DS2 Power Stance Smelter Sword All Bosses Speedrun (/w Double Jump)

I don't know how long this runs going to take I'm just going to clear the splits hopefully it'll be sub 3 hours I am not entirely sure who will be though hey Bob yeah this is going to be a stupid meme run really stupid one I don't know double double the jump I it's going to make too big of a difference but we'll see [Music] yeah Bob we're just we're just adding some more stupid [ __ ] on to it cuz why not it's not double jump but like double jump Heights I don't know how how much it'll affect my character okay that's decent not bad not bad I also put on a rag doll I don't know if I can maybe let's hope we don't miss her could probably jump from like right about here but I will remain who's this character named after tea valuable alright so I'm hoping I should have the stats to use these weapons wait whoa oh [ __ ] what stats do you need - uh - power stance weapons it's more isn't it dang Bob what a thread not the perfect anything but you need 50% more okay so I need 60 strengthen the the power stance these weapons I assume and I wonder if I can like do a tricky jump here where I like jumped over the railing no I took my jump is not high Oh Oh that'd be great honestly you could do some pretty pretty stupid [ __ ] with like hot if I set my jump fine high enough you can just jump jump around everywhere it's also going to do more damage a lot more damage I'm probably going to die from some jumps now honestly might be bad [Music] so I need to kill dragon rider twice and I also only have the broken straight sword so I didn't even grab the peach bonfire now that I think about it this is a problem let's split for Dragon Rider okay I'm definitely going to need to cut out up here otherwise I'm gonna get swamped by these enemies just like nothing you can do with this piece of [ __ ] weapon it's really bad you eat the souls and Chesapeake and please put out what does this Dark Souls 1 do back I cannot kill this guy if I don't put out but unless I I kill each individual enemy all the way up to the sky or somehow bug out their AI or something I don't know but look at this damage like I'm just like oh my god I'm kind of scared but I kind of want to try it oh no oh no I don't I need to set up a hotkey for the jump I you can do some tricky jumps though alright well we're back to normal jump got to go back to the other bonfire now come on let's go okay I don't think scholar is that much harder no life but I should do a meme run of it I haven't frickin downloaded it yet because I keep forgetting but yeah I should definitely do a run alright hold a sec yes that's okay did she think it's better and better ICMP [Music] actually we'll slip for dragonrider here okay I probably still don't have enough stats I don't think there's any I don't think there's any way I can freaking get enough stats power stands unless I just give myself the souls I don't think I can get 60 strength right now so there's no way I know for a fact I can't get 62 strength it's no way I have a oh you start with 11 Dex [Music] get 45 freaking 60 strength my god white dragon slayer oh man I keep forgetting got to do it this way yeah I mean there's no way to power stance and this thing is slow also I can not really move dude these things are so heavy no it's ten decks oh man this is this is a problem guys I mean I guess I can deal with the equip load it's really awful my stamina region is is god-awful it's so slow because I'm I have so much [ __ ] on me I don't know today right now hold on a sec though I want to see something I mean the whole plan for this run was to do power stance and I do not have the souls to do that right now all right how many do I need that's what I want to figure out I had about 56,000 there I think maybe it's 50 I think was 58 was 58 thousand oh my god dude this is so many levels I I don't know I guess I just got to give myself like a million souls at start not a million I need like 120,000 I'm pretty sure something like that cheater what else do it what do you want me to do I mean I could go kit I could go kill them without the power stance but I want to use the power stand okay I mean will you go what do you guys want do either one [Music] I still not pop okay do I got to do with other way [Music] what [Music] how do you is it you need 50 oh right you need the Dex - right that's why you guys were saying 15 Dex my bad I wasn't thinking about that so I need like a hundred fifty thousand souls I think that's quite a lot [Music] okay this is ridiculous what the heck man there we go okay so what's the what's the attack even I don't know oh that's pretty sick I like it all right well I guess cheater what do you want me to do lokar's what do you want me to do man what do you want from me [Music] look at this stamina region though 92% like I kind of want to give myself a ring or something because of how bad it is I don't know though 75% durability on each that is not good report this kind of speeds do it enjoy my back bend it's all over all right well I guess I can just take them off while I'm running through areas I mean I don't need them on obviously that's going to be really bad I just kind of wanted to take a look at the stand bar for a little while there no I'm not gonna level up vitality a bunch that guy Jake I'd rather just give myself like a ring or something but I think I don't know I mean I could probably deal with it but oh god I forgot about that and I jump up this top level leather straps do let's go yo nickname thank you so much for the $2 donation seems you figured that out what what am i jumping that high it's because I I turned it on with the mod just just to add to the to the run a little bit jump the gap to the throne at the end the I should that's not a bad idea maybe I'll set that up that's yeah it's a good plan okay I want to put the weapons back on back all right you my god okay now I can't move all right I'm just gonna use the ballista on that was sketchy I'm gonna use the ballista on pursuer because my durability is so [ __ ] here this is so me me yeah that's kind of the point thought I'd have fun with it make it real stupid hello angry angry octopus what's up yeah the swords are super heavy EMP this is it's been a while drizzle fizzle I need the jump higher yeah totally all right uh let's get these us actually want some boughs I guess I can level up a little bit I don't know if I should level up by tile they already have so many points putting other things that I don't really I don't know like my level ups are already so expensive I could probably like to level ups here whatever I guess [ __ ] it man it's fun alright I'm going to get the bow for the wharf because I always forget about that normally [Music] four times gems yeah four times gems would probably let me do some like some neat skips and stuff that you normally wouldn't be able to oh my god no no no no yeah you take fall damage if you set the jump higher so I don't want to kill myself with my jumps it was a little bit higher I could jump over these enemies in there so awesome awesome Oh Vic thanks for the donation so to finally caught you in action 11:00 a.m. over here gotcha man a guy's no chance all right good night person take care okay I got to take off my gear here also I want to put these on oh Jesus you know I want to drop this the eltz who actually seems really good I mean I guess it uses a little bit more this salmon of Regent is atrocious come on do something this barrel this region so bad almost Oh we stunned him you I'm wearing some Reebok pumps yeah oh no it doesn't really have any impact on the run apart from just making it a bit more me me I suppose oh gosh I forgot about that you know I could probably just jump out of the elevator I can jump onto the button here strats oh I missed oh no I think you get stuck to the it's stuck to the floor of the elevator Oh guys you know what we could do we could go for dist wharf easy-peasy can actually get it this room actually you know what I think I could just jump over like I don't even think you have to go for dis for if I think we could go for a different one probably just jump straight up we could probably do some tricky stuff here no don't don't do not not like this dude perfect you know can we jump on the boat I bet we can oh okay is this jump very by colossal no worries man oh he's staggering nice did I not pick up a oh that's such a problem guys okay this is no this is fine this is fun okay we gotta avoid that guy can make this work I really need to save these souls very important I get up here I got to get up I can get up over here okay I forget how this game works can I get up this I can definitely get up this I can't get up there though I got to get a homeward bone [ __ ] dude oh this goes upstairs okay oh oh it's still up there though I still can't get up I made a dire mistake guys no this is fine this is [ __ ] this is so [ __ ] stupid oh my god what am i doing like do all right bye mosh potato you [ __ ] heck dirty hacker I'm sorry don't hate me okay um let's get my vigor up a little bit I honestly have no idea what to even level up anymore with this [ __ ] this is uh I need to save souls anyways let's just get a bit of HP so we don't get destroyed instantly this is some [ __ ] if you don't like it you don't have to watch man I'm just doing something different for once doesn't really make a difference in the boss fights at all so [Music] I'll be around hello d dinery I guess I probably should have put it in in my stream title I can uh I can update that that I changed the jump height time for this extremely stupid fight oh Jesus what are you doing I got to go through here men rabbits we play yet night we stopped that night I'm the judge at that fat [ __ ] are not a fool - hm rats repent repent we stopped that night where oh right yeah I'm the judge at that that Mitchell of dog food I got told me - Jim - I can't do any damage to these grads yet night we stop there we go that was my stuff the judge of that that nature dr. pooja she has a pretty stupid sheet I know I know all right please crabs just pile up for me we stopped at night when the jaw hit red yeah I'm running out of life gems here oh no my durability is really bad okay I gotta attack with l1 do I have Fame okay I've got this on a charge no we pray we stop no no no no don't Rex I'm the judge yes let's do it on that's fine man all right where's the [ __ ] mohawk j-jim get out of your music I've had enough of that oh my God we're almost out of it what is happening oh [ __ ] I don't have any healing left that's fun that's fun we could we could rest at the bonfire here oh my god hey captain what's up no I don't have spooky skeletons apparently the skeleton Lords don't work with the music mod oh yeah I'm gonna grab the [ __ ] fire oh I forgot about the jumps are ready oh my god [ __ ] hell I saw MP do that once I don't think I was running fast enough hello ssl oh my god this [ __ ] run is so dumb alright let's not lose my souls bleibt I'm not blaming you in feet I've just said I saw him do it once I wanted to try flow does that everyone I don't know how it works man I don't know how it works I'm afraid I'm going to die to fold that actually no I got the cat ring I'm not gonna die to fall damage here I'll be fine oh [ __ ] oh I need these live gems all right colossal peachy I have one one Estes Bob let's actually use this since I think I've died twice we got to take take the clothes off Oh God it's a bit too loud for you oh Jesus rottens actually kind of scary because that did nothing can I chop off both his arms maybe I'm gonna try that doesn't nothing so terrible does a lot it seems like it does a lot of blunt damage so it's probably not too great come on attack me rotten oh there we go okay all right that was a bit risky probably shouldn't have jumped into him like that these I didn't notice actually going to get me always for growing it what the [ __ ] was that it does his arm get like what what just happened wait what alright that's that's the arm but why did my character like glitch out like that well so why did that do no freakin damage [Music] what a [ __ ] meme run this is dang the hitboxes it seems like the music mod has caused some problems here for some reason music plays when I'm opening that door now I don't know why and easiest sin jump of my life can you actually go this hold on I'm actually I don't know if I should do I'm probably just gonna die this is this is stupid I don't think I should go for this no you definitely can't make it over there I'm not I'm not going to try I'll just go the normal way I'm not gonna try to make skips and [ __ ] right now let's just stupid push out jump fail that's not possible Bob [ __ ] unsub dangoon so harsh you guys Oh No can we jump over the Dragon Fire what is this high jumping it's just it's just a meme run foodie that's all [Music] little gnome jump step yeah you just need cute 99 ATP it's true it's the secret Dark Souls one isn't allowed in my channel yeah that's true you know I bet if your jump height was high enough you could probably just jump into the Flynn's room all right oh that actually good okay about that missed [Music] I'm probably dead here maybe not Oh Oh that was the combo not the single attack well I got the item at least we'll be find this next time through Dark Souls 2 is twice as good yeah that's true it's freaking jump is kind of scary actually [Music] hello tube for God I got a throw skull otherwise that chicks in the wreck may please no dude no oh my god oh no haze I just want to live I just oh I love this this is just so stupid it's so unlike Dark Souls that's what makes it great all right so there's some petrified dragon bones in this area that I'm going to try to grab if I can get them why do I jump so high because of a a mod that I'm using with this run for the hell of it where is this bonfire there it is now where are the petrified dragon bones I think they're over here somewhere oh gosh can you go oh are they right here okay that's oh it's that item over there I think maybe if the left yeah yeah I know I know I I saw it guys I saw how do you achieve these jumps I'm using a mod just for this run because uh it sounded like a funny idea just for the hell of it I don't plan on doing it for all my runs or anything I'm just okay Oh God oh I got charms look at how ugly they are I've never actually seen them up close rampant cheating yeah okay I see my souls let's not lose those Bert okay I don't think I actually want to jump here also I think I want to go like this seems like all the dragon butts have not noticed me this time got a much better dragon but cycle here okay we're good it's a bit of a struggle I've never picked those up before so at least I know now it's all good a secret devil only password yeah no two souls of the great hero as I actually don't know if I can survive the drop here I'm a bit worried you guys I have 13 bigger I guess I can just take off the bow just in case I think I should be able to survive it if not this is gonna really suck but I'm gonna go for it oh god that's not even close oh my god I almost just died there because of that that would have been awful that would've been a real dumb way to die all right finally done with the DLC run-through it's uh humble up a little bit I guess let's get 20 I don't even know what to level up on this character I need to save some Souls for bright bugs we need some more skips with this jumping power [Music] okay so is one better than the other one does magic and one does fire I guess I think buyers better [Music] I'm going to be pretty low on souls here that's fun just level of both I mean that's what I'm doing but I don't know I wasn't sure which one I wanted to to be like the primary it really doesn't matter it's very negligible either way why'd I buy the effigies there well I just bought the effigies because I want to use one right now I guess I I'm gonna pick up one in the shaded woods up here so I guess I could have avoided buying them got some more light gems instead going over here right now to get the Corinth earring mainly also hopefully this guy doesn't it's nice being able to move enemies out of the way with your body in this king unlike Demon Souls Demon Souls is the worst about that [Music] demon souls is the worst hello potato head welcome to super meme run enjoy and I said it again oh you know what probably you let's go over here save the runaround yeah probably will board ye probably chef I was in the state guys yeah bad I thought I could make it I really thought I could do it oh my god are you I deserved that [Music] oh man jump higher I'm just doing it for this run because I don't know just I thought it'd be fun oh you know I don't even need to kill noshka so that you know that's fine the splits are not Nautica so I'm not doing magic right now all right let's go to sky Lords would you look Oh man this run is going to take a while I got to say it's already like 55 already 53 minutes in what the hell the DLC run-through took quite a long time all right uh let's go ahead and jump the gap here because I probably can I think oh my god this is sketchy as [ __ ] you guys I don't know if I want to do this I'm going to die I don't know if I could do it I kind of want daddy jump oh [ __ ] oh oh my god I might die here I got a foot bull I'm fighting this is not good oh no all the enemies are coming after me guys this is not good please just let me pull the lever that's all I want to do I can get on this thing so early I bet oh man was this is so stupid oh [ __ ] I need to kill I need to kill the enemy up here jump attack [ __ ] yeah I guess that's probably what I should do yeah I know I could have jumped I could jump attack I know I know I know no guys none of the skeletons dropped anything Oh oh nice okay now you still get a decent amount of iframes I think dang Ches Kiko the salt all right I got a I got a repair my weapons here okay definite auch to her I'm gonna want to buy some of those petrified dragon bones later on I came oh Jesus that's fine I wanted to use an effigy anyway so let's uh let's try that again and not be stupid and just run and grab the torch like a normal person you need to jump at it hey then pop maybe I could just go over the rock but not work that easily Oh God how does the jump work it's just a mod that I'm using drunken flower face it's not like a a glitch in the game it's a mod alright um put everything really Java stop that now get on top of him no I'll just this is gonna hurt [Music] oh the tail smash cheater unsub dang brick me I don't think I'm gonna do poison poison cool I think my stem regens a bit too iffy for that it's not a speedrun it's a Chitra that's true I'm dead I know no kill me before I use that having to take these weapons off and on is really causing me problems because like well right there I was trying to menu and I was getting demolished hot this sucks 88% freakin equip load what the [ __ ] it's those souls let me climb up right away oh my god we actually made it I don't know how but we did it coke the big stairs I've been in the big stir up the big stairs before I'm pretty sure there's nothing up there oh that was amazing that was so good all right oh my gosh she's destroying me please no out of hell mark [Music] probably just try to finish her with the L twos she's dead I got a heel here I would love to put on my armor but I'm gonna die if I don't have you so many effigies already what happens the big stairs in the Java room nothing I don't think there's anything up there if I recall correctly it's nothing special man I gotta rest like all these bonfires because my durability gets destroyed by doing like any l2s I need to level up my endurance with this thing it uses so much it's freakin ridiculous also gotta take them back out hope he stops lost where I was apparently all right I definitely want to grab the third dragon wing in the UM where is it oh my gosh I gotta take these off or at least one of them dragon arey oh my gosh no no [ __ ] I knew that trajectory was gonna get me screwed I tried to turn around in time but I couldn't oh [ __ ] nice splits thanks man there we go got it ma no level of it I have been leveling bit but not like crazy or anything oh my god talk to you there we go I'm used to the normal jump caused me some problems there also I'm actually pretty low on healing that's not good what a sight what a sight all right oh I don't have the Flynn's ring out oh that's some nice damage Wow oh he didn't do the [ __ ] I probably should not have just feel again that did a lot more damage than I expected die [ __ ] serious right now oh why did I just keep feeling like I read that's okay let's dragon the stamina region on this thing is just awful I shouldn't have ran away from him I should have just got behind him I hate not being able to roll the hole I mean I can roll I can fat roll but oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] off long nights I don't want to lose my souls here I really don't oh my god this oh this is so awkward [ __ ] hell oh there goes all my souls rip I gotta take these swords off any time any time I'm running around I gotta take them off that's what I got to do but I just lost like 120k Souls kind of sucks gotta say it's the freaking equipped load that's doing me in here I would have been fine otherwise okay this is just this is a bit of a struggle but that's like all the souls that I cheated in the that's like all the souls I just lost there so let's try this again five life gems to be fine a skull more how much damage while that does a lot should have been using that honestly Oh it's all good it's all good what's dude I'm out of healing man can't take this [ __ ] guys destroying we got him we got him this is fun unless we just got to get one or two that's it one l2 take the swords off right away oh man this jump-jump mod is giving me more problems then it's really giving me advantages or benefits our one Intel one is good okay I'll try that then when I pick up one more SS cuz no I don't need to dude see this this is what happened this is what happens when when I can jump across gaps like it's nothing I go for I go for instant Fogg gates because like I just want to and turtle turtle just destroys me this absolutely destroys me okay good look everything this run is so so bad it's so bad nice alright this is Scott how do you avoid that attack we did it for fun this is fun alright [ __ ] this oh my god come on you're telling me I can't dude no no no no get me out of here this is so bad guys oh god dude there's so many of them no [ __ ] this [ __ ] look at this guy he's just sitting there in the [ __ ] doorway oh my god it can't get me out of here I keep forgetting to put my weapons and I get put into positions like that what am I supposed to do all right this is fun this is fun do the attack man [ __ ] [ __ ] your trav oh my god how do I get that role oh come on oh my god how am I still alive all right I've got one more dragon charm I'm gonna use it right now yeah that's obviously a tea valuable it's not being at 90% of quit blowed permanently that's getting me killed and jumping it 3 2 times height or whatever I said it too I think it's two times I don't actually I once all to the herd seems good my god what am i doing Jesus this lack of healing is just it's throwing me off so much hello of AC chillin I'm doing alright man not too bad well we lost quite quite a few souls but we did it just cheatin more healing no I'll be using these souls oh [ __ ] I shouldn't have used all those actually I should have said I wanted to save one of those it's a bit of a mistake I don't know if there's any souls that I could pick up in the DLC here that are quick to grab maybe yeah I need to grab some more petrified dragon bones I'm gonna have to suicide though at the fire fire stone whatever it's called and when I do that I'm going to be completely out of souls I wonder if that's a soul probably not hopefully this doesn't kill me I can land on the top there it's good I have no idea if I should go for leap of faith what do you guys think I don't know if chats gonna be able to respond quick enough I don't think they are oh [ __ ] I guess I could try just for the hell of it actually I really don't know if I want to I'm gonna get I'm gonna go for it [ __ ] it okay the upper the upper level leap of faith that we got the slower version not going to go the other way it's easy so easy yeah it's pretty easy that's true look at how easy this is the same thing happened my other room except this time I'm not going to get killed by the lightning hopefully actually I'll probably jump over the lightning well I'm not going to jump into it okay I actually need to go back now to majula I gotta get the bright bugs and the life gems and I don't really have any souls to level up unfortunately kind of put myself into slightly bad position by dying I had like a hundred fifty thousand souls I think something something like that that's only 54,000 though alright we can do a few level ups I suppose I think I have 20 already 20 bigger yeah let's get a bit of endurance and then I guess just put the rest in a teepee I probably should have went more endurance I'm probably in a lot more I'm I think I'm gonna grab the 3rd dragon ring though did I buy enough fire bombs I did okay you No I didn't want to accidentally blow that guy up when I was fighting this chick here that was the main thing I was worried about how so I need to equip these life gems so much should I need to do in the menus and one shouter what if this guy dropped a Blackfyre bomb okay a regular speedrun but with this jump mod yeah I mean I could but I don't know I I probably don't plan on making too much of a habit out of it I'm just kind of doing it for fun right now also I need to take off these well actually I need to kill these frickin [ __ ] I might be dead here yep oh my god the fat roll is just so [ __ ] awful it's so bad it's so bad I hate it [ __ ] hate it I need to kill these enemies one by one I was going to go for the Yolo but then I realized it's a terrible idea and I realized too late do I have more effigies I do okay reset now we're not resetting no need for anything like that alright I'm gonna blow myself up on this barrel guy if I do my l2 as this welcome does fire damage alright let's just kill all these all these enemies real quick nice and easy problem we're pardon where did you come from I killed did I not did I not kill the one in the corner okay also I met over a hundred equip blue that's not good I guess she survived with like no HP how's that there's two on the other end but they don't chase they didn't chase you that fast I used my l2 on this enemy oh okay yeah and it survived with like two HP and decided not to attack me for an eternity until this that they didn't attack me until the second after I went after this check here yeah I see oh my god this is such a struggle where did that just come from I guess one of them threw it oh my god no no not like this [ __ ] sake dude awful man okay promise there also I don't think I have enough HP to actually do the drop like I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die with the cavalry on in fact I'm almost certain I will nice fat roll dodge there yeah I do not think I can survive the fall with what 20 bigger I think you it does about 80% of your HP it's it on the last run so I'm gonna have to go r1l - yeah I know I I should have done the r1 l - there I was just I haven't really used the r1 all that much actually so that's what I was going for all right that did a lot of damage I don't remember which frickin door this it is so so awful oh it's not Mary's it I don't know you guys I don't know which one it is dude this guy does so much damage I okay oh no no no no like this are you know what I'm going to go ahead and heal up that life gem oh you know I think I would have actually survived it oh well we're going to waste an effigy I don't even want to deal with that [ __ ] Oh No [Music] I'm so live okay [ __ ] hell were hour and a half and just kidding through the second DLC holy crap alright uh do I have any Souls I do not all right I got to go come nagy go the one I opened was actually the right one oh really [ __ ] whoops how can I jump that high I'm just using a mod to do it alright so there's three epigenome is and I need some souls could have just boned out now there's a Nevada round you actually don't know when is butterfly armor only round I'm not sure about that one man Oh can we uh can we get the good tail attack maybe that'd be nice come on you know you want to do it nah chica no no no that's wrong that's the wrong one it's also not there I'm right under your tail come on do them do the tail smash no fun I could have just jumped on her that's true I could have just jumped out here I guess that could have worked I do have increased jump height kind of forgot about that one I was so focused on getting the right attack I wonder if there's any any bosses that you can actually like get on top of well najuk is one of them obviously but any others I guess you can actually stand on last giant but he moves a lot super easy to fall off I was actually [ __ ] around with this mod earlier and I was just jumping around on last giant for the hell of it chariot oh you can totally ride chariot it's my durability okay the durability is actually fun the altitude I feel like the explosion looks so big but the the hit radius actually isn't as big as it as it seems try jumping on aldia yeah big old burning Haldia that seems like a brilliant idea you know I've always wanted to jump over these peasants now I can do it my dreams come true [Music] yeah it does le Summa I mean the main goal is just to use powers the power stands for the boss fights oh my goodness let's be careful here I guess I should kill these guys first you're not dead kind of want to kill them all in one hit but I don't know if I can get them to stack up enough for that I don't think I can look at how stupid these guys are I can call all three of them there it's like they don't know they don't allow what are you doing man over here what a boss what a boss fight all right let's go upgrade our weapons real quick it's a pretty big upgrade so you how's it going retract welcome to meme runs oh this is going to do is [ __ ] sauna damage well not that much mm probably potato head hey welcome back CX start okay let's equip the weapons I'm completely out of skulls now that's also not good I'm really really hoping that the L to the one-shot this guy and the pickaxe guy is not going to oh no just putting out even help or that Amith wait what okay the stamina region was so bad there was no way for me to recover enough when I was climbing the ladder it's pretty cool alright I have no idea of putting out it's gonna know I'm dead I'm just gonna die oh I'm actually in a worse spot I'm in the middle of the spiders instead of by instead of on the ladder so quitting out actually wasted time and got me killed even harder that's that's nice that's nice yeah I should have attacked around the bar I may have been okay if I attacked I my main goal was just to climb the ladder though god dang dude okay it's okay Penn just a fun one in the ways nice that's that's what I wanted to do fantastic or you know that's fine that's the that's the bright bug I'm going to use for Freya now hey risky dingo attempting a Dark Souls to quit out yeah that was my first mistake so I'm definitely going to kill all the Spidey's here don't want to deal with though oh my god I'm destroyed already Oh what all right Laser laser again no I'm just gonna wait here till she does the laser I know she's gonna do it there she goes good yeah yeah that did no damage to her yeah I feel like it doesn't even fully connect when you when you go for it honest oh wow the laser really am I like too close to the ledge look at that how much damage that one did it did half of lucky what the oh wait why did I what am i doing taking off my sole equipping items that sound like [ __ ] up this runs got me don't know what I'm doing anymore alright yeah don't attack me what do you think you're doing hey what the hell was that about though oh my gosh please now gotta get out of here alright goodnight dumb Joe take care man sleep well okay let's go buy more bread bugs with a few souls that we got left please try this again try what again why didn't I jump on top of Freya cuz what would it have done alright that works do my jumps art I get like baby super jumps if I have to I equip load nice skip thanks Bob no need to go through door oh yeah I guess I probably could have gone around the side oh [ __ ] I have nothing equipped I run into this problem a lot of notice well that's okay that seems good damage all right not that oh that's gonna hurt so these swords are freakin insane mode though the power sense attack is actually really [ __ ] good the damage it it outputs is crazy excuse me chair get out of my way please I'll [ __ ] out Ivo Pharaohs lock stone do I I do okay I guess I pick some picks one up that I didn't realize rolled nah dude no [ __ ] that I don't want to destroy the chair although I think I just I think I might have destroyed it anyways no I wonder can [Music] where's the actual guard fight anyways isn't it gone here [Music] [Music] my [ __ ] equipment is so bad no spindle in please this is not good I can't get away I'm gonna die there's no please no jump over the deck it's all good we're good we're good died stop the fire breaths stop it's like Dark Souls one boils can i bone out oh [ __ ] the invaders still up there [ __ ] oK we've got a problem here guys uh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this is fine this is this is fine we can we can we can solve this I just kind of get I got to get over oh no I can't get over it can't get over it it's too high I'm stuck I'm stuck no not like this do I have to just kill myself shouldn't have done that and I get down here and I go across maybe whatever just lose more Souls I guess why not why not that's fun I'm not going to go back for him I can't well actually I guess it won't take that long god I just I really don't want to but I'm so low in souls I don't know if I need them or not I'm gonna go back I don't think it'll take that long to get there I mean I want to go for in Basava with with this weapon but at the same time I don't think unless I can get good enough wait what hey what's what's going on this wait where's my soul oh there they are okay right the fog gates just chillin there peach yeah I know it's pretty peachy I didn't need to do that but I did it it's done it's done is done nice this guy's probably gonna kill me it's [ __ ] Nemer oh no I jump over this guy we don't need the weapon anymore or take it off just [ __ ] my equip load this run yeah this runs pretty pretty [ __ ] stupid it's the best way to put it I'd say hey reef master well thank you angry angry octopus alright my I'm not power stance hey sinner Hey I need more stamina [Music] r1 l1 sounds like a plan oh oh we got a jump we got we got a jump on aldia this is our chance is our chance I don't think you can ride in yeah you can't ride out here guys unless maybe out unburied on the very top of his head I'm not sure yo delvia thank you for the $10 donation saying jump on me dist it's meant to be dark thanks dark and dis my fav streamer said this is the most larious meme run thank you for the entertainment but I need to catch some sleep later alright take care of dis my favorite streamer have a good night man glad you enjoyed the run sleep ball man okay we're on our way to drink leg guys yeah thank you so much for that donation dis my favorite streamer hope you I'm very night man how much jumping so I it's a mod there's no small aldia's probably possible yeah maybe oops can you jump across the broken bridge in the DLC uh probably where does the broken bridge even lead to I can't remember hello oh my god like if I recall jumping across the broken bridge gives you an extra night right that's not how it works okay when I go to Dragon area I got to make sure to get a get the third dragon ring it's actually pretty damn important I'll probably just give up the ring of blades I'm thinking this doesn't drop okay I knew what that dropped I just forgot I guess but yeah I totally knew that was I mean I knew it was three chunks I just I couldn't remember if there was a petrified dragon bone in there - it's getting late for me it's actually very late right now we're very early depending on the way you look at it since I've been awake I'd say it's very late well I have enough uh enough stamina for that attack oh my god and then that's why are you so close to me there is a royal soldier ring that I could pick up - I don't I think the third dragon ring is ultimately going to be better though I'll just keep the swords out because I'm going to need them for this next area anyways something not faster to jump into doors tell you that oh I'm not power sensing rip run run invalid I guess I shouldn't have the weapons out right now that they hinder your stamina regeneration so much it's so bad I guess I should level up my bit more but at the same time like if I want to go for in Basava or anything like that I'm gonna need well I'm going to need a decent amount of vigor and like a DP obviously endurance is going to be pretty important too I don't even have the boat but I don't have [ __ ] equipped right now oops no one shot this guy nice alright let's try the r1 l1 combo because I don't think I've done it a single time yet that seems good I could probably kill him now I think this is really nice weapons are crazy grad school hey nice one shot it's pretty great the smelter swords a/c can you jump online I mean I don't know probably could but it would be against the rules yeah I figured why not do the door strats it's pretty rude to close the door on a guy like that he deserved it all right I'm gonna grab a drink while I wait for this up it's Ahmad Kibo oh [ __ ] I got a rest of the bonfire here tomato juice yeah now bosses are the same in scholar as far as I know there's nothing that's different it's just the area's all right I look all the enemies just like look up in the sky at you as above them yeah I probably should be brazo it's not a bad idea so close jump on his head [Music] [Music] /you in midair like ninja gaiden you can actually attack midair because you Joe you're like in the air for long enough with this mod I had that I was thinking about doing a run where like you could only do like jump attacks on bosses but that would be so difficult especially with the smaller ones maybe I would be like impossible not impossible would it be really awful it would be really awful you miss the loud thunder crack I don't [ __ ] you guys yo fuss thank you so much for the sub man welcome o fuss really appreciate the spork dude hope you enjoy the emotes man thank you so much yeah the jumping is a mob it's what's causing it I tried I cat said and try oh god what have I done that's what I get that's what I get that's what I get for doing that for being an idiot oh man I'm so far back I grab the bonfire in Amana right I did okay good that's fine that's fine this won't take if my freakin stamina wasn't so bad the fact that I fat roll is just such a problem like anytime I want to get away from enemies I just get destroyed also I really need to make sure not to lose these souls that's very very important cuz I've lost so many souls already throughout this whole frickin run I knew rush I [ __ ] knew the second I [ __ ] said that I was gonna die that [ __ ] [ __ ] I knew it I [ __ ] knew it [Music] this is the [ __ ] biggest train wreck ever dude I've lost like four hundred thousand souls throughout this whole Cup dude no no no you didn't he was waiting for those exact words he was he was ready oh my god hey fresh raw dude this sucks so much every time I'm losing all my soul is alright well I'm not going to be able to do in Basava I don't think I've lost like 400 I think I've lost like 400 K souls at this point something like that yeah this is super mario Souls I don't even know where those coming from sometimes all right let's try this again it's not do anything stupid with the jumps as much as I want to let's not let's not try to jump over this enemy here there we go we did it oh my god we're probably still good I really really hope that I don't go through this fog gate and get hit the second I go through okay thank God at least we didn't die again I lost all my souls but at least we're alive oh my goodness man this equip load is just so bad come on [Music] but I cheated in 400k don't think it was that many Bob it was like 150 okay yeah it's whatever we'll be able to get enough Souls to finish the run it's fine oh I didn't smoke for Maronite whoops yeah if I had the stamina I was gonna go for something like that axle but yeah there was nut I didn't have enough stamina to really do any big combo oh man [ __ ] rip souls again god damn I'm gonna be so underleveled for this run I'm gonna end up with like not gonna be able to love with my endurance at all so weird like sometimes like the jump distance is different even with this this jump mod on so it like sometimes you get like baby jumps even with this thing on I mean you still go pretty far but you can tell there is a difference low weight lets me jump higher no no I'm using a mod to jump so I normally you wouldn't be able to all right we can do a massive skip here guys oh look at that scale big skip here biggest skip right here oh I can't I can't make it up that oh I wonder can I actually jump the gap I got to go for it dude I don't even have enough souls to buy all the freaking [ __ ] that I want from this guy I can only buy 11 that's so bad can't even get the ring of thorns [ __ ] hell man oh that looks like an easy I I think I can clear that no problem what do you guys think oh you can I'm not sure in my way Oh where am I want to be down here let me back up gotta try again what's even down here I have no idea I can totally do this soul of a hero perfect it's just what I needed morsels oh my gosh okay you cannot I'm trying again I don't care I got to do it now all these guys are gonna kill me though yep I'm gonna die again lovely I should have rested at the bonfire man this is so worth it it's it's kind of funny like I wouldn't say all of my debts have been because of this jump mob but a lot of them have a lot of them have a lot of the deaths have also been because of my equip load being a problem no I can't actually make it I cannot make it I cannot make it no way that was perfect it was the perfect jump dude what a speedrun this is okay well we got to go the normal way I can obviously increase the the jump distance a little bit more but I I'm not going to do that well we'll go with what we've got I tried it's not possible I think I think I can make it I don't know man I was short every time you can make it just believe in yourself this is hardly a speedrun yeah it's not really a speedrun to meme run all right Oh fun I don't even know if I want to cook the sword yet I don't think I do [Applause] downgrade to patch 1 and clip through everything why would I do that it's not the point dude what are you oh my god this weapon is a monster they're not even fully upgraded it's the thing if they're their frickin plus for right now what in the world plus five plus four how many do I even have any left no I don't have any petrified dragon bones left okay I can't go plus five yet I also can't there's nothing I can really do back in majula so let's just skip that split just a little too short just a little counting it such time says [Music] why is it so hard base to get through that there we go I mean you can make it show for you enigma you just have to download better twitch TV hmm no no not better 2cv frankerfacez I mean yeah frankerfacez although better twitch TV is not a bad idea to download as well honestly bet I miss the airy jump dang Bob no faith no faith man hard Basia all right I guess I'll grab the ancient feather I'll just I'll make sure to spend all the souls I get from the DLC bosses could probably jump on to the bridge from the lady there but I'm not going to give it try that [ __ ] [ __ ] that dude oh yeah I think that there's a skip that I could do but no not Bob pro flow was talking about it he said oh it's right it's right here hold on wait no no no I'm stuck this is not where I want to be hold on let's try this again I'm actually curious I'm actually curious is this not is this let's go cheater I remember I I tuned into a flow stream and he was like yeah if you could if you get good enough height on the jump there you could just ride the zipline so I was like oh well I guess I might as well try it remember where he was messing around the blips him all right it's a RTS our setup here this weapon is going to do some serious damage to ancient dragon it also might break like instantly so I do need to be careful of that also I kind of want the third dragon ring at least for the DLC fights so I'm gonna go grab that right now I think it's for the best I absolutely hate this enemy this is like the worst enemy in the game guys his attacks [ __ ] stagger you for ten minutes and minutes long now he's guarding the door the doorway please now put me through okay I think I may have moved here guys maybe I should not have a what does this nice guy doing I'm over here man I'm over here hello wake up okay see how the damages here oh [ __ ] look at my durability here that's so bad alright I got to be careful I mean the l1 is going to do a [ __ ] ton of damage and I mean I can mainly just use that I suppose I want to use the l2 though but you for that only you sell - I need to be careful though the l1 uses absolutely no snow durability I mean sitting laid oh that's actually doesn't do too much that's final I actually ran myself out of stamina there nice look at that damage I'll - not even good what you talking about dude I was doing like 2000 damage per four hit seems pretty good to me man you oh right kind of forgot about it all right I don't even think you can drop the key to the embedded I wish I could oops I'm gonna get splashed you done what is there not mmm some reason I thought that was I thought there was a bonfire set up in the actual fight here I don't know why why I thought that but okay [Music] I haven't picked up like any effigies also no man and buy this and then I'm gonna buy one of these it's fun I'm not going to buy the extra bite bugs left I need to level up they love look bad all right let's get 40 hopefully okay we can still get 40 that's good let's actually go for all right we're doing okay here after the first DLC we should be able to get a few more level ups so are you know what I'm gonna go do I'm gonna I'm gonna ascetic this bonfire and get three more petrified dragon bones even though it's pretty insignificant no okay I need to defeat the Lord of the quarter okay that's what I thought but I wasn't sure see I have Alana in the splits okay oh no I right I've went all the way through I didn't just wrap the first bumper obviously because I have this button for her right here or the one I was just at rather not level up stamina yeah I'm gonna level up my stamina I think 25 ATP is enough 31 is really nice but 25 is fun okay for this fight I'm going to go ahead and put on the third dragon ring [Music] still fat rolling lovely dude why are these swords these swords are so heavy what in the world looking fat rolling in this fight this is gonna be awful I don't think there's any way I'm going to be able to do in Basava honestly [Music] damages good I don't know if you actually have good iframes I think she should be done I'm not sure if you still have the same amount of iframes in a fat roll it's just the distance is awful I don't know if it works that way in this game or not I really am Not sure I could go get royal soldiers ring that is a possibility also I really really should I'm actually you my weapon durability is [ __ ] my weapons I'm gonna have to use like for repair powders there which I don't want to do I really don't I mean I guess I could have just used L ones but I want to use SEM l2s on soon so just the distance it's awful you at least you can still sprint at full speed how do you even dodge that [ __ ] can't mmm I guess I'll go by the break bugs I don't know I probably should have just waited until after gang squad also you get you get more petrified dragon bones from gang squad I I think from killing them pretty sure that's a thing oh right I restocked okay uh let's get a little bit more oh that seems good I put the armor on because it gives me extra souls Indian maybe axel I'm not sure it's not like I'm going to have too many opportunities to do it though on many bosses because they don't really give me the time to attack them for that [ __ ] why do they take so long to fire I prop you know since she was using that spell I probably could have just went up the ladder I don't think she pose much of a threat hello Sara how you doing do I always get in nvidia gpus yeah I've always had Nvidia it's so hard to like know what I what items you're on because of the freaking that bar that appears that's an easy way of living through their eyes I guess alright what why did she believe me in like 1g he whatever it is lead me so fast it's doing a lot of damage but also where is the archer down where'd he go well there is like kill this guy with an L to it's worth the mean finisher all right let's do the r101 combo all right yes jump into my jump into that attack that ended well for you how many petrified do I have now [ __ ] I think that to see I have five okay perfect I can actually get both to plus five now I just have to go to what frickin bonfire is it what's this 103 percent equip load no problem man no problem hey lenita welcome back hey there buddy all right yeah so I'm idaite egao an has two petrified dragon bones left if I recall correctly because I think I only bought one from her so that should put me at 10 and I should be able to both weapons fully operated perfect nice alright sweet you did I get Ricky no not not tonight I mean I have the recce but I didn't get another one if that's what you mean yeah well driver Neffe thank you so much for the sub welcome driver really appreciate the support also I don't know if this jump is going to work guys [Music] I really appreciate the support are those jumps really because of ATP now oh yeah what one three eight thank you so much for the twitch prime sub really appreciate it man thank you would hope you're having a great morning or evening wherever you may be appreciate the support man not very excited about fat rolling for this boss but I mean if the iframes are the same it should be it should be fine it'll just be annoying but it should be fun and it thousand damage I thought that was gonna be a continuation for sure now what is this Boston okay that's what he's doing apparently interesting still good fight all right here we go what were people talking about cubone oh yeah we can jump on the elevator from here struts that's fine I was kind of expecting oh my god come on are you doing really appreciative stop to you there you go you oh my god I barely made it to the elevator that was close hey what's up koji oh hello lady wolf how you doing hello Sandro hey FIFA boy I'm doing alright not too bad man hope you're doing well too I'm seven a grabbed a beach bonfire hi there ox how you doing man what do I consider the hardest probably orphan of cos and blood born in Basava is pretty tough alone Dark Souls 2 like I will say that in Basava is pretty difficult it takes a decent amount of practice its stuffing the hardest fight in Dark Souls 2 I mean if you consider that a fight it's not like that's like the intended way of doing the fight you know obviously you can get the vision and then if you do get the vision the Abba fights super easy but yeah in vis-a-vis pretty tough oh [ __ ] there are guys so many bright bugs quite an excessive amount we can't even punish that getting sodoku on this guy's going to be kind of tough I'm going to go for it guys of course of course [Applause] oh that's a wasn't sure what he was oh my god I might I might be that here guys maybe I wasn't sure what the hell he was doing there um it's he was he was about to get staggering to [ __ ] [ __ ] ah oh well I tried that's right I tried guys [Music] okay I guess we'll just do that is the Flynn's even does it even do anything anymore does even help I don't think it does I'm just going to replace it all right well let's go - uh [ __ ] man in Basava is gonna be so bad I don't even I don't know if I should do this guys but I kind of want to try I don't know if I have enough equipped for both of these I do okay [ __ ] yeah fantastic all right those those level ups were enough that's good all right we could probably do this we should we should be fun [Music] hey cool what's up man how you doing welcome to stupid meat runs it's fine that is also fun that it's not fun that's not fun [Music] I'm just going to take this I wasn't sure if I was gonna hit me or not [Music] I really don't like all different attacks man this guy's doing that where's the boss it was strange the Abba decided to stand still for like 10 seconds straight there like there was no audio cues there was nothing it was just dead silence a timeless oh hey afro delicious you know I was actually always curious about whether or not you could actually jump up there and that let answers my question my god I hate how much these enemies run away from you like look at this every time I go for an attack it's a jump jump back to - it's a two-shot - this thing destroys these guys but it's just so slowly like most the time they'll just jump back before come on yeah look look at that I got to be careful not to get destroyed here all of them stacked up like that was just so nice looking I one shot this guy well it's not a one-shot close enough punch me man good [ __ ] job and the damage of these weapons is just nuts though like power standing smelter swords is actually better than just using them normally that's for sure least in my opinion I thought I could just dude you had [ __ ] episode after swapping a buck now too as so bad that's actually really it's all melee enemies it's a bit of a struggle but we got it [Music] hmm is wondering if there is any jumps you could do around here don't think so though now with my current jump I'd anyways hello trigger-happy I know oh yeah the last night is over across the bridge there that's what it is I was wondering before what is this item on the ground in front of this guy oh it's repair powder that's so useful for me runs actually oh they don't I guess to have them waking up as I'm like a it's like an area trigger or something interesting Mario Souls yep pretty much pretty much damn this run has gone way longer than I expected to I mean with all the meme deaths that have happened I'm not it's not surprising or anything hello snow animation yeah we just decided to have a little bit of fun and alter our jump height I kind of want to just go crazy and set it to like some super super stupid high amount route one run some time I wonder if I could have one up the gap right here I would have needed I need to grab the key anyways I guess it wouldn't have mattered also [ __ ] this guy that felt good that felt really good you missed me oh my god I've never done that before excuse me yo dere burly thank you so much for the 5-month resub welcome back burly really appreciate the support man thank you so much hmm [Music] I thought maybe the horse would miss me if I was jumping thought just maybe hello ABBA ped of King how you doing son man good thing I found that twinkling titanite and I found a bunch of hollows oh no not the sword guy it's not Agron [ __ ] see is Abbess going to die I hope so not sure though let's not look like it oh she got Bank wished okay hello slide Phoenix and the rolling is I didn't think that was gonna hit me all right if I get a good attack here I can do an l1 into I'm going to use a repair powder thought I could do a whole combo there almost oh he's done the damage of this weapon is just it's I tried to do a full combo but he he stopped me I thought I was in a good enough spot committed to have the missiles miss I guess not though see I mean even with all the lost souls honestly I'm still in pretty good shape you're like my levels are fine I mean you get so many souls from the DLCs like I still have so many so many levels I mean I'm in great shape now no no not even while goddamn one combo kills the Giants so good I mean you could do the same thing with the red iron toon blade so I guess it's not too crazy but the damage of this weapon is just or both of these weapons is so good really really like it okay I got a stay here let's see I've got nine bright bugs that seems like so much I've saved quite a few oops the Covenant right now our stance melters plus RTS are that would be a lot of damage but also like impossible to use the weapons are just like too slow like the recovery frames are just really tough to deal with honestly okay I should be able to just man up on this guy I'm holding holy [ __ ] that damaged that's fun blue one as higher attack rating I don't think it does them I think I should be allowed to this guy you all right let's make sure to go to the shaded woods this time unlike the last run am I going to do a morons grade hammer run again probably not I had to tell you yeah this is just a meme run this is very much a meme run are you you should not be here already yeah I'll put this run on YouTube noir ooh for sure this has been a fun run pretty funny sometimes this definitely that mean run I've died the most in that's for sure in a long time oh I'm not power sensing like the thing that's great about the power stance on these weapons is that it actually does like two hits with the weapon like it doesn't do reduce damage or anything like you know a hit with the blue sword is going to do like 550 but I hit with both is going to be like 1,100 with the power stance but it's not like that with every weapon like sometimes there's damage reduction in play but not with this one I'm going to try to go for our TSR oh my god I almost just killed myself with that jump there that would have been something stop jumping back do you really not like the weapons I'm using or something this is hitting person for nothing dude doesn't be so good I should just see that over and over although that's going to break my weapons but I can do it for a little while not not that long so sometimes it doesn't hit as fitfully like I think the other weapons missing or something no I don't have all the souls I mean the damage is kind of lackluster think a good l2 here will come on I'm really hoping this doesn't break my weapon well I broke my weapon ever had guess oh well I guess I should have used a piece of repair powder whatever I can level up Wellman majula here I suppose Oh it seems good oh [ __ ] I can't believe I can't believe I grabbed that I grabbed that bonfire there because I was afraid of missing the one jump across the gap so I grabbed this bonfire whoops I'm not used to having this one hello ray-ray Ajay's be alright take care of bender have a good one man love you too bye bye Ben Oh God let me up can I just go up right here I was curious I wanted to try oh well that's okay it was worth a try it might be possible but it looks like the tree is kind of in the way no big deal [Music] hopefully like I'd blocked him enough I really have no idea see all right then good night all right I got it I got a test can I jump over chariots thing I can oh that's great that's [ __ ] great I'd get on top of chariot I'm actually curious [Music] let's kill this guy didn't like that you like that [Music] alright that was a fun fight that was good that's I'd say that's the highlight of the run this chariot was pretty good oh that was great managed to ride chariot yeah that starts those two for you potato head we're getting towards them though really not much left here you I didn't want him to jump away after I did the attack all right hey just start lurker dungeon can you plunge attack from the jump yeah you can but it's kind of awkward like most of the time you'll end up I can show you like most the time you'll end up just doing the swing while you're midair instead of doing a jump attack I mean granted I did do like yet even with the r1 most of the time you'll just end up doing that instead which is not what you want oh that's fun yeah I know I shut up yeah I hate I hate the menus for this guy they're the worst way that shows emojis I'm pretty sure it does don't backstab me stop the rock yeah we stop the rock into hits he tried he tried companies repair powder before going in here also I have an extra bright bug still even after using one in the dungeon I saved so many freaking bright bugs dude what the heck it's fine though I'm you know I don't mind Oh gonna do something pet build is strong yeah pretty pretty strong the grasshopper oh I have a few mushrooms left ooh here you guys it was tough I almost got me you're doing that attack that's actually [Music] that teleport though oh my god poor aldia poor poor Althea I lost everything real quick why did I get a mood jump there it's because I have a I had a model on fibre for super gems just just to add to the the meme run okay pretty much [Music] be honest hi there wins hey good morning I'm in Sinclair [Music] [Music]

Channel: Distortion2

Views: 147,609

Rating: 4.7854128 out of 5

Keywords: twitch, games, Dark Souls II, All Bosses, Speedruns, Smelter Sword, Powerstance

Id: JWvpqmxd0kc

Length: 215min 54sec (12954 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 12 2016