avengers: infinity war | sorry, earth is closed today [humor]

if you're going to earth you might want a guide you have a bit of experience in that arena if you consider failure experienced attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual I'll tell the guys to the deli maybe they'll make you a metaphysical Helen right alright Guardians don't forget this might be dangerous so let's put on our mean faces I need you to come with me are you giving out tickets or something he's not a dude you're a dude this is a man I'm seriously leaning on the college over cosmos I'm going to allow them a muscular who you kidding well your one sandwich away from bad I swore an oath to protect the time stone with our lives and I swore off dairy then Bettinger his name to flavor after me so group put that thing away now I don't want to tell you again in hey what do you mean no what is your job chapter besides making balloon animals protecting your reality douchebag you guys really look like crap yeah well the hotel is one exactly five star the Avengers broke up broke up like a band like like the beats passing in this city and on this planet stop massaging his muscles the world this is not what I imagined what did you imagine dude you're embarrassing me front of the wizard kid where'd you come from okay I'll be doing good really really good really good do you plan on helping out time will come out I've been through a lot and father told my mother and then I had to kill my father that was hard it'll be even harder than having to kill his sister he's from space he came here and steal a necklace from a wizard Oh longer invited to my wedding peppers man this is all well are you making your voice deeper no you are you're imitating the gardener oh this is my voice this is smells like a new car nears who Scott I know what we we don't do that here so I've mastered the ability standing is so incredibly still you should not be here I was gonna go home I'd want to hit it and such a long way down and I just thought about you and now I gotta hear I'm sure that's this high tracks know if anything it's kind of your fault that I'm here what are you saying and I want you to thank me now go ahead I'm listening for what nearly blasted me in this space who just saved your batch class me I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helm admit it that structure is polymorphic but we are due at a church there are none non-sequential why didn't you just reprogram the synapses to what connected you because we didn't think of it we're now in a flying donut billions of miles from Earth with no backup I'm back I know you're still waiting the adults are talking disk Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes okay they didn't really make sense but you know what I'm trying to say rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you read only your powers are inconsequential compared to mine yeah but the kids seen more movies [Music] I'm Peter violently dr. strange I made up names um I'm spider-man then well he's never for me yeah never fought me twice kid Avenger if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you I'm sorry I do not want another single pop-culture reference I do you progressed in the trip you understand that it'll kill you and if I die yes that's what killing you means where is Kumar oh do you one better who's Gamora well do you want better why is Gamora how much for the gun not for sale okay how much video oh I'll get that off where did you shoot my guy and I'll blast him let's go no he's right why was she helped build this time what master do you serve what master do I serve what am I supposed to do you know Thor yeah tall guy not that good-looking are you yawning okay notice you stuffing my did nicknames take I am Steve Rogers oh I know you like making your inch it's the last second oh this is it man this is the last last second mystic yes I like your plan except it sucks so let me do the plan and that way it might be really good to save huge I can suppose to move exactly like I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid that's a hundred percent sorry I can't remember anybody's name you throw another moon at me I'm gonna lose

Channel: maria

Views: 1,371,054

Keywords: marvel, mcu, marvel funny moments, marvel funny scenes, avengers infinity war, infinity war, infinty war humor, infinty war funny moments, infinty war funny scenes, infinity war all deaths, infinty war spiderman death, avengers infinty war humor

Id: XUBLCjmwIfA

Length: 7min 12sec (432 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 08 2018