Baldur's Gate 3: Going in Blind, No Metagaming, All Roleplay | Dwarven Bard | Part 1

foreign Shields up iron Breakers house everybody doing today hopefully you're all doing good we're going to be playing some Baldur's Gate 3 here in a minute uh my apologies I actually had a bunch of stuff already prepared all of these Pages open and all the things that I wanted to do and then right as I was about to start the stream I realized right we're streaming a PC game today so I should check my drivers and make sure that my GPU drivers are fully updated and surprise surprise they weren't so you know had to update my GPU drivers which basically meant that uh yeah all of that stuff that I had prepared is now gone but I figured I wouldn't keep you guys waiting any further we're going to be starting things here we're gonna be getting ready as you guys can tell I already made a poll in chat and some of you might be wondering what's this poll about Huracan class play style if you think you're gonna get to pick which character I play you got you got another thing coming no that's not happening I was just curious I was just curious what people are vibing with right now excuses excuses okay fine you know what just just um just basically assume the worst and the truth is probably somewhere in between okay just assume the worst and the truth is somewhere in between but uh yeah I can see that a lot of people are actually excited for me to play this game which is really cool I really appreciate it I'm sure there's like a zillion people streaming this game right now and somehow you chose to be here with me and I want you to know that I really appreciate you for making that choice now let me bring up all of the pages that I wanted to real quick uh we're gonna be checking out the different races we're gonna be checking out the different classes we're gonna be checking out a lot of different things as we are waiting for the official release there's also no preload which means we'll also have to download the game that's fine because like I said I have plenty of stuff for us to talk about as I'm pulling up all these different information all of these different pages that I already had open God this is frustrating but yeah how's everybody doing I haven't been so excited for a release since Monster Hunter rise yeah dude there's a lot of people that are super hyped about it now a really good thing uh about this is that I purposefully chose not to play The Early Access because I you know I have this tendency whenever a game comes out in Early Access like I'll play it till the wheels fall off and then I'll never touch it again and then when the actual game releases I just straight up won't touch it so rather than do that for Baldur's Gate 3 I was like you know what let's wait until the game releases and then we'll play it until the brakes fall off that was kind of like my overall thought process going into it okay now I'm just gonna jump into the illarion Studios official YouTube channel so that we have a couple of videos to pull up as well there we go now we're looking now we're looking prepared now I can bring up this screen where is it boom and I have everything here that we need to get us started been watching a channel for years finally caught you live damn I was amused with Ammon asmon getting the game to support it because he wants more for the industry but doesn't really want to play it himself you know what hey I I actually did something similar not that long ago uh I did something similar to where I bought the physical version of Witcher 3 for the switch even though I have no intention of playing Witcher 3 on the switch it's just like it's probably never gonna happen but I was like hey you know what I like the way that they do these you know these physical editions and stuff I want to support this and I picked it up it was just that simple it was just that simple oh God damn it tummy Giggles you're so terrible bro no Cameron not everybody has your uh devious tendencies not everybody is like that all right kind completely forgot full release was today time to die to goblins again yeah yeah all right let's get this thing let's get this shindig started the music you guys are listening to on the background by the way this is actually from uh Divinity original sin it is an extended version of like the main theme of divinity original sin which is another really great game by larion Studios uh there's a full playthrough in case you guys aren't aware by the way there's a full playthrough of divinity original sin 2 with me Pally time his girlfriend slash wife and um Trickster have you get a full playthrough of divinity original sin was an absolute blast it was freaking awesome do you plan on making a custom character yes I'm not going to play one of the uh pre-made dudes I will interact with them throughout the game but I'm going to make a custom character as a matter of fact that's actually something that I was wondering can you very much like you can't I think you can do this in Divinity original saying you can just create a full party if you want to or is that not a thing I forget because I was thinking like maybe even in future playthroughs just go through and make like I want a four Dwarven party I'll make a Dwarven Mage I'll make a Dwarven healer I'll make a Dwarven tank I'll make you know I think that would be amazing but not for a first playthrough yeah and Divinity original sin I'm pretty sure you can do that but I guess you probably can't do that in this one but you can edit all the pre-mates can I can I make them all dwarves I want them all to be dwarves I just want them all to be dwarves I'll eventually make the full four dwarves play through that's the best there are actually companions you can create from scratch that sounds awesome you guys remember the double Dwarven playthrough of Dragon's Dogma 2. those are some good times by the way guys uh for those of you who will eventually watch the settler that uh and for those of you watching right now that maybe aren't looking at the chat thing we made a poll we asked class play style and uh right now melee is winning this is not for me to make my character by the way I already have an idea of what I want to make as to whether or not that is going to end up being what I do make I don't know yet because I'm going to be looking at all the classes but you know it seems like most people are leaning towards melee which is surprising to me because I'd expect a lot more people to be going towards magic or even hybrid but hybrid is trailing behind at a reasonably uh steady City Base we got 38 melee 11 ranged 21 magic 30 hybrid by the way if you guys are watching the live stream if you're ready to have a good time with um with Baldur's Gate do remember you can hit the like button uh and you can also subscribe Bell notification icon All That Jazz uh oh right I have to actually let's do this we'll have to wait until they update this page where it shows like 150 gigs or whatever I might even have to like throttle the download speeds because it might destroy the the stream because that's one thing that steam will do steam will straight up consume the entirety of your internet when it is downloading something and I love that about it like Steamers should be like oh you got how many Megs of Internet okay you don't want to do anything else in the internet while I'm downloading right it's like steam what are you doing I'm going to take all of your internet all of it and download everything download all the things yeah Steam servers are going to burn up I mean it's a possibility there's definitely a lot of hype behind this game which is good it's good to see like I was actually surprised I was I wasn't sure what the price of the game was so last night when I picked up the game I just went in there it's like oh it's just 60 dollars it's just sixty dollars no wonder the industry is like freaking having panic attacks like we've seen some of the discourse around Baldur's Gate 3 is uh there's a lot of developers going like hey guys listen you can't let this game set in New Standard it's like the [ __ ] do you mean no no we can't let this game set a standard uh this is an anomaly it's like yeah right 60 dollar game about the show everybody else in the goddamn industry how it's done and people are having panic attacks it's like I guess what you can't you can't come in and not do a proper job anymore after this game comes out yeah oh my god dude it's uh it's gonna be Insanity it's gonna be absolute insanity but uh yeah we'll see so uh like I said one of the first things that we're going to be talking about uh in case you guys are playing Baldur's Gate they even made a dispensation for you to send to your boss you know you want to make sure that your boss is aware that you're playing video games instead of actually um instead of actually you know doing anything else uh they tell us here about some of the game characters I don't know if these are all of them uh but I I read like the first one and I was like this is stuff that I feel like I shouldn't know about this character because it already tells you too many things so I didn't read anything about any of these characters we're gonna go in completely blind collector's edition and [ __ ] it's all this stuff that you can do now platforms this game is going to be available on PC Steam and good old games PlayStation 5 and G-Force now PlayStation 5 is the late it's only going to be coming out in September uh system requirements for the game multiplayer there is four player co-op I'm not sure how it works in terms of like drop-in drop uh no can I play the game offline isn't it amazing that nowadays this is a question that you have to ask yes you can play the game offline however certain features such as multiplayer modes or online events online events I did not know there were online events may require an internet connection this one however is the most important one are there any in-game purchases wait I was trying to zoom in there we go no no in our game we leave providing complete immersive gaming experience without the need for additional purchase you drive the game to its faults without any additional cost for micro transactions this is why people are panicking bro this is it this right here this is why they're panicking [Music] a 60 game what are micro transactions these people insane but what happened to the conversation if there's no way they'll make profits if they sell the game for sixty dollars it's an anomaly [Laughter] oh my God oh it's hilarious yeah Eldon Rings also 60 bones is there a single player campaign in the game yep I mean I I think that the main point of this game is a single player campaign personally and then there's digital Deluxe Edition what does it include I don't even know what it does there's Lux includes all the content standard edition along with additional exclusive items items include Divinity Bard song pack exclusive dice Skin Mask of the shape shifter Cape of the red Prince so a bunch of stuff doesn't really matter that much loot of the Merryweather bar needle of the outlaw Rogue bicorn of the Sea Beast the Sea Beast the character I played paintings from Revlon adventurers pouch digital OST digital artwork art book digital character sheets all of that good stuff uh I believe there was even a something where your standard edition got upgraded to there's little Lux if you pre-ordered but I'm not sure how that works so don't quote me on that don't quote me on that but yeah is there going to be controller support considering that the game is going to be releasing on consoles I would expect so but I don't know if they'll be controller support from the get-go I'm going to be playing it with mouse and keyboard because there's going to be a lot of like click and drag stuff I know which is probably going to be more challenging with controller so we'll see buying now just the support is like look I'm not going to tell you to you know buy the game it's going to be amazing and all of that stuff I don't know if it's going to be amazing because I didn't even consume that much media for it but I have faith I have faith in this studio I'll tell you that I have a lot of faith in this studio because this studio has done uh some really cool stuff in the past and they have a very consumer focused business model so I'm a hundred percent in on that so now let's take a look at the races that are going to be available to us so I went to fex4life I don't know if there's like a better website to look at the different races and all of that jazz uh so I figured you know what let's just jump into facts for life they have all the information here so we're going to be looking at the different races as well as the different classes now let me tell you something so straight off the bat okay straight off the bat like no way fans or butts my character gonna be a dwarf my character is going to be a dwarf it is what it is I don't need to look at any of the other races nothing will convince me to play anything else I'm mostly curious because there's like God knows how many different suburbs looks like the dark elves even have specific stuff Loft sworn dro Jesus okay so there's a Dragonborn as well straight out of Skyrim draconic ancestry and base racial speed Dragonborn race the sense of dragon switch they share many of their traits and racial features sure Kagan will want to play one of these they possess the draconic ancestry that allows them to breathe fire acids lightning poison ice nether see this is why I can't trust them I can I'm gonna trust somebody that breeds fire does not seem like a reasonable thing to do uh uh yeah 10 types of dragons you can find at Dungeons and Dragons oh my god dude I love the fact that uh you know obviously this game is going to be based around there's the dragons I don't know how many of you guys actually played Dungeons and Dragons I played Dungeons and Dragons like a long long time ago uh with a couple of friends and I absolutely love playing Dungeons and Dragons I would always play a dwarf Fighter by the way I don't think that's going to be the case this time though then there's an elf I mean who the hell plays out so we'll check out the dwarfs last besides elsewhere else we got we got another elf I mean who plays elves I mean let's just be real never heard about this race are Peerless Warriors from the astral plane known for their legendary silver blades and Red Dragon Mounts they they ride dragons okay they seek the total Destruction of Mind flares as ancient empire enslaved geethi Yankee for a millennia all right Then There Are gnomes you can play a gnome sharp they're usually pretty good at wait there's actual gnomes in Dungeons and Dragons I thought they were halflings there's probably halflings as well there's the half elf and then it's like inside each of these races there's like sub-races so for instance in the draw you have the wall sworn dro the celdarine dro and the dwarves there's gold dwarves we'll have to look at these Shield dwarf oh [ __ ] there's an actual Shield dwarf I thought they were called like Mountain dwarves or something I guess if they're called Shield dwarves I mean I already know which one I need to be playing it's just that it's just that easy now when it comes to the elves you have the High Elves the wood elves also known as tree huggers and the get the Yankee I guess they don't really have uh subclasses the Gnomes got the Deep gnomes the forest gnomes The Rock gnomes the Dwayne Johnson gnomes uh you got the half half elves which are the high half elves the dro half elves you got the half orc wait are there no actual or oh right you can play actual Orcs can only play half Works didn't they banish half forks from like Dungeons and Dragons or something I remember some uh some drama related to that oh it was uh insensitive or something like that I I don't know I thought it was ridiculous when I heard about that the half Fork is one of the races that will be introduced into full launch of Baldur's Gate 3 their race features allow them to see in dark and dim conditions yeah dude listen there was one time when we were playing um Dungeons and Dragons and you know I'd always be playing a dwarf and a friend of mine was playing a half work so I would always kind of like role play the whole dwarfs and Orcs um animosity that exists because obviously dwarfs and Orcs they don't get along right so I I don't know for what reason but my friend's like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna slap the dwarf in the back of the head and then the DM's like all right and then I turned to him and I say you do that again now I'm gonna smack you and my friend goes I smack the dwarf again and I was like okay I attack the half fork and he was like are you sure I was like yeah I'm just gonna attack him and so I roll the crit Like I Roll the you know for those of you that don't know the way that you roll attack in dungeon dragons is you roll a 20-sided die I rolled 20. and I was like oh oops and then I roll for damage and you know we had to come up with some kind of uh some kind of a compromise because you know we I didn't want it to just kill my friend and so the DM was like well you chopped his arm off not his arm his hand you chopped his hand off and I was like yup so my friend could basically only ever equip shields in his left hand because I chopped It Off with an ax I chopped his hand off with an ax for smacking me in the back of the head I was like yup it is what it is that character now has one last hand is that simple buddy listen you don't mess with a dwarf right I prevented him from dual wielding yup that Arcane dual wielding Jack he's gonna have a shield for the rest of his life that player left the table now we were all friends it was all in good fun it was hilarious uh but yeah I I love that I I love the way that you know the the stuff that you can do because like even playing something like Baldur's Gate 3 it's even though it I'm sure it will recreate some of the magic of a Dungeons and dragon session you can't actually recreate the magic of a Dungeons Dragon session because the whole thing is you know the interaction the imagination like what the DM can come up with and what you do to deal with the different scenarios that I presented before you anyway then there's also halflings Lightfoot halfling strong heart halfling and then there's humans humans don't have sub race I mean the sub-races of humans are like f elf half work those are the sub races of humans humans don't have sub-races they make the sub races tiefling I've never heard about these ones asmodeo's tiefling so these are like demons or Devils or whatever okay we don't care about that so let's let's look at the what we're actually going to be playing which is Dwarfs racial features Dwarven resilience battle ax proficiency hand ax proficiency light Hammer proficiency Warhammer proficiency dark vision dwarves have dark vision because they spend so much time in Minds so they can see in the dark although if you respect the rules I believe they see in the dark and black and white so they can't see in colors in the dark or I don't know if it's just black and white there might be some destination of colors but I remember that mostly they see black and white in the dark uh gold Dwarf Gold dwarves are known for their confidence and Keen intuition the culture of their deep Kingdom values family ritual and fine craftsmanship more of toughness base racial speed best classes for the gold dwarf oh I don't care about that I don't care about that what the hell do you mean best classes bro no no listen I want you to understand something if you take a look at the title that we have in this video it specifically says we're not doing meta gaming I'm gonna play whatever theme thematical dwarf race I want with whatever class I want regardless of how little sense it makes I don't plan on going into Giga hard difficulties or anything like that off the bat I want to enjoy the game for the story for the crazy interactions the combat I'm sure will be fun but the combat's not gonna be my focus I'm not even very good at turn-based combat so it's whatever now uh continuing uh they also say there's a bunch of stuff in like classes here I don't care Shield dwarves survived a long Fall From Grace surrendering many of their ancient kingdoms and wars with goblins the goddamn green skins [Music] hate the green skins it's that simple all right that's something that we are definitely role-playing into we hate the green skins we kill the green skins they all die there are no green skins okay we do not suffer the green skins in my playthrough we kill them not all greenskins hashtag all green skins we kill all of them it's that simple we're not we're not great fans of elves either so expect me to basically trash elves left right in the center hmm so the shield dwarf has base racial speed light armor proficiency and medium armor proficiency whereas the other one has Dwarven toughness again I don't really care that much about what passives some things have or not but yeah these losses have led to a cynical mindset yet Shield dwarves will endure anything to restore their ancestral homelands bro this right here is our dwarf right there the shield dwarves Shield dwarves that's the race right here Shield dwarves man carried mind Dwarven book wherever he goes no no no listen in Warhammer lore which is not the same as the dragon's lore naturally but like in Warhammer lore dwarves straight up have a book of grudges okay whenever another race crosses them they go to the book of grudges and they make an entry and then that entry stays there until they pay them back and then when they pay them back they cross the entry out it's a ledger you see it's like every time somebody insults the Dwarven race an entry is made in the book of grudges to ensure that the dwarves never forget we all we're like the Lannisters we always pay our debts all right okay Thor Grim take it easy you're goddamn right can you press install now I don't get it uh the install that you have right now will be of the um of what's called The Early Access so you don't want to install that one you'll want to wait until the actual game releases the space required should be like 120 gigs or something along those lines speaking of which let me check real quick uh yeah we have space we're good [Laughter] not having space anyway let's check out the door guard our dwarves whose ancestors were transformed by sentries living in the deepest places of the underdark that cathonic realm is saturated with strange magical energy and over Generations early durgar absorbed traces of it they were further altered when mind flares and other aberrations invaded and performed terrific that sounds like a whole lot lot of uh hereticism to me is what that sounds like deck ape thank you very much for the souls tip of the Hat appreciate support thank you but like that sounds like uh a whole lot of heresy all right that's what that sounds like to me that sounds like declaring exterminatus when uh when you're talking about mind flares and aberrations and no no no it's like listen we declare exterminatus the Space Marines come in they solve the problem those experiments left early durgar with psionic powers which have been passed down their descendants in time they liberated themselves from their average tyrants words new life for themselves in the underdark and Beyond base racial speed dark vision dwargar magic psionic fortitude wait does that mean that Shield dwarves don't have dark vision interesting usual from when I played all dwarves had the um all dwarves had the thing now so we already know our race Shield dwarves no way fans or buts about it it's that easy it is that easy all right now continuing onwards it's time for classes it is time for classes so when it comes to classes I already know I don't want to play a mage so we're not doing sorcerer warlock wizard none of that stuff I don't want to play a rogue I don't want to play a ranger so we can this bottom half here is just gone it's just something that I'm not particularly interested in I'm not saying they're bad it's just like my type of play style I already know that this ain't for me so that leaves us with Druid I don't want to be a tree hugger either so Druid can go monk actually sounds really fun so monk fighter Paladin Barbarian Bard cleric all of these sound like a ton of fun all of these sound like a ton of fun you get two characters I thought you only got one character but if I get two characters that you know I kind of already know what I want from my main character as for the secondary character I don't know yet now a cool thing would be a Berserker so like a a type of troll Slayer you know a troll Slayer dwarf so let's take a look at the Barbarian class what the hell Barbarian features he's got strength save and throw Constitution saving throw medium armor Shield proficiency simple weapon Marshall weapon unarmored defense your body is as resilient than any armor while not wearing armor you add your own Constitution modifier to your armored class wearing heavy armor impedes your rage see I feel like I could do a really cool thematic troll Slayer off of the Berserker Barbarian especially if you have something like the I like the idea of just having like a naked dwarf to whack well not naked you guys get the idea but basically like a badass dwarf not using any armor two waxes just like chopping [ __ ] isn't reading Wiki a meta play no because I'm just looking for the theme the theme of the classes that I want to play if I wanted to go meta I could be like oh which which of the races goes the the hardest with this specific play style which of the classes does the most damage blah blah I'm thinking like thematically I'm thinking in terms of I would like to have something that represents like a troll Slayer dwarf I would like to have something that represents like a iron breaker dwarf that's where I'm at with it so I don't really you know not to mention I don't think that a naked dwarf is going to be a meta viable choice I'm just looking at the abilities from a thematical standpoint so our bearings begin the game with additional HP danger sense Reckless attack throw all caution to the wind gain advantage in your attack roll yeah so we got zerker wildhearts which one was the other one because I thought that there were like three isn't there three barbarians zurker wild heart and wild Magic okay so we definitely don't want to do any wild magic stuff so what does zerker looking like [Music] frenzy frenzied strike progression okay I think Berserker is definitely a potential winner let's actually take some uh some notes here so we already know and we're gonna be a shield dwarf so possibilities Berserker it's looking really good I like the idea of the Berserker for a troll Slayer type of situation in terms of Barbarian I think Berserker is the only thing that really interests me the strong embrace the wild that hides inside Keen instincts Primal physicality and most of all unbridled unquenchable rage now let's take a look at some other melee classes so like I said I don't want Druid fighter is the tried and true that I've always done whenever I play Dungeons and Dragons Fighters have mastered the art of combat wielding weapons with unmatched skill and wearing armor like a second skill like a second skin so you have Battle Master what's this about what's the theme subclass primary ability string okay Paragons of tactical superiority combining combat Maneuvers and experience in the field to dominate every fight so the theme of The Battle Master is just like kind of like a captain almost okay [Music] okay besides Battle Master there's the Eldritch Knight study magic okay they don't count Aldritch Knights don't matter for what I like to do champion the archetypal Champion focuses on the development of raw physical power home to deadly Perfection those who modeled themselves on this archetype combine rigorous training with physical Excellence feel devastating blows so the difference between the Battle Master and the champion is that the champion is somebody who trains to you know trains to be like super badass and the Battle Master is just someone who is like a champion in the field of not a champion but like who is almost like not a general like a lieutenant or something in the field of battle right I think Battle Master would suit me more Battle Master so zerker Battle Master let's look more wait you plan to play mostly dwarf what do you mean mostly dwarf I'm gonna be a dwarf I'm a dwarf that's it urgon looking good lost some weight oh thank you appreciate that I do I have been working out four days a week okay I do my best Eric's got me my workout plan and I've been sticking to it Battle Master has active skills Champion has better stats like I said from a meta standpoint I don't really care it's more about the lore of each of the classes and I'm hoping that larion Studios has taken that into account so let's let's say for instance you are approaching a dialogue situation as a battle master and as a champion I would expect the game to give you like different dialogue options right because the champion is someone who's like oh I've trained and I'm a badass and the Battle Masters like I've been through this amount of battles you know so the Battle Master is more the fantasy that I like now the monk also sounds interesting a master of martial arts harnessing the power of the body in pursuit of physical and spiritual perfection so we have way of the open hand wave Shadow Way of the four elements now monk is usually outside my wheelhouse I don't tend to play them very much you specialize in unarmed combat using your hands and your control of key to heal or inflict Grievous Grievous hurt that sounds interesting what about way of shadow monks of the way of Shadow follow a tradition that value stealth and subterfuge so they're like ninjas these monks might be called ninjas or shadow dancers okay I'm not interested to make I mean imagine a ninja dwarf a Dwarven ninja just doesn't just doesn't suit thematically way of the four elements this almost feels like a shaman you focus your key to bend the elements to your will using them as an extension of your own body so you're almost like a melee caster I like that I like that that sounds interesting let's uh let's let's write that one down way of the four elements although thematically I don't see myself doing it but it sounds very interesting dwarf I am one with the Shadows I won with the Shadows ninja centaurs are fun and Dungeons and Dragons wait there's such a thing as ninja centaurs you should read Barbarian wild magic okay let's see what they say many places in the Multiverse abound with beauty intense emotion and rampant magic the Fey wild the upper Plains and other Realms of Supernatural power radiate with such forces can profoundly influence people as Folk of deep feeling barbarians are especially susceptible to these wild influences but some barbarians being transformed by the magic these magic suffused barbarians walk the path of wild magic elf tiefling asimar and Genesee barbarians often seek this path eager to manifest other yeah it's it's magical stuff I'm not super interested in Magic like I said I want it to be a different type of character more melee type of character now we've seen the fighter we've seen the monk we've seen the Barbarian dude clerics have so many domains life domain knowledge domain like I like the idea of knowledge domain for clerics too let's take a look at clerics knowledge domain doesn't have a description I wish there was a description for this one that's disappointing also made subclass of clerics primary ability is wisdom saving throw proficiencies knowledge the main subclass adds okay so this one's like very not complete here so I don't know what to expect from a knowledge cleric you'll learn two languages of your choice you become Proficiency in your choice of two skills some of the more into the Early Access yeah of course knowledge domain are casters okay [Music] I don't know but the idea of like a a very you know a dwarf that has studied a lot of stuff and then eventually became a knowledge domain cleric is also very appealing to me nature though may not as much Tempest domain sounds more like a caster light domain life domain it's like I think the other one that I like I like knowledge domain and I like War domain so if I was to make a cleric probably be one of these two it's a war domain I would expect to be a more melee focused yeah bonus proficiency martial weapon bonus proficiency heavy armor War priest so yeah actually I think that if I was to do a cleric it would be War domain cleric or domain I guess I should Punk Battle Master fighter Berserker then let's take a look at Paladin fueled by the Odes you swore to uphold Justice and righteousness you are a Beacon of Hope in Dark Times see here's the problem with the paladins what is the Dwarven deity and Forgotten Realms have no idea I think I I think I knew which one it was in Warhammer but I actually don't know well we can check warvin deity got abithor baronar true silver clagadin silverbeard deep duera Doug Maron bright mantle there's more there's a lot of them worven Pantheon deities of fair room [Music] more than I like this one because it reminds me of murthan greater deity Soul forger dwarf father the all-father the Creator yep he's the one more than he's the one I I want he's my deity Thunder blessing foreign so the thing about the Paladin is that paladins are very righteous and lawful which kind of makes them when it comes to dialogue choices if you really want to role play you're kind of expected to be like this this righteous dude goody two shoes and I don't want that for my first character so I think that one of these Oaths does this probably this one following the ideal Knight and shining armor you act with honor and virtue to protect the weak and pursue the greater good yeah I don't want to do that uh oath of the ancients you fight on the side of light and the cosmic struggle against Darkness to preserve the sanctity of life and the beauty of nature na uh oath of vengeance I'll look at all of them relax guys you have set aside your own Purity to right wrongs and deliver Justice to those who have committed the most Grievous of sins see that sounds interesting oath of vengeance then there's oath breaker you have broken your sacred oath in pursuit of power and ambition only Darkness remains to fuel you now see that's also not something that I want because um again it limits you right you just have to be you're expected to be evil from a role play standpoint if you're oath breaker not evil but like selfish and I don't want my character to just be selfish so yeah oath of Vengeance also sounds fun and now there's one more that I'm very interested in you know music is more than a fancy it is power through study and Adventure you have mastered song speech and the magic Within I am not kidding I was looking at the classes and I was thinking about the potentials for gameplay and I think that the one that I'm most interested in is actually barred no joke so let's see what they have for the College of lore you pursue Beauty and Truth collecting Knowledge from scholarly tomes to peasants tales and use your gifts to hold both audiences and enemies Spellbound no this is not the one College of Valor you wander the land to witness and relate the Deeds of the mighty keeping alive the memory of Heroes of the past and inspiring Heroes of the future and then College of swords holy [ __ ] bars of the College of Swords are called blades and they entertain through daring Feats of weapon prowess blades perform stunts such as sword swallowing ah knife throwing and juggling and mock combats though they use their weapons to entertain they're also highly trained and skilled Warriors in their own right their talent with weapons inspires many blades to lead double lives one blade might use a circus troop as cover for nefarious Deeds such as assassination robbery and blackmail other blades strike at the wicked bringing Justice to Bear against a cruel and Powerful most troops are happy to accept the Blade's talent for the excitement it adds to a performance but few entertainers fully trust the blade in their ranks blades abandoned their lives as entertainers are often run into trouble that makes maintaining their secret activities impossible a blade caught stealing or engaging in vigilante justice is too great a liability for most troops with their weapon skills and Magic these blades either take up work as enforcers for thieves guilds or strike out on their own as adventurers [Music] I'm not gonna lie College of Swords is looking a hella good College of Swords is looking exactly like what I would want to play College of Swords Bard oath of Vengeance Paladin so these would be the choices that I'm personally interested in very squash Buckley exactly exactly where he's excited to swallow some swords there you go Beach thank you very much for the souls tip of the Hat appreciate support thank you don't discount the ranger class for Melee character the class name deceptive leading most I think they specialize no I know that Rangers can be good melee the thing about Rangers is that essentially like dagger wielding type classes which isn't really my thing now the the way in which I'm thinking about this right is I think that playing a Bard is the most entertaining thing simply because a lot of this game is going to be dialogue and if you're something like a fighter or a paladin your dialogue options I would assume you know again keeping up with the theme of Dungeons and Dragons and all this stuff right your dialogue options are going to be much more limited because you're going to be like no I'm a fighter I'm here to fight I'm here to kill things I mean it also depends on I'm assuming your level of Charisma depending on your charisma stat depending on your proficiency skills and what not I haven't created a character in there's dragons in ages but there's a lot more to it than just your base class right your base class just represents your prowess and combat but I feel like in a video game they need to take your class into account when you are in dialogue and I feel like a Bard can get away with a lot of [ __ ] and I'm also thinking that as a Bard I'll probably just be like I don't like this guy and there'll probably be an option for me to just like insult the crap out of him and that is what I'm thinking about that is what I'm thinking about you know are you going to multi-class I didn't even know you could multi-class in in Baldur's Gate 3 maybe who knows we'll see you can use any party member to do dialogue well yeah but I want my character to do dialogue I want my character to essentially lead the party you know that's that's what I'm thinking about compulsory SAS button exactly yeah I'm thinking I'm thinking we're gonna go Bard guys I don't know if you guys approve or not let's see how should we vote this um [Music] okay so first what we'll do I'm I mean listen I just want to see what your opinion is but it doesn't necessarily mean that I'm gonna go with your opinion I'm still like right now this is what I'm leaning for college of Swords Bard but uh I want to see I want to ask you guys and we're gonna we're gonna do a couple of pulls here because listen we still have to download the game even though the game's about to launch we still have to download it it's still going to take a while for us to download the thing so in the meantime I have a couple of things so let's start by just saying uh we're gonna call these four hybrids so you know the way of the elements monk the war domain cleric the Vengeance Paladin and the College of Swords Bard these are hybrids and then we're going to call these ones the pure melee because we can only do four pull four options in a poll on on YouTube so first we're gonna just I'm gonna ask you guys between melee and hybrid of the classes that are listed here I know that this is kind of like small can I maybe like increase the size of this uh uh just make a giga huge there this is what we're working with right now okay there so the top the top two ones are the pure melee the bottom ones are hybrid [Music] okay team go ahead let's let's hear it from you guys by the way there's a there's 1400 people in this live stream I'm unbelievably thankful that out of everybody that you could be watching you chose to watch me so thank you very much for being here first and foremost and if you are having a good time if you are enjoying yourself I would appreciate if you could just hit the like button because it really helps me out in spreading awareness of the channel and all that stuff and if you enjoy the content you can also subscribe the notification icon All That Jazz now let's see thank you all I appreciate you I just want to I just want to make sure that you guys are aware of that I never take any of this stuff for granted so thank you now let's see we have uh 422 votes I don't think melee's coming back from that so those two are gone we're gonna go for the hybrids so yeah melee just got heated and deleted now let's see what you guys would choose start a pull uh and we will do imma put my option on top why am I doing this I can just copy paste give me a second let me pull this over here and I'll just copy paste it uh and the rest of it goes by order I know I'm actually gonna do this one first because I'm gonna do them by my personal order of preference but it's whatever I'm curious to see what you guys think about my class choices and then where the four elements there we go all of them are in like a class subclass boom all right let's see where you guys land with this I am very very curious also Giga excited I wonder if I'll have to like restart steam or do some something like that it's out okay let's restart steam real quick because I do want to start that download as fast as possible shutting down steam imagine me now launching Steam and the app just explodes with everybody restarting steam at the same time and everyone's like yeah it's somewhere Gavin is going like what are you people doing stop this you are ddosing my app [Music] it is out boom install now I do need to make sure that this does not hurt the Stream with how fast we're going to be downloading this so give me actually a second here I'm going to because I have to go into like steam settings and stuff uh let's see Steam settings download I might have to limit download speed I'm looking at the stream to make sure that this is not affecting the Stream so far seems like it's going good no issues we're downloading at 53 Megs I think with 55 megabytes a second 57 it's going up it's like listen I'm monitoring this to make sure that the stream does not get hampered by how fast we're downloading because I know that it is a problem it can be a problem it shouldn't be because my internet's pretty good 60 megabytes it's going up okay looks like we're stabilizing and it still hasn't gone awry okay looks good looks good yeah see I was thinking that maybe I'll have to mess around with this but so far looks like we won which is good now let's take a look at your choice yes you guys understand yeah [Music] that's what's up that is what's up you guys understand Levy starburn thank you very much for being grossly incandescent for 18 months tip of the Hat appreciate support thank you look at that College of the swords barred the people have spoken and have confirmed exactly what I wanted oh man we look at Valor Bard as well like I'm down to be Valor bar too I'll look at it in game because I have heard that Valor Bard is also pretty cool for the things that I want to do uh but yeah um Martin oh crap it went by so fast Marion Valkyrie thank you very much for being grossly incandescent for 18 months tip of the Hat appreciate support thank you the sword swallowing dwarf begins why you gotta be like that man stream died No it didn't stream's doing fine there's no drop frames there's no nothing why you gotta be trolling me man ease it's doing fine we're plugging along at 60 megabytes a second download's going good zero Rising thank you very much being let's get this for 19 months tip of the Hat appreciate support thank you there's no way to be a Palvin uh class that isn't holy or evil yes uh the um Vengeance Palvin he apparently did not have a specific I mean he's not holy but he is still fighting evil but you're not like locked into the usual Paladin archetype of like oh I have to do it like this or whatever all right there's our download currently downloading and we've picked our last combo so we're gonna be a shield dwarf College of the swords bard College of Swords or Valor colleges of Swords or Valor these are the two options that we will do most likely have you played Dungeons and Dragons Rubicon I have a long long time ago and I had an absolute blast at to this day I still think it's some of the most fun I've ever had in gaming the problem is the setup right because uh I would have to get the people together because a lot listen back then when I played dungeons dragons most of my friends didn't have cars uh we didn't have like a central spot where we could kind of like meet up that was a stable Central spot it was kind of like hey can we go to your parents place or can can you come to my parents place like what are we doing and I would usually be the one driving everybody around I still remember uh after this one night after a session of DnD what ended up happening was um I had to drive one of my friends home and we didn't sleep all night because we were up all night playing d d and then as I'm driving my friend home I'm straight up hallucinating because of sleep deprivation like you know how you have those tractors that have the triangle symbol I've told this story before you have those uh tractors that'll be on the road because like you know I live in a rural area so I was driving my friend home and there was a tractor in front of us it had like a triangle symbol and in my mind I saw about a ballerina dancing because you know how ballerinas they'll have like those those big skirts and when they spin it'll you know it'll make that triangle shape like that's what I saw in my mind I was watching a ballerina spinning in the back of a tractor okay so yeah it was not easy it was not easy man yeah we're downloading at 60 megabytes a second we already have 18 gigs should be fairly fast but yeah curse you steam and your and you're no pre-loading the reason there's no pre-loading is apparently the game doesn't have any DRM on it so if you were to pre-load it basically it would just be an uh pirate websites straight up after people downloaded it where your speed makes me cry yeah I'm sorry [Music] is it only a two gig update no should be more than that I think like we are downloading uh 122 gigs [Music] I think Roy will like starting one barred one fighter just Bart is okay though oh I don't know if we'll do fighter we might do a little bit of fighter for some more melee but the thing is I've never done multi-classing in I don't think I did multi-classing in Dungeons and Dragons even though and the last session that we did we were looking up like advanced classes and whatnot and they required like level Something of this and then level Something of that would unlock this other class is insane sir my downloads at 126 gigs and maybe it's bigger who knows [Music] yeah I'm gonna need you all to stop downloading the game so that I can download the game faster okay that's what's gonna happen it's way simpler nowadays well I hope the game does a good job of explaining it uh let's take a look at some of these trailers while we're waiting because I haven't really seen I haven't really seen any of the trailers I've been trying to keep myself as uh as spoiler free as possible to just like really immerse myself into the game as uh as things got closer to release so let's see Baldur's Gate 3 World gameplay reveal announcement um uh opening cinematic I mean we're gonna be seeing the opening cinematic soon so I don't want to do that early access release window announcement trailer Community update update three the road to Baldur's Gate let's let's look at this one consider your predicament one skull two tenants and no solution in sight I could fix it all like that try to cure yourself shop around beg borrow and steal exhaust every possibility until none are left and when hope has been whittled down to the very narrow of Despair that's when you wait trailers have spoilers really refresh for a fresh trailer there's a new trailer I mean I'm assuming it's like a launch trailer or something I'm kind of I'm always scared of trailers though yeah they have a launch trailer I'm always scared of trailers should I watch the launch trailer guys I'm so scared because like they always reveal too much there's never there's never been a gaming trailer that I'm you know oh this was great didn't spoil anything at all don't watch the trailer okay okay I think that's prop launch trailer is fine it's a bit spoilery yeah I guess we won't watch it how about this one is this safe returning to the city after 20 years let's see this one Zelda tears of the Kingdom didn't spoil anything yes it did listen all trailers that I've seen they all spoil something [Music] cities are incredibly hard to make in our watches because you have to make sure that every single nook and cranny has something to do you have to make sure that it's different so you have to be incredibly creative given that the name of the game is bulbous gate the city was really going to be the thing that people were going to be talking about the city of balder's gate is seamless which it originally wasn't you only can judge the game when you have all the components together and if the mix doesn't work we start over at some point he said like can't we just connect everything and that was uh that was a very interesting day one of the things that that's done is it's brought a level of believability and immersion and also complexity that wouldn't have been there otherwise that was this seamless giant organism and it really really felt good it's been able to look out of the window and see down the city slopes so you're seeing down to all the docks and you're like one of my teammates might be down there they might be running around down there we worked on it as a painting almost you start with a sketch a very basic line and then you just start adding layers and layers we can put lots more of the city onto the screen than they could in 1998. so we can do something that is more immersive richer has more texture to it it feels like you are walking around a place where there are lots and lots of people living their actual lives you have crowds that are walking around can talk to pretty much anybody and they react to every single thing it's very alive in that sense every person that you meet in valder's gate has got a story to them there we actually build anticipation through all these characters that you've met through all these situations that you've been through all the stories that you have been following and all the decisions that you've been making they all come to fruition in that lower City and the great thing is if you so choose you can be another bad thing that's happening to the city you can arrive and be like this place is on fire and then you can throw petrol all over it [Music] we felt like the city was our was our destination we spent I think three times four times as much effort on the city than we originally planned but the results the result the the feeling of walking in there is just fantastic you have this constant jostling or things that are very much of the real world and then you can indulge in a completely Fantastical and then when you walk into the city the noise of everybody talking to each other the knowledge that everywhere you look you can go there and you can do something the knowledge that you can fly through it it's great so the thing that I was the most afraid of when we started making this game turned out to be the thing that I'm the most proud of like let's see how where we're at here looking good 39 gigs 40. sort of like um one-third you guys were saying The Bard song video hard song which one's the BART song video oh here we go Deeds of Valor and lore bard [Music] [Applause] [Music] this might be the one I'm talking but I'm feeling inspired [Music] thinking of writing my next song back to the anus [Music] [Music] this looks awesome [Music] absolute frenzy Barbarian you see this a war has come to their land breaking peace with the Wilds but now our nature is returning with rage you know what's needed the natural order must be protected subtlety will not be an option how shocking another Barbarian with all Brawn and no brain ah can someone come here and help me now [Music] we're gonna play a normal motor tactics mode I don't know I don't know what the difficulty options are but I'll tell it right now I'm not playing on the hardest difficulty because I am not good at turn based combat have you seen the dark urge no I don't know what that is don't play tactics that bad huh maybe watch a few reviews no I don't need to watch reviews I know I'm going to play the game I already bought it I'm good I'm not many I'm not in any rush to learn more about it you guys need to understand I'm I'm very much a purist when it comes to video games usually I just like jumping in and playing them all right so there's more stuff that I could watch from the the official thing without potentially ruining um ruining myself let's let's check this one out I don't think that this one should have a lot of um a lot of spoilers hello everybody my name is Sven vinca I am the director on Bob's Gate 3 and I'm going to talk you through today uh all of the cool things that we've added to bg3 in patch five so let's get started animations look really good one of the highlights for me of patch 5 is the inclusion of what we call the active role system how does it work well it's very simple whenever there's a check that pops up you can actually ask your character to cast a spell to eight fate a little bit so for instance here you can see me cast guidance or a character conclusion of what we call the active role system how does it work well it's very simple whenever there's a check that pops up uh you can actually ask your character to cast a spell to eight fate a little bit so for instance here you can see me cast guidance and that's going to give me a one to four bonus on the role that I need to do but you could also ask one of the other party members in your vicinity to Castle school to Aid your luck a little bit and like this you can stack them and that can make a very big difference in gameplay to give you an example I was playing the game earlier today and I was accessing the chapel there's a a lock pick check that you can do and usually that fails because it has a very high DC number it has a 20 which you need to match that's very high but with the eight of my cleric and Shadow heart I managed actually to open that door something that I hadn't managed without cheats in a long time and so I discovered a completely different way of entering that chapel and I was very happy to see also that our scriptures and the writers had anticipated all of that and I had a completely different entry point to my adventure so be sure when you downloaded it does quite a lot of good things me go ah hello next stop is actually a pretty big feature which is the background balls when you create a character in the game you get to pick a background so you get to be a full hero for instance or a noble well say that you pick Fork hero and you do something that a fork hero would do in the game then the game is going to reward you with an Inspiration Point or with some experience if you already are at your Instagram I wonder if you can do that if you pick this dark urge thing that you guys are talking about you pick the dark urge and then you can still pick like a background like this that'd be cool creation gap which is actually also a new thing but you're gonna find that there's over a hundred of these goals that were added in the content of Early Access for you to discover and every single time you're going to discover one of them you're going to see them listed up here in this neat handy background goal UI that was added to the game it rises from the stone hanging in the air in silent offering something that you have been asking us for and something that we actually were planning for quite some time is the ability to Free Shadow heart in the tutorial I'm gonna make a coffee real quick no you don't go anywhere you don't have to it's up to you what you do with it but you can free her and you'll notice that that introduced a whole bunch of new permutations to the story as you'll try how to play The Early Access content you're alive we also added something that was also a very big Community ask and which took quite some effort to do because we're trying to do it right it is what we call the point and click system it's very simple whenever you're going to click somewhere your characters are now going to say something just like they did in the original games so for instance if I ask shadowheart to walk somewhere she'll say this I must keep going but if I ask her to go into sneak mode she'll save this unseen as I was taught now the really cool part about this is that they will change what they say and function of where you are in the story and where you are on their character arcs depending on what decisions you made for Early Access alone we actually recorded for each of them over 800 voice bars and we're going to be recording much more as we finish obviously the entire thing we need to keep focused onward by popular demand we split up the uh jump and disengage this was in the past jumping equal disengaging now we have a separate disengage action and jump It's its own thing and this is popular demand also from the community you can now break concentration there's a little icon there you can click on whenever a character is concentrated if you want to break their concentration if you're a pacifist player you don't necessarily need to kill everybody anymore you can just toggle the non-lethal attacks if you don't start making mini camps mini camps mini camps is super cool okay so mini camps is essentially the feature that when you go to sleep somewhere the background setting of your Camp is gonna match the place where you go to sleep remember how in the past when you go to sleep you were always in the wilderness always with the forest we're over halfway through boys 77 gigs I'll go to sleep into the underdark you're gonna be in the underdark if you go to sleep into the chapel you're going to be in the chapel you go to sleep in the cavern guess what you're gonna be in the cavern it's fantastic it really adds a lot to the immersion of your adventure took a lot of work because we had to modify all of the cinematics to be able to take place wherever you were but it was definitely worth it so it adds a lot to the gameplay that's the type of detail that you really want to see shadowing the weave speaking of Camp again uh there's a couple of extra cinematics that you'll find in Camp uh definitely check out scratch and the owl bear if you ever figure out how you can get on the dock and the old bear cup into your Camp it's possible then you're gonna have a very adorable scene as a Baldur's Gate 3 continues to improve its bet simulating skills uh We've added a new feature that we want to try out during early access and it's called Camp resources so what it means if you go to sleep now you're going to be asked what you want to eat and if you eat sufficient you're going to have a very fruitful rest and you're going to restore all of your spouse laws and all of your HP if you are for instance a wizard however if you don't have enough supplies you will have what we call a shallow rest and you're not going to be able to restore everything the reason we did it is because we want to differentiate stronger between short rest and long rest and so we're very curious to see how it's going to play for you so do let us know what you think of our camp supplies listen I'm gonna play the game the second it finishes downloading okay relax we'll get there the system it definitely adds a lot to finding food in the world and you will notice that as you continue playing the game at the cost of going to rest is going to increase as you level up and that actually reflects the the growing upkeep of your ever increasing camp in the game so very curious to see what you're going to do with that I will feel you from with arrows or you turn around and your backside gets the same treatment a strange symbol glows marked on their flesh and something within you stirs in response and there is a lot more now I'm not going to go through the list of everything uh there's just too much but I do want to share a story uh with you of how dispatch changed my own gameplay experience and I was really happy with what I saw so I already mentioned to you that using my active role I actually managed to open that Chapel door something which I hadn't done in a long time and as I went inside uh I had some traps to deal with and I had a little fight that I need to do and then I went to sleep and as I went to sleep I had enough supplies so I ate my supplies and I was super happy to see that I was actually standing inside of the chapel as I went uh to sleep rather than being in that Wilderness it just felt right and then when I walked outside of the chapel and I surprised those bandages that are there something that you usually don't see because typically you would go from the other side and just meet the bandits in their normal default script setting they reacted to it I saw a scene that I hadn't seen in a long time there was a guy yelling at me hey somebody's coming out of the crypt and I was feeling like hey this is how it should be it's a small thing but it was important to me so I wanted to share it with you because this is essentially the incremental nature of development things are starting to come together and as they're starting to come together just look at how excited this dude is this is the way it should be right when you're working on a game and you're a developer this is what it should be expected right because like damn I'm so excited to jump in and do this it's freaking awesome like I don't start my live streaming my live stream is being like well another day on the job every live stream I do every video that I do I'm usually pretty excited about doing those videos unless it's a video where I have to criticize something then I'm not as excited I'm I'm much happier when I'm bringing good news than bad news we can start seeing the light at the end of the tunnel of development where the game eventually is going to be released hopefully somewhere in 22. uh that's it for me today [Music] mending a tear in the weave haha I can read your mind I know what you are thinking where the hell is he why is he wearing a different shirt why did his face change did his hair change well as it turns out uh we forgot to record the outro Turtle update and that's why we decided to record a new one here at the ravenstein in Ghent as we are preparing for battle from Hell number three uh before I go and I say goodbye I wanted to let you know also we are already hard at work on patch six so that's going to be coming faster than you think and of course we're also hard at work on finishing the entire game that's going to take a little bit longer but it is going to come eventually and when it's going to come it's going to be I think all right thank you very much for watching take care everybody until next time [Music] looking good look up the dark urge where would you even see that on the official website Jesus Christ is a special origin Baldur's get three it's only for custom characters not related to any companions Origins Grand character particular interactions and I just thought your journey hmm so long as I can be a dwarf sure I'll do the dark urge thing dark is an additional origin character players can select darker it's full of customizable origin Avatar players can play as whichever Razz okay hmm [Music] you cannot recruit a suit definitely want to play as dark urge I guess [Music] sounds interesting not recommended first run why foreign there's additional cutscenes interactions dialogues I think that could be fun [Music] I'm going to I'm going to see what they say in the game and then I'll make my decision [Music] I'll make my decision based on what they say in the game [Music] 94 gigs out of a hundred almost their team we are almost there we start closing some of this stuff off okay [Music] I hate jewelry that's okay I don't mind you hating me keggren it's all good by the way team just a quick reminder before we jump into the game we're about to jump in um you guys enjoying the stream if you're entertained up until this point do consider leaving a like I appreciate it thank you thank you for being awesome thanks for hanging out with me new DLC for Baldur's guide has been added to your account and will be installed along with the game so you bought the game yesterday up until yesterday you would have gotten the visual Deluxe DLC um [Music] [Music] here we go if you bought it years ago then you got it too I think I would expect uh looking at how they're playing it this is actually a good thing let me just see it okay oh they're playing it Jahira let me eat this uh looking at their layout I will probably put my camera top left top left sounds good yeah I think this will be here [Music] What GPU are you using 6900 there you go not for combat I think on combat that's where the order goes okay in that case I'll do what they did I'll put it like here somewhere and the map will be up there okay Baldur's Gate three what is this Divinity original sin to well I guess if you have these games you get like oh okay wait what no Vulcan I'm tempted but not on the first stream it's probably doing like Shader caching or something like that this adventure contains mature and sensitive subject matter you can moderate some of this content by toggling the option below show nudity no no no of course we do it's a live stream YouTube doesn't care yes all the nudes Dwarven schlong uh let's see oh God okay yeah this is uh it's more like so oh wait I can see it on stream yeah the way that you guys see it on stream is different from so I'm gonna have to be just a little bit brighter we'll give it like this maybe that was a bit much I don't know [Music] okay let me check the options here show genitals show cinematic nudity yes what is this [Music] players can't see your your private moments nah you can see my private it's all good can't see my private moments as weird expiration highlights oh okay parent-based highlights the game might be a bit loud let me just lower that just a smidge also while I'm at it uh audio when it's not um you sound run active no keep it on always this sounds good oh can we not do better than that give me a second I always forget to do this as I destroy the game by doing that there we go can you take me oh it can only and uh oh we're doing borderless window that'll probably won't matter then uh frame rate cap no we good overall preset Ultra okay let's hope that works okay I'm not gonna mess with too much else [Music] camera rotate the middle Mouse [Music] it's been a hot minute since I've played a game with mouse and keyboard Explorer narrative experience placing story before combat balance Adventure full of challenging choices tactician okay we're gonna go with balanced like I said I'm not going into the hardest difficulty only to then just get upset so I want to enjoy this more for the story but also be challenged in combat but not like super try hard sweaty mode go tactician you go tactician uh completely blind Corey please do not talk about anything at all because I have I did not clearly access specifically to go in completely blind foreign foreign God damn brain bug Naval tutorials sure okay here we go it begins who are you okay so this is if I want to play I can either do custom I can go with one of the main characters or I can do the dark urge remember nothing but a path paved with blood an imaginable cruelty Whispers to you from within Can You Escape it would you even want to an introduction okay blood Whispers to me kill kill and kill again my ruined body yearns to reap death in this world this foul urge calls it possesses my whole being injured Beyond repair I know nothing besides this I must resist the dark about lest it consume my mind I must discover who I was and what happened to me before my twitching knife hand writes a tragedy in plot hmm tell guys what I'ma ask you guys [Music] there's a poll in chat right now [Music] there's a poll in chat right now I will let you guys uh I'm actually going to just let you guys pick for this like I won't let you pick my class or anything else but this dark urge thing I'll just let you guys pick this is the first playthrough completely blind I know nothing about the game you guys pick [Music] I'm seeing most people voting no okay in that case I'll probably do custom I'll let this play out for I'll let the the pull up for a little bit while we go with a custom character for now uh edit appearance uh wait how do I choose race what the [ __ ] [Music] [Music] how do I choose the race of the character [Music] oh it's here oh okay so I choose all of this and then okay okay okay okay okay so Wharf what about the sub races sub race Shield dwarf yeah this is this is a no-brainer for me Shield dwarf bro the dwarves in this game look amazing what the [ __ ] oh my God the dwarves in this game look [ __ ] amazing dude what okay bard uh where's the oh we don't choose a subclass yet we only choose a class right now you know music is more than a fancy at his power to study and adventure of mastered song speech and a magic within vicious mockery insult a creature blade War take only half the damage from bludgeon piercing okay healing word oh I can heal dissonant Whispers frightened creature Tasha's hidden idiots laughter foreign I can make a creature laugh bro this is awesome [Music] oh man I'm so excited to play a Bart can trips okay so these are the ones that I have available to me okay we need to have vicious mockery that's just the way it goes uh Mage hand creates spectral hand it can manipulate and interact with objects true strike in advantage on your next attack roll friends gain advantage on Charisma checks against a non-hostile creature Dancing Lights [Music] create an illusion that compels nearby creatures to investigate I think I want to go with friends I definitely want vicious mockery like that's just straight up a no-brainer it's either magehand or friends [Music] I think friends is going to be the way to go I like the idea of magehand but you can probably get like a mage to do that better than uh than my character I would assume so let's see animal friendship Bane up to three creatures Attack rules and saving throws Charmed person no we're not gonna do that uh cure wounds wait so what's a healing word heal a creature you can see cure wounds heal a creature you can touch this one goes for 1d8 plus three this one's 1d4 plus three so this is a more powerful so long as I can reach them whereas this one uh I can do it from range all right this guy's self magically changed all aspects of your appearance no dissonant Whispers frighten a creature [Music] fairy fire all Targets within the light turn visible and attack rolls against them have Advantage feather fall you and nearby allies gain immunity to Falling damage heroism make yourself or Target immune to frighten and gain five temporary hit points each turn okay that sounds really good long Strider sleep speak with animals Thunder Wave oh we need that one I just like the idea of like a face smelter Brown it's like well Thunder Wave that sounds like fun we'll remove for that I'll remove this and get this uh speak with animals I think I'll keep healing word heroism [Music] I'm assuming we'll be able to learn these again later guys I don't want this guys this also does a ton of damage though [Music] 2 out of 16 and what's the range on this five meters whereas this one is 18 meters I kind of screw it I want the face melter and I like all of these other ones so we're taking these I don't care starting instrument see this is very important foreign [Music] this is very important [Music] [Music] we're the typical we're the typical Bard with the loot the loot right there baby I'm all about the loot okay so we'll keep loot background we get to choose a background too acolyte you spent your life in service to a temple learning sacred rights and providing sacrifices to the Gods to the god or gods of your worship serving the no I was not a religious person charlatan you're an expert in manipulation prone to exaggeration more than happy to profit from it bending the truth and turning allies against each other will lead to great success down the road criminal I mean no I'm not going to be a criminal Entertainer you live Sway and subvert your audience engaging common crowds in High Society alike reserving art and bringing Joy to the hapless and downtrodden heightens your charismatic Aura I like the entertainment background there's the full carrier champion of the Common People challenging tyrants and monsters to protect the helpless saving innocence and imminent danger will make your Legend grow Noble you were raising a family among the social Elites accustomed to power and privilege no Outlander you grew up in the Wilds learning to survive far from the Comforts of civilization surviving unusual hazards of the wild will enhance your prowess and understanding Sage you're curious and well read with an unending thirst for knowledge learning about rare lore of the world would inspire you to put this knowledge to Greater purpose the trained in Battlefield tactics and combat having served in a militia I like this one as well mercenary company or officer core shows smart tactics and bravery on the battlefield to enhance your prowess after surviving a poor and Bleak childhood you know how to make the most out of very little using your street smarts bolsters your spirit [Music] I think I might go with Soldier interesting this is the only one that comes with performance [Music] oh we can intimidate if we are a soldier though yeah I want to be able to intimidate and insult so yeah I'm gonna do that okay abilities oh we have plus one bonus on I'm so confused I want more Constitution why so much dexterity almost no strength helps you resist being shoved deception lion cheat manipulate the truth yes intimidation performance persuasion yes I only have plus five performance so if I do this it's still the same I guess it doesn't all I guess it doesn't matter because I already have Performance Based on the fact that I'm a bard so yeah I know that dexterity goes to your armor class I feel like we're very low on strength though because I don't want to necessarily use a sword I'd like to use like an ax or something maybe even a throwing weapon I don't know here's the other thing I've never played A Barden Dungeons and Dragons so I actually don't even know how they're supposed to play that's that'll be the fun thing I'm considering just leaving it at recommended but I feel like we don't have that much Constitution uh uh dexterity will also make us more of a roguish type character though yeah axes need strength that's the thing bards are usually full casters hmm [Music] Charisma dexterity and Constitution is all the stats you really need to focus okay in that case why do we have so much intelligence [Music] we don't need that much intelligence although if you go imagine imagine going below that point where you have to speak like dull all right because you know that's that's that is a thing I forget what point it is but at a certain intelligence Point you're supposed to just you know you have to sound like you're kind of dumb that that's one of the points of that so imagine if you have like Giga Charisma but almost no intelligence or characters like duh and people just go like ah [Laughter] can't read cheat music below six yeah yeah uh this is not on Playstation five Lane Noble this is PC [Music] only below 10 is dumb yeah memory and mental power improved spell casting for Wizard I think you know what I think I might just leave it as recommended the one thing the one thing that is annoying me is that I feel like we don't have enough Constitution I feel like we don't have enough Constitution [Music] but whatever I think I'll stick to recommended for now once I learn more maybe I would want to change it but now we'll probably go with this [Music] if you want the next you need strength yeah the thing is we're gonna need a lot of and a lot of other stats and I don't know if I want to like back down from anything else that's one of the problems with me playing as a Bard which I'm definitely going to do is that like if I was playing a fighter I knew exactly what I'd be like 16 strength 14 Constitution uh and everything else can go to hell you can respect in the game oh okay okay what do you mean can't play sheet music wait why would you do 17 plus 2. because then you end up with like 19. [Music] [Music] 19 is like you don't actually get anything right like look right now I have plus three I can reduce it and I still have plus three plus 17 includes the plus two oh okay in that case same question why not 16 instead I don't understand why they would um I don't understand why they would give you because at seven you gain nothing for 17 points you gain nothing for 17 points very much like so I thought that see that's the thing I thought that this dexterity was 16 with the plus one but if it's 15 then it's like you would you either wanted 14 or 16. I feel like and this way we could have more strength [Music] and more Constitution [Music] what do you guys think better I think that this would be better [Music] pen strength 14 dexterity 14 Constitution 12 intelligence 10 wisdom 16. I think that this I think that this looks better yeah [Music] why do you want plus one int what what is intelligence doing for us at 13. [Music] [Music] I don't know what you guys are saying about the intelligence what is intelligence going to do for us at 13. yeah I think I think that this is good I'm gonna go with this imma go with this now I do want to edit the appearance of a dude let's do next oh let's hope the locals are friendly Hells be wary this place is trapped it's opened more of those wretched things there's magic keeping this chest sealed where to next what was let's hope the local Hells something just be wary I need a proper Dwarven Voice come on it's magic keeping this way too next there's no like Giga deep Dwarven Voice come on be wary it's opened more of those for Richard there's magic keep where tuna let's hope the locals are friendly Health soft be wary this there's magic keeping where to next hmm let's hope the locals are friendly Hells be wary it's opened not but where to next let's hope the locals are friendly Health soft be wary it's opened more of those wretch things there's magic keeping this chest sealed where to next let's hug pills be wary it's opened more of those yeah seven seven is the best there's magic keeping this chest sealed I can feel its aura okay hmm what was that okay now one of the things that I want to do is I want to be able to actually see the face properly [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] how do you know a certain amount of points give you something or not greater seven thank you very much for the souls tip of the Hat appreciate support thank you well the way it usually goes in Dungeons and Dragons at least back when I played it is like those things come at like so 10 is neutral so you get zero but you also get penalties so eight is like minus one and twelve is plus one fourteen is plus two sixteen is plus three and eighteen is plus four I don't remember if 20 is plus five I would imagine so but usually that's the way it goes that's why when I saw all of those stats that were like at weird points I'm just like well that doesn't give me anything so it's like being for instance being 15 Constitution and 14 Constitution as far as I'm aware through dungeons Dragon rules pretty much the same thing I don't care too much about the meta stuff like I say in the title of this video but you know I do want to make my character be able to at least survive you know but anyway uh we have this dude this dude this dude oh God the [ __ ] happened to your eyebrows my guy you look like a goddamn green skin [Music] ah this is a beard Ling right here [Music] okay I'm thinking we go with this guy a man almost looks like Jason Statham a couple of years from now doesn't this just feel like they just did a human face and then just stretched it out a little bit it's like if I stretch my face out I'll look just like a dwarf it'll be perfect okay that's looking good skin color ah our guy would be a mountain dwarf so he's not gonna be like super tan I think the default looks good we'll take this yes that's good wait what is this all skin colors don't tell me ah yes yes of course the famous red skinned dwarves yes we've all heard about them for sure yeah Jesus they really went all out no we're gonna go with uh defaults yeah that looks good now then uh let's confirm body art [Music] [Laughter] yes let's be a noompa Loompa are scars and makeup [Music] do we not have scars because they're not in body art [Music] oh here we go scarring oh perfect it's on the right eye and everything yes yeah we want our dwarf to be a little bit older a little bit of blemishing in the face too maybe no Vitiligo pigment oh no we don't do that genitals wait what wait what the [ __ ] is penis B what what is this oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait holy [ __ ] [Music] they're not [ __ ] around oh my God and there goes the ad Revenue yup it's gone gone now it's all over now Uncle Neil is not gonna be happy so listen guys because I need to role play this properly um give me a second give me just a second all right you guys can't watch this what the [ __ ] dude it's like it's really [ __ ] detailed they're not [ __ ] around uh there's the up oh okay um yeah dude it goes down to it goes down to whether you're circumcised or not [Music] oh my god dude okay yeah you guys can't watch this part I'm sorry [Music] for some strange reason though uh the default looks like it's got like listen the default looks like it's got what how should I call this it looks like it's got spores around it like they did something to the texture that is weird I don't know what's going on there so listen we're gonna go with penis B okay you guys can look that up if you want to have fun with that [ __ ] but okay I'm gonna bring up the gameplay again now there you go [Music] we're gonna go we're gonna go with uh with penis penis all right uh anyway we got the scarring that is perfect it's right on the eye that I like to because my right eye sees worse than my left eye so yeah um now then continuing onwards body art do I want any of these I don't think it'll work since you said nudity in cutscenes in a cut scene that's fine because like I'm sure they'll do it Tastefully they're not just gonna have schlong showing for like you know two minutes at a time I don't think that's gonna be the case but when you're doing character creation and it's just like shlong time you know I don't think that YouTube's gonna look as uh as favorite favorably on that but either way it's whatever listen on my stream I'm gonna go full nudity if I can't uh if I can't like monetize it or whatever [ __ ] it I just hope YouTube doesn't block it or limit the the reach of it or whatever I don't care I don't care if the streams are not monetized basically is what I'm saying it's not the end of the world I can monetize other content the channel I'm sure I'll survive uh not to mention that people will donate throughout so it's whatever what is this [Music] I don't like these tattoos I think we're gonna go without tattoos I don't I don't particularly like any I would like to see some like runic symbols but there's no runic symbols that I can identify [Music] there's some Elvish [ __ ] because of course I think this is like the closest to runic symbols but it's too pronounced I would like to have one of these like if I could have one side of this that'd be all right but there's only like one runic style tattoo [Music] I'm kind of disappointed that there's only one runic style tattoo which is this one I'd like like a minor runic style tattoo but yeah [Music] can you wet it after with a happy rear face covering the Dingle Parts no this is a live stream you can't edit a live stream after the fact uh yeah we'll keep we'll keep it without uh we'll keep it without tattoos since I'm not a huge fan of the ones that are available is this runic no not really ah this one's runic okay so there's two runic tattoos there is this one and this one but yeah this one also takes up too much to face I wanted something more subtle whatever that matter we'll get rid of that eyes my one good characteristic and this otherwise terrible looking face wait what the [ __ ] how's this green this is green how about this ah these are closer to what I'm rocking yeah I think we're gonna go with this it's either this or this maybe this yeah this okay we'll go with that confirm makeup we don't use makeup hair ah so beautiful that looks lovely ah yes is there pigtails can I get pigtails bro we can get we can get some uh some Chun Lee buttons [Music] listen we need some wild see that's what I'm talking about right there [Music] there's a lot of hairstyles [Music] this is the anime art uh the anime hairstyle foreign do they have a pompadour imagine a pompadour I mean I'm not doing it but I was curious oh I kind of like this one I like this one because it also has this curly stuff that it does my hair does the same thing the back this one's cool I like it wait which one was it that I had selected this one yeah this one's looking good uh let's see we do have oh no this is mohawk you got the British Navy haircuts foreign yeah I think we're going with uh was it this one was it this one crap I forgot is it this one this one this one probably [Music] yeah I think we're going with this [Music] thank you [Music] we're gonna go with this and we're gonna reduce the intensity like so for those of you wondering the reason why I like a lot of my characters to have this type of hairstyle is because of the troll slayer's origin story of Warhammer I always go with this uh art style oh yes we can have graying Hells yeah ah you can barely tell the grang but yeah he's an old man okay he's got some grain going on actually um yeah sure that'll work a guy's an old man he's got a couple of grays just like me on the parts where I do have hair all right let's see the most important part let's see the most important part season dwarf yes exactly so we got one of these that's all right one of these that's better we got uh God whatever the [ __ ] this is uh we have the goatee I mean I already know I don't want any of these yeah what a beautiful beard this one's more of like Mage it's very much unkept hello oh I'm Mr friendship pants this one's also kind of fancy it's like I already know that I'm probably gonna go for this one oh hells yeah dude else yeah dude look at that look at that why does it have this coloring going on it [Music] is it the grain no it's got like it's got two color schemes why does it have two color schemes like what's going on here [Music] does that have pink in it yeah that's the weird thing why I just have this pinkish Hue to it because this is the beard that I want [Music] but it's like why does it have this it's got like a reddish hue I don't understand why [Music] oh [ __ ] that's the entirety of my hair [Music] why does this have two tones you added highlight color yeah I did but it's orange [Music] thank you okay what am I I don't see highlights anywhere I just see graying I can remove the graying but that doesn't do anything my hair is not pink there's no pink in my hair there's two oranges down down take off the gray there's zero grain and the hair section highlights there is no High I mean yeah sure there's this I guess I can remove the highlights okay we just won't do highlights then fine but it's like it shouldn't highlight it like that that was weird but fine we won't do highlights because like the highlight color that I'm doing is orange one I don't know why the game would render that into that weird color that case we can increase the graying but I guess we'll add a couple of Grays to make up for it we're so disappointed no highlights no not really I don't care like my dwarf still looks badass as [ __ ] look at him most badass dwarf you've ever seen God I'm so happy with the character creation this game it's so good Yep this is what we're doing that's our hero right there look at him look at him [Music] it is done custom origin race dwarf Shield dwarf what is what do we get for this war of an armored training you have armor proficiency with light and medium armor last bard trips we're doing the friends thing [Music] in terms of spells we're gonna hurt ourselves by doing Thunder Wave instead of dissonant Whispers but I don't care we'll keep that heel the Hideous laughter good [Music] everything looks good [Music] everything looks good looks dumb but cute no he doesn't look dumb he looks amazing although I will say that orange is really fiery that orange really is fiery as [ __ ] might be a bit much River [Music] [ __ ] it we're committing to it we honor the troll slayers enter character's name Huracan [Music] did you pick your skill proficiencies wait we can pick those oh we can oh [ __ ] didn't even realize we could pick these [Music] so we got persuasion performance and deception I mean this is what I wanted anyway this is pretty much what I wanted I don't think I want anything else I love the fact that I get intimidation I was wondering if I was not going to get intimidation I like the fact that because of the background that I picked that I get to do intimidation because I picked the background I wanted and it came with something that I also wanted love that Yep this is fine this is perfect where we play the whole game we'll see if you guys keep showing up Hells yeah hell I'll play through it twice I get to make a second class I get to make a second class I picked the instrument geez you guys weren't here I picked the instrument look it's uh or was it [Music] I picked it a salute all right all right wait I got to don't I get to customize it yeah I do of course uh uh it's also going to be a shield dwarf uh body type two foreign do we not get to customize the appearance further oh yeah we do perfect [Music] oh hells yeah the things I'm gonna do with this one wait this is a love interest what [Music] but it says you need a guardian [Music] no no no no no no no no I don't believe you guys out of 11 I don't wanna I don't want to make a love interest a [ __ ] no no no no I'm making a guardian [Music] [Music] so mine was voice follow your instincts okay don't be afraid [Music] they've seen some action [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] wait do I not get to pick their class [Music] do I not get to pick their class okay sad face [Music] [Music] is there like a proper mohawk [Music] thank you thank you I don't want him to have the same beard style as me interesting that this beard doesn't include highlights foreign looks ridiculous here with the highlights [Music] okay [Music] laughs [Music] foreign [Music] race of the people we had in the ship chip is a big ass snail oh slap [Music] that's a very well-trained dragon it's putting out the fire all right [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] so she would be the one with the dark urge and if you choose the dark you're one of the characters that was in there [Music] thank you [Music] no I did not choose dark urge oh there I am oh I was in Baldur's Gate when he attacked and he kidnapped me Hells yeah my head I still be stuck inside if we haven't been attacked you can always refocus camera around your character left Mouse button double click portrait someone else got out it's the pool that thing came from the parasite now Rising behind your eye oh so there is a parasite writhing behind my eye skill checks Sun dialogue options requires skill check dice roll the must meet or exceed a target number your character skills will add a bonus to this rule oh plus one oh do I don't need to add it gets out automatically you're too stupid failure you notice nothing more than meets the eye rip well that blew up okay [Music] he's got a pearl okay good dead yeah [ __ ] him I have a bit of a hard time reading the map but can I go up there yeah I can okay so there's another mind flare pod restoration is this oh I feel better probably shouldn't have used oh okay I was like probably shouldn't have used that right now but all right aim's running pretty smooth cartilaginous chests well I guess we head towards the door since I can't identify anything else be cool if there's like a key to highlight the things you can identify oh rhyme bald 24. can I reach that to hit it with some what's that in my hand oh I do have a crossbow very well I want to hit it then sleep can we get there wait [Music] doesn't seem like a good use of bolts assuming that I have a limited amount of them but do I not have a limited amount of bolts can I just keep firing doesn't seem like I need bolts I'm breaking this thing alt doesn't do anything [Music] that was my first reaction old to see pickables are you sure it's like nothing's showing I mean pickables but not interactables [Music] okay so that was a waste of time not everyone made it out alive a nautiloid hurtling through the planes were splendant with psionic energy take that let's get the hell out of here wait there's another chest so it's tilde same thing I mean but if there's a key for it I can just check I like characters grave [ __ ] his grave to then shoot weapon Tuggle hide Alchemy flee from combat illicit powers [Music] [Music] yeah I don't see anything that would highlight interactables yeah there is a character highlight but that's pretty much where it ends it actually says sphincter left halt also doesn't highlight things guys he went past it it's left Alt I mean if it's supposed to highlight everything it's not doing it neural apparatus brain jar [Music] Ed schematic of a nautiloid flashes into your mind sinews much living being as ship I guess these all say the same thing horticulture use on things I arrange the tax attack where is this a thousand years of humanoid history elves dwarfs humans and more flash behind your eyes foreign [Music] exposed brain Quivers and expectation please before they return they return I think you're past the point of saving remove us from this body from this case free us foreign there we go United's edema a swelling of the brain causing pressure where it strains against the shell of the skull [Music] medicine Advantage used the highest roll from 2d2s if I go for dexterity I get what plus two from dexterity no we're going to go with highest roll fatigue twos so that's what advantage does I was curious okay these dice rolls take a bit long though it's probably an option to make them go faster ah yes I just put my whole Dwarven hands in there opportunity [ __ ] the strange creature making it improve a threat mutilate the brain oh my God that's pretty [ __ ] up nah yeah they're pretty oh Freedom Is Ours friend creature pausing listening something behind your eyes seizes in recognition we must go to the helm at the home we are needed the brain tenses as though querying an unseen advisor do you not hear it they will not survive here we all need to navigate we are needed to leave this realm what should I call you we are us okay to the hell we go we are going to the hell I mean in this situation I'm not really sure what the hell I'd do but yep we just get a random brain to help us out who knows good things might happen just check to see if there's some more stuff in here let's move [Music] oh crap we're flying right now [Music] bro that's badass that's the guy running around with the loot in the middle of this goddamn Nautilus thing holy [ __ ] she wants to kill me why boy Abominations [Music] this is your end Visions rushed past a dragon swing a silver sword flash of your face seen through the strange woman's eyes [Music] what is this [Music] girl blesses me this day together we might survive what made you think I was a thrall we dream of parasites unless we escape unless we are cleansed bodies and Minds will be tainted and twisted within days we will be gay mind flayers well we wouldn't want that we are turning into mind flares there must be something we can do for you who am I your only chance of survival what do you suggest first people remain tame as long as it believes we are thralls maybe of use in the fight to come okay [Music] yeah get ready to fight combat happens in round and each participant gets a turn to act oh you guys were wrong the turn is actually in the middle so I think we're actually fine putting the camera top left right this seems like we'll be fine putting the camera top left I mean I'll put it here for now we'll see if anything pops up on the top left that I need to change it sounds fair I think that's fair we'll move it a little bit closer to the thing okay during your turn you can move make an action and take a bonus action with triangle so I just have him attack something but he'll die easy like what can you do Dash jump claws hide thank you [Music] um [Music] why wouldn't it automatically swap to a different character I guess I hit enter because each character gets turned okay stop breathing I thought I was gonna play all characters in one turn uh no no we want melee unarmed strike then I have a weapon [Music] I thought I had a sword oh I don't well that's not good very well um oh it is a face a face melter nice so I can basically walk over here and just be like [ __ ] you ain't ready wow oh what the [ __ ] okay fine I'm leaving then I said space for intern [Music] Al okay let's smack this [ __ ] [Music] a fight let's go wait can I instead I want to do this can you see the danger of where the wait I can still fire an arrow at it take that oh one shot oh we can Loop them ah now the alt is showing all the interactables it wasn't in the previous room foreign because like I've been seeing a lot of game I mean I haven't seen too much but like the gameplay that I do see seems like it's not running smoothly like the game just runs so brutally smooth you guys have no idea I mean dwarf's gonna dwarf am I right dwarf's gonna dwarf [Music] [ __ ] the chip won't be able to take another dragon attack we need to get out before it's too late is there like a scaling option for the UI though because I have my old man eyes and that would be very nice foreign [Music] they're scaling for the text [Music] but I wanted like the whole interface [Music] okay we'll just do a little bit of text then looks like I'll have to make do with it for now yeah my old man eyes don't help okay so let's see simple row it's probably better than what I have I'm assuming comparing actually no my simple jerk and has better damage than that short sword Scimitar I'm not proficient with it we can equip the short sword Rapier is three out of ten so it's actually better assuming I can't equip this yeah I'm better at uh with the thing because I have so much dexterity makes sense so like crossbows are going to be better as well oh it's two-handed that's why it deals more damage [Music] I'm assuming they give you that because you are a Bard so they expect you to kind of begin with it [Music] uh can I change her inventory reaction she's got like heavy armor so she doesn't want that just got a beastly sword too okay so she doesn't want my stuff on that's all good wait what's this let's get going if I could just bust out the loot press effort swaps between weapons I'm still learning guys it's the first time I'm playing the game so bear with me some gold [Music] not now we must go to the hell that version number up there oh [Music] foreign touch nothing without knowing its purpose okay not now we are at the helm [Music] I mean it literally says push that dad totally unrest [Music] like flickers in his eyes but he seems totally unaware of his surroundings okay we have no time for stragglers [Music] the construction is too alien nothing looks familiar this ship is crashing do you intend to die for a stranger try that contraction next to the Pod they did something to it when they sealed me in hurry okay [Music] oh [Music] that's not good the console appears dormant [Music] the mechanisms are completely unrecognizable at first then you spy an empty socket [Music] empty socket that means we have we probably should put something in there faint images appear in your mind a brain a good Yankee Warrior and centuries of Darkness okay there's two doors we can go to there's a restoration thing here there's a couple of different things we can push in this console so there's three buttons [Music] put the brain inside the thing here see if I can figure something out let's put the brain in the socket the console appears dormant the mechanisms are completely unrecognizable at first by an empty socket no we can't put the brain in there where's the brain that we just picked up [Music] [Music] psionic energy radiates from the prisoners do not react [Music] oops uh well you boys gotta go now sorry not sorry [Music] [Music] it comes easy these days can I not push this button I guess nothing happened assuming I pushed them but nothing happened okay shoot this guy in the face oh okay nope can't do that dip dip a weapon into a surface all to the Earth in that case foreign targets too far away I guess I still want to push that other button get a must [Music] us is not messing around so this button does nothing this button does nothing I press the buttons in the wrong order sorry you're lost forever I'm gonna try hitting the conceptions there's not nothing else that I can do all right well I think we probably need to put something in the socket first the console appears dormant the mechanisms are completely nothing the console remains dormant yeah just like I thought so I would imagine the main path is that way so we're going to try going here and see if we can find something to put in the console so we will Aquarium of things playing Nephron [Music] anyway that's kind of worthless to mess around with those [Music] once inside do as I say crap if we're entering the helm then I don't want to go this way it's a good thing you let me know I'm gonna go over here through this sphincter [Music] where's he going I guess he's leaving [Music] this guy doesn't actually do anything okay gold key foreign woman is trapped inside the pod she doesn't notice you then we actually sit on these chairs there's another slave mind here like that feeling an Eldritch okay what does this one do as you place your hand on the part you hear something present sected to the Pod commanding the person inside to change [Music] oh [Music] oh change to the pull of a lever how if we are not purified this may be Our Fate uh oh that's not good at all bloody beard not waiting around for that to happen to us mind flayer stares at you weak and dazed we should kill him I'm leaving get [ __ ] you can get [ __ ] Sunny Jim I'm not staying around for that [ __ ] that [ __ ] can I close this door I want to close the sphincter beside behind me pop the thing in the console appears dormant the console hands to life but what is its purpose free the captain or Transformer like that other unfortunate take a closer look at the powered up console oh [ __ ] it's an Arcana check we only have like plus one to this oh [ __ ] listen to you inside that pod I got some bad [ __ ] news all right listen the bad news I am very unlucky roll the bones oh lucky girl hot Dance of the device make it seem more like a beating heart than a machine devices different from the one that caused the other captive to transform perhaps it will open the nearby pod I was gonna press it no matter what well Godspeed [Music] then discomfort Fades and another sensation washes over you connection Authority illicit wisdom willed apart to open well I have no bonuses on this one oh it's just oh my bro imagine rolling a one imagine rolling a one right here oh my God what the [ __ ] what was that holy [ __ ] feel the biomechanism okay I love this game this is the best game whatever runs across your mind you feel sated [Music] I was once told when I when I was playing Final Fantasy 14 the only hit point that matters is the last one is the same thing here the only number that matters is the one that you need Shadow heart her name is Shadow heart hi how are you doing girl that damn thing was going to be my coffee thank you gratitude is mixed with wariness is you have a gift with you she doesn't like a dangerous company [Music] you got a problem with youth Yankee have a problem with everyone else but there's more important matters right now survival let me come with you we can get off this ship and watch each other's backs along the way do you feel what I just felt before we're in each other's heads I did it must be because of those parasites they put in us but that'll have to wait are we going to help each other or not let's get going I'm Huracan shadowhunt one moment who the hell calls themselves Shadow heart she took a trinket was that it's not it's not trust me enough of this chatter we need to get to the helm now she's right lead on that's what I do I'm the dwarf with a plan bro that was so close that was too close for comfort man that [ __ ] two-row holy [ __ ] [Music] dream connect the nerves of the transponder we must escape now do it we will deal with the cake after we escape connect the nerves nerves [Music] so technically this guy's kind of like Carla Commander zalk is way too powerful so we need to get over there to connect the things there's a dog and that thing okay well brain you're taking care of the dog Godspeed [Music] oh you get the no this is automatically going to get used right [Music] okay it'll expanded when it triggers [Music] you can stay there foreign I have ninety percent chance to shoot the infant's ugly face what else does this do by the way it pushes stuff away [Music] pushing them away doesn't really help me much uh she's already got my role so we're good yeah I'm gonna shoot this guy what's the damage on this on the eight plus two okay not too shabby I think I can go again yeah of course not so I guess I'll perform [Music] actually this seems like kind of dumb but [Music] I just played a tune in the middle of battle cause why not why not I didn't I didn't read whatever the dude was spoiling so that's good uh anyway let's smack I guess the dog [Music] miss me [ __ ] so I'm assuming I can move over here and still shoot so I guess I'll do that oh no wait that was the wrong character [Music] I didn't realize I thought it was moving myself [Music] flicked wounds guidance blessing of the trickster [Music] hmm [Music] ons [Music] survival is all that matters waste a step one shot one kill you could probably go around you don't want to like trigger tracks of opportunity from homeboy on the move [Music] I don't think we'll be able to even touch that dude so [Music] Carry Me I will ascend taking position talk to me on my way hurry before they strike oh there's another one well so much for peace need to find a way forward [Music] I am deaf she is very aggressive stay focused [Music] oh shoot I didn't notice all of these dudes were there [Music] I'm gonna give her Shield of faith yep dude these animations are really good [Music] the game is very polished very smooth okay we're gonna beat the [ __ ] out of this him [Music] lack of opportunity it's like I love how I was scared shitless of attacks of opportunity from this guy but the dog I was like absolutely or whatever I can shoot the hellsbore or I can shoot them uh one shot one kill let's go [Music] that's fine she will kill the dog right what's your damage 413 yeah you'll kill that thing what is this lacerate bleed Rush attack charge forward ranged attack astral knowledge hamstring shot [Music] jump [Music] throw a character or item from the world or in your inventory [Music] dwarf too heavy I'm too heavy sorry uh okay let's just smack this thing oh you break that works good job fast uh let's just God I love the the sound of casting [ __ ] it's really cool anyway uh let's move probably the tankiest of all classes right now [Music] um um [Music] um um that's not good jump oh oh we can't jump there we can jump like here this creature can't activate the transponder well that's not good I don't suppose I can uh go back that'd be nice does this do nothing [Music] okay well where do we go from here so it doesn't matter where I go this guy's gonna [ __ ] me up can I make him laugh [Music] what if what if I made him laugh what if I made him laugh though I can also give him a face melter oh that'll push him a decent chunk away well that didn't work uh uh well can't Target self okay [Music] okay I'm dead tell you what [ __ ] you [Music] well that didn't work either [Music] oh my God okay [Music] they don't even warn you if there's a tax of opportunity tell you what I'm gonna sit over here okay there I'll just be here there's no attacks of opportunity from this guy interesting anyway uh let's see if we can get her to jump over there no no no no no don't do that [ __ ] did I [ __ ] it up oh I guess no here we go oh yeah she can just like eat there use it the Helms alien transponder you've made it in time [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] too bad the sword has lost guys like I'm not doing meta gaming please not everybody wants to like oh I need a grab all the exact things it's cool if you want to do that I don't I don't care foreign [Music] skins [Music] [Music] then we see him die [Music] [Music] anybody seen my loot as you wake the tadpoles squirms in your skull chaos of the crash site confuses the landscape you'll need to find a settlement or landmark and you'll need to do it quickly the tadpole is a death sentence and the clock is ticking you need a cure okay foreign oh it's Shadow heart wake her reach for the artifact leave how is this possible perhaps it was some dramatically timed divine intervention the Divine tend to keep their interventions close to the chest so I suppose it's not impossible what happened to our gift friend you might want to reconsider calling her a friend looks like she ran off without us we should look for her she might be injured or Worse you're more concerned for her than she is for you clearly we need to take care of ourselves first things first we need supplies shelter and most of all A Healer we might have escaped but we still have these little monsters in our heads thank you have any idea where we are no place but anything's an improvement on where we just came from you want to stay together I take it we need each other and we both know what's at stake can't think of better company all right let's get moving one thing we go I wanted to thank you again buffering me it would have been all too easy for you to run right past my pod but you didn't I'll remember that lead the way all right we got to keep Shadow heart that's nice and she I believe is a cleric right yeah level one oh we both leveled up how do I level up in the game tomorrow bars level two Health increase classic Jesus jack of all trades your vast experiences make it more likely to succeed in any undertaking okay song of rest you and your allies are revitalized as though you have taken a short rest ice gain dispel replaced replace spell amount of spells you can have fixed in your mind is limited as you level up you may wish to replace old spells with new ones choose a spell you know and replace it with another I don't want that so the spell I'd want to learn [Music] speaking with animals could be useful but I don't like that fantasy I'm not a big fan of the fantasy of speaking with animals but [Music] I'm taking it all right [Music] turn Undead invoke duplicity [Music] okay I guess that's it so where's the song of rest here we go I mean we don't need it right now but interesting that it doesn't highlight the barrel a hat [Laughter] that's great that is great I wonder if there's anything I can give her foreign underwear no shot if pants could brood what the [ __ ] so wait oh all right all right never mind never mind mysterious side effects use I wonder if we can talk to her about it something the matter tell me about that artifact of yours there's no story entitled to here anyway forget you ever saw it what do you think of all that's happened to us we haven't gone all that far yet what are you referring to exactly you must have thoughts about our little stories thinking about it won't help we know what to do so let's do it okay so they don't find a way to rid ourselves with these things we have no solid leads right now though we must get hunting if you discover anything that might help us I'm all ears okay yeah it's not it's kind of pointless to chat with her she's not going to tell me about the thing which is what I wanted to know so whatever thank you more of those wretched things damn there's a lot of dead things around here [Music] [Music] I think I'll explore the beach somewhere before we head over there suspension of merga today unlocked the recipe but [Music] thank you love you there I said and if you meet me tomorrow I'll say it again and again keep on saying till we're old and gray let's go to Baldur's Gate I know it's risky but so staying here last few months have been hard they're always a little easier when you're there love Anna leave your boat and meet me at the hill overlooking the old bridge bring whatever you can carry we'll make do without the rest oh we're gonna have some bad news for Dear Old Nana we should take the fish it'll be useful for us meals or meals fresh water there must be a settlement somewhere nearby wait what is this called chanty's for the [ __ ] Queen we all roll with the spray upon our necks and we all row it to spray upon our backs and we all roll with this evening the feet and the [ __ ] Queen stays the storm wave mother Rave mother lashes to the proud wave mother wave mother we asked to sail your skull if you will now okay I'm not doing it singing there's an intellect power that too they're never going to have any at least they shouldn't listen up okay listen up all right I forgot you can do things like this and I've got corpses around too well let's move this uh into length of our guess not let me get that open easily maybe there's another entrance well I'm not a thief but I do have a lot of dexterity oh we can use her guidance too [Music] [ __ ] bro what are these rolls wait I no longer have all of these [Music] boom natural 20 baby that's what's up get on my level natural 20. I can't disarm it ice wasn't built for the living reception failed that's not good let's avoid that trap a Warhammer white can use it ring mail heavy armor not proficient I already saw another trap like somewhere around here [Music] gargoyle oh my God all of these are traps Jesus Christ let me go ahead and just uh you know you never know just avoid that trap oh Jesus is trapped so you wouldn't want to open it from that side a strange coin I wonder what [Music] Jesus we're almost like overloaded already doesn't really do much but I'll equip it um much of this one out of 10 damage slashing Plus 1d8 like blunt though we'll keep my hammer although this one doesn't have bonus whereas this one is 1d8 plus two this one's one d10 okay so technically speaking the Rapier is better because of dexterity I have two dexterity weapons bard I want to equip this we're not proficient with shields so we can't do it rip no time to waste armor is only 13 so actually so can I just do this assuming see I'm thinking about you look at that I gave you better armor wait [ __ ] are you a cleric that's not proficient with heavy armor I thought clerics were all proficient with heavy armor what the [ __ ] is going on here studded Shield I have is also a studded Shield okay okay we'll put this down here it's the letter uh yeah we'll keep things as is then oh that is there an auto sort [Music] all right keep going true okay gotta be careful not to step on that stuff interesting not as many traps around here two doors hello I got Rings they don't do anything but I got them [Music] [Music] oh there's a torch can I not oh there's a special thing just for the torch so assuming I'd be able to light it up in case it gets too dark that'd be good oh there's two opulent chests I didn't even notice I'm selling all these rings by the way selling them [ __ ] so we got a small door and a big door this door appears to be like a Zone transition oh it's locked in rattle lock picks rip hey we got some stuff at least wait why does it go the chest not show up as empty you are right there was nothing there oh and the big one the text on the plaque is a mystery to you [ __ ] [Music] a Watcher's guide is this a dexterity weapon stab people okay why am I in oh okay I think I know what's gonna happen oh [ __ ] I must keep going that was so close see you then oh when you opened that it was going to trigger everything [Music] oh we're out of the room so we should be pretty much safe always shop damn you guys uh you guys think you're good or no oh is it just gonna keep doing that okay I guess we have to play the rest of this and turn this on my stab thank you they really just want to blow this place to Smithereens for some strange reason we have here okay why am I in permanent turn base right now though [Music] breathing despite everything [Music] can we not and oh wait I can't shift space I was like this doesn't make any sense no handle how does it open [Music] I guess we're bashing it because uh uh I'm not going back from where we came [ __ ] that noise laughs no handle how does it open can't I bash it yeah I can [Music] here's we're gonna do listen oh for starters can I equip this it's considered piercing [Music] oh it's thrown [Music] okay my faith will guide me here's what we're gonna do where's that uh where is that there Warhammer You're Gonna Knock on this [ __ ] door so wait the Warhammer is only one-handed she's not proficient with it though [Music] that means her roles are gonna suck but it does deal more damage can we not swap her to two-handed mode or something listen trust me girl you're gonna break this [ __ ] [Music] well in it no not you you can't afford to stay idle you can break that I believe in you [Music] what is the bloody lock [Music] maybe we can what but alive so that's progress if not over I have I have an idea how do I thank you can I not light up the torch foreign spear in the fire but away why why [Music] oh there we go okay so there's no action for burn the [ __ ] door okay [Music] that also didn't work why can't I burn the goddamn door [Music] I can even light the candles [Music] hmm wait that's another thing I wonder what the next he's got like sacred flame burn the [ __ ] door oh well wait wait wait what if I what if I make noise with the people inside be able see this is one of the things about Dungeons and Dragons there's always a zillion solutions to anything you can think about if they did their job right so see you I can hear people on the other side What if I uh not that where the [Music] God damn it now I screwed this up there where was the music stuff Arctic inspiration I don't want Bardock inspiration I just want perform here is perform God I need a drink [Music] they're not reacting at all would be cool if they would react like hey do you hear that [Music] so we can interact with the people that are on the other side from what I can tell foreign oh they broke my base I just feel like with all of this oh because the other thing is I also can't leave I also can't leave now this is a problem well I guess we could if I was to go turn the base mode these continuous explosions really aren't making me feel very good can we move the chest yeah okay the chest is much heavier so we can kind of like disable it that way I don't think the chest will explode Maybe they really like their explosions huh foreign this one's apparently much heavier which makes it a lot harder to move something matters foreign that does not Inspire confidence at all is that disabled there's work to do [ __ ] there's a gargoyle thing there uh she's got a heel right foreign [Music] so it's basically dealing AOE damage so I'm just kind of [ __ ] well not if I'm not close to anything that is exploding so if I come over here I wish to live in more interesting times so if I move over here I should be safe thank you oh presided let's get on with it what the [ __ ] hit me I'm on fire oh no uh let's leave goodbye okay that's not good um you can't rest while in travel mode [Music] thank you my face protects me okay no time to rest [Music] yes indeed better than nothing holy crap that was terrible okay we'll go back there at some other time stay back one strike could be lethal well crap so wait I thought I could throw this okay we actually need to back off I need to let her tank laughs [Music] thank you alrighty then time for some bloody work where's that thing that I get to do like an extra attack thing there was something like that you might not have it anymore don't tell me it was only if I had the rape here I think it might have been just a rape here it was probably the rapist I should have kept the racing guess I can't equip it now can I nope oh well we make do with what we have foreign oh no I have the wrong weapon too she has a necrotic spell what do you mean not enough space within three meters of the illusion why can I not do it oh no I'm not allowed to do that one but whatever I can finish off this guy guiding Bolt foreign [Music] don't I get an extra attack if I miss when the spear misses the target the wielder's next attack roll against Target gains true strike rip laughs some fire damage [ __ ] oh she's got wait she had fire bolts [Music] she probably couldn't have used it in the uh you probably couldn't have used it against the door I would imagine anyway scared of him perhaps our survival is in such a distant Prospect what did I just pick up like a brain yeah looking at it I think we should actually like how do we rest that's the other thing that I need to learn some Gage Dash improvised we need like a long rest here on the beach also I want to re-equip that rape here like this seems somewhat safe for all of these people just died where's the rest option right most button here we go camping resting menu short rest long rest it uses up 40 supplies okay let's do a short list we can keep going a little longer now okay looks like they really enjoyed going for the Nobles can we climb up there I don't think we can climb up there can we oh we can okay how about here oh and there's a chest over there yeah we'll want to loot that mind flare and then go for the other mind flare motion of speed spiked bulb yeah you can say I can send her to Camp you talk with her and there was an option there to send her camp oh more thieves tools I'm probably gonna risk it at some point laughs but we'll need some trap disarming things and potentially more people in our party before we attempt that again hello Starion I've got one of those brain things cornered in the grass you can kill it can't you like you killed the others I feel like I need to lower the gamma can you see it he's gonna make a swipe at me [Music] just a dumb ball you're relieved until you see the flash of a dagger if this is a robbery you're off to a bad start elf I just need information I saw you scuttling about on the ship you're in League with an aren't you those tentacles your mind twists Amelia eyes prowling dark busy streets you try to hold the memory but it fades to the worm the light the fear what was that what's going on you have one of those brains it's the Mind flares worm it connected us of course that explains things someone think I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards no apologies you better have more to offer than apologies I'm out of wine and flowers so I hope an introduction will suffice oh he's man's a Starion I was in Baldur's Gate when those beasts snatched me you're a baldurian too is that so we clearly move in different circles ah so fancy do you know anything about these worms yes unfortunately they'll turn us into mind flares will turn me into a monster what else did I expect he's got uh vampire bites in his neck it hasn't happened yet if we can find an expert someone that can control these things there might still be time we need to get rid of it well yes of course but first things first you should travel with me our odds are better together I was ready to go this alone but maybe sticking with the herd isn't such a bad idea and you seem like a useful person to know all right I accept lead on Party Line your party is shown okay level up [Music] he's alone got a long road ahead I'm very useful should I go there again technically speaking I can speak with animals [Music] the ball Grunts and eyes you wear away with its beady eyes the ball shuffles its Trotters unsure then it dashes away Into the Wilderness okay oh well see this is what I'm talking about recipe unlocked I don't see where the recipe is oh there's an Alchemy pouch extract oh this is convenient for swapping stuff between characters though to keep her with the mace uh would he be able to use it I mean top of this menu just says inventory spell book nothing in terms of recipes like he was saying [Music] foreign [Music] it's going to be hard to get everybody across actually no I just need to get one person across and then I can um if I get one person across I should be able to just teleport everybody over to the door [Music] ah here it is you guys are right there it is ah there we go okay now I understand that was so [ __ ] bad that was terrible [ __ ] Christ some tells me the wooden crate's not gonna hold it I got a feeling that's not gonna I guess I'm not gonna be able to do much whatever it takes she also can't do much [Music] wait you spend one turn to cast Dash oh this way looks like the elves still got hit in the face you're all good you're all good buddy we need to survive for one turn [ __ ] she can't heal well good luck other than the fact that I'm on fire we're actually doing okay all right looks like that thing's no longer on fire either so what would be good what is this concussive smash right it doesn't touch me Bash [Music] interesting take us all in there all right we did it except I'm on fire again uh to do that's one more turn of burning I'm gonna take another one no we're good it's gonna take a long rest oh [Music] very convenient okay she doesn't have much to say but he does so we're resting here [Music] um turning in of the night it's no feathered bed but it'll do [Music] you've never slept in the woods before it's all a little new to me I've met the night normally means bustling streets bursting taverns we curling up in the dirt and resting is um a little novel give it a try we'll need to be fresh to move I'm in no place to rest yet today has been a lot I need some time to think things through to process this you sleep I'll keep watch [Music] um I'm not tired yet I'll sleep later suit yourself sweet dreams what were you two talking about what do you mean you and the pale fellow we're just discussing that I see I'd be careful with a Starion [Music] you don't trust this time trust is a rare currency not sure I'd spend it on someone who drew a knife on me moments after I met them let's hope we rapidly find a Healer you seem reliable I think you know how important it is that we find someone who can cure us best if we focus on that agreed good we might even get lucky and find one right away as I see it we're overdue some good fortune rest well okay ran out bench I mean I'm assuming you can't like loot things wouldn't make sense if you just have looting things in your camp oh yeah I'll just steal all this why not uh we do a partial rest or we'll actually have to use some supplies okay oh haggis ah I don't want that but yep a couple of apples fish Ah that's too much can I not like [Music] I just need one that's worth like one nothing is worth one okay taters are worth five okay looks like we're good darian's an interesting find let's hope any future acquaintances don't hold a blade to your throat by way of introduction need something okay they're probably not going to confide in this for now [Music] all right so Rogue man what you gonna do about this door no handle open no handle how does it open [Music] okay so astronoth also has no idea how to open this door but it should be able to open the other one however there's one more thing I'm ready okay these things have stayed interesting what's up move over here what's next I wonder I'll ask that aha watch your back okay there is work to do uh Mary appears to be hostile [Music] are you hostile Mary can we not have a conversation [Music] how do you get past and all back off oh she's running away moving she appears upset about something with haste God damn it why'd you have to do that now you're gonna burn in the Holy Fire of righteousness empty-handed again there's somebody over here too okay so we don't want to get too close to that Barrel they're poisoned though can we not unpoison you how many turns the poison last until long rest [ __ ] [ __ ] sucks well at least there's no skeletons this time okay that's a touch thing [Music] what you get oh [ __ ] that's why she's mad there's blood there but I didn't do that you guys did that one me can't slow down I'm ready who's this andorn foreign [ __ ] kill you if you're not careful [ __ ] do I need to I'm 12 out of 17 should be fine she's no longer poisoned either interesting [Music] it's that simple Mary that's how it goes all right overcome foreign that was the smart thing to do my friend because now I'm gonna shred you The Smithereens wait over here [Laughter] [Applause] there's no skeletons this time I didn't miss this yep we're gonna have to go ahead and shank you I have to go ahead and shank that ass now look I just wanted to chat with you people but you people asked for it light on my feet so they were basically trying to find a way out they locked themselves in and they were trying to find a way out looter's trunk add some gold a cup of plate and glass shots really I found way cooler [ __ ] in here already what the hell were you guys doing I'll just try to take this artwork because why not also we are Giga heavy right now so this is the same armored class of what I what I'm using but it doesn't look ridiculous take it uh we have another one here how good is your armor my guy okay you can keep your armor it's the same thing let's get going three to six on this dagger this is four to seven why is this one better or is this like taking into account the character that's inspecting it maybe his is just better I don't know eight yeah I think it's just taking into account the character that has the stuff equipped zero out of seven okay she probably has more strength she'd be better to carry this [ __ ] here you're my mule that sounded wrong I don't know I don't trust you with this this doesn't give stats anymore [Music] do if you want Frank [Music] oh you just need to have it in your inventory okay [Music] oh this Rapier is better [Music] I'm just gonna give her like all the weapons [Music] [Music] foreign okay this is a little bit more balanced not as bad as it could have the air stable it's been centuries since any prayers Disturbed who are those prayers for normally the patron God is obvious not ancient indecipherable text covers the plaque a dead tongue whoever worshiped here must be long gone Beth and Divinity are Godly guy best be on my way [Music] foreign oh we have the bandits key okay so I can start opening the doors now perfect [Applause] and I don't want to be picking up everything Breezy sandals it has a circuit doesn't have anything [Music] can get the Hat it'll look great on you I wonder what the next minute she have shoes because what now we all have shoes okay we're not blood we're not using these then uh lovely there you go still alive so that's progress chests the unclaimed okay books can sometimes give you interesting oh [Music] I'm just checking to see if any of these trigger anything because I'm not going to be reading all of the books that that'd be insane it's going to be like a zillion of them so there's not much in this room apart from the stuff we already looted one of us still doesn't have a torch so there now you do well well well that is a whole lot of Bandits give me a second I need to take a quick a quick bio break I'll be right back I'm going to run um I'm going to run an app I'll be right back don't go anywhere the game's Amazing by the way having a blast thank you foreign [Music] okay let's see uh why can't I move the camera all right okay foreign [Music] there's four of them they're all level two suppose I can use my charms oh crap I can't make it past my own characters in the way [Music] you're gonna have to toss me nope can't throw the dwarf can I shoot a fireball yes I can okay Parton that works [Music] this spell has to work but before I do that I need to move out of the way there that should be enough now look at him [Laughter] he got blasted with a fireball to the face and he's laughing his ass off he thinks this [ __ ] is funny ah yes the joys of being a barred all right let's move out of the way then so we've disabled one of them [Music] okay we can't use this can I shoot him path is interrupted if we were to move slightly back might be able to get away with it oh my God no it's not [Music] or is it hitting I can't do it I need to go deeper in okay let's move over here then come on I wonder if they can dispell him or something but he's just like worthless to them right now miss me [ __ ] here he comes the big man with the big stick he's a big man with a big stick okay now then oh I have to keep concentrating to keep that guy laughing okay so I can't get hit very well we're gonna move over here shoot this guy in the face why can I not just use a bone yeah I can't yeah screw him blast him in face what does this do sneak attack ranged oh I need to have advantage so yeah let's blast him in the face [Music] the seeds looking tough as nails dude choice but to keep going okay it's my turn this is a terrible idea this is gonna blow up in my face if I do this how fast it doesn't go through the wall okay bam all the Buffs now let's uh move away it's about to get dangerous as [ __ ] oh yes it will um listen and it doesn't look like I can actually do anything else there so I'm assuming if I have to keep concentration on that spell I can't do any more spells so yeah you're going to be here in just face tank this [ __ ] she succeeded the concentration yeah first oh [Music] that's not good in the room miss me [ __ ] oh he's a barbarian's big man oh oh all right things aren't looking too good this Advantage because he's dazed but I can blossom with a fireball nope that's not looking good go for it let's suppose you can do that again but you can shove them you failed it's so much for peace very well then I need to get rid of this guy he's got to go he's too dangerous to be kept alive [ __ ] well this is a problem oh God uh yeah I got bad news this ain't gonna work out critical hit for three damage okay [Music] oh nice what feel me damn you [Laughter] wait what does this do oh he is dead as a door nail all right well we can't do that one again does this actually use an action yes it does okay in that case I don't know if my damage is gonna let me kill him but okay where's the flourish [ __ ] oh you can only do it once per rest [ __ ] he's got like two HP my guy come on oh [ __ ] [Music] 55 okay [ __ ] it this guy's gotta go there not at least these days all right [Music] guys it's not looking good God damn it and listen okay we're gonna have to do a little bit better than that thank you that was not as good as last time could possibly go wrong I can't even catch my breath to have to keep going I wonder if they'll blow it up [Laughter] hahaha [Laughter] [ __ ] it won't shoot through the thing well Kim that's what you get that's what you get and now we're gonna back away over here uh or do we [Music] thank you I'm guessing time to push my luck again so I can't take a pot shot at him and you'll have to like run all the way to get to me on my way and I should be able to hahaha it's out of range [Laughter] chunk that's another six damage he's got eight health how far can you shoot this [Laughter] hit him with a good [ __ ] what does this one do [Laughter] wait what do you mean there's not enough we don't need to be that far away what it's not a touch thing why is she going all the way over there [Music] [ __ ] all right all right let's move back here let them come to us [Laughter] oh that is not good oh he can help me okay let's go ahead and do that up now let's move over here let's go [Music] I can shoot the mage I think I'm back away and heal I think that's the smart thing to do one day I'll catch a break I don't know this will move me forward but they're still too far away to really do anything about it well the Mage can kind of hit us what does Mage Armor do how do I how do I see information about the enemies that'd be interesting irac okay oh I can collect her portrait now it still doesn't show salmon okay hey charmer there we go thank you um this is a lot of healing for the amount of wounds she has oh she has charm thirty percent chance 36 percent I say we risk it for this guy murderizes ass [Music] okay and now we move back miss me clear off we got here first come on ow but you can't pass the door oh a little help please well well that's unfortunate I'm just gonna have to go ahead and [ __ ] kill you 55 chance 65 chance how about a shank same thing you can't heal Kenny how nice of you to come all this way just to go ahead and die ah okay I need to move out of the way so that she can go heal or do whatever it is actually no I'll move in here over here because the melee was the most dangerous one survival is all that matters I need a blaster that's a 60 shot what if oh I can't use that [Music] foreign [Music] all right baby girl let's do just that [Music] got to press on oh you're mad is everybody gonna go for me no they're splitting up okay [Music] very well sixty percent with this 70 with this okay we're gonna blast one right in this dude's face what is this sneak attack no hamstring shot does what should an enemy reduce their movements without okay shoot this guy in the face do it belong interesting you can shoot somebody and then still Dash good choice but to keep going okay how am I gonna get rid of this Mage we can shoot her that's a 60 chance we can do a piercing strike that's also a 60 chance main hand attack 60 chance okay piercing strike it is well that didn't work shower [ __ ] you [ __ ] although that wasn't smart because now I don't have opportunity attacks ah but I can move in range fertility attacks as for you you are going to be very very brave allow me [Music] all right [Music] foreign why am I this advantaged I'm supposed to be able to to be sneaking what the [ __ ] did he detect me I guess he detected me somehow oh okay I can do it like this I can do it in melee I can't do it with a bow Swiggity Swooty [ __ ] wait what happened oh I guess I couldn't have done that rip [Music] foreign well well well so we missed here [Music] thank you no mercy what the [ __ ] was that imperative what is wrong with you it's just like you know what [ __ ] this boom like what the [ __ ] was that Barton was not like he was he was not taking any [ __ ] God damn Barton why you gotta be like that well I guess we're all gonna be with burning damage for a while you're gonna be with more burning damage than the rest of us you [ __ ] the [ __ ] that's messed up I'm on fire might as well have my weapons on fire [Music] that's stupid I know that's some tack of opportunity oh my God it's so dumb talk to me kill that [ __ ] before she [ __ ] me up although you're not looking too hot yourself oh that guy's got like no Health whatsoever it's kill her yes oh come on well damn bully the mage bully the mage sleepover miss me miss me what are you gonna do oh no oh oh okay listen bro you need to go to Range I need to shoot this [ __ ] in the mouth wait what do you mean not enough movement there should be more than enough movement the [ __ ] bro [Music] shoot him in the mouth oh God worthless elf I thought elves are supposed to be good at this God damn elves dude still breathing despite everything I'm insulting her to death it's happening I literally insulted the Mage to death all right I screamed obscenities at her until she died I think this is a good strategy now then you want to shoot somebody shoot me [ __ ] listen [Music] I like that [Music] oh I can just be there performing then [Music] I just wanted you to know that performance was for you foreign [Music] I insulted two people to death that's what's up it's stable there you go there you go it's all good Papa roorkan's here to save you a numb but a thing all right oh this is awesome they didn't even have any loot like look this guy is naked the [ __ ] dude he's got gloves all right that works [Music] there you go I'd steal [ __ ] from the mage Journey Through the Jungle order staff don't need it I'm getting heavier and heavier anyway we need this and are these boots better than mine they're warm [Music] I took the barbarians boots it's that simple [ __ ] with me I steal your [ __ ] great Club you can have that it's probably heavy as [ __ ] too big for bows as well and these armors you're a big girl you can carry that you can carry my armor now both rapiers deal the same damage I don't get it can I have dual wheels not yet anyway these coins can power infernal engines where's the sort button there's no sword button in this one carry the Quarter Staff too [Music] oh I have two of these okay you can have another I really need to get to a town sell a bunch of garbage so you can't heal and you're all messed up too what a day he says the Swift is my feet okay so we looted this guy look at this guy with this guy [Music] all right I need to stop collecting books see this is one of the problems that I have when you put a game like this in front of me is that I feel the need to collect everything and sell everything for money [Music] foreign tipler drowning on infernal rod and fever okay these are people that died I would take it all in the plate the looter's trunk though what's that oh I'm not sure I want to pull that it's got a [ __ ] skull on it that doesn't seem like a very good idea doesn't seemed like a good idea at all tell you what you're a rogue you're a rogue is Tarion told me then you can pull that thing we'll see what happens environmental turn takes a long ass time how much farther can I go got to keep moving well hello [Applause] looking ahead you did it it was you it was a starry on one me he pulled the lever I told him not to listen I told him not to he chose to pull the lever okay this is none of my business it was the elf the elf did it the lighting on it it's pretty impressive too guys don't spoil things okay so all of this stuff is done before we go outside we're going to want to rest well if we do a short rest we should be able to just welcome welcome well in it you said it opened the door looks like it didn't but either way I wanted to come in here because you can lock because you just installing let's crack it open memorable moment armed stripes but no sign of a struggle I wonder what was so subversive about their words that they commanded protection foreign oh wow this is like a whole lot of stuff for us to explore there's another door here oh hello let's open this door how's performance been absolutely phenomenal the game's been running at like 150 FPS the only problems is whenever you have a bunch of explosions on screen and the frames tend to dip like there's a room back here that has a bunch of traps oh wait I think we disabled the traps like this room over here had a ton of traps I think that's no never mind yeah see when you get here this is when the frames go to crap let me see my character is safe see in here like for instance in here actually yeah right there down to 48 fps when the big explosions happen down to 48 fps when we're out here 144 no problem I have saved guys I've saved I saved right before I came in here I did a quick save you guys didn't notice gut please do please like actually guys please stop just like don't tell me things I understand that this was probably a part of the Early Access or whatever the [ __ ] I'm playing for the first time please do not spoil it I understand you guys are excited and it's a lot of fun and it's great and cool but if you just spoil everything the stream is not going to be fun because you're gonna buy work on go here do this do that do the other thing and then I'm just you know playing the game gig optimally and you know it's not as interesting trust me trust me okay I can assure you'll be more interesting if I don't know everything that requires it to be bound with chains The Book of the Dead gods book is far lighter than it should be with such a massive lock I can't a search for an Arcane Rune to sabotage [Music] you're you're kidding me the time does not take kindly to your tempering a feeling like pins and needles lingers under your skin pricking and prodding I can't believe it dude 14 really we're gonna roll a one on the D4 you're really gonna do me dirty like that gee thanks wait I can't take it with me the book remains stubbornly shut I can't take it with me okay whatever [Music] God damn I'm Gonna Roll I'm Gonna Roll a one on a D4 twice in a row the impact reverberates through your body as if you just slammed a hammer into solid adamant God damn dog doesn't budge wait other members got to have a shot as well this book is far lighter than it should be I didn't know that so each of them gets a try okay that's good to know I I thought that like I thought that when I picked up the book with my character it would automatically take into account like see I think it would have been more interesting if because I always want to be playing my character but I guess I need to be aware of my party and use them to interact with things I think it'd be more interesting if you'd just be like who do you want to interact with this item as opposed to like select the party member but I get it I get it makes sense makes sense so we'll do this do I go with guidance on top of it I mean it's only a difficulty class 10. but Jesus Christ I failed so many times at opening the [ __ ] book [Music] there boom done 21 [ __ ] knock knock as the lock opens the loose page comes with it magic Pulses from the parchment what was once script is now an obliterated scroll have a sense these are names a list but of what oh [Music] gods these are the names of gods once lost but now restored after the second sundering entire pantheons have dwindled and been Reborn silently recorded by this book thank you acolyte Divinity undone oh she's inspired light on my feet okay so you can right click to add stuff okay see that's the type of information I do want to know stuff about systems not about where things are but like oh you can't actually do this thing even Gods get left to rot in the dark you fail the religion check tomb Warrior he's got a cemetery assuming the buttons what we see what oh no oh Hells something just woke up down here oh that entombed Warrior absolutely pretty gnarly the darkness can be to our advantage um it's time to move where do I go from here damn I can't do barter conspiration why oh I ran out you can only do it three times okay um you can press the button again I don't think she has telekinesis heading there all right that's the most dangerous one no foreign see to the Dead first all right is there a button on this side oh okay I have an idea I doubt it's gonna work just like old times yeah we'd need to get rid of that guy foreign where's this light coming from [Music] what should I do doesn't she have like turn or something I'll blast that guy oh damn you [Music] well that sucks oh right my character does have dark fit well does he actually I don't know if he does what is he doing oh [ __ ] he does oh I took their weapons away because I looted all of them so they don't have weapons [Music] but they can still cast spells like this guy can cast spells all right so can I now do arranged sneak attack yes I can [ __ ] if I find some prey this way oh I couldn't be in front of him to do it on my feet oh well it's time to scream obscenities at them because that always works now I'm gonna shoot them assuming I can do it from here can I yep chunk let's finish this [Music] [Music] missed me [Music] come on okay it is his turn can we hide let's find out let's have a little fun [Music] I need to go inside of them to see it oh well I can't sneak attack from here and now I don't have enough movement really oh it's because I'm like hurt [Music] uh I think she'll be able to blast him so I want to blast him [Applause] [Music] well crap I can't let them keep casting spells at me though this is going to be a problem cocked his ass to the ground get messed up all right [Music] I got a meal critically hit me [Music] I wonder why they're missing so much oh yeah [ __ ] just said no more music I was like bro [Music] hey no more nonsense let's just shoot this guy in the face [Music] comes easy these days I can't heal her I want to get rid of that guy that guy's dangerous [Applause] I mean I'm not gonna go shove this guy that'd be dumb company you're gonna have to heal yourself okay and I'll smack them it's already days or so oh she can't hit worth a damn right now stop it with the Rays of Frost how many spells you all got [Music] We're not gonna be able to make him bleed that's not happening so we do four out of seven damage with this 4 out of nine disadvantage because he's too close oh wait what if I unmount oh foreign [Music] which one of you [ __ ] silenced me dare you try me oh what was that you don't like my music well that's too [ __ ] bad baby all right let's heal up again what's the scroll detect thoughts Scroll of Raven feeblement screw up and jump in there you're gonna beat the [ __ ] out of all these dudes it's still a fire bolt Adam [ __ ] them let's move out of the way now make them come to us [Music] [Applause] they really don't like my singing do they time friend you approach [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that's how they're supposed to blast so much for peace your body is a temple to an idiot God your body's a temple to an idiot God that's some funny [ __ ] [Music] blast him beautiful [Music] good what's wrong y'all don't like spells as funny okay now they see me foreign right there's only one missing he's running away like old [ __ ] what are you doing buddy light on my feet [Music] God damn it really bro really no I can't do it No Escape actually I could surrender their valuables even after death wait rising from the dead just to protect a lot of effort to hide one sock so I alluded them before they didn't have any gold I loot them now and they have gold what the [ __ ] where the [ __ ] were they hiding the gold uh no I'm sorry what their bodies should have been empty what can I do for you damn you definitely look like a vampire in this light all right let's take another short rest all right time to see what's new Horrors well [ __ ] so he has spoken and so thou stand us before me right as always what a curious way to awaken now I have a question for thee what is the worth of a single mortal's life [Music] curiosity nothing more wilt thou answer my question again what is the worth of a single mortal life [Music] a life is worth only as much as the Legends remember it life and how it is lived a different equation very well I am satisfied we have met and I Know Thy face we will see each other again at the proper time and place farewell speak with the Dead foreign of tombs through knowledge comes atonement the guardian of tombs okay bro I'm in love with the dungeon delving aspect of it wait why are you here nothing more to discuss I must attend this place after so many years away we will see each other again soon seems you've read ahead on our little story the mechanics of Fate would be difficult to explain to one such as thyself regardless it will occur okay [Music] still comforting after all this time [Music] looks like the water's not that deep oh there's a ladder foreign which I will and I will butcher them because that is what they deserve [Music] yeah it's very atmospheric very immersive wait you can still interact with this laughs need to come over to here now that we can sneak up on the other dude arenos [Music] although maybe a full rest is in order how do you feel fine yes me as well besides the occasional mental Exchange it's almost as if we're not infected I feel good so strange do you remember the voice aboard the ship [Music] yes almost like it's whispering to me still the voice said I become a beautiful weapon what do you think that means sounds like it had plans for us whatever they were those plans were interrupted by the dragons either way we can't take the lack of symptoms for granted we have to find a heater agreed well I've said my piece get some rest [Music] thank you oh we don't regain short rests what you trying to do [ __ ] skulking about need something who wants to tell I'm a magistrate back in the city it's all rather tedious that little creepy crawler skulking about well half spells are still better than no spells wait what am I doing that was a wrong door where was the exit where was the exit that snuck up behind them I forget here I'm losing my [ __ ] mind I heard it is nothing anyone but us it's just Wilderness out here you're both twice as tall as me but I have half that Bloody backbone whoever was flying that thing can't have survived whatever's left is up for grabs look how someone's coming from the Crypt who are you that Crips ours think you can clear it out from under our noses [Music] you haven't woken me from my Slumber now I crave your blood [Music] the tech thoughts read the gnome's mind I don't think that's happening you have awoken me from my Slumber now I crave your blood [Music] oh [ __ ] I didn't need that no no no it's only a 12. yeah we're good come on you Lord let's get out of here I thought we had a fight in our hands what a bunch of [ __ ] [Music] foreign [Music] I'm sure that this thing had like some type of use you probably would shoot it and would drop it on top of somebody that would have been cool that's the beauty of The Bard class like I said I do need to my shit's too bright right now oh that might be worth a look back too tight I'll need a shovel oh [ __ ] this is a bad idea I thought we could place markers oops there we go this ship is all busted up okay let's go team we've done fantastic work so far let's not stop still enjoying it so far any issues zero issues loving the game absolutely Giga enjoyable if you enjoy like Dungeons and Dragons ancient sigil Circle zoru was right yellow was a toad twice as ugly the things dangerous leave it for the Goblins to kill and if it escapes how will you oh a guest has bonds to the prisoner's white hop stair her lips don't move yet you hear her voice get rid of them scripture is dangerous get out of here leave it to me shoot the Trap down we must kill it before it harms someone oh God you caught a scout The gith Invasion force is right behind me save yourselves only a 10. we're gonna get plus five but I'm gonna go for this because I don't want to miss up on this God being a Bard so much fun you just make up all kinds of [ __ ] [Music] gets me down [Music] say please never [Music] observe listen enough as you say how do I get her down though questionable internet release me or enjoy a future Escape mind players yeah I know the atrocities we are becoming I know a remedy it's like I want to release you but I don't know how I can't even zoom out enough to actually see how to do it there's got to be like a lever or something enough dawdling get me down this is where I came from [Music] I hear shouting up ahead we should check it out but be careful enough dawdling get me down oh there's a you can interact with this the tadpole hasn't yet scrambled all your senses auspicious but the longer we wait the more it consumes my people possess the cure for this infection I must find a crash you will join me careful she obviously sees your kindness as weakness don't let her take advantage [Music] it has many things a hatchery a training grounds a shelter youth Yankee protocol is clear when infected with a gay tadpole we must report to Augustine for purification simple thank you wouldn't go you may as well suggest a wyvern bow to worms The Cure I offer will suffice is thanks you have made an ally from Crash career few no such Fortune call me Lazelle I'll trust your judgment that I won't trust her not until I've gotten the measure of her you were sharp tongue elf word that your mind proved it's equal half elf I suppose the funny details are lost on a creature like you come the horned ones mentioned a camp one there this zoru a scene a crush must be near we will ask this zoru where he has seen my kin level up boom [Music] stop me here chatter already Tuskegee oh that's what these do [Music] wait there was another one back there I picked that up then I think it was like around here somewhere [Music] yeah right here I'm gonna make sure to pick that up too [Music] what's going on with that food looks unstable you approached the sigil on the stone magic Glitters and swirls from it erratically is it malfunctioning it looks slightly dangerous French the sigil on the stone oh I have to do the one well a hand anyone turn yourself to the sigil's magic then bit it to quiet down [Music] whatever you're doing is working wonders now a quick little pull should do the trick oh hello I'm Gail of waterdeep apologies I'm usually better at this a bit shocked but friend it's a relief and a pleasure to make your acquaintance die in a manner of speaker we're on the North Lloyd as well second I messed up oh my I've been streaming for six hours bro I'm not kidding when I say that 2023 is one of the best years in gaming holy [ __ ] six hours all right I was yes and I can only assume you two were on the receiving end of a rather unwelcome Insurgent in the ocular region couldn't have phrased it more repellently myself are you sugar coating it is there the uncertainty we speak of this parasite are you aware that after a period of excruciating gestation it will turn us into mind flayers it's a process known as ceramorphosis and let me assure you it is to be avoided you don't happen to be a cleric by any chance do you a doctor surgeon uncannily adroit with a knitting needle I tend to basic wounds and ailments but alien parasites I'm afraid not man not exactly a common Affliction we're most certainly going to need a Healer and soon too how about we lend each other a helping hand once more and look for a Healer together oh let's see you're traveling with plenty of company already perhaps I can join you later instead I'll make my way to your camp and Embark upon a succulent slow cook to be consumed upon your return foreign have the human Mage with me I guess I have to set up camp and do the party again need to keep going we'll do that in a bit then oh there's a dying mind flare over there yeah a mind flag approach the dying monster this is the thing that abducted you you could end its life here and now if only you didn't feel compassion compassion you can't move can't think ing is mercifully done for you it will be a joy to serve to die for it and honor it's possessing your mind forcing you to love it but then the feeling slips the creature's mind seems to focus elsewhere oh your mind's fuse lusting for something that is gone but then it's grip claws back with a vengeance a vice locking your mind into obedience it needs sustenance to survive and with your very body you can provide thank you the monster lies exhausted defeated its eyes wet orange pearls radiate malice monster death is too good for it I can kidnap me let's be on my way thank you oops [Music] you can go to Camp without resting nice little burst in Magic are you no matter to worry the unlettered over you meet any Elder Wizards let me know there is a matter I'd like to seek advice on from a master okay I need to figure out how to change party foreign [Music] nothing of note really oh I need to talk to them to leave okay you're going to stay in campus Tyrion picked up a wizard who managed to get stuck in his own portal more promising than you darling I'm hurt I thought we had something special I guess I'll spend my evenings lounging here well you do all the hard work sounds awful aren't you cry me a river while you're at it holy [ __ ] she's like sharpening her blade over there what's on your mind with pleasure lead on I gave a Starion a hat you guys don't like the hat I gave him ah crap he's a wizard I wish he was a sorcerer [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] foreign oh I have the Magic Touch [Music] oh crap the other guy has stuff in his inventory he already has a Quarter Staff simple robe he also has those [Music] okay we need to find like a city or something not a problem and these things have stayed interesting if not over and through [Music] [Music] poutine really we have poutine never even had poutine in real life they have poutine in the game just some [ __ ] you don't sleep well flitting between Dreams and Nightmares maybe you wake up because you know something is wrong or maybe you just get lucky what the [ __ ] [ __ ] no no it's not what it looks like I swear I I wasn't going to hurt you I I just needed well blood there in the dim Fire Light you see him for what he really is a vampire a slave to Sanguine hunger foreign I don't like vampires don't much care for elves either and as it turns out you just happened to be a combination of both thank you this is a hard decision this is a hard decision I actually wanna kill him I wanna [ __ ] end you he's probably not gonna like it if I do that I've never killed anyone well not the food I feed on animals balls deer cobals whatever I can get it's not enough not if I have to fight I feel so weak if I just had a little blood I could think clearer fight better please a strange sensation courses through you know's mind unfolds Secrets half revealed I what's this what's happening something stirs deep within you hungry and alert it's taking something you'll never get back his mind opens up revealing cracked and quivering memories at their heart you see dark eyes commanding you to feed you open your mouth and bite down to a tender neck but into the twisting body of a rat the only thing your master lets you eat you ate animals because you were forced to not because you wanted to yes I ate whatever disgusting them in my master picked so you can see why I'm so to trust you but I do trust you and you can trust me you tried to bite me how can I trust you because we don't have a choice not we're going to save ourselves from these worms I need you alive uniquely strong please only be a taste I swear I'll be well you'll be fine and everything can go back to normal I can't believe that there's two options that say yes no no of course silly of me to even ask I'll go and find something on four legs tease I suppose see you in the morning you watch him stalk away slumped sulking and ready to kill [ __ ] I can't believe he had the gall to ask it's like yeah just let me have a taste he's probably gonna bite somebody else I don't [ __ ] trust them I don't trust this filthy [ __ ] elf dude good morning I hope last night's little unpleasantness hasn't left a bad taste in you well I hope there are no bad feelings no but I have questions how are you standing in the sun oh I have no idea by rights I should be Cinders in this light but someone or something is keeping me alive standing in the sun wading through a river wandering into homes without an invitation they're all perfectly mundane activities now as for my other quirks well we can figure those out in time [Music] Pine flares parasite that's my theory but who knows I'm glad you're being sensible about these Revelations I was worried people might turn up with torches and pitchforks although there's still time a vampire Among Us so be it but should I wake with so much as a drop of blood on my neck I will end him I just better not wake in the night to find fangs at my throat we need him like it or not he's not wrong we're bound together no matter what comes maybe we could get him to wear a bell this way like cattle there now we're all friends again shall we go there's a long day ahead of us like cattle dude all right God this game's fun [Music] what's going on over here why is there a structure here at our camp we have a really nice camp we even have a boat wait Withers is here the [ __ ] what are you doing here Withers we meet again as predicted I shall be here in my camp for whenever thou Hast need of my services carter explain why you're helping me yeah sure it is not by choice oh what kind of services can a skeleton offer mending of the threads between life and death should vow or any of thy compatriots perish I will cleave soul to body once more you mentioned a car and look very ugly doing it you mentioned the cost what is it a matter of coin hmm that's outrageous such is life outrage leading to a singular end okay the strange wraith commends many Powers he allows you to resurrect allies higher help and change your class for price of course so if you don't do that dungeon you don't get Withers that's pretty cool elements is not around said mine as well okay so how do I prepare wizard spells or is it just prepared by default [ __ ] foreign there we go [Music] this is a can trip no this is level one okay so these are all the spells that I have these are all the things the canned trips are all equipped class actions Arcane recovery respell replenish spell slots while out of combat you cannot restore spells above fifth level okay so let's see right now I have which bolt grease covers the ground in Greece slowing creatures and possibly making them fall prone obviously you can combine that with fire I would imagine we don't need Thunder Wave so let's get rid of that Mage Armor we probably want Mage Armor oh Firebolt okay oh magehand that is very good very good indeed [Music] foreign [Music] I can get rid of one of these spells in favor of an extra heel wait I already have all the heels prepared okay interesting because I only saw one heel on her but apparently I also have another heel [Music] okay I'll keep things as is [Music] okay so in here I'd like to do a little combo so I think I'm getting rid of sleep I want this I don't know if this combos or not but it will be interesting uh actually no I'll just replace this and I can still keep sleep yeah that works oh I can learn spells here so wait you haven't trained burning hands yet the tech thoughts protection from evil and good okay learn this costs 25 what is this gold there's gold [ __ ] that not giving you 25 gold figure it out [ __ ] aren't you a wizard study [Music] looking at it okay all righty then let's find this place I can't believe we've been playing for six hours and I feel like I literally just started this game is insane like I I can't can we go into a time machine and just stop time so that I can keep playing this game guys I need you guys to find me a time machine real quick okay you could just get on that find me a time machine Let Me freeze time actually that's freeze time for all of us and I can just continue to stream this for another I don't know 200 hours or something redonkulous like that which is probably going to be the time it's going to take me to finish it you got it Roy yeah probably because you've been running around in circles and you think that's a bad thing like I think we've been having fun God damn it I took some damage there that's fine I think the bit rate would be good we can take the shovel uh oh [Music] chest chest foreign what if the one that we found explodes [Music] I guess that this is my objective zoru okay uh we can teleport here so [Music] the place that I want to go to is all the way over there we can teleport here I'll be keeping an eye on you understand if I choose to kill you you will not even see it my my oh [ __ ] I just learned this okay boys let's find us a Healer then wait can I teleport straight up oh I hear people [Music] open the booty gate nobody gets in seflow's orders that pack of goblets will be honest any second what's going on goblins are on our tail open the gate level now you let goblins here where is The Druids please there's no time [Music] foreign what the [ __ ] is that we got nine Hells over the gates green skins provoke the blade suffer it sting what a badass geez Jesus Christ all right now you're speaking my language okay how are we gonna do this I mean we have a mage the Mage is going to be doing most of the killing I guess um oh let's see who's the most dangerous one bug Bearer level three Goblin brawler level one Goblin boss he's the one we need to get at he's the one we need to take out so with my character having the first turn things aren't actually not looking that good come on really my weapon is when did I unequip my save my rape here that was my action right there I can't believe that anyway I will heal myself oh [Music] [Music] [Music] oh I'm not even gonna have to do anything the way these guys are going oh bleed every last one of you foreign [Music] foreign dude [Music] can I cast this what do you mean variant oh I can choose [Music] oh there's boys up there too so wait I should be able to cast a spell in there Pawn to cleric 4. there's no reason why I shouldn't yeah blast that guy [ __ ] him am I still going to hit the other ones probably gonna hit this guy he'll be fine boom beautiful [Music] [Music] on the move thank you [Music] bicycle and soon whoa foreign [Music] level 2 human [Music] [Music] you listening lately I need to insult the Goblin let me insult the goblin please I want to insult the green skin [Music] can I shoot the one oh they're they're all they're all going down okay God damn it I don't think I'll be able to reach him with Heist [Music] oh I can remember hahaha I love that yeah dude no no no listen I need to insult all the Goblins that's how this works oh the double dodge and then he pushed him into the fire oops [Music] all right we need to get rid of that boss over there once we kill him the other ones will bail a million percent um we're gonna go ice knife [ __ ] them did I just kill somebody I didn't right but I did hit him oops oopsie Daisy [Music] not enough move on this shove okay we're not going to be shoving anybody anyway I'm gonna move back here where it's safe hello there lovely what's this astral knowledge no we don't need that I need to smack this fool how much health is that 13 lacerate last rate is a 60 percent regular attack is 60 okay we're last rating [ __ ] them God damn it really bro that's right smack him with the butt of the sword that's right [ __ ] based I want to go again yeah [ __ ] it boom Rush attack charge forward pushing them off balance main hand attack now we're just gonna do a regular attack there you go that's what you get okay who are you gonna get with this this guy's got seven health zapham [Music] boom boom lovely that works do we need to heal anybody I mean I guess I could heal one of them but nobody's died so far so we're looking good [Music] oh that works you're really gonna hit my chick the [ __ ] is wrong with you gobble [Music] I have to do it to him I have to do it to him I gotta do it chat [Music] damn it I missed [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] we gotta get rid of that work [Music] this guy's already dead [Music] so all that's left is the Warg the bug beer okay we're gonna blast the org although that patch of ice is not going to help them so I'll just do a blast of Fire really one damage that is very disappointing my friend okay you can stay back here though okay you can get rid of the bug bear [Music] God damn it [Music] how many charges of the spell do I have can I just keep doing it because I feel like I can just keep doing it it doesn't show charges or anything [Music] boom burn rip in pieces now don't kill don't kill the goblin boss now [Music] you [ __ ] I was going to insult him to death now I have to insult them okay I'm have to insult the war to death this [Music] that was the last of them inside all of you more may follow open the gate okay hurican's inspired a horde but more will come and more after that I hope that wait did they close the door on me did you [ __ ] really close the door on me like I was looting y'all need to chill who's this what action I didn't take any crime what the [ __ ] I looted the gobble I'm looting [ __ ] you all need to relax okay we grabbed everything excuse me you could uh go ahead and open the door now please thank you there are children here you fool we was running for our lives you let them straight to us and you let them take the Druid too unbelievable [Music] what's unbelievable is how we beat the Goblins or both Heroes look at you go oh this one's a tough one okay uh let's go for wait what does this one do oh Target might accuse you of enchanting them now let's remove Advantage give me guidance instead we Gucci fam there it is there be I'm telling you again show some respect this man saved your pathetic life well I didn't ask for any goddamn help Jesus you are begging me to open the gate anything to save yourself you coward this was a success the human's eye twitches he's about to blow more violence won't bring back those you lost stop and think [Music] roll the bones baby roll the bones bones that's what's up you're right there's too much at stake of course I'm right worried about your precious eyes the both of you the Goblins have found us at least we agree on that you're on their way goblins we need a Healer okay it's time to level up okay I need to prepare new spells for her what do I get did they change my haircut when I wasn't looking what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] guys what happened to my hair this is not my hair okay uh new spells oh damn I get to learn a level two spell blindness calm emotions crown of Madness oh I like that I like this a lot the crown of Madness for three turns that's really good unlock an object that is held shut by a mundane lock phantasmal Force deal damage to a creature each turned see invisibility shatter damage is all nearby creatures and objects creatures made of inorganic materials such as Stone have disadvantage on their saving foot all nearby creatures and objects that includes allies that would be very dangerous see I like the idea of the crown of Madness I'm gonna take that okay the hair is normal it's just glitched in that screen for some reason chosen subclass wait did I not choose a subclass oh I get to choose her subclass interesting oh just locked in the lore subclass okay wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute let's grab this I didn't realize that the choice was there no no no I can just load this this saved while I was looting so it's fine we just have to loot and go through that quick dialogue option again never wanted the easy path okay I think I looted all of them scares me Sean if you could open the door please thank you you're probably gonna have their little altercation children you let them straight to us and you let them take the Druid too unbelievable wait what use inspiration three God damn it come on bro search yourselves up [Music] I know who the hell are you again show some respect this map well I didn't please the human's eye twitches he's about to blow you're right there's worried about enough at least okay now then let me pay close attention because I didn't even realize hard level three there is chosen subclass no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you pursue beauty of Truth collecting Knowledge from scholarly tomes to pheasants Tales user gifts to hold both audiences okay additional proficiencies and Arcana intimidation and sleight of hand cutting words use your wit to distract the creature and sap its confidence combat inspiration well I already have this wait I already have this why would I want this I already have it I don't understand you wander the land to witness relate the Deeds of the mighty keeping alive the memory of the heroes of the past inspiring Heroes of the future I have this it adds damage oh it makes this better and then College of Swords a highly trans-skilled War user prowess with words and weapons to fight and entertain an equal measure slashing flourish defensive flourish defense of flourish ranged okay so you got the flourish thing if you go for this one shoot a target with enough Force to push it back six meters bam I think I'm gonna go with College of swords and then there's a fighting style dueling not the particular okay first of all let me just get something real quick spells said I want Madness [Music] I do need to look at everything fighting style two weapon fighting when you make an attack with your offhand weapon you can add your ability modifier to the damage of the attack so I can dual wield basically when you are wielding a melee weapon that is not two-handed or versatile in one hand and no weapon in the other you deal an additional two damage with that weapon foreign [Music] or I can uh deal more damage with one weapon I think I'm gonna go with dual wield by the way you chose Gail's subclass at level two how important that is it's so easy to miss it is so easy to miss the selected spell will be added to your spells and actions I'm confused didn't I already pick a spell so I get two spells foreign wait Miss what miss your subclass selection I feel like the there should be a better indication that like oh by the way big deal you're picking your subclass right now because it basically automatically selected it for me in the previous time that we did it and I didn't even realize it was selected I was just looking oh there's a red thing there for spells that's where my eyes went to and I just ignored the other stuff frighten the creature will be easier to hit and cannot move I like this and it Whispers shatter is also really cool but shatter is wait I can also heat shatter oh my God [Music] how about something for defense for myself foreign I can also unlock an object that is held shut by a mundane lock I feel like that would be really useful too it's still a magical enhancement upon an ally they gain advantage on ability checks with a chosen ability dude there's so many cool things under a cloud of spinning daggers that attack anyone inside huh well this one's cool uh uh I'm so indecisive right now I think frightening a creature would be cool and I think it'd be something that a Bard could do I think thematically this would be really cool yep I'm gonna do this I was hoping for I would like to have something more defensive all Targets within the light turned visible all attack rolls against them have advantage this curiously enough is also really potent we'll do this actually very far [Music] oh this is in case I want to get rid of one of these foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] I don't have to do that I can just do this right yeah I don't have to replace the spell or do I have to replace the spell [Music] because you don't prepare spells as a bard [Music] foreign [Music] can replace an old spell but you don't have to replace the spell [Music] you don't prepare but you only know a limited amount you can change one per level if you wish so I do have to get one [Music] I'm so confused by this I'm gonna do this now let me just see something yeah see one spell is here crown of Madness I got a spell book no you don't learn it see you you don't prepare spells with The Bard you have to sacrifice spells every time you level up because like that spell that I just learned I didn't get it because I didn't choose a new one [Music] [Music] I did get a new one so I just need to go to camp and prepare it no no crown of Madness yeah yeah exactly see that's the thing that's the thing I got the crown of Madness but I wanted to get the fairy dust in order to get the fairy dust I need to replace one of the other spells yeah exactly yeah exactly I get it I get it now Jesus leveling up in this game okay I'm learning I'm learning bear with me now I understand you don't have to replace the spell but if you want to get a new spell if you want to exchange it you have to do it the worst part is that on the first level up that I did I got that animal speaking spell now I'm getting rid of it okay I'll catch a break hopefully this will be the last time [Music] you let them straight to us and you let them take the truet too unbelievable [Music] what the [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] dude foreign twitches he's about to blow God damn [ __ ] it should have done that a long time ago arrogant prick had it out for me from day one no one leaves my people out cold all right so you knocked them out cold instead clever only way he shot that hole under his nose he was right though coming back to this hellhole was a mistake no amounts of gold can put right I'd rather face another round of goblins than stay in this pit that was [ __ ] I did it I got I got those rolls right the first time [ __ ] them I don't accept that the first time I did it we got those rolls we're gonna get those rolls this was keggren's fault a hundred percent yeah keggren starts watching I got a critical fail seems about right then again I bet you would never expect to see me play in a barge thank you I didn't save after leveling because I'm still learning how to level you let them straight to us and you let them take the Druid too unbelievable there we go you're right there's too much at stake worried about your precious eyes the both of you it's the Goblins have found us at least we agree on that small goblins could be on their way but now then level up [Music] okay level up Bart spells we're learning crown of Madness College of swords two weapon fighting play spell we are replacing I like heroism although this one's CC so I could get rid of oh no the because the other one I'm gonna get is something different okay we're gonna get rid of this we're gonna exchange it with fairy dust Berry fire whatever what am I to do [Music] wait I don't get the chooser subclass please tell me I didn't already choose her subclass [Music] thank you oh her origin starts with one okay so that wasn't me okay that wasn't me then that's all I want to know I I didn't do this this was all on her so we got Prayer of Healing oh that's nice Shield of Faith guiding bolt inflict wounds this is on melee [Music] spiritual weapon oh I like that [Music] oh dude she's got lesser restoration [Music] okay this one's Beast so we'll keep that for sure I can only have one level two spell wait no I can have more what did I disable oh I disabled calm emotions that's fine and then Shield of faith bless protection from Evil any good oh God no okay so we got rid of this necromancy spell so I can get rid of this and get something else here instead if I want to want that instead we'll see how that works out for now it's all good that was close foreign [Music] superiority dice for your superiority dicer d8 you have four at fire level 10 these dice become d10s they fuel your Battle Master Maneuvers are expanded upon you so you regain expanded superiority dust after short long rest improved Critical Hits we'll make her go crazy yeah just go with champion ready and Willy Willy so this was the one that I messed up [Music] Gail I apparently messed up huh [Music] level two wizard [Music] notification spells focus on mental energy powerful attacking enchantments especially unknowns for his evokers foreign what are the other things that Wizards can be there's probably like a zillion different ones they can be [Music] I'm not going to worry myself too much with it I messed that one up it's whatever time to pack we need to leave can do that no not you forgive that display adidine's a blowhard but that's no cause for me to join him thank you for your help out there God damn it okay that's perfect [Music] I always want my main character to be the one doing dialogues very specific time to pack I do the talking there we go forgive that display thank you for your help out there I'm zevlo I'm Huracan well met I should warn you visitors whatever your business I'd see to it quickly The Druids are forcing everyone out this attack will only strengthen their resolve d I won't be staying long I just need to find a Healer Goblin got you Druid how sins a renowned healer but he didn't make it back from aaradin's expedition of course if it's not too serious you could try his Apprentice Nettie she's with the other Druids in the inner Grove they've started a ritual to cut the Grove off from the world outside we can't stay but we'll be slaughtered if we leave we are no Fighters I've tried Koga their new first Druid won't even see me you who though I know it's not your business but she owes you for saving this place perhaps you could persuade her for more time to prepare if nothing else I'll see what I can do I think you should yes no harm in trying the Diplomatic route we know you a great debt if we are forced to leave now we won't make it to the city you'll find The Druids at the heart of the Grove please make them see sense before more lives are lost moving in okay yeah so this is just the up top stuff yeah campfire there's some stuff we don't want to steal anything oh that guy's dead as [ __ ] some respect so sorry let's walk all over him you guys have a shop in here like somebody I can sell stuff to oh hi what in the [ __ ] a bug bear assassin [Music] [ __ ] trying to kill Nadira that's [ __ ] up all Targets within the light turn visible and attack rolls against him have advantage I just realized something [Music] that means me too oh [ __ ] oopsie that was maybe not the best spell to get anyway let's see if we can make him laugh ever there's an assassin it's okay I'll make him [ __ ] laugh his pants off wait I have an idea oh my Lord now I'm gonna play him a song so that he knows what's coming you need to stay focused [Music] [Music] uh I'll probably have to rush so where's the oh wait she can't Dash yes she can how much oh foreign so what are we gonna do to this man I think we'll cover him in Greece and then we'll burn his ass down oh it'll hit too many things [Music] it's got just a little bit closer for a better angle as for you it is said that you can jump more than anybody else does it cost an action as bonus action so why don't you eat yourself over here and just beat the [ __ ] out of this man what do you mean there's not enough movement hello [Music] I can't move enough but I can Rush [Music] what happened buddy that's right run don't you worry we'll take care of him Ah that's cute let me tell you what I'm gonna do to you oh flourish defensively so all of these I can do there's got to be like a zillion flourish things that I can do though I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna slap the bejesus out of you three out of ten three out of ten it's what you get [ __ ] wait I can't do flourish wait this flourish requires an action I thought it'd be like the regular flourish okay now I'm gonna play him another song no no no cancel it out because I'm in combat I guess okay let's concuss him it's only 50 no matter what I do so we're gonna concuss his ass oh actually it's not worth it Bonk what you gonna do about it now I'm gonna shove him too [ __ ] them oh well destroya ah let's go ahead and blast them with a fire blast he's not looking too hot um oh this is how you do the big jump okay let's do regular attack [Music] thanks for that all right what now and my man leveled up foreign [Music] [Music] scorching Ray that sounds like a whole lot of fun Ray of sickness [Music] [Music] this is in melee range so I can't use it above somebody else foreign oh yes teleportation [Music] I'ma Do This thank you hey you okay you have good timing never been much of a fighter so wrestling a bug bear would have gone poorly but you're not here for heroics are you avernus's stenches all over your skin let me guess your devil mistress sent you to get her soul coin back too bad I earned it fair and square foreign [Music] [Music] would have crushed your skull this is the thanks I get why thank you dread Slayer of bug bears you shall live forever in my memory now take my regards back to that pouting irenees and leave me alone okay if you're going to be a [ __ ] about it give me the coin I mean listen if you're gonna be a [ __ ] about it just give me the [ __ ] coin I don't even care you give me the coin or I break your [ __ ] teeth how about that considering you turn that bug bear into paste yeah exactly here take this soul back to the Damned place it came from if it listens Soul coin true to it it is what it is it's a mortal Soul inside in the nine has this very valuable currency thank you as I go I mean seriously I helped her out and she's being all like a [ __ ] about it it's like okay fine my step I'll take the coin then this [ __ ] that's the beaut that's the beauty of not playing so like I've heard people say oh Rick I should play a paladin I was like yeah see that's the beauty of not playing a paladin I can do whatever the [ __ ] I want everybody's gonna tell me [ __ ] oh there's an elevator [Music] I guess I can't take the elevator I have to take some other route to get there go this way this is the entrance that we took ah these aren't red I could just pick whatever's in here and I mean hey [Music] we're gonna have to spend some time messing with this also can you use this [Music] seems like she wait not proficient with it I'm so confused [Music] because it says here not proficient with martial weapons or morning Stars [Music] simple weapons Marshall weapons whales glaves halberds morningstars she is proficient with it [Music] her inventory it would just tell me what she is proficient with [Music] I feel like that would make more sense [Music] I mean I need I need a freaking sort of this sort foreign three out of eight three out of ten two out of seven okay you can have this both you don't really do range so it's whatever there's another morning star three out of eight for our 13 okay ritual staff one to eight zero to seven you can have the ritual staff what the [ __ ] [Music] oh my God that looks hilarious gloves of power absolutes Bane on melee hit possibly infect 1d4 balance even though sleight of hand plus one yes take that so you can have the leather gloves uh everybody's got boots already so it's whatever leather armor simple row spiked Shield what does spiked Shield do it's a repurposed wooden tabletop doesn't really do anything it's just cosmetic oh that looks terrible I wouldn't force you to walk around with that but I will force you to carry it [Music] only clothes and Scruffy Vagabond clothes decisions decisions anywhere we're already not encumbered [Music] oh yes a traitor refugees adventurers known in years and suddenly we're overwhelmed well met and thank you for beating back those goblins most Brave of you is there anything you need act fast if you do the ritual will be complete before too long are you some bits and Bobs I no longer need I'm gonna take all of your money imma take all of your money so I just have to drag this here right right the [ __ ] just happened ah so I put this here and this is the prices expected to offer me okay is this oh this is only my inventory okay we don't even know these people that doesn't matter of course it does you would choose strangers over us it's not what I said can I right click can we stop shouting no oh no otherwise just there has to be a way just put it here instead of having the dragon right it's not right clicking I guess I have to drive I'll keep the javelins though javelin javelin javelin can I not stack these double click double click works thank you like I said I'm taking all this money I'm gonna take all your money calm down is this even worth anything please seven gold you're actually worth money uh I might keep one of each [Music] for reasons hey you want to buy a nautiloy tank how about a slave mind yeah buy a cutting board eight pots silver goblets plates glass chalice sell all of them Pearl Onyx this is about your precious Border's gate I care about our lives our futures stupid apprenticeship bones which are also worthless plates I really need to pick up less trash this is so bad an hourglass it's a junk there's six bottles because reasons I'll keep the water there's some candles [Music] uh [Music] 311 no no no no no no no no I said barter can we stop shouting [ __ ] do you mean donate you mean donate [Music] ah there we go oh I thought barter was going to be negotiate but I guess we're not negotiating okay uh well I have some more [ __ ] for you please keep the mace just in case we need it to keep an ax didn't I have like two rapiers wait I shouldn't sell all the daggers I'll keep a dagger for myself uh uh after that that's a little bit more reasonable [Music] does she have two Goblin bows equipped no it's one equipped in both hands this is about your precious borders gate I care about our lives our future this either yes you just care about your stupid apprenticeship take that back right now Sylvanas guide your path thank you now then um um sorts one of you Slackers has a bagger should be super easy for me to just equip correct what we don't even know these people that I just took of course it does you would choose strangers over us it's not what I said can we stop shouting but I took the trait foreign College of Swords with the thing that gives me [Music] [Music] you can only dual wield light weapons until you grab the dual wield feet at level four okay so I'll need to grab a feet that's kind of weird how you can be a college of Swords with the additional power that comes with it the two weapon fighting but you need to level up one more time yeah see I have this thing when you make an attack with your offhand weapon you can add your ability modifier to the weapon leave them behind you're going to get us killed I'm not sure how I feel about that okay if we left we could at least make a run for it foreign throw a dagger in your offhand for now I can't that's exactly what I wanted to do I can't like look see dagger if I do this it will equip it wait [Music] I can dual wield what I can't do is dual wield Rapier and Dagger is that what's happening also where the [ __ ] my Rapier go free hugging bastard okay Rapier see [Music] it won't let me do Rapier and Dagger so I'd have to do Double Daggers I don't want to do Double Daggers though how about short sword because I do have a short sword can I do short sword and Dagger okay the problem was the rape here I'm not exactly sure how Rapier is not a light weapon let my daughter go right now she's a thief hell spawn and you will wait for corgis judgment now get back oh let me through miraculous chaper I'll rake it down throat out is that really the way to handle that you think you handle that right we need to get Arabella out the guards they're waiting on Corker to give word why are The Druids holding your daughter I rebelled fry to steal their Idol Druids lost their damn Minds about it they need it for their precious ritual oh it's all my fault I wish the wreck everything would just disappear or better yet explode now our rubella's being judged by a bunch of Druids who hate us it's not right Court foolish let them judge her [Music] I'll talk to them thank you they won't give us the time of day we could have taken those guards [Music] give him a chance you get back if it wasn't for me you'd be overrun by goblins by now I'll go where I please come back close my hand and I'll show you its claws a moment giona what oh I understand you're goddamn right you understand apparently Corker wants to see you go ahead like I said I'd go or I please [Music] Volo yes I see and is that that a lot ah my good friend you were at the gates just now no when the Goblins came you saw the map close a few questions if you please there's no overstating my interest Glory now ask your questions how would you describe that particular batch of goblins size nature distinguishing qualities is search your mind successfully recalling various details of goblin Behavior classic raid gang complete with Lasher and smattering of booyags didn't you see the tentacle chip it was an illicit Invasion Force the Goblins were being controlled a classic raid gang we would like Connor after my own heart spent much time among goblins I'm not unfamiliar with their kinds certainly shocking little creatures aren't they still there's quite a bit more to them than most accounts allow I myself plan to record the world's most extensive catalog of their means and habits a blue ocean of information I dare say now I have a few more questions if you don't mind and the dragon they had marching in the rear was it of the brass or silver variety dragons really how gauche Witness [Music] last question then you'll be quite free did the attackers rally to the absolute when they fell upon the gates but so they sang the phrase like a Battle Hymn they did didn't they oh ho curious how curious indeed I've interrogated one a captive In This Very Camp She reports they've abandoned their God mclovit in favor of someone called the absolute the Scandal dramatic how has maglibly had responded oh I'd imagine him quite displeased since their change in Allegiance these goblins are informed by a kind of strategy anathema to their kind I for one intend to get to the bottom of it I'm just preparing to head to their Camp as we speak in fact if you'll excuse me I am not adorable why the Dragon my friend every story benefits from a dragon until we meet again sure he's marked as a traitor cuddly I must prepare to travel good day to the goblets camps nearby of course whoever this absolute there worshiping might be I'll be the first cargo idler and Sylvanas Carrick tahan um [Music] perfect turn elements topaz doesn't look like cargo is here I'm sorry I'm sorry snake sneaky snack please I'm sorry this is madness Koga she's just a what Wrath a thief a poison a threat I will imprison the devil and I will cast out every stranger here prisoner she's just a child parasite she eats all food drinks our water then steals are most holy Idol in thanks wrath lock her up she remains here until the right is complete still is restless come cougar we took back the idol surely do it Sylvanas was more concerned with nobly sown seeds than punishing children was he not it's a tough one I'm gonna get some guidance in there bro what are these rolls what are these goddamn rules [Music] the words of the tree father spoke and plain it is as you say that to me out Thief my Grace has its limits hurts thank you korga master hulson halson isn't here this name off your tongue lest Tila pierce it [Music] what's going on here I know that look you're wondering why I was in pain before let's just clear the air about that now it's just an old wound that hurts me from time to time nothing to be concerned about it's nothing to do with the tadpoles at least in case your imagination is in danger of getting away from you it's just something I have to live with a badly does it hurt quite a lot if I'm being honest but it always passes quickly so I can manage by you that woman has more Venom in her heart than a snake in its fangs but at least the child is safe what is youth is not a time to be forgiven for one's transgressions these are Goody Two-Shoes forgiveness means nothing if she doesn't learn from her mistakes calm let's cut the kids some slack shall we she didn't deserve this mad cup spectacle as far as I'm concerned finished what if they tried to steal from us we take Grove law seriously but say it I'm a monster you're protecting your own sometimes cruelty is required first you urge Grace then you speak truth you surprised me twice over ashamed the grace period ends the Viper's fangs had been bad she must guard her brood no matter I took back the idol of Sylvanas and the writers resumed we will seal the Grove free from harm free of intruders zevolor believes his people will perish and mine perish if he stays you showed great metal at the gate the metal of a skilled sword for hire I want you to provide your services to seflore offer to guide The Outlanders out of the Grove I'm sure they'll reward you well they're to be gone before final prayer if they are not the Viper must strike you will do more than speak this tale ends but one way with the Outlander rot cleansed and the Grove forever shrouded oh damn there's not even an option to convince her otherwise why are you here I sent you to zevlo [Music] the ride must be born of power the right of thorns it is the tree father's gift that none come to harm when we speak the final prayer the great find will Sprout forth The Grove will be cloaked in Bramble and Thorne no one enters no one leaves sanctuary none of this can happen while Outlanders infect us Sylvanas demands that we choke them out I'm told there's a Healer here where is Nettie yes she's bumbling about somewhere but if your treatment is meant to Outlast the right you'll be removed with the rest let me push this they may die on the road they will die if they stay a clear choice I would say harsh so there's no convincing her out of that very well Nettie oink Wrath Nettie I see you she's a dwarf just give me a moment there it's up to herna life for death now what was it you needed healing looks like I came to the right person I do what I can for most folks that's enough come here let's have a look at you you seem healthy enough a bit tired around the eyes Maybe more than tired something crawled into my eyes some sort of bug or wait did it look like a tadpole but from your worst nightmare all slime teeth and tentacles what are the kinds are there it's not like a frog hopped in my ass serious condition because follow me I might be able to help be quick this one had the same problem as you attacked us in the woods together with some goblins tadpole crawled out of his head soon after so you killed him and laid him out on the table everyone being captured by mind flares these days didn't think it was a common experience thank you rather too common as of late at least that's what Master Hudson suspected a pity you got me instead of him he understands these things studied them still we have options you don't have to be here for this no stay I'd rather know exactly what you're up to all right let's see what we can do what's that plan she shifts uneasily hesitating something's off it might but first things first tell me about your symptoms have you noticed anything strange happening aren't you telling I'm telling you everything you need to know believe me on that I want to help you but I can't unless you work with me so has anything unusual happened to you victims can identify each other not that the others know their victims of course how'd you pick up the parasite halson was desperate to find where all this was happening on a mind flare ship I was kidnapped and infected a mind flare ship Master housing was sure look you've been straight with me so I'll be straight with you you're dangerous if you transform here we're all dead but you seem like a good soul you deserve a chance to save yourself this is a vile of wyvern poison swear to me you'll swallowed if you feel any symptoms I thought you could cure me what about that branch of yours The Thorn quoted in a fatal toxin it was the last resort in case I couldn't trust you how nice of her only a way out I'm sorry for misleading you but I had to be sure you weren't a threat before I told you everything now do I have your word or not no [ __ ] you you just said you're gonna kill me no but you have to don't you understand you could kill us all you're about ready to kill me I don't care I'm not gonna die and I have no choice I'm sorry oh that's how it is that just take this poison just take this poison she's like oh yeah I'm just gonna you've gone done [ __ ] up nope you've gone done [ __ ] up now shouldn't have done that shouldn't have [ __ ] done that it shanked what the [ __ ] does this do huh it barely moves a rough Tempest I will raise the [ __ ] right hmm in real Dungeons and Dragons you could just tie her up now yep she's too heavy to throw yeah it doesn't seem like I have a a peaceful way to exit out of here so she just has to go rip well you chose this this is none of my business [ __ ] chose this [Music] foreign [Music] this is so [ __ ] up [Music] oh here we go [Music] that's how you do it you can toggle non-lethal attacks okay she loves my performance [Music] so she's also got this okay everybody gets it when you do it all right let's knock her ass into the ground [Music] could have been worse I suppose at least she didn't just attack can't blame anyone for reacting with fear but it might do to keep our condition on a need to know basis apparently that doesn't work with bows [Music] I'm gonna reload this last bit because I didn't mean to kill her uh but I'm probably going to take uh I'm going to take a break guys we've been streaming for eight hours I'm 41 years old I'm getting a little bit old in my days to be streaming for this long I want to play more but I just need to rest we'll play some more tomorrow if you guys uh enjoyed the stream do remember hit the like button subscribe Bell notification icon all of that jazz and tomorrow we will have more of this because I am loving the game the game is kind of fun so um yeah thank you all very much for hanging out with me and uh stay strong stay safe peace out

Channel: Rurikhan

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Keywords: baldursgate3, baldursgate, rpg, roleplaying, livestream, blind playthrough, no spoilers, early access, story, character, choices, forgottenrealms, dnd, rurikhan, game, gameplay, fun, interesting, entertaining, new, Baldur's Gate 3, Baldurs Gate, Dungeons and Dragons, dungeons & dragons

Id: t1BhOzZddK0

Length: 492min 36sec (29556 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 03 2023