Best TIKTOKS That Will LIVE IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE | SSSniperWolf

Hello friends it's me today is a beautiful day to stay home and watch tick tocks I'm not gonna stop them but what do you want to see what do you mean you're not gonna [ __ ] them why because why wait not on Tick Tock she literally started like unboxing her undressing unbuttoning straight on The Tick Tock like I want to see them I'm not gonna suck them bro whip them titties out I ain't never seen a toddler speak to their parents like this I was just trying to show my smoothie Bowl but Tick Tock had a different idea smoothie no no no no one cares transform into Thomas the Tank Engine now that's what the people want to see all right I'm just not gonna make it I didn't think you'd go over it somebody just like yanked it last second when you don't understand a joke pretending to hurt my cat while trimming his nails she actually did hurt him oh no you baby him he ain't even hurt turn around for the hug started meowing like he was the victim in a nail trimming you would let that cat get away with murder little sister's first words out of coming out of her wisdom teeth removal you say hi we'll tell the story like that my dog stepped on a bee if you guys acted like dog dog No don't watch me don't look at me look at the screen you see he looks stupid doesn't he that's what you look like keep looking at me if you want to look stupid this dog is an idiot there is nothing that goes on Behind These Eyes oh my God who ate the pizza greedy flying rat would pick up the entire pie and just fly away with it the most he commanders would be like a slice there's some good editing though he over inflated a basketball [Applause] can't tell it's over inflated can you just I would have thought that was an explosion where did it go that thing disintegrated [Applause] ASMR but it's just exploding basketballs good are you choking are you faking hey actually joking none of the homies are gonna help you out I know some people wear a mask when they go out this guy got a whole pack on his face how is he still breathing there are Karen's who complain that they can't breathe wearing a single mask and then this guy exists he said sorry coven you cannot legally enter my body without my consent oh I want to play this oh I want someone to feed me snacks like this oh that's sick I was gonna say that bike is a little too small you know I was just testing it out making sure it was sturdy enough to do tricks a good thing I didn't buy it because it wasn't do it again [ __ ] click right into place foreign dominoes don't usually sound like that they kind of look like cookies oh thanks oh wait were they not cookie the English kind of cookie a biscuit a cookies dry and Bland British cousin now we have to do it again we'll send the weakest link over go on check it we all cow we are strong much bigger than humans why human can leave but cow can't [Music] what am I looking at here a dinosaur getting ready putting the stripper uniform on we got the go-go boots how is she doing that like over the suit the bikini got the bottles on up over that dump truck uh you walk in a club you see this where is my wallet pretend there's money there okay here's a french fry oh wait Here Comes This french fry you do not simply just offer french fry through the airplane thing prepare thy mouth hole have you ever had a Krispy Kreme have you ever gone to Christmas was it crispy no yeah right right is that all grandma why is it called Krispy Kreme the donuts aren't even crispy unless you leave them out for a few days and then they get stale what an enlightening conversation don't I look like wait don't I look like short daughter Felicia when you do the transition like that yeah hey you guys I made a miniature video store and it actually lights up and goes on forever on the inside oh that's cool are you a virgin right in the emotional damage emotional damn it I thought it was pretty cool I mean there's a whole story how do you even future so if y'all don't know I have Down syndrome right and I was talking to this guy and I have Down syndrome I have Down syndrome did she just like realize the realization hit I have dyslexia um wrong d a oh no he's slower no problem wait did he did he make contact or is the dog just be dramatic I can't tell that was the force of the blow gets rid of leaves and naughty dogs [Music] he like made the shot and then it just ball just returned to the spawn the keeper of the homies balls [Music] y'all ever seen anyone cook snow like pure snow melted on the stove oh we making ice cubes now oh we're reverting it back to its original form whoa back into the wild you go like a proud parent they release the snow back into the wild it's filtered now is cleaner than the rest of the snow I just caught this guy a little iguana are you just chilling yeah but bro he is vibing with me look at this just why is he so comfortable he already looked like he regenerated a tail like his big cut off before he's just chilling look at him he plotting something evil the destruction of multiple planets perhaps you don't know what goes on with that little iguana head you know why I pulled over sir you're too skinny to be driving with the window down what if you just fly out and cause accidents do you ever feel like a paper bag um yes so you think I'm skinny why is it vibrating you gotta turn the vibration off I'm sorry it's an earthquake music only plays when tail Wiggles he's obeying the laws of the land I low-key want bangs now because of this filter OMG bestie I hate to say this but they don't even look good I mean it does look realistic but why are they so long what are you giving them to eat orange juice oh no he fell in now we know who the weakest link is so what is that liquid oh cause I don't think dogs can have orange juice so is it like egg yolk scrambled eggs before you scramble them my cat was stung by a bee oh no like quite literally oh I feel bad for laughing but on its nose whoa both eyes are different colors he got the ball but at what price sacrifice the shoe Hello friends it's me and today we're checking out some of my favorite tick tocks my dad was so excited to do the cheese slap thing Tommy got the cheese ready Tom ow wake up what ah get give me a good angle of that face oh he got it he got it I'm so excited to do it Tommy is safe until next Christmas he really thought he had it just give me your son you ready for this face shot I just when I was born my mom bought two copies of the same stuffed animal unless this one she kept pristine in a cabinet and the other one oh I don't know what trauma kids put their childhood stuffed animals through how do you go from this to this somebody called Sesame Street I almost been abused somehow his mouth is open even wider did y'all put him through cosmetic testing why did half his fur come off his eyeball was cracked in half y'all literally nuked him threw him in the fire for funsies his nose ain't even orange anymore somebody left the picture of Jeff Bezos on my car and then a blind guy cheated on me why won't this flip a blind guy wasn't expecting him as the other hoes were you oh I'm Snappy with it emotional damage the blind guy weren't expecting him is the other hoes were you we'll finish this conversation at the window oh you kiss a shark get rotated idiot the 1v1 versus Shark this dude just literally just flips him in his own water the shark had the field advantage quit being so nice and show them how crazy you are oh crazy I've been picked on three times today oh because of my trousers what's wrong with your trousers what kind of size oh it's stubby you know you know animals like that and I'm like how you missing something in there you ain't got kneecaps can those things even bend how do the little stuffy Paws support the entire cat I'm only adding to the bullying me in 2017 thinking I made the coolest diving video with a GoPro on but then it turns out to be a straight glute shot how does that even happen you full-on crotch shot looking like a rotisserie when she jumped off so we've been trying to catch this little mouse [Music] why were you positioning it like into the car we were trying to catch him and then he just tried to catch him again I don't know how you're gonna get so close with these creatures when you're scared of them oh water drink from the Fountain of Life this dude puts a pill on his bow threw it up in the air and just there is no way something's so small you just throw it up I just how [Music] the Paw strength on this one my art during art class okay eyeball coloring eyeball oh my art during math class oh well this is awkward no wonder y'all don't know how to do cosine it's not that cold in North Dakota oh bro roll up your sleeves they're getting wet anyways put a t-shirt under some water took it outside I ain't never heard of anybody who actually live in North Dakota and ain't nobody said it's not that cold in North Dakota literally nobody air go through it let's go through the hole and it's frozen solid it's just gonna say like that and I'll just take it smash it yo who put this AirHeads Eddie Ed and Fred since Ethan just led the second Red Dead LeBron's head banana bread underneath my bed spread oh that was smooth you should be a rapper for a hot second I thought the dog was gonna take a piss on the side of the bed but no he's just trying to get into the bed with the cat oh the cat's already watching him oh you do not touch the cat not even the tail he's trying his very best to get into the bed anyway holds his tail put it down so he can sit with a cat oh the whole time the cat is like don't you dare touch me is the bed really that comfy we are going to sit in here it does not take up very much space y'all gotta learn how to share what was your old man [Music] thank you sir oh what kind of uh meat and cheese and crackers are these the French they switched up so quick like what do you think this is I didn't put on the accent for nothing did you not hear me say bonjour you uncultured swine now play along oh that dog just got resurrected that scared me just as much as it scared you oh put a Pomeranian through some snow and if they're fluffy the snow gets stuck on there first and if you're wondering why he's just like when they're uncomfortable they will refuse to move spoiled dogs I put a sweater on my dog they do this they literally will refuse to move my dog say all the elements especially the cold and or wet ones this is Spider-Man Act ORS actor actor right and then told me just shakes his head he got some trauma also where is this y'all at the airport and not wearing masks I finally watched a new Spider-Man it was actually pretty good Toby Maguire my favorite Spiderman hello you just look at that one I can't believe they still here I can't believe they still following me to be fair he probably have to deal with a lot of the early 2000s paparazzis which were insane oh [Music] dude I don't understand the thing she just said but I like the new shape so you can go to a chiropractor and come out looking like a pterodactyl sign me up dating 21 year olds dating 21 year olds wait why did I read those two different literally the same sentence dated 21 year olds but when you date 21 year olds that's illegal oh oh no the penguins are over there boy you better run you better make it you better jump oh he made it the Little Rock Star can they all swim in the water you know living in Antarctica I feel like all the animals that live there should have maybe over the thousands of years that they've lived there should have developed a skill where they could swim in the water when a group of boys are staring over but you're the flat one probably not me when guys are staring at you and your friends but you're with somebody who only got mascara on and is naturally stunning it's probably not me when I'm out with all my petite friends and a boy is looking at our table it's probably not me when a group of attractive boys stare at my friendship group but I'm the one with a big nose it's probably not me pink noise please stop using this sound it is not made for you because it is probably you you have to be a certain level of ugly to use the sound and you're not qualified [ __ ] and she said it she got a point it probably is you the accent just makes it so aggressive then this bird got stuck on an eight-hour flight from Europe I don't know how a bird gets stuck on an airplane so he's going from Europe to America he could be so confused when he gets there he's not going to be able to understand the other birds other birds gonna bully him for his accent but if he gets jet lag I didn't notice that I put her movie on in Spanish until 47 minutes in when I asked what's it about she sighed and said they only talk in Monster I can't understand any of it but it's fine she looks so fed up with it almost an hour in when the monster's gonna start talking English this photo does not mean anything it's just a random number going like this and it just stops at random time it's got nothing to do with it scanning sometimes the technology is Advanced to the point where it can scan your face and is able to provide accurate results oh he changed that up real quick talk gives you a tan and suddenly it's accurate facts wow [Music] over exaggerating my dad son where are there cops outside of our house oh cause I robbed the bank what how much money did you steal what money who said anything about a bank with money this is my hair wet a little bit but not wet at all I love to be showing you guys what it looks like when it's never see the Dougie West oh oh it's so small I love me a one-handed dog a dog that you could fit in the palm of your hand and it just like holds on to your hand with his little paws I gotta make one of these with my dog it's like how does this turn into this pomeranians look like rats when they're wet us are PS5 is that our PS5 what is your decision PlayStation final game played by five women my guy crop them all out put them in the palm of his hand with a peanut m m PlayStation 5 are get played by five women yes are you playing PS5 for five seasons for women I lost 5.5 seconds King I think you dropped this clearly he got his priority set straight what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's she look like we go to hell she got hit by a car what does she look like is that a real child oh you're trash kid he pulled out the fortnite installed in real life even the dog agrees easy but for real that was a baby going to do vomit on me Hello friends it's me and today we're going to be watching some tick tocks that live in my head rent free this guy had a sunburn took his kid's face I'm just imprinted it on his belly my child's face bestowed upon my belly kind of like getting a bad baby tattoo and now that's what I'm talking about duck duck in a truck duck in a truck stuck in the mark duck in the truck stuck in the muck that must suck duck in the truck stuck in the mugs that must suck but the duck doesn't give a [ __ ] Modern Day poetry at its finest I want to try let me try stuck in a truck stuck in the muck that must suck but the duck doesn't give a [ __ ] yeah yeah can confirm I was duck last time I looked at that x-ray I remember seeing 18 fractures at a 24 vertebrae in this mine we got tonsillitis coming down the AC DC about a big boom grandma just hold tight for me it's not even a real person he made a styrofoam that's what the crack was like and then just oh just broke all the bones in his body how'd that feel Grandma are you good what you mean Grandma you good she dead I can't believe chiropractors like trust themselves doing this just casually cracking people's nuts I mean next nuts could also work okay we had about 15 Honeycombs coming down the left ACL erson he did that you still alive bro she breathing manually now we're about to take off and she was recording a video okay let's go that was the pilot okay let's go I think about this at least three times a day she's just sitting there and he's just like okay let's go I wasn't expecting him to sound like that like when a pilot comes on like ladies and gentlemen ready to lift off okay let's go huh stop Jackson you swore yeah Jackson you swore you swore you want to do this again stop Jackson you swore I thought we should just woke up immediately fell asleep on alert mode you swore they were doing a spicy noodle Challenge and as you know it's real hot and if you put your noodles on the plate huh [Music] he just touched the spice packet to his tongue and the challenge ended before it could even start you know you getting in trouble when your sibling makes the sound hello David the whale of pain [Music] thank you bro will you give me that look for oh wait did you just snarl at us the cops ain't even sure if they want to take you away or not like bro calm down we're just arresting you stop making this weird this guy is on Omegle and he does this prank where he tracks your location with Alexa it's kind of genius oh Google home and Alexa yes yeah really can I try yours and see if I like it sure hey Alexa what's my location [Music] [Applause] strangers wow bro that just like boom came at me like it hit it perfectly Bullseye in the unintentional headshot kid with diabetes good night Mom good night sweetie what did you say nothing sugar mother you God did we done it now oh I'm sorry I'm apologize I'ma start calling you sweaty good night sweaty imagine if we still use Snapchat in 50 years we're pulling up to Gary's 70th tonight I don't know that sounds like a big number for somebody on Snapchat Linda just died oh Emoji it hurts to pee I found my old varsity jacket no Kane who this we ain't still gonna use Snapchat when we 70 are we excuse me I'm gonna sound very old as somebody who's never really used Snapchat I always felt like I was too old and none of my friends used it do old people use Snapchat I feel like if your friends aren't on it what's the point guys I didn't understand a word you said but what I wanted him to make the shot he just he just gave up it's raining out which means it's a good time for me to use my new umbrella fight or flight step one never open an umbrella indoors in the car I've learned my lesson on multiple occasions this has to happen to you at least once for you two to learn ah yes my favorite mukbanger Mikado avocado back at it again today we are trying green Takis first time first time pet looks like salad he's eating green Takis green Takis and he's gonna be like I can't eat this is green it looks like a salad literally before this thing okay it looks like salad screams and healthy I want to know what he's got against salad did a piece of kale enslave his family maybe he got robbed by some romaine I don't know I could not tell you which Leaf hurt you just wondering if you got your photos printed what it appears they've met their match that is a long tongue I think he's got her beat I got so many questions right now one how does it fit in there two are you like always biting your tongue do you ever like trip on it while you're talking like your teeth accidentally like when eating an ice cream cone can you just like one slip around the comb and half of it's gone cause baby I need her doll my little sister claimed that she was running away you can't leave trying to run away she packed her bags six dollars she got six dollars six whole dollars you got order off the dollar menu six whole times that's all you need I don't think she thought this one through tell me your dog is an a-hole without telling me your dog is an a-hole the TV like that's it Billy that's all you get for the day now walk me too powerful once he found out that was the off Button he's become too op you know if you can figure that out you can feed yourself and take yourself on a walk how's that sound since you want to do human things yeah I have to go to work I heard you loud and clear buddy but what was that gibberish you said in the middle I have to go to work I'm never related to a tick tock as much as this one right here it's just how it be all right can I get some ketchup please I ain't never gonna ask for ketchup again if I knew that's where it came from you know in my hacks video how we learned that the number on the ketchup packet determines whether it is more sweet or more sour this specific packet I'm gonna say that's sour also the booty clenching in jeans that's a bit impressive was it not hot when you took a bite oh that is crunchy oh that is steaming huh don't be afraid get that extra air up in there you're gonna Scorch your mouth I don't care how hot it is I'm gonna take a bite and I'm gonna just while it's still in there there is a whole technique to it as this man has confirmed so I think about it something hot don't look at me funny monkey monkey on the car F off who taught that child would say that I love this video so much [Music] that's a human cringe cat says no I know how people be doing this in public like you know humans can work on their legs for a reason you know it's a very special skill that we have that sets us apart from the rest of the animal kingdom and she was recording herself on the swing and a kid comes up to her like no [Applause] I bet he wasn't expecting that that you thought this wasn't even an option kid comes up to you can I go on the swing you could say no kid comes up to you you got any games on your phone you can say no what they gonna do write an angry Reddit post about it I don't think so no I'm not saying to go out and Bully children hey let me get one too and let me hold on yeah oh man right there what the dog doing back to realize what's the dog doing all right come inside he's just waiting patiently that dog used to be a human if you look at your security cam you see this you let him in or not this is supposed to be a chocolate cone oh okay hello there that was aggressive I mean to be fair it is very awkward taking a cone that somebody is offering you like you can't both be holding the little part of it so that was honestly the best way to grab it the price that must be paid for a chocolate cone her arms are cut off her legs were cut off her ears were cut off her tongue was cut off her nose was cut off hey her eyeballs were plucked out you're being her eyebrows were done waxed her tongue was sliced open that was [Applause] now it is a green lump of Despair my can is paralyzed only her front legs work but that does not stop her kidding is quick she's quick you want to see some real speed get her one of those wheelies then can you imagine her speed I'm gonna show you how to make ice cubes today first you need this fill it up to four CPS oh wait I watched this like halfway before realizing what did she say at the beginning she may get ice this is the consistency we're going for next this is a bamboozle I don't know what that is oh there's the ice cube tray the star of the show oh my goodness that is not how you do it and then put it in your fridge for a few hours in the fridge she did not say fridge put it in your fridge for a few hours good luck just watching this like no you know if you ever need a job I'm sure you got a bright future doing hacks or five minute crafts Justin Bieber was doing a live stream and he was talking to a fan we appreciate it Haley loves you too it's just like freaking out right look at how cute she is you're so cute have an awesome rest of your day okay yeah uh it's night actually it's one night have a great rest of your night then it's 1 15 A.M I was sick okay go cry yourself to sleep okay I'm sorry what what night this drives me insane you already know that guy I'm pissed okay okay go go cry yourself to sleep that's one way to end the call I mean she probably will but you don't have to say it like that he looks like a bag of Taxidermy I'm sorry no no you guys do him right now let me just comment anybody has said about a dog I don't know how to say are they wrong but it's sad that I'm sure he's a good boy proof my child has selective hearing hey can I get a 20 piece McNugget with a go back to sleep we ain't at McDonald's you really thought one oh wait a child's dream we hit the McDonald's drive-through way [Applause] [Applause] thank you

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Length: 32min 20sec (1940 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 05 2022