Best Cases of Instant Karma | People Stories #246

what's the best case of instant karma that you've ever seen while working for the fire department on a call for a multi-vehicle rollover accident on the interstate we got on the interstate one exit away running into traffic so we moved over to the emergency lane with lights and siren we were about halfway there and the bmw pulls in front of us trying to cut through the traffic he didn't even look i laid into the air horn and he came to a complete stop with his middle finger out the window i'd had a lot of people do stupid things when seeing lights coming at them but this guy was being in but for the sake of being and but he got out of his car and started screaming at us meanwhile he was blocking the only fire engine and two ambulances available people were really hurt half a mile away and he was making his stand because we honked our air horn at him for blocking us i looked out at my mirror to see a highway patrolman running between lanes towards us he was p bmw boy was immediately arrested his pretty car got pushed out of the way into a ditch and he went to jail the people in the accident were hurt bad and two cars had to be cut open to get people extricated from bent metal it was frustrating i don't know how you didn't beat the living crap out of him i would surely not have the patience used to commute to dc from 40 miles away driving home one evening this dude decides he must merge into my lane now beeping and all he pushes me off the road the car behind me was a cop as soon as i was on the shoulder lights and sirens went on and the dude was pulled over it was my own karma i was in eighth grade i was standing on a bench when i watched some girl fall over in the yard started laughing and pointing and then went to lean back onto the fence that was behind the bench turns out it had broken off where i was standing and i fell straight through and into the mud i'm in the nyc subway a guy elbows me out of the way to get into the turnstile first yelling vaguely that he has a train to catch no crap through the turnstile turn the corner and there are a few cops set up near a folding table and he gets pulled to have his bag searched this crap is the worst my other pet peeve is when the subway is coming to the next stop and someone in the middle has to loudly declare move out of the way i have to get off you hhh yeah so does pretty much everyone else on the subway wait your turn i worked at a grocery store i was stocking instant noodles on a big sale display all i had was a cheap small step two step stool you know the one with the bar that runs across the top step reaching down to the stool from the shelf i was standing on was about three feet down i had a 60 chance my foot would land on the top bar and collapse the thing i asked a co-worker to use his shoulder as a handle as i got down my supervisor called me a princess for getting assistance soon after he was stocking the two litre coke bottles on a sales display he tried to get down he took the 40 success rate jump onto the step hit the top bar the stepladder collapsed he broke his arm and took down half of the display i just clocked out and left before they told me to clean up the spilled soda all over the place sometimes the malevolent gods of retail can smile on a poor worker the beauty of that moment is truly unable to be explained to those who have never been a retail worker i was driving home on the highway during a horrible blizzard at night the roads were extremely slick and dangerous i was going about 30 miles per hour my daughter was a newborn and it was the first time i had ever driven in the snow with her i was nervous some jerk in a huge truck is doing 65 passing everyone in the slow lane and just being really risky and ignorant to the conditions and other drivers in general he passed me and i was like you're gonna crash bro right at that moment the dude fishtails loses control and crashes into a ditch don't worry i'm not a sadist he was completely fine i know this because i saw him emerge from the truck and do a little angry freakout dance his truck wasn't fine that's what you get for endangering others during a blizzard yeah i was driving home from work during a snowstorm and this truck was tailgating and honking at me so i pull into a turning lane to let him pass this was midnight so i wasn't in anyone's way he floors it and immediately fishtails and spins off of the road driving through philly and standstill traffic some as shad decides to use the shoulder as a lane to cut in line the vehicle he ended up cutting off was a state trooper an instant whoop whoop and told to pull off the highway over a loudspeaker i couldn't stop laughing i love when people do this then everyone else in the lane decides they are in butthole and refuses to let them back in i've seen it happen a few times and they just end up farther back than they were before that time i had my shoes stolen i was 17 went to a party where there were kids from two different high schools when i went inside i took off my brand new nike air mother shoes that i had just bought for 140 hours later when i went to leave my shoes were gone we had an idea of who took them a guy from the other school but didn't have proof i was so sad and so embarrassed i had to drive home in my socks long story short a week later monika the girl who threw the party shows up on my doorstep holding something behind her back turns out she went to her party and saw the guy who stood in my shoes wearing them when he took them off after a smoke break she snagged them now standing in front of me she reveals my nikes she told me the best part was watching him look for them just like i had and then leave in his socks monica kicks butt walking down the san antonio river walk guy in front of us gets pooped on by a bird friend turns to me and says sucks to suck friend literally gets pooped on as well right at this moment i like this one it's very pure but whole kid in middle school kept trying to steal my cell phone it was a cheap flip phone but he'd do it just to pee me off our school had a rule that you couldn't have your phone out in class teacher left the classroom for a second to have a brief word with an administrator jerker's kid grabbed my phone teacher came back in a moment later and caught him red-handed with my phone out she wouldn't believe it wasn't his phone he got detention back in high school i was kind of being a dong to a girl i was friends with nothing too bad just some friendly teasing but still then i turned around and fell down a flight of stairs even mid-fall the karma and the justice did not escape me we both found it pretty funny at the end of the day in locker room after gym class this freshman kid who was really popular and always talked a lot of crap started messing with this guy who was kind of awkward and kind of got picked on a lot apparently they got in each other's way in flag football or something awkward guy ignores cocky kid for a while until the cocky kid pushed him awkward guy had enough and hit the cocky guy in the face three times before he hit the ground and knocked his front teeth out as we were all leaving school and talking about it the overall consensus was well that's what happens when you talk that much crap don't know what to tell you teach i guess he just talked so much crap his teeth just rotted and fell out my dog tried to eat my sushi while i was away from the table for a second i came back to missing wasabi and a disgusted looking dog in the uk kids wear blazers and ties to school and a common bullying tactic that jerks used was to run up to kids pull their ties so they get really tightly knotted on the bus home the butt was really full and i was standing in front of one such bully he grabbed my tie just as the bus had to break sharply he lost his footing and the only thing keeping him upright was the fact that he was holding my tie he had grabbed the wrong bit it wasn't knotted i simply untied it he fell on his bum that was the last time i was knotted in my school everyone had clip on ties and because if the strict dress rules some bullies would yank them off and wouldn't give them back however some people had proper ones usually as a replacement for losing them one of my friends had one and some [ __ ] yanked it really hard causing said friend to accidentally head but the dude in the face giving him a nosebleed i was working in a supermarket when panicked customer a came up to me and said he'd accidentally left his cash in the atm and had anyone handed it in i was about to say no when customer b appeared behind him and said he'd been trying to catch up to him he'd been queuing behind him at the atm and saw what happened so he'd got the money for him it was 200 pounds so a decent amount customer a was super grateful and offered him some of the money but he wouldn't take it customer b then bought a scratch code scratched it and found he'd won five pounds not a whopping amount of comma but common nonetheless at a job as a mechanic i got a path that was completely correct except the electrical plug was a different shape i found out after i installed it for the record it did plug in just didn't have long enough prongs to communicate i had to order the right part again and take this one off and install the right one all while only getting paid to put the correct one on lost about 1.3 hours my co-worker laughed and said bet you won't make that mistake again pay attention next time his very next job he put all four tires on backwards some tyres are directional said the same thing to him i knew i would use it against him didn't know it would be that soon tl dr i made a hard to spot mistake dude made fun of me his very next job he made an easy to spot mistake i made fun of him i broke a plastic piece on the tire machine guy near the tire machine said something under his breath i said like you've never broken one he had never broken one later on when he did a set of tyres he broke the new plastic piece justice my dad told me this story he was driving back from the shore when traffic got really bad about a mile ahead there was an accident that had brought traffic to a crawl crap happens my dad decides to be patient about it others weren't so patient people began driving on the shoulder in order to get ahead of the traffic this pisses my dad off we all know how this goes we do the right thing and are punished for it whereas these buttholes are skipping in front traffic and will probably get away with it he thought about following this stream of cars onto the shoulder but he decided he'd do the right thing and wait as he got closer he saw two cops in a parking lot one cop was directing all of the shoulder drivers into the parking lot while the other wrote all of those drivers tickets he describes it as one of the most satisfying things he's ever seen i was driving into a construction zone where three lanes converged to one right at the point it became one lane a car tried to pass me on my right i slowed down so he wouldn't hit me but he ran over one of those metal lane dividers it got caught up in his back right wheel well and went around a few times i could see and hear it make a mess of his fender last i saw he was pulling over to inspect the damage i can not picture the lane thing you're talking about i banged my knee on the corner for a hotel bed and my husband was laughing his butt off while he was brushing his teeth in the bathroom as soon as he walks out of the bathroom his hit his knee the exact same way and i got to laugh my butt off my boyfriend has a big gmc and one winter it was really snowy and a bunch of cars had gone into the ditch as you do because he's a nice guy he was spending his day off pulling people out for free at one point while he was helping someone some butthole flew by him wailing on the horn and flipping him off out the window he got done pulling the car out and headed up the road in the direction that jackass had gone a mile up the road they found him standing outside of his car which was now plowed into a giant freaking tree boyfriend honked his horn waved and kept driving dude just hung his head like a scolded dog truly beautiful he sounds like a nice guy saw the guy in a gorgeous sports car ferrari i think honking and yelling at a pedestrian in the crosswalk pedestrian had the right of way and was crossing during the signal immediately after they passed the guy guns hit and darts around the corner and rear-ends a cop who was in the middle of writing a ticket there was a truck parked on the street that was just enough to obstruct ferrari guy's line of sight through the turn it was glorious i didn't even see it happen i just heard the crunch right after he turned the corner i have a lot of police in my family and let me tell you they love nothing more than ticketing arrogant buttholes in nice cars cherry red cars especially not instant karma but i remember in middle school i knew a kid that would go door-to-door collecting donations for the walkerton and he'd keep the money for himself he used the money to buy video games with it one day he loans his friend his game collection his friend moved away with it this kid genuinely sounds like a pose though not instant bit karma nonetheless my dad kept getting his lunch stolen at work one day so he got my mother to get the spiciest hot sauce on the market to put on the sandwich lo and behold the guy who stole it was looking red as a hot iron they fired the guy and my dad got to eat his lunch again similar story i have posted before this guy at my job could only afford a tuna sandwich for lunch and someone stood it here and there and once did so three days in a row he got his revenge by making his sandwich on the third day with really cheap wet cat food his lunch was left alone after that i used to be a zookeeper this bee was making fun of our llama for looking ugly the llama was a rescue who had corrective jaw surgery the b pointed and laughed at our llama the llama spat in her mouth i gave the llama a treat and told her that she was a good girl this right here is the greatest story of why llamas are so freaking cool one time in middle school this guy who was relatively new at our school was making fun of a girl in our class who fell in the hallway in between classes coincidentally this was a girl i had a crush on he was a little bit of a class clown and was mocking her making her look stupid and clumsy apparently he misjudged his footing and while attempting to jokingly ate the way she had fallen actually fell for real and landed squarely on his back in front of everybody he broke his arm in the process passing him by in the hallway i saw him just lying there surrounded by adults and staring up at the ceiling face completely expressionless he didn't come back to school pretty sure he moved after that i would have too jackass i knew in high school was trying to get a mentally handicapped kid to do stuff for a jackass type video in a very nasty cruel way behind the gym i'm sitting behind a car smoking a joint in the parking lot special kid is not dumb enough to play this game jackass decides to get him to hold the camera people are heckling and calling out suggestions nothing interesting happens then someone comes out with a basketball puts it on the concrete sidewalk then hands jackass an aluminium basketball bat and mimes hitting the basketball like splitting a log with an axe jackass wins up brings it down and i hear bla wank his head is shooting back blood everywhere from where i was and how much weed i smoked i thought he smashed his skull bat clatters like 20 feet behind him and he goes down backwards the bat bounced nailed him in the eyebrow split it open and knocked him the frick out he was okay but had a scar and a heck of a black eye for a few weeks and the whole time the mentally handicapped kid he'd been trying to humiliate on camera is filming and laughing so freaking hard he's crying but security didn't believe no one hit jackass till he showed them the video someone comes out with a basketball puts it on the concrete sidewalk then hands jackass an aluminium basketball bat and mimes hitting the basketball like splitting a log with an axe whoever that was knew exactly what was going to happen that a police car rounded the corner just in time for me and a guy to tell them that a bunch of kids had just thrown a firework at the owner of a nearby store it was literally moments later and they could see the kids running down the road from where we stopped them i've got two can't really decide on which one is best one driving to work during a snowstorm pretty much everyone is taking it easy because snow some guy in an infinity fx 35 thinks that he's invincible so he comes driving down the road probably 15 miles an hour faster than everyone else so he goes past me and i don't see him again until the fork in the road mr superhero went into the turn too fast and slammed into an iron fence at the triangle dividing the two streets he was fine because he was outside of his car looking at it with a look of confusion he too was driving home one night around 10 p.m i'm stopped at a red light in front of a shopping mall about midway down the block the east and westbound road is separated by a pedestrian island someone pulls up next to me at the light looks around and drives through the red light suddenly from the opposite side of the street red and blue lights a whoop whoop of a siren and an nypd suv hops the island and pulls the guy over the police weren't camped out or anything just waiting at the red light on their side of the street right place at the right time this happened a couple of months back young driver in a brand new merc dangerously overtaking me and others on a single lane caught up with him at the next set of lights two lane mine turning he's going straight both with the car ahead of us did the universal wind down your window sign and suggested he cool his driving or he will get into a crash and told me to frick off lights go green he boots it off the line smack into the back of the car in front bonnet bent in half radiator blown airbags deployed i got out checked the other poor innocent driver was unharmed gave him my details as a witness gave the [ __ ] driver the old told you so and carried on my way a guy in a charger was weaving through traffic and passing at high speed in a work zone on the interstate and i said to the other person in the car it would be nice to see one of those buttholes get busted just once a minute later a state trooper swings out from the tree line on an access road and pulls the guy over double fines for speeding in a work zone by the by my best friend's mom has always been like a second mom to me at least since my bestie and i were in fourth grade this year for easter she invited me over for dinner with her family so i decided to get her a quick gift which included some dog toys for her huskies some flowers a thank you card and a scratch-off ticket she has always been so kind to me she even writes the same sweet motherly messages on my facebook timeline as she does for her own daughters but that's probably why i cried with utter joy when the ticket i bought her won her one thousand dollars it wasn't necessarily instant karma since she has been good to me for more than 16 years but she won some money in an instant in elementary school all the kids went to the bus stop together as we walked one of the second graders ran into a lamp post one of my classmates couldn't stop laughing we crossed the street and he was still laughing his butt off and didn't look where he was going you know what's coming he ran into a lamppost as well and instantly got laughed at i thought he was gonna get hit by a car was at a show jumping event and a little girl went up to a famous show jumper with her book of famous riders and asked him to sign it she couldn't find him in the book and asked if he could help her he responded find it yourself and walked away in his final round after the incident worth one hundred thousand dollars first jump the horse stopped and he fell face first into the floor not going to lie i was laughing i am glad you laughed the best one was a real fun goon at my school he got up on the roof of a shed to pee on kids as they left the shed but this dumb bully fell off the roof resulting in a broken wrist injured wang and humiliation i was walking to the store with a friend when we were 13. we heard someone yelling at us and turned around to see some kid about 50 feet away he was yelling and calling us fs and every other homophobic word you know at that age as we started to walk over to confront him he did a 180 and started running while turning well he spun around and ran face first into a tree and hit it hard enough that he fell to the ground from the impact we couldn't stop laughing and hopefully that was enough embarrassments for him to learn a lesson holy crap i misread that thought you meant he hit the tree so hard that i t fell to the ground i'm so late to this party but this is too good not to share when i was about 16 and my brother was 12 we lived on a ranch we had horses cats dogs and chickens because of the horses we had this thing called a lunge whip it's basically a long flexible pole with a length of rope at the end my brother and i were waiting for the horses to finish eating lil bro was dragging around the lunge whip at first to play with the cats but then dong cheese start snapping the whip near the cats mostly to irritate me hey don't do that mum already said that you weren't supposed to and if you accidentally hit one of them i'll beat you up me little bro looks me in the eyes and says i do what i want he flicks the whip once more and it snaps back and hits him straight on the dong i have called him don bruce for years was skiing at breckenridge and they have at bartow lift for those which don't know what that is it basically a big upside down six foot tall uppercase t which is pulled by a cable you hold on and it slide you up the mountain the t-shape allows for two people to hold on to either side of the croc or the tee people fall off of this all the time when they are not used to it which gives locals a sense of superiority well one brave young boy maybe 12 14 on a snowboard set out to handle the t-bar he lost his footing about 30 seconds in but held on despite being dragged this happens often but usually for only a few seconds as most have good enough sense to let go instead this boy was dragged up more than a thousand feet on his belly i was behind him as was another couple we could not believe he was holding on well that bar stopped further up for someone else didn't stop for him and he is too exhausted to stand up and fix his situation but the couple behind him have been laughing so hard that when that bar abruptly started up again they fell off bottom line is he made it to the top and they did not not a case of bad karma luckily my friend and i were walking out of walmart when a homeless man asked me for money for food i don't ever carry cash on me so i say i'm sorry i don't have any and go to walk away however i had worked earlier that day and still hadn't opened snacks in my car so i walk back up to him and say i don't have any money but i do have some snacks and water in my car that i can give you his face lit up so i walked to my car and grabbed the snacks and walked back i hand him the bag it had a granola bar two bags of chips some crackers and two water bottles he thanks me about 20 x and i tell him to have a good day so i go to my friend's house and we're just hanging out and i'm scrolling through a city-wide selling page on facebook i had just bought a new king-size bed and didn't have a bed set for it i came across this beautiful solid wood frame with built-in drawers that was in perfect condition the seller had it listed for 100 she was selling it because it didn't fit in her new house so i have my husband and some friends get a truck and we go to get it that same day i gave the lady the one hundred dollar and she mentions that i meant to post it for one thousand dollars but mistyped since we already agreed on the price before i realized it you can have it for the 100 and that's how i gave a homeless man food and good karma greeted me with a practically new bed set for 100 i would feel so bad about taking it for 100 and offer more this is why i don't work in sales if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Length: 25min 58sec (1558 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 21 2021