avengers humor | i am about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich

if you find this recording don't post it on social media honestly it does exact second I've no build-a-bear Carol are you seeing here next month not likely what you gonna get another cut listen fur face did he give you any clues in coordinates anything you know I'd offer to cook you dinner but seem pretty miserable already Morgan ate start let me here to do your laundry it's fine actually if you're about to tell me don't look on the bright side [Music] better sandwich should are you talking about a time machine no no of course not no not a time machines this is more like oh yeah the time machines nope we don't say that only mommy says that word she coined it it belongs to Scott I get emails from are uncommon so nothing sounds crazy are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on back to the future no good you have me worried they're going on here what do you think you want to grab them with me oh excuse me he's kidding exactly you are kidding me I have no idea what we're talking about time travel here either it's all a joke or none of it is we're good now what's a lot of time we're going with the bat damn good luck Scott you got this you're right I do Captain America it's baby it's scotch as a baby he'll grow not that it's a competition but she loves me 3,000 you were somewhere below six to nine hundred brain somebody peed my pants why the long face let me guess you turned a new baby I don't know if it was baby me or old me honestly I have to get out of Dodge before Morgan takes its [Music] new muster hey Gloria you know the god of thunder listen buddy if you don't log off this game immediately I'm gonna fly over your house come down to that basement you're hiding in rip off your arms and shove them up your butt what's up regular-sized man all right that's fine why ice cream we've had enough for one roundtrip each that's it no do-overs plus two test runs [Music] one test why don't we just find baby Dallas you know first of all that's horrible vanity is he asleep no your former present becomes the past which can't now be changed by your new future [ __ ] many years ago had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves like a little puppy all happy you wanna go to space as an old flame of mine no she she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and and then the ephah stuck itself inside her and she became very very sick and so I did take her to house guard and we had to try and fix her when we were dating at the time see I've got to go to introduce her to my my mother that's dr. strange yeah what doctor with you your nurse forever means rabbit from having lost River the only thing that much to consider I'm not the only thing that is permanently in life is impermanence excellent English no nice chop-chop come on we're on the clock all that it's really helpful I think you look great camp as far as I'm concerned yes on my way down Courtney Sturgeon dressing on my way down to coordinate search-and-rescue I mean honestly promise me you won't die you speak we're only kidding me my old career district yeah that doesn't sound miles maximum occupancy has been reached understood [Music] Oh [Music] so he's an idiot we've actually just got hit the head you said the weed one shot yes this was our shot we shot it it shot six stones or nothing six stones you're done yourself you know that you're repeating you're repeating yourself you're repeating your services the part where you know spikes come out with skeletons on the end of everything what are you talking when you break into a place called the Temple of the power stone there's gonna be a bunch of booby traps okay Captain Steve sorry America Rogers named Howard well that'll be easy to remember Howard Potts dude what do you think is cool see from my veins right now geez whiz buddy wake up is that everyone what you want it more loose again hey give me that oh yes please [Music] touch me I am Peter Parker he missed the first lady got him both the second time this is the one seriously the choices were him or a tree [Music] you [Music]

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Id: 0eGH8Kj2D-Q

Length: 8min 3sec (483 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 07 2019