Adventures with Nona

nona i'm here i'm coming i'm coming okay let's go oh what happened oh i think i pulled something how ernie brought home the kamasutra last night and we tried the position on page 84. i think it's illegal oh can i drive uh yeah sure nice nona that was a stop sign i thought they were optional oh it's so nice to drive again when's the last time you drove last year my license got taken away because i'm one point away from being legally blind uh what don't worry i watch this nato documentary about bats and they use echolocation so i've been doing that too watch i can do it now the david attenborough guy said bats use sound to bounce off of objects so you know where it is watch i can guess what car's coming ah nissan altima boy on a corolla prius uh i know it's like a super power oh i gotta pull over why i gotta go to the bathroom we're in the middle of nowhere oh the turtle's already out of its shell we gotta go i'll be right back do you have any toilet paper uh i have a golf square sheet perfect good thing we stopped because that came out of me like the niagara falls oh my god i just remembered i'm late for my colonoscopy appointment what the hell uh ma'am it's sunday they're closed oh captioning not that's okay we'll do a available in jesus name later today i'm kind of hungry are you hungry yeah okay let's go to mcdonald's what are you getting uh probably a six-piece mcnugget meal with extra sauces don't you have a wedding coming up for you hi could we get a six piece mcnugget meal yeah and actually could we get two of those two meals yeah and then what do you want a six-piece mcnugget meal and then a and then a glass of ice water please okay you can pull ahead to the next window thanks i almost did it hey i'm doing a skit sorry oh no it's all good thank you no problem are you okay with being filmed yeah yeah it's all good good there you are thank you have a great day can you feed me a nugget with the sauce oh this is the graveyard we should pay our respects who are we paying respects to my great uncle tony he was in both wars and he lost both of his legs but he refused to have a wheelchair stubborn bastard it says doris thomas what he was kind of a racist anyway let's go [Applause] i'm getting tired can you put some music on [Music] what is this change the song [Music] oh i gotta go to the bathroom again again yeah do you need something to wipe with that's okay i got the scorecard from before do you mind if i go to the store to pick up a couple things no it's all right we met one of my fans what's your name scarlet oh my god i love that name okay lovely to meet you she's subscribed to the youtube channel so subscribe what kind of peanut butter do you like uh any peanut butter smooth nutty what do you like crunchy smooth i like smoke it's nice for spreading not only on bread you know what i mean oh my god you know on days like this when i can't get a colonoscopy i just pick up some extra hot cholula gets everything right out oh we should get muffins not for you though because you need to stay slim for the wedding right don't want a muffin top i love spam but i can't get it because ernie gets ptsd from the war because that's all they ate you know i'm really trying to be more cultured in my household so we started doing taco tuesday oh i should get these for riley it's her favorite color and it's a unicorn oh my god you know my mom always said you gotta know how to cook spaghetti if you want the salami you know what i mean you know if you keep eating mcdonald's you're gonna need some heavy duty spanx at your wedding because your ivory dress is gonna need some ultra alterations and you're not gonna have a husband for the dawn of time i'm sorry for being a jerk to being a real one oh green cuisine do you like those no it's for you [Applause] don't need these anymore i'm not bearing in the sahara i need these because every time i sneeze it's like the floodgates open [Music] is this subtle i feel like one of the kardashians are these nice yeah don't lie to me you're liar what about these i like these uh yeah oh thanks for letting me drive yeah i'll see you tomorrow uh no i'm actually busy tomorrow i'll see you tomorrow no no i can you bring my groceries in i'm a frail old woman please okay thanks [Music] you

Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 6min 57sec (417 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 09 2021