SEX EDUCATION - The Office US

good morning Aaron any mustaches I mean messages terrific there are many reasons a man would wear a fake mustache to work he is a fan of the outrageous he loves to surprise he loves other things as well wow it's a pimple Phyllis avril lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive that's no pimple Michael you mean cancer what no way no definitely not not cancer it's just good to catch a Michael train of thought early before it derails and destroys the entire town wait wait wait wait it's just a cold sore it is yep just a cold sore just a cold sore thank you Phyllis I don't have acne I have a cold sore I didn't even have a cold I don't know how I got it I know how you got it how Michael come on a cold sore is herpes what what you should do Michael is to have a doctor take a look at it cuz we don't really know what that is I know tons and tons of people who have herpes I have it myself that's what it is I've never seen a herpes on you cuz it's on my genitals genius you over peanuts Michael have you ever been tested for STDs yeah my last physical when I was 40 I was like 10 years ago no it was like four years ago Michael you're at least 46 why at least if your guests in 46 just say 46 hey Toby right you said that we could come to you if we had any questions sure where's the clitoris on a website it said at the crest of the labia what does that mean what is the female vagina look like technically I am in human resources and Dwight was asking about human anatomy I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly you know maybe when you get really comfortable each other you can ask for that good good and I should get back to work okay he hasn't even said a word yet just giggling gotcha okay okay so they have Albert Einstein Ben Franklin or SpongeBob SquarePants SquarePants and you think that it'd be sexy Michael referred me to a male strip club called banana slings instead I called the Scholastic speakers of Pennsylvania oh hello you wearing a thong what you asked the manager job yeah he did affect you outside of the office oh I don't know what the technical term is pineal Softee osis Joran I'm so glad that you trusted me you came to the exact right person for this no I have never once experienced anything remotely like that never okay okay Washington Monument Eiffel Tower you need to contact every woman you've been with and notify them of your herpes infestation it's the right thing to do there's no way I'm gonna do that then I will all right now I'm no doctor but it seems to me that we all have an obligation to the public health to track down anyone who gives us a disease inform them of it and take overwhelming revenge on that person again I'm no doctor I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge so guys I've been really bothered by the way certain people are getting treated around here and I just think as an office we're better than that okay now I'm gonna show you a picture of genitalia Oh Mandy was cause he's black nope it's cuz it's genitalia perfectly normal genitalia tuna now I'm gonna show you another picture of perfectly normal genitalia buddy you can everybody normal big deal yeah sure it's got some herpes on it but you know what it's just as normal as anyone elses Michel confession I have done PDA in the office thank you I've had intercourse in the office all right as has Angela white as has Ryan as as Kelly as has Meredith as has Phyllis as has Darrell as has Creed as has Michael and as has Holly as has Kevin with who she goes to another school guys I don't know how many of you have seen okay bring it in I don't know how many of you have seen a premature baby before it's gonna be really tiny so please don't say anything offensive cut that bimbo bimbo I don't I don't want what are you guys doing here just say hi to the newest little donor but I will meet her not so little bundle of joy Philip Halsted Lipton Philip is so fat you warned me not to say anything if it was tiny Oscar but he didn't prepare me for a big giant fat baby he he is he's substantial he's more than substantial he's a monster this baby is clearly not premature they're lying about the data was conceived it's very interesting and her husband's gay I don't even know which threat to follow herpes like all STDs is a consequence of sex can anyone else name any other consequences it feels unbelievable okay I guess gonna make a pros column feels unbelievable okay the ability to express love physically it's a magical thing express love magical it feels amazing okay is that different from feels unbelievable yes then I will write it down the feeling of pure risk Rita had that in the Khans column hmm but it's thrilling okay then we'll move that thrill of risk Amy aren't there also negatives to sex yes thank you such as unplanned pregnancy yes unplanned pregnancy jimin's hey what hey just admit that your baby was a mistake hey hey our baby was not a mistake she was a surprise good I'm sure they don't regret having that child let's move it to the pros thank you okay unplanned pregnancy going in the pros column hello hi Donna its Michael Michael I didn't think I'd hear from you have you been I have a disease for which there is no known cure that has been sexually transmitted to me I can't even say it h AI r p e.e you're calling to tell me that you know i am calling to see if you gave me herpes because if you did I would be able to avoid a lot of sucky conversations so you have it right no there's your stupid husband have it yes I'm telling you you have to get tested for herpes goodbye so long doc Angela this child is definitely mine he looks just like me every baby looks just like you your face kind of looks like a baby you didn't remind you that we were together a month before the wedding that is completely untrue lately true remember you said that Robert was not fulfilling you and I said I bet I could fulfill you and you said I'd like to see you try and then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls that didn't happen that I am certain no heinous into your Dwight vagina even if it's just a quick myth that there is a chance not it's not all done yeah yeah yes he's sleeping before I go may I sure the head nurse you know that baby in there baby Phillip cancel the circumcision who are you I just might be his father I don't know what that means we're gonna circumcise him hey hey no time to chat well we were just looking for Ryan so he's not here hey you looking for me oh yeah we weren't we're just looking to say hi so hey no you weren't no we weren't you wanted to have sex in my office nope definitely not it's it's it's cool just um try to put everything back where you found it text me when you're finished um I'll be out here hey you don't have nothing that was so embarrassing I'm gonna die that was really rough let me make something clear Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office no please the office ism what I'd consider a romantic place besides we have something those other people don't have which is a home and a bit a shower Oh No we took a walk take a walk [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Id: VJ9de3uUNME

Length: 11min 34sec (694 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 21 2020