Baer Plays Spelunky 2 (Ep. 10)

time for princess aaron's first run let's do it we're back to spelunky i did rob myself of the first run of the day music unfortunately by going into the shortcut that's okay we'll hear it again several more times in the future you know what i'm gonna go ahead and try to get some money oh i could have gotten a lot more just by getting that spider to cooperate never mind who needs money not me i'm princess aaron i was born into wealth [Music] oh come on yep hey there rob how are you doing welcome back thanks again for joining me y'all this is another selfish stream this i mean if you've been watching me for any amount of time you you this is such a vote of confidence in your future purchase of spelunky 2. this i i don't think i've ever been more interested in continuing to play a game than i have been with this i've been having so much fun discovering things in this every single stream it has been it has been a delight there we go we should uh probably just go ahead and do that there we go makes that a lot easier pardon me this is proof positive for me too that a happy bear makes for a happy stream i just got to keep playing what i'm enjoying and y'all will follow suit and that makes me feel good so thanks for that no i mean not to mention the fact that this is you know the sequel to one of the games that gained the most views on my channel over the last eight years but also the the former point is important i'll pretend whoop no it is it definitely is let's go we got a good run going already who jedi acquired bomb box obviously works out pretty well welcome so terrific thank you very much for your twitch prime subscription welcome on the pollen black dragoon i missed you a few minutes ago thank you very much for your prime as well lurkers thanks for the bits appreciate the support y'all oh that's an unfortunate arrow trap placement i'm gonna have to go for the uh elite gamer plays oh jesus all right he's done it goodbye another comfy geek [Music] assume the position get comfortable i sure am ready for a long night of splunking oh boy this is bad that was a poor choice they just oh god okay well so much for the power pack that's not a big deal though [Music] this is gonna be a problem i think my best bet is actually just to go ahead and do this and then uh keep on shooting down this hallway since he's gonna be locked into that area there he goes okay good stuff man wow we are being blessed early okay oh damn it i didn't take that damage at least this run is the bomb ah [Music] here we go oh other turkeys down there i don't think i'm even gonna bother maybe if it's super simple you know this guy to deal with still that's not that bad actually yeah we could do this she looks so cute riding around on that thing turkey time there you go see what we get 30 seconds on the clock so i better speed this up that's helpful that was worth it pardon me all right i gotta kill this guy i got very little time oh never mind i'm running goodbye sweet bear bongo for the first run going pretty well uh let's just wait on this hold on already bear bunga i know yeah we were trying to bait people in early on but now we don't even have to well we still oh god after all that waiting just to get hit in the face okay maybe we will have to oh boy okay here we go uh he's looking like he wants to go volcano i might let him i gotta be real careful about the uh the damage already you have two hp so i could very well get hit by a uh oh [ __ ] i could get hit by a stray um arrow trap and oh never mind we're good still though still be diligent there's my buddy um i mean it's not that bad to get up there i just gotta make sure i don't get hit by this thing no reason to risk it i can just use a rope to get back up this way just really want to get this dog i think it's worth it i'm gonna have to get this shopkeeper obviously he might snipe me again oh boy uh maybe let's let the hired help do some work come here come here go go do stuff go do stuff go do stuff don't make me throw you i'll do it go do stuff oh maybe i should have done stuff oh god that was on me i guess okay uh jesus okay we got a chance here hold on nice there we go that's what we're looking for okay we got plenty of time doggy in the doorway pardon me my god tattoo what was that rope oh my god oh it's a mess yo move we raided each other in the same day hot dude thank you very much for the return raid welcome on back oh good he's dead i was going to say this is going to be a pain in the butt if i have to deal with this in the last 10 seconds here all right pretty damn first or pretty damn good first run for princess aaron malph i assume the stream was fantastic and i assume you're also gone already as to avoid potential spoilers hope you're doing well buddy thanks for the raid oh oh man this is this is just asking for trouble monkey first i'm doing it dude i'm trying it there we go and we just don't even bother with those tiles that's just a death trap come on over here buddy damsel's close by too heard the yelp there he is easy i should probably bring my gun [Music] that's nice okay you know what don't mind if we do i'm gonna spend a little bit of money here we're gonna make friends yeah i'm totally gonna just ride this turkey he's gonna be my mouth wink wink oh [ __ ] dude you're not gonna believe it something crazy happened i lost my turkey i need a new one i'm just look this one i promise i'm gonna treat this one better i learned my lesson from the first one i'll uh you won't see me again okay dude i just this you're not gonna believe it there was a band of robbers right outside the door they took it right from my fingers i i thought we were good i thought i learned my luck this is the last one i swear okay good bit good bit bear thanks all right way to commit i got a trophy for my bit thanks game and a kapala let's go back whip i gotta move dude i'm running out of time uh no boots where is the exit and the shopkeeper there he is just keep firing just keep firing firing firing oh it'd be so nice to sacrifice these guys too but i can't do it no time i committed too hard to the [ __ ] also princess aaron wouldn't use the word dude that from the beginning the premise was flawed i felt i felt really just this this stain on the whole thing as soon as i realized that it could it could use improvement you know there's always room for improvement as a streamer you gotta look at it that way come on come on now come on now there we go oh boy ah um do that and then shoot you i don't like the abundance of these guys i have 25 bombs man let's start using some [Music] make this life a little easier this life ain't easy enough for [Music] me [Music] i'm seeing no blips this man needs to be aggroed i think and then he's probably just going to get himself killed but i've seen this movie before i know how it ends so get out of there for a minute we're gonna go uh get the monkey first i had spring shoes this would be a lot easier i guess i could just whip them no no no no no no okay that i i now have in my head is the move that only does one hp of damage which is good it's a lot easier that way the skull is the one you got to watch out for munch munch i am not seeing any blips here pretty sure we would have gotten one by now so we can safely say that this is not where the market is so let's go ahead and huck a bomb over there wait for him to turn around and then let him do his thing i think i got him with that wow cool all right next stage your voice hold on i have something for it echoes [Music] that's pretty good [Music] hmm oh jesus you know what let's not even go this way let's go that way this way is for cool kids oh never mind i was wrong [Music] i was dead wrong oh god oh that was dumb okay lucky branch wow save me from certain death thank you branch and unnecessary we will do this parsnip right right i did it [Music] thanks for the twitch prime welcome into the pile appreciate you i do believe it's possible to get all three in one run i don't think i've done it yet for the clover is that worth taking damage on probably okay especially because i got a little blood back didn't really end up mattering that much oh this is bad you know i do kind of want to go over here just to check jesus i just wanted to know we got a pot of gold a little more blood still only four ropes what the hell what the [ __ ] that was weird that's not how that's supposed to work all right you're gonna make your way over here i want you to jump up on these things and then oh he shot the bear trap god damn it well he still might die on that stuff or he might find his way over here and snipe me that's been a thing i can also just leave pretty sure the black market's not here i think i'm willing to take a chance on that [Music] now i gotta be thorough now i gotta check every nook and cranny there's parmesan hey girl need a pair of boots and either either one will do spring slash spike no preference did we get all three i didn't even realize i thought we were still missing uh parsnip on this one the one with the uh little updo where's that oh my god i've already got it messed up again don't i those three names i saw it at the last second [ __ ] all right i'm getting better at those i am getting better at those those like they used to be like completely invisible to me when i would die to them but now now i know [ __ ] they are vicious absolutely listen another 100 bits appreciate you uh let's just do that he's gonna go for the dope double whip show off play but then i just got shot anyway so who cares we can use their caveman friend here thanks bud oh key i think that's our door for it too ah never mind there it is pretty sure but i think we can get there from this way so let's just follow the path [Music] here's our exit there's a crate that's nice oh come on damn it that shop is not terrific [Music] um yeah okay well now i know i need to kill him so i can get the crate behind the shop even though the shop itself is not even that good [Music] we just buy that to lull them into a false sense of security there we go [Music] all right was it worth it totally we got six bombs for the trade and a shotgun and angry shopkeepers for an entire run but who cares that's more fun [Music] that whole that whole string of sentences rhymed oh man just on fire today dude bars on bars i already got the eye so i guess we're just out of here oh god sorry turkey he scared me not bad oh damn it he might still get punched there we go i think he's just gonna get punched to death isn't he let's just enjoy the take out his gun punch back to him he was so slick about it too yeah i knew that was gonna happen i'm still i i got this all taken care of this situation's under control oops come on come on get through that web oh jesus i got punched too and teach me for talking smack all right still haven't yet to find any damn boots no boots for bear bear bongos though hmm i think we just do this there we go oh what the [ __ ] what's your gift for not finishing the job i i still didn't even finish the job damn it all right smoosh oh that's going to be tough that's an unfortunate layout um do something go fix it go get him i'm actually here hold on i'm just gonna do this real quick get in the door buddy please he's not gonna shoot monty he's not not a total monster like me there you go all right now you go do something right now you go fix it oh princess aaron's ropes have a little bow i just noticed that how cute there we go all right off we go and by we i mean me off me go and not you how do you unlock her i forgot actually we've unlocked so many characters i can't even remember them all did you get down here please thank you apparently tide pool is where you get here all right i hear my dog over there got the shopkeeper on the bottom i could probably get to the dog from the top yeah it looks good worth a bomb especially if i can get to the caveman too but i kind of doubt it oh this is actually kind of a weird bomb situation hmm that dead damsel is good too didn't want to overthink it uh is that worth taking damage nah not for a single point and we're really not getting a lot of value out of that unfortunately still could get better oh [ __ ] i better just kill him it's going to save time one more point and i mean i could shotgun jump up there i might as well well now that's going to make things hard oh [ __ ] well now i'm definitely not going to go up there amicovro welcome still got to deal with this guy too wow this could be a bad situation make it easier with a bomb there we go uh let's do it a little bit of ghost dancing oh nice okay very good very good get rid of that huh oh my god i still can't god damn it it's [ __ ] parsley and parsnip they're the two that i cannot do it parsley okay ah i can't do it man why is it so impossible that one's parsley parsnip has the fro parsnip with the puff yeah one of these things that i'm saying out loud is gonna stick one of them is gonna become the mnemonic device in my head somehow i think the puff might do it all right still only got three hp here is a bit of a concern that's a bad layout it's a really bad layout just checking for black market blips pretty sure we're good i'm just gonna clear this oh i hate this layout so much we've got the bombs to make this easier though so we should and we can get back up that way you know what oh man this is actually gonna be a little easier than i thought cause he's gonna give us the right pattern in a second in just a second here he's going to bounce right back to the edge and this one there it is no [ __ ] i didn't wait in time damn it i thought it was that one then i got greedy when it wasn't okay let's see hmm i think i can just this won't be too bad but i do have to use another bomb oh god let's just try that that was so close to working i'm gonna do one more down there to get the uh area cleared out and then just shoot him from the far side with a rope yeah this is gonna it's gonna solve this even though this is obviously not ideal there we go get out of here oh man how to use so much [ __ ] for that oh well good oh you know what let's burn through this give us the path give us the clearance we'll light up the stage and then go get our gun when we need it that's satisfying isn't it yeah i just hit myself for two damage oh no oh jesus don't do that again all right well we got the path over that way i guess so just stick with that i gotta hug this thing i could just whip them i guess that works i really wish i had some spike shoes or something man make things a lot easier in here oh sweet didn't expect that there we go really hoping to find a blip too parsnip parsnip with the puff i got it sorry sorry bug yep i know they're all p words and they're all so similar they all start with par [Laughter] oh man if only my wife were here to appreciate that twitch comment she has been so goddamn obsessed with that song paris art is very good yeah i like that there we need to talk to you about your spelunky 2 obsession i s i c i said it very clearly i can stop whenever i want i just don't want to yet i need to go would you mind if i took your gun i gotta get i gotta get moving here thanks oh man all right hopefully it's on 2-4 it's the world's worst intervention yeah not doing a great job selling me just on stopping this yeah come on up here buddy that looks like a fun jump just just stop shooting when you get up there oh god can i get him to stop doing that i don't know if i can he's just gonna keep doing that unless i get him to go this way i guess downtown skyline thanks for 30 months we'll come on back in oh there goes one sweet looking [ __ ] or the other guy maybe i can get him to shoot his friend too i should probably go this way holy [ __ ] what a spike pit trap my god i guess i could just bomb through here that doesn't seem very smart though but it's what my instinct says to do so i'm gonna do it and then rope just to give us an out i want to aggro that guy there we go oh boy okay we can we can work with that though that's his cycle yeah i can work with that or actually hold on a second let him oh dude [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] all right it's just that easy to slip slip and fall it's just that easy man holy [ __ ] he's just are lost in a blink of an eye yeah her rope is cute i like it that's all right we're going to get that freeze-ray jetpack bomb box shop we've always wanted right here show up in a moment stack of ropes with it too because why not they're feeling generous oh [ __ ] i actually thought it was there you know what we'll go for this though [Music] good enough [Music] good enough [Music] i'm gonna grab that key and throw it down actually is it up here [Music] yellow gun is a freeze ray coming back from the first game [Music] let's just hook it down i guess well there it is all right no shopkeeps to worry about at the end of this one you need to get that trap going bring this along for the ride let's just go ahead and do that do these snakes out worry about the bat in a second here we go yeah that doesn't matter irrelevant spider is irrelevant [ __ ] hit me at me at me at me at me at me at me hey buddy you lick this mole wound for me it hurts it's a nasty bite thanks pal sweet all right i didn't even mean to kill a turkey but don't mind if i do got an altar here oh man actually kind of didn't want to no wait we had extra turkeys yo you you had extra turkeys this whole time what the f dude holding out on me i am going to murder him don't let me deceive you here by putting those all together got him oops oh hey i guess this will be easier anyway much simpler that way hey another turkey all right we got three ropes three ropes and there's oh man oh oh oh i gotta get him oh god oh i need those please buddy oh [ __ ] okay holy [ __ ] i'm so happy that worked oh i'm so happy that worked oh my god what a blessing it's royal jelly we got royal jelly out of the gift i could have gotten an eggplant but that doesn't matter who cares we're not gonna do a goddamn eggplant run right now get your head out of your ass we got things to do we got runs to win oh man i think i want to go ahead and maybe get the uh kapala out of this too if i could be so bold got him you know what let's just bomb here there we go oh i'm gonna have to use a rope anyway that's fine whatever let's go oh this is my last rope though [ __ ] do i do it oh i don't know man that's a bad idea it's already ghost time i don't think i do it i think i i think i look for another another altar in the future ah [ __ ] man all right bear bongo we did get the royal jelly at least so we got a lot of hp already yeah still doing pretty good we just need a little bit more mobility goodbye oh tell me that is a stack of ropes right there thanks we'll go ahead and check to see if there's anything in there doesn't look like it i think we're good to go welcome thanks for your twitch prime subscription welcome to the pile appreciate it if you've got badges or you've got badges and emails you've got bear hugs then you also have badges and emotes so use them give them a hug walk them into the pile all right so we probably just want to get him to go all the way over here and then leave bye hooray oh boy time to shoot sorry has to be done i almost saved the puffer's life i nearly got him to live through that i was almost a hero come on dude we ain't been finding no boots man there's an altar though there's an altar got him yeah we'll go for this just pile up all our corpses real quick and then oh nice that was convenient sweet okay okay i always forget come on now man i don't know where it came from but i'm just gonna embrace it holy [ __ ] i'm playing spelunky too it's spelunky too this is spelunky too it's my favorite game and it's got a sequel and it's so good it's so fun i'm so happy with this man these streams have been awesome this is such a good game oh man i love it i love it yay wait they made a second one just embrace the happy man fully embrace the happy don't question it one bit he is he's certainly embracing the happy he's embracing this happy in the form of a gold bar right there oh yeah he's still alive hold on i bet we could get him ah damn it i can't even sacrifice him [ __ ] oh well i need to go get my gun too oh there's another one [Music] okay i'm so glad i didn't die in that moment of happiness that was a pretty prime opportunity for spelunky to rear its ugly head at me there we go yeah let's just push it yeah i'm glad you've been enjoying the content thank you we gotta do that okay this is gonna be awkward i don't think this is gonna work either [ __ ] it's time to run [ __ ] stay alive princess no that was my fault man i'm taking so long in these jungle stages ghost is so scary dude i am not used to the new ghost at all anymore it's going to take a lot of a lot of practice with that and i should probably take advantage of the chances i get to practice with it i mean that kind of was one but i still [ __ ] it up i just panicked a little bit if i'd used like one or two more ropes there i totally would have totally would have been fine [Music] that was just shopkeeper kill practice which i still clearly need so i'm glad we're doing it [Music] nope i'm able to clear 1-1 pretty damn quickly at this point which feels good and it's usually fine in my opinion to just leave like i'm on the i'm on the sharp lookout for crates typically that's about all that's about all i ever expect to really get out of there [Music] uh you know i just want to practice taking this out of here too hold on that's fine thanks bud i'll just i'll just leave see you hmm yeah we'll just do this yep i'm out of here oh he's on the run here we're good oh come on that's that's an actual troll ah [Music] this is a decent start [Music] not that good i do want to get him out of there so i can get that stuff though well i don't think anything that's going to blow up so i could probably just oh yeah in fact this doesn't really help that much it's just a compass oh man sneaky sneaky gotcha nah i'm good hmm how am i gonna i should go for the telefrag that'd be fun i gotta wait till he's okay oh that was it that was the moment it's right there i was the tile next to him ah that was so close all right good try that would have been dope and no need to go that way [Music] i'm taking the unnecessary risks on one one like i keep saying just skirt on through and see what we get oh [Music] we just we take this and run we take this and run oh man drop yes saved for now okay we're good oh i ruined the eggplant run again but who cares who cares we're we gotta we gotta head on our shoulders here about victory uh we're gonna go like that oh bully let's just bomb him let's absolutely just bomb his ass goodbye solve the problem and we we we worry about eggplant runs at a much later date ah damn it i was really hoping for a hired help there yo finally got some boots though okay we're on to something here we just need to survive with one hp it's so easy that's all you gotta do that's all you gotta do let me bring the gun with how many wins so far i have beaten the game and rolled credits one time but in this chat we are acting as though i have not beaten it for the sake of spoilers until we've gotten a little deeper into things don't even want to open up the floodgates one bit ah i don't want those goddamn my instinctual need to grab every item i see okay [Laughter] just it like that that's meant to grab that this is mine now [Music] okay anything over here god i love the jetpack mobility so freaking much all right we're down to our last 20. finally being cognizant of that i think that's it yep all right here we go i feel like the cavemen are constantly looking to celebrate having thumbs by holding things i like that lori yeah i can believe in that i think i gotta shoot this turkey never mind we're good we're good you didn't hear me say that yang i'm glad they don't huck things at you that'd be tough to deal with both is a a difficulty measure and you know it'd be tough for me to handle that level of violence coming from my caveman friend i just want to be buds like every time he runs toward me he's just like oh friend me friend and then i usually just murder him we really are the enemy in this game all right i don't want to get mold to death there we go also convenient okay now the damsel would be a good idea here going from one to two hp is a pretty substantial move but where was he there you are um if i bomb here right and that will do it that'll work 100 increase in hp yeah i mean you can't can't fault me for going for that right pretty damn good all right back to bare bongo with a pretty decent build i'm just gonna take it nice and easy no arrow traps no arrow traps no arrow traps just take it easy we got 13 bombs so i wouldn't mind just going ahead and spike shoe in this boy i also don't mind if he helps us out a little bit there we go such a gentle sound when you spike shoe him to death it's like dropping a pen and a bowl of applesauce just a little that splorch an oddly specific description i was going to say yeah now what do i have experience with that do that a lot all right well probably easiest to just bomb this again but i want to get my boy too gonna remember that you know if we just do this actually we're just gonna get him to aggro and then be able to shoot him my god he nearly matrix dodged me again okay gotta go get my pupper anybody all right full minute left on the clock here we're good we got this back to 4 hp sweet we finally got boots for the jungle without damn time thankfully a jet pack in here too okay there we go whoa that was a little dangerous i know exactly where you're going come here there we go what do you got another pair of boots don't really help that much i'll go check it out oh hey thank you i really needed those actually not desperately since we do have a jet pack but having zero ropes is never a good thing all right keep a sharp eye on the clock i have been letting the timer roll in the jungle far too long let's go ahead and get them aggro that'll probably help us out oh wait hold on i was better off a different way but now we can do oh [ __ ] okay oh there we go dude nearly [ __ ] me man there we go here he comes there okay nothing else even in here for me but now we can go ahead and put those shopkeepers on the altar we got a little bit of time for this all right there we go i'm so scared of this thing resetting i feel like it's just gonna reset randomly and then munch me let's go all right last thing and then we're out of here they reset if you drop them a level i think it's either a level or two levels they reset i'd show you but then i just get munched another alter i thought i saw one that's just a rock we're good i don't like this i hate seeing these guys on the two by ones um let's just bomb it makes that a hell of a lot easier there parsley huh getting better okay i gotta kill that guy just drop oh my god really from that distance holy [ __ ] okay keep that in mind get one more cycle on him and then i'm going to try to drop straight from the top although ah it just feels like such a big gamble he's got such good protection with those branches let's just not even bother let's go the other way [ __ ] it okay there we go hmm wow same kind of situation here i think i'm just going to keep using my bombs because i just desperately want to get to the market here this will work i just stay that was terrible oh never mind i'm amazing all right gotta feel like there's no there's no blips on this stage like i definitely would have seen it so i think we're good let's do it bear dunk yeah i guess all right gotta go quick i've i've learned my lesson about this i've been taking way too long doing these just leave that there that's fine move the cycle go there's our uh there's our um ah [ __ ] that's fine i got 11 hp here's our blip it's gonna be uh down in this corner yes we'll just go ahead and bomb for this now right here okay good and then we'll just go get the gun and we'll get out of here i'm not gonna worry about these other guys or the rest of the level [ __ ] it we're good we got most of what we need we just need to get through and get the rest of the goods let's go [ __ ] me oh good god okay okay that might help that should help actually uh oh boy you know i might have to use the old mouth strat he showed me this well he didn't mean to but i saw him do this on his stream of course now that i'm trying to do it they're not gonna cooperate with me he just waited for them to climb up i don't trust you buddy sorry oh boy oh boy this is scary good let's check this out real quick first and see what's going on okay okay okay i need to get the clover [ __ ] [Music] oh i'm so glad i remembered that okay okay [Music] bunch of them up there oh jesus [Music] yikes that's the cycle you're looking for you want to get them to bounce real quick to the left and then they dropped for you real nice and easy come on dude there we go one more dead we're doing it two minutes left hmm that's fine i don't need those okay cool [Music] last big problem here he's not not even that big of a problem [Music] i think he's dead i don't know where he went [Music] uh looks like we're good okay [Music] oh man this is spooky he's dead i'm out i'm out let's go nope oh hate this there we go that was an annoying conversation they were talking politics oh hey you think you can sneak one on old bear [Music] mm-hmm nice ah damn it damn it there we go cool that's helpful here's the arrow again tried and true sweet hey this is a pretty damn good moon challenge if i didn't already have all this stuff might as well get that [Music] no clovers don't stack unfortunately you just get the one this is a resilient medic holy [ __ ] seriously there we go [Music] all righty we gotta get out of here oh spear trap goodness so we need to probably just get all them aggroed and kill each other right that's probably the best idea especially if we got like spikes or thorns or something over here which we might not let's go have a peek no not really they might need some bomb help see how that does nothing apparently all right cookies thanks for staying on the pile appreciate your resubscription i'm just gonna hug a few bombs at a man [ __ ] it seems like it might work you can't get up to us at least oh boy this is just feels like it's getting worse there we go we got one killed i better just make a new path i'm gonna i'm gonna end up getting jump snipes here i can feel it ah okay oh why did i do that i'm gonna remember they can use those this is my opportunity i gotta go made it to olmec baby nah no revelations yet rain pretty consistent play though say i'd say i'm doing pretty well today for tonight at least gonna have a peak up top thank you don't take my gun i'm trusting you thank you um i think i'm just gonna do the fast rat i don't want to use any bombs unnecessarily holy [ __ ] although i have climbing gloves this could be we're good there we go okay oh i get comfy cloud box thanks so much for the cheer this is yep stretch and hydration time it's it's a tried and true we put the controller down just enjoy some nice relaxing oh olmec tunes for a second i'm actually afraid to put the controller down because it's vibrating so much all right almost there much easier just to let him do the work i've got a really fun olmec fight coming up in the next uh youtube daily challenge video by the way highly recommend checking that out in the morning it's a treat okay let's do it pretty sure it's about right there oh he fell further okay that's gonna be interesting there we go i think he's destroyed about all he's gonna destroy we just gotta plop a new rope down over here there we go and wait for him to shoot you can snipe me there for sure there we go all right let's go for a dive buddy right right about here right about here right about here right right about here okay hang on we're just gonna ain't got a second old neck we're gonna figure this out we're gonna figure this out give me give me give me a second let's go like that there we go wanna go for a swim no you said you did before there we go that's a good old mac big three push-ups he's done it this really does look like it's being destroyed from the other side which is kind of crazy that's a very interesting consideration in fact the possibility that you can destroy oh [ __ ] oh man if that's a real thing okay whoa that that's a fine [ __ ] so many new possibilities means you can like potentially open doors from the other side that you didn't even know were there and yeah it's probably best that we don't confirm or deny things like that that was more of an open-ended thinking out loud question than anything but i mean i did more or less just confirm it for myself there i think i think i was pretty confident that that was the case the hell is that that's a warbler or waffler warble wobblin bob and that's his name all right let's see i think we might have an even split here so i'm gonna go ahead and let chat dictate where we go again let's do a quick poll where to do we go to the tide pool or the temple vote now we got that we got a real legit pull all i gotta do is click it overwhelming for temple so far oh here comes tide pool though making a showing oh strong strong temple consideration here all right so be it so be it almost 69 for temple close to it all right here we go space thanks for the bits you don't have any afflictions or diseases to clear in the cove must be temple crossover episode oh [ __ ] right yeah they don't even they don't even need to see me they just need to be in the area all right let's get a little more temple experience here oh that's kind of scary we can blow those up right good okay that makes those a lot easier sorceress downstairs let's go ahead and try to kill her wait for the turn around yeah no paste is gonna make things interesting see she's not so scary [Music] all enemies are killable you just gotta be ready i think she just spawned something inside the wall i know it's right there it's bad oh god man the crush traps they look so different i'm not ready for those [Music] [ __ ] lost my jet pack too that's a bummer [Music] oh well [Music] jesus hey anubis i wouldn't mind getting the scepter but that's going to be tough alien the hell are you doing here i think we just get out [Music] i think we just bail [Music] hmm yeah i don't want to [ __ ] with anubis [Music] i do still have this shopkeeper to worry about i'm not even going gonna deal with you i think i just leave [Music] oh is this gonna kill anubis no ah lame oh boy necromancer he just creates red skeletons okay no darkness temple song oh [ __ ] can you necromance a necromancer that'd be busted as hell dude he did didn't he you son of a [ __ ] oh my god they're endless okay i got the other guy you can't you can't triple stamp a double stamp lloyd ew let's go you know well this would obviously be a lot better with a jet pack but i'll give it another go why not thanks for the bits appreciate it gotta get the clover oh [ __ ] this is doable just not this time oh i missed one no i missed like five that's hard doable but hard obviously made a lot easier with the uh jet pack yeah maybe we will all right plenty of time now at least thanks to the clover benefit from that anyway there is a gold door oh man all right well now we know that now we know that you know let's go ahead and do an emote only for a little bit get it all out of your system spam them do what you must 4-3 baby feels good furthest i've been in the temple so far ah that's unfortunate i wanted him to die there let's see i want to check that door out yeah let's not worry about her oh jeez hmm i say we go that way oh this is a groove here huh is it the [ __ ] pyramid level dude no way no [ __ ] way dude they didn't put a pyramid level in they didn't actually put a pyramid level in you know i'm calling this the pyramid level this is pyramid level it may not have said it but this is pyramid level oh [ __ ] there we go what oh okay it's just a shortcut or something i guess [Music] and whatever get out of here it's just going to bring us over here you know i might just have to bomb i might just have to bomb out of here i think that's the play i don't necessarily want to use more resources but i don't want to make this too hard either all right so you do that i was really hoping that wouldn't happen oh god okay luckily him by himself doesn't seem to be like anything he just raises skeletons there we go he got bombed and he lived what the [ __ ] no no excuse me i heard him make the death sound even i'm confused i i thought he was dead i definitely thought he was dead i did not operate accordingly oh well oh god [ __ ] that okay all right we can get out of emote only now they got nothing to spoil in the minds for me right oh i shouldn't say that they'll find a way yeah they got their ways there oh the necromancer did it okay that's why i didn't even think about that god damn that's an incredibly difficult enemy to deal with especially if you've angered the shopkeepers holy [ __ ] the temple is terrifying [Music] you can find gold in them their minds spoilers [Music] yeah is that it all right i don't think i saw the eye did i pretty sure i didn't nope i did not all right this is a pretty good start again we got the spike shoes at least it feels good oh man how the hell do i get him out of there i think i need to put a bomb right here oh that's gonna do it actually this is great this is perfect i am such a god [Laughter] all right let's see where's the key at my goodness that would have been perfect comedic timing i'm just gonna go ahead and get rid of that problem and then let's see we're gonna have to shoot this guy um i could just do this i guess didn't even need to use a key there or a rope i mean what a [ __ ] throw princess has an arm are you kidding me right now i'm sorry babe i can't stop myself i'm actually addicted to the game i actually can't stop i'm supposed to be resting i'm breaking the rules right now [Music] uh we're gonna do like that go to bed you [ __ ] i i took a nap i did i slept and then i woke up and i was like i want to play more spelunky i did what i was supposed to do i just gotta go i guess you know what you'll find a way buddy hang on i need my gun he's not even gonna bother us is he he's just locked in his own little prison there okay [Laughter] that's happened way too many times man jesus come here buddy oh you [ __ ] no poison oh [ __ ] a manic cool i'll use that saves me a couple bombs thanks game there we go man dude i bet there's like a secret door in here or something never even thought about that and it doesn't look like it obviously there's this door just got no idea how to use it all right well let's get out of here we'll check to see if there's anything in the back nope pardon me i guess we just go like this okay i think we're done i have time again high time for hive time [Music] got him just don't even want it active not even available to get me ah whoops didn't realize that would happen uh so if i i might as well just do this it's way easier okay i do want to go get the royal jelly that's a good idea but it depends on how difficult the hive is to navigate that works it's the be monkey combo stage let's see feels like i got a lot of the bees already let's go take a peek enjoy that oh man oh she mad [Music] uh hmm that's pretty difficult yeah that's not really doable no jelly for me ooh paste though oops there we go [Music] sweet all right we'll go ahead and just clear that got him i think that's the whole stage we're good nothing we do have boots this time thankfully specifically spike boots which is going to help us to clear these tiki men easier that could be a problem and i like the way he's coming up helipack huh i'm gonna destroy this so he can't climb that anymore or just kill them sure i can't drop the paste bombs anymore unfortunately which is something i used to rely on a lot in situations like that hey parsley huh yeah that's a bit of a death pit there isn't it already a minute burned not feeling great about this i need these guys to shoot at each other hey there we go that's one more dead i think actually you know what i should be able to manipulate this to my advantage pretty well there we go wait for it again where'd he go he's found his own new way i guess oh [ __ ] we're good we're good we're good oh geez oh geez okay easy does it that's not good either that's not gonna work i gotta stick with what i'm doing there we go all right all right i'm out of there we just got to accept that there's been no blip oh boy take her easy i want that guy dead beautiful same here nice parsnip has the puff hey girl okay i don't like that i'm gonna go another way and then let's see we go i think i'm gonna find the black market okay never let mind do this because it is really close to here oh boy i'm gonna have to get him aren't i there we go that was an old-school shopkeeper kill i don't know where the hell it is though i'm rich oh i can see it duh there we go great oh they're already up to no good over here i want you to fall down please you know what i'm not even gonna bother with you this is my play this is my play got a dead dog already so that makes my job easier [Music] apparently nothing explosive over there either dead shopkeep another dead shopkeep let him come down come on i bet if i threw a bomb right at that edge might have set yang but that's fine [Music] we just accept that we have to kill everybody [Music] oh he's actually not upset i'm surprised i guess it's climbing glove time i don't really want them but whatever all right got a bomb bag in there that i'd like to preserve let's see hmm there we go compass more bombs let's just here this will be easy if we just [Music] if we just bomb like here just keep him over here for a second there we go he did [Music] he's done it good good good good good good i don't like seeing you right away though make sure i don't get si or uh caught off guard by these last guys oh [ __ ] he was hiding in there there we go just in case there's a bear trap okay now we just get through the last freaking jungle level man that's all we gotta do that's it okay oh that would have been a good opportunity oh well got one pretty sure several of these bullets are getting through to them okay oh there's another dead one oh boy that was close all right we're good alter i knew it oh yeah so many guns skippy santoro thank you very much for your resubscription by the way we'll come on back and appreciate you oh god damn it gotta shoot him real quick i've got a minute elapsed on the clock already here [Music] i want this kapala though i gotta get this guy too let's just bomb them oops there we go there we go i'm getting there dude minute 48 elapsed there we go now we got to get out just gotta get out i'll go for another parsnip sister [Music] parmesan all right come on damn you okay the exit is on the left 230 elapsed we bomb for that there's so much more to sacrifice but we're gone i'm out of here oh there's so much more i'm so disappointed that we're not gonna get to do this damn it we could get so invigorated here but we're off to olmec doing well with the olmec fights tonight huh super horse blue thanks for the gifted sub appreciate it come on into the pile oh damn they really like it when you rescue all three thanks guys all right don't get crushed don't get crushed all right um you know what it's been so consistent doing the fast almex tracks let's just do it again why not the worst part of this was always him spawning random enemies now that he doesn't do that it's easy peasy now it's time to stretch and hydrate [Music] now we stand up and make sure that our bodies don't develop blood clots oh there we go there we go don't jinx it maybe on a patch you'll see respawn enemies yeah i guess that's possible now i'll enjoy the simplicity the soul neck fight seems pretty straightforward now i'm definitely gonna head back to the temple i think we're getting a lot of a lot of good experience there all right he's unfortunately destroyed the part of the ladder i need to be able to bump up against but i think it'll still work even though we're right here we'll find out soon i think it might be a little high yeah i don't think it's working i can go right there though maybe this will do it i do you got to be concerned about him potentially bombing me here though oh he's gone okay all the way down sweet oh we didn't actually make a lot of headway here though we could probably just do fast olmec again let's let's find out oh we can't okay that's fun that's new i like that oh boy oh boy oh boy fun new olmec fight man um we got quite a bit of this already blown out there let's just uh finish that off that'll do no go away yeah we'll finish this sucker off over here and go like boom boom good enough that ought to work go for a swim buddy oh [ __ ] no come on just a little bit right there a little bit right here no you [ __ ] all right now we got it hooray we've done it doing real well on olmec tonight good stuff all right so many scarabs dude nice job there thanks feels good i think i'm playing well tonight let's do it you know we got 34 bombs maybe now's the time to try to find weddle's door or wattles [Music] woofles cause i bet if we were to just like do this and get close try a couple more yeah cool hey it's waddler i can carry you right i'm deeper into the caves for you cool man if i had an item to give you i'd do it but that's awesome good to know you're here all right waddler you're my best buddy i kinda wanna shoot at you i gotta be honest wildlife part of me really wants to know what happens when i shoot at you i'm not going to do it though i got a run to go on yeah waddler song's a bop though isn't it hang on let's go enjoy that a little bit more now you pointed that out ah never mind too hard takes too much effort let's go temple time all right sharp eyes out for the smashy blocks man those are the most lethal thing events in this entire goddamn area like the bear traps of the temple oh altar don't mind if i do i'm gonna grab this hired help and then up angry mummy there we go let's see i'm just not even gonna bother with you [ __ ] okay i got the sorceress there we go oh goodness is there a necromancer around there is you really got to prioritize them or get rid of the corpses that's probably a good way to get rid of them [Music] can't do nothing when you don't have any corpses to work with there's anubis oh [ __ ] [Music] all right we gotta go get that guy we got the resources to do it i just want to be careful i don't know what else is here oh god he's just sitting there though he's poisoned there we go [Music] got him anub is down okay [Music] uh let's see i'm gonna make this easier and then we're gonna [ __ ] like that [Music] damn it just made this kind of hard i think i'm better off if i just i'm gonna i'm gonna use my abundance of bombs here to my advantage absolutely because i just want to clear out a space so i can just shoot at him okay there we go good [ __ ] all right no other necromancers right i'm gonna sacrifice a [ __ ] necromancer how does that make you feel huh i bet cauli's kind of confused by that like yeah okay i guess i'll take this it's a little weird oh [ __ ] yep nope we're good oh jeez wow okay i don't like that she's just gonna keep spawning enemies i guess we gotta deal with that [ __ ] [Music] there we go [Music] that did not set that off that didn't either there we go [Music] [ __ ] it yeah nice perfect oh we could do this oh never mind i'm just doing it [ __ ] it i'm out let's go yes yes the night is a success city of gold [Music] legendary yeah i think i got to read the entry here a legendary place to all treasure hunters every brick is made from solid gold yeah emote only is a very good idea thank you [Music] oh no no no no son of a [ __ ] oh damn it i'm glad i have so many ropes oh boy yeah don't do that don't get crushed oh man the city you go i bet i could get him to teleport into this wally right here no other way [ __ ] [Music] ooh an altar oh with an ox sacrifice herself to the encalter it must be done it can and will be done after i get rid of my parachute what i'm a spooky ghost now oh [ __ ] 4-3 complete oh oh a desert of ash and fire burning beneath an eternal blood moon the domain of the god osiris i'm so glad no one spoiled this for me yes yes i found it i did it before you could tell me about it ha i win [Laughter] yes all right here we go oh that is eerie this is already the greatest dude look at that blood moon in the back and the pyramid oh my god what the [ __ ] is that oh this is scary what ropes don't work here oh wait no it's not no it just doesn't work what the hell oh he mad all right ropes don't work here one sponge punch i want to kill one so i can get the journal entry dammit a terrifying underworld demon who eats the hearts of unclean souls causing them to die a second death because i've already died of course anything that kills me in here is killing me again wait for it okay okay holy [ __ ] can't go that way i'm assuming there's probably a ghost in here i don't necessarily have reason to believe there's not i'm trying to go a little quicker now what the [ __ ] dude bombs is good holy [ __ ] go go go go go one minute left there's so many snakes in here oh sweet oh i don't trust that i don't trust that at all ugh thank you thank you for the gift oh come on a great snake god who slithers tirelessly through duat with scales of flint and a stomach full of hot ash and it munched me i was at the top how do you know when that thing's gonna come how do you know where it's gonna be don't tell me but oh man wow what an incredible run oh my god that's amazing we gotta get back there we gotta get back there holy [ __ ] okay let's do it yeah this is if you've gotten this far without spoiling me you're gonna make it the rest of the goddamn way no freaking spoilers y'all please we are closing in on some greatness here oh jesus okay why did i not think that with all right here we go thank you for the bits you all appreciate it thank you for the cheers thank you for the support that place was pretty incredible yeah i'm so excited about that man that's so cool game's good game's real good why not why not a little bit of eggplant fun we did it eggplant tug thanks for the resub welcome on back seven months appreciate you yeah no eggplant song unfortunately we got a poison arrow get some fanciness okay i gotta use another one that's okay probably worth it let me get the gun three traps right there holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh that was stupid all right better get the diamond anyway there we go all right this is a fine start just gotta get the eye there's the key for the eye where's the door oh [ __ ] there we go okay we're gonna just working along for the ride i guess i haven't seen the door yet hey whoa come on what a goddamn death all right that stinks but off the wall kills man those are tough all right we're out of here nothing crazy on one one get out of my way i'm so impatient now i want to get back man i want to get back so bad oh well that's not going to do it whoops i wasn't a great shop anyway not big not a big deal that's what impatience gets you in spelunky though couple real quick deaths i think they're gonna have dlc for this game i doubt it that's not that kind of game well i could be wrong [Music] i wouldn't mind being wrong one bit that'll work i guess oh god what's wrong with me just keep disrespecting the minds that's my problem no respect for this place well not a bit hmm you know what i think my best play is to bomb the end of his shop and just get him to walk out that's gonna be the best play let's do it and he'll just drop down there and then i'll get all the stuff great all right good don't like the darkness obviously so let's fix that call it good here uh he is right there there we go all right oh my god the frantic music really adds to the chaos feeling here [Music] all right we're out the audi speed run strats boys you know what oh a key and our damsel huh he's a bomb for that oh my god oh my god it's so beautiful hello welcome how are you doing good to have you thanks for being here my name's bear taffy i like spelunky too so much i'm playing it when i'm not supposed to be i'm supposed to be resting i've been streaming too much you're supporting bad habits [Music] that kind of worked um actually i could just bomb through here because it works out for me anyway yeah let's just do that and then grab this thing this is gonna be tough still because i don't have any oh wait i bet i could do this no hold on welcome to the afro rob thanks very much for your uh subscription welcome to the pile enjoy badging emails thank you for the support go get him that was dumb that was so stupid i think it worked no i shouldn't be rewarded for this this is terrible play wow all right we'll take it if it's stupid and it works it's not stupid exactly oh boy well this is stupid this is very stupid there we go he's gonna [ __ ] die isn't he hold on he's gonna walk on those spikes he might oh no he just keeps jumping in that pattern though shoot shoot your friend oh hold on i can just go bye [Music] wow was crash it was not bad it actually had like some really uh interesting new mechanics that they were playing around with it reminded me a lot of the uh crash of old i'm kind of looking forward to it i think i might get it whoops oh [ __ ] whoa jesus you know what all right that'll work okay um i'm just gonna make that easy come on go over there there you go who needs a gun not me but i do need boots pretty bad what all right uh hit me [Music] whoops well that worked i guess there we go sorry i just had to do it oh man wow that sucks somebody put one of your turkeys in the spike pit man i don't know who did it [Music] it wasn't me [Music] there we go yeah i could get a power pack sure why not it's been fun i like the power pack you know what let's go volcano let's go volcano for a run i'm gonna bring a freeze rate of volcano let's do it hey doggo ah we just got a bomb here don't we yeah gets us down there anyway that's probably better boom come here buddy we're gonna get a lot of points here there's our boots and then we'd find them eventually now we got to get ourselves a couple more bodies somewhere [Music] i guess we could go on to the next stage actually i don't necessarily have to get him here there's the key there it is now i wish i had a shotgun ah man i wonder if i can get him over on some spikes or something there are spikes there i got the bombs for this oh [ __ ] there we go yeah that works come here buddy [Music] there we go [Music] oh this hasn't been set off or it has it there we go [Music] do do thank you for your diligent work y'all i know it's been tough keeping us spoiler free in here big ups to the mods thank you guys oh do i want to use another rope oh god uh it is a shopkeeper body it's probably worth it [ __ ] that's my last rope though i shouldn't do it i shouldn't do it damn it all right all right ah you know we probably keep the cape not the cape the power pack chad has to go in timeout again why being so naughty tonight chad why can't you just be a good chat be a bear bongo chat so you can still you can still bear bongo and emote only i don't think i've ever frozen this dude this will be fun good way to get the bombs too oh you can't you actually can't bear bongo and emote only [ __ ] that's a shame oh my god i wonder why that's weird let's just go this way i really put myself in a position here haven't i a bad one i also wanted to go to volcano i completely forgot oh well wait for it there we go he's out of there i got pretty damn far in the uh in duat i i felt like i was nearing the end but i got munched at the last moment yeah i guess chad's been spoilery i thankfully haven't been exposed to too much of it [Music] oh please don't murder me thank you oh god damn it oh bees fun oink oink wait for it i only got one rope here so i'm a little concerned going into this place there's one up there would like the royal jelly come here where they at oh god come on he's done it yes saved it saved it [ __ ] [Laughter] it took like four hits okay totally it has a net gain of two right worth it okay oh man i just i really need to get a shotgun this freezer is not cutting it [Music] whoops whoopsie triple kill okay no blips another alter can make this work gonna get that boy it's gonna be a little annoying oh we got a blip [Music] wait for it okay shove there's little bits at a time here little blips little blips almost got them you lost your buddy you can't be independent can't act on your own okay we know we've got our blips over here definitely want to try to get this body sacrificed where is this thing you know it actually might be good now let's just go ahead and go through here because i'm pretty sure it's like right here or something over here where is it at oh man i'm pretty sure it's just like dead center of all this so one bomb ought to get us what there heck is this thing is it over this way hmm oh god really i think it's in there two bombs doesn't get us there we're about i was so confused it is in here but i just missed it oh god taking some silly damage there we go he's got three two there we go i'm getting the gun [ __ ] it might as well now okay good i gotta go get the uh clover real quick okay now i have one bomb so this is such a risk to not go this way but i'm gonna do it i think yeah i'm gonna do this i think this will be better because i can do that [Music] good i just blow that up just keep firing i have no bombs right now which is a big issue come on over we got the right cycles here all the time come on [Music] [ __ ] are you interested in taking a lift to me so i can get wasted um i guess so yeah i mean i put me on the spot there oh no [Music] let me get like one or two more in here i'm addicted i know i should be prioritizing my wife while i'm live on a twitch stream but let's be honest i've got a pretty serious case of spelunkitis one more good one one more one more solid attempt all right sure yeah it sounds good babe [Music] i'll get us back in action i love how calm it is when i kill him with a freeze ray it's almost like i didn't just murder someone where's our door where's the right door oh is that it right up there isn't it yep okay oh it's right there that's easy yeah pretty good one two here huh getting what we need early on might even get another shop let's go check on uh the exit here looks like we should be able to get the damsel too there we go all right let's do it maximum value baby there's another shop there's some ropes that's good ah that's not that helpful it's literally nothing boom [Music] okay there we go that's a pretty clear path to get out might as well just go take advantage of it now yep i'm out bear bongo you're free you can do it this time good oh [ __ ] there we go all right gotta get him to roll this way buddy okay one shot and he got to get moving is he dead yay cool no that is a good amount of bear bongos there that's a nice sight to see that's a lot of bear bongos okay now we gotta go we're back we're back baby oh there's our paste you gotta get that let's save a bomb on this too actually shouldn't be too bad i might even fall through the middle it'll probably be a little easier [Music] never mind just gotta jump on it a couple of times wait for the leap there we go there we go good lord resilient son of a [ __ ] there we go okay paste is fantastic we can get a lot done with paste some boots would be a good next step some blips would be nice too that should be a fairly easy shopkeeper kill so naturally survive it somehow oh that's how yeah whatever all right moon challenge let's do it one of these days i'm to accidentally shoot her caveman shop i could probably get there i'd be pissing him off again though i can only ever make him angry dude he is selling health i know yeah it's actually useful [Music] cool oh there was an arrow trap in there dastardly dude [Music] we just use this i guess there we go cool [Music] nothing else over there i find it every time thank you bear trap all right feeling like we would have seen a blip i don't think i don't think i missed it on this one uh where you're good to go right there there we go yeah i don't think i i just i i know the bow's always there i know it's there 100 of the time i just always think it's weird that i end up cutting to it every single time i get into the moon challenge i just also find it noteworthy because i never ever want to have it because i think it sucks it's a terrible weapon oh there's our blip where was it though oh boy it's over here that was smart it's right by me okay let's do it i'm pretty early on in this one still but it's a good time to go there's your clover okay [Music] they are angry at us already but they haven't been aggroed yet so this is good let's go have a peek real quick at what's actually in the other shop here too [Music] that is maybe bombs but probably not okay so we can just blow that up because we already have a jet pack let's just go ahead and shoot down the chasm i guess [Music] you need to go away buddy okay good okay don't repeat yesterday's mistakes not yesterday last run [Music] a bunch of ropes in there don't really mean a lot jesus that was close oh man [Music] a little nerve wracking oh bombs need those [Music] all right we're doing good he's the last guy again so tell you what new approach to this first we get our buddy let him do his thing for a second put that there and then make it real easy [Music] nice all right we're doing it two minutes on the clock still here too there's our spike shoes [Music] see if we get in there and a good lots of resources though this is looking good and we didn't get climbing gloves hooray how nice stick with our shoddy for now i had a feeling he was flying around over there i don't like this i just have to hook a bomb oh that's unfortunate it's like the worst place that could have gone there we go let's do it let's go get monty actually hold on i have indeed gotten a single w and it felt so glorious we've made a lot of progress toward the well what i perceive to be the path toward the true ending now though which feels great too that works i guess but don't you say a goddamn word about it worth a rope there man this is a lot of mess here that reset the bear trap looks like if if it bounces maybe then it gets reset okay let's bomb through here hey parmesan nice to see you it's just gonna be a lot easier if i just make a path especially if i well um oh there we go no keep going that way go over here in fact i think we're good yeah i'm out of here ladies and gentlemen we're back to olmec on a pretty good run nice this will definitely be worth it sweet and let's go see what parmesan had for us all right thanks for that come on down to the next phase of the olmec fight oh there's a camera in there oh yeah that's funny all right get your hydration in get your stretching done here we go we're on to something we're doing it yeah bear dance is a good stretch that's a good way to stretch out all the way around i like to stand up and just occupy as much fate and as much space as physically possible just spread your arms and legs ah just occupy space that was a little scary [ __ ] he's destroying the whole damn stage sql oh i haven't been live the whole time that would be that'd be a hell of a broadcast for me no we took we took a several hour break for me to take a little nappy poo we have been streaming a lot lately though all right so i can't even actually do it there so i better do it here oh damn you i am i'm actually breaking my curfew yeah my wife has been trying to force me to rest more and i just want to play the damn game so much i'm so addicted pizza cake i think it's the twitch prime while going into the pile this is a little weird i didn't realize he could just destroy that and just keep on going to the other side that makes sense though i bet he could crush you underneath or like above him by going up like that into one of the tiles that had been destroyed i bet that's a possibility all right as soon as he does this last little cycle here there we go there we go he's probably basically made a hole for himself already somewhere like right here almost almost there buddy hold on we just got to get that last little corner bit you just give me a little ride real quick okay over get here corner grab the gems because why not a little wealthy he's got a self-preservation instinct yeah all right good stuff victory push-ups let's do it yay man we've been getting here pretty consistently today this feels great i'm happy nah it's too early for you but only i'm sure we'll go back there at some point though enjoy your freedom for now if we get into duet again you know damn well we're gonna do it i don't want no part of that place spoiled for me not one little bit yeah honestly this version of olmec is pretty simple if you've got good equipment but that you know that stands true for just about anything in spelunky things are made a lot easier by virtue of having all the items okay temple time i am very curious oh look no okay i guess that answers my question for me i was wondering if there'd be another lava pit underneath the lava pit like in the first game or if it would be like an endless abyss like in the first game but it doesn't look like it looks like they've got the impassable blocks down there all right let's do it temple time alls we gots to do is kill anubis get the scepter make it to 4-2 no problem no problem it's a dead necromancer that's good there's anubis let's see first of all i'm going to destroy that he's awake ready for the snipes ready for the snipes that's the biggest threat you got to move up for me there we go yes all right yeah he got he got jacked he was working on his fitness for the last eight years i'm just taking this nice and slow dude nice and slow we are at the bottom already though which means the door has got to be on the right that's fine we destroy these because i don't like them and then we hit him with a scepter and run yes so good we're through 4-1 off the 4-2 i've got a singular objective and there it is love it when they make it easy on me let's go three second stage city of gold [Music] oh man that's great all right is it a speed run huh yeah no kidding [Music] all right gonna give me that leprechaun i wonder if sacrificing anything else on this does like it has like a special that just seems normal i guess i kind of want to investigate the rest of the city of gold too just to see what's going on but i also totally want to just get this done hmm i don't think i can bring my gun through with me even if i were able to get one again four pots of gold oh [ __ ] make a lot of money in there hmm i don't even want to bother oh new character dude we gotta get that we gotta get that [Music] let's kill this mummy [Music] whoops [ __ ] that'll help us to get there anyway not to mention i'm getting all this money dude oh there's money this is the random pot of gold oh is that how you say that a monk with bright golden skin by challenging his mind and body he's trying to find peace in a chaotic universe let's go dude look at all this money by him sorry bud i'm wealthy he's whipping me i'm dying he killed me al killed me [Music] why [Music] that sucks this frightening tomb lord emerges from its eternal slumber to protect the temple from trespassers i can't believe he killed me man it's so sad well can't do this anymore obviously i love that that is actually how you do it but you do have to sacrifice yourself and they make it so obvious with the ankh thing here too that's great i like that a lot well buddy guess what you just earned yourself he's still trying to kill me dude why [Music] you know what i think i actually have to end here because i have been called away although well i don't know man i don't think i want to i want to keep playing but i don't know i guess we should probably put a button on it i can't believe he killed me that's so sad we obviously had our situation set up pretty well there whatever you want oh elise approves she's giving us the thumbs up i do really want to do one more babe and i think we could get right back to there and we could use our friend a you aka the atomic symbol for gold i'm just now realizing how clever best wife yeah everybody say thanks to elise for allowing us to continue here we go she's got yeah she's got more drank anyway she's busy oh shiny 35 that's pretty good i'll take those odds oh yeah oh yeah new grooves we're getting so many new places whoa hold on i can't wait to eat some more royal jelly what [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] you can go outside [Music] you can go to the ship [Music] seated runs unlocked oh my god oh there's a little hut out here cool dude [Music] this is awesome oh inside the ship we're in the ship there's a little key in there what we got going on inside here hold on i'm i'm getting up close to the screen there's all kind of jumbled cables and parts and [ __ ] on the bottom several widgets and gadgets oh how fun dude [Music] that's great all right i love this man [Music] that's so seamless too this is so good new shortcut coming soon [Music] all right man let's do it i know all the little animals that you get from all the new areas it's so good this game is so excellent it's so freaking top-notch i love it man so sparkly [Music] all right we know we got a good run in us we got a 30 chance to win for god's sake that's pretty damn good okay there we go 35 even man yeah we are just might as well be a guarantee oh come on okay here's our door oh man i think we just use a bunch of resources here go like that i had a feeling he'd have a gold rope that's fun sweet there we go oh come on that'll be enough i guess that'll do all right we got to do well on this doxie how's it going good to see you like just the bomb boxes man they're such a such a freaking mystery to me but i'll take what i can get really really want to try to get ourselves a kapala early here we're on to something good but i think that's probably about what we can sacrifice that horned lizard would be pretty tough to get back all the way i hate this i'm just gonna use a bomb so we got extras [Music] oh no doxy the game is so much harder this this game is so hard everybody's dying yeah we're not gonna worry about sacrificing anything else we're good that's a fine start wishing this was on pc already i know yeah i can't wait either honestly it's gonna be even better on pc that was dumb all right i have one hp let's be smart let's not throw this away hmm just to make sure this mole is gonna be a pain in the ass as always good um we just go ahead and bomb there too in my mind i'm pretty sure i should just create an easier path and then let's see if we can shotgun jump back up here we can do this oh boy and then i think i just wanna i'm gonna do a bomb right there oh that didn't work [ __ ] hmm we can do this that'll work and then enough space in this little area i should get them eventually there we go okay i think the dog actually made it to the door facial air thanks for the five months welcome on back to the pile appreciate you oh it's bear bongo time it's bear bongo time baby and apparently he did not make it to the door i thought he did okay okay do not jump on his head you don't have spike shoes public static thank you very much for your subscription appreciate it that's fine no that's not fine [ __ ] you gotta be kidding god damn it go go go go go we just gotta run just gotta get out oh [ __ ] okay good oh i do want paste he'll get himself killed here this should bounce off there eventually you gotta use probably a rope to get the uh actual product here though oh come on dude just help me out or just do this this is fine too i guess okay that's paced ladies and gentlemen he's got paste uh don't hit me thank you he's just chilling there we go good three bombs in my mind or sorry three ropes wouldn't be worth it if i wasn't able to get up here organically that's a little weird uh nothing good all right that's a dead shopkeeper pretty sure okay 2-1 complete let's go find that market [Music] altar over here i think maybe yep oh [ __ ] i didn't even realize i was there all right let's go let's go got a blip wait for it there we go this is let's go check this first of all hey parsley oh wait yeah we can just see where the black market is too it's gonna be is that it no it's gonna be where is it there it is right side bottom right way down there so i gotta go a little further a actually bit further let me go to this okay it's like right here somewhere where is it it's on this maybe i think i gotta go like that oh man how have i lost it so much wait no is it there how the hell have i lost it so much i had i saw the damn door right here no up higher yeah it's up higher i think it's up there there we go okay y'all i know i know it sounds like these are questions they're not it's just a man thinking aloud i'm figuring it out on my own thank you providing commentary crazy concept pop bop bop this is the michael ale fox strategy by the way tried and true ah they blew up the bombs already so we might as well just start shooting them i think in a minute i'm just gonna blow up all the bombs aren't you jesus who cares we didn't need them [Music] no need no stinking bombs plus there's more down there anyway all right this is terrifying this is just an undesirable setup here another one dead good anything i can see drop down is favorable to me obviously there we go good stuff [Music] all right i need a cape or a jet pack or something something to throw on the back that'll work there boy down here well we're good oh zero bombs man that's a bummer nope [Music] pitcher's mitt i don't really need it but i'll take it all right we're gonna do the same strategy we did last time for this guy go ahead and bomb that [Music] let him come over that way [Music] there we go all right we are low on time i gotta move holy [ __ ] i just realized that [Music] sorry dog i gotta go i'm not even gonna worry about the pitcher's mitt kill him i see him running around kill him he's dead okay we're good we've done it another scary situation another very scary situation good we got a straight shot down to the exit here we're taking it you're absolutely taking it there's no reason to stay around oh that's an inconvenient setup yet again oh good that was nice okay let's go actually thought that was the uh end of the jungle there damn there we go i feel protected okay here we go nope no thanks go away i don't get rid of you i want to deal with this son of a [ __ ] i could just do that and ignore him completely oh boy that's scary that's very scary i want him over here thank you full move buddy there you go that's how you do it that sounded gross enough to have done the job we have a shop over there i'm curious about though i think i can get this guy to do the same thing he's more than likely going to try to take the ropes up but okay with that i've got tons of time in this stage too so i better i better abuse that see ya it's nothing good nothing good maybe that was a power pack i don't even care i'll keep the cape i'm out we're back to freaking olmec can you believe it just on fire tonight 35 chance i'm just gonna go ahead and do it [ __ ] [Music] it i'm still on i'm still here i'm still kicking and we'll take this opportunity while he's doing his business down there to go see what's upstairs in fact i'm probably gonna just start doing this from now on this is a much better idea this is smart whoops there we go oh come on lame what about bear dance though i mean we do need a little bit of bear dance well we got the time for it i mean it's especially important that we let him do his business down there while we've got only five bombs i gotta make sure i don't get screwed over by that yeah so we're just gonna hang out up here for a bit i'm gonna do a bear dance oh if only i had a webcam and i could show you my horrible attempts at an actual bear dance i'll probably break my [ __ ] arms or something i can't move that fast anymore i'm gonna tear a ligament [Music] do the sprinkler roll man i can still do that i can pull that one off i can do the three dances you learn as a white mormon kid going to high school the sprinkler did you like you got your lasso move right you got your one where you you do a fake lasso over the head and you throw it at your friend and then you like pretend to drag him toward you and if you got a good enough friend they're really good at like acting like they're getting dragged along you got your shopping cart for sure you know you're just like reaching on the shelves grabbing stuff put it in that's not even a dance move that's that's the whitest dance move imaginable dude that shit's just lazy legally that's not a dance move yeah i don't think that actually fits the qualification what's the fish you gotta educate me what's the fish oh i know that well enough chill ray what's an illegal dance a bear dance every single one you've done i've told the cops you're all going to jail see you losers oh damn it well that's inconvenient maybe he'll vomit for us yeah probably not i guess i just oh jesus that could have been bad so wait where is he actually he is oh there we go okay now he's made a path oh my god look how gently he laid that there it's like he deliberately wanted to not a good old dab sure yeah the sticks had me in the first half jesus game blows all the floors away ah hilarious come on now time to go down olmec you done you figured that out yet where'd you go oh oh god he really did destroy the whole floor didn't he he's dead wow sweet all right they seem to give you a lot more time to uh get up on olmec's head in that situation which i appreciate not to mention giving it or putting the doorway in places where it's accessible just about no matter what you do there we go yay all right back to the temple hey buddy you know what you'll come with you can come along i do need my gun though so hang on let me make sure i can get that i'll put my gun by the exit and then i'll come get you sound good buddy [Music] as long as i can put my gun by the exit yeah we're good oh get it get the rope grab the rope i can't get the rope oh that sound when he deploys a rope is so interesting dang we gotta do fancy ropes that's that's a fun sound i like that there we go all for you buddy all right we're back man tonight's been real consistent feels good she's not in a good spot [Music] all right only five bombs we gotta be real careful about that i think she's probably not even gonna get smashed i'm gonna trigger both of these to go up this way now she's just good to go let's see look at this rope actually i might just drop there we go wow i nearly got poison okay we're good good good good there's a new bessette i like this necromancer there you are okay let's see oops i think i'm gonna go ahead and bomb here so that i can shoot anubis from the side it's gonna be a lot safer i don't necessarily want to aggro him but i guess it's kind of unavoidable right now let me do this to make it easy there we go there we go all right for me it's all about getting back to the city of gold and sacrificing myself right now so if i gotta spend a couple of extra bombs to do that and so be it however could try that i hope that works i think it did oh they even got the croc with that hell yeah hey bud big poppy welcome back for 10 months thank you very much let's go let's go god [ __ ] i was ready i was trying to trigger the [ __ ] thing [Music] i got a ghost jar off that really oh come on that's all [ __ ] all right [Music] [ __ ] you specific revenge against that guy even though he immediately got necromanced back to life [Music] oh down to here okay ah okay whatever oh [ __ ] i hate this dude good the iframes baby let's go ah holy [ __ ] okay here we go i'm gonna wait on that hold on a second a better situation in a sec good at least they don't like deflect bullets and i felt like they might do that i got sniped damn how much damage did that do was i have full hp was that four to zero i only did two okay oh well that was an unfortunate temple ending for that let's just get back there it'll be easy it'll be easy [Music] all right fine 35 chance every time i mean those are good odds except that last one that didn't count there we go not going to bed not yet not done yet oh my god maybe i should i've been really consistent tonight so i feel like i had to take advantage i'm getting to olmec really frequently i'm in the pacific time zone so it's only 10 o'clock here it's not that late no i'm not supposed to pick up my wife she's fine she's got the car she's being responsible she's out of friends they're just hanging um i'm just gonna bomb out of here i guess kind of desperately hope for a good shop to show up thanks [Music] appreciate it you just gotta ask sometimes let me get my doggo you just get out of here god damn it just gotta wait and whip three times all right brutal that's that's spelunky too for you baby you you gotta be ready to make those plays oh baby don't mind if i do thank you i'm getting the good stuff runs coming together i think we're getting out of here again do you have a mole above me or below me actually there it is i'm just gonna do that and then we got a dead shopkeeper hell yeah man this has been nice so far really nice bear bongo let's do it oh come on piece of crap that was almost bad okay nice and easy don't throw this one away the beating drums are just a unique song for this area good enough might get the damsel out of this maybe gonna make sure we go get the shopkeeper first okay that's not what i expected this could be bad oh there we go that's good oh [ __ ] oh that got scary okay i'm just not gonna worry about the dog here i think it's absolutely my in my best interest just to um leave although hold on a second oh never mind this is easy it's easy to die that is nice good joke bear [Music] hmm oh come on there you go that works we're getting there just gotta see a decent shop again or an altar or both [ __ ] okay here's our dog ah man here we go i also thought i was leaving for a little while there and then i just kept playing and here we are x amount of time later boop all right this shouldn't be too hard there we go see i didn't say it was gonna be easy i said it shouldn't be too hard that was that was the correct nomenclature that the game can respect he's awake bonk oh i can't even bring him through the ah damn it i guess that'll do for now i got the damsel sacrifice that's pretty good at least we got one one bomb left now though so we gotta be really concerned about that and hopefully be able to spike shoot quill back got our oojet eye though hey buddy oh do i do it i don't know if that's worth it i don't think it is it's a bad risk oh man now we got to make sure he gets out of there that was dumb oh i need those bombs [ __ ] i don't know how to get him out of that shop though it's gonna be hard hmm i might just bail on this whole stage i don't know this mole being here is making they're making things way worse too i want him to get out of there i feel like it's possible not the way he's bouncing around oh my god [Laughter] all right i think i got like one more in me i'm starting to feel my skills slipping it's getting a little late i've been a couple questionable moves here yeah the old classic one more right i know [Music] i think i am ramping up [Music] in ego oh [ __ ] there we go that's the good stuff this is where dreams are born and then go to die immediately whoops i'll do this go ahead and do your thing down there and we are very very close already so much so that i probably want to go ahead and kill yang although i've had my goofs with that nice set of goofs with that decision worked just fine that time though a couple turkeys ought to do it i think just tame it to make it easier [Music] oh hang on there we go well heck of a start pretty happy with that oh man wow turkey man actually had some stuff i could sacrifice more but i'm good getting the kapala early on has been plenty we've got our endless source of hp now and we love that i love that i'll grab a turkey too why not and kill it awesome all right we're good only on one three holy [ __ ] i don't even have the eye yet oh boy another very good shop let's see probably just want to go ahead and let this guy run out which means i'm going to bomb there didn't mean to do that that's okay oh that's a bad bomb too whoops [ __ ] that up that's okay if i let him come out [Music] hmm okay i didn't need those anyway i didn't have much of a much of an approach there oh no need for that usually there's kind of a shortcut there isn't it there we go okay oh come on invincible moles get out of here i think you're lickings i'm so gonna get sniped here i can just i can tell i can feel it come on dude get up here there we go wait for the next one or not just take his gun run away and play bear bongos sweet oh that was silly got the health back though good old kapala on 1-2 man this thing's a lot better all right do we do we go volcano on the last run of the day no i think we got a i don't know i mean we get we get the yonk no matter what we do right don't don't actually answer that question i suppose it's worth finding out um i want to go black market again i need some more mobility i've only got oh god i really only got the kapala to make this run good like i've got a shotgun obviously for now and a decent amount of bombs but i gotta get some more stuff okay there we go oh boy ah we're good it'll just be a little bit of a little bit of dancing he could jump up to me though there we go let's do it give me this market i want it ah that doesn't help or do we need to use the key there i'm not gonna worry too much about collecting all the blood we got a decent amount of health already the difference between like 4 and 10 is kind of not that huge [Music] there we go well it's six let's want to be literal with you if the difference is six there we go i think we're done in here i want to give it one look to see if there's a blip on the other side but that doesn't even seem necessary yeah we're good i'm out nope moon challenge oh that's inconvenient go away there we go let's do it bear dance oh i'm gonna get pace too cool oh i have it oh no she didn't like that well that was a waste waste for paste it doesn't matter if i use the whole thing now she gone nope [ __ ] ah whoa her arrow's gone oh oh my god she disappeared holy [ __ ] how spooky spooky dude okay i did not see blips here either we've investigated a good deal of the stage i feel like we would have gotten it okay looks like he's gone i'm out of here no need to do that i want you dead goodbye there we go [Music] parsnip hey pal blip i heard you where's that is it maybe up here over this way no it doesn't look like it i think it's going to be is it in the bottom left corner i don't think so either i'm going to check this though [Music] that was close and it actually is oh my god oh god very glad i didn't blow up the ghost jar there we found it okay [Music] clover first always clover first [Music] oh boy get to work here pretty effective man i gotta say it's pretty effective [Music] oh damn that could have been something good i need like a jet pack or something oh my god i'm afraid i'm gonna blow that up [Music] come on down guys oh you got it you gotta help me out at some point here i think i'm gonna have to use a bomb that ought to do it nope it did not damn it oh god [ __ ] oh boy got him [Music] okay use those bombs for sure ropes are good too [Music] pretty much the same situation we had last time right no they blew him up again god damn it son of a [ __ ] they did kill each other though that was convenient [Music] all right we got some we got some decent stuff out of that no boots though god damn that sucks zero boots [Music] oh well [Music] come here buddy for a little ride over there [Music] that's a dead shopkeep that's more blood for me and that's 10 hp there we go oh god one more level oh my god what the [ __ ] they did it again i was ready that time that was the difference gotcha okay good that's sack [Music] what she's back what the [ __ ] she got a shotgun no no oh my god she got munched she's still alive we got to get the boomerang boy first i think oh god this is insane okay never attack her that is very obvious there's a mistake big mistake big mistake go away i recognize i've done wrong she's disappeared again dude [ __ ] hey parmesan gotta wait for it sweet go get the other shopkeeper don't bust open the ghost jar i'm very close to invigoration i'm gonna do it awesome that's why we get the extra hp from homes like that go away piece of crap there we go oh crate i'll bomb for these i gotta get out of here soon we'll do this and then get the crate out of it too nice good stuff i'm gone we're back to goddamn olmec again crushing it tonight consistency baby welcome to the bear pile mildly impolite thank you very much for your subscription appreciate it enjoy badge and emotes i'm just not realizing i need to do this differently because i don't have any uh oh without oh no this is actually way harder okay hold on a second we got to do this different without cape climbing gloves or any of that stuff this is made a little bit harder parachute helps i guess i already have one so we got to do a bomb approach here i think yeah pretty sure so ah man [Music] let's just do this yeah if he doesn't fit in there let's just make him fit make him fit don't allow for any kind of [ __ ] here we're on a good old mech run let's not waste it yeah we got a lot of ropes here at least no come on now we can get you in here i know we can let's do it come on work with me we got a lot of crates up there actually maybe i'll find something really lucky okay there we go all right let's let him get to work nice what was this [ __ ] i can't remember i'll just use a rope there it is ah burn my parachute luckily i have a backup one oh that doesn't work anymore that's odd totally worth it i can't make it [ __ ] there we go there we go okay we're good so now this is gonna be a little awkward still just kidding we found him i was literally just gonna say i gotta wait until he's underneath me again but he was just waiting for me so this is absolutely another situation where i want to let him do most of the work with only 14 bombs and not that good of mobility here in fact our mobility is pathetic right now we're we have nothing we have absolutely nothing we have a parachute that's it no cape no boots no jet pack no gloves yeah i guess technically shotguns mobility isn't it yeah let's add one tile of jumping how do you expect to get to olmec when he's in the lava i just want to ride on him ideally we're going to let him finish this last little wave here and then i'm going to go over to the ladder and shoot him down and hopefully we just ride them all the way home don't have to do anything ourselves yeah i got ropes too if i need them i got plenty of ropes all right buddy down to that sapphire after this pass get this job done there we go that did not do it so i'm a [ __ ] that's all right just gotta drop a quick rope over on the uh tide pool wall oop that could have been bad i think if i just go like this i don't know how to do it and you gotta be careful though yeah he's still up yeah having a ghost in here would be pretty bad for sure i think that got him nope he's still going that sucks damn oh well big f yeah that's tough that was a snipe and a half oh well that's gonna do it it's time for bed yeah that was the actual one more hey that was fun thanks for hanging out everybody oh man it's been wild to have so many people in all these streams thank you so much for watching it's been such a blast playing this game i've never like honestly i've never had more fun doing my job and i've got a pretty [ __ ] fun job this is great i'm so so grateful for this i'm looking forward to playing a bunch more

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Length: 227min 30sec (13650 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 24 2020