My Very First Souls Game

do i know anything about the game no but why did the music just stop why is it so silent all of a sudden does it not loop no it doesn't why yeah ah but going back to it we'll activate it again uh it's so weird not holding a ps4 controller i don't like it it's just a different controller all together i mean you could always go back wait can you no i mean like you could just you know stop using the ps5 [Music] no only english uk no english america yep sorry but you gotta look at everybody and demon souls talk about their bangers and mash dude this is so oh my god i've never known what hd looks like with my shitty ass screens this is pretty much in-game graphics by the way wait what the end game looks like this is good you're choking no i am not it actually looks this good wait until you're able to play the game it looks this good he's an ss that's a god that is in fact a dragon god that's a god it makes me horny do i want the tatas or do i want the non tatas oh yeah the best part about this game is that you can make an horrid abomination yeah it is the best my favorite is dark souls 2 character creation because you can just keep hitting randomize and eventually you get something that looks like a pickle does one of them start with an axe i forget uh well hunter starts with a mini axe i think i'm going to make a boxer and everything silly yes [ __ ] shut up you're making you're making boxer all right you're making a boxer shut up oh you can have different [ __ ] animations weird yeah you can pick a masculine style or a feminine style ah yes because yeah because this is totally feminine that's masculine that's masculine wait what is going on here all of this you know what i'm not gonna create boxing this [ __ ] it i'm going to do this i'm just going to do this see the one that i [ __ ] with the most randomized wait no now i want to play a woman wait renowned i have no cool helmet yeah never mind [ __ ] it it sucks come on just something that i please i genuinely hate it please for the love of god no more bowl cuts i've been streaming for 24 minutes and we i think we found it oh we found it i wanted a hot topic man oh wait no that was actually a good one ah don't worry we'll find someone hotter oh god will we what does this look like i'm just like on a dating app and just flicking swiping yeah just swiping left and right consistently yeah should be good hold on we're going to change the hair we're going to change the hair yeah i'm a fan of that one but yeah maybe with a different hair oh this looks kind of good i'm kind of [ __ ] with that one yeah yeah i'm kind of [ __ ] with this it looks cool what if we change the facial hair all right and now just to top it all off we make him a demon oh the opposite of what you want to be in this game not a demon no that is peak character design this looks [ __ ] fantastic what the [ __ ] hey look it's someone figuring out the controls [Applause] [Laughter] i mean i should probably do the same whoops all right all right cool is like the universal dark souls greeting is it if you're friendly to the person you invade uh you just spam l1 hey you come here come here oh my god okay i just missed what um so that's a backstab hey you want to hear something wacky um what's wacky every single weapon in this game has its own riposte animation do the fist one so hit right on the d-pad so now just walk up to somebody and no not again wait so i just have to like parry and then yeah you just have to power and then r1 oh my god yeah oh hello hello holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god oh god nope placing that one panic nice sorry i'm like trying to get the timing down it's very hard how will you oh god wow i'm a [ __ ] fool i i'm trying to figure this out i'm trying to figure this out don't mind me oh oh god i keep yeah yeah we're both doing this yeah okay all right so to avoid shield bounce you would actually two-hand your sword so if you want to be hyper-aggressive you can yep just like that and you need more damage there we go okay i don't oh no fog wall yep we all know what this means time to get my [ __ ] kicked in when you're overrun with demons what do you send you did the one thing i said not to do wow i cannot believe that happened to me immediately oh you'll find the dark souls equivalent how the [ __ ] would this person just die in the next oh all right welcome to boletaria oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] you okay oh excuse me oh he's [ __ ] married yeah i'm worried sorry that has intimidated me that intimidated me immediately sometimes i like even though i oh okay you know i'm not good at this game but at least i'm not that dude said the message holy [ __ ] well now that you are here pray thee fend off these draglings sure sure sure you can do it you have technology oh okay i mean it oh goodbye my friend oh [ __ ] wait he's fine he's like oh man it sure is i'm sure i'm glad you're not a demon it's like ha yes that is me not a demon not a demon so this reminds me a lot of dark souls 3 where i uh stop playing the game because i don't know how i feel about this one you'll be good yeah oh my god oh my god it's just a bunch of blobs oh my oh god i'm trying to think about how i'm gonna approach this i'm just like how the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [ __ ] is happening that's a big damage ow i hate this i'm just mad that if i die here i'm gonna [ __ ] lose my [ __ ] there is a reason those checkpoints exist no i mean if i lose my [ __ ] i mean my uh my cool not my items the mental kind of [ __ ] it is definitely a weird first spot i'm ow ow ow you won but now you're human now that you're human other people can just throw themselves into your game and try to kill you i thought you said they can no they can't uh i didn't press anything that's a very weird yeah sure you didn't i swear i didn't i promise we became monumentals half-living sentiments of the fabric [Music] you look kind of demonic that wouldn't happen to be no okay have you the strength to bear this burden yes no i didn't pay attention do you or don't you i i didn't faint i didn't you guys are [ __ ] i mean i just make that joke because like in dark souls one there's a person that basically speaks in an entire [ __ ] riddle to you and then at the very end and there's just an option that just says yes or no because they're like it's like a cat and then it's like oh fortunate hot wheels to be far fluff and like they talk like ariane j and then like you know oh just now will it flunk though and you're like yes or no [ __ ] i trade fine goods for souls hey so you're [ __ ] in luck dude all right i have put down my soul sign world's invaded 30. shut up he's been at it he's been going at it listen all right i participate in the invading community well i can't believe 30 people play this game all 30 people who have the playstation 5 30 people who have the playstation 5. soon to be 31 hell yeah hello hi i can light roll in this how can you light roll on all of that it's behold 60 endurance no no i'm gonna have to keep up with you and i can't look at the cool things no you can look at the cool thing i'll just run ahead and kill everything no but that's what i'm supposed to be playing for dragon ball and smash please milky don't worry there's still this guy what the [ __ ] uh hello dude i uh hey milky can you do your magic don't judge me uh okay stay down there i guess oh oh my god what just happened hello oh lizard quest ow ow ow oh my god they hurt oh god they're hurt that's a [ __ ] oh my god oh yeah you actually i've got my face no i'm dead goodbye [Music] that's death number one hey made it really far made it really far before you're dying my oh no all right they're all back now aren't they yeah they sure are yes haha get [ __ ] yup yep i can hit the enemy don't worry about it oh i'm dead again okay hey uh i don't i i don't know if i can do this gonna kill me that's epic that's really fun that's really fun that's really fun that's really fun this is bad i'm it's really showing how bad i'm at the game now you know your sword and your shield on the same hand i sure did leave me alone you know kind of not vibing with this i'm gonna be quite honest don't like the don't like the spider webs everywhere okay i do need to quickly use the bathroom so i'll be right back now the question is did she take off her headphones chad let's assume she has this boss is gonna kick her ass call what you mean the spider yes i mean yeah i'm currently trying to beat the spider the only issue is that i'm on new game plus because i accidentally beat this game last time i played it which means every area shen goes i have to follow her around and beat it in new game plus you have the dragon smasher it should be relatively easy you guys are [ __ ] idiots i hope you know that you know i have wireless headphones we assumed you took them off you know i have wireless headphones you can take this off but like immediately talking about what's coming up ahead can you guys be a little bit smarter like by a tiny bit no just a [ __ ] person oh dear your dream comes true now i hope you guys are [ __ ] happy i'm happy in the way of like schadenfreude but not like you know emotionally happy great great great [ __ ] all right cool epic thanks thanks jikes yo what the [ __ ] okay you gotta hit the dongle i i am trying to move if i'm gonna be honest i yep i can't i yep yep i couldn't even move would you like to know why you couldn't move why couldn't i move you got webbed yeah that's what i thought there's not a shortcut there is there the shortest cut you got is that elevator [ __ ] this [ __ ] i'm out i don't have souls anymore no you do not they are in the boss room great with the ball cool off awesome awesome how do i get you let me add him let me add him good luck actually i'm gonna need the luck god i'm gonna kick your spotted [ __ ] oh i have no idea what just happened here we go i feel no that already tells me enough [ __ ] you okay wait wait which one did you go oh no she went to five nope nope don't you want to go into the poison swamp nope i [ __ ] guessed that i knew it come on your a reaction oh my god i'm going to die you can go [ __ ] off ah yes i hate fire and i'm about to die one two yeah yeah oh i'm dead yeah okay goodbye all right see you later that's what i get for not having uh any healing items i cannot say final fantasy one spoilers anymore because that's irrelevant again what the [ __ ] i know right oh hey oh [ __ ] me oh i'm poisoned oh and i'm dead okay i'm living the high life right now what the [ __ ] cthulhu oh i'm dead oh yeah oh yeah epic i'm dead the gamers are aggressive i have no healing items surprise [ __ ] oh my god no oh god [ __ ] i can't get out you don't know i'm here oh gamers where did milky go i'm still here you guys are so silent you're supposed to be here to ease my attention i don't think you understand like the pure joy that people get from watching someone experience a souls game for the first time yeah i'm like what i'm actually showing i'm giddy like a [ __ ] kid on christmas oh [ __ ] he saw me oh god ow oh and i'm dead okay impressive run though huh that was a very impressive run i am dead again oh my god oh my god no i'm just i am okay all right just don't even let me get up all right time to fight big flesh ball i really don't like that [Applause] oh my god what am i doing oh my god i was so close too i'm amazed i made it through the first area without dying but uh oh my god [ __ ] out uh yeah i totally had time there um that that didn't count that run didn't count that run didn't count at the very end of the tutorial two dragons is a ring that helps you wear more stuff but the two dragons uh there's one upper round and there's one lower round those two yeah they just want to chance why do you want me to go towards the dragons what's wrong with you hey i'm good i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead i'm good you're not gone no you're not i've been down dead i'm not enough you guys are just doing this for your [ __ ] enjoyment where all we're saying is you seem to be still alive okay okay all right get out here now you have defense and speed all right here's the [ __ ] he uses a spear so shield his spear attacks however he also uses his shield to bash your shield and then kill you oh my god oh god oh okay that lasted long oh my god are you kidding me oh my god no half half you [ __ ] i already felt good that i got him to have health improvement from uh not hitting at all oh [Applause] yes yes [ __ ] you [ __ ] you i got ah very nice [ __ ] [Applause] i assume i'm gonna [ __ ] die if i stay here but maybe i will die i will die i will die i will die oh body uh excuse me are you [ __ ] kidding me oh my god you stopped that oh my god ow you can stop that please i don't exactly know what i'm doing but uh okay well i only have this dude left now uh oh god oh ow okay i'm so small compared to him though oh my god just him falling over okay so head does hurt okay good good to know [Music] yeah g-a-m-e-r gamer somehow this is just as funny as the as when i played dark souls 3 the first time it was on stream and i defeated the first boss the weird gloopy hand [ __ ] also in my first try i don't know how but i sure did the sound of like the pickaxes hitting the shields and stuff like that is so gorgeous [Music] [Laughter] being summoned you gotta hold on to your dick this guy's been trying to get your attention for a while oh hey i don't like the way he's smiling at me oh hello one thing i don't mind are you it's just a big [ __ ] bug i call him crabby uh sir did you go ham for leon oh good old rusty patches oh my god that is my vlog all right good luck thanks okay uh what banky you [ __ ] suck will i die if i step in this i don't know let's find out no no no milky muggy you know how in like old-school zelda games the door would lock until you beat all the enemies in the room that's me all right let's try this yeah so welcome to the fortress of doom guarded by this guy oh grace love it i shouldn't have done that oh i'm dead oh my god rest in peace i'm stuck i'm stuck and i'm dead oh a morning star oh hi oh god oh no i am poisoned don't go forward without nothing what does that mean i am dead okay i deserve that good to know oh look at that again what does plagued mean it's like poison but faster wait can i get into it oh yeah wait no oh [ __ ] i am i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead so plague is like poison but faster i love that there's like five million messages a skeleton just rolled at me it's just funny seeing a bunch of skeletons coming rolling at you hey it's only funny now or you meet the other rolling skeletons uh that's where real pain starts all right what will i see past here here here we go familiar face oh no i see that i see that no i don't see that oh that's what that is okay i understand that hello no no no no stop stop [Music] all right yeah they don't [ __ ] around you like swords do you want two swords ow what are the messages you say what do they say what's the others [ __ ] idiots oh [ __ ] doubt mike i can read hey you really want to do this yep [Music] yeah bait that [ __ ] god baby moon baby move strong yes oh there's two oh there's two of them where am i oh oh that's where i am so if you notice that's a big booty why oh blood ow you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] they warned you we're not actually going to fight him so he does a jumping attack we're going to bait that out run past him grab the item and then run away [Music] and book it yeah great great idea arson thanks all right do i want to test it i'm i'm not going to get there anyway hey there big boy do you remember me [Music] [Music] i feel like i can kill him but it's like ew his cheeks oh oh [ __ ] oh my god i hate these manta rays as well it's so hard i got him to have help i'm gonna get it i am gonna get it i'm gonna do it i wonder if i can block that i don't think so i think it's a little bit big definitely not the manta ray at least i retrieved him before i died you got him okay well and i'm dead i don't even lie that would have been my first suggestion after you said it's technically already prevailed oh the adjudicator oh what that's hungry situation going on um you fought a boss like this before ow that's rude i'm sorry i don't know oh there we go oh it's a bird okay yeah it's ratatouille goodbye ratatouille all right here we go oh oh see that man yeah shoot him with arrows someone else is doing the exact same thing yep oh he moves i don't know that's not supposed to happen he also has like absolutely no physical resist so if you were to drop down you could probably like beat the [ __ ] out of them jesus christ don't fight things if you die you lose your souls do not aggro the [ __ ] miners they're mining their business that's a joke oh my god but down the hallway with exploding fireballs this is your punishment now look what you did naughty children get exploded by the fat official now pick up your souls and do the shame walk sound thought it's noticed it's the adjudicator on the shield this is in fact the adjudicator shield makes sense now i brutally murder him huh brutally murder him but he's a humble really he does not wish to interfere i would rudely murder him i'll send's right kill the guy why he's a liar and a cheat a charlatan i'll grab the key this area is too confusing who the [ __ ] is he oh god oh my god where did he come from ah there he is there he is i owe you my life oh time to go kill blobby boy and then all you have left here is the boss how do i get there huh huh what oh no all right nice nice i'm still plagued well i guess i'll just have to play with the plague and hope i don't die [Music] she pretty what the [ __ ] oh fear oh my god ma'am oh my god i hate that i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead rascal get the [ __ ] out of here oh my god oh like [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god i'm an idiot i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead in the worst case scenario you just sit there and yep like reach in hell oh my god okay [ __ ] you gg oh geez you're going to brazil you're the best [Laughter] my souls oh no no oh my how did i do [Music] oh wait hello hello oh no there you go no are you kidding me well there goes like 30k plus souls got that math game where you moved yeah i'm like why would you [ __ ] oh what leeches [Music] like more than i thought it would you know i didn't think there was a cheese spot that was oh you know this existed in the ps3 version as well you could literally like i played i don't mean to be a debbie down them here it is that really wasn't that really wasn't that bad it's also kind of nice after going through that horrific area and then finding a boss that's just you know it's okay yeah oh my god the swamp motif really needs to go people always hate swamp levels i don't have a problem with sewer levels sewer levels can be good if executed properly but swamp levels have never been good like a good sewer level is yakuza zero oh my god i don't like it so close to the edge it makes me really uncomfortable he's just like ha ha you can't get me [Laughter] i'm gonna fly over here it does not like fire [Laughter] yeah i'm getting i mean i wonder how this guy died he definitely didn't die trying to get this item it's gonna be worth it you know it wouldn't put something there completely useless i'm not i just think i was like hearthstone chunk i actually kind of need that would you like to know what that item actually was what is it just aged spice oh my god with your plug wow oops you did this oh no oh all right he shouldn't attack you straight away if i remember but here's the so here's the problem if you let him go he will go to the next and like every couple of bosses he will start killing oh my god well i've we done it now sounded like he died if that's the glue mama then he's dead yeah he's dead get [ __ ] up enjoy yeah welcome to the meat swap i think i want a ring that's fragrant from this place ew they have human faces oh god damn it with ball oh god huh all of us are ps5 owners now yeah we are now the eight people that are on ps5 yeah i own two technically i've stolen someone's why what i'm an evil james bond villain that has like yeah i have my white cat but it's my ps5 isn't that the next like plot of the next james bond is that they've just taken all of the world's most rarest technology which is just yes the xbox series really i haven't really paid much attention but i wouldn't be surprised it was what it was engine double 07 this is a perfectly normal ps5 controller but observe but it turns into a vibrator maybe this time one of your mini partners will actually finish oh my [Laughter] now look here double07 on this tablet is a perfectly normal subreddit but observe when you press this button it actually turns into a grenade w7 putting a cringe opinion over the picture of a giga actually that's pretty bad because the most recent q actor is like quite young and daniel craig is like in his 50s yeah so people people but people do ship them and it's just it's so creepy it's so creepy yeah we've had a look in your internet history and we've seen you google the term the big mommy milkers i find the big mummy milk is quite pleasing i think you'll find you get your mind out of the gutter and keep your eyes on the price my eyes are always on the prize q the prize being those big mummy milkers my eyes are up here below seven oh my god oh cute you never told me you were a bearer oh my god shut the [ __ ] up double x7 i hate to say it but we won't think anymore your kba is only double o seven okay no at world zen is the paris caribbean movie and that's the wrong thing i watched that okay no i was talking about the world oh my god really i [Music] oh my god this shirt another one of those words that used to be like aav and now it's nothing oh oh he is free [Music] ew it babies it's breathing i've done this i'm gonna go back first i'm going to be strong the thing that she says when she like when she levels you up like you know soul of the minds okay so the world might be mended it's like i actually like repeat that like to myself sometimes like about the world being mended i just find it very encouraging actually like long before the remake of this was even announced i came across someone in a league of legends lobby which is the weirdest place to actually can interact with a human being and have it positive their name was the maiden in black and so like i just like started quoting that at them and then they responded and we just like talked about demon souls the entire game we lost that game what is this guy i don't have what he's having honestly he's really mad at the fire again i don't know oh ew oh wait they're here now oh yikes oh god algae jesus did you know if you put rice noodles in there when you make fries they curl up and puff up like popcorn i don't think that's something i want to try i'm gonna be quite honest haven't had popcorn in ages now i fancy some popcorn popcorn or like i said it on my mutopia stream cockporn like a [ __ ] dumbass [Laughter] you [ __ ] off you ah oh i'm getting closer where did that go i feel like i should have hit he's so mad he's so mad why are you mad because my [ __ ] pops severely and yours don't [Music] it's literally impossible there he goes oh that's one way of doing it hello i'm a man it makes you up to the name at least all right let's retry that okay all right how about you come over here whoa killing me here what what i guess what did i do what the [ __ ] is happening good luck what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this that was [ __ ] cruel [Music] there you go oh my god oh yeah it's nice there you go i did it cheers yeah you did it now you have the chair room you're in ikea now oh now you got to kill the plug where the [ __ ] are you he's the plugs indubitably oh my god yeah it's a player it's a player it's a [ __ ] play no that's an octopus so this player is gonna [ __ ] me up huh oh [ __ ] uh that's the octopus too fast who knows maybe this guy won't role play oh my god well i think we've figured out what kind of phantom this is yeah he's gonna be waiting on the other side of that you will have a second of iframes when you go through so you'll have time to roll but watch out they are probably gonna try and backstab you oh he's got that kind of spirit yeah he's got spear why there's so much lag happening on his side i don't i i lived i legitimately don't know what to do okay so you're gonna lose this fight because of what he's just done uh this guy is an absolute black knuckle he's broken your weapon because of the weapon that he's using oh okay that's the one that milky was telling me about okay yeah it is yeah he's seen all of the popular videos of people doing this imagine taking that long to [ __ ] do the easiest [ __ ] pvp [ __ ] in the world and then clapping and i'm gonna say it chat this is the reason why invasions aren't necessarily the best thing again you know how i say that they were very experimental boss designs this is one of those experimental boss designs and it's been over 10 years why is that it's the same [ __ ] guy it's the same [ __ ] guy wait really now you could either try and get revenge or you could start quit out and then just get rid of the online yeah there's only eight ps5 so we need to find this [ __ ] guy see this is what i'm talking about everyone's like no pvp is the experience of dark souls and all of the other games no it's not shut the [ __ ] up milky only if they punch everything yeah it's the ghost of milky parts it's so much different yeah this guy's not teleporting around the place with the light switch souls like cheetahs are definitely the type to use uh black switches but yeah but what do they even gain from from like this making people just miserable i really love this game i'm making somebody else hate it my objective is all right cool i can go online again you've got the soul of an arch demon wherever the hell and you never have to come back to tower of latter year again that's the end it's demons congratulations thank you no oh dick oh dang i'm an [ __ ] oh my god yeah you think that's funny you think you're funny a little [ __ ] you have to dedicate so many hours of your life to be anywhere good competitively fighting games dark souls 2 at the dark souls the best evo esports you've ever not seen catherine you might think i am absolutely oh no catherine's [ __ ] scary dude competitive is the [ __ ] tightest [ __ ] you've seen competitive catherine gives me the same vibes like competitive like genuinely insane just watching people do this [ __ ] because it's a speed game i think i would i do [ __ ] swing red eye knight oh my god cuter i'm passing it on it's true his roundhouse kicked me twice no one was saying that you can't like no literally no one was saying that you can't like invasions as a mechanic they're just saying wish i had option to turn it off it's literally like that was like the main argument that we were all making it feels like people always think that's what we're saying when we're like there should be yeah people or people will always take away the worst interpretation hit your colonoscopy stick and break your armor no you're not did you just want to heal excuse me yeah yeah yeah he did yeah i know he did it's not my intention but you know what yeah that fits me oh my god this guy is just like [ __ ] it whoa hey oh twinks you [ __ ] scared me whoa calm down calm down how about life i don't like mega aggro enemies back japan just doesn't have oh don't like it here i actually hate it here what the [ __ ] what what what what what's that voice what what are [Laughter] all right you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no i'm the [ __ ] [ __ ] now all right i'm so proud of myself i did it without the help of milky too yeah [ __ ] milky no no no no wait no [ __ ] you guys i'm becoming a pro dark souls soul soul sorry uh hi no i i'd literally the second you started talking there something was happening in my channel i had to check something oh [ __ ] no no nothing bad i'm bad what do you mean what happened in your channel from moderator stuff don't worry about it oh like your twitch channel or your like your discord channel that's which yeah is it yeah yes question mark what is happening is it is it is you want to know the best part because of the way that i have my two pcs set up i literally get any alerts that happen while i'm offline that scared the chat at me oh he gave you a lot of items oh oh bless thank you oh that's so good yes i love it one see this is when the this is when the community is good by the way nice thought chasing tv it's it's the same guy that used the spear earlier wait isn't it just [ __ ] oh well they came back and they i guess they apologize coincidentally they're not lagging right now when they were around ah that is strange man [ __ ] upgrades really crazy so do people heal in duels usually yeah people do do those people like dueling people in this game people love to 1v1 no i mean like do they heal during duels or do they [Music] god [Music] seriously not like literally it's like that did okay [Music] i'm dead okay goodbye oh wow okay i'm safe here uh except not anymore uh no okay i would i i meant to eat the other one man this place is raw food okay time to get my ass beat by the next boss let's go yup that's what i thought oh dear a gift from me to you oh dear oh my god i can't stop watching you oh my god oh god oh god oh god oh okay running is a good idea oh oh send me away send me a waste in my way this is fine ah god oh my god that killed me in one shot that sucks ah [ __ ] and my weapon you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god she killed me oh my god [Music] dude help me what is wrong with this woman oh my god what is this even [ __ ] illegal she's giving me more issues than the boss ever gave me ma'am calm down oh my god woman calm down [ __ ] you [ __ ] you stop shooting fire oh my god ah you [ __ ] oh oh wait this is that this is actually bad and my souls are gone epic i was worried about at the beginning oh wait all right what a way to cheese this for a second i thought i was i was being invaded that scared the loving [ __ ] out of me i don't know if i'm supposed to be killing you oh nope that's not it is there anything that i can do [Music] uh sure isn't oh and let's go for a walk for a little walk come on come on making my way downtown walking fast chase fast and i'm homebound to do no come back come on come with me don't just start [ __ ] walking away what's wrong with you oh my god i'm almost dead i'm not understanding this one [Music] hey you stopped that okay thank you you [ __ ] kidding me thank you father oh it's it's heavy it is a great sword [Music] oh [ __ ] i made a mistake ow oh okay goodbye well guess i'm dead all right cool awesome damn this music is really adding on to this i'm gonna be honest oh my god i'm gonna slam his dick oh he killed me in one hit i'm stuck here hey we have the same shield i'm dead my soul's goodbye might be time to swap up your weapon yeah but my weapon the weapon that i have been playing with this entire time what will i do without my comment no you're not gonna escape nonsense listen all right here's what you do all right you get the biggest weapon you can and you unga bunga me smash enemy in front he's not demon me make smash me make puddles from your ash your sword could do more since it's upgraded a lot how many are there i think you got them oh that's a pretty looking sword there it is the moonlight great sword this music is really helping me right now gonna put a piece of tape over your keyhole in your p.o box god damn it not the beast oh wow all right here's the thing to help you get done with this area faster everything here hates fire oh it does have a head look at it i think it's just what it you know it wanted to have a head so i made one all right but what if you wish congratulations that wasn't that hard there's one more boss left and you will immediately fight it upon going through the fog awesome and then you can forever be uh you know sworn off of the poison swamp and shen's got this there he is just sitting in the stinky oh he's over there look at him currently trying to figure out how to walk what oh thanks oh my god wait i'm so confused no rolling the water prevents you from rolling oh you're awesome [Music] oh my black god resin you gotta get the parrot no all right now it's boss time wait why can't i talk to her do as you like take your precious demon soul oh yep yep i could have just talked to her huh yep and she would have just immediately died i'd recommend you get out of here before that plague kills you i hate the noise that i hear on the other side puzzle boss puzzle boss puzzle boss puzzle boss dragon god this is a gimmick fight oh boy uh it's a bit big you just gotta hit your way through yeah one more time uh i'm dead you lied arson you said it was two hits back when i played it on ps3 oh oh yeah i mean makes sense ow wait hold on i'm confused wha what uh what i wasn't even in that line of sight of that fist no oh oh oh oh my god i what actually don't get it i don't get i don't get what i'm supposed to do you gotta move whenever he's not looking at you [Music] you're really overcompensating by having that many eyes this boss had a permanent soft block i i walked on dragon ball i don't i i don't understand how that [ __ ] didn't hit i'm so mad this sucks this actually [ __ ] sucks this is in my opinion the worst boss in the game you can't even really fight it because it's a gimmick all right phase one down i think we just punched that ahead of time it wouldn't have been a problem that's right you get to do it again this time it's a lot more clear on where you can and can't go you could just do what i did at this part but uh whenever he looks away run like hell and pray to god you make it to the other side [ __ ] crush [Applause] oh my god what oh my god wow he really is a garbage boss oh my god everybody loves it oh wait [ __ ] oh of course okay all right cool that's so much fun are you [ __ ] kidding me it can hit you all the way up there i genuinely have no idea it could hurt you oh [ __ ] okay it's sold out good [ __ ] oh good [ __ ] all right fight's over you can still die yeah yeah it's very hard to do so no it's not attacking whenever he breathes in and not out [Music] you win some stupid dragons yeah this this is a dumb fight this is like the dumbest fight in this game oh my god what oh there's a tiny one lazy what it goes through the pillar no oh what's going on glitch for a speed run there quickly that's gotta be survivable with like more health my god why why is a mound there tell me are you ready no it's just gonna be a huge manta ray isn't it oh [ __ ] are those oh oh they're explosions okay all right cool good to know that's fine ever here i [ __ ] love taco bell oh god it hurts my stomach oh god i [ __ ] for days but i [ __ ] love taco bell yeah but here's the thing all right so bad you can get one single taco for like a dollar i i found this boss to be incredibly easy maybe perhaps you will too ah so he is blind yes you don't have to be stealthy here just so you know you could just go [ __ ] um my man hit you so hard you [ __ ] disconnected look at that [ __ ] damage look at that uncle bunga no wait oh i got stuck i remember i got invited to uh play smash with my friends and i kept doing pikachu down b and just like this is why we don't like you there's nothing funnier than seeing somebody that thinks they can win and then ask them the very simple question are you okay good good job that's the thing that's the thing guys i won by just spamming down b oh oh my friends magic pixel magic pixel you don't need pine resin anymore you could easily just unga bunga the rest of them right oh are you [ __ ] kidding me no yeah so when you guessed it you're [ __ ] right on yeah are you ready for another gimmick boss fight no way i don't want to die yes okay there's a sword item somewhere here and that's like a it's a special sword that can only be used in this arena okay it's more towards like the bottom like yeah okay you'll see giant spiky rocks you just go there all right now equip the sword all right now holy there you go [ __ ] you can just lock on it just take all your stamina that's how you do it oh god [Music] oh the noises are cool god i love i love enemies that are like masses in size there we go [Music] you're on your way to the final boss going through the entire game just as the regular fluted knight as god intended all right dragon you smell a little [ __ ] there he is oh oh you know who unfortunately what no no no no no no let's fight him i don't want to twinkling so fun story when i first played this on ps3 dumb idiot walked off the bridge he just literally looked at me started what killed you and they just shifted right and fell off i was dumb i looked this up online just so i could do this wait what oh god [ __ ] names we playing playing clone a lot of training you ready what what the hardest boss in the game is the elevator all right oh sweet i think it is oh hello oh it is all right play grandpa unfortunately grandpa has received many prayers so he is indeed very strong ow ow ow ow oh okay okay gramps wait and you have to go all the way back there time to ride the elevator with the elevator why does the elevator have to take so long grandpa has received all of your thoughts and prayers unfortunately he is using them all for nefarious purposes oh my god this is not great this is rough sister she comes into my room she's like hey so i couldn't get the food but that's okay because i got little caesars anyway anyway [Laughter] there it is literally yeah that's the gimmick of this fight yeah he steals 11 an entire level anyway i think should have got this in the bag oh what holy [ __ ] well well i'm expecting i thought that would be like that damage in the epicenter not the [ __ ] outside of it did not think that would instantly kill does that thing respawn if you go back into dark tendency i have no idea [ __ ] you jaby what the [ __ ] that's right [Music] i love your artist huh i love your eyes oh thank you [Music] and we're back why are you trying to kill my level [ __ ] old man what the [ __ ] [ __ ] animation cancelling dude literally trying to wave that jesus christ [ __ ] grandpa is out here l cancelling all of his moves bloodborne will only be played with title whenever they finally release the 60 fps version never they will dude i'll buy it i will play well it's fine that's fine answer me my question i'd rather long it's a good fight [Music] [Laughter] i love that that's your first [ __ ] instinct it's time for the final boss [ __ ] you weren't joking myself no but that would be pretty cool wouldn't it yeah oh that's what i thought it doesn't look safe all right so you have to talk to the maiden and black otherwise if you just roll into the pit you die that's what i thought i did it with my basic ass armor i made it this far lady we just have souls to give to you i ain't going no no johnny well to be fair this basic ass armor is really good oh you take a look around tell me it's not gonna be cool what the [ __ ] are those birds yes that's the old one oh my god that's the great deku tree this is demon plaque all right this is it here we go there he is what happened to him he gave up his actual body to become that demon back in balataria he went too far you must kill him this is this is unfortunate this is disgusting and i also feel kind of bad but he did this for himself huh don't you understand no one wishes to go on my thanks at last at last the end is inside all right ending chosen what there were two endings you could have gotten there i i assumed the first one is kill her yes i think this is the other ending i assume i assumed different like the old one it was like it's like trying to test you if you want to become a full demon yep and today the unstable world has another monumental to hold its fabric together congratulations you're a monumental a brave new hero of unprecedented power and a hero not a demon is indeed not a demon he's a hero you have beaten demon souls officially i did it and more importantly you beat demon souls pretty much on your own this sound awful but now you're allowed to have an opinion about the souls games again i like it i just don't like invasion so overall yeah out of 10 where do you put this game well obviously some bosses had issues some areas weren't as fun but overall as much as i hate to say it this game was addicting it was addicting to beat and i was against fun i had to stop myself from playing off-stream and so i would put it at a solid [Music] 7-8 7.5 i'm gonna be honest ever since the last like the actual last boss not last boss but uh i needed to piss and i'm gonna go piss now

Channel: Shenpai

Views: 1,362,719

Rating: 4.9395008 out of 5

Keywords: Funny, Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, From Software, action rpg, action, First TIme

Id: v-hhAsILbF4

Length: 77min 43sec (4663 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 06 2021