Elden Ring All Remembrances Speedrun in 3:16:41 (Current Patch)

if this ends up taking too long and i'm like hard stuck on something then i i don't know i might i might not end up finishing this run but we'll see anyways i just i just want to get some practice and get an idea of the run yeah i'm not even gonna quit out on the doors whatever dude i don't i don't want to do door quiet outs right now it's weird i still have the black screen at the start yeah i don't know remember the grace yup grab the first steps i wonder what the death bed smalls were going to be used for if they were part of her quest or death bed smalls yeah there's there is a cut content panties item how come i need that grace uh because i need to get to celia we don't we don't go to celia using the the church of eureka have they served you i can play turning to aid you you need o to the foot then summon me i bequeath it will summon torrent to treat him with routing done i mean to be honest i still need to figure quite a few things out but i am uh i'm just doing a run because i want i just want to try to do a run it's gonna be super scuffed but at least we'll get some nice sellout splits whoops i am aware of wing of estelle it's pretty decent you know what it's fine we just keep going doing this jump when you're not like approaching it the normal way is really awkward hey sparrow thank you for the prime sub i mean i'm not gonna lie i'm a little irritated by failing that i haven't failed that in quite a while but uh you know is what it is wow [Music] okay first split down let's go dude world record pace a villains inc thank you for the three months golden halberd is bugged no be honest i still feel like there might be a better weapon than golden halberd i i do i feel like a frost weapon would be really good but no ice rind hatchet if they didn't nerf it into [ __ ] oblivion might have actually been a decent choice but unfortunately they destroyed it completely apparently ella tried the frozen needle and it was it was disappointing just do runs with it anyways is there fights in this game or only horse riding there's a lot of horse riding unfortunately the start of this run is like literally 20 minutes of riding the horse like i'm trying to think of a category that would not have a bunch of collecting at the start and i i can't really think of any any category where that would be a thing i mean ng plus yeah hopefully this worked please work luckily if i mess it up it doesn't really matter because i've i don't even have splits to run against i can die dude epic are zips a thing in speed runs uh i mean you can try them but as for i don't i don't know they're probably not going to be allowed for the speed run no torrent i can't use torrent here no apparently you can't unequip the estus for that fight i gotta warp back stomp aloud wrong warps loud zips not allowed well the zips are completely [ __ ] inconsistent like they're extremely extremely extremely difficult to do will you go off the ledge please i don't even know if i need that well if i find a six then killing that is worth it but i don't know where to get the six i think there's one in deep root depths but i i just don't know you could use a macro yeah i mean that's the thing the only the only people that can do the zips consistently are people using macros so like the thing is using a macro for the zip looks exactly the same as not using a macro at least potentially it can look exactly the same so some dude could easily just do a run with the macro some golden poop great whoops i gotta say i don't know how to pick this up really i feel like i might die i don't actually know how how i should grab this this enemy is literally just set up in the perfect position to just kill you no matter what saves me the run back except i need those runes so doesn't save me anything just literally loses me a minute and a half or like a m that's more like 50 seconds yeah i guess i could backstab so be honest i really don't think backstabbing this guy is gonna be safe at all though i have to figure this out i'm not sure the no chest animation works for i don't know if it works for that oh it works for those chests i know it works for like the small ones can i level up here without her showing up nope if you have it seems my torrent whereas i mean there is but i can i'll be honest melano i literally have no idea when to go to the stronghold and it annoys me so much melana is so ah god so annoying oh okay yeah my first playthrough is on youtube maidenless behavior maybe i don't want a maiden haha okay i'm curious can you quit out on the store rats are still really annoying all remembrances ruin level one i mean it will be a thing but people need to get a lot better at the game before uh that happens i do want to try a ruin level one run though i also kind of want to try like a maidenless run so like any percent but where where melania never shows up you can't though you definitely can actually you can with zip i mean you can either way i'm pretty sure you can't get into the capital without having melanoma that's i mean if you do wrong well okay yeah that's true you need to do wrong warp but okay why is this uh suddenly impossible wait do i even need to jump up here though oh no i don't you won't do a skip no yes i know the skip guys it was patched and it also takes [ __ ] forever and i need a key here [ __ ] a beast um there was a stone key that i was thinking of grabbing but i don't i don't actually need it uh i have been trapped it is literally going to be like 30 minutes before i fight riker jesus i mean this run hasn't been super great but hey zebos thank you for the five months larx's role percent has been stuck on fire giant for two hours oh no now we're in fairum let's go fire giant is such a long fight did the nerf on horcross screw up throughout yeah i mean horror frost is dead they literally they nerfed for frost into like saying before straight up they should have just deleted the ice rind hatchet from the game because it might as well just not exist now like it's it's genuinely just a useless weapon now like fromsoft has an issue where if something is too good they will like literally nerf it into use the uselessness also i was supposed to pick up i was not i didn't need to pick up the 20k but it's fine all right i gotta make sure to pick this up why don't you cheese the fire giant with fall damage i mean you can it's just really slow is the problem oh they actually patched it interesting okay ray lucaria all right fair i'm done we're going by sleep arrows we don't need no [ __ ] sleep arrows no i've been i've been routing this is this is like a route that i came up with everyone's gonna copy it i don't know i mean i don't really know if this is that great of a route i still think there's i still think there's quite a bit of optimization to be made well there absolutely is it's there's no question about that do you have an estimate for the time in this route i don't know i'm hoping that i finish it in like under three hours but we'll see see it's so weird like right there i quit out and i can move instantly so strange right you go this way uh how much did they nerf it nerf what the poor frost yeah i mean 102 like el ella's hello's route was basically he just like the bosses just died instantly like didn't he kill godric in like one sort of knight in flame like weapon art that [ __ ] was oh it was two okay dude on radagon horfrost went from 900 damage to like 300. oh [ __ ] what am i doing i could have dropped there i mean i think that stomp and sort of knight in flame did need slight damage nerfs i mean i think the sword of knight and flame nerf was pretty it was pretty fair uh the the horror frost got over nerfed way too hard though for frost was like a 66 damage decrease and and they made the animation longer i mean i actually really liked rkr because it added it added another element to the fights like the fights weren't just so in in all of the souls games if the boss i mean okay i shouldn't say this like most of the time in the souls games if the boss is doing something where you can't attack it your only choice is to wait or to like roll their attack or whatever right but rkr added another like layer to the fights where you actually could use the down time to buff yourself which i think is cool it adds like complexity to the fights but it was just it was also too overpowered obviously us threads would be viable i tried pest threads it's pretty good but definitely not definitely not like a play or anything yeah if they if they nerfed rkr to do like 20 but work the way that it worked with the glitch i think that i i honestly would think it would be a really cool webinar it's still good in normal playthroughs i mean you can only use rkr with this with a smithing stone weapon so it's literally useless for the speedrun now 30 minutes and this is the first boss i mean we killed the mimic he killed the mimic tear mimik is a boss i think plus 25 is okay thor but the the whole structure needs to be changed okay so you need 20 strength and i mean i might as well just since i have to wait for the elevator i might as well level up i guess yeah the early game for elden ring is just rough that's it's the problem with the open world nature of the game it's just it's not worth rushing the bosses because you don't have any upgrades like yeah you could kill them but only like the fact that honestly the big issue it might not even be that smithing stones are the issue it's that somber stones are way too easy and way way too readily available like the fact that you can get a plus nine somber without killing any bosses is [ __ ] stupid it really is like if if you couldn't get all these somber stones then the early game of this wouldn't be it wouldn't be like this it wouldn't be 30 minutes of running around collecting [ __ ] because you wouldn't be able to like it wouldn't be worth it or there would be no point but yeah you can even get plus 10 if you do moog's quest normally you can't get a plus seven without killing a boss uh i'm not sure i understand what boss do you have to kill seven is behind noble oh i mean i guess if you consider the ledge jump i mean i guess the ledge jump is a glitch is there a plus set is there a seven you could get without the ledge jump i don't actually know that was so close yeah i mean if you consider let's jump a glitch then sure i i do wonder if they like knew about that i should really just do the [ __ ] stun lock strap dude this is so [ __ ] of this i'm done epic [Music] oh [Music] i wonder if i could actually use the serpent hunter for this guy [Music] all right come here [ __ ] he rotted yet all right okay i don't even need to i didn't really need to figure out how to [ __ ] fight this guy all right good enough you'll know that layout you're i gotta go to eg i forgot how do you why do you need to fight tree sentinel i'm gonna use his weapon by restart if something doesn't go right no this is like a no reset run i mean i don't even have splits to run against i don't know i'm not really sure if halberd is better than blasphemous blade it it definitely does more damage but i don't know it's it's really hard to say what to use before rivers of blood and i mean there might be a better alternative alternative to rivers of blood but i'm not 100 sure uh all right i guess i'll grab this grace yeah no i grab this like i need to route the the runes more and like the level ups i'm kind of just winging a lot of this right now but it's okay those are the channel by the way yeah why not upgraded eg well i still need to buy the somber which i forgot about i shouldn't have leveled up so much i i actually needed to keep more of these runes i think or actually no it'll it'll be it'll be okay it'll be okay okay so we got plus nine positive sleep yeah except sleep only works on like one boss in the game except people see it work on that one boss and they're like oh my god dude it's so good it's not it's not that good okay okay i literally don't know what's happening i i'm just getting permissed on by this thing i gotta say this wolf is probably one of the most annoying fights in the entire game it's not even hard it's just so annoying like attacking this thing is just the the worst experience i remember in my first playthrough on the at the moonlight altar there's one of these guys with like 15 or 20 000 health and i died to him like 25 [ __ ] times like it was so annoying and then it's funny because sometimes he just i swear he delayed that i just don't know how to [ __ ] i don't know how to fight this thing i just don't know how to fight okay you came here over leveled my yeah oh in my first playthrough i came here and i think i killed this wolf in two hits i mean i'm basically that op right now as well except i just couldn't even hit the boss i just the problem is i don't know when it's gonna stop attacking i keep i keep thinking he's done with his combo and then he and then he isn't all right let's see can i get this guy to suicide again nice one my fat rolling i'm not [Music] okay all right grab the grace where did he flee my sweetings the hell was that ancestral woods [Music] yeah i mean the the thing is after you do the setup then the boss is kind of like then it kind of turns into a boss rush i mean not fully but like you know after the initial setup it starts feeling more like a a standard souls run yeah litch dragon is part of the run any boss that drops a soul is part of the run hope i didn't forget any in the splits i got everything yo what's up spike i have a strap for millennia the rivers of blood and the mimic they freaking destroy millennia honestly even without the mimic millennia with the rivers of blood is very very nice 35 minutes for the setup i mean i think in a better like with more optimized route and figuring stuff out i think i think the setup is probably less it's probably more like 25 minutes or something oh [ __ ] i don't need this much mana for this [ __ ] though hello can i attack you please that is like the weirdest hitbox i feel like even if you roll that it just hits you anyways very strange so finding the poison the poison doesn't go that part can i not fight you can i can i please fight the guy dude oh my god where's the point it's a poison dude [ __ ] hell this [ __ ] destroys and now he jumps away and the other one comes forward and he has one h this i feel like this fight is so rng actually like sometimes you get patterns where you can just attack non-stop and other times it's like you can't do anything you're just chasing the boss around the mimics useless here all it does is just take half of my or ninety percent of my health and two estus and then it dies instantly okay dude yeah the attack that i can't do anything against my favorite also i don't know how to deal with that does ella use amps here i don't know does he this is better rng though rivers of blood these dudes um all right much better that time i'll take it i gotta say though that fight is still not not good like that fight still is really that fight is still really scuffed like i i don't know man even with the golden halberd plus nine that fight is not not fun use your prime for world record pre pace any primers in the chat that fight is absolute trash yeah it's pretty annoying no okay okay then thank you fear the rainbow and thank you mikhail thank you inferno super crap prague or palker okay guys i'm sorry i'm in a run i i'm not gonna be able to get i'm not gonna be able to mention all these rastaru krause debate boston islo saishi thank you for the six months whoa thank you sean and ydg dirty thank you why are there no entries on speedrun.com uh because speedrun.com is uh the leaderboards aren't open yet for this game so thank you commander and zuki i have a no i don't need the plus 5 go sport i'm gonna pick up the bell so i believe the leaderboards got delayed until march 25th did i kill for sax i mean not yet okay sir settle down will there be a pre-patch category yeah i mean there's there's going to be a category for one's done on old old patch in fact i don't even i don't even know if there's gonna be a category for current patch uh for now uh bella's time waste there's a plus four five and six all on route yeah i mean i think you're right uh but then again i don't know if we use the same route so okay settle down everybody because the thing is we we do the knock we do the knockron wrong warp so i don't know if you can get four five and six [Music] have the seven eight wrong warp you only missed the plus three okay all right well i'll have to check i'll have to check that out i mean we literally have to go this way a haiti go to estelle with a run but uh yeah it takes around three minutes to get the summon but you use it on more than half the fights in the run i mean to be honest i'm really not a big fan of the summon but uh okay now we go now we go to ronnie well you level it because it genuinely speeds up a lot of fights like if you if you give the mimic a seal and one spell it'll literally just spam that spell over and over again like you can give it swarm of flies or whatever it's called and it'll just it'll just bleed the [ __ ] out of like all the bosses for you i mean to be honest i kind of hope that okay what is with this rock uh i kind of hope that there's a route where the mimic isn't faster i really do because like i don't i'm not a huge fan of using the summon and obviously like you can just not use it but it genuinely makes the run significantly easier as well so it's like a faster run and an easier run i mean you blame me really i mean i might i might consider running it without the summon anyways later but mimic is going to make finishing this run today much much easier nems is still at tree sentinel getting the horse dude nem streamed elven ring for 10 minutes and that was it feels bad man yeah i mean i i know he's going through some irl [ __ ] but i miss them stream dude butt kick settle down buddy i don't know how to fight this boss i'm just going to keep attacking until it dies i guess i could have added a split for ronnie or for loretta that's okay any percent is dead no not not really might still do more old patch any percent my my record actually got beaten in old patch any percent i just i was already getting kind of tired of running that [ __ ] category like it gets it gets old pretty [ __ ] fast i'm not gonna lie fire some of my flash for fp well i needed them i needed them for later but or i needed them for earlier when i was fighting riker but after reichert i should have switched them all to healing thou must have though i haven't intrigued it will thou i am the wick that i might well i saw it but i required seen this new broken thing what's this retaliation yeah i've seen it but why why do people link pvp videos and they're like dude look at how good this is oh [ __ ] i was supposed to fall down the elevator hole oh [ __ ] i also have to talk to blide i i don't know what since i asked i'm coming should you if it were up to but i'd come and pay me a visit it's ambassador godric to warp leonia ng applause i'm planning to go see if i can i'm going to see if i can't find them yeah you only have to talk to each of them once i mean talking to blide here is really not that big of a deal it doesn't take too much oh when did i send all of it what am i doing dude oh my god i almost just did it again all right whatever i'm just gonna wait for it [ __ ] it dude i shall stand it will be this door still i look i shall soon end now we go to back to the ancestral woods what time was my co-op with bach it was like 15 minutes ago well it was like supposed to be 15 minutes ago but i asked him if he can just wait a little bit nice one i thought i could just run off there a little bit like three hours is bach like is bach already done with his marathon almost i mean he'll be he'll he'll be alright i hope you will play an extra game okay all right so we got the finger slayer now we go talk to this lady i never knew although i'm still looking uh it's okay zarian there's still a lot of things i need to work out i honestly just wanted to do a run even though i'm like super like i'm not ready to do a run but i just want to get some some splits anyways i kind of want to get a feeling for things i suppose i'll ask my certainly i know a stranger paradise was fun i'm obviously just like really addicted to elden ring right now so i might um like i might try stranger of paradise down the line just i'm i'm just so busy with elden ring at the moment okay one two three oh [ __ ] hey arrow designs thank you for the prime sub oh yeah oh [ __ ] i can buy the flask now interesting hey you're gaming bro thank you for the prime sub green man upgrading this thing is so expensive it's actually insane uh okay deep root depths mimic plus ten let's go uh i mean the thing is going to like warping somewhere basically loses no time vince like it it really it doesn't really matter it's like you can just warp from the map like warping warping in this game takes it takes like half a second uh i have the pc version of strangers paradise it was running okay for me but okay hold on i'm gonna give myself the flask i don't even think i don't really know if i need any cerulean tears at all honestly as a speedrunner do you enjoy your first playthrough of a game [Music] yeah i mean of course you can go watch my first playthrough it's on youtube i mean i i loved i loved this game i mean i still love it okay [Music] oh god these guys do like way too much damage how the flask literally does nothing okay bro oh god the mimic is [ __ ] shooting arrows again god damn it i forgot to take off the bow dude blasphemous blade i will say was really nice for this fight though okay guys [Music] right mimic protect me this is actually terrible though i'm not gonna lie finish him okay yeah that i don't know man i gotta say this fight with the halberd is kind of garbage though oh [ __ ] i gotta grab this like blasphemous blade is really was really good for this although i did use flame grant me strength but still like when the fight starts you can you can shoot the blasphemous blade weapon art like through all three of them it's really really good you'll never kill the gargoyles with the blade i mean i have killed them it's not it's not terrible but it yeah it's definitely not it's not as good as the albertan i don't know man the gargoyles is just a fight that's going to take a lot of practice and getting good honestly blame grammy strength is like really far out of the way it takes like five minutes to get oh yeah melano [ __ ] shows up here this is not where you wanna rest let's get some more damage i guess all right guys pretty dank skip here i love this skip but i'm trying to remember how the dude i don't even remember how the [ __ ] to get to the boss in this area wait do i have to go to the other part of town dude i genuinely don't remember oh my [ __ ] god it it is this way isn't it oh yeah yeah it's the dragon it's the dragon okay what the [ __ ] is this guy doing he's just attacking the air okay laser show oh god it's this area oh goodness please no oh right i gotta go okay is what happens when an any percent runner tries to play the full game i i know i know how to get through the game for the most part but this area always confuses me twitter comments were right all along yeah you know i gotta say the halberd's nice for the gargoyles but i don't know man the blasphemous blade is actually really okay uh the blasphemous blade is actually really good for the the fias champion fight hey can you just i don't know what to do i need to rest here dude there's no i'm not gonna get it i'm not gonna get any more estes if i just run to the boss yeah rtsr setup okay hold on i'm gonna go i'm gonna go for seven oh yeah there's a golden seed here isn't there [Music] yes sir please okay so went out after getting the seed i see okay are you kidding me [Music] oh yeah what am i doing uh he's gonna kill me if i do this probably i was correct okay can i can i respawn please yeah yeah you could summon mimik at the beginning i was just i forgot oh really zarian that's really weird dude is this guy even gonna let me use this look at that just settle down mister oh i don't know when it's safe to attack this guy i'm not gonna lie it's like every single time i try to go for an extra attack it's just [ __ ] punished for it maybe it's better just a jump attack wasn't even close to be honest all right beautiful job mimic no buff did i not use the buff there gideon skip doesn't work in this part of the game oh i forgot okay whoops that's okay uh funny enough on when the world state changes to the ashen capital the cl the collision actually changes on those roots so you yeah you can't actually you can't actually get up those roots in this version of the world interestingly enough see do i have global illumination on low okay is this guy gonna chase me all the way up here you better not dude okay cool oh yeah you need to activate the fight first right i forgot yeah yeah yeah so do you guys love watching boss fights well too bad laughs okay come on hey tide sake thank you for the 45 months all right hello margaret margot sorry all right summon get him is it even worth is it even worth summoning the mimic for this we're gonna beat him up together is he gonna wake up now no he stole my cable bro oh yeah okay i gotta go you tried to steal his kill okay [Music] so i'd like to the flame then and guide you shall i turn let my hand share them with me shall i turn your room let my [ __ ] okay i don't actually need so now i go back to the ramparts did i do the snowfield skip not yet i'm going to though you could let him finish and head to the thorns earlier well there's like a there's like a wall that blocks you anyways so i don't i don't think it matters really am i going to choose the fire giant fight nope trying to think where what other sacred tiers can i get in this run i guess i'll get one in the snow i think what do you drop old fang what is this weapon i got guardians sword spear seems kind of bad oh yeah i guess you could grab that for fire giant i mean doesn't really matter what is he able to use a horse and i'm not you know that's kind of [ __ ] actually this drops a six right okay so you actually can you get the five you get the five on the bridge and knock ron and then you can get the six there you probably want to quit out though because this guy is a [ __ ] [ __ ] it feels like a casual run i mean it kind of is honestly like like i said i i there's a lot of routing i still need to do this this is just it's kind of just for fun so i can get some splits when's dear boss i'm gonna do it once i get rivers of blood is the plan okay rivers of blood is in this area right i believe yeah it's at the church i still actually need to figure out how to kill the rivers of blood npc i uh kind of cheese that seed wait is the church in this zone no it's it's after the lift right oh is it oh yeah it is right before fire giant okay i remember now did i play the game casually i did yes sorry i don't remember everything a hundred percent forgive me i'm gonna grab this map because i so i can actually look around where i'm going also gonna grab this i guess in case i somehow die and end up 10 miles away yeah i guess i should have just grabbed the grace next to this skip why'd i kill the tree sentinel for his weapon the golden halberd i'm sorry torrent uh the golden halberd's okay i'm still not really convinced it's necessarily the best choice but it's really hard to to figure out what to use honestly yeah i saw the deaths poker deaths poker is pretty good okay so you can do a skip here i guess i'll try it i mean i need to get a plus nine anyways so the skip is easy guys don't worry okay it's not it's not that easy i lied but oh i should have had i had that i feel like that should work too what did i get this man okay maybe this is a bad idea going for this maybe i should just go the slow way oh how did i do this before it's i don't think you guys actually know how hard this skip is i was just meaning like this [ __ ] is actually extremely difficult it is possible though i don't even know how it works i did i've done it once ever by the way it's super fun says zarian yes i should have had that you tried it and gave up after 10 minutes oh i think i might give up on this jump nevermind i'm trying to remember where i gotta go oh god wait where's the [ __ ] bridge i thought the plus nine is is the plus nine not on that bridge oh no it's on the other one oh god this plus sign is so far out of the way whatever though it's fine this is this is the kind of stuff though that i'm i was talking about like that i need to figure out because like you could do the early game with plus eight and then you wouldn't have to grab this maybe there's also a plus nine you can get somewhere else that's like way faster because this one sucks dude you can keep going that way if you want to get to fire giant well the thing is i also need to get i need to go to the helig tree right so i don't know oh [ __ ] i had 129 000 runes uh you know it's fine so that was a skip to the consecrated snow field there's a nine right next to the teleport to the hilly tree and consecrated oh really okay well that's convenient i believe it's like south west except slightly more west i'll pour back and get my souls i'll do it i don't know i guess i'm gonna go to moog's area right now i did this kind of in a [ __ ] up order whatever it's fine uh okay i was like there's supposed to be an invasion here how will i upgrade rivers of blood without the ruins uh well i do have some ruins i can pop but that's that's a good question i i do need those 120 000 actually varys quest varys quest needs you to be online my dude no chance come here [ __ ] okay this is the order of this is all messed up all right i'm gonna go back all right i gotta go back and get my ruins dude i'm not even gonna bother doing the skip i'm not doing the skip again well the thing is i need to buy a somber seven and eight so that's gonna be 36 000 runes and that skip does save quite a bit of time though when you want to go do this uh this skip here i gotta say you think there's an eight next to the bonfire at lake of uh yeah no that's that's total i could actually have got that since i already went to like lake of the entrance to lake of rot so yeah i could pick up the eight there i mean you could just buy it though so it's like kind of unnecessary but the sanguine noble set looks sick you have to i mean you have to run past the lake of rot but it's it's still a detour picking up the somber stone 8 is still going to be like 10 or 15 seconds lost compared to just buying it but i mean i guess if you buy it you got to go to the husk i don't know i'm not worried about that right now there like i said there's a lot of stuff to figure out i'm kind of just doing this run to get a baseline just for fun you know oh i passed it look he's cheating i believe it's this way south uh is it oh this way yes southwest there's two somber eights on the way to fire giant gotcha wait no we don't go in there honestly where the hell do i go this way yes this way [Laughter] huge split yeah i need i need some probably some more splits here although to be fair this has been really scuffed because i did things out of order okay i'm gonna go over here i'm gonna buy those sombers seven and eight there there is too many graces in this run it's gonna it's gonna take a while for me to remember where everything is oh he sells the crust now oh nice you know what i kind of i kind of want to go get the rattagon sore seal even though it's super slow i'm going to grab it anyways you know let's just just add add some more time save for next run help her she's fine he's got the protection from gallery i mean the nice thing about the sore seal is if you get it you can put more points in the arcane for the rivers of blood i don't think it's worth getting but it it's just it gives so much i mean it's 20 level ups going to pb by like 20 minutes probably even more i uh yeah i i need to like figure so much stuff out but just fun to actually do a run even if it's really scuffed uh well the r the scaling goes up still demented but yeah it's actually at 40 it's at 40 or at 50 arcane that the bleed stops going up fast i think or maybe it is 45. well the two gargoyles aren't actually needed but they allow you like you need to go to deeper depths and by using the gargoyles you can you can get you can get to lane dell super easily okay demented yeah you want to go like 42 if you're gonna use the silver the silver thing my game is so bright yeah the church is up there i wonder is there a grace closer to this church is there one inside the church okay we got the rivers oh wait i don't even know why i'm going to upgrade it i don't have the oh i can upgrade it to plus nine oh whatever we'll just upgrade i guess these splits are such a mess dude i don't even know what these splits are at this point i need to respec but i i'm not gonna bother doing it yet until i get plus 10. ryan grace all right wait so you're you're at the same point of progression on the warrior character as you are on the samurais area that's really weird apparently starting warrior saves time for any percent anyways this set oh no did spicy start as warrior in his in his uh in his wrecking run is it in is this it i think this is it you didn't why is warrior faster uh because apparently it has something to do with like level ups like you don't you don't have to level up until after godskin noble instead of before yeah i know where the plus 10 is guys oh it saves sitting at a grace somebody said it saves like six seconds i mean is it does it really take that long to sit i mean i guess it's a few seconds at the very least i mean for any percent every second counts honestly i don't i mean i could buy the fourth pouch slot but but why even bother though the the talisman slot like i don't even think i'm gonna have four talismans hey caden thank you for the prime sub it's this way oh yeah this is actually like a 50k ruin here be nice up here i'm not doing any percent runs anymore not at the moment i do want to go back to it though and try to get like one final clean run but honestly that category was already starting to kind of annoy me like playing doing that category 10 hours a day for like a week straight was already pretty [ __ ] okay all right we got the somber we got the flies now we go back we get the plus 10 rivers of blood and then we go bully radon okay why why did it spawn me back up there huh is it faster to get the dragon somber close to the church where you get the rivers uh i don't even know where that is why does it keep spawning me next to this [ __ ] guy dude [ __ ] off like i'm running away what is happening on the mouth of the skull i don't think that's somber guys honestly though i mean you could instead of getting this one you could also go to um you could kill skin duo but all right plus 10 all right radon oh wait i need to respect where did is okay so [Music] [ __ ] oh my god i don't even remember what what are the requirements for this thing uh 18 decks actually i don't need to level decks i need 12 strength okay so i have that and then i need oh god swarm of flies is 11 faith okay and then we need 42 arcane okay no mind oh yeah i probably should have leveled up mind uh it'll be okay for a sec i need i'm wearing the arcane mask i know i know what i'm wearing thank you i have the i have uh the filigreed crest though so it's not going to use as much fp the helm gives 80 rk of eight arcane so now i'm at 50. pretty nice oh yeah i forgot to upgrade the flask once more i'm forgetting a lot of stuff it's okay guys don't worry doesn't it it does lessen damage but putting on the helm is still a net damage increase you can see here my damage is 587 so it gives me four attack rating putting this thing on but it also gives me way more blood loss build up i don't need the spell what the hell dude what do you mean can't travel to a [ __ ] grace wait do i have to rest okay oh you don't even need to sit you just need to activate it okay gotcha wait margaret's [ __ ] dead i didn't know that killing morgot kills margaret that's interesting well that's good to know they're the same person i mean i'll be honest i actually wasn't really sure if it was the same person i assumed it was but well but of course of course they're the same okay guys why doesn't killing margaret kill morgot i don't know dude good question also what about mo they different moogs i guess oh it's the brother i have absolutely no idea how to run through this area golden seed i i just i i need three golden seeds now so i don't even know if this is worth it i am the lord of all that is golden i probably could have one cycled him i don't i don't know though i didn't mean to do the final attack of that combo i was kind of messing around a bit too much yeah i think you could definitely one cycle him before the cutscene not that it really saves much time anyways uh so i need to skip margaret and then now we go back to the ancestral woods put out immediately then wait for the soul to pop does that save time okay margaret doesn't drop a remembrance so we don't actually need to kill him i believe ella had like a 2-0 i don't know what did ella have guys like a 205 or something ah i hate not being able to warp while i'm in combat this is so annoying yeah that was on old patch with sort of knight and flame and current patch is going to be considerably slower because you can't hit one shot every boss well okay it's not quite one shot but it's pretty damn close to it yeah i mean i could have i could have used the mark of grace but i really wish homeward bones were in this game i'm not gonna lie i i feel like they should have still added homeward bones like there's still situations where homeward bones could be useful ella could have cut a lot on his two hour run i'm sure he could have i don't even know if like using the mimic is worth it for a lot of these like these early fights oh [Music] i feel i actually feel like maybe maybe the mimic actually isn't worth it considering there's quite a few fights that he kind of just does nothing you know honestly though like maybe the mimic actually isn't worth it i don't know it's really good for millennia and some other fights but i don't know maybe maybe it actually kind of ends up breaking even i do feel like for a lot of the fights it i don't even really want the mimic he killed morgoth and godfrey for me i mean he helped a bit on godfrey but he really didn't save much and honestly he probably saved literally nothing on morgot because the amount of time it took to summon him and then use well i guess i didn't need to use the healing but i don't know we'll we'll see i mean i haven't gotten to the thing is i haven't done any of like the super late game bosses yet like placidu sax and godskin duo and malacath and radagon eldon beast so on so forth there's uh i mean for these for these early bosses the mimic is pretty much worthless but for the late game stuff it is quite good yeah fire giant and like moog oh i need to actually go get the statue and i have no idea where all these freaking graces are yeah i did the wrong warp to knock around i also did the wrong warp to pharah missoula honestly though i think this run could be i think this run could still maybe be like two and a half hours ish you don't know about fair missoula wrong warp being worth it i mean though if you don't do the fair missoula wrong warp you have to go to caleb uh and get the eight the plus eight and plus nine which takes like a minute and a half uh you do need to pick up the other sword key but it only takes like probably 45 seconds at best what's up shimano i i think firm firm wrong warp is worth it but i don't know it's really hard to say should i have flies on for mimic uh not yet but soonish yeah it's gonna be like a three and a half hour run i don't think it's gonna be that long i think we should be able to finish in under three hours for sure uh yeah the problem with that zero is that you actually still have to burn the air tree because fia doesn't move otherwise but i do still think the firm wrong warp saves time i don't know it's really hard to say you haven't burned the air tree and feel moved there are other things that trigger fiat to move but none of which we do in the speed run for this category so our only option for getting her to move is to go to the go burn the air tree it is absolutely not worth activating a group great room for [ __ ] basically negligible stats it's way more than a minute to activate a great rune as well my dude it's like probably [ __ ] two minutes to activate godric's just riding the elevator is probably a minute the elevators are so slow in the divine towers also i'm pretty sure if you go to activate godric's rune you gotta run all the way i don't even think you can use torrent do why do i activate that i don't know because i can so grab that just in case but backstepping be quicker than running no you have bloodhound step that would be faster yeah this on current patch we going for a stall now we are do not like these enemies okay so fast scared me but you know i could level up my mind some more too oh kill it mimic oh i got it yo [Laughter] easy game dude wait a second do i even need to go past this part i don't need ronnie's ring right i don't think so okay is the church closer it is oh i need the seal dude okay there's this category is overwhelming dude best weapon for level one playthrough i have no idea the grace's menu is fine it's just the thing is there's there's like 5 000 graces in this game uh poppy ella's research the thing is ella really has no idea what he's doing on this patch either this this pat this cat like this patch is just a mess at the moment okay so my plan is to summon the mimic and basically just have it spam swarm of flies at a baseline yeah i love this boss by the way [Music] what what um so the swarm of flies is pretty [ __ ] good for phase two though i'm not gonna lie that [ __ ] like that's pretty fast the mimic carry yeah dude he killed the fire giant the halberd better than for phase one than rivers i don't think so especially because our level ups aren't really set up for that i didn't split timer i'm just not splitting yet i already unlocked for missoula but unfortunately i cannot do fia's quest line unless i burn the aired tree well okay that's not completely true i know somebody's gonna say oh dude i did it i didn't burn the air tree okay i can't do fia's quest in this route without burning the air tree oh man it's so bad too because it actually oh god you know what actually the pharam wrong warp might not even be worth it if it [ __ ] warps you here i can't even i can't even leave now it doesn't even let me leave without i don't think putting out is going to fix it yeah you know what i actually think the ferrum wrong warp might not be worth it then it might it might be better to get the caleb the caled somber stones unless there's a way around this you need the bell you don't need the bell you can pick up eight and nine and caleb it's literally what i'm talking about right now dude uh you just timed flame grant me strength as a 210 minute detour from celia tunnel exit i see you need to rest at the grace all right godskin duo also level up a bit more had a 201 run [ __ ] off dude had a 201 run on your mom dude oh it's the attack that stuns you completely until you die that's my favorite one nice i don't even think i've ever seen that guy do that attack standing still like i i know he has the i know he has like the whirlwind attack when he buffs himself where he like extends his body super far forwards but man i don't even think i've ever seen him do that then again i've barely fought this boss so all right let's try to play a little bit more cautious [Music] yo he [ __ ] dodged that aoe what a legend dude why do bosses survive with oh it's dead okay it was like bosses survive with one health so often dude [Laughter] okay i hate that guy i'm just i should have caught out is the mimic gonna submit this run yeah mimic two laughs oh god i hope i hope block isn't is box still doing his marathon or is he just like waiting for me now [ __ ] is pissed is he actually pissed oh no [Music] you can go mimic will finish the run why is he waiting for me so oh god what's happening uh after i'm done with this run i have a sponsored stream with bach play this stealth game called origami ah lame okay guys you know what you don't even have to watch i will be playing elden ring all day tomorrow you can literally just come back tomorrow okay show up you have 20k people what do you need a sponsor for listen this is not normal okay before elden ring came out i had like [ __ ] 3k viewers i already agreed to the sponsor like weeks ago 3k viewers is still big yeah listen you have you have streamers like train wrecks getting millions of dollars [ __ ] endorsing gambling websites okay get get out of here with this [ __ ] all right it's not even starting drama it's literally just the truth uh the watchdog stuff i actually looked into that zarian uh well not fully but i i know somebody was saying it's pretty good i was testing it like the weapon art's decent but i think giving the mimic swarm of flies is better for this i like how you like dude you literally can't do anything once he goes into this phase it's so [ __ ] stupid i hate it this attack is so dumb i just want to punish it man do you summon the mimic as you enter sometimes the teleports to the boss as you're running okay i could just summon it when i spawn in them and that that that laser is like i don't know i'm gonna need to practice a lot of these fights is really what it comes down to but i feel like that the laser there is it's i mean you could just run away and and it won't hit you but then then you're 10 miles away from the boss so it's like you just once he once he goes into the ball and starts teleporting you can like barely [ __ ] attack this dude just emotes lie down does that actually work remember swarm of flies uh well too late yeah it's the same it's the same pattern every time i just i don't really know the pattern and i i don't know i have no idea how to approach safely while he's doing the the laser the other big concern surprised he did that attack actually oh the mimic actually got a bleed on him when he was in the air nice dude [Music] okay dude is there anywhere that's safe oh [ __ ] here we go nice no lasers dude let's go wait he's like am i not getting more damage from decks i don't even know if it's really worth leveling decks i mean it does have b scaling uh you beating this boss twice and both time is ai broke after the flying claw attacks you get more damage from leveling arcane oh really no idea distant death okay like i don't know how to [ __ ] fight this guy in melee though he's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] my mimic is doing absolutely nothing as well i mean to be honest like this fight you definitely don't even really need the mimic for i gotta say i actually much prefer fighting phase two of malakath compared to [ __ ] phase one phase one of malketh with a melee weapon is very annoying like it gives a bit i don't know all right i think we should still be able to finish this run in under three hours though we have ratagon eldon beast and then i think we have millennia and uh moog oh we also have fortisacks um i have 42 arcane but i also have the helm on which puts me up to 50. elven beast is kind of a [ __ ] i'm not gonna lie i i don't i haven't seen like a single build that is good for eldon beast quite honestly black flame black flame is not good like i try i i did an incantation only run i had a plus 10 aired tree seal with 80 faith and black flame was still [ __ ] garbage man it did like a thousand per cast like really not that good pest threads however is really good this threads is really freaking good dude oh wait i also have to kill uh horolu i forgot to add a split for him this threads is from gallery isn't that the radigon split well all right godfrey just this guy is so tanky dude actually all right no save me mimick yeah you can ai break him but then second phase has full health which i don't know might still be better i guess but i'm not sure the helm reduces physical damage it does yes but it's still a net increase to use the home but yeah i mean maybe it's better to get 50 arcane legit and then use the other helm uh [Music] oh that is so delayed all right mimek you got this dude if i didn't have the mimic i i would not i would not be finishing this run tonight i don't think no i haven't killed moog yet get a mimic get him okay nice stop dude very cool [Music] dude why is that so hard to dodge with the with the stomp set up it's okay but dude i'm so [ __ ] actually for elven beast can't you jump this is not good [Music] oh this is so grim i gotta say this fight this fight is so terrible maybe honestly using the like when he spawns elven stars dude i have no [ __ ] healing left now he's doing this amazing i was saying before that like you could literally have the most amazing weapon in the game but then you get to this fight and if the weapon sucks for this fight you literally could lose like five [ __ ] minutes see it's like now elvenstar spawns and i don't know what to do i don't have any healing and it's gonna kill me aggie beat it with only craftables i that's lovely yeah who asked you can sidestep the triple stomp you absolutely cannot actually you cannot [ __ ] you cannot strafe the triple the triple stop of the triple slam okay i just this is not good i would prefer not to be missing this much health instantly could you book with the golden halberd uh you could you know what i'm gonna try the exalted flesh for eldon beast as after i get to him there is an ai break for radagon honestly like ai breaking rata like if there's a really good weapon i wouldn't even be surprised if respecting or uh oh wait i don't have the exalted flesh i didn't even kill alexander use the teach summon no all right i gotta be really careful on radagon dude this this hitbox goes behind them by the way amazing [Music] meat dumplings allow the mimic to heal three times actually thought i might have got an ai break there for a moment this fight is genuinely so bad though i really don't know what kind of weapon you could you could run with for this to make it not really terrible i've heard uh estelle's weapon is really good for this fight there's the third weapon art strike yep and it's really slow and does nothing well it does i mean it does decent damage but it's really slow dude look at this i have literally done nothing to him and this there's still like 10 minutes left in this fight i mean i might die here again honestly once he uses elden stars maybe i should actually just save the maybe i should save the mimic for elven beast ella got some good damage against him using the halberd yeah i saw he was doing like a thousand per hit but he also had all the talismans right it's like dude i i spend like this is so [ __ ] garbage actually okay he runs around for 30 seconds and then i hit him for a thousand damage get a second set of ashes to ai break him because the ai break is damage based and you can't really break the ai unless you do enough damage at the start so this weapon doesn't do enough damage at the start so i can't ai break him maybe i should go back to this actually after maybe i'll go do uh i'll go do moog and fortisex and millenia i'll be honest elden beast is the main like the most concerning fight in this run and i don't i don't really know how to deal with it i really don't i knew you what is it is like 10 000 times easier to kill with this build than eldon beast my dude we were talking about requiring elden beast to be last okay have you ever seen when the first god wins river even if rivers of blood saves 10 minutes on like across fights it loses it could it could potentially lose so much time on elden beast that it's not even worth it i mean it might be worth switching back to a different weapon for eldon beast like maybe it's worth respecting twice with how [ __ ] that fight is brandish i need to i have two tears i don't have any wait do i have to rest time to learn how to fight elden beast it's not even a matter of i mean i know how to dodge his attacks the fight is literally like 15 minutes long dude wait i have one what what the [ __ ] are you guys talking about are you talking about the respect yeah i know i know i have a respect i choose oh i need her to fall asleep [ __ ] is in shambles i know i'm sorry buck box gonna box about to ban me from his chat he's only angry a little bit he went to sleep already i mean we could do it tomorrow but it's his birthday tomorrow and i don't think he wants to do it tomorrow okay i don't know how to fight this boss either i'm not gonna lie i'm just gonna try get a mimic whew yeah this bit i mean i knew i did eldon beast with this with this uh this build before and it it was like pretty painful i'm not gonna lie i just i thought i don't know i thought it would be fine but eldon beast really you really don't want to do elden beast with this weapon i split on elden beast i know because i'm i'm literally i don't want to fight eldon beast right now dude it's [ __ ] horrible yeah i could get alexander's shard i don't know i also have like literally no healing for this fight it's kind of funny nice the mimic is literally [ __ ] doing nothing i don't know if i should use rivers of blood on this guy or oh god i love literally just losing 3s this instantly this fight is honestly extremely problematic as well i'm not gonna lie [Music] you can get the flask yeah there's there's a flask you can get but it loses you like five minutes like the thing is i if i summon the mimic and he does knee hill i literally have two estes for this fight i don't have anything that's exaggerating it's literally not dude the tear is in altus plateau which we don't even go to oh like like i'm basically already dead look at this [ __ ] dude all right now i have to do the entire fight with no healing i could i could get one more estus towards healing i suppose you can freeze this boss no you can't unless you get the shackle yes i i know that you can get the physic that negates this guys i have played the game before i i i know i know it's just literally it's extremely slow let's just spam swarm applies because at least if we spam swarm of flies we can actually foreign we almost killed him on that last attempt with the swarm so oh no i thought he was targeting the mimic oh it's so painful i i literally can't make any mistakes in this fight like because his knee hill actually takes four of my estus it's not even just three it's it's [ __ ] four dude i mean i could go try to get the flask but it would be like 15 minutes to go get it because i'd have to go all the way to altus and kill the [ __ ] invader the thing is if i use rivers if i use rivers of blood and i try to fight this guy and then he turns around mid mid attack if i if that happens twice i'm already dead like i literally just the fact that four of your heels are just instantly gone like i might as well be starting this fight with two heels because of the knee hill like i i just can't i don't know how long it would take to get the flask guys the point is it's really slow honestly getting the shackle might be worth it but the shackles probably gonna get fixed as well okay nice i just gotta play extremely careful you never know when this guy is just gonna [ __ ] turn and attack you dude i could not even imagine fighting this guy without the [ __ ] mimic right now actually please i don't want to fight you oh my god okay guys i just need to finish this run dude holy [ __ ] dude bach is waiting for me i just dude moog and eldon beast i think are the they're the brick walls of this run i'm not gonna lie these mogu moog and [ __ ] elden beast man millennia is uh is honestly super easy but he doesn't have enough followers for you to be on time okay dude he's doing granny too she's gonna try to get more damage i guess i don't know dude oh yeah i have the via diva uh frost grease and liturgical town would be useful for elden beast no i don't think so the frog the frost resin is uh it doesn't work on elden beast the radiant one doesn't debuff okay that's her i could pop all the boss souls yeah so more vigor for moog yeah honestly the the the hardest part about that is just the the knee hill does so much no split uh the splits are kind of out of order yeah you can choose moog with the arrows but yeah i don't need health i need flasks more than anything this is going to give me like four level ups you've got a highlight of killing moog level 40. i'm interested to see that do you have 12 or 14 flasks first off because that's very important and i need to know that [Music] you have more flasks the the thing is the like you have to understand that flasks translate to being able to make mistakes like with literally get hit once and i'm i'm basically out of s i'm out of blasts like he hits me once and i need to heal twice to heal the damage he dealt and then knee hill is gonna use four of my flasks so he killed him at level 40 you can't make any mistakes i don't know if that's necessarily true i mean if he gets one shot okay yeah the mimic also costs health when i enter the fight which is another problem like the mimic is also one estes gone instantly that's you know that's the big problem with skipping altus plateau there is so many golden seeds in altus and we don't get any of them okay dude you did it with no mimic it must have taken [ __ ] 10 minutes dude it literally it takes like 30 bleed procs to kill moog it's so bad walk has retired from streaming took two minutes okay okay this is great i would love to see how you kill them in two minutes unless you did some sort of ai exploit he said he's level 40. i mean send me a video i would love to see okay this is like the worst skip ever um i would i would love to see a 40 a a two minute mode kill at level 40. i i genuinely at least if you're using swarm of flies i would love to see that because i don't i don't know how i don't know how you would kill him in two minutes dude what is going on hello they killed sewer moog there we go yeah you dude honestly though alexander's talisman might not be a bad idea talisman plus exalted flesh for the 80 threshold ai break on elden beast yeah true maybe i gotta say i i expected this run to go a little bit easier oh god i'm so sorry buck i'm gonna gift box some subs i feel like i feel like such a piece of [ __ ] dude look at the guys videos like two and a half minutes it's also his [ __ ] birthday tomorrow god i'm actually ah i i feel like such a dick he's fine okay i hope so he said it's fine it seemed like he was gonna cry okay shut the [ __ ] up you have a you've used a ruin arc and the flask dude you use the flask okay great so the boss has 40 percent less health that's that's lovely give him a raid i mean he's probably wait is this the spot i imagine bach is probably gonna go to bed after the sponsor the flask oh yeah you're right no the flask doesn't stop the heel no you're right actually never mind sorry flask lets you dps through knee hills that's true yeah yeah you can just spam swarm up flies when he's doing it box said you're too famous now and forgot about him okay dude i gotta say rivers of blood is good for some of the fights but man moog mogan elden beast needs some work in this route the mogan elden beast are [ __ ] trash dude my goodness honestly i feel like getting you can buy the flask i feel like getting a getting a heal or something in the flask could definitely go a long way rivers of blood does not suck you take that back all right millennia please level up dude i can get like two levels i skipped a plus one in mountains strength extraordinary the true lord you gotta admit rivers of blood is pretty good for millennia though bach needs you i will be there in just a moment we just gotta kill eldon beast just just tell them we're almost there i don't have enough endurance [Music] go i'm just hoping the mimics actually gonna [ __ ] help me out in this fight oh my god this boss is so bad i don't think the mimic has hit the boss a single [ __ ] time don't get in trouble join bach yeah maybe i should just maybe i should just not finish this run i don't know i'll try like elden beast once or twice more i i genuinely don't know i eldon beast is such a [ __ ] it's more or less rude to not finish the run after making you making him wait yeah all right here we go guys here we go here we go [Music] it's actually hitting oh saved saved no okay okay it's fine it's fine just it wasn't my fault by the way it's just the mimic got too far away or you got to like too close not gonna target me or the so [Music] now i love the i love when the boss just doesn't let you attack it it's so epic dude oh look he's swimming away again oh great is he gonna do the rings now oh he's doing this attack oh [ __ ] yeah bruh yes world record current patch no i'm just kidding somebody's probably done a faster run than this but uh oh jesus [ __ ] christ this fight is pain dude yeah i beat millennia okay guys i gotta say this route needs some [ __ ] work it needs some serious work dude holden beast and moog are so horrible my god oh bach needs me all right what is this well guys i guess i don't know uh you know i'm supposed to be playing a game with another streamer but um yeah he's he's super hollywood now i think he forgot about us i think he forgot about us guys no no no okay i'm gonna gift bach 100 subs for his birthday let's look let's hook him up [Music] okay i gotta put on my headset so yeah i'm doing a sponsored stream with uh bach we're playing this game called origami it's like a stealth stealth co-op uh stealth co-op game that we're gonna do dissed 19k viewers yeah time for 75 of them to leave no just kidding yeah i'm doing a sponsored stream guys so uh yeah i'm gonna be playing with block just give me one minute to set up uh i will be doing more elden ring tomorrow don't worry um i will i will be doing more elden ring uh tomorrow but yeah i'm going to be checking this game out with buck for a little bit yeah thank you guys so much like holy [ __ ] i'm pretty sure we hit a viewer pb today i think somebody was i don't have my viewer account open but somebody said we hit 20k which is absolutely wild so thank you uh thank you everybody who was here for the run i know uh i know a lot of you guys are here for elden ring and that's okay but uh i will be doing more elven ring tomorrow but yeah i'm going to be checking this game out with bach for a little bit this [ __ ] run i really thought i would i thought i would finish all remembrances under three hours but man this [ __ ] was a [ __ ] mess dude [Music] okay wait walk one up to me oh he gifted one sub oh what a nice guy okay the box said he needs more subs a hundred is not enough

Channel: Distortion2

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Keywords: games, twitch, elden, ring, all, bosses, speedrun, world, record

Id: W94sDN-zy6w

Length: 223min 25sec (13405 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 21 2022