there like yeah I don't care yeah I don't want to talk like bro just tell me when it's done loading like stop making all these conversations I'm here for business I ain't trying to be your friend I don't care what you did this weekend and it's my business what I did in mine and that's like people during covet like what did I do I survived every day is exactly the same I would appreciate if you did an inquire about my life my mom waking me up to get ready for school me getting up and getting ready mom why are you still sleeping I told you to get up me waking up realizing I dreamed that I got ready that's weird Tick Tock makes me realize like everything that I thought was weird in my life actually happened to a lot of other people that's suspicious yeah like I could have swore I thought I got up and then what do you mean it was just a dream I don't know anymore now I know what's real what's big honestly before I met you you kind of scared me what you're intimidating hahaha [Music] no we pretending my friends are like what when it's honestly the best compliment that you could give somebody when someone tells me this I'm like oh so you think I'm

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Length: 30min 32sec (1832 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 16 2023