Bernie Mac "Tell A Black Woman You Lost Your Job" Kings of Comedy Tour

for real maybe they get up early in the morning and you know they get up i'll be laying in the bed [Applause] bernie bernie [Applause] there's always three calls that last one won't be a holla just lay there [Applause] man i'll be doing i'm stupid i'm stupid some boy i ain't aware i'll over some man cause i'm a practical joker i went to the doctor the other day man for a checkup and every time i go to this doctor man this is old old lady and then she eat within some just be talking to people any kind of which one talk somebody you know signing in there and sit the down i believe who you talking to talking to you talking to you you know that's that's i said i'm gonna get this i'm gonna get this she's gonna give me a little cup you know every time they get cut to piss and i can't piss in it you know what i mean never happen to you i can't i'll be saving you but i can't never piss in that song she gonna tell me pissing the cup and hurry up and sit in here i told my brother said give me a dollar right here give me a dollar i'll put a dollar in that pop machine i got apple juice i poured it in the cup i came she was on telephone she just sit it down i said it right there i stood there she get off the phone let's show you that's your earrings let me see oh yeah that's mine that fell out all right hey man i ain't i tell the truth man everybody in this room is human everybody here do stupid i see you digging in your nose when you be driving i see you digging all in your home you be driving you nasty you being around like keep your mouth flowing when you're doing something you don't see him in the red light [Applause] you looking at it though they didn't look at what the what the is this here i pull up on somebody's little home did you get it now where you gonna put it you nasty bastard [Applause] oh you see a song man i tell like it is you know i ain't lying kid that's why i like kids because grownups ain't number some big ass big ass kids look at their numbers from the last adult i like to be some kid cause they tell the truth they tell you the truth go say until you know she stinks [Applause] you be playing like ain't nothing wrong you know that sour you want to come right that stale like a son but you know she's stale but you don't want to say nothing little kids tell the truth so i believe in little kids and i believe in whipping ass whooping ass keep your honest boy or whoop a good ass whooping a chance your mind don't do this no mo what don't do that fire on a follow somebody see what the i can do see why folks discuss let's sit down and talk about it we don't know how to talk about nothing we ain't never had no discussions why folks would tell man you lose a job they come home they explain to you honey i lost my job god damn it but we're gonna stick together we're gonna make it all right so i'm gonna work hard i'm getting out first thing in the morning i'm gonna find some employment i swear to god i'm not gonna let your ass down we lose our job we walk the street all night how you gonna come home tell a black woman you ain't got no money you trying to think of a lie i'm gonna tell this out and got fired because as soon as you come in the black woman gonna discourage you baby what the is it something i'm gonna tell you [Applause] i gonna tell somebody you broke looking at your like this here that but man my wife has man say i've been married 25 years boy i'm telling you true see now me and my wife see that's yeah hercules hercules yeah yeah hercules that my friend now but she went always my friend that helped me get on my nerve boy i hit my wife one time in my life i swear to god i'm only human i ain't shaving to tell you i knocked the out of she kept with me i told her gone could see my wife 25 years she never think i'll tag her ass you know but you know she took a bath and he'll be bumping all over me all like this here and you know i told her quit with me you know you know cause my wife like to follow you around the house keep up keep up you know i didn't put no gas in the car she wanted a all night why are you putting the i forgot you don't forget to put nothing in your house i told you i forgot i could put something out i don't want you to do a thing for me i go in the basement 15 minutes she come in the basement black couldn't put no gas in the you with me for cause i can you know other keep on this one you know when you remember your little kid when little kid be be mimicking one another everything you say another little kid they mark you stop it stop it quit quick gun gone that used to aggravate the out you remember that my wife be doing that old squad all the time you know quit quit quit playing you quit playing play too much you play too much all right all right [Applause] it's a girl boy say something else i'm out no that gets you up man my wife be doing that man then i'll go upstairs she'd come upstairs i said quit with me you with nobody with you ain't nobody like she's singing a song ain't nobody with you ain't nobody anybody with you [Applause] man i knocked the out of me she came up on me all strong i said get up off him i'll tell him i asked you one more time get up off i said i cleft oh lord i clever see what you gonna do to me before i knew it and it must have felt good because i hopped you know i didn't mean to but when i changed my mother i swear to god man i backed the ball for punky

Channel: Walter Latham Comedy

Views: 1,375,643

Keywords: black comedy, funny videos, black comedians, funny, hilarious, Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Amy Schumer, laugh

Id: F3G1H-MzHX4

Length: 7min 6sec (426 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 27 2022