Best Funniest Pilot Air Traffic Control Conversations ATC Pilot's Discord

what taxiway the letter oh negative sir we're on two right holding charter fox right what taxiway do you enter the ramp okay so we just exit the runway and we're holding short of foxtrot on to the right you're not listening to what i'm asking you what takes away do you enter the ramp i'm not on the ramp yet sir what taxiway do you enter the ramp tell me what letter okay we can answer uh that's what i need to get out of you we talked like six times straight ahead and more shutter hotel sir straight ahead oh and next time i would like you to be polite with me thank you okay but if i gotta talk to you six times and i got other people i gotta talk to and you don't understand what i'm saying you got something what i'm saying for life with me all right uh you wanna play with me i'll make a forward go ahead two nine we're trying to clear a uh weapon on the one way roger we're holding shortstop crazy weapon you know i i've seen stranger things so it might have happened and you know we just asked continental who was the last airplane to land if he saw it and he did not so it might have dissipated on its own accord it was 599 runway 29er cleared for takeoff and uh 999 clear takeoff uh runway united thanks ellis uh i feel like an idiot but maintain the vision with the boat hey you're still clear to land three spots conservative keep up with you affirmative i'm an idiot or that you're gonna maintain the visual departure oh you better face the flood sir because if you're looking at the passengers and trying to fly they get scared that's a good point practice 532 or taxes 532 kennedy shower runway spring oh [Applause] [Music] three all right i'm just you guys find air buses all the time yeah every now and then you guys are 737. hey we bought real airplanes that was delta say that again please delta 29.91 you said you're 11 out for palm beach i apologize okay yeah uh wrong frequency uh 2945 we got somebody standing up for the plane are you gonna be able to go in the next like 30 seconds well 29.45 we need to stay on the runway we got somebody in the restroom we don't know when they're gonna come out and stand by red lake 668 go around fly runway heading maintain one thousand five hundred fever 179 heavy no delay cross four left right bravo monitor ground point nine good night okay no delay cross uh four left run on bravo point nine bye you going back out tonight uh let's see well if you do we'll give you um we need to get out of jail free pass we'll send you straight to the front oh that 511. and uh i need your credit card and the expiration date wrong with that yeah sure do you read okay what the hell is going on here one two three uh we've got you three by three but there's an open mic on the frequencies 62 23 on the breezy point over to departure happy turkey day you do the same set replay climb our departure gobble gobble gobble departure we'll see you all next time hello departure it is 7767 pounding with excitement out of 2900 for 5 000 runway heading 14 07.67 1985 have a blast 24 47 where you going sure hey it's not there now you need to make a 180 yeah you fast at all what are they moving they didn't they uh southwest used to park up on the north side there but then now they have a park down here uh this uh name of mike yeah one o'clock fox is about landing sir do you want us to go uh baisley triple hangers one hotel foxtrot okay received by the if it was easier i would have given it to you all right we're just trying to figure out what you want you know what i made a mistake your sequence is on juliet it's a challenger right on juliet just get behind him and uh 23 uh nine and that airbus will still follow you from the left on zul yeah if you don't tell us to give way uh technically we can go and hit them right right

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Length: 6min 10sec (370 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 23 2021