Best of Brooklyn 99 Unscripted Moments | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

know why you're so upset man I'm the one who had to come to this Backwater stink hole what's up little man what's up you feeling sexy huh yeah I feel sexy and you look sexy you know I do watch out for that door yo how much you bench seriously wow sweet setup what do you make here don't worry about it oh cool cool cool cool cool cool yeah stay man great thanks very cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool I love you love you too Amy Jake David and I both arrived an hour early we're sharing a french onion perhaps that's something the limo can't answer oh yeah the limo's back we finally get to ride in the limo now the limo is not for us this is something else oh no I'm being kidnapped we have your friend your me cities to find you is that a Serbian accent it is write that down for later oh let's see in six hours six hours please Jerry's so hungry Santiago I know that you hate Halloween but stick with me and I promise you you will love it can you magically make everyone kind sober and fully dressed kind sober and fully dressed good news everyone we found the name of Santiago sex tape I can't reschedule I have tickets to a Ted Talk on power poses and getting what you want by using your body oh I hope it doesn't get too sexual oh I hope it doesn't get too sexual title or sex tape but seriously what is taking so long also the title of your sex tape geek blast a cold air coming out of that box name of Amy's sex tape hey man come on not cool I don't even care that I missed it because right now I am holding my son and there's nothing more important in the world than that I have a video if you want to see it hear me hold this baby Rosa give me that phone give me that phone everyone wash your hands I'm gonna bind I need your help that's what friends are for well friends might be a bit of a stretch I mean you're a cannibal that ate six people nine and a half yep worse anyway here are my options a I keep pestering her mayor to tell me where the drugs are he realizes I'm a snitch and then he castrates me and kicks me to death that's not great what's option b i back off Romero never find out where the drugs are the warden tells everyone I'm a snitch and then Romero castrates me and kicks me to death both options sound a little castrated yeah that's what I keep bumping up against too well you know whenever I'm back into a corner I just do what I do best I drive across country Forge a new identity and then take a job as a camp counselor oh my God kill you're a genius I wouldn't say genius they can't ran a pretty extensive background check no not that you're past a straight up nightmare but I need to do what I do best be a cop work the case figure out where the drugs are on my own and you tell the ward and the Warren will bust Romero and Romero won't think I'm a snitch because he never told me where they are all right this is gonna be tough I'm really gonna have to thread the needle oh I got really good at threading needles back when you were making your skin suit I know look I like being friends with you but you have to stop bringing that up but we're friends runs a multi-agency counterterrorism drill the team from the dod had to drop out at the last minute thanks to our Stellar scores at last year's tactical Village and they want us to fill in we are the only non-federal agency ever invited to this event this is a huge opportunity and we are going to nail it nine nine yeah wait for it wait for it 901 Amy Santiago is officially late for the first time ever all right let's do this who's got theories uh alarm didn't go up all three alarms all with battery backup come on who wants to take this seriously she was taken in her sleep that's what I'm talking about super dark foil but way more plausible than the Sarge's idiotic alarm clock Theory I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting it's 9 A.M why is no one working Amy Santiago is a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why I like to play I'd say she's in line at the bank this is fun it is fun but you're all wrong she clearly slipped through a Subway grade and is having terrible sex with a mole man there she is Amy where have you been we've been worried sick do you care to explain yourself I'm 70 seconds late it's not a big deal don't worry about it San Diego you will tell us and you will tell us now there's a problem at the bank God damn you talking all this bags 68. that's not that old yeah but I was only 20 20. were you even a cop then no man it was before I got into the academy Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest no yes yes I am yeah oldest arrest 68 like I said God you had sex with a 68 year old when you were in your 20s you know how it is when you have a chance to bet an older woman no that is not an older woman that's an old woman that's someone's grandma she was actually that's how I met her grandson she had a replacement hit with some serious torque like having sex with a Transformer that is no one's fantasy [Music] all right foreign

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Keywords: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, brooklyn 99, b99, Stephanie Beatriz, Rosa Diaz, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, Detective Charles Boyle, Melissa Fumero, Detective Amy Santiago, Detective Jake Peralta, NBC, Terry Jeffords, Amy Santiago, Sitcom, Chelsea Peretti, Andre Braugher, Gina Linetti, Terry Crews, Joe Lo Truglio, brooklyn nine nine, brooklyn nine-nine mistakes, brooklyn 99 improvised lines, brooklyn 99 improv, brooklyn 99 unscripted, b99 improvised lines

Id: JjIgoogzYGM

Length: 5min 53sec (353 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 18 2023