Awesomely Bad Glitches, Typos, & Misspellings - Game Grumps Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]

without being contacted by doctor willie isn't it wiley what the [ __ ] all right dr willy all right whatever hey i'm grump i'm not sue gruff and we're the game grumps ah oh no okay build up a little speed okay i don't need to do that when there's a ramp yeah what are you [ __ ] kidding me okay well i guess that's pudding and not dirt okay i wish you could shoot the stuff that she shoots at you you can parry it what is that what you had to do i just freeze the game you just freeze the game holy [ __ ] whoa all right matt and ryan put this in since we'll need to uh explain this later aaron just parried and froze the game she shot a pink star at me so i parried it and apparently i didn't do it at the right time yeah or you did it at the extremely right time yeah and it just like and this this [ __ ] went full tilt didn't know what to do and it just froze the game okay um i used the spray and pray method what's the frame i meant [ __ ] i meant pull and pray [Laughter] sprawl spray pray well this does explain my illegitimate children problem well i appear to be stuck really yes oh no like like it froze on you no i'm just i'm stuck in the electricity how do you are you serious [Laughter] [Laughter] electric bridge is not my ideal platform i wish i'd rather get to the solid place in the ground [Laughter] [Applause] you're gonna turn around it's gonna be right [ __ ] there totally is it always is it's the [ __ ] all right oh my god what the hell just happened it took a shortcut just happened you can't do that oh my god that's not fair becoming sentient no it's learning it's a neural net processor i think it could be [ __ ] the bananas has gone bad [Music] what the [ __ ] i cared for those bananas i raised them with my own two feet and you're telling me that has gone bad i think i'll give my horse a little wash oh nice wash your horse to remove all the dirt from its coat use the glove to apply shampoo and then rinse yeah that's not how you spill rinse [Laughter] rinds it down with the horse damn it he's so much scarier than the sausages he really is i think it's the dainty legs it is it's it's not anything else about the game [ __ ] we just uh lock up on you yeah you son of a [ __ ] let's try it again we're keeping all this in you get to you get to see all the trials and tribulations it's not working anymore oh no oh no where's that oh no god damn it did we just [ __ ] reset no no did we just do a two-minute episode of burger time well i mean let me get it to work there we go yeah i did it well that's so content yeah i love it look at it it's so good let's try this again all right all right here we go here we go burger time is working bang did you see that [ __ ] yep got it thank you to ruben clayford and the espositos for sending us this shitty [ __ ] up copy of burgers [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] all right let's do i'll be i'll be yours man yoshi oh no yasi oh yeah oh my god this is terrible and so shinobi can find the evil power of the demon to the two statues of light and shadow this was definitely oh they put the period in the wrong place yeah i have a new respect for game designers huh what the heck come on baby yeah i feel like they lapped me but i'm gonna get a sense of accomplishment by passing them will you yeah i'm on la i'm on lap one did the door like fear at least on laptop why am i in the wall what happened did you see that yes spain kenya thailand china and russian ruseone russian is a type of person from that country hawaii is not a country it's a state whoa nice shot rough we are terrible at this no we're pretty good at golf remember how we said we were good oh god what is happening oh jesus christ oh i can't believe it's a disco party it's just like a thing that's wrong with the game i'm just gonna wail on it super hard and see what happens bam ha ha sharad you are bobby look at her go is this the wow elephant is this the whole thing why am i in a rock well incredible thank you very much i'm going to make apple jam from winter apples they're deep in the snow now so go to the yard please and help me finding 12 apples please was this was this game auto corrected i think i think maybe it was not made in english uh yeah yeah uh yeah they were always just like they were whoa chill the [ __ ] out nes i'm getting really far in this i don't want you screwing up on me i'm using that god what kind of [ __ ] weird puzzle home does she live in this is crazy um a sweet sweat a sweat fly ew i think they spelled sweet wrong is it supposed to be sweet fly yeah because it's a candy fly oh yeah he's one of those guys um not to change the subject or anything sure uh this entire level is made of snakes yeah not to change the subject oh boy oh no no i'm doing so well oh no come on not to change the subject or anything but stamper is my best friend best friend best friend best friend come on i'm so close don't screw with me can you save it if you if you get to the if you get to the end wait i have a password yeah you do have a password all right so if this wait oh it's going back to normal uh i've wield it i don't know if it's going back to normal no look it's not as bad it's i mean it's not as bad it is funky maybe i can beat the rest of the garage but you cannot beat the rest of the game i don't know man i will not watch this let alone i don't know dude i think you you need to give me the benefit of the doubt here okay i'll i'll give you the benefit of the doubt all day just not your [ __ ] 30 year old piece of hardware that is clearly like kill me is it 30 years old if it was the 80s sure no look the connector is very it's very good very stable oh yeah i i just i just bought it it's new it looks great thank you for finally acknowledging what uh yeah you see that [ __ ] okay i don't know what it is okay oh oh the hairpin one of those yeah i was looking for the wrong kind of pen i got scotch uh lucy goosey oh i'm feeling a little loosey-goosey [Laughter] oh next time on game grumps next time on game what what the [ __ ] what what happened did you use your ronnie joe there's a [ __ ] you didn't see the [ __ ] e tank there's a [ __ ] e tank right there where [ __ ] e tank right there it was up there on the [ __ ] ledge and it was it wouldn't it wasn't even i'm done with this show okay i don't even know what happened whoa oh that's one less door it's necessary to insert a special special music special i'm losing my [ __ ] mind here you're special aaron to me thank you oh what's that thing oh it's a scap scapula scapula do you mean spatula or wow just happened that platform was like get off me oh that is making the best out of a bad situation yeah or the winona tattoo the famous johnny depp winona tattoo what the [ __ ] with that you gotta stand to the left of that platform i was in the dead [ __ ] center i know well when are you gonna start talking about dicks yeah i remember you can i remember you can punch people do it ouch what do you do you just punch the scents out of them you want my magic whoosh nice now you get dracula's butt yes you now process dracula's sphincter well technically okay try barking at the creatures that are sleeping or they hate that sneak up on a creature that does not see you from behind and back out from behind here we go jesus do my bidding i hope the thing comes by and knocks him out again [ __ ] [ __ ] oh damn it it was just an apple core delicious apple corer do you remember when it was just two guys on a couch oh you got punched by the thing oh suck my nuts wow suck on my nuts damn it where do i [ __ ] go when your eyes nelson uh i don't know i'll go down oh there's whoa whoa whoa whoa that's not good that's not good oh god what's happening to vietnam dude vietnam is is they just dropped the the eight what i was like doesn't this look like an awesome cartwheel what no it doesn't it didn't that time oh my bullets are way stronger whoa whoa whoa dude your mo val is getting crazy yeah don't even get me started on my core oh my god it just melted in the status this is the weirdest nintendo [ __ ] up i have ever seen uh a rove here what you want to do is cut down on your carbs double up on the proteins and you notice he's saying a rove here instead of above here oh my god yeah a rove here in the skies of salsa is a floating castillo salsa he had his moments right right he was like he was hardly a douche heart of gold deep down yeah but he like cared about the kids and everything right deep down inside whoa what is going on yeah i don't know oh oh oh okay all right hey oh i'm out of here yeah oh he's already dead okay all right what's happening jesus christ that was just like real space that was some [ __ ] that would happen in real space don't just sit there above the d and smile at me okay all right okay wow your one remaining son is like at the bottom like well next time on game grumps looks like i'm gonna have to find a new uncle and new brothers yeah looks like the keyboard player died and it's like face down on that one chord a perfect d chord [Music] [Laughter] is that like a [ __ ] up b up at the top [ __ ] like memories of times long past remember those b's oh those were good times very nice wow well yeah you're right this game does have good music i'll give it you know what i'll give it a shot give it give it a shot give it a little shot of shot because i did not process any of that information use the torch to light the fireplaces do we have a torch no you get that whoops next time on game run we're gonna have a good time aaron i do believe that might have been your shortest playthrough of all time congratulations on that all right oh that does not look like a solvable situation nope next time i gave grips can you come pick me up aaron up game over gamma ovar [Laughter] wait can you read that as if there are no periods which there are none oh sure yeah the door of peace was opened and peace did again come to arguable people regain their smiling faces the warrior who finished his fight returned to argus the warrior of argus you really are a true hero end thank you okay which is a uh like a suburb of inauguration cool did you just [ __ ] get under my butt real quick finally what the hell was that of course did you just see that i saw it what the [ __ ] just happened there it's a [ __ ] cannonball out of nowhere it just showed up and grew and hit me and exploded can you that you could easily describe my penis just there i don't know but we'll find out next time on gamer no this is a one-off baby yeah this is a long-ass one-off i'll just find uh uh the demon bugatti takes all of the fruit growing grow okay close enough and our gold and silver too oh no you want to start that sentence over honey boy everything is golden around here yeah cause um you guys peed on everything i don't know i don't know it's actually gordon's [Laughter] wow gordon has a monopoly on chinatown really likes this place oh no have we frozen i think it was it's loading or it's not loading every [ __ ] time with these games oh my ass my ass incomplete wow pass interference out of boundaries it was a penalty on you bro what you have no points oh my god [ __ ] you you 50 piece of [ __ ] did i actually get the 50 i think he gave you credit for the 50. what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] game even in the video game world these carnival games are rigged as [ __ ] nes version but this is the land variant yeah um very rare i do i do uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] i beat the stage i think yeah i guess i am ready what do i do wow that was the best what do i do what do i do i'm scared that was the scariest glitch oh man i don't know what to do i think we need to pause this and restart it i'm gonna get his heart as far as i can okay you're doing pretty well yeah good i have to say god this is just really an assault on the senses there's got that oh [ __ ] he's getting me you know for oh boy oh that was close it's amazing how like all the um essential things are clear even though like it could not possibly be more [ __ ] up looking oh there's like platforms up here and [ __ ] now yeah there sure is our good thing the cats can't get me on the what the what the hmm oh that that might be a glitch aaron what no there's got to be a way to get over it i refuse to believe this is [ __ ] up no no the whole level is still like here dude oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god why why why oh no how could you be sure i can't watch this anymore why not please hit read this is practically art it's totally art it's like a jackson pollock panty there's something beautiful about this yeah yeah i get this like mounted and framed on the wall yeah this is like what's inside video games all right fine i'll [ __ ] gain over [Laughter] whoa let me see if i can jiggle the jiggly oh boy do it oh there we go oh yeah oh oh no boy it is it is really feast or famine with this thing do it easter dude there is no oh god come on got it come on mappy land yeah all right here we go frozen i think it might be yeah i got it okay and now it's not working damn it no dude this is all being captured isn't it i got this yeah it's perfect it looks great it looks really [Laughter] are you not going to put anyone back there to catch the punt is it snowing again i don't even know what a punt is dude oh my god that's not right what is happening god we're playing another planet got it okay okay and we're back what the [ __ ] did did hell just appear on earth for a second we went to an alien world one of my favorite things in the world rainbow spread oh my god and everyone's like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh my god this doesn't happen right oh my god what is happening is this what is happening is this a glitch yes whoa oh i'm scared what's happening stay calm stay up oh i'm out i'm out oh my god what was that there's something horribly wrong with it look at him yeah everything's wrong oh god oh boy catch as much fish as possible catch as much fish as possible that's not right why not it catch as many fish as possible catch as much fish is that next one on a roof too if it is you're [ __ ] no it's on the ground oh okay oh there you go okay a little bit nice glitch there but go on [ __ ] there's there's like a death like when you die and you get no no no do not no no no it's happening nope it's go oh oh i've gotten this far no okay come on come on stay stay stay with me nintendo we're good all right i don't trust it a little panic attack there oh man cannot [ __ ] hit no no no oh that's not good that's not good no i will carry on but oh no he's walking on air [ __ ] whoa that's a straight up continue oh no that's a lot of numbers and letters oh dear that doesn't spell a single thing i see gag in there oh okay and now we're fine you're fine everything's fine um oh okay damn it why here why now why why all i have to do is [ __ ] i didn't notice there was a platform there like this game needed to be any harder okay here's what's happening i'm gonna i'm gonna try to gently move it yeah all right good luck oh try moving forward maybe it's okay now no no there's still an o oh oh boy oh yeah yeah that's that's not good lock up lock up whoa oh get me oh oh worse better oh boy that might be as good as you're gonna get meanwhile the timer's still going damn i should have paused it yeah shouldn't i have there we go well there's still there's still debris all over the place it's okay i'm sorry what did you say i can't recall those are those are not real the tomatoes have gone bad sorry i was about to do a markiplier impression and then i'm sorry mark a piler [Laughter] anyone who caught that reference sorry i guess yeah uh what was that today's the grumpcade today yeah i was the first grump kid with mark and i liked like the moment barry was like did you see the new grump kid intro and i was like yeah i made it and he was like no did you see it that's not good and then i was like oh i didn't know i didn't know we were doing a show with markiplier so i went into his room and i was like hey man i'm sorry i spelt your name wrong and he's like oh no it's hilarious that's like okay cool yeah can i call the marketpiler from now i think i'm gonna yeah but there is a problem with all this people in three boxes there were details for create the lockpick oh my goodness which can be assembled on the workbench do it quickly and do not tell people anything also we run out of water it is necessary to purchase [ __ ] all right so what do i do are these people from the country of tungulus is that what it is is that why they do they say broken english why did they steal your [ __ ] remember i was talking about that with the crow um all right cool thank you that was awesome i guess that rupee just had a [ __ ] agenda i was like finally freedom all right this time i'm going to do it no get coins first and get your health back i'm going to get coins right now oh my god that [ __ ] yeah i planned that from the beginning yeah i know you did come on so close so close so close i found a key hey all right thank [ __ ] lord um now what now what well this was just a tutorial yeah well i found a key we got to go to the door where's the the door's over there did i break the game or something i think i i can't she's a little bit of a weak chin i think i broke the game huh i can't do anything now i can't do anything i broke the game that's all right i broke it i broke the tutorial of this game the youth drainers that's pretty cool i like it i i i i i i i can't even i don't even have words [Music] i can't even exit the game [Music] are you serious i'm dead serious dan i'm not [ __ ] with you is this like a social experiment i i can't i can't do it there's nothing i can do anymore i can't use the flashlight i can't press control on anything i can't open the door i can't do the thing i think because i failed so much at the skill check it just did i just broke it i just broke this game congratulations eric george or whatever the [ __ ] your name was ben ben i don't mind the content but frustrated that someone would put so much effort into a game than not bother to finish it do not buy it only has three minutes of gameplay game cannot be completed author has admitted to me that this is the case in an email have reported to steam to take down until then but they cannot so now it is down to you okay didn't work that time i'm standing can i just hit you oh i can just hit it yeah yeah the billowing smoke made me think otherwise but what sorry death heart did you just enjoy a death heart excuse me that's really weird did i um did you get too sassy with that statue what happened you don't know what happened with knuckles i can be up there oh dude you don't you don't play by [ __ ] nintendo's rules is this nintendo cool sega i know right [Laughter] yeah i did it cool now i'm back up here on the broken place yeah it's not real it's not a real platform i'm not supposed to be here are you serious i'm just gonna keep going so i can keep going over here or jumping okay make it hold on yeah yeah there you go all right oh i got the rhythm yay yo i'm like marky mark i got the rhythm and the rhyme we're like oh man yeah where are you going did it where you go where are you what is this i'm over here okay this is where i'm supposed to be really yeah it's the um are you crazy sure about that that does not look like where you're supposed to be that looks like the end of the universe i would say see stops appearing it's for real all right so this is uh this is called end of world yeah this is like that episode of futurama where if you look out you see anti-knuckles and your group like oh god oh god oh no oh no oh god forever oh god no oh jesus is this what happens when you die [Applause] oh thank god you have 100 rings [Laughter] looks like i'm just here now oh my god really i think i might have broken everything what says it's time for me to reach maximum velocity all right so your opinion sonic boom [Laughter] whoa whoa oh my god it's uh these games how many of these were there oh tons that i really don't i don't know what just happened but it did don't mind if everything goes blue and you die i mean whatever right it's just a video game we could only work so hard on this let me try what the [ __ ] are you again where are you falling i'm i'm not fall i'm just running into the wall and then suddenly i [ __ ] can you slow it down there and see if there's anything that actually you're running into it's just like when you hit the wall what the f jesus christ man this is unacceptable how do people defend this game this is a retroactive outrage oh my god no no no it's pulling you towards it oh god oh oh jesus i'm up here now how did it whoa oh next time on game grumps this is gonna be good i ain't having fun when i can't run watch out for that spring doing this thing my god what the [ __ ] just happened what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] it's no secret this is a pile of [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why are you a black dot what is happening what the [ __ ] oh my god just where did i go i said dude maybe you're doing like a super mario 3 style like flying over the entire level oh you're missing out on that sweet v-neck electric guitar but we'll go back come back to that i'm just this is just how it's going is this good could you pick up that booty can you pick up that [ __ ] child's shoe what is happening right now what the [ __ ] [Laughter] michael todd risden what's going on would you please like comment subscribe yeah please and tell me what the [ __ ] [Laughter] because what the [ __ ] oh my god i still even splash yeah i still even have a little splash [ __ ] robin doesn't care this is such what a [ __ ] weird game i i'm i'm perpetually falling yeah are you because i'm having like fall physics right now i'm not holding the controller at all oh my god that's weird and if i tap left it like it like swings me back dude is this our very first like all-time like game fuck-up unstoppable outside of sonic 06 this i think this is like the first super glitch wow wow can i even beat the boss now hell yeah you can just hover around him and oh god no oh god what's happening i'll kill you with my penumbra of death dude you got him you got past him is that great job uh-oh going down the manhole is going to be a problem never mind you don't have to do it yeah this game is amazing man chester's looking awfully shady he's a shadow of his former self oh nicely done i can't do it oh god i can't exit the level oh no i can't exit the level i officially am declaring shenanigans i get the broom i can't do it what did you just fly into the sun what is happening yeah i can't oh no what do we do is there any protocol for game grumps if [ __ ] like this happens no oh god i wonder what my like xy coordinates are right now i want to call my mom apparently i'm still falling i'm nervous [Laughter] what is going on oh jesus you fell from the sky and yet you're still in the sky holy [ __ ] this is this is maybe the scariest thing i've ever encountered in my life this is like the ring and everyone who's ever hated me punching me in the face in a room that i can't get out of at the same time al please stop no no no no no dude what i mean [ __ ] do we barry do something barry what are you gonna ah barry i'm so tired of you resting on your laurels i'm gonna see where these springs take me yeah might as well do you think one of them's named bill are they wearing sunglasses oh of course everything in this game is wearing something you [ __ ] idiot how did you not notice that i just figured oh jesus you're right there's fish there's sunglasses the air is

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Length: 32min 14sec (1934 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 23 2021