shang-chi humor | a guy with a freaking machete for an arm just chopped our bus in half shaun!

hello sir welcome to the hot thing i'm driving no you're not katie hey hey get back here give me the key i knew katie was trouble the first day we met in high school please open the door i was on my way to lunch one day when this guy was like twice my size yells at me from down the hall what's up gangnam style so i yelled back i'm not korean idiot oh my god get out you get in and i turn the corner and i see this guy drop his backpack he's getting all over his face and right before he's about to throw the first punch katie comes out of nowhere steps right between us and starts screaming the lyrics to hotel california art of confusion works great on stupid people if anything happens to this thing we're gonna be jobless and in depth for the rest of our lives hold him in the parking lot at which point she revealed that she had also swiped the keys to the guy's mustang we were a little joyride around the block and your wife was in the car too oh come on nothing's gonna happen in this car i'm the asian jeff gordon i don't know who that is i was just in the back seat that's a part of the car still a part of the car please get in i'm i'll go slow she was a lawyer your girl was pretty wild oh what happened i grew up what's that supposed to mean what's that supposed to mean katie shawn's here yeah mom be there a minute there's a point where you're supposed to stop going on joyrides and start thinking about living up to your potential please tell me you're kidding sue you're supposed to be helping your dad stock the shop mama i can't work on an empty stomach my legs get crampy wow you sound like my mom you also dress like her a little bit too where's this from talbots we're not running from adulthood how is it running to have jobs that you actually like yeah that doesn't even make any sense maybe sean can help him instead of just showing up every day to eat our food did you think valet parking is easy it's like the most challenging job ever you need people skills driving skills still can't even parallel park it are you sure that waigon's allowed to take funyuns and cigarettes back to the afterlife it's almost midnight we got the early shift should probably be responsible go to sleep yeah we can be responsible you do that hmm [Music] we just know why gong would have wanted you to move on and enjoy your life moving on is an american idea you're american mom don't forget look at that girl she's writing a research paper on a bus so that is exactly the daughter my mom wishes came out of her vagina i'm sorry about her did my daughter apply to any new jobs this week she really likes her job my gun didn't move here from hunan so you could park cars for a living you have the wrong guy does he look like he can fight come on bro sorry for my unacceptable job and for staying out late last night trying to enjoy my life [Music] you okay one day i'll make you proud i promise i'm proud of you sis parking cars is super hard thanks bro maybe one day you'll pass your driver's test live the dream like me it's your boy cliff coming at you live on the bus i actually did take a little bit of martial arts as a youth so i'm gonna try and grade this fight as we're going bus driver is down i'm not gonna handle this every time i've tried to drive a bus i get yelled at what the hell is going on you really want to talk about this now what are you doing where are you going a cow macau guys are going after my sister next i have to get to her first you have a sister the back is about to go on my signal make a hard right what signal i get there things you never want to talk about and i never wanted to push but a guy with a freaking machete foreign arm just chopped our butts in half sean sorry we make a good team i'm sorry but i have to go fine you can explain on the plane what no katie you can't you can explain on the plane i was willing to do anything he wanted if he asked me to burn the world down i would have asked him be for vegetarian um vegetarian would be great same okay thank you okay seems like a nice fella the elevator is definitely up to code there's absolutely no chance of it just falling off the side of the building so oh we're out of the vegetarian too now we only have beef beef because that's all you have right damn dude oh no you'll have the beef yes and the baby oh my chinese sucks oh oh all good i speak abc i should also probably mention that my name's not technically sean okay let's get you ready to fight wait what what is it it's shanxi nice one helen no no no these are like low-level fights you're gonna be fighting up there you change your name from shang deshawn yeah i don't i wonder yeah i wonder how your father found you i was 15 years old [Applause] what is what is your name change logic you going into hiding and your name is michael you want to change it to michelle let me show you how it feels that's not what happened it's like hi my name is gina i'm going to go into hiding my new name is gina yeah okay oh yeah you can hear me i always bet on asian incredible the way from san francisco yeah look i'm not going up there okay it's too late to back out now you already committed bro you signed the contract remember your name's on the roster the bets are piling in what happened to your shirt really what's our cut oh it's huge it doesn't matter it matters dude [Applause] thank you yeah [Applause] where did you get all that money did you bet against me now [Applause] you're amazing we love you hi lang you're like such a badass everything that you do is like so cool that was really cool i like your pens thank you thanks [Applause] come on oh hell no screw you i'm not doing this i've seen some really scary stuff this week but your dad's on like a whole another level on a dark desert highway cool wind in my hair what does he want with the pendant did america make you soft is he gonna kill us just not don't talk he'll forget you're there that's how i survived [Music] american girl what is your chinese name [Music] ray wen i mean do you have any idea how insane funny story terror restroom america needed a booyah man to bring your country to his knees so he appropriated the ten rings my tan rings um pretty confused right now because uh initially i thought your dad should definitely see a therapist for his delusions but but then that dragon vomited a magical water map and now i have no idea what's real he didn't know my actual name he invented a new one the mandarin he gave his figurehead the name of a chicken dish the hell was that you going to go you're going toward that noise and it worked america was terrified of an orange duncan we've been knocking i would so good oh hello loves what year is it how are you after the film i asked her how did i get those monkeys to do those things and she patted me on the head and she said it's not real pet it's just acting trevor slattery the actor from liverpool if they can teach those monkeys to act that brilliantly just imagine what i could bring to the world i've been preparing a monologue for your homecoming dinner oh where's she going why are you down here some time ago i was offered the role of a terrorist i know facile try i couldn't agree more but times were lean you know i mean anyway so you became an actor because you thought the monkeys were actually riding horses i did yes the producer told me he worked for the bbc but ironic twist it turns out he in fact was a terrorist and i wasn't playing a character at all but what i now recognize to be a rather unflattering portrait of your father that was simply acting as if they were riding horses i still can't get my head rounded to be honest producer got blown up by iron man and i served time in federal prison which turned out to be the best thing for me i got clean i rediscovered my passion good for you dude you found your passion and went for it and eventually used it to [ __ ] the us government but whatever my dad broke you out he's actually to kill you exactly um this is really cool and all but how long do we have to sit here just as his men were tying me up for my execution i launched into a performance of my macbeth whence is that knocking away duncan with their knocking i wish though because they couldn't get enough of it okay but how long were you talking like hours days i've been doing weekly ghosts for lads ever since so you're like is jester friends i am but a transitory vessel for the infinite wisdom of the creature i can give you a quick preview if you like an uncle and uncle now he sees what he feels of this vast unknown universe is beyond anything our simple brains oh do you mind i i get sick in the back kartik i can see you you're real all this time i thought i was hallucinating it's all about staying in the pocket what pocket we're in it now what happens if you don't stay in the pocket the forest is eats us what does that mean where's his face he's a bit sensitive about that in the pocket how close is it five meters why did that invade really freaking close maurice says he can guide you there right now but and it's a big butt stay in the pocket no you're just not saying stay in the pocket hurry up what do you think i'm doing morris is 90 confident he can guide us through safely nineteen percent maurice says great job everyone what no i've done dumber things with worse odds but even if that chicken pig is right all we have to do is go through that waterfall and we're pretty much there how did you dad has a ton of system under the whole compound that's how i escaped last time um i think those birds are on fire really maury says it's normal they're old mates of his [Music] wow that's a weird horse what's he looking at me for hi i'm katie welcome to hello katie oh thank you [Music] dragon scales makes very good armor not a threat just an entertainer so you think soul eaters are talking to our dad here you go oh she sure did tom okay [Music] you saw that that was tight um looks like i'm gonna go deliver some dragon arrows thank you [Music] wish i was more like that it's like every time i get moderately good at something i just quit start something new i seriously thought we were going to die and i had only learned how to shoot a boat like a day earlier now i'm on a battlefield killing all these soul suckers with sean's auntie who is this awesome magical kung fu god out of the great protector with my sister at this point trying not to get eaten by the mega soul sucker oh the mega soul sucker was such a nasty [ __ ] yeah i was trying to eat her dragon soul calm down mate i'm not dead it's just a performance now get down here play along all i could hear in the back of my mind was my mom's voice saying just take the shot you little mooch so i aimed right for the sucker's throat and i let her fly sean used the ten rings to like do this like crazy kamehameha fireball that exploded the thing holy [ __ ] are you done mocking me oh no we're not mocking you two weeks ago you were parking cars for tips and you want me to believe you're now saving the world from soul-sucking monsters sanchi uh here present so sorry i have to deal with this you can get my number from bruce it was so nice to meet you my name is wong uh yeah i know sir i'm a huge dude yeah i i i don't have her number she she does this a lot i have a lot to talk about you too welcome to the circus get some rest yeah that's a good idea yeah yeah we probably should do that i know this is like crazy but i'm gonna text you and we'll do this again nice nice to see you john i'll demo you for them or [Music] there must be something

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Id: Vb2384cYgUg

Length: 18min 3sec (1083 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 22 2021