Baer Plays Spelunky 2 (Ep. 3)

i'm kind of curious to see what kind of unique uh little like rope trinkets and animations that he might have i also want to crawl around on the ground like this hi colin i guess you could say that olmec brought us all together i guess he could huh every run i do improves my neural network oh that's adorable we can go check out their little huts in the abode as well i love this part man i'm so happy that this is a thing oh i had a dung beetle in it fun all right let's get back to it thank you for the hype train as well appreciate it all thank you thank you so much for all the support really appreciate you being here let's keep going [Music] first alto run our first run of day two yay yay it's splunky again it's still spelunky too it's still here and it's still amazing oh and i'm still getting used to playing it that's a wonderful feeling let's see get rid of that go ahead and snag that gold bar from you buddy thanks gonna take your rock too you get nothing you get absolutely nothing oh this is kind of scary though hold on there we go i do like that the arrows go a little bit slower now makes them a little bit easier to deal with not that i guess all right there we go when is the roulette back that's a good question that's got nothing to do with me unfortunately that's all uh elisse the original developer of the roulette i let him know people were clamoring for it already uh but the the other part of that is the fact that we uh would of course have some bits of the game spoiled for us where we have a death roulette already so maybe that's something we should look forward to like a month or so down the road oh my goodness i gotta remember how tough it is oh thank you envoy for those 10 gifted subs appreciate that a lot thank you very much first i'll give you the another big shout out at the end of the session here just like the rest of y'all thank you so so much for the subscriptions and support now i need to get my doc or i'll probably die in the next stage so do that all right let's go good start i'm feeling a lot more prepared to rob from the shopkeeper now too and that could be a thievery worthy establishment there but taking a peek down here too i don't know maybe i should just go ahead and snag this cash money this would be enough to just go ahead and get the bomb box which is probably the most important part in here i don't even necessarily need the hover pack although the hover pack could be better than i think it is now that i'm giving it some thought maybe the hover pack is worthwhile certainly better than not having a hover pack right that's got to be the expectation oh this is a little unfortunate shoot oh geez i gotta be you know this is on me i gotta be smarter about moving down places like this this is just that's a big goof let's go ahead and do this oh he's gonna get mad he's gonna get mad i forgot [ __ ] sorry dude all right human shield haha gotcha and uh pick up the arrow again boom oh sorry sorry turkey i don't mean to hit you gotcha and one more boom and one more i got it boom yeah i did it all right i'll load up the actual crossbow again sorry i mean that one was on purpose let's be real i have a weapon now great hmm well i wonder if the oh hey yeah we got this too nice i wonder if the main shopkeeper is angry at me now hey nice good stuff i guess we could go take a peek can i do the jump with this i wonder well that was kind of stupid oh i wonder if i can use those arrows on this that's awesome [Music] i love this game all right i want to use my last rope to get back up there obviously so um i think we're done in here no [Music] oh my god horned lizards are terrifying [Music] don't mess with those guys they want you dead [Music] all right get my arrow back [Music] hmm yeah i guess we're out of here all right i did see the ujjadai room mural i don't like questions like that and i need to just go ahead and issue a warning again please don't spoil anything please don't ask questions like that please don't ask have you seen x or y thing that is that is a spoiler thank you [Music] uh i guess i just buy this that's been the place so far i haven't necessarily wanted to piss him off i broke my arrow i'll get a new one though eventually i wonder if that blue arrow that came with it is maybe like a little bit more resilient that wouldn't be too surprising let's see i guess i can just huck this thing around now but very much like to sacrifice these bodies but of course i've got a very limited supply of ropes so getting down there is going to be easier said than done i guess i could just use my one rope to do it it might be worthwhile especially now [ __ ] oh come on there we go okay leave this boom there's our caveman to say oh god wow thank you parachute thank you parachute for that oh i don't think i can actually get over there now though [ __ ] oh maybe i can i can just vomit i guess yeah that's good enough these ends are weird to me this looks like a very deliberate n strange okay i think i think monty will be okay if we do this good stuff [Music] nice love getting spiked shoes and then maybe we'll be able to do this jump from here no that doesn't work i'll just vomit [ __ ] it that's not it there we go all right don't sacrifice the key that'd be kind of funny those asking how far i got yesterday i uh i'm trying to keep my uh my own explanation of how i've done a little reserved just because i know there's some folks that didn't get the chance to catch all seven hours yesterday but there's also part of me that says well if you're here today i think you kind of assume the risk of spoilers so with that all being said it's probably a sufficient warning to those of you that were concerned i'll go ahead and say that i didn't make it past the second area and i got my butt kicked over and over and over again yesterday it was tough so expectations aren't honestly that high for today which is probably for the best to get the uh jedi though and we've made our way pretty uh significantly toward getting the kapala here as well so that feels good 17 bombs and no ropes though is scary that's probably not a necessary thing to do or was that loaded it back up that right nope there we go okay set that off oops thank you good no thanks all right so with 17 bombs i feel pretty inclined to just go ahead and try to kill quillback with my spike shoes here there we go i don't want to let him [ __ ] this up for us i'll just go ahead and do it myself we got that one and then one more one more how to do just fine to get us through to there okay and then i kind of wish i'd gone for the kapala now it does seem like item scarcity is more of a thing in this game definitely i i have completely noticed that there are often times where i'm like darn it if i only just had one more rope or one more bomb here of course right now being one of those times where we're like oh boy we need to be very careful how far down we go because we do not have any ropes anymore that is scary but we did make it to the jungle on our first run of the day so hey that's pretty good i'm happy about that i know how damn tough this is oh jesus christ but i have not yet been well enough acclimated to the bear pot to the dangers of the jungle clearly that that was mindless yikes yeah don't stand on those those will kill you all right noted we're learning man every run still every single individual run is a learning opportunity still i'm gonna take the opportunity to talk directly to my wife through my twitch stream here real quick if you don't mind hey babe would you turn down the ac upstairs for me a couple ticks that was really dumb i'm already feeling spicy okay [Music] kind of used to the one ones being a little uneventful here i guess i would love to see some goodies but i'm prepared to just call it a one minute exit obviously getting a damsel is fairly important in the early game as well not necessarily important enough to justify taking a hit like that though i'm just gonna go ahead and leave that was dangerous goodness yeah it's hot hot hot hot [Music] bears the proud owner of at least three w's in the caves never turned down the ac let me freeze i thought i needed to be warm today and i'm very quickly learning that that was not the case i got toasty all of a sudden [Music] a little crazy a little crazy in here oh there's the warren or the cold air kicking in not the warm air god i just felt that cool breeze that was such a relief thank you my love oh we're back we're back in action no more distractions only reactions matter of fact i've got some traction so have a laugh and get back to the ah damn i had something there it was almost good all right off we go off we go no i already said action you can't repeat words no word repeating [Music] no alter here it doesn't look like [Music] i guess we'll just bring that with me [Music] ooh weapon shop grab some money doink there you are [Music] satisfaction would have been good there we go that's the word i needed get back to the satisfaction because that's even got a double rhyme in it yeah that's the correct answer damn yeah that's a pretty good shot that's not bad at all yeah retro holy [ __ ] that was loud and turn those effects down a little bit retro gaijin with the raid retro raiders hello welcome thank you very much for being here hope you enjoyed splunky 2 pro gameplay welcome to the professionals channel [Music] this is where you see nothing but w's thanks for the raid bud appreciate it hope your stream is good today [Music] first round of the day here we go i didn't genuinely think that was gonna work [Music] didn't occur to me that oh hey yeah there are explosives around you might be a little bit dangerous yep oh that's hilarious okay that's good stuff no moles this is a no mole zone moles get punched okay there we go i've said it like a billion times but i am such a fan of that new transition [Music] it's screen uh so buttery smooth man all right power pack shotgun this will be interesting with the uh super strong bombs of course this will definitely be a way to uh get through quail back sounds good i don't think i can whip this thing oh i got an altar down there though i think that's gonna change my tune here yeah i got i got a different strategy in mind for these creatures oh especially with the damsel here oh yeah we're getting a kapala for sure go ahead and drop a rope there sorry bud wait a minute since when do i have a flaming whip is that the power pack oh [ __ ] i can cook the turkeys yeah that's pretty cool i'm into that dude oh hold on i gotta there we go easy money there we go got the freaking mold too freaking moles here all right there we go oh it's another that's another rope i think i'll just do this oh god i forgot sorry i i forgot they were big okay well we got another turkey and we got that dude upstairs still i'm probably just gonna go ahead and shoot him there we go and you're coming with us hey i guess this works oh i cooked him and ate him [ __ ] ah i didn't mean to do that all right whatever i'm running out of time here i gotta go quick just want to see what's in there ah it's not even worth it but whatever whatever go get it get the shotgun i really should put the shopkeeper body on here but i'm so scared of this new ghost man i'm terrified of it i gotta go i gotta move we'll get we'll get val out there in the next level see i told you i told you we would okay so we're gonna have to rope again uh unless well you know what there's probably something else down here i can sacrifice like a mole [ __ ] there we go let's do it give me that blood okay let's see oh [ __ ] haha we got to get our ugen eye in here again there it is we got a big bomb for that nice cool that worked well definitely still need some resources here also hit me it's i still i'm still freaking overjoyed y'all can't even possibly understand how cool this is for me that's so amazing i guess i could sacrifice a few more things i got the damsel here too that's probably worth it i would have to bomb or rope again though maybe it's ah you know those resources might be too precious which is wild getting the dog on the altar is probably worth more than it is getting the dog in the doorway but the dog in the doorway is a lot easier i don't know man tough call right now hmm i'm going to try to avoid blowing up those bombs in there too because those are pretty precious as we just mentioned oh geez i'm sorry dude i'm not i'm not going to do that to you i'm not going to do that to you a second time don't worry but i bet you can probably just walk in the door oh look at him go he's so smart okay [Music] now we are running out of time again i am probably just gonna run that was terrible [Laughter] [Music] very glad to be alive still holy [ __ ] that was stupid there we go [Music] hmm this'll work not to a spiderman no what oh 100 deaths hey wow that was fast that was seriously a hundred man i'm a little i'm a little embarrassed by that i guess i did play for eight hours yesterday that's nuts oh man [Music] game just came out i know seriously [Music] okay well we got a clear path up here so i'll tell you what we'll go ahead and uh pull off some dope ass fancy [ __ ] nope never mind hang on this is gonna be worth it it's gonna be so cool this is gonna be such a cool move such a cool guy play [Music] oh i almost did it too man god damn it i wanted to get the chest too all right i almost pulled it off [Music] let's use this [Music] see the money is still actually kind of important early on in the runs here which i love by the way that feels it feels crazy to me that that's actually the case i really want to do i really do want to grab all the gems i can in the beginning of the runs [Music] not any snakes though [Music] ah that's a that's a pretty inaccessible damsel i guess it's only one rope yeah let's just do it hey bud uh let's do it easy way that's the easy way i mean it really is when you think about it the easy way is to take the damage [Music] yo mystic thank you so much again okay i just want to reiterate i'll i'll be thanking folks on mass after a few hours today here there's plenty of cash for me but again i got to consider the possibility that i don't want to drop in there for fear of not being able or being able to get out but even if this blocks me off there's a lot of money in there i feel like it's kind of worth doing anyway we can go like this and then oh i shouldn't have done that but i can still make this work just gotta wait for him he'll bounce back from the other side i'll be able to jump off his head and go the other way [Music] no come on [ __ ] skull okay good [Music] that's hilarious as a mechanic man i love that i guess we can just even if i bomb here i'm a little worried that won't even clear it out but hopefully we can find a way oh there's an altar here i'm gonna have to use his body obviously oh [ __ ] that was close okay good i'm low on time already here too so i'd like to ah like to waste more oh no this is unfortunate i guess we're doing this ain't good enough good enough oh don't get punched though uh well okay jesus stop it ah damn it whatever good enough here we go good thing you didn't see that i had to use a lot of resources to get through here man this is unfortunate he's kind of on me for going the wrong way ah they're talking look at my rock i found yeah there's a good rock this is a nice rug i like it around you really rock's my favorite rock ever oh i got greedy with that god damn it i was running out of time on that stage anyway that's okay that was taking a while pop me dude [Music] oh it's definitely worth it i thought i'd set that off [ __ ] all right well playing two hearts down here [Music] that okay we'll be fine we'll be fine that's a quick one one another altar good okay put this boy right next to it oh [ __ ] no ah god jeez there's a few guys there there i got it that time got our monty right below us here [Music] and uh if i use a bomb in this corner no that's a bad idea but if i do it over here that'll probably work yeah like right there i think [Music] perfect okay cool not useless that was a great bomb awesome all right i do find the cape to be a little harder to use now but it's not a big deal [Music] hmm oh not that way huh okay i haven't seen a shop either i could i guess bring this caveman over point yeah you know what this would be way easier let's just do this probably just gonna have to kill him too i don't think i'm gonna be able to bring him up conscious but let's try it out [Music] yeah no dice oh well still good for the this might actually just be one point toward the kapala i think but still worth it in my mind for a rope especially because we got the extra three okay little more careful over there oh boy oh come on man come on now goodness oh geez i hate this okay there's another crate i'm gonna have to use a rope for that just buy find that i don't think i really need the pictures made i actually honestly kind of prefer not having the pictures mid sometimes but let's do use a rope here nice okay feeling a lot better now i don't think i need to sacrifice anything else i was thinking about that whether or not i want to go back up i do need to bring this rope or bring this key all the way back up don't i don't actually remember where i needed to bring this and i've already got the ghost showing up here this is kind of bad where was this oh boy this is a problem i don't think we're getting the jedi this time looking pretty unlikely oh especially now god damn it there it is okay so maybe maybe maybe maybe oh [ __ ] go go go go go go go go go go whoa okay oh it's an axolotl let's go yeah yeah oh [ __ ] sorry buddy hold on a second whoops oh what happened oh i accidentally put the axolotl on the dog well i'm dead anyway you know i deserve that i deserve that completely [Music] perfectly fair [Music] it's really all about just bringing the damsel to the end of my mind uh for 1-1 not many other goals apart from maybe getting more money i guess too i'm not getting that ghost jar though would like to save his life so let's not do this there we go [Music] sorry bud whoa there we go you got it you're a great projectile monty [Music] really good at that right nothing else here that's probably worth going down there nice all right a little bit of cash out of this he's alive he actually made it good boy yeah i love that monty's canon now that's amazing that's so great i'm so happy for mal [Music] hmm thanks for just grabbing that just go down [Music] oh god he says with a monotone voice i'm sorry i didn't sell it well enough for you i'm so happy for mal i'm so happy for my friend is that better don't worry dude i got this i'm just gonna whip one real quick don't mind me ignore the violence see i got them back they're fine let me drop down damn it i had a feeling this one wasn't gonna be worth it oh well oh well you can murder the turkeys afterward it's just not a great idea oh that's that's a good looking shop that's a good-looking shop oh my i guess we'll just get these two i would very much like to get them all so i'm gonna get them all that's my stuff [Music] dummy hmm oh alter if i saw an altar over there [ __ ] that's kind of dumb but thankfully i have the shotgun nice okay wait for the reset there we go sweet all right a fairly accessible altar there if i can find some more stuff to bring back although i do only have four ropes again here's our damsel bring him up i'm just gonna kill that thing i don't want to deal with it uh i do have pace too so i could just do a bomb like this and then a bomb here that would give us access to the key too that's probably a good idea sounds good yeah this is worth it cool [Music] okay i don't mind that hit me hit me [Music] uh there's probably a couple more like again got that shopkeeper down there looks like he's got a bomb shop go ahead and sack this mole too oh that's gonna be shoot this is still possible i think if i uh you gotta snipe that angle yeah it's not worth it never mind it's gonna take too much time also doesn't really matter to get money i don't know why i'm going for all the jars okay this is gonna be a little awkward there we go he might fall into that crack [Music] i guess we're good uh let's see here hmm there we go no [ __ ] god damn horned lizard okay hold on for it oh that's not good that's bad boy all right little scary a little scary we don't have enough time to go sack those bodies i don't think so let's get out of here all right the quillback hey monty i'm gonna have to wait i have to wait on you buddy i'm gonna need a lot of bare bongos in chat whenever we get to quillback by the way i think i'm gonna have to make that a uh a mandate from here on out phenomenal as many bare bongos for quillback as possible nope there we go okay make it easy super easy there we go no problem dude hey another uh crate too shame why didn't that work for you that's weird it's better twitch tv should be working for everybody he's mad he's mad down there i spelled it wrong that is shame i guess i could just leave might as well make it easier for myself hold on let's just there we go goodbye off to the jungle we got fun and games let's do it nope what a dummy [Music] okay that was that was unfortunate definitely don't want to waste any ropes like that that could be bad [Music] oh boy i did not even notice that okay all right let's pick those up thanks very convenient rope pile we do have to keep an eye out for the uh black market now actually we got our ooh jedi so be ready for that all right what the hell do we call this guy like a druid or something what is what's his name that dude is freaky we call him mouth oh gnome yeah okay gnome is good [Music] yeah we'll call him gnome whoa jeez [Music] all right he's gonna take care of himself probably with those got a lot of dangerous [ __ ] down there i don't think he's gonna need my help jumping around in there a lot it'll get him eventually he just keeps bouncing off those thorns eventually there we go all right let's see i probably don't need to go this way i think i'm done in here that'll do gnome is the proper nomenclature holy [ __ ] dude [Music] well done well two in a row i'm gonna give both oblivion and to birdman full credit for that wow unfortunate [Music] i wasn't even looking i guess i don't have a soul anymore that sucks hate when that happens oh boy oh god oh it's a [ __ ] shopkeeper area the most wanted sign up oh you jedi blip oh [ __ ] it's nearby oh god that was terrifying where'd he go where the hell he go oh he's stuck in the web all right i heard the blip where is it it's in this corner right up there hell yeah let's go black market baby oh that's awesome yes my second ever black market let's go nice and easy here nice and oh get out get easy clover i still have no idea what this does but i gotta get it obviously i gotta get it [Music] we got a lot of angry shopkeepers already in here they're dancing around looking to kill me who are you i want to go say hi to you how do i get to the i don't know how to get to there oh [ __ ] [Music] oh what's wrong with me oh my god that sucks ally damn it all right we'll get back there it's okay oh buddy that's inconvenient [Music] ah can we do that that's gonna be hard it's gonna be a really hard one i don't think i can do that i'm gonna go get a rock or something to throw i think i'm getting better at whipping the bats now [Music] sorry dude i hit myself with the [ __ ] rock ah damn it man [Music] human shield or dog shield oh he's dead i'm sorry buddy [Music] well no sense in letting a good corpse go to waste [Music] there we go so much value out of this thing so handy [Music] all right good job buddy snag some quick cash [Music] nice some spike shoes i'll probably grab those no need for a power pack i don't think i'm not sure if i even like the power pack it's fun certainly but i don't know if it's necessarily good [Music] hey bud i thought our door would be over here damn there it is good all right well in that case i guess we'll just drop this down here bring our buddy with us oh i think there's an altar over there right maybe not yeah i don't think so no all right i'll just go ahead and let him go then and then this should allow us to uh let's see boom boom there we go oh my god that nearly still hit me all right there we go can't wait to sink your teeth into this deer collapse it has been such a freaking treat this is exactly what my year needed i am feeling so lucky to have this game [Music] painful waiting for this on steam i bet yeah no i i certainly couldn't i could not even consider that possibility i had to have it now hmm at least it won't be data mined for two weeks that's very true yeah we're pretty fortunate for that all right turkey you're coming with me that was awesome all right we're gonna go on down here and sadly we're not gonna deposit you in this area we're gonna hope to run into a uh nice little altar again somewhere that's the idea but starting to feel like we may not have that happen [Music] oh come on why did i destroy both dammit i guess i got a turkey for this [Music] that's good matrix dodges [Music] snag this last chest set that off for fun [Music] there we go oh jeez that was close oh god i'm dumb all right that's fine rock dog you know what i'll take a rock dog thank you i'll buy a rope pile too you know what i'll buy two i'll go crazy i'll even buy a monty big spender i'll remember you thanks buddy i wonder if that actually does have any significance that'd be cool if like another shop later on showed up and he's like hey i remember you you get a discount or something like that you know that seems like a total possibility all right well we get our own torchlight here this is pretty convenient i don't really need to bring it with us although i guess i might as well there's no point in not carrying it if i can oh i can't well there we go nevermind but he can light those which is great okay oh i just realized this is quillback too i have a darkness quillback that'll be tough so we didn't get to do our bare bongos it was our first opportunity to do it and we didn't even get it we can still do it i guess it's just not as impactful whoops [ __ ] oh god okay let him go i didn't mean to do that obviously oh no that was so fast that's so fast man holy [ __ ] it happens in like in an instant for rock dog oh well [Music] great those honestly have shown up so infrequently for me on the first stage it's remarkable that i even got one bring you with me for just a second there [Music] oh [ __ ] whoopsie luckily we're bringing him along and then we get to do this sweet okay a shop right below us it looks like and nothing all that great i'm not even going to bother oops [Music] such a big fan of the new music man i just wish i could hear more of it i gotta get to the new area so i can hear the new jams [Music] having a harder time getting them i guess i don't need monsieur you know what actually i should get monty cause that's a really easy place to access if i just think about it for a second there we go [Music] there's a key and there's our door that's easy enough love when that happens [Music] wait for redux i know right yeah i can't wait for that sorry buddy damn lizards are a nightmare good job all right we're out of here don't throw your dog around you got to do it sometimes it's necessary he knows what he signed up for he knows the perpetual cycle of cycle of death that he's been locked in just like the rest of us i even knew that was there damn it that's fine i guess where are your turkeys where are they at i'd have to probably use a rope to get back up there for him anyway so i'm probably not going to bother i haven't really gotten anything from this mines yet freeze ray doesn't really seem worth it but you know what i'm gonna try this just for fun i got a six and a four i win i won oh i just i won some money didn't i okay i'll throw him again oh that was scary oh i lost all right one more roll i want my seven [ __ ] one more roll give me a six god damn it all right one more roll that'll do all right one more roll give me the six ah son of a [ __ ] one more roll give me the two okay i'll take it good enough [Music] good enough i got my eye was moving to vegas a bad idea why why do you say that what gives you that indication [Music] uh bear bongo by the way all right we gotta play this one well i don't have any items come on do you roll please there we go nice all right that's all i needed just the one just the one we're good i'm out of here no need to kill the quillback yeah you gotta have better twitch tv and able to have the uh better bomb or the barebongo show up it's a uh a very simple twitch extension that a lot of people have and i would highly recommend actually because it does indeed make twitch better we're back to the jungle look at us go i'm showing some consistency here this feels great good stuff my voice echoes in here i don't think they can actually aim downward i'm pretty sure those mosquitoes can only aim left and right no oh oh [ __ ] sorry buddy had to do it i got a key cool i wonder what this is for good job buddy did you grab our torch for us please do you mind picking that torch up on your way down thank you he's not gonna do it now they're talking too oh my god i love that so much that's so funny oh well good work okay i did not even see that uh spear trap so good thing you walked on it for me i'm just gonna go ahead and let this guy walk on there too good stuff okay oh there's our other doorway so i bet i need to use this key in there that would be logical yeah you get to be crushed sorry sorry to say i'll just use a rope here and then whip you get the paste real fast because that's useful and then up we go oh my god can i bomb that i should try let's give it a whirl let's freaking go dude i might as well just bomb that there too i guess i can pass for myself okay oh boy hmm wait where am i actually supposed to go in here don't fall in there i supposed to go that way i guess i do have the bombs for it now god damn it dude yeah i can't go that way there's something up there too though that's where i got the key i'm pretty sure actually fairly certain that's what that was so maybe i just bombed through here i'll give that a try and then it's obviously another doorway that way but i kind of want to see what this or what this is what the heck what happened to my key i must have dropped my key in the doorway before oh [ __ ] so i can't bring my key through here wait what happened to it oh no oh now i've got the ghost coming too [ __ ] i'm out of time i'm confused oh by the hired help soul [ __ ] i thought the man trap was gonna stop there man it's difficult to explore in the jungle with that with that ghost timer taken down that was really curious though i got no idea what's going on with that i must have used the key at some point because i definitely remember carrying it in there [Music] i'm sorry buddy i don't know why i thought that would work i don't know why i thought that would preserve your life bad plan [Music] oh [ __ ] that's what you like to see off the start okay oh damn it all right we got to get a damsel here for sure unless i find an altar that would definitely be tempted to go sacrifice on that again oh it's been sad off nice and then let's go like this there we go there's turkey man oh another bomb box wow wow okay well if i use the ghost jar here we're actually pretty damn close so if i can find one more gem one more measly gem that would get me there just let me find it how about right here nice that'll do okay [Music] so yeah we'll go ahead and uh bring the ghost jar up here [Music] we'll break it get our diamonds buy this get the hell out of here works for me okay i found a gem bear it was you ah thanks [Music] we're grabbing that oh there's our altar okay okay [Music] more than likely gonna be bringing the damsel back we've got our rope already cast up to here so we've got path back up there for whatever other corpses we can find slash live bodies lots of moles and a lot of dead crushed mole corpses now i might be able to get this guy up here so let's go for it oh come on god damn it dude [Music] so close all right oh nice that works that's cool i'm pretty sure i heard a damsel over here i guess not though maybe it was up above i don't know if i want to use one more rope to get up there when i'm not sure whether or not i actually need to now i've got a caveman corpse there but that's not [Music] there you are i knew it okay i don't wanna oh boy you know i'm gonna have to do a bomb over here like this there we go perfect all right there we go probably go get that uh caveman corpse too um up here it's worth the point oh that's an inconvenient cycle though there we go [Music] okay good stuff and i guess we're done here there is another shopkeeper here but i'm not gonna worry about that oh look at these hi you coming with me seems like it looks like you oh you do want to go on that altar but it's too far away it's too damn far away now and i've only got one rope left i guess i could try to bomb up there but it's unlikely you know what i'll give it a try hold on ah never mind i'm out of time i gotta go i gotta go okay back to quillback yo the consistency though it's building that's another darkness [Music] quillback such a shame don't get to hear the lovely bongos but we do get to see him at least hmm i think i might just go ahead and uh oh that was so close i was just gonna say i'm gonna just ignore him and i'm kind of wishing i had done that holy hell maybe go volcano this time might not be the worst idea i've been having some success in the jungle but we can go here too oh hi nice okay i actually need ropes a lot more but i'll take those [Music] i will take those all right there we go we're doing this off the volcano oh baby that's no good that explosion might not actually hit the altar though i'll tell you what i'm going to cut us a path i wonder yeah that does that okay i had a feeling hmm this is gonna be made a little bit more difficult now isn't it oh yeah that's not gonna work [ __ ] [Music] i guess one tile at a time works there we go yeah now we can drain that and then hold on there that's better then eventually well you know what we can just do that now good it does gloop very well doesn't it it's a good group oh dead rock dog sorry you got to be very careful about this group though [Music] be very careful about this i have not done myself many favors with this wow [Laughter] okay [Music] that's not going to help a lot either being encased in magma oh [Music] that's going to be a bit of a disadvantage [Music] point hey nice okay not nothing [Music] whoa no cobras no cobras allowed [Music] just let him bounce back so i don't get warned i don't like getting too foreign done stream usually not a great idea oh that was kind of stupid speaking of which [Music] okay off we go let's do it [Music] what'd you miss not too much today uh envoy it's been much more of the same in fact oh baby that's a beautiful shop [Music] die just gonna [ __ ] you [ __ ] around with you for a bit ah let's see how do i do this without dying i guess i just take this yeah there we go that works really well that was very effective and then we go all right [Music] i might as well get this too i guess hey dude come with me for a minute we have an alternate here i don't know if we do [Music] i don't think we did yeah he did blow up the power pack that's unfortunate but we couldn't wear the power pack anyway so it's not a big deal okay i'm not sure we had an altar in here but i'm much more concerned with getting out of here anyway goddamn holes oh [ __ ] that was dumb another hit too [ __ ] yikes okay we gotta get ourselves a damsel or two here he's avoiding the shots what a god okay be very very careful very careful arrow traps you're looking for a damsel that's basically it turkeys are fine i guess here's another one where's the locked away one let's see how we're gonna deal with this guy [Music] get rid of that that's an unfortunate block off there too man okay so tell you what we're probably just gonna have to use another bomb here i think that will be my best move there we go nice he did um i don't really need this thing but i want to get it for and fun his corpse all right [Music] cool i could probably get the turkeys pretty easily too i might as well see what's behind the door these are dams i'll take it as well [ __ ] oh my god all right do not let this end pretty much early come on now get real give me that get me out of here get me out of here man not again darkness quillbeck it never stops oh my god all right well we got the resources this time in case of darkness oh god damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] let me out let me out let me out oh boy okay we're good we did it ooh rock dog [Music] what's in here another key and you're in here oh all right i remember you yeah you you killed me before [Music] hello you're good but are you good enough to steal from madame tusk she gave me some ropes that's pretty nice i don't know what she means who's madame tusk no we are loaded in this run rock dog jet pack shotgun let's go the turkey hmm oh careful careful a little bit too much over there not too hot oh [ __ ] there we go nice he's dead there's our door oh he goes in there let's go get the go get the key [Music] hang on let's use this on there cool yo new character tusk won't be happy about this but thank you a veteran from the first adventure he seeks revenge on vlad for unknown reasons oh nice are you coming with oh come on man why you gotta do me like that i just wanted you to come with me ah i gotta whip him i just wanted him to wake up he wasn't moving so i i gave him a little pep in his step didn't have to kill me [Music] all right oh jesus dude whatever i'll take care of it i'll deal with it good good enough that's probably worth it actually gimme how would you feel if someone woke you up with a whip you know what fair point fair is fair [Music] mine ah nothing in there all right there's our key [Music] get a little more cash too on uh no reason to go that way i must have missed it again yeah totally did oh god damn it dude where was it over there right no [Music] up there yeah there it is i think that'll work nope damn it [Music] good enough definitely want to get our eye i want to leave without that okay i guess that'll have to do for stage two though i'd like to get that damsel but i'm already pretty low on resources not find what we're really looking for yet oh my god i'm dumb hey turkey i'll keep you it's convenient enough i guess here's the third one though might very well be up there i'm not sure and we got mold to death hey ruby's good hmm oh [ __ ] that's close close again okay good i know does the darkness just follow me seriously i feel like we've have like 50 darkness levels today it's been quite a few oh it's been set off okay nothing over there anyway oh there's a shop okay hold on oh it's gotta be easy for the caveman to sleep in the darkness huh oh [ __ ] no oh that sucks all right don't get too hung up on it just pretend it was never there in the first place we'll just act like that golden opportunity didn't just pass us by in the blink of an eye [Music] is it everything you ever wanted and more it really is it really truly is and that's such a cool feeling man [Music] it's giving me everything i wanted [Music] okay oh sorry bud hey at least it didn't get me right you're such a good projectile monty so talented the horned lizard is indeed new no i can't believe he actually got us there too wow they're they're pieces of junk they're big jerks they are they will get you not nearly as bad as the freaking moles though moles are everyone's new worst enemy thank you very much for the gifted appreciate it again thank you so much everybody for all the tips tubs and sips yeah there we go all the tips and subs and all that stuff thank you thank you for the support i really do appreciate sincerely be thanking everybody at the end of the stream too [Music] i should probably bring it back yeah let's do it let's do it [Music] keep in mind i can't whip him again though so if i want to tame him i got to do it somewhere safe and that is not it oh there we go okay we're good easy all right give me something good not get it all zero percent good as an oof right there we got an okay amount of money at least you buy a bomb bog bomb box or something in a future shop or we could just probably die it's like more likely i'll just die but that's okay yeah i wasn't wrong wow all right we gotta slow it down a little bit i'm getting reckless we got to get serious here we're gonna go down here bring that with me i gotta stop doing that that's a big goof right there that's unnecessary to do god damn i'm getting used to the quickness of this ghost still too it's so fast it's like nope see ya okay that's good at least that worked for me still wow yeah okay good [Music] the ghost does not function the same way now the ghost is pretty different the ghost starts out looking fairly similar for the first 30 seconds or so that it shows up but it moves a lot faster than it did in spelunky one and then after the first uh 30 seconds or so it then uh becomes a much more formidable version of itself what the hell that plan was holy [ __ ] what am i doing how am i alive all right anyway uh the ghost uh after 30 seconds or so then splits into its true form and becomes two separate ghosts one happy one sad and it is pretty goddamn difficult to avoid them when that happens [Music] nailed it okay [Music] i can't believe i didn't set it off that's confusing okay we got plenty of ropes now so we got no need to if you're using those [Music] that and i'm out of here all right gotta make sure i get our eye i haven't seen it yet does the shortcut you just unlocked take you to jungle or volcano i'm not actually sure i just totally shot a turkey for no reason i don't know why i did that that was horrible [Music] hmm [Music] oh geez that's gonna be interesting all right so very clearly y'all are not okay with me not knowing that i didn't miss the black or that i missed the black market is it okay for me to say hey if i no obviously this is okay for me to say why am i saying that i tell you what's okay to say what i'm saying is if i miss the key again please don't all shout bear you missed the key just let him miss the key we might have to go sub only mode yeah [Music] let's see [Music] i love that the scorpions are like a unique enemy now it doesn't seem like they they just show up like i think the only way that they show up is in a pot which is good because the scorpion's poison damage seems insanely hard [Music] or insanely hard to deal with i should say not just insanely hard [Music] nothing else decent amount of money for one one though that'll do yeah up to 15 grand already pretty good there's our gold key there's our door all right that's way easier good stuff we want a decent looking shop too okay all right we might be onto something here especially with the amount of money we got let's go see if there's something in this jar hold on nope i'm gonna trust you all for now but just know your you're on thin ice oh no come on so many skelly's got my number here all right let's go for that uh yeah i guess i might as well get those and then we might even be able to afford that if i get pretty lucky here [Music] there we go oh it's ghost jar uh that would be enough let's do it god damn it all right hold on [Music] there we go mystery box see what we get oh all right well it's easier than murdering him for it i guess right [Music] yep hey there we go okay good stuff i would very much like to get the damsel but that's okay more darkness oh my god we can't escape it oh [ __ ] that's not been set off has it actually i think it has friggin moles hey buddy i might want to get you actually oh [ __ ] oh i can't blow up the jet pack i'll just use this i guess there we go let's go let's go okay now we're talking stay alive here oh sorry turkey you know what i'm gonna bring you back too at least this one maybe not the other one oh the other one's right there that's easy enough i guess oh i shouldn't have done that he might have gotten mad at me that was a risk definitely gonna go get the damsel here too not worth [ __ ] not worth damsel time this makes me pick a persona a little [Music] bit this shopkeeper theft song private funky drums all right there we go oh we finally get the proper bare bongo back to quill back [Music] let's go oh there's another monty too okay there we go dude that's the bare bongo that's what i'm talking about there we go oh did the ghost jar again [ __ ] no just out of here [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] bomb through get out get out grab that gem okay we're good oh boy all righty let's go incessant buzzing oh we got the beehive again oh boy okay okay i'm ready i'm ready boink i think we need to do that but okay why not keep a turkey friend for a second wait for the turnaround yeah the ghost is a lot scarier in this version for sure i don't think there's actually a hive door in there i'll go check although i might not oh i might have to maybe difficult for me to avoid this damage there we go oh it's probably up there yeah there it is there's a uh an altar up here too that's pretty good definitely gonna put the damsel on the altar here at least that's pretty easy cool okay it's good yeah let's check it out for a sec oh boy okay oh man i got a little bit of damage off on that thing but it is tough to kill holy [ __ ] okay we'll try this i want to give it space to move away [Music] but all right here we go nice i did it the matriarch of the hive on her abdomen one might find a blob of delicious royal jelly sure enough there it is he's done it yes yes oh that's wonderful okay good stuff it stinks that we had the little patch of honey right there that we had to deal with right away oh come on really deliberately try to avoid that oh there he is okay a few ropes down there now if i bomb this oh well that was obviously not good but if i i think if i like bomb damn it here there we go i wanted to get rid of that to give him the path to come over here and get himself spiked but now obviously it's going to be a little harder oh my god he's being such a pain in the butt jump over here you doofus oh my god he's not gonna do it is he he's totally not gonna do it [Music] i bet oh my god you piece of garbage come on the ghost showing up and everything get over here stupid idiot here we go wait for it okay over and snag and oh hi bye god damn i thought he was gonna shoot at me oh moon challenge fun let's do it i like the moon challenge what the [ __ ] that's not cool that's so lame i guess i'm getting out of the moon challenge i'll just leave my gun behind oh come on i i feel cheated [Music] i can't believe that giant spider was just [ __ ] sitting there what the hell is that that's the splunky i know and love oh my god [Music] that was such a good run too no wonder none of our jungle runs are having any success we keep running into crap like that i like the moon challenge he says yeah i just had to will something like that into existence didn't i oh all right well another fairly uneventful one [Music] the hell out of here there we go [Music] most of the time spelunky punishes impatience but sometimes it just punishes existence [Music] poetically put hey that's a decent looking shop right there too and an altar oh [ __ ] i mean that's probably gonna make a couple decisions for us at least here we'll start with that um i just want to kill this guy but those bombs are going to blow up if i do that so i think i just buy the bombs first or maybe just buy buy everything the paste is 5 000 i think right by the compass as well i should get the ropes first and then murder it there we go good all right [Music] go ahead and sack that boy real quick very good and since i'm already a bastard might as well go ahead and live up to my reputation here sorry dude he made the fatal mistake of existing alongside me i'm gonna have to kill your poultry friends too this just it's the way of this evil cruel world look at his key too of course i do i get all his possessions because i murdered him let's go kapala already holy cow that's great the kapala got a significant upgrade by the way it's so much easier to collect blood and use it now i love it really strong try this out a couple chests no good see it wasn't even worth helping him anyway he wasn't gonna give me anything good it's a life lesson hmm i think we're all done upstairs looks like both the other turkeys are downstairs we also have 666 on the top left by the way very indicative of the kind of play-through we're going through right now i remember i've got the climbing gloves too now actually can i just i can totally do this can't i yes i can cool and over here got it hell yeah all right that was a great stage i'd like to get these guys sacrificed too but i'm out of time and i don't want to do a ghost dance probably no need to go over there apart from that crate here we go oh god how does that i can't believe that can happen so frequently [Music] there we go oh that's great this is good stuff i think i just need to use a well i can use the corpse probably or a rock or get shot in the face anyway [Music] good plan that didn't get it i'm just gonna get killed by arrows [Music] there's so many good lord all right i need more blood get all this tasty blood for me here's our key oh boy we got a shopkeep there too okay no i'm so dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i'm not gonna get the key dude for the i'm not gonna get the eye there's no way there's no way i gotta go i got caught on the wall with climbing gloves welcome back to spelunky that's a classic dude that's a classic right there jesus oh no no you're good all right perfectly executed bomb [Music] oh see kelly thank you very much welcome to the pile y'all [Music] okay so we are we're getting out of here already [Music] let that go good point don't get him killed good stuff okay that's good enough for me that'll be my one one oh that'll actually help this over here those gems let's go cool there's a ghost gem again oh baby back to the sack game yes sir specs are fine i don't mind that a couple of cavemen to go for [Music] oh uh do that oh i got him i got him run run get it yeah nice [Music] i might i'll be able to get him too totally oh never mind apparently not oh we got to be close already we got to be pretty close another decent looking shop there man we got a lot of ropes [Music] i'd like to get everything in here [Music] and it's possible i'll be able to do that [Music] go ahead and do this keep that available there oh i should have probably each try to use the spider to get up there all right i might as get the turkeys just so i can actually there's no way there's no way this is gonna happen i think i'm just gonna have to take the bombs if i want them but i'm not sure if i even want to do that i might just buy the paste [Music] yeah all right might as well get the parachute too and then just take these those are mine sorry i needed those thanks [Music] okay [Music] i'll certainly help that was not how i should have done that obviously okay good enough i guess you could break through the floor there that's kind of cool oh come on parachute you should have known i was grabbing a ledge there i had it under control you didn't trust me all right so these two are pretty liable to kill each other i also just gave them the access point they needed to get up to me so that was kind of stupid [Music] they probably won't climb this though based on what i've seen oh he's up there now okay nope never mind [Music] okay there we go did that guy just go in there oh he's stuck in a web up there now okay that's kind of funny i could probably get him to shoot each other all right one dead that was easy thank you free stuff i don't know why i thought that was for that this is for that cool oh that means that the hired help died in there doesn't it that's kind of morbid oh [ __ ] so he can't get out of there can he enjoy that buddy sweet there's a quick pile of bones up there in the attic yeah routine thing [Music] i guess that'll do got a decent amount of stuff now or yeah got some good items got some good [Music] bombs and ropes here feeling nice mobility certainly with the climbing gloves in the uh the cape there we go okay let's do it there is multiplayer yeah there's online multiplayer for it now but i haven't actually tried it myself i've heard unfortunately that it's having some issues so far so hopefully it uh clears up a little bit [Music] a little bit of bear bongo by the way [Music] here it comes there it is all right we're gonna i'm just gonna shoot him i mean that's been working pretty damn well i would like to clear this path over here though thank you pop goodbye oh i was really dumb i don't know why i thought that would be okay real stupid all right here we go definitely need to get a kapala i need to get some more help pretty soon or just find a source of health somewhere bomb bags do indeed explode now isn't that kind of cool until it blows you up and kills you which it could have happened there too there we go all right let's do it back to the jungle been very pleased with the amount of times i've made it to the jungle today it's been going pretty well we'll open this up why not oh sweet liz mutton a tough-as-nails adventurer who's hard to warm up to and needs her solitude but also cares deeply for her friends that's kind of like me cool oh my god that was close wow okay we're good i don't think i should even go this way actually it seems like a bad idea down here then go this way let's see what's through this door why not give it a look oh it's you again thanks for the ropes appreciate it there's the exits we'll just go ahead and bomb this oh good she took the hit for us he's probably gonna get himself killed over there yep there we go taken care of i'm curious enough to go check out a little bit more of this oh that's kind of cool over there that little statue i like that no blips so far from what i've seen so i think we're good to go let's go ahead and get into 2-2 here before liz gets herself killed oop i think i heard a blip or maybe that was a creature yeah it might have been a creature [Music] i'm gonna take another look around that spawn point i guess oh it's the eye it's the eye for sure where's it at though where's it at yeah liz must have died too rip might be below us here yeah i think it's lower okay [ __ ] oh my god that was close oh okay that's gonna be dangerous to get through that sucks let's just bomb this way better okay it's right here easy enough let's do it dude that's gonna be a lot harder to find without the u-jedi now it's almost invisible all right got a clover again let's see if we can get through the market without dying today hey bud [Music] there we go all right he's just doing a little shopping okay so i got mad at him last time i'm not gonna do that this time i'm gonna see what he's just or how he goes on his own oh he's gonna get shot all right i guess that makes sense oh [ __ ] i thought he moved that way that certainly works cool [Music] oh boy right yeah he can climb gotta remember that [Music] all right let's see how can i get this guy he's taking care of most of his friends for me so i like that that was an unfortunate bomb i'm gonna shoot each other probably [Music] oh god there goes another they've been having similar patterns coming up this ladder [Music] that kind of made things easier for me there we go sweet just like old times oh more stuff there's a power pack here i don't think i really need that though oh there's the onk pictures made sure this is great man [Music] the onc oh the head jet a white pharaoh's crown indicating the wearer's status is an envoy for the gods it glows brilliantly okay so we just go straight to the head from the black market now okay cool cool i'm gonna keep my cape instead of a power pack let's see i'm gonna do that let me hear that sound of a shopkeeper dying come on let me hear it let me hear it oh he is dead okay good look at all this stuff freeze ray teleporter camera the fancy camera comes with the most powerful flash on the market right now all right that'd be hilarious if there was just a man trap just sitting at the exit of this thing by hilarious i mean horrible [Music] all right i think i'm gonna go ahead and keep my gun i should probably bring monty i do need help i might do that actually yeah holy [ __ ] [Music] there we go looks like the four leaf clover might ward off the ghost because obviously the ghost should have shown up by now that'd be cool i wonder if that's maybe like a one time only thing [Music] come on buddy oh it brings it to five minutes instead of three okay or maybe that's what the head jet does now let's see if the four-leaf clover stays around okay so the four-leaf floater is only for one floor so it makes sense that they put it in the black market then so it gives you a little bit of extra time to explore okay that's cool i like it [Music] that was dumb i should have thought about what was in there gnome's dead oh he's got a four-leaf clover in there for me now though i would like that right yeah there's one in the moon challenge too that's right oh god damn it i just can i have it oh boy there we go nice i wonder if that wards off these spirits too nope no it doesn't all right that'd be cool though okay oh an altar let's do it good love to get to a kapala here i believe we will nice okay good stuff good stuff do we need to go emote only i'm not sure why but you know what i'll take your word for it if things are getting spoiled i'm glad i haven't seen whatever it is oh the invigoration let's go [Music] let's go man let's see let's see don't need much else obviously getting getting the kapala now is really good this is just our black market right no it's not oh [ __ ] jet pack and a new character let's go parsnip the middle child of three sisters she loves parties and cats adorable i love parsnip you're my new favorite hooray okay well how the heck are we gonna get to this shop though because i'd very much like that jet pack i wonder if there's a door up here was a rainbow oh fun yo i wonder what is that that's probably something we gotta bomb the rainbow yo it is it's a [ __ ] pot of gold dude all right the particle to the end of the rainbow oh my god oh my god that's great that's great [Music] i love it elise isn't that great i thought you'd love that that's so good dude big fan okay let's see we do got extra time but we're we're cutting into the extra time now we got to get moving here love the four leaf clover now that i understand what what's going on with it let's go ahead and clear a path there and we'll just send the shopkeep up he might actually just get himself spiked to death come on buddy help us out here you know what let's just do this i guess i'll probably do it there we go i guess he can't get knocked unconscious by the monkey candy okay wait for this and once i've done this he probably is going to go ahead and do that there we go easy enough [Music] go away yeah i don't really need to worry about these guys i don't think i guess i could put this on here might as well a little bit more blood out of it the 10 hp again okay cool this is going good i'm not sure i've been to 2-4 yet [Music] this is exciting okay clearly don't want to do that [Music] let's go this way careful about him as well that's not [ __ ] well plenty look luckily we have plenty of uh ropes right now i'm free to use those i thought i got another gun okay a little worried about that but there we go problem solved a little bit of spear action okay looking good god damn monkeys [Music] good to 11 hp kill the shopkeeper let me hear that sound let me hear that sound of a dead shopkeeper there we go [Music] beautiful holy [ __ ] are we doing it oh my god we're doing it i'm going to zone three yeah oh wait what oh [ __ ] it's olmec okay olmec bop please oh olmec is different now too slightly different but still basically the same oh [ __ ] man oh ladder hello it's parsnip thanks oh that's awesome okay hold on a second we gotta go uh up here and grab these items real quick i love the parsnip shows up to give you a hand adorable oops okay oh don't crush my ropes don't crush my ropes bro you can move so far now holy [ __ ] okay that's gonna do it for that i wonder if hmm this kind of seems like it might like go in layers now let's go ahead and bomb the old-fashioned way see about how effective that is this will probably still fit into this chasm let's try it out wow that was close oh damn it just off um let's see i'd still be able to get it to work hold on oh here we go yeah this will do it i think oh oh god oh [ __ ] oh it is another level i just fell down now huh can i i can just leave there's two doors though there's another level down we gotta go down there i like that it lets us get back up gives us like a chance to at least of course we can use ropes too this is very interesting looking holy [ __ ] okay hi yo phase two phase two yo oh my god wow okay olmec fires bombs now that was amazing holy [ __ ] what a run okay so olmec shows up on 3-1 now that's new that's different all right getting hydrated okay let's get back to it that was great back to the basics here now though [Music] no special items no more [Music] kapala can only help so much when he got bombs to worry about there we go [Music] we're in we're in blanket spoiler free mode here by the way y'all so if you're if you're uh having any kind of hesitance whatsoever about saying something it is absolutely best not to say that thing we are looking to avoid any and all spoilers this is a very special game to me so please please do exercise extreme caution thank you oh let's go ahead and grab that yeah there we go time to go hey that's a fine start oh god damn it i do feel like for the most part i can whip things a lot better now than i could yesterday i feel a lot more confident about that oh that's a great shop that's gorgeous ghost jar i'll just grab this 500 real quick why not let's go ahead and get the bomb box right away and then probably get the ropes as well and then let's see we've got our jedi right there i'd like the compass i think the compass is probably priority for me over the um other bomb bag if i can get another quick 5k we'll see if i can make my way back over there probably not though oh god that was terrible son of a [ __ ] all right well now we just got to stay alive [ __ ] [ __ ] still actually concerned about money here weirdly enough i'll keep you that was a terrible idea jesus there we go oops that could have kind of worked actually [ __ ] okay we got a damsel right down there too oh another great shot man geez i might have to take this guy out [Music] might have to be done all right that's been set off turkey boy here's the third one i guess we'll do it i guess so since we can just do this and bring him up the ropes i suppose oh god i'd use so many ropes for that though that was probably not worth it actually oh no i'd have to use another one oh my god well if i just do that there we go i think that'll do it i could have just done that the whole time i didn't have to use the ropes at all oh wait no i still have to use the ropes even if i do this no i don't oh my god that was deserved fully deserved no excuse there just a silly choice bro baby macbook pro baby out of here get out of here there we go oh whoops nice okay dude no i disagree [Music] mark me as a uh dissenter [Music] okay good start good start [Music] oh this is an easier one okay good good good sorry for your cat velasco [Music] hmm no altar bam and really nothing in the shop i want at all really gone for the vaults yet either hasn't really been a tempting thing yo axolotl back whip too oh [ __ ] you gotta give me an axolotl [Music] gotta get him yep oh oh no guys what the hell he can teleport oh my god that was only a matter of time right [Music] that's incredible i didn't know he could teleport [Music] that's so cool man [Music] it's gonna be an extra danger for the next axolotl run for sure though [Music] come on just get out god damn you oh wow okay let's just reset that not a great looking start there [Music] i'll take him out of here i just hit a a third time you have after you double jump you hit a once more and that lets him teleport get out of here [Music] nice oh come on damn it [Music] i made the jump just the wrong way [Music] there we go all right pretty good if i can get out of 1-1 with like 10 grand in a damsel [Music] i'm feeling pretty happy that's about where my expectations lie right now half that usually comes from the diamond so not too tough hey mr turkey oops ain't good enough oh god yeah i can't bring him up that way though so we do this [Music] could be a decent shop there take a peek oh come on that damaged me god damn it [Music] okay we're gonna tame you real quick as well oh my god i can't keep doing that please thank you okay oh my god i'm so bad i actually died i broke every bone in my body [Music] i'm getting massacred now man all right we gotta slow down a little bit i'm trying to get back to where i was on that 2-4 run or the uh no no not even 2-4 3-1 obviously we've gotten so far i want back [Music] all right nothing over there that was a quick one all right not a lot a lot gained a lot suffered [Music] um there's our key i'm gonna have to bomb for that if i want it i do indeed obviously there's a hover pack out of there too i don't know if i necessarily want to try to rob him probably not i would like to buy that skeleton key just gotta find a thousand more gold somewhere which i might not i might not i think i might rob him especially because he's got a freeze ray right there i kind of want to get the hover pack just for fun i'm gonna do it have some fun with this might as well do this too hey dude okay let's do it i really don't like you having that i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to say no to that one pal okay the hover pack is gonna be weird this is going to be a strange one good [Music] god i really want to see an altar so bad but we're not getting it we will grab our damsel there we go it was funny to me by the way i in the in the first episode uh or the first uh vod chunk for spelunky two i happened to mention the fact that i was i was pleased with them for going with the uh choice of you know just animal damsels as i mentioned the fact that there were some people that were a little uh that took a little bit of issue with the fact that there was like the traditional female damsel trope in the game but i gotta say there were a lot fewer people that were actually angry at that back in the day than there were people in my comments section angry at people that were angry at that oh my god y'all there were there were some people that were just like how could you why would you be so mad at being a female damsel like why are you so mad at them being mad at it what's the matter with you it's it's a good thing for them to do this [Music] it's an objectively good thing this just blew me away dude like a dozen comments like that [Music] all right well get our eye obviously here i think we're gonna go ahead and get out call this good [Music] i do like the idea of sacrificing a little bit more but i don't know about it oh [ __ ] okay through the [ __ ] piece of the arrow adam all right good work let's sacrifice some stuff you know that's probably worth it altar's right here why not let's do it god why does the turkey's eye have to open partially when i when i carry it around [Music] it's upsetting [Music] okay there we go [Music] no pug's name wasn't my choosing no no no no that was malf my my name for the dog was rufus forever but i had to give up on that because monty is now the official canon we've now determined though that rufus was the name of the first dog and that monty is rufus's puppy and that makes everybody happy all right let's get out of here oh [Music] short for montgomery that is pretty classy yeah i'm not gonna lie [Music] it's a hell of a name [Music] i was just stubborn for years because i wanted to be the cool one and name the dog i don't think i need to go back up there for him i'm gonna get an hp from this anyway oh sweet didn't actually blow up the bomb that time nice michaela fox named monty twitch.tv michaela fox he's a wonderful friend streamer and person i highly recommend you check out go ahead and just leave for me buddy could you thanks appreciate it your voice echoes point i could go for some paste sounds like a good idea go ahead and just keep jumping on them thanks oh dude crushing it good work literally crushing it i can just walk on that come on nonsense get him dude oh yeah go hired help huh actually helping don't leave him be oh no that was just the caveman awakening that's right leprechaun oh this greedy sprite seeks out heavy pockets to pilfer for his treasure stash and he drops a four-leaf clover cool all right so now we know what's called a leprechaun oh god damn it oh [ __ ] me dude these spear traps are so hard to see man that wasn't even getting me a lot the trap there yeah thank you [Music] okay that's kind of a fun layout reminds me of a snake pit sure give me that hey catara how you doing [Music] oh i could have used the bat to get up there whoops that would have been the pro gamer play now you don't think i'm a pro gamer now you think i'm an average gamer oh gross [Music] who wants to watch an average gamer [Music] did you play the original splunky no i never played like the like the 2008 version the super old school one i never did [Music] that was not what i expected to have happen that's not that's not what's been happening with that at all okay fair enough you gotta be prepared for that possibility oh goodness all right you know what let's actually do play a new character that's a good idea we'll switch it up a little bit can we be uh parsnip is she even in a i don't think she's a playable character i think she's just like an extra character let's be liz sure just unlocked liz let's do it to the bear pile i haven't tried the other pets either now i guess we could do that [Music] i'm pretty sure that's a chinchilla [Music] that's cute either way [Music] amazed by the tenacity you have i i definitely was starting to get more frustrated and frustrated at the end of yesterday but uh since have uh convinced myself that my uh level of expectation for my own play was far too high yesterday i need to realize that i am not going to be able to be nearly as good of this as i was at spelunky one oh the little bow on the rope that's cute [Music] so with that mentality i've been having a much better time today i'm kind of just expecting to die now took an angry nap yeah oh god i did it again all right whatever we're good it's a lot harder yeah like it's it's equal parts the game is actually harder and equal parts i'm unfamiliar with the new game now obviously so just trying to relearn stuff [Music] that sound is not as adorable as rufus's whining i gotta be honest a little less endearing oh just short oh actually well short a lot more money oh there's an altar here too nice [ __ ] man we could get some good stuff going here [Music] there's another gem we get that ruby we got the paste we need too i think we go ahead and sacrifice the damsel here definitely seems like a good idea poochie oh it's a hamster what's this trophy for [Music] 50 of the journal wow really oh my god a helpless hamster who colin northward brought to the moon in the name of science unfortunately she escaped that's a big hamster man yeah it's a big old hamster all right there we go there we go all right that's actually pretty good thank you the heck and chunker why are you frowning you knew we were doing that you knew that was the plan you weren't paying enough attention if you didn't [Music] oh god damn it no no no no [ __ ] that's too far away to bring back up but we can probably get this caveman [Music] [ __ ] got it no no ah i [ __ ] it up ah man that was my chance all right whatever take a dead one good enough the new spring shoes animation makes me panic because the bounce pads ganking you in the first game that makes sense [Music] all right well let's go get this guy too was there a key over here maybe [ __ ] bat hiding behind the thing i did not see a key over there hmm 30 seconds left [Music] a little worried where the hell oh there it is okay all right we gotta move [Music] well that's unfortunate [ __ ] [Music] gotta do it though go get our jedi thank you and then we might as well go for the ghost jar i guess it's a little harder to get though there we go nice [Music] cool all right we did it oh god nope i'm out the item in the shop is a parachute so it's not really worth it [Music] sorry dude i don't need spring shoes obviously i guess i'll get climbing gloves again yeah all right now our mobility is looking really good [Music] usually a problem too so i'm happy about that searching chilla or hamster sorry [ __ ] [Music] boom good don't need to worry about the turkeys either obviously it might just be getting out of here time to bounce ha because i have spring shoes hilarious yeah i think we're done hey there we go don't act like you're not impressed pinnacle of comedy up in here holy [ __ ] no no no oh [ __ ] how did that end up being what i did so many ways i could have chaotically died there i have to teleport myself into a tile why are you allowed to teleport no one should give me the teleporter i don't know why i got one i should i should not be allowed to have that [Music] hey pretty good [Music] and we go back this way she's so cute more poochy sorry poochie didn't mean it genuinely didn't mean at that time is the basis of comedy and based on the frequency of death peritaphy's killing it i'm hilarious if that's the case [Music] i've gotten to 3-1 so far i've seen the olmec fight that is the extent of my experience have enough for a bomb box if i run into a shop here sorry genuinely apologetic again [Music] oh [ __ ] scorpion there we go okay there's our shop let's see oh there's that too okay didn't actually see the key though i don't think um okay there's the key i'll do this [Music] good stuff i guess one single bomb over here will do it there we go take the path got more ropes than bombs here so i'm happy with that i guess and then just got a bomb again it's in the way i don't think i can make it back up either all right so it's gonna be another rope so be it and there's a lot of resources there i've got plenty of money though so i'll be able to buy that bomb box which is great feels good definitely need to replenish that resource here hamster's name is poochie it's adorable yummy there we go i kind of want to get this too for fun but i'm not going to i guess we could have taken some photos of the ghost that was a pretty good opportunity to do that but we'll have plenty more okay ah damn that was a terrible bomb dude double waste oh well let's see i is acquired i have not actually angered the shopkeepers yet i don't really have a lot of resources to deal with quillback at the moment so that kind of concerns me but this will solve that problem won't it nice okay that'll certainly do it yeah pardon me i guess that job's done oh [ __ ] no god i'm just gonna leave yeah that's a sign to get out of here sure enough the music's better than the first and i don't understand how that can be i know i feel you on that the dynamic music i keep singing the praises of but i'm so thrilled with it's so cool i really like that bear bongo the other damsels do indeed have names as well yeah all right fair enough didn't even mean for him to do that you're not gonna go all the way this time huh okay come on dude might being difficult am i being a jerk why you being a jerk why are you being a jerk dude was mean god damn it hmm [Music] oh that was stupid oh well give me that and we're down this gym real fast oh come on you're gonna let me make this jump right thank you do that give me that give me that we are good nice and no ghost jar but that's okay we can get out of here [Music] good enough oh there's our door okay hey nice oh damn you i was ready for that i really should have been further away from him oh well pulled off a butt jump yet i don't think so i think you're talking about the jump i'm thinking of the dumb jump right the one that's like underneath the tile yeah i don't think of that i don't think i've been able to do it yet oh my god that can show up anywhere son of a [ __ ] give me give me give me 200 gold where are we getting it there it is i might buy the parachute too actually just because it's not that tough i am so stupid oh i can't believe i didn't realize that wasn't set off yet yikes dude let's go get our blessed parachute i bought you outrun i'm completely sold out what'll i do okay okay we're gonna go like this jesus wow that actually could have been really good oh no will be really good hold on a second we're gonna we're gonna do this got the turkeys down here this is awesome i'm gonna wait for the right moment though cuz i got one hp nice hell yeah okay we're on our way to victory here now and there's our damsel wait for the moment i'm gonna wait for it to turn around oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay damn that's okay i think i got one more hit on this one nice sweet another live caveman got him oh baby getting big points on here let's go let's go still alive turkey too hell yes okay that's very good and our chinchilla will be the last of it i might even get invigorated here man we got all kinds of stuff to sacrifice let's go let's do this unlikely that i get him alive i'm gonna try i got it a baby oh baby okay still got time hmm [Music] i couldn't remember if i'd set that off i think we're done in here now oh we got this one gotta go for the oh no ah why dude that was so well set up and then the hidden spider in the pot [Music] god damn it yo what is happening in chat [Music] are there really that many spoilers holy cow let's let's be careful in here y'all oh it was okay misunderstanding let's see we'll i'm glad to hear it wasn't foul play or mischievousness certainly you would all never be guilty of such things you're too too pure there we go just ban us all easy fix yeah i guess so all right i'm gonna go get these i want the money i guess i'll bomb that too sure thanks [Music] go away ah he's stuck huh okay give me that all right 14 grand coming out of one one is real nice not to mention a few extra bombs cool much better [Music] hmm i think i just go ahead and buy those about all we can hope for what the hell was that that was weird okay [Music] and boom oh right yeah i need you to actually get up there [Music] god damn it ah hmm man [Music] i gotta do it better be worth it man freaking turkey boy better pay out today really friggin moles all right give me the goods oh no i can't even get back up i have to use like so many ropes or just one more rope i guess probably two yep oh no [Music] all right he's got to give me something good he's gotta do it sunk cost fallacy here it's gonna be a bomb box and three ropes looking forward to it here we go oh hey okay kind of you know not worth it at all still but it wasn't not worth it it wasn't worth it let's be real get rid of that ooh another altar i'll be able to make something happen here we got a couple of sleeping cavemen downstairs three ropes to use i have to use them early no no no what even killed me the arrow hit the no the arrow hit the lizard the arrow head should be gone when it hits the lizard arrows are multi-hit now oh god or can be i guess yeah that makes sense i think i've seen that actually you can't purge all of chat i guess i you know in that instance i may very well have been asking a real question that's that's forgivable i mean also that's just that's a bit of self-doubt sticks i believe in you i bet you could purge all of chat all right oh yeah you know i think i'll go ahead and take these things thanks i don't mind that i love the gun too that's pretty good stuff and we'll just make a path here why not oh jesus that was kind of dumb oh [ __ ] what the hell is this what [Music] what the [ __ ] is this is this this is a dead caveman all right that's not what i was expecting to find in there oh well hey just vibing in there yeah just hanging out come on and then we go like uh yeah there we go i don't even actually need that i don't know why i did that okay we've got the gun over on this side this is such a bop i love this track now i'm gonna get the vault now i guess i could but i want to keep these resources [Music] never know how many things we're gonna need all the way through to the end here man until we get there anyway oh my god [Music] well that was stupid deserved damage for sure [Music] somehow the turkey could just avoid getting hit for a while that'd be dope never mind so be it and no need to go over that way nothing that way i need let's see oh boy okay um this might actually work hang on he might give me space let me go have a look at what the expert layout is oh there's a shop over here what do you got a bunch of bombs oh i'd like to get those very much i think if i blow up the bomb bags the boxes might actually survive but i don't know if that's the case but what i might be able to do here not that bomb obviously but i might be able to uh clear a path and then just go ahead and kill these guys this way [Music] holy [ __ ] no no no no no no no no son of a [ __ ] i had it man oh well okay oh damn two crates gee billy your mom lets you have two whole crates three crates what is this [Music] what is this madness oh my god [Music] this is heaven seriously [Music] what's going on in here sympathy crates yeah bear you can feel a little bit better let's go dude feeling good now all right [Music] oh you can even just buy some stuff let me get the paste yeah hold on let's not piss him off yet he's a rope there hey buddy appreciate all the support we'll get you all at the end of the end of the stream today here we'll rattle them all off in one fell swoop uh we're gonna go ahead and get this hamster in the door here pretty much call that good oh this would be a perfect opportunity for the dumb jump this would be it right here man can i do it i don't know if i can anymore oh [ __ ] all i had to do was doubt myself a little bit let's go it's still possible it can still be done [Music] all right always start with doubt exactly okay let's go let's go [Laughter] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] getting those getting that stuff why am i so stupid with my silly small brain okay take it easy take it easy i don't think you can actually shoot those and blow them up so that's good that's good news oh i've got an altar here too oh [ __ ] there's no way i'm gonna be able to get him on there alive there's a jet pack in the [ __ ] wall oh my god double jet pack run oh here we go oh god damn you okay this guy's still alive and bouncing around so this is obviously pretty scary he might blow that thing up it's looking like it's getting dented a little worried about that oh god that's terrible okay okay yep there we go come on over here nope this way this way dude this way come on over here no he's not he's not bouncing the right ways that's not it [ __ ] what did i do oh i bombed the turkey boy didn't i [ __ ] oh i got shot yeah that was stupid man i keep i keep being so fearless about trying to approach the shopkeepers they're very capable of still massacring me that was real dumb [Music] i would have known the damn wall jet pack was there that would have made things a little easier wouldn't it [Music] oh well everyone's mad yay [Music] all right good enough good enough i'll take that [Music] what do you got actually got a couple of you know what i'll go i'll grab this one i'll do it [Music] then we can snag you and get up over here [Music] oh what am i doing oh wait no i got it i got it oh i've got an altar here too though [ __ ] that's gonna be interesting you know what yeah i think i'm gonna go and make that choice now it's a fairly easy one all things considered there we go got the cape nice cool let's grab some spike shoes out of that too cool beans dude all righty just wanted to check to see if there's maybe anything in the back end there i do kind of want to just do this oh you chop them into pieces like that i didn't know that i needed that corpse oops oh well oh you can put the cape down that's kind of cool i didn't know that okay to bits you say mhm there we go sorry mr turkey i had to kill your father had to be done i didn't have a choice [Music] didn't even realize that was all an option over there let's go through oh come on now really i'm gonna have to oh that's annoying all right whatever so be it all right this very well may get us to the kapala here let's see hey nice all right we're on to something [Music] that is good [Music] crossbow's only got one shot yeah then you gotta get up or then you gotta go pick up the uh pick up the arrow you shot [Music] it's unfortunately not great this seems like a pretty good idea too oops all right yeah i believe that is how the bow was in the og spelunky so nice nod to that i guess huh okay just looking for the key now obviously trying to get a lot of blood too wow that was stupid jesus that's a great way to get a bunch of blood get my own blood nobody makes me collect my own blood nobody oh [ __ ] let's go and set that off sure okay good hey he's been he's he's gonna be set off here i think i could probably just bomb him actually it's gonna be a lot easier if i just do this i had a feeling that was gonna be set up for comedic timing come on there we go [Music] easy money [Music] all right i'm pretty sure we okay there we go i was gonna say i need my gold key from here somewhere [Music] and i think it's up here nice there we go we'll go ahead and sacrifice those bodies too why not since i've got the ability to get up there again a couple extra points a little bit a little bit of blood [Music] yeah cape and climbing gloves is really nice it's kind of the only reason why i'm not so worried about the lack of resources right now [Music] because we are going to be uh able to maneuver around just fine without ropes for a while [Music] as you can clearly see there we go i really like the way the cape works now too i've gotten used to it and i'm a big fan [Music] oops [Music] yep there we go oh [ __ ] did not see the time okay let's get going not sure where the gun is there it is okay there we go there we go yeah one bomb one rope usually is a pretty bad situation but right now i'm feeling okay bear bongo all right let's do it good enough oh wait a minute i'm stupid am i actually just dead now do i just lose i don't think there's a way i think you just lose yeah that sucks bummer dude oh wait hold on oh it's just off damn dammit literally one bomb away that sucks maybe there's a bomb in this pot the spider in the pot he did drop bombs but i blew them up immediately because of the gun oh that sucks yeah there's nothing i can do yeah spike shoes are probably the best way to kill them just so you don't get rid of the uh available bombs there oh shoot that's unfortunate man it's kind of a bummer that's a possibility yeah i don't know man like obviously the the enemy is meant to destroy these walls right to give you a path out but it's very easy to kill him before that happens i don't see anything i can do oh well that's unfortunate um i think i'm gonna do some ghost practice yeah a couple of people were saying to see i see how long he can survive with the ghost in here seems like a good idea i actually think this is intended it might be yeah if he dropped a matic that would certainly solve it wouldn't it would certainly fix it yeah ghost can you murder the ghost probably not bullets don't do nothing it's probably gonna shift my guess is they shift at the 30 second mark yeah okay let's see how long we can dance around wow oh god that is horrible holy [ __ ] that's hard to avoid wow yeah we don't use that word like that mr big all right [Music] oh geez [Music] my god [Music] a great start there we go [Music] i do want that gold bar buddy if you wouldn't mind dropping that thank you okay no sweat let's get out of here that might be a hamster over here hang on there is indeed and i want it i'm at one hp after all come on what a goddamn mole kill wow [Music] sniped hamsters cursed yeah i think you're right [Music] not been so lucky with them so far [Music] bring this ghost jar along to the right here [Music] hey you not right now i'm afraid okay [Music] that's good [Music] he's awake get out of here god damn you son of a [ __ ] i always do that now oh that's the door [ __ ] uh-oh okay hold on these freaking moles man [Music] i hate them i hate them man the ghost is a lot harder to avoid too all right a couple of quick deaths that's all right knock those problems out ghoster again i remember to not throw that thing yeah big spook got me again uh huh he's threatening man there we go [Music] another crate here too two crates this time is lovely oh come on what the hell it's so sad the dung beetles don't set off the arrow trap nice love that sound that plays when you pick that up [Music] oh god that was dumb damn it i had to use a rope to get out of there too son of a [ __ ] that was terrible oh well definitely still worth it no matter what that was even it was a parachute [Music] all right 12 grand is pretty good pretty damn good for 1-1 i have done the daily actually yeah i'm glad you brought it up i am doing the dailies over on youtube so i i knew that there were still some folks on youtube that were hoping for some you know just youtube exclusive spelunky 2 content i will be definitely continuing our continuing our main playthrough here on twitch along with uh playing some co-op content on twitch eventually as well but i did think it would be a good idea to uh use the daily challenge as a as a venue by which to record exclusive splunk to youtube content so that's what we're doing i also thought it would be fun to like document my uh progress on the daily challenge that way you know like to to start on day one and see uh how good or how well i'm able to perform in the dailies uh as we go so that's what i'm doing i think it'll be fun like they said though episode one of that is uh up now if you want to see it for the uh daily for yesterday [Music] a timed youtube exclusive yeah you gotta watch it this week and this week only and then it's gone in the bear taffy vault artificially inflating the value of digital content baby i do want to go for kapala again i very much do [Music] that's a temptation i got here [Music] let's see where was the hamster oh my god i'm using a lot on this already i think i'm gonna have to go all in on it close close oh a mole be good you go ahead and pop out again for me here thank you nice okay yeah i was thinking about this i don't know how to best do this though because whipping him isn't really gonna do anything uh i guess i could take his turkey probably get pissed off at that [Music] i'd probably just die though tell you what let's do this let me get him over here to me he got me with the [ __ ] arrow oh my god i didn't think he would i thought i'd be able to avoid it he did it again oh my god okay this is mine you don't get this back in fact i'm hitting you with it oh [ __ ] ah got him ah no [ __ ] [Laughter] ah [ __ ] okay [Music] that's fine that's okay i deserve that [Music] [Music] oh that damage man it's happening less but it's still so frustrating when it does i think i'm out of here actually i think i'm just done with this one one let me go get this ghost jar that's good enough like literally all i got out of the whole stage oh of course there's a crate right there son of a [ __ ] i could have easily gotten that too i walked right over it didn't i i'm gonna get it i'm getting that my crate totally worth totally worth it don't split don't split don't split thank you okay got the ropes good to go i got the money for the spike shoes that's all we need gloves are nice too but they're not necessary [Music] not necessary [Music] this is where we need to go with this hell yeah we might even get enough for the gloves no w's today no no w's at all yet only just seen olmec that's as far as i've gotten all right probably no need to go get that climbing gloves or get those climbing gloves although i almost have the money and if i had the climbing gloves i wouldn't need the or i wouldn't need to use the ropes to get back up to go get the climbing gloves [Music] uh what a conundrum actually i think i still would um well i think i've committed now pretty sure i have so let's do it i'll just do it there we go cool go get the ghost jar go get the climb gloves call it good i'm just gonna die aren't i i'm just dead holy [ __ ] [Music] cool cool man [Music] [Laughter] ah what the hell's happening yikes [Music] reset here we go [Music] here we go nope [Music] not that time [Music] oh no crates there's a hamster though [Music] there we go you come with me here we go you think it's the cursed hamster i don't know man i'm willing to give him a little bit more time i'm willing to take some personal accountability i guess there we go this thing seemed pretty resilient that makes me happy all right time to find the key love seeing that where's our key though okay so yeah clearly the arrows can hit twice i just saw that just pierced right through that bat there we go take care of that and i do want the chinchilla as well why do i keep calling it that hamster cannot get that out of my head poor little poochie oh god poor little poochie i'm sorry i'm sorry poochie i got you i'm gonna be fine [Music] no moles all right no need to rope there i think we'll be fine to just grab pooch and get out of here [Music] do you want a character as a pet i mean that'd be pretty great can't say no to that oh my god please okay get the gun get the gun get out of here man holy [ __ ] don't need the money anymore either there's no real reason to get this ghost gem but i can't help myself i cannot help myself i gotta get it all right there we go totally fine totally fine freeze ray oh boy come on dude ah the whole point of killing you is to make those things not happen [Music] oh that's good i helped yeah god damn it all right i'm getting out of here before he finds a way to find me again holy [ __ ] the way they send you flying is so awful oh this is not good don't you [Music] dare mole death me holy [ __ ] what he didn't spider again ah cheaters [Music] cheaters all right [Music] no moles no moles it's ridiculous the angles they can take they go straight [ __ ] for you [Music] god damn i'd make the dumb jump there if i hadn't made the dumb decision of using the ghost jar immediately [Music] nope there we go oh that's a good shot the lizards are tough they are hard to deal with [Music] there we go lizards and moles man [Music] giant pains in the butt [Music] oh [ __ ] that was close here's where we put that there's another crate hell yes good stuff that'll do not taking the best gun i know i got to give myself at least a chance here i don't believe in my ability to succeed with the web gun i'm afraid [Music] come here buddy up off to the doorway with you and then i guess we're done yep i did just have to see what that looks like real quick i haven't even paid attention to that yet here we go [Applause] be funny if that arrow actually hit me off that bounce i feel like it might actually do that i think that actually is a possibility all right mr gobbles you can stay for a bit oh [ __ ] okay it worked out [Music] that's pretty good god those sounds are very satisfying [Music] quickly acquiring all those items all right let's see they get shot i could probably go ahead and uh bomb down here and that'd be a lot safer yeah let's just do that i'd even shoot him from across here actually where he is though there you go oh he's dead good okay both the turkeys are gone not seeing an altar here so i think we might just bounce keep going again he's dead yeah i'm not gonna be able to do this so off we go good items though feels good decent haul out of that [Music] it's been a minute since i've been to the jungle so i'd very much like to get back here no horned lizards also bear bongo holy [ __ ] that was so close i keep freaking out man i just want to bounce on him let's just do that that's way easier it's way easier to just kill him like that who needs the bombs not me oops okay okay and there we go okay get him all the way over there and we're out of here we're back to the jungle baby and the darkness returns immediately [ __ ] oh you can burn those cool okay interesting i wonder if you can burn the man traps it'd be dope damn you [Music] nice and slow nice and slow let's do that oops [ __ ] oh my god good enough let's just get out of there these layouts are kind of tricky here's our hamster we know we got a shopkeep at the end here too so we got to be careful there he is all right so we bring him over here he just got himself killed no he's chilling oh that's gonna be terrible did you just come over this way please for just a moment well i got him killed didn't i [Music] mission accomplished [Music] oh my god she got to fall far enough to have a long fall animation that was that was not ideal [Music] all right did we learn something on that run what did we learn on that run sorry bud all right yeah we've we can burn those uh particular blocks that's right okay yeah so we did learn something there [Music] good oh man i kind of want to go for the turkeys here but i don't think i actually do yeah i'm not going to worry about it it's just so rarely worth it oh there's her there's our poochie you can keep her you can keep her this time oh i thought i could back with that damn it all right that's pretty good i'm gonna go ahead and try to kill him there we go check this out hey dude [Music] i'm actually going to keep him around for a second against my better judgment we got some good mobility now too this is feeling nice [Music] excuse me i need you to give me my uh damsel back thanks i guess we can do that there we go oh i'm dumb [ __ ] all right well gotta do it i want my gun back all right here we go here we go oh [ __ ] got it nailed it didn't panic at all [Music] good [Music] oh [ __ ] there's our key okay good he did that's a very convenient layout there and there's our exit cool good stuff don't die buddy i love the explosion for the bombs now looks so great not really found any secrets yet no but i'm very grateful to chat for not spoiling any either good job chat [Music] oh baby more bear bongo [Music] we're getting here quick man feels good i'm just gonna have to shoot him this time though there we go pretty effective another dead caveman over there interesting point all right gotta let this guy go he's probably just gonna bounce over there or get punched that works back to the jungle okay just that easy dude that was awesome nice okay [Music] you had a feeling [Music] okay so i'm just gonna crush him probably actually you know what i want to let him live so oh i should have just pushed the block oh come on damn it piece of crap i do want those spike shoes this is a little inconvenient oh [ __ ] me that was dumb that was not a smart play okay let's see uh yeah there's really no point in even being over here that was kind of stupid just gonna do this it's over here i mean i would like to sacrifice some bodies me get this cave man a few came in here actually but i could get a few go go go not gonna be live caveman obviously but still probably worth it i don't know actually it's gonna take me a while to get all these guys maybe i should just bomb through here would that work it'd have to be a really good bomb oh god whoops well i guess i'll just die okay fair enough [Music] fair enough grab you again you interrupted their conversation so they murdered you i mean that's pretty appropriate yeah i can't really fault them for that that's a reasonable reaction okay oh baby another one i'm feeling more comfortable with that that seems like a totally doable thing to me now another altar here this is looking like more uh turkey sacrifice in time tasty turkey sacrifice for the great lord kali grab our hamster wherever that is i do need to grab this shopkeeper real quick as well okay takes care of that i could get this lizard but i'd have to use a bomb for it oh i got three i kinda wanna get him to attack me too i guess i could just shoot him certainly an easier option we'll check his goodies not worth it god i love how much variation this song has oh [ __ ] beautiful you gotta be pretty close here look at this specs are good great but i'll take them there you are let's wonder where you got to got a full minute left in here so i've got plenty of time to do this i'm pretty damn certain we're gonna be getting the kapala out of it too so it's totally worth it keep that there [Music] there we go nice okay looks good had a gun up here too didn't i indeed i did okay kapala acquired let's get out of here [Music] yeah this song is absolutely top tier oh [ __ ] man if that was a little closer to the altar there i'd probably consider it oh i should have gotten the blood though i don't know what i was thinking oh god come here you here i don't want to kill the axolotl come here [Music] i did didn't i i did i'm a monster i'm horrible i'm sorry i'm the worst inexcusable behavior oh [ __ ] oh i [ __ ] crushed it no damn it [Music] hey nice it's great [Music] ecstatic with me [Music] still ecstatic with me [Music] yo double invigoration oh [ __ ] you stack that hp up baby uh-huh time to die in spikes yep [Music] okay give me that oh i almost did oh my god that would have sucked oh my god okay uh we're gonna go ahead and grab this much else to do so now's the time to get this taken care of [Music] let's do it one bomb left is a big problem we're not happy about that oh and that was a dumb bomb too oh well [Music] okay you are a problem still i'm out i'm out i'm out of here we're good i hear the beating of drums let's do it i thought i shot him enough i thought two full bursts of the shotgun would be enough god damn it see how it hit him with like eight bullets he just face tanked it dude nice 17 hp yeah it really helped out [Music] stupid mole all right you can hold me he just rolled with it uh-huh [Music] there's the ghost jar oh my god come on ah that almost got me [Laughter] [Music] okay here we go here we go another alter oh [ __ ] might as well right stupid turkey i just wanted to know i wasn't expecting that to work i just i had to try that out [Music] okay oh that sucks all right that well that won't be a salvageable situation hey you know i might be cursed with the hamster yeah we might have to go back to the pug it might very well be the case [Music] i can't get that one [Music] okay dude i guess i could try the cat i'm just not a big cat person not even a digital cat apparently that's pretty good fun i didn't even get the bombs though i'm dumb i'm a big bear person that's true yeah good point oh there's a crate in there oh my god actually pretty useful [Music] i could do random too i guess it's an option certainly oh [ __ ] there we go we need the key here oh my god big no okay here we go ultimate tag team shoot him shoot him you don't want to huh there how about that no you don't need that you you you just drop the gun for me please thanks hey let's see there you are holding the corpse look what i got okay um i think i actually need to uh well we'll avoid it dude [Music] go like that there we go maybe enough leave that one by the door okay good good stuff let's get going i just gotta get rid of you i'm sorry you just you make me way too nervous can't handle the pressure of having a hired help around all right since he's right here i might as well go ahead and deposit number one we can always um come back and get him later if i have an alter i can sacrifice them on that could be a worthwhile shop there let's see what's behind the iron curtain a machete no good all right this is where we need to put our key though just gotta find it this is gonna be where [Music] for the left maybe god damn you piece of crap oh my god here we go um where is this key oh boy [Music] chad i'm not directly asking you where the key is i'm thinking aloud [Music] that's how that's how streaming works hmm the key is in your heart exactly oh wait i already have the eye what am i doing [Music] that's why i'm so confused okay there we go see i can figure it out you just got to give me a little time [Music] i think we got to get out of here too that was fun [Music] all right there we go got a big brain on bear uh-huh [Music] oh [ __ ] that was a little scary okay cool all right so we actually have to be careful about the way that we kill him this time so we got to make sure that i let him roll through at least once if he will he's so stubborn about it sometimes such a big [ __ ] just roll a piece of garbage there we go okay now i can kill him that almost got through on its own [ __ ] okay there we go don't take you don't take my gun don't you do it oh [ __ ] come on dude i really should have been able to get him there that wasn't even that bad i didn't realize i'd have the easy opportunity to shoot him yeah i should have been ready for that oh well all right so i think we're gonna go ahead and uh die again ah jeez i think we're gonna go ahead and uh call this uh the final run for now so i uh what i did last time what i did yesterday was i i took a lunch break and then we came back and we played a few hours more i think i'm gonna do something similar today but i'm gonna take a uh an offline break instead of leaving the stream going i'm gonna go for a couple hours or so rest relax and then uh probably like a little bit after the nlss today so maybe around like uh five or six pm-ish for me we'll come back and we'll do an evening spelunky 2 stream and maybe allow folks who have not been able to uh tune in to the daytime broadcast the opportunity to watch the live show so i think we'll do that tonight so come on back around uh 5 or 6 p.m pst and we'll do a few hours more but we'll just call this the uh the final run for now but of course thank you so much it's been a a treat an absolute pleasure to play this for y'all so far i'm looking forward to plenty more to come thanks for being here he's gonna get to olmec now i mean we might as well right i can't believe i'm alive holy [ __ ] i bounced off a mole [Laughter] okay that was pretty magical there we go good might as well do this too right mole's finally good for something yeah there we go a few resources okay oh this is bad jesus there we go i guess i'm out of here yeah there's not a lot going on in that room i'm becoming so much more familiar with the mines and i love it feels so good it makes a lot of sense considering how much time we've spent in here so far okay nice i really want to sacrifice obviously but it's not looking like we're gonna have a ton of opportunities unless oh baby it's a pet shop oh i thought i thought that was gonna kill me oh my god okay i'll buy my poochie here we go i might even be able to sacrifice some freaking moles here all right specs i definitely need to consider sacrificing everything because this run is probably doomed without a little bit of sacrifice love that'll help that was dumb i could have died right there got really lucky um let's go ahead and go down and get the axolotl here sorry to say the axolotl is gonna have to be sacrificed whoops whoopsie i'm sorry i'm sorry buddy didn't mean to do that that's all right you're going to be you're going to be shattering into pieces in a second here anyway it's so happy i know but it'll be it'll be happier in hell i was gonna say heaven but we know you're going to hell if you get sacrificed to cauli he's going straight to hell sorry buddy all right that is totally not gonna work we're just gonna have to go with the corpses you here got me jesus all right this is taking a while but i should be fairly close to the kapala after this so it's probably worth it these mole corpses are yucky it's okay he can teleport out see there you go that's optimism i don't have any more optimism anymore all right one more go one more go i can't let that be it that can't be the the send-off here man that one hurts [Music] good lord oh [ __ ] okay that's cool good oh hang on let's just go this way let's just get out of here enough the moles are definitely evil man i i do not like them oh i was really hoping for the jet pack that's really not even a great shop [Music] not that exciting [Music] turkeys again probably not going to worry about it [Music] yeah this is too much of a hassle here oh an altar though oh [ __ ] i might change my mind [Music] change my tune again here let's see what we can do if i can bring him through there oh there's our uh hamster as well i caught myself on st chinchilla again i can't stop [Music] i know go ahead and do this why not easy enough to knock out probably gonna be able to even get the lizard here i'm sorry i forgot damn it now okay i got this [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] ah son of a [ __ ] one more one more try one more try that one didn't count [Music] i totally could have gotten away with that man it wasn't for that meddling turkey salesman i can stop any time i want that's right [Music] yo shiny thank you very much i'm gonna run through all those tips and subs and gifted subs at the end here thank you so much for all those big time appreciative of the support oh that's all mine that's all mine we buy these and then we do that i can't believe this bomb box survives that explosion but i'm very happy about it just based on everything else you would assume that it would blow up okay there we go that's good okay we got a lot of good resources early on here this is nice ah damn close all right looking for the key already there it is easy enough 15 bombs seven ropes that ought to help us out that certainly ought to help [Music] and he's all right yeah it's not there yet let's go looking good no i haven't gone to volcano very much at all today but i'm kind of just trying to make as much progress through the jungle as possible i guess so that's why that is i totally don't need to oh my god i guess that works probably not going to get that lizard if i can find poochie here i'll be very tempted to uh oh [ __ ] whoops oh yeah hell yeah okay yeah i'm not gonna worry about you not a worthwhile sacrifice in my mind we'll go ahead and set those off like that do the same here so i can get poochie back upstairs why'd i do that god damn it we are gonna make this sacrifice play for sure i think this is worthwhile oh i need another rope up here too my god i've been wasting so many here so many oh well hey okay that's cool probably just going to shoot the turkey salesman with what all right yeah shut up i'll find a new gun [Music] no i'm really not sick of the level one music yet you'd think i would be but i'm still loving it [Music] okay that's good enough i guess i think it's just gonna bomb this oh [ __ ] okay that's interesting why did i do that there we go i'm so bad i'm so bad okay that's gotta be it man that's clearly that's clearly where we leave off [Music] why did i get thrown unconscious here hey roofie you want to play uh game oh they actually have like unique lines for everybody something is preventing my sensors from working properly i spoiled demi too as a little girl but she's turned out just fine lovely oh man okay wonderful stuff i think we just go ahead and head back to the main menu here and say thanks for watching for now folks another four hours of wonderful spelunky 2 content i hope you enjoyed thank you very much for being here for your time sincerely appreciate it i'll be back as mentioned a little bit later today if you're looking for more come on back i'd say closer to 6 p.m than 5 p.m pacific so that's in about five hours-ish so plenty of time to relax hang out watch maybe the previous vods if you got to catch up you can head over to youtube.com beartappy if you need to do that that exact thing and you can also watch the daily challenge that i put up this morning that's exclusive youtube content all right cool i just want to say thank you for being here i'm going to go ahead and read through this uh list of thank yous for subscribers gifted subs and tips and bits and all that if you want to stick around for that otherwise uh i'll probably go ahead and host somebody after this is done as well so you can catch some more splunky 2 content that way but if you're going to take off now i'll just go ahead and say thank you for being here again and i'll see you maybe a little bit later or tomorrow morning for more spelunky 2.

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Length: 235min 1sec (14101 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 17 2020