Being Katrina for a Day!

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katrina would do and yeah you guys also asked me some questions that i will answer and that's about it i just ate a very very late breakfast i have a meeting a very important meeting in about 40 minutes not looking forward to being in that meeting as katrina but i am just going to do it because i don't care so let's go do stuff all right so i thought i would start with something i think katarina would do myself i don't know why i'm talking about myself in third person just like some casual going outside and maybe doing some casual i don't know bear hunting maybe so i thought we would go outside and try to find some wildlife because katrina likes a challenge this is our hunting grounds we shall do what jesus [ __ ] kevin and you my ass katrina do you have weapon don't you need weapon to challenge baron forest net i am the weapon these are my weapons [Music] [Laughter] sorry it's fun so if almost fails we'll just yell at people from the dock at the kayakers on the lake right i have not seen any bears so we are going to go to the lake kevin why you being so suss oh there is no one on the lake to yell at oh just kidding there is see those kayakers i can i can literally hear that conversation and they're like does that girl have a camera or just going to ease back into the forest if you guys see better just let me know could be like dora episode so you see bear yes where all right i've wasted way too much time out here and i think i'm late for meeting so let's go back and go into very important meeting all right i have meeting to get into um this probably isn't who or what they want to see um but this is what they're getting into i guess we should we should get into meeting i'm not allowed to show their faces probably because you can't know who they are but um you can see the awkward interaction i probably can only be katrina for like the beginning of the meeting so let's do this hello what it is katrina i'm standing in for chris yes one eternity later okay so uh that the meeting actually went pretty well they think i'm a little crazy but um [Music] they knew this already so it's fine i think i think we got the deal i think next that we maybe should go for a little car drive and maybe get some food from a fast food restaurant maybe get some broad rage happening because that happens a lot that's about it okay let's go do that russian dance [Music] uh [Music] [Music] all right we are on the road on the road again i just can't wait to get on the road again and hit all of the pedestrians because get the [ __ ] out of my way i'm on the road again it's a katrina original all right so my plan is i have no plan because that is best this plan [Music] i have to close window cabin i cannot and we are living our best life we are probably going to go to mcdonald's i have not had mcdonald's in half a minute i haven't been to this mcdonald's yet i don't think so i hope oh [ __ ] i need to drive you can get in my eye this is where kevin sits every time i drive he searches out all of my enemies after we go get uh some rations we will come back and i will answer your many many questions you asked me on the gram of insta and then i also need to go live on twitch tonight and play games horror games to be specific so i will give you some highlights of that as well and i also might call some of my friends as well as katrina do you ever just like zone out when you're driving i forgot what i was doing for like five minutes there at least it's a green light nice signal jackets do you guys ever see like jaywalkers and just think like 10 points just me okay i've never hit jaywalker by the way hey what can i get for you hi could i please get a strawberry banana smoothie please all right let's hide medium please pressure and is there anything else i get for you oh no that's it all right it's just 3 45 here first one though okay thank you this is a weird question but are you from tiktok i'm actually vlogging right now as one of my characters i should be in character right now i'm actually katrina nice and your face looks familiar yeah yeah do you want to be on my blog sure okay here it goes you can say your name i'm tiana tiana thank you so much tiana thanks girl have a good day it was really hard to stay in character there because i got embarrassed there you are thank you have a good day oh i forgot to do a russian accent when i said thank you i didn't even want this i panicked guess i'm having a smoothie it's a pretty good smoothie actually all right now we go back home maybe we call up some of my friends my many many friends i have so many friends i have like two and then i will answer all of your hard hitting questions all right i will see you back at home so i just showed up back at home and chris's boyfriend came to to uh meet me okay i'm pausing off katrina right now he surprised me he wasn't supposed to come over today with what is that goodies goodies katrina loves goodies i'm excited to see what they are [Music] i'm going to get really fat all right we are about to call uh my limited amount of friends and ask them very very uh particular questions all right let's let's call the first [Music] friend get your [ __ ] together okay stop laughing i have questions cut right to the chase first of all this is shane wally shameless plug he is absolutely lovely person alright shane cut the [ __ ] all right do you consider me a i friend you a lovely friend perfect who who out of all of chris's character is bestest well obviously you that's the right answer all right we stay on call okay would you make up an alibi for me if you were getting questioned by authorities alibis there's just only truth when i can't see i'll let that pass all right last question most important question am i secret russian spy i wouldn't be able to answer i don't know how i like that answer it doesn't sound very concrete maybe i'm jesus no okay we're not friends anymore goodbye we're going to call our other friend which is selena spooky boo all right let's call her hello how are you doing first of all you look fantastic this is a definite look for me but you know i'm feeling juicy i absolutely love it so here's here's what's going to happen i'm going to ask you questions if you get it wrong i'm going to hang up immediately okay am i i'm not ready all right do you consider me a friend yes correct all right who is the bestest character out of all of chris's characters that was quick and i absolutely love it if you were not with your husband would you rather be with katrina or bex katrina that was a [ __ ] lie okay next am i secret russian spy i thought we weren't allowed to talk about that oh you [ __ ] blew it okay bye okay next since i have limited amount of friends i'm going to call my siblings all right let's do it they're probably not going to answer because they're [ __ ] where are you what's going on i'm filming a vlog oh great great on the bus bro can everyone hear me [Laughter] i can hear you i think she's recording something hold on yes i don't want everyone to hear me yo you're fine sorry i don't have headphones so what's going on i have to ask you questions as katrina because i'm filming a vlog as katrina no just lays yourself okay who who out of all of chris's character is your favorite okay goodbye did i get you sorry all right that was fun next up is the questions that you asked me on instagram so let's get right into those uh very hard hitting questions here i'm excited to enter them hopefully they're all really good first question fondest childhood memory i have repressed all of my childhood memories what a stupid question all right next uh are you russian spy stupid question next does katrina support the lgbtq plus community obviously i'm also part of that community if that wasn't obvious enough stop with the alcohol i will stop your life i love you i love you too if there was no vodka what would you drink i would just simply die am i in love with janet i'm not not in love with janet's best way to hide body not that i would know this information this is just you know i think best this way if i was to hide the body which i've never done in my life before would either be at the bottom of the ocean which that can be very difficult sometimes not that i would know that so i would say your best bet is barrel of acid not again that i would know that what kind of man do you look for the woman i am going to stop the questionnaire here and then i will insert some clips of me gaming resident evil as katrina alright let's go to date i am doing a vlog today as katrina all day so i'm going to attempt to play this as katrina the entire time wish me luck oh hello she looks really nice she shouldn't be out here child hey wait do you mean rose she looks like my babushka honestly love her are you talking about beautiful monsters oh what the oh what a lovely little satanic ritual going on here typical saturday night for me what's up cults oh you're so we offer the goats of wording to protect the village and its people any who breaks this them shall feel mother oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we just broke it i didn't read instructions instructions not clear oh she's going to [ __ ] kill me oh [ __ ] it's going to kill me come at me got the head shot these [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's lost a lot of blood we have to get into louisiana all right shut up and shoot him in the face i got the gun oh what all right i had very successful gaming uh twitch stream it was very fun i look absolutely insane right now with these lights but i just wanted to say thank you so much for joining me for katrina vlog which is absolute best vlog i hope everybody enjoyed the video and if you did please please like the video i'm actually not giving you option you actually have to like the video right now or i will come through your computer screen your phone screen and i will hit you overhead with bottle absolutely fantastic thank you so much and i'll know if you didn't i will you'll dream of me i love you very very much i hope everybody has absolutely fantastic day or night wherever you are and just know that you are absolutely amazing and being weird is the bestest all right all right see you on my next video alright bye and i'd just like to thank omaze again for sponsoring this video and just to remind you guys go to the link in my description omaze.com kmk make a donation and enter for your chance to win a tesla model s and twenty thousand dollars all right okay

Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 19min 49sec (1189 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021