Beating Dark Souls II in Reverse Order (All Bosses)

[Music] yeah now i have the bonfire for free my plan my plan works that's gonna win me the race guys so yeah if anybody hasn't seen rbo before we are doing the bosses in basically the most reverse order that we can uh which this is on old patch where we can air walk and run very fast so we're gonna be picking up the vinyls let's get fast are you so yeah i'm going to go get the shield i don't know about you oh you're insane dude see anubis has balls of steel so he's just gonna go parry the guy with the dagger but i'm not i'm not confident enough for that so our first thing is just to go straight to like ancient dragon right yeah yeah first oh my god yeah anubis is basically like a god at this patch so uh see how it goes first forest of fallen giants bumper i don't think i've ever picked up that box yeah i picked it up on my first playthrough i guess oh okay piece of fuzzy stuff thank you for the six months all right back to majula i don't think we needed to send back malenchen i mean she won't go back until bathrooms did it oh yeah that's true uh nashandra cannot be killed first we have to do throne duo giant lord and then the chandra because well that's it's not possible to do this chandra first she doesn't spawn and unless you have the giants kinship i think that's what it's called okay come on oh first try perry walk gamer okay so how many uh stair jumps do i need seven okay one two three four five six seven uh uh there we go oh yeah have you never seen these skips because nobody really runs this category this is for the [ __ ] [Music] old-school old-school twitch viewers and runners i was pixels from dying oh that's okay no problem uh okay so now aldia skip wait do you die if you go like into the tunnel there i tried just like going straight instead of going around uh or like loading in the area oh oh yeah yeah you fall down yeah i know what she means dennis yeah i was i was kind of scared of that happening too remember to take the i'll get one fireball oh yeah i wonder if we're gonna have anything crazy like perry walks and elderly [Music] okay so how many jumps do i gotta do here after the parry uh it's a lot of photo okay one wait [ __ ] did that come does that oh god wait a second hold on i'm confused now okay one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve okay this should work so we're just gonna get our height up a little bit here fellas nothing uh nothing unusual here we're gonna load in aldia's keep and then we're just gonna you know run over the gate anubis and arie already well to be to be fair i do have the bonfire i mean he's definitely going fast he's definitely ahead of me i think but i've been doing all right i don't know why i'm trying to do this okay grab the bond part i mean i hope there's like a super broken patch for eldon ring because even if there is you know that it's just like more con it's more categories more things to do because it's obviously gonna get fixed even if it ends up being a thing to parry this [ __ ] now my fairy walks are actually pretty good still got the hang of it all right so we're just gonna say goodbye to guardian dragon well uh we'll be back later hey mcfly what's up dude i can drop some [ __ ] on here maybe i should keep my repair powder what'd you say oh yeah yeah the in the crypt do we need a ferocious how tall am i um i am like five nine not that tall hey elias thank you for the 43 months dude okay guys so we don't need anything here i guess i'll pick up the soul do these lizards respawn if you come back they do no oh god oh my god like if you if you like they're not like gone forever right you just have to reload the area are you in full screen yeah you can actually do rbo almost completely in dark souls 3 as well funny enough okay so we're just collecting some souls guys so i can get old we're gonna be using one of like the strongest melee weapons in the game for this round hey fiber this uh old patch dark souls 3 hey shadow killer yeah it's been a long time since i've done this category i don't think very many of my viewers remember this either all right all right ash and missed heart first split oh god now king spring okay yeah i definitely get the weapon first let's do some dupes is it that bad yes oh god was it it was fine for for a while though yeah i don't know how much i should do 80k did you item box yeah okay yeah they patched this dude uh i'm just trying to think because you are like really [ __ ] happy with this weapon it's my only concern i'm gonna get like 200k whatever i heard i was the biggest cuck on twitch thanks thank you mario appreciate it buddy nice uh okay so yeah now to forced oh actually [ __ ] i should level up first yeah that was a mistake yeah what are the stats for the weapon the 30 frames r60 strength but 32 so yeah 30 strings does it need decks no okay i'm thinking of the dragon tooth yeah let's get some help and [Music] i might actually get some fit some endurance i guess yeah sure that looks good i guess i mean we're pretty much going to two-handed the whole time so oh yeah i need to save some for resonance wall bomb time oh yeah i'm gonna get a few extra fire bombs i think this is where we get the weapon from the corner i'm not even using riva tuner glitch now they're just new best i'm trying to think is there anything else i want oh yeah it's here that's the first thing you saw mine oh cool man nice chemical um [Music] oh even more than that sharon oh is it like it's not all bosses oh yes it is oh okay it's two two four hours um i can get you guys like something to heat up after like pizza or something yeah pizza is good i guess yeah we could pause the race actually and eat that's good yeah let's get some pizza maybe do you hear that um yeah you know i'm gonna do the same thing wait [ __ ] i didn't get the other [ __ ] bonfire in airy dude i don't think i did oh my god they don't get much oh wait no i did they don't no did you ooze no okay i'm gonna use my ooze and then go get more like resin or something i think yeah i think you need to like all right guys we're gonna try to kill some lizards wish me luck yeah okay one large shard i need this guy to [ __ ] do that what is he doing honestly good idea they don't respawn right i don't think they're actually oh god oh my god yeah he is pretty tanky scriptural distinction right i don't even know i well we really need to we can do them like buy a heel spell this should be okay come on yeah yeah there are what is he doing what do you drop flame quartz gotcha i have insane smelter resist ring i guess final boosting with this weapon in your hands i am it still feels like it's really really bad i don't think any of them are good okay guy over here okay three tight knight shards two type of shards we're actually pretty even right now one large and a chunk okay that's good nice okay i have six large now i just need one chunk and then i'm actually good what's he doing oh god oh yeah yeah i can get the one by uh yeah yeah okay and then i can get the one before king's area okay nice perfect yeah i'm gonna get the shaded ruins junk go get that right now so i can get plus eight no banana pizza also siamese toad thank you for the prime set i don't know if i should get the quarantity i guess i will do that come on he's [ __ ] gonna kill me oh my god dude [ __ ] oh oh did you plug it yeah i did at least i think all right time to get some gold sign dirty gold pine let's go i wasn't dragonary i was collecting materials i need to get some more endurance let's go chunk uh i don't know i killed the one lizard that was like up the ramp by the first dragon i don't know if you killed that one yeah did you kill the one that was like in the like before you go up to the dragon there's like one near some eggs okay i'm not sure then i just i killed the three lizards near like the drag the second dragon and then there's also one on like the little the ledge that you drop onto yeah but you could get the one in the gutter hob's on final game i wonder what the chance of him choking is i need a bow i don't think so oh oh yeah for war good call i always just think like i only need it for the dlc it's good for warp as well let's get some more endurance [Music] endurances all right come on first trap every walk [Music] yeah i don't need any more chunks though it's all good because i'm gonna get uh i'm gonna get three chunks and a slab over here and then we will have everything we need for plus ten thirty minutes in no boss killed let's go that's the garbia you balled off thank you dude we're trying to reinforce the giants warrior club to plus them because this weapon is very freaking good going to a carne asada for your birthday all right sounds good ultra steampunk have a great great birthday did that go in he's 18 now uh what comfy to sit there new boost uh it's not the greatest chair but he does have a pillow at least yeah yeah i saw batista although i don't really know if it's like i don't is that even useful i guess it actually does save time probably like after you get the have i played a house of ashes yet have you read my title yet okay i don't even need to talk to grant this i don't even need to talk to this guy oh wait well i guess i do actually talk to him because i need to get in at least oh yes i forgot about that i kind of want to get the royal soldiers ring that's probably oh wait this isn't even the [ __ ] royal soldier's ring where is this is it in here oh my god oh my god help me too yeah wait where'd you die the gate oh [ __ ] well don't worry i'm stalling anyways why do these [ __ ] guys respawn that's actually [ __ ] up honestly i'm probably not well i can get it with bino boost i guess if you perry walked it will fix true what the hell was from thinking about making these guys please now we're fine all right okay now we need to do oh [ __ ] hell we need to do a mirror night skip scary let's grab this mushroom actually what does the ring do uh it's just for equiplob because my character is like so [ __ ] heavy [Music] [ __ ] dude oh yeah i gotta oh i just used my effigy i actually hate that too much yeah i guess you technically can make that sentinels despawn if you kill them like seven uh is it i can't remember how many actually yeah i think you're right all right yeah i played song before come on first try harry walk nope hey diner down why didn't i save quit you can't quit out when you're invaded all right let's see if i remember how to do this so yeah we are going to try to skip uh mirror night now guys so we're gonna go over here we're going far out my dudes oh [ __ ] okay so we want to go all the way out here start running here we should get to a like a corner yeah yeah so do we jump in the corner premiere night skip yeah yeah so if we jump here we should fall down oh yeah we're in the royal soldiers ring was not a good idea does this give me it saves me one tier amazing what happened to my cam oh weird [Music] i hate being hollow in this game it's so ugly oh yeah i'm not gonna go this way you don't have the cavern do you nope hey babylon's thank you for the six months oh god that was almost really bad actually yeah this skip is actually like my nemesis dude you just gotta go like super wide if i remember i appear right oh yeah yeah true i gotta kill this lady waiting on that boss kill we'll get there do you have to like jump up yeah i jumped up please don't fall we're just going to skip demon of hatred themed there we go almost at final boss um we're getting there why does the cam keep oh wait is oh my my um touchpad is for some reason bound to my damn hotkey weird i don't know if i should buy any mushrooms it's probably fine come really scares me by no boosting in this area all right we're getting the super strong ring oh chat that's it's in the next room where the staircase is yeah like so yeah this ring helps with uh my god [ __ ] ghost i think they're so yeah they're actually so strong oh no i spawned the [ __ ] ghost is it gonna go after me oh yeah i gotta go all the way around wait can you do this skip with the hollow yeah okay oh [ __ ] i think larksa can't find the key i could have yeah let's just can you not find the key there don't worry guys he wrote is is us all right guys just short short intermission uh but don't worry both of us both of us are just chilling it's all good chat yeah we got some pizza we're just gonna eat real quick we're not gonna eat pizza in the bedroom oh yes we are it's gonna stop us all right although this is quite hot i feel a little scared of burning my mouth did we buy banana pizza no not that hot yeah i hate burning my mouth so i'm just going to chill for a sec my hair is beautiful today oh thank you can you even get banana pizza here i don't think so it's crazy if you can yeah i think that's just like a swedish thing yeah speeds are insane although there was a place in the u.s where you could get apple on a pizza and look at that larksa ordered it once [ __ ] [ __ ] apple on a pizza [Laughter] oh my god man what is wrong with swedish people i i can pause the timer if you guys really want to it really doesn't make a difference but there you go is that does that make you feel better does that help your ocd chat powdered deer penis what the [ __ ] that sounds that sounds delicious i wonder if you can get like uh kangaroo on pizza in australia i know you pranked her in finland so yeah what reindeer reindeer oh god well cause like kangaroo the kangaroo they literally that they're like an invasive speech no they're not endangered bro kangaroos are like omega there's like too many of them they're like a [ __ ] nuisance they like kill them and use them for everything they make like bags out of their nut sacks and stuff yeah emus i think well australia had a war against the evenings the emir they lost oh no you have an emu farm yeah yeah i don't think kangaroo is very good but i wouldn't be surprised if they put it on pizza anyways but yeah i think kangaroos not very tasty it's delicious oh okay we'll never mind them it's easy to overcook oh okay similar to horse yeah they use horse for like their burgers here in uh in belgium don't let larson know that i said that though what did i say oh god she heard me hey joram normally i like the crust but this crust is not that good it tastes kind of funky did you finish metroid dread german hey super seizo thank you so much for the prime sub uh i said did you did you finish metroid dread you were playing it right i think yeah the pizza's alright yeah yeah metroid dreads like amazing so good have you played the metroid games new best i played super metroid oh nice wow that's all i played as well well and metroid's right now do you have a switch yeah you should play metroid dread yeah it's basically like a modern super metroid more or less although it is it's a little bit more linear looks like the only downside yeah you should play super metroid charm if you haven't it's the best food that i had where i'm at probably the ramen the problem is really dude yeah yeah dude the i i gotta say the worst thing that i've had in belgium is the mexican food it is disgusting what about that well first cook your own oh yeah oh yeah guys you got to hear this [ __ ] yesterday hold on let me find okay guys yesterday we went to a burger place okay and they had a steak available sizzling steak sizzling steak it was called or something irish sizzling steak i don't know anyways so we they didn't so you had to first off you had to order using your phone you like scanned a qr code and then you put in your order and so all of us did that right we had like eight people and all of us you know used our phone scanned and put in like sent our order in online or whatever and now they [ __ ] up all of our orders like they gave newbust ordered nachos and he got them after like an hour after we finished everything they they forgot like like things were coming out like all over the place we had to keep telling them like what we wanted but that wasn't even the worst part cb raffle and i both ordered a steak and the [ __ ] the steak how did the nachos take an hour well it's not that they took an hour it's just they completely forgot about them and we asked them like three times about the nachos and they just kept forgetting but anyways the steak they so when you ordered it they didn't give you an option for the temperature right you know you ordered like rare medium rare medium well done whatever uh and they didn't give you an option so we we asked the waiter we're like uh like there's no temperature option like what what do like we both want medium and he's like okay like what what do you want we told him medium and then when we finally get the stakes when we finally get the stakes he he gives us to them on like this sizzling plate and he's like okay if you want it uh medium rare leave it on the plate for one minute if you want it uh or if you want a rare leave it on the plate for one minute medium rare two minute medium three minute uh so and so on so forth and we're like uh what like he they give you a [ __ ] sizzling plate and they're like cook it yourself basically and like like what dude like okay if they told us that ahead of time that would be okay but the thing is i left the stake on the plate like the entire time and it was it's it was still like medium or like medium rare and they didn't even tell us that it was so [ __ ] scuffed dude it was like the most scuffed restaurant experience i've ever had it was it was something yeah yeah it was it was ridiculous at least the milkshake was good yeah the milkshake was good did i tip no [ __ ] no i mean you don't have to um you expect to be told that when you mention how you want to cook yeah that's the thing he's like how do you want it cooked he asked us that yeah and then he gives it to us he's like cook it yourself [ __ ] [Laughter] okay it was it was so scuffed dude give me my money back yeah that's so stupid i should pay you for cookies uh i paid for that i mean yeah i'm not i'm not the type of guy i'm not a [ __ ] like karen i'm not going to be like oh this is [ __ ] give me my money back okay i mean which honestly you'd be justified asking like like asking for your money back or like a discount or something uh what were you saying to be prepared you didn't have the serious steak the only thing was done it was here already yeah yeah it was just seared and then they just give it to you and it's on a sizzling plate yeah no that's not even being a karen i mean it's it's understandable because that's that's just [ __ ] but you know i'm just i'm not the type of guy to complain either way in in most cases like honestly the stake still turned out okay but it was just such a it was such a weird experience like i've never had to cook my own steak if they told me ahead of time like you're gonna have to cook it yourself then i would have like probably changed my order all right i'm gonna get another drink uh i don't know if you wanna get some more food or i'm down to just start again if you want slash oh yeah guys i didn't tell about the mexican food yeah the the mexican food here is terrible dude it was so bad it was just like the it was so weird like the tacos i was like ordering tacos and they the tacos had like 15 things in them like porn [ __ ] it had some really weird stuff i can't even remember exactly like corn and a taco i don't know if i'm just crazy but that is some weird [ __ ] well the thing is larx and i have we've traveled to mexico twice i love corn too but not not in a taco um i've traveled to mexico twice for like oh i've stayed there for over a month now and the mexican like i'm i'm a bit spoiled now right like having mexican even in the us is kind of scuffed a lot of the time like it's just so it was so good in in mexico hey sour nuts thank you for the 43 months mexican food good in mexico i mean yeah like obviously i'm it's obvious i guess but well i will say in the u.s you can get a lot of good mexican food because well there's a lot of mexicans at least in certain states i don't think i've seen a single mexican person in belgium i'm not gonna lie like legit it's actually kind of insane okay ready to continue are you good yep ready okay all right three two one go ring oh yeah so how many jumps is it for this okay oh the timer sorry this is why i didn't want to pause it okay one two all right now we get the king's ring everybody boom boom split all right uh now we go i guess we actually can just go through the king's gate oh i see [ __ ] i guess i can just do these with plus eight that'll be fine yeah probably should have upgraded but actually uh this is vanilla dark souls 2. this is like old patch [ __ ] dude some old school [ __ ] do i try to make them fall off probably not i guess i could try like once yeah they die really fast the shields man come on [Music] no what happened i i died got greedy man i thought i could oh i thought i don't know what happened god damn it i don't have an effigy either [ __ ] are you fighting duo okay that's tragic dude it's a scholar does it look like scholar well i guess you can't really tell right now well you should be able to tell based on what i'm doing but not everybody is super knowledgeable about this stuff did ella flake on this yeah just you know the usual i think ella was excited to come but he well yeah he was a bit of a three head unfortunately maybe i'll kill oh no no no so oh oh yes i just wanted oh my god dude i'm slowing down [Music] i'm going back i'm getting plus getting plus 10. i did level up adaptability actually i have 95 agility uh well about my stats a bit more yeah the enemies in this game are very slow oh [ __ ] i need to go get the cat ring well i don't need to but i'm just gonna go up okay nice is belgium strict uncovered uh precautions yeah i would say so i suppose you have to make a reservation like anywhere you want to go because of cohen oh man yo what's up taka the mr takahashi oh [ __ ] i'm gonna have to do this like ultra scuffed jump attack setup my [ __ ] gesture menu isn't this is trash oh my god no dude what's the [ __ ] gesture menu on keyboard mouse g nope i don't know nope this is still [ __ ] this is so free if you have gesture but if you don't have gesture it's just like rash please no baby jump i guess i could have went oh yeah i've around enough all bosses oh no no heads farming for souls killing venture can be a pain oh no it'll be fun oh god true oh yeah [ __ ] we wait can we even kill him with this thing oh yeah oh god oh [ __ ] me i forgot this is actually gonna be [ __ ] yeah it's it's just okay okay back to nashandra so yeah uh we have to kill vendrick from all the bounds on this run and his knees can send you like flying into outer space so well we'll see what happens i guess the other guy's set up is sag i mean he's playing on controller it's honestly fine you reset i mean we're not gonna we're just doing this race for fun hey shatter lock thank you so much for the 40 month resub where is carmel knee what the [ __ ] is that are you talking about karmic koala she does so much that's a dirty combo oh god please work if i have to watch the credits okay thank god so yeah if you if you homework bone too late there guys uh you have to watch the credits there's like seven minutes unskippable [ __ ] it's bad okay so let's get my vid up a bit more i'm also going to get some health so vendrick doesn't kill me yeah thank you for the 16 months nick yeah none of you guys have seen a mythic skip before or uh there there's some there's some pretty funky skips in this run let me just say that much you're in for a treat i love being able to just use items while running it's so nice oh wow god this thing [ __ ] shreds oh my [ __ ] god that was uh the eating the foot rtsr setup doesn't actually work on this patch on this patch his foot does like twice as much damage like i think it would one shot me and i also don't have bright book so i don't have the defense on this like oh god how am i oh that is so greedy that is all right guardian dragon time yeah unfortunately this weapon actually got nerfed quite a bit um on current patch they made it so like the r2 doesn't like do as much damage if i remember right oh that was bro yeah but it's kind of my fault i could have killed him already easily oh nice second that's cool man have you pulled guardian dragon yeah okay are you gonna do it with three giant souls no i'm gonna get them all well actually wait i guess oh [ __ ] i'm going the wrong way i guess i'm doing the kale strats oh yeah yeah i'm gonna get my health a little bit more too how many jumps do you need to do for this kale strawberry i guess i could just jump like down if i need to yeah you want to have baseball all right chat now we jump six seven eight nine oh come on watch me out oh god this fight's concerning no i didn't do enough jumps and i'm not gonna make i should have jumped a bit more carrying the sky is actually painting like this okay 40 okay from kale yeah okay [Music] nine ten 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18. okay here we go chad i hope i don't like hit the [ __ ] branch and fall down get me out remind her to get the bus still on fire after oh yeah we i'm doing the double parry strap yeah i don't know like the visual cue yeah it's free [Music] my prairie walks have been getting used all the way around so back to our lovely purple color oh how about act broken edgar who ventured oh firebomb oh yeah you need to go like upgrade it oh i guess did you kill the gulch guys yeah i did okay or like two yards next objective well we're going to go get the final giant soul from the giants down here in the gutter and then then we do venture as well the go-to emote for demon of song i don't really think there is one scared me hey sergeant kills when is all achievements i don't know if i'm gonna do ds2 ball achievements again not a big fan of just like farming just like dark souls this is dark i speed round neo i did i guess i'll go talk to grand all as well okay i need to level up my help so vendrick don't doesn't kill me [ __ ] i might have to do hey have her be thank you for the 44 months seek the king i need 12 decks yeah i only have eight you don't even have the stats to use it oh i mean i can shoot him oh [ __ ] yeah i need to get more help i do not want to get one shot oh man i got a dupe again vicious i'm gonna cheat guys i'm sorry oh [ __ ] my adp is high now as well the higher your adp the harder it is to do because these the soul pops faster no i failed it i failed it again nice okay well uh how many times have you been are you still shooting him yeah oh god okay this should be enough help 44 hopefully time to get [ __ ] knocked off arena good luck did you upgrade the bow yeah okay [Music] all right well i guess we're tied up now i have to aggro him though um i do not want giant souls in my hop bar hey mr understood okay guys we got our good friend bendrick now we're gonna shoot him in the butt yeah it's very dangerous is that what killed you probably get counter hit as well you're like in an r2 it hits you wow he agreed really fast oh god [ __ ] oh no no no patrick no oh he missed scary dude i got a good strat here six six six damage smoke shake it seems to avoid his doing space like this at least what version is this uh very old patch version don't worry they still met this skip i kept doing like running attack for uh i got him like stuck on the the bags and just like i just ran away from his attack and then just did like a running r1 and just did that over and over i was too scared uh let's see demon of song i got attacked by a mosquito last night again guys [Music] can i perry walk the demon of song here [Music] do it [Music] no i don't even know how to parry walk to him though because you still have to go through the fog gate no matter what right yeah basically oh you can not go through the fog gate no no you have to go through them oh i see what you mean hard is ring city uh that's not too bad dude behind me yeah it's the guy that i'm racing it's new best oh all right oh [ __ ] are you guys ready for old patch mirror night i don't think you are i got launched again yeah i did a baby strap i guess [Music] hey applebee oh god maybe he won't do the lightning [Music] a [Music] oh no is he one-shotting you or oh okay oh i see yeah you should just do the the baby strap yeah if you run away you'll just always do like one hit combo don't worry i i failed myth to skip once you'll that's right back up is it larksa behind me do you know what larksa looks like man have a good night's dentist thanks for stopping by dude oh i have ptsd from this guy i'm gonna level up a bit more and pop some souls i'm actually kind of scared of dark lurker skip i really don't remember how to do this very well my vr headset has not arrived yet unfortunately 36 equipment nice okay uh we gotta go to i haven't talked to the one shade of woods yet uh yeah hopefully the the vr headset has been stuck at the warehouse for like [ __ ] forever now it's been at the brussels warehouse for like six days they just i don't know it needs it needs to like get clearance or something dude belgium is just so like so just [ __ ] oh god did that actually work what did he say about belgium it says [ __ ] there are two things i'm super solid hearing in belgium and larson those two i hear them everywhere through the biggest doors well you know what's funny it went through uh it went through france in one day like it went to france and then left like the same day where the [ __ ] is he why is he gone oh [ __ ] me uh yeah okay i gotta go back yeah i boned out during the dialogue yeah there's three in this area in the chest in case you need them or you can get the ones that uh four dragons there i guess it's a five there i'm assuming you bought the ones from malencho oh uh yeah i guess you're right jorm it's probably because it's going through it's not like being delivered to grants but rather going through it that makes sense i suppose uh what am i doing yeah hopefully i can do the re4 vr stuff soon like tomorrow i guess or well probably not tomorrow in the next few days okay five effigies it's not the greatest yeah we're squad streaming right now in case anybody wants to uh yeah listen to miranda twice oh my god okay good all right so we gotta go ahead and jump through this hole in the wall it's funny if there was no hole in this wall i don't even think you could do dark workers good yeah it's perfect that's i think i knew okay so we need to jump over it's the here of the whole scenery i guess okay so we go this way let me get up here we want to get the height with this thing let me go all the way around okay okay now we run forward here oh god this is kind of concerning chad oh okay we got it i think look at star quicker chat like spawn his ai triggers oh darker does so much damage damaged uh they're like to the left uh of the big frog in like a chest it's wooden though so careful it's like by all the lion warriors and the cursed pots all right guys uh let's see now we go to [Music] the copes oh i didn't kill alyssia uh well not quite right i have to oh yeah i haven't done dragon rider skip yet i was thinking i already did it yeah yeah i did in the practice my parry walks have been quite good today i wasn't surprised all right guys so we are going to dragon rider right now so we go to this item look over here the building until we see the candles and we jump once let me go back towards the items bonfire okay [Music] please stop this i don't know why i did this chat i just wanted to hit her with the r2 on the ledge npcs are insanely tanky not uh actually fully she is just insane like lysia is the strongest i i i swear she's like the strongest enemy in the entire game she has like 8 000 health and can heal herself like i've done some meme runs before where i send her here but like i didn't have enough souls or something so i just i i decided to just try to kill her for the the item and i've like completely soft locked my run basically because of that because you she heals for like 3 000 health unless you have like a really strong weapon you pretty much can't kill her yeah if you have the right weapon it's fine but like if you're trying to if you're trying to kill her with some like [ __ ] weapon it's bad [Music] oh you can poison her oh no what are you on right now we're trying to get rid of rick hard oh yeah let's see damn you're you're doing you've killed uh like mirror knight and yeah wow you're doing really really well actually closer than i thought oh i cheated okay all right guys time for skelly lord skip is there a way to do skelly lord skip with just one periwatt okay well i don't know because i i i normally like very merciless oh yeah like if you if you do it with one you have to be really careful though right okay so we go across from here guys and we go backwards all right i hope you guys are ready for one of the most [ __ ] skips in the room oh okay guys so we need to go into uh we need to go into here and we need to jump around 160 times count with me chad why because [ __ ] iron keep is insanely high up i think it's like 160 right we're at 50. there's people in your chat believing in anubis 25 did you find your character hundred my trolling i am absolutely not okay 140. let's do a few extra for safe measure okay chat so now we need to run to the right until we get launched out of here preparing for liftoff chat now there's a chance when i get launched out of here that my character will instantly die and that's uh that's really fun when that happens all right [ __ ] up why is that holy [ __ ] i'm far away did it work uh yes i can still [ __ ] this up it's not done yet well this this skip just took a lot of testing you don't see we didn't even really think it was possible but we just kept trying and [ __ ] worked eventually okay so we actually have a visual cue that we need to use here chad we need to use this uh windmill so we need our character's waist to be in line with this which is pretty much what we have perfect good setup and now we need to go over here until we hit a wall with some candles torches i believe okay you can hear the torches so now we go around like this until we get inside this area nope no we mess it up we mess it up hold on reset well don't reset fully but gotta go back well it would be quicker to walk through obviously but we're we're doing there's a speed run well this is a reverse boss order run okay it should be oh okay so we'll know if we're in the right area if we're in a box okay we're in the box chat now we jump the oink hey the wall thank you for the seven months and return of the jack thank you for the 22. oh my god carrying these guys is really fun by the way come on [Music] there we go my parole so we're going to skip to old iron king mr oink just going to walk through the wall luckily we have a nice visual cue for mr oink so what are you on right now in this room is like the worst feeling ever it's almost as bad as failing memphis could uh i mean that doesn't necessarily matter right as long as it's the end of any one of the like lord souls oh [ __ ] that space so close did i win the first race we're still in the same race my dude bob has five bosses left do you think he'll make it uh probably what game is he on ds2 oh yeah not even p fails that would be pretty embarrassing honestly imagine getting hit in dark souls 2. the only thing that really would really scare me in dark souls 2 of getting hit by is a throne duo but even then if you play it really safe but i don't really think there's much of a threat i can't wait for the reddit threads tomorrow of people saying that hob is the first person to ever no hit all the games who is there's a guy named dobby who did it like a year ago i think this he also finished his god run with ds2 i mean it makes sense to put ds2 at the end it's by far the easiest at least any percent i gotta say all bosses ds2 is like the hardest which is kind of funny but any percent is very easy [Music] all right have a good night sleep buddy oh [ __ ] i have to do mythoskip again i forgot well mini method skip oh [ __ ] can i go he did ps2 all bosses in dlc uh yeah he did i believe i'm not saying that he i'm not saying that well not that you're implying anything like that i believe he did ds2 uh all boss's no hit yeah oh hello buddy okay we got to do a little baby skip here we got to get up to we got to get past uh covetous theme so i don't really remember how many jumps we have to do for this one orgy is the dedicated jump counter thanks porgy all right 40. oh no damn it that's what i'm always scared of can i parry these guys i don't think so [ __ ] i don't think there's any pair of variable enemies here i gotta go back [Music] where are you at now by the way how many people you're in chat have seen the house of ash's game been thinking about like i really want to play i'm going to play that soon how how does it compare to uh yeah it's the horror game i'm gonna play it in like a few days how does it compare to like little hope i played the hour-long demo though it goes better gotcha you want to watch me play well i will be playing it soon tundra thank you for waiting for me to play yeah i wasn't a big fan of little hope personally i just hated the ending of little hope co-op with karmic uh no i don't think so doing co-op with the somebody who doesn't speak your language is i mean he speaks english but he needs to like he doesn't want to speak english on his stream so the ending is still bad well i'm sure it's better than little hope uh i don't think i'm gonna speedrun god of war but i definitely am gonna play through it on pc absolutely one global and four silvers that's so [ __ ] up that you can even get oh almost how's the run going it's pretty good actually we've got most the skips like within a few tries nice all right covetous [Music] i'm gonna go back in level up why not is rbo any percent possible well any percent in this if you're talking about true any percent any present in this game is only three bosses so it's basically like reverse anyways and any person in this game you kill giant lord and then you killed uh grown duo and the chandra that's it uh you can do reverse bosses in ds3 as well on old patch and also maybe dark souls you can do somewhat reverse in dark souls one not like fully but there is a giant spider boss yes [Music] you are correct yeah i mean you can't do like true reverse boss order in any of the games but you can get pretty damn close like in dark souls 3 you can do any boss except uh gun deer i think like you obviously have to do you have to do you decks well actually you technically can even skip few decks i think but you need you need like a failing hard pretty sure the giant record attempts what do you mean like any percent uh you don't he doesn't actually give you the sword help believe it or not uh it's like odd you automatically get it like if you skip him you can actually put this the coil in still even though like you know you pull it out of him but it doesn't actually give you anything also some people don't know this guys but in this fight you can actually shoot down these uh what oh hold on i need i need iron i need to use my iron arrows you can shoot down these pots i don't know why they even added this mechanic considering how easy covetous is anyways but yeah you can um you can shoot down these poison pots and he'll eat the hollows i swear there's another [ __ ] mosquito in here dude yeah he heals a little bit but it's like barely anything oh he missed wait does he full can you not eat anymore no no go get the food yeah he even funny like it's a really rare attack but covetous also has an attack which removes all of your armor he like eats it off of you it doesn't it doesn't like remove it but yeah just unequips it like you don't you don't lose the armor or anything this is such a weird boss would i prefer it if i if he ate it absolutely [Music] he did it to you on your first fight skeleton am i gonna play the auto mechanic simulator uh no i don't think so are you doing method skip right now yeah sure good luck why not it's amazing i mean if enough people want me to i guess i will but uh focused on horror month anyways i gotta say i'm pretty excited to play re4 in vr hopefully the headset gets here this week am i going to play scratches for october what is that how long am i in belgium for uh till like the start of december so another like month a little bit longer is that a horror game or whatever let's go yolo chat kill all the [ __ ] skeleton mods fight the army it's a little scary dude i feel like i'm getting bitten by this [ __ ] mosquito right now i don't even know where this mosquito came from i closed the window i don't want another mosquito on my bed tonight are you in the box yeah oh yeah you got it done i don't is i don't think it's really possible to fail it at that point i thought there's like a gate there though yeah but it's not well oh really okay nice once it sucks your blood it'll leave you alone that is absolutely not true maybe it'll leave you alone for like half an hour there's mosquitoes in belgium yeah apparently dude we're in we're in the like fourth [ __ ] floor of this apartment complex and i opened the window for like 10 minutes and the mosquitoes somehow come in like what are mosquitoes doing four stories up in the [ __ ] city like why are they even here you know i don't get it [Music] light i don't think there's any light though normally i open the window when it's like dark so i don't i don't even know how they're like what they're sensing yeah i know that they follow co2 but okay go max thank you for the 16 months all right [Music] can you kill the chariot without closing the game oh the gate yeah you can with spells you could even do it with melee but it would be very painful you you can only hit him like once every time he passes by okay yo buzzer beater thank you for the bits dude thank you very much buddy yeah you guys want to see uh you guys want to see some hot action all right i just need her to give to open up her butt for me [Music] there we go and uh that's not good everybody hey mr bubbles thank you for the three months thank you so yeah she um we're just we're just riding najka just another day it's another day on the job oh we stunned her hey bertingas thank you for the 31 months bob is mega stalling yeah well he probably has like 10 billion viewers right now so he's got to get that ad revenue dude yo what's up deck yeah anubis is here until uh tomorrow we're just chilling tonight deck says hello new best oh god i gotta say i was like a little bit worried about doing rbo but it's actually uh it's turned out surprisingly well oh no starting to get tired i did not kill freya now i this is the one boss so there actually is a skip for najka uh but it's it's horrible it's like the worst skip in this run so we just decided not to do it because well we just didn't want to so i guess i could have tried it to let anubis catch up but i just it was just not it's just such a bad skill [Music] uh yeah i speed around demon souls remake when it came out i haven't really been uh i haven't really had any interest in running it again as of late though yeah this is old patch which is why i can run so fast in case anybody was wondering does speedrunning make you hate the game uh and in some cases it can i mean at the end of the day the reason you don't you don't speed run games that you hate i mean you can definitely get frustrated though oh my god yeah re 3 remake well i didn't hate re 3 remake though i i kind of like i still think re3 remake is fine casually but as a speed and well even as a speed run it's good but on hardest difficulty the speed run is [ __ ] how long do you think it's gonna take hob to kill those final three bosses probably like two hours four hours hour long break between each boss the omega [ __ ] stall strats dude it's been reading sub notifications yeah bone out because of bad rng one more hour what bosses does he even have left duo nashandra and the elstad i guess i don't know oh giant lord right i was thinking bell stop but yeah giant lord yeah makes sense [Applause] giant lord's actually a little bit scary i i wonder what uh i haven't actually really paid attention to what they do or giant board in the no hit run i i assume they don't they don't hide behind the wall do they and like buff up they must know about the paper wall this damage is so good [Applause] and shoot him yeah yeah i guess i'm just i'm thinking about like he has he has like one attack that he'll do as you're like approaching him and uh yeah i don't know i don't really watch no hit run so i'm just i'm not really sure like in the speed run there's just a chance that you die because sometimes vendrick's attacks will go through the wall or not vendrick sorry giant lords attacks we'll go through the wall okay matches and boys the boys i wish i had the royal rap uh music are you uh what are you on now okay reds rats i can i can just turn it on myself [Music] i'm starting to get low on heels i don't think i have very many bosses left though it's not done now this category is [ __ ] long dude well can be what's the record for this like an hour and a half even less maybe something i forgot to use the charcoal pine [Music] what yeah i know you should even when i think somebody's joking on the off chance or not i just respond legitimately hey pure i was happy bob 20k viewers uh because he is almost done with his no hit run which he has been busy doing for like his entire life it's like his entire life has been leading up to this moment people want to watch it that sounded sad i'm just joking i mean i am and i'm not it is kind of true dude's been [ __ ] trying that for like forever okay please mr rat okay [ __ ] ass dude [Music] i think so i don't have the patience for no hit runs honestly oh [ __ ] honestly though speedrunning is like different i tried like the no hitmon and it's just i don't know i've my biggest issue is like you have to do everything so slow that when you do make a mistake it just feels so much worse like in a speed run at least it's like in a speed run it's it's like okay well we'll get another run going and you know maybe it'll be even better right but in the no hit run it's like you can't do you can't do it better you you either you get hit or you don't yeah there's not like like unless there's like you're doing like a no-hit speed run but yeah there's people who do no hit speed runs no head month was a sub goal it was not actually it was not a shuffle i mean no hit runs and speed runs are both hard like it's all it's all like relative i guess well the thing is getting the thing about no hit runs is that especially if you're trying to do like chain them together like hop does is that uh it's you need to play extremely cautious like you don't want to do it fast because when you're doing like a bunch of games in a row like he does you can't afford to take risks because it just takes too long come on rotten give me that new dead arm oh yeah i have no idea yeah trying to be honestly trying to beat some of the records in the souls games is like it's it's just horrible at this point the games are so optimized that you just like you you really you have to just commit like so much time to it like if i want to get record in ds3 all bosses or like ds2 all bosses at this point i have to probably commit like three to six months maybe like a year of basically just playing the game like non-stop not doing anything else it's just it's brutal dude yeah and then you have people yeah people in my chat i like start running dark souls iii and they're like are you gonna get records soon oh you haven't got a record yet and they're kind of they're kind of memeing but some of them are just pretend you're the best souls runner yeah the only game that i will be able to omega grind at this point is eldon ring and definitely omega grind alden ring yeah it's not like that's a surprise to anybody so fast oh [ __ ] we still have center gargoyles yeah sakura is also insanely optimized all right that's okay sergeant i'm not gonna i'm not gonna whine about it uh yeah you absolutely want to play with cross play also you know what's funny about uh dvd this guy dropped lingering flame what the [ __ ] i didn't even know you could do that um what was i gonna say of the 13th over dvd oh yeah right uh in in europe dude killer queues are so fast i queued for a game of dvd a few weeks ago like a week or two ago and it was instant instant [ __ ] killer cues in europe so where are you at new best brand okay nice talk to newbust more i'm sorry ascending forgiving me what the [ __ ] am i stuck on wait do i have to go around i'm confused distracts newbest where are you i am going to center yeah uh trying to get to the elevator i'm liking the perry walk oh yeah i'm getting quite tired we're not too we're we're almost done though finish off strong forgot how long this run was yeah it can be pretty fast depending on what like build you run if you're on texas it's uh it's very fast yeah so we're going to go to another escape room tomorrow chat doing like a physics based escape room tomorrow at least i think that's what it is the asylum one was actually really fun yeah yeah there's uh so the escape room we did it was in like this human experiment asylum thing and uh at the start you go into this room with like these tombstones and you need to hang the tombstones on the wall uh relative to like the size of the the grave like there's like a kid like a like a big a big guy whatever anyways you like match the sizes and then this like coffin comes out of the wall and you have to you have to get in the coffin and it like pulls you through into another room cb ruffle was like he's like pretty scared he's apparently quite claustrophobic have you have you done escape rooms before chat also jasper thank you for 11 months [Music] [Applause] we did escape we escaped with three minutes left in fact did one with your friend for his bachelor's party oh nice that's cool this weapon uses so much [Music] [Music] oh my god [Music] world's birds now hit run kappa well hob's out of content now until elden ring rip i don't seem impressed i mean it's it's no hit any percent uh okay i don't i don't i don't want to sound like a dick it's it's definitely an impressive impressive feat and i will say that i don't have the patience to do that sort of thing um but multiple people have done it as well how do you do the rats you might want to go get mushrooms from the crypt if you're having like a really bad time i used like one uh poison moss and then kind of just ran around and like healed i used some old radiance that i picked up in my train like insane crafting on the unbelievable dark yeah yeah i'm glad hobb did it good job buddy yeah i gotta say it's it's kind of sus doing no overruns off-screen i it's a little questionable honestly i mean i i think they're legit but at the same time it's like i don't i don't really know like i'm not saying that he does this but at the same time like you could have pre-recorded footage right and whenever you just don't like you're sick of this like you keep the pre keep the pre-recorded footage right and then whenever it's like oh i did these games off stream guys and it's like well i actually did this footage like [ __ ] three months ago but nobody's gonna know now i'm i'm going to give hob the benefit of the doubt and assume he doesn't do that but it it's like you're not you never know but i don't i don't think hob i don't think cobb would do that permabeat yeah congrats to hob good good job if you really who's that behind me that's newbest i'm it's not even damaged it's just the truth though not that not saying that he does that but just that honestly whenever uh whenever i see people whenever whenever people do like speed runs or things off stream it's just a little i don't really get it personally i love gifted 100 subs to hob insane i haven't even seen ella he ditched the london or the belgian talk-a-thon what's up ponce there are legit speed runs from before yeah i'm well aware of that but you also know that there's like records from people on speed runs that like there's people who have grinded the games for years right and have gradually improved and then people come out of [ __ ] nowhere and get like red that like post a [ __ ] record and there's like no footage of their improvement they're just oh though this guy just randomly got the [ __ ] record i know not everybody can stream i know that um yes rob yeah sure am i referring to squilla no no i'm just saying there's there's a lot of people that's place and i [ __ ] i don't even i don't want people to like misconstrue what i'm saying just because we were talking about hob and now i'm talking about this it's not relevant at all why should you have to show your progression you shouldn't but at the same time you shouldn't be surprised if somebody doubts you when you like literally come out of the [ __ ] blue with a run that takes thousands of hours of practice that's all so evan thank you for the four month three sub thank you very much buddy yeah this conversation was sparked not because of well it's just i don't even want to say anything because people are just gonna we're just gonna take my words out of context it's just not even worth it whatever all i'm gonna say is that hob did a great job i have no doubts about anything where's my ooze there it is let's go take a boat ride yo what's up nems [Music] i saw hob doing hitless [Music] hey lynx what's up i'm tired yeah a broken straight sword rbo the worst part about doing rbo like meme run with like a [ __ ] weapon is a freaking dark worker yeah it's so brutal especially because you have limited healing as well i remember one time we did the rbo run and i i legit just ran out of healing and it was like okay well i guess that's it yeah gg how many do you have 13 oh okay i have three yeah i did i've got three old radius now they have four bosses left i think i'm afraid of the dragon yeah true looking fancy can i re-enable three subs for points uh no well it's it's you can get one per day but you were too slow sorry dude yeah the precepts gone in like a minute or less [Music] so what you on now buddy nice yeah i have actually been nailing the perry walks surprisingly that's a surprise so much bet let's go buy some armor from mauling [Music] oh yeah i gotta spend like what is it 10k souls i can make them all in a cocky i just i don't think that hackers can like bm as bad in dark souls 2 just because of the way the game's like coded they don't have as many like tools to upgrade yeah well even like in dark souls 3 they can like send you to ng plus and [ __ ] uh like like change your bonfire location to like a void so you just infinitely respawn and die i've stuck some that means um instantly break all your [ __ ] it's [ __ ] up ooh the mirror knight armor or the center armor the penal oh yeah what is this doesn't this stuff give like adp or oh it gives a quick load does it opt it does all of it give equip no god this armor lives this armor is disgusting it's horrible oh yeah the cuffs boost pyro right [Music] uh that's more or less the idea nephilis [Music] [Music] smelter armor is also very weird looks better if you're not colored like a plum yeah maybe let's go grab the third dragon ring why not i'm getting the third i figured i don't want to finish too far ahead of you okay oh yeah it's in the chest down here at least uh it's not too much slower honestly oh [ __ ] do i have to do pursuer skip a second time oh yeah on the platform right am i doing anything else after this i'm going to bed i was out i was out in town for like eight hours today yeah it's almost like 1am [Applause] let's get rtsr for giant lord i was meeting with karmic that was fun karmic is a interesting dude the last giant is last all right rtsr set up for last giant let's go you think we can one-shot him chad i kind of doubt it yeah true [Music] i use like power within or something is power within in this game yeah sick oh wait [ __ ] i need to get rtsr you're on orange team yeah this is a very slow rtsr setup chat did i hear about happy hobby yes i've heard more than enough now happy farmer all right guys here we go and we one shot the last guys everybody go on hobbs chat and tell them i'm about to finish the rbo run of the century please oh almost well i can't one shot him i just there's no way for me to get enough damage well maybe if i had like ring of blades plus two and maybe like uh i guess i guess with elemental buff on the weapon maybe a resonance weapon yeah resonant weapon with the infusion i think you can infuse this weapon actually no you can't have bright bug not an old patch not on the vanilla dark souls all right chat well we killed all the bosses now we just run to the credits the soldiers at the king store not in the original game uh nope that's a scholar thing they like they scholar just has like a billion extra enemies pretty much boom we did it blood money six six six six thank you for the three months thank you thank you oh this was fun a blast to the past yeah yeah it's been so long since we've done this kind of run that was a lot of oh and charlie kelly thank you for the 35 months thank you buddy who bear the curse once the fire is linked souls will flourish in you and all of this will play out again by my run of dark souls 2 at gdq is so laggy i have no idea just uh i actually i really don't know i've like never seen dark souls 2 have that issue before on anybody's stream just marathon things i guess yeah gdq things why am i in belgium um visiting my girlfriend tried to sabotage my run yeah ggg look at that character new king oh my god yeah i've had a lot of waffles what lies what is is my girlfriend in the back uh yeah i'll put some caramel oh okay yeah i don't know i don't think so dude peaches [Music] oh these yeah you want one i like the peat greens pretty good all right well let's do a suit twitch bounty i guess why not all right guys we're gonna watch this uh in this video or uh this new nickelodeon show all new danger force let's go dude yeah i'm gonna put white day on my youtube channel all right let's check this out guys please diss that girl lele oh come on guys saturday danger force returns and the baddest villains are back and taking evil to a whole new level that's rick twittler whatever it is you've got planned i can definitely make it worse will they create an imposter among us probably although i say it's miles let the this the gaming danger force 4 party adventure begins saturday at 8 7 central only on nickelodeon i used to watch nickelodeon so much is this about the maker of welcome to the game what i wonder when we're going to get a get a new game from uh from adam be sick all right guys let's see when when is that when is that on uh what the heck that tv show premiered two days ago all right well anyways check it out if you want thanks guys um all right i don't know why we've been changing my title back finished five nights at freddy's three well i'm not gonna finish it tonight but i will try to finish it don't worry yeah thank you guys all for watching everybody that was a that was a lot of fun

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Published: Wed Dec 15 2021