Asmongold's Ultimate FAST FOOD TIER LIST

all right holy [ __ ] there's a lot of these all right so let's start but let's get this done all right this is gonna be really really easy for me okay so let's start with Arby's the last time I tried to get an RB I tried to go to Arby's I got in a car wreck the time before that it took them over two minutes to give me my change for buying a jamocha shake I don't like Arby's I don't think that it's good Arby's is just I don't know I just think it's shitty personally I'm not a big fan of RVs jack-in-the-box Dee here's why jack-in-the-box sucks it's because they try to make everything they try to have tacos they try to have cake so you try to have hamburgers they try to have everything all right jack-in-the-box went downhill as soon as they started making bacon milkshakes okay that was the point in which jack-in-the-box went from being a a tear down all the way to a D and honestly I would maybe even put it as an F but I know that would trigger so many people I decided to give it a D just so I wouldn't be mad okay wouldn't get too many people mad jack-in-a-box sucks everything that you get there is soggy old or undercooked you never here's something that doesn't happen jack-in-the-box you never go to Jack in a box and actually just get your meal right there's always got to be some other extra bit of [ __ ] right something's under cook they forgot your straw you didn't get your fries you know they gave you normal fries and you ordered curly fries curly fries are the only things that are keeping jack-in-the-box from an F and W I've never been to an W I don't know what auntie Annie is either I don't know what that is I'm gonna put some of these I've just never been I've never like I don't know what that is okay Jimmy John's I think I've had that like like I don't think I've ever really had that I don't know what that is let's see if Popeye was from our bread I've never in the Panera Bread let's see who stir cream at Jersey Mike's I've had all that ok raising can have never been to raising cane's let's say oh that's too pote way it says hippo how am I supposed to know that's a boat way when it says hippo I'm sorry yeah I didn't get that one either okay let me see what else the rest of these are taking Shay talk about Wendy's wait what's this one with the the thing here I don't think I've been to that one I don't think I've been to that one either Zaxby's haven't been there okay alright we've gotten with those are all the ones that I've never been to you playing new for Knights season 9 no no I cannot play that I'm sorry I'm not it's just it's not a you know sometimes things just don't go that way alright let me look at the rest okay Boston I've never have I been to Boston Market I don't remember Boston Market alright Burger King Burger King I'm gonna put this as a solid beat now Burger King actually has really good food and I know some people might be mad about that you might disagree with me etc but my Burger Kings that I've been to serve me some good ass [ __ ] hamburgers I remember very clearly a moment in my life and this was at senior year of high school whenever I drove to Burger King and this actually my friend drove I didn't have my license then I didn't have a car actually um my friend drove to Burger King and I saved up money all week to buy a double hamburger with bacon and cheese and I ate that double hamburger with bacon and cheese on the way back from school how was the best day of my life that's why I'm gonna give it a B the only thing that I would really say is holding Burger King back from an A is the fact that all of the rest of their food is not really that appealing besides the hamburgers and the main thing that I really don't like about Burger King personally is they're nuggets no I've actually never even eaten their notice but I can guarantee you if you can sell ten nuggets of $2 I don't want them that's too cheap there's no way that's chicken there's no way hippo now I've been the hippo once actually twice and I would say Chipotle is a solid I'd say it's a solid B or an egg yeah we're gonna put Chipotle as a be /a okay you guys really like maybe maybe an F or sorry and as I don't know like it's not really my kind of food personally so I'm not going to give it a ns but for me personally it to be okay chick-fil-a now I don't know if this will be classified as homophobia or not but we're gonna give it an S chick-fil-a is delicious I go to chick-fil-a and they treat me better than my family the food is always hot it's never cold and they're nice windows paid you do this I wish actually that'll be great chick-fil-a I never went the chick-fil-a until recently and I genuinely think that it has some of the best chicken out there I really think that it's delicious and their products and their quality is above all other chicken restaurants right now why chick-fil-a is leading the chicken game okay their chicken game is on point anybody can get mad about that but go to [ __ ] it and you go to go to KFC there's gonna be literal dirt on the floor there's like eight different uh drink toppers the little the little things to go on top of your drink that you're supposed to put your straw through there's like eight of those on the floor and they're all soggy and wet you go into the bathroom there's a dead hobo with a heroin needle sticking out of his [ __ ] arm and then you go sit down and then there's another hobo that comes over to you and tries to sell you drugs and they're not even good drugs either oh and then you finally get your [ __ ] food and the chickens undercooked you open up the chicken and it's [ __ ] pink I'm sorry I love KFC I [ __ ] love KFC but they need to get their [ __ ] together because right now it's not acceptable I'd much I'd feel much better buying from the kernel then from Jesus I can trust the kernel all right cinnamon rolls listen bro I mean this is I'm gonna give it an a it's cinnamon rolls like I mean you have literally one thing that you do like I mean it's cinnamon rolls like come on like you just it's just how is that not an acid they taste really good like how is that like no chick-fil-a honest Christian by the way that's it's a joke yeah it's good like it's not an SS listen chick-fil-a tastes like horse [ __ ] yeah well then what do you all right so Dairy Queen we're gonna talk about Dairy Queen here now Dairy Queen in my opinion this might upset some more people too I'm gonna give Dairy Queen an A so customer service at Dairy Queen is oftentimes very very high quality and almost I almost gave it an S okay so you guys need to relax okay you guys I've got a bunch of [ __ ] Europeans in my chat that are sitting around they're probably eating carrots and lettuce talking about me giving bad rankings to fast food restaurants stay in your [ __ ] lane which is on the wrong side of the road because you have no [ __ ] idea what you're talking about this is my this is my domain I know what I'm talking about I've been to each one of these restaurants over a hundred times I've been to 20 different chick-fil-a's I've been to a hundred different Burger Kings I am the most qualified person in here to talk about this Dairy Queen has a large potpourri of offers not sponsored by the way there all delicious well cooked and always hot and fresh they have ice cream they have multiple different types of ice cream - they have shakes they have the blizzards they have all kinds of different things like that they also have very good drinks - the way that they flavor and they use this syrup for like dr. peppers and cokes is in my opinion a very very good blend on top of that the staff is usually very nice and friendly and there are even nice two young kids I remember a number of times whenever I was a kid I would go to Dairy Queen and they give me free [ __ ] on top of that that hamburgers always taste good the chili always is good all right you have wendy's over here I don't want to roast Wendy's too much because you know they're bringing back spicy nuggets but listen the type of chili that Wendy's makes doesn't go on a fry it doesn't this is if you can't do chili cheese fries with the way that Wendy's does chili you just can't it's ridiculous nobody wants to eat a bean on top of a [ __ ] fry there it is like I just don't like DQ does chili right they double they do ice cream right they do what else do they do right they do a hamburgers right they do fries right the fries are delicious they do customer service right they do everything right okay DQ is a solid a probably an S I'm actually gonna put DQ as might as a personal favorite okay now I'm gonna put isn't a because this isn't my opinion this is a fact just saying with all my other opinions Dunkin Donuts okay it's a solid D I'm gonna say it's a solid B I've never been a poll worker either Dunkin Donuts is a solid B there have been multiple times where I've gone to Dunkin Donuts so here's another thing is I might actually dis not be the target audience for this because I I don't like coffee I don't drink coffee I never do but I've had the doughnuts there have been times where I've been to Dunkin Donuts and the doughnuts do not have the same moistness and the same but you know whenever you squeeze a doughnut and it's supposed to like compress one Dunkin Donuts you squeeze it and it's like this right instead of like this and that's the way that it should be so I think Dunkin Donuts oftentimes probably should work on you know getting more doughnuts out there more regularly and cooking them and having more you know what's like really the word for this more more on demand on demand making donuts rather than just like having a bunch of them out there and you can just pick them out okay Krispy Kreme is way better yes exactly Five Guys Burgers and Fries that's an a almost an S here's why it's so good it's because it's good see five guys you know what they make Burgers and Fries they're not like Jack in a box they don't have the audacity they don't have the hubris to think that they can make a [ __ ] taco they make Burgers and Fries they know their place they know that our lane and they stay in it and they're going fast it's delicious Five Guys is absolutely one of the best places yes it's overpriced you're right that's why it's not an S it costs money but that's okay [ __ ] five dudes we're here five guys they can't tell you one bad thing about him exactly here's another good thing about five guys actually know that they're mine I always get five guys in and out mix stuff but we'll talk about in and out in just a minute okay because it's the second one coming up here five guys they know their place they stay in it and they do what they do right Hardee's aka Carl's jr. okay so let's look at let's look at all of the I'm gonna put this probably as a maybe a B this is like a personal thing maybe a C yeah I'm gonna put this as a C yeah we're gonna put the C ok so Carlos jr. has a couple of really really great offerings okay they have the Western bacon cheeseburger absolutely delicious their base hamburger the famous star or whatever hamburger they have is a good hamburger but the problem really lies in the other half of the menu right they have an entire vegetarian menu which automatically takes them down a rank right there okay this is a hamburger place somebody can go over to super salad or [ __ ] subway if they want a vegetarian meal so we're gonna get that out of the way right now on top of that the drinks that they give you are in paper cups now paper cups are just simply inferior to plastic cups okay and let me explain why so I'll take two random drinks off of my desk here here's one that's styrofoam and here's one Taco Cabana here this is just also not really paper but it's the same the same thing here so let's talk about why paper cups are inferior so paper cups are inferior and one reason because they actually leak so if you're leaving your desks on you're sorry your your cups on your desk or you know let's say three months the the liquid is going to seep through the paper and it's going to go on your desk and it's gonna get your desk dirty now the last thing you want to do whenever you're leaving your cup on your desk for three weeks or three months is to end up making your desk dirty on the process that's disgusting the last thing you want is you know leftover syrup that you're gonna have to wash off your desk it's filthy so that's one of the reasons why styrofoam is superior you can leave a cup on your desk that styrofoam much longer because it takes longer for the syrup and everything to drip through the styrofoam pustules or whatever little particles and get all the way down to the bottom of the desk now that's also something that makes the plastic cups superior but all cups are inferior to styrofoam because styrofoam has the best insulation of any other type of drink you can put your hand on this and it's not going to warm up the drink as quickly it's also probably the most important plastic cups are broken very very easily styrofoam cups are not at all styrofoam cups are the superior drink holder and the superior drink you know yeah yeah the superior drink holder and any place that has styrofoam cups automatically takes them up a notch because they care about their customers we put these back on my desk but I've actually got to clean all this off this is kind of disgusting okay yeah so that so that anybody that disagrees with that is a [ __ ] idiot by the way so also I so the fries they're pretty good I would say the customer service is pretty good customer service is pretty good who would vessel yeah fluid vessel I think that's good grace this guy in chat I'll come on really all right so let's all report on being racist yeah we're gonna go ahead and record them I don't want to have to like if you guys want to just like hang out and be part of it as long as you're not being like super distracting or whatever you guys can just like chill but just like don't be weird okay all right just a second let's go over here I'll just go to my garrison who do more wild cams Burke's whispering yeah I took care of it don't worry about it man okay so that's basically what it's gonna be next one in an out burger I'll show why okay I'm gonna show what me stay safe sbond and rich went to in-n-out burger together wait how can i how can i fast forward how do i fast forward the video they gave us hats so they basically they all gave us hats and we wore the hats while we were eating in an out burger this video is gonna be up on YouTube soon by the way don't worry it's really really high quality content full screen just a second look at that we'll get look at Rick's in the background with the hat on look at that hat right there to see that that's quality let me say that right now so in and out burger not only are they a burger place but they also give you hats that's something that you can't say about any other place on this entire menu and they gave us hats without even asking what we did actually have to ask but what without even worrying about right they weren't like I don't know if I want to give you a hat they just reached right over there they're like here's your four hats Burger King I don't know where my Burger King that is I don't even know where it is [Music] alright I've got it I've got to go I've got to go to Burger King after this after the stream okay guys I just realized that I I'm missing something really important you're right about that okay Burger King does give you a crown but the in and out hats are special er and that's why I think that they're they're maybe a little bit better even more than the crown right cuz you've got some guy walking around with a crown it's like okay what are you the king of come on give me the [ __ ] break right but yeah they're more special and so I'm gonna say n now burger is really good because of that number one number two let's talk about the burgers now for me personally I'm not a really big fan of the in-n-out sauce but I know that a lot of other people really like it on top on top of that in and out Burger has a secret menu now the good thing about secret menus is it allows people that basically eat fast food a lot to feel like they're better than other people and whenever you're eating in and out regularly enough to know that there's a secret menu you don't really have a lot of other opportunities in life to feel like you're better than anyone else but you have that one moment that you go to in-and-out burger and you order something that's like monstrous style or something and people looking at going what the [ __ ] is that and they bring you out a hamburger and it's bigger than everybody else's how the [ __ ] did he know that now you are superior to everybody else in the restaurant you're already better than they are that's why I'm gonna say in-and-out burger is an sto restaurant I really like it a lot where's Wendy's we're not there yet Jersey Mike's Subs now let's compare this to Subway Jersey Mike's doesn't have a spokesperson in jail for illegal activities the store is much better kept it there there's no garbage like Subway is just like KFC by the way you go to Subway the if you so here's the tube that there was like three or four different types of people that want to go to Subway number one people that really just they have nothing better to do with their time which that includes people that are Joe like joggers go to subway and I don't mean like normal joggers I mean people that define themselves as being a jogger and let me tell you something I've seen some of these people you never want to talk to them ever they're just disgusting ok I guess yeah joggers imagine somebody who defines himself as a jogger hefty joggers look at Jarrod okay so I think Jersey Mike's is probably a little bit better than what it done subway here's another reason why I think that it's better is the fact that subway a lot of their meats are a little bit undercooked I don't really feel like they fully cook the meats and whenever I actually get some of my meals from Subway I don't know they're just like kind of lukewarm sometimes Jersey Mike's I've never had that happen okay wait where do these question marks for yeah I'm not talking about a deli sandwich because they're supposed to be I know subway doesn't Jersey Mike's is better than Subway I'm gonna give it I don't even really like a lot of subs though I'm gonna give it a beat I'm gonna say Jersey Mike's is a solid B okay solid B now KFC we've already talked about KFC before many great moments in my life KFC is involved with them I think about you know myself and you know eating eating food with my mom eating a you know a chicken bowl having my dad complain to KFC having them tell my dad that the potpie would take 81 minutes I would get a big bucket of chicken and I've microwave it the next day and it would still be delicious KFC has gone downhill but the fact is that they started at the top so while they might not be an S I'm going to say that they're a solid B maybe even an A depending on which restaurant you go to my KFC that I usually go to is staffed by crackheads so oftentimes there are problems with my orders let's just say that there are a lot of problems with my orders KFC we really need you guys to do better chick-fil-a I mean they're killing the chicken game right now let's just be honest they're just killing the chicken game everybody knows it okay people want to deny it people want to get mad because you know oh you know whatever KFC is killing the chicken game everybody knows it it's a fact Krispy Kreme Doughnuts to know why Krispy Kreme Doughnuts is an S it's because they make Donuts my mom would tell me that whenever she would buy me a dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts I would act like a crackhead she would say that it was basically the same as whenever her friends and ever she was in college did cocaine anything that can make me that happy and excited where I'm jumping off the walls literally that's some good [ __ ] Krispy Kreme Doughnuts they do one thing and they do it right see this is the thing is you don't need to be jack-in-the-box where you do everything wrong it's better to do everything sorry it's better to do one thing right then do everything wrong it's better to be really good at one thing then be mediocre at everything else that's my opinion so Krispy Kreme Doughnuts they know they're lame they stay in it and they make some good [ __ ] donuts there it is Long John Silver's now this is one of those things that as a fast food connoisseur such as myself would know the trick to Long John Silver's is you have to eat the entire meal in the car before you get home because if you actually get home by that time all of the grease will have already soured and your meal warranty be rancid so you have to eat the meal in the car ride home so it doesn't turn rancid by the time that you walk inside now my mom and I go to Long John Silver's semi regularly especially whenever it's Lynn because you're not supposed to eat meat on wins except for a few to fish which is okay because fish don't have feelings so we go to Long John Silver's semi-regularly I've had a lot of Long John Silver's in my life and I actually think that they're their fish isn't really that bad I'm going to actually rate Long John Silver's it's a B or C I'm gonna give it a C because I think this also just might be a personal thing where I don't really I'm not a big fish person okay every fish I eat is a steak I don't eat and I want to eat a lot of steaks favorite ice cream in Jerry's cookie dough it's good I don't like Ben in Jersey I don't like how Ben and Jerry's tries to make like political political statements I don't I don't like I don't like companies that try to advertise themselves through social issues I just I feel like it's kind of like scummy and you know co-opting a social issue to sell your brand it's pathetic III don't like it okay III know obviously there's a people that do they're okay with it I'm personally not I don't like it but you like chick-fil-a yeah I like chick-fil-a cuz it tastes good that that's basically why I don't actually like chick-fil-a because some of their executives turned out to be donating to anti-gay organizations okay like I don't actually like the most of June okay it's another joke I know there's a lot I know there's like there's like eight people right now with their [ __ ] record button on that they're about to record this [ __ ] thing and put this up on YouTube immediately and then advertise it like I was looking the other day at like my videos that people have monetized they have like 18 different ads in a six minute video I mean obviously again exaggeration McDonald's let's talk about this no let's talk about it it's 22 years old I bought my Daily Double I McDouble for a dollar and I bit into it and I looked inside of it and I saw something that looked very close to plastic at that moment I decided to myself I'm never going to eat another McDouble again and my wife and I never have McDonald's has a number of positives they have free Wi-Fi they have the play pins for the kids so if you ever want your kids going to play pin and eat the used band-aids from the other kids that leave them there you can go ahead and have meat that trust me it'll probably taste better than the hamburgers they have ice cream well they don't actually because the machines never work but hypothetically they would have ice cream then my flurries are pretty good I really like them at Cory's they're nuggets are pretty good as well I think they're pretty decent and I also want to say those are not Nuggets those are McNuggets in the same way that you don't go to wendy's and order a whopper you don't go to McDonald's and order a nugget you go to McDonald's and you order a McNugget because you're at McDonald's people are just so lazy in this generation it's just disgusting they're chicken tenders are pretty good they're big macs are a waste of space nobody eats Big Macs like this isn't 1998 all right you don't have bill the investment banker who has no idea that 9/11 is gonna happen so he's just eating these [ __ ] hamburgers away loving life he has no [ __ ] he has no [ __ ] idea okay everything's going great for bill it's 1998 he just bought you know a new VCR and he's having a great time he's got his new TV he's gonna buy a new [ __ ] 1995 Toyota feeling great alright he's already got a kid his kids eating is the [ __ ] Happy Meal he's happy except for the kid got a girl's toy in there and now the kid has [ __ ] you know mental issues and nowadays the kids in Community College with like gender dysphoria and like all these other crazy like like weird [ __ ] like I listen it's okay McDonald's is not terrible but I'm not gonna say that it's great it is not great at all oh I can't make a joke now now it's TOS I make a joke about somebody getting the wrong Happy Meal toy and getting gender dysphoria off of it that now that's TOS I thought that was hilarious it was a great joke they gave me a Barbie toy too I was not happy about it I actually still have some of my Happy Meal toys explains a lot yeah I know it's funny yeah exactly no I did I had a Happy Meal toy I I still have them like remember they remarried it'd the mario ones oh this is the best part okay this is my best memory from McDonald's do you guys remember a lot of people might be too young for this do you guys remember whenever McDonald's did the thing with beanie babies and they would give you beanie babies with your Happy Meals does anybody remember that I have all of them my mom and I had all them because I convinced my mom that beanie babies were an investment now my mom didn't really understand that you know it's you know it's fine right but I I convinced her that Pokemon cards were also an investment that was a bit of a harder sell if she never bought me a Charizard but overall you know that's the way it goes we had every single one of the McDonald's in the last 15 years has gone down in quality McDonald's as a 90's restaurant was incredible McDonald's as a 2000s restaurant was okay McDonald's as a 2010 restaurant it's just it's not holding up like they need to redo their menu they need to consolidate different meals that they have and they need to actually deliver something did actually taste good because at the end of the day that's really what McDonald's is missing out on food that tastes good it just it they don't have that that is the big problem they need better tasting food Panda Express talk about a double negative they don't sell pandas and they're certainly not fast there have been numbers of times where I've been and Panda Express drive-throughs for like I don't know 40 minutes and I finally get my orange chicken bowl and it's brown Panda Express is probably the best Asian restaurant like large-scale chain Asian restaurant that there is there Brown yeah it's just they're not supposed to be like that the reason that they're Brown is because they left the chicken the orange chicken flavoring on there for too long right and it's that the food is already like kind of cold all right on top of that another problem with Panda Express is Panda Express gives you a 44 ounce drink now normally 44 ounce drinks let's go ahead and we're going to look at this one again okay that's a bit of a visual aid this is a 44 ounce print this is the way a 44 ounce drink should look as you can see you have this part of it which is the larger part and then you have the smaller part of it here so it's able to fit in the console of a car's cup holder now the problem with the Panda Express drink drinks is that they don't do this there isn't this little lip here all right basically it just goes straight up and what that does is it creates if you guys ever seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa where it's like this little Tower and it's kind of like this and eventually it's gonna fall over because of you know like global warming or something well that's basically what happens in my car except for it actually does fall over and it spills all over my [ __ ] car I'm serious the drinks that they're built to fail they're just built to fail Panda Express is a decent you know Asian food market or restaurant whatever but I don't really think that uh I don't think I'm gonna give it a name I think I'm gonna give Panda Express a solid beef because they they generally do have pretty decent food and they do a good job of kind of making and like you know mainstreaming Asian cuisine and I'm gonna say that it's a B if I rated it any lower that would be racism so I'm not able to do that sorry now let's go to the next one pop us chicken and biscuits I've never been to a Popeyes and ever had somebody take my that wasn't missing teeth I genuinely think smiling is a component of your job interview and if you've got all your chompers you're going out the door I thought about working at I'm serious like I've never seen anybody at Popeyes that had a full set of teeth I've been the multiple Popeyes I don't know if this is like a brand decision for them I don't know like what this is right it's not well how's that not right it sounds about right hey it takes one to know one I know I'm missing my teeth and they do too trust me the food though let's talk about the food they used like I genuinely think that instead of ordering it drink you know you can have like you know coca-cola sprite sprite zero you know sprite Diet Coke because you know of course if you're going to Popeyes Chicken you want to get a diet drink that way you can get cancer at the same time you get heart disease from the esperate man diet coke Popeyes there's too much gravy there's just I mean there's just too much I I think that honestly if you ordered your drink and instead of asking for coke you just ask for gravy hey Phil we're up it's too much Popeyes is a decent restaurant but it is inferior to KFC and it is vastly inferior to chick-fil-a I've been to a number of rich places in the United States right my my relatives are relatively are actually very well-off there are no Popeyes in those areas okay there's no Popeyes it's a ghetto restaurant KFC's worse than Popeyes no it's not no it's not your band Arby's is not an F you're right it's a Z Quiznos now let's talk about Quiznos Quiznos is another sandwich place and I think that Quiznos is actually a it's pretty good no pizza on the list yeah yeah they're missing a lot of these but that that's okay I'll talk about the ones that we missed whenever I finished the rest of these Quiznos is remember that movie Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter it was supposed to appeal to all of the kids that life to be random all the penguins of doom of the world but it wasn't actually a good movie even though it was different than everything else even though it was a little bit more quirky it was just garbage and that's the same way that I feel about Quiznos Quiznos try so hard to be you know like cool and I just feel like they're there the boring version of of all the different sandwich restaurants KFC is higher than Popeyes absolutely I really think so awesome movie yeah I know I'm gonna say that Quiznos is I'm gonna say it to see all right I'm gonna put Quiznos as a see I I think Schlotzsky's is better it's just better I think Jersey meit's is better and this is this is we're not looking at this in a vacuum we're looking at this in the context of other restaurants and other options so yes of course yes Quiznos is a nice restaurant that you can go to that can be enjoyable and oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but you can go to other places that are better this is absolutely based off of the other fast-food restaurants that are available first coming in well it was what the hell's going on here okay this is a second yeah Schlotzsky's is better they have pizzas the pizzas are pretty good it's just a superior restaurant okay Quiznos is not that great sonic now okay sonic I really like sonic sonic has a large offering of foods that are truly American and what I mean by that is a footlong hot dog covered in chili and cheese there's nothing more American than that you pull in the sonic you eat that you have a heart attack and you die it's great Sonic is a delicious place to eat I've had multiples they're just amazing the drinks are very very good they have an amazing blend of syrup and and the water and they're sorry the carbonated water they don't overfill the ice this service is impeccable they are always like one thing that I really like about about Sonic is they show you your order as you actually get as you order and that way you know if the person's [ __ ] up or not because have you ever gone to Taco Bell and you order something let's let's say you don't want cheese on it and you know that the menu if they click a certain button it says the - cheese on the menu box but they click it even though they acknowledge that you said it and then you go ahead and you get your order and it has [ __ ] cheese on it because it didn't actually go through and there's no communication in the restaurant behind the [ __ ] counter so nobody knows you didn't want cheese and you're sitting there eating cheese no that doesn't happen at Sonic because it shows the exact items that you're getting why would someone get no cheese because they don't want cheese they don't need cheese sonic also has different things were like if you go there at certain times they give you free drinks or not free drinks like half off drinks the happy hour specials want of really great things coming out of Sonic I'm gonna rate sonic an a are there are there any people lactose intolerance yeah yeah sure yeah being lactose intolerant exactly what's the next one checkers is well I don't even know what that was Wizards but fair no yeah I mean blizzards is really good all right next one DQ is not a name yeah it is it's taken shape now i think thats taken shape should be categorized into two different categories because you have the diner and then you have the drive-thru now they drive-thru I would rate ad drive through the only redeeming factor of Steak and Shake there are two redeeming factors okay number one its cheapest [ __ ] number two they can give you forty four ounce drinks to the correct size in the correct shape and it's a plastic or sorry a Styrofoam cup okay those are the two main things that really set they can shake apart now if you actually go into the diner that's whenever the magic happens now you've already got you have a waiter that comes to your he comes to your table he gives you your drink and here I want to go ahead and I want to tell you guys a trick that I've been using with Steak and Shake for a very very long time I talked about its no cashiers your self ordering machines because they don't wanna pay the workers $18 an hour well hey I wouldn't want to either here's what you want to do you go to Steak and Shake and as they give you as they give you your cheque you ask them at that point if you could get it to go drink now they will always give you the to go drink even though supposed to cost extra they will give it to you for free under the hope that if they do something for you you will then tip them because there is a tipping thing there that you can do right so that's that's how you can brain magic yourself a free [ __ ] drink every single time all right that would pay eight dollars on Taco Bell I don't know probably the CEO of Taco Bell makes $18 an hour I have no idea but the point that I'm making like that's very very easy thing you can do it second shake I think personally Steak and Shake is a great restaurant diner to sit down and eat I don't think the drive-thru is that good because of that I'm not gonna give it an a because the drive-through is just so mediocre and also it takes 45 minutes to get your meal so we're gonna take Steak and Shake and we're gonna put it at a beef and I think that's very reasonable just get a [ __ ] refill no you don't you can't get a refill because they give you glass drinks inside the diner you can't walk out with the glass drink because they're gonna be like why are you walking out with the glass drink you have to get a Styrofoam cup to go like trust me I know what I'm talking about it's not about a refill you want to get one so you can drink it at home too like yeah you drank three of them at the store but what about the fourth one you want to drink whenever you're laying in bed watching TV that's whenever that my trick comes in handy free glass yeah subway [Music] I'm gonna be honest there's no way that Jared lost that much weight just eating just eating someone there's no way like that I it's more complicated than that I guarantee this is more complicated than that like I saw that dude and his pants looked like bedsheets there's no way that happens by eating subway every day how's a big factor sure so their spokesperson and their story was built on at least a partial lie who then turned out to be a bad boy and then you actually have the food now has anybody ever bought something at Subway and taken a bite into it and realize that you were eating plastic not literally plastic but basically plastic that mouthfeel of deli meat that's been left out since 8:00 a.m. and it's now 4:00 p.m. and the lunch hour has already ended but nobody wanted to buy that chicken because you can just look at it and know that it's plastic nobody wanted that it's disgusting the [ __ ] is your subway yeah it's you know what you know what the subway logo should be instead of eat fresh it should be don't eat fresh or never fresh I'm sorry but ya never fresh I'm sorry it's just it sucks you guys liked that one that's a good one huh yeah I thought of that one myself subway it's just not really that good I I don't think it's that great I feel like it is the of all the different I like you have liked Quiznos Jersey Mike's Schlotzsky's in subway I would say Jersey or sorry Schlotzsky's is probably number one because it just says better ambience inside the store and you know it's just like maybe a little bit of food Jersey Mike's number two Quiznos number three and then subway down there all the way at the bottom okay there it is firehouse oh man I've never been there so I don't know we also have like thundercloud subs here and I haven't been there either honestly I'm not a big guy into trying new things so Taco Bell so let's talk about Taco Bell Taco Bell has been able to do something that almost no other company in the fast-food game has ever been able to do they were able to innovate on their existing offerings and add value to them by creating something that was it was a synergy of two beautiful things taco shells doritos baja blast skittles slushy stoners five dollar meal box these types of things takes the innovation of a genius Taco Bell has been able to innovate and create new offerings and you know what guys let's go ahead and let's just get the fries since this is obviously the elephant in the room then nacho fries let's get the elephant in the room out of the way okay swinging a Miss swing and a Miss the fries themselves were actually not that bad the real problem is the expectation that you would dip them in cheese that was disgusting nobody wanted that okay no it talked about let's talk about talk about weaknesses because that's probably the easiest thing for us to do here so there cheese is basically plastic it's not I don't like their cheese at all you're so right about the fries yeah their cheese is disgusting if you compare their cheese to something like taco cabanas is their case so it's not even a remote possibility so game multiple times over all right and that's just the fact I like every fast-food cheese no because Taco Cabana has proven you can do better than that and the Taco Bell cheese is [ __ ] disgusting all right it just is beyond that they did get rid of my 5ly or nachos that I used to buy for a dollar because I couldn't afford anything else because I was trying to survive on you know basically no [ __ ] money they got rid of that I wasn't happy but now I can buy it again and all I have to do is get a nacho supreme and ask them to hold the sour cream and the tomatoes because those are [ __ ] disgusting Taco Bell I've been eating Taco Bell for over 20 years I'm going to get Taco Bell and s the reason I'm going to give Taco Bell and s number of reasons they're dynamic they changed their menus regularly number two the expectations of Taco Bell are low and Taco Bell never said that they were gonna be there we're never gonna be high Taco Bell you go in there the employees don't give a [ __ ] that's fine because they can still make the food it's really really easy to make and it doesn't matter on top of that Taco Bell is a place that if you ever want any silverware you can just go over to the Taco Bell the little bar that they have and take a handful of sporks and put them in your pocket trust me Billy who's 17 years old and getting paid 825 an hour to make tacos for people that hate him isn't going to give a [ __ ] he doesn't care you can take every taco that you want then give it every sport that you want also like I mean even me like I have a giant pile of sports and hot sauce like I actually I try to you know I try to at least take at least like a handful of something out of the bar with me with Taco Bell IV I even have some of their trays too that they were complimentary with my so that's the way it is I think the Taco Bell absolutely is an S for a number all of those reasons they have they have you know different product offerings they're able to also like create new product offerings around their existing products remember whatever Taco Bell in the 90s started doing the choco taco and then the Taco Bell dog died then they got rid of the choco taco that's the way it goes like nobody want nobody wants to eat a choco taco like that was a 90s idea okay we're beyond that now we've got our fun final three Wendy's let's talk about Wendy's hamburgers absolutely delicious some of the best the dollar menu one of the most diverse around they have hamburgers they have chili they have Nuggets and they do all of those things correctly even though the chili doesn't necessarily go on fries that's okay I've been very worried about Wendy's recently actually because a lot of their decisions have shown to me that they're creatively bankrupt a lot of Wendy's decisions are yeah but there's chili on it this time really I I can't say that enough and it's like you have the that chili Chino am I wrong we have the chili [ __ ] the fries you have the Baconator fries somebody once eat bacon bits on top of fries that's that I'm not a fan of that or bacon yeah we put bacon or chilies on it those two things I was not happy about but recently Wendy's has done something that III think I'm gonna be able to to turn things around with and I think that things that Wendy's are actually gonna start looking up recently Wendy's has announced that they are bringing spicy nuggets back to their stores that alone is enough to make me happy they're not adding spicy nuggets are not putting nuggets with a chili bean on top of it and the meat from the chili by the way if anybody never noticed this they're just the hamburger meats except for their cut up a little bit more okay like I'm sorry if that breaks your immersion by going to Windies but that's the truth yeah it's just hamburger meat cut up a little bit yeah ruined it for me well that's good Wendy's drinks are delicious they have the the free style machines which allow you to make any type of drink that you want there Nuggets are relatively good their chicken is above average their actual main meals are good the bacon aiders are delicious however I do believe they only need one slice of cheese and not two I believe it's a little bit of a what do you call that cheese overload all right this this I'm just gonna put that down there it keeps getting in my [ __ ] forehead Oh what oh you guys like cheese well you know what you don't need cheese it's [ __ ] disgusting you should be ashamed of yourself what are you thinking about you need cheese you need to [ __ ] slices of cheese then bring bring one from home because I don't want your [ __ ] your your mentality to infect my food we only need one slice of cheese the Baconator was a great idea and even though the Baconator for me personally wasn't the greatest item on the menu it's a selling point because the Baconator isn't it's not a meal it's an idea it's the idea that you can just put bacon on whatever the [ __ ] you want and you can put a lot of bacon on it and it's delicious so I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna give Wendy's an S a lot of my greatest oh I've had a lot of memories in Wendy's my dad and I used to go to Wendy's every single week and now I usually go every single week still it's very very delicious we're gonna give Wendy's NS now water Burt do with you want a burger now listen are you guys from EU Jay Alan Bret you think you do but you don't it's not that good all right it's not like get get get the water Berg did get the water burger dick out of your [ __ ] mouth out of your ass and let's look at reality okay let's look at reality water burger [ __ ] sucks the only good thing about Whataburger is you get to film fights at 2:00 a.m. whenever everybody drives home from the bars and you can put those on worldstar that is the only that is the biggest attraction to water burger are the fights that happen inside of it whenever there's any sort of an event that's nearby that's it that's the only thing they're chicken the breading in their chicken is the majority of the food and I know everybody wants to the South Park episode where Cartman ate all the breading but let's put that into perspective that breading was from KFC with the best breading water burgers breading it's not the best it's not even good their chicken is decidedly average their hamburgers are good they're good and that's all I can say the biggest tip that I can give to you about going to water burger is the more people that are behind the counter the higher the chance your food is gonna be [ __ ] up if they're smiling and laughing and talking with each other they're not doing their job they're not paying attention because if they were paying attention they'd be [ __ ] pissed because they're working at Whataburger fake Texan I'm sorry boys I I am I am I am I'm now I'm telling the truth Oh what are you guys gonna shut me down what are you're trying to shut me down cuz I'm telling the [ __ ] truth somebody's gonna say if somebody's got a [ __ ] say I'm saying it right now Whataburger is [ __ ] nasty I hate water burger one time the day that Diablo 3 came out I ate that [ __ ] hamburger my boy Jeff ate that [ __ ] hamburger there were 14 people behind the counter laughing it up and guess what I was doing I was throwing it up I was throwing up hamburger chunks to my goddamn nose I was taking a [ __ ] and throwing up at the same time I called Jeff the next day he's [ __ ] sick too I spend the next day laying on a [ __ ] bed laying on my sofa with Gatorade my dad brought all that [ __ ] over there with me I will never forget the moment that I saw a hamburger chunk come out of my goddamn nose my boy Austin bought chicken there and he didn't get sick after that day I never bought any [ __ ] hamburger from Whataburger again I only get chicken because of that one goddamn day and I am here to tell you don't make the mistake that I did the only good thing about water burger is that it's open 24/7 and you can see fights there and honestly the fights are probably more entertaining than Floyd versus McGregor right or Mayweather vs McGregor like it was they're much more entertaining because you have like you have like all these other like extra variables right so you have like hamburgers it's like you know it's like it's like Super Smash Brothers but with items no I know items aren't really fun in Super Smash Brothers to have because somebody else is like randomly gets item and then they win the game but imagine instead of like you know a bomb dropping down and like a little spring thing and a little Pokemon ball instead there's like hamburgers fries drinks and trays and trust me whenever fights happened in there all the items are dropping and they're all being used it's beautiful it's like 90s wrestling exactly we're going to we're going to rank we're going to rank Whataburger you I'm gonna say what a burghers of Binks get mad get mad you know what come on come on get mad let me take it in let me take it and everybody wants to talk [ __ ] everybody's mad about me let's let's hear it let's hear a question marks come on let's go I'll give you guys like maybe a minute or so come on let it let it out let it out put all the question marks in there all you want I know you're angry I know you're upset and that's fine just know that you're wrong and I'm right that's the facts how is jack-in-the-box worse they're disgusting now White Castle can't [ __ ] wait I'm thirsty as hell water no it's okay man all right we got a drink another III can only drink dr. peppers like I like to switch it up right it's like you know how like you know my mama you know like you watch porn right and you're like okay well I already jerked off to this like three times let's switch it up a little bit and that way you know keep things exciting and fresh and so that time you decide to jerk it off to like hentai but you know usually it's something completely different and it's kind of the same sodas right it's like I want to you know I want to get the dr. pepper and then after the doctor if I want have Coke then after the coke I want to dr. pepper after the dr. pepper I want a Pepsi then dr. pepper then coke then dr. pepper then Pepsi then maybe I have a sprite if I want to change my life and you know I eat a little bit healthier but then back to dr. pepper dinner coke then a Pepsi a dominant man I haven't had Dr Pepper for a while now I'm gonna have to dr. peppers in a row so I really like doctor ever okay White Castle White Castle do you know why Harold and Kumar wanted to go to White Castle it's because they were high do you know what happens whenever you're high and you drive you crash and you kill people and trust me after I eat White Castle for the first time I would have rather be dead it's disgusting it's another you know what it is it's one of those places that it has a gimmick oh you're gonna get 12 hamburgers and you've got all the you know the the big old beefy boys going in there oh-ho-ho man they got a meal for me and then you get the hamburgers and to the size of a [ __ ] quarter nobody wants that it's disgusting yeah it's just Google Images yeah we're you know what I'm gonna go Google Images where's White Castle it's a second let me open it up here I don't want to show my Google searches where the hell is it all right images look at this disgusting garbage look at this filthy trash imagine taking a picture of a hamburger and you can't even make it look good oh this is right here this is probably uh oh this is person in here oh yeah Wow I want to eat that how the hell are you gonna eat that like this is like one of those Looney Tunes meals for whenever you know like you know Bugs Bunny's walking around and you know the female rabbit walks in and his jar literally hits the floor because he's like oh wow look at those feathers those are the only [ __ ] things could never eat this hamburger all right I don't want to stick through my hamburgers but this is awful what is this here Brazilian bruschetta what is this what is this garbage oh really I mean look it always got a little so [ __ ] stupid man that's so just it's filthy all right what is this here first runner up yeah what for last place waffles are disgusting him oh here we go oh yeah look at that you know what it looks like it looks like a gay orgy just replace replace the hamburgers with dudes and replace the sauce with sauce and it's basically the same thing and honestly I'm not even I'm a straight guy okay I'm so straight I could suck a dick and it wouldn't be gay but I'd probably like that more than those hamburgers it's filthy that really is it's absolutely filthy and I just I don't like it okay so it's just [ __ ] disgusting okay that's just going this is it's nasty like why would anybody well yeah all that that's oh yeah Wow here we go this is great yeah this is just so delicious if I had to eat that I would throw up overreacting it's not that bad yes it is yes yes yes it is I don't want to hear that it's not that bad because it is that bad it's really bad primer Banham I'll go back in the logs later on don't worry I'm sure he'll be talking about how much food he likes how do you even eat that you don't you don't eat it it's just oh oh here we go yeah oh wow look at that that's so good Harold and Kumar whitecastle challenge and look at those drinks right there what are what are those drinks made out of they're paper cups well we've already talked about multiple times already that paper cups are [ __ ] [ __ ] and if I can I can just look I can look at a drink I know how big it is that's only a 22 ounce drink and if they're sorry a 20 ounce drink and if there's a 20 ounce drink that means that it's probably not small and whitecastle probably doesn't have an extra large option which means that they probably don't even sell 44 ounce drinks and if drink if they don't sell 44 ounce drinks what the [ __ ] is the point because usually they have the small which is 16-ounce medium which is 22 up to 20 ounce and then large which is 32 ounce but what they should have as they should have small which is 20 ounce medium which is 32 ounce and large which is 40 for an ounce or they could add you know like a kid's wine and that's only you know like yeah I probably also a 32 ounce drinks here kids are pretty fat these days but listen yeah 44 I'm sprinklers yeah White Castle I mean this is actually even or you know what White Castle is it scuffed Culver scuffed Culver I'm sorry but there it is like I'm just not a fan of this man I'm really sorry to say I'm just not a fan Culver's is s tear Culver's is s tear White Castle is F tear there it is I want you guys to take a picture of this screenshot it and hold on to it like it's the Ten Commandments because these things here this is that yeah this is the Word of God personal favorite all of them except for F I don't like those basically seeing above yeah all of them I have been going to fast food restaurants for where's Domino's okay let's talk about where I would rate the other ones okay Domino's let's talk about dominoes dominoes would be a or st r Domino's is really good um let's see what are the other ones here Zaxby's I don't I've never been there I don't know if tax piece is good or not Papa John's Papa John's is C tear try to do things different better ingredients better pizza different ingredients mediocre pizza that's more like at Culver's that's an S tier I would say us to your Taco Cabana is absolutely s tier Taco Cabana is amazing I love Taco Cabana Pizza Hut that's a B let's see IHOP that's not a fast-food restaurant let's see taco maker I'm not wrong I'm just from compare yours to idubbbz list how many say you're gonna put Little Caesars as an A I mean like really like McDonald's and a like this is just totally wrong like here's the problem here is that does he even eat fast food like I I feel like this is this is the problem here is we're having these people he's like being almost like a poser like how can you possibly eat fast food and make that list because to me I don't I I genuinely don't even know how say he's from he's from Hollywood yeah this is some kind of like a [ __ ] Hollywood agenda this is the real list this is the real [ __ ] from somebody who's down in the trenches actually eating this [ __ ] food this is what it's about I have fast food every [ __ ] day almost every [ __ ] day and you know what people are telling me I'm not supposed to do that anymore because now I'm getting a bit older well you know what maybe I won't need it as much right but I'm still gonna eat it I'm gonna eat ya this is the fat poster oh they're influencer yeah they don't understand like I understand I know I know what's good okay I spent like a [ __ ] hour making this list a favorite okay I'll put I'll pick my favorite there it is mad here's what I'm looking at it in the context of if I had to eat only that place for the rest of my life I think DQ probably it is the best okay either D alright you know what it's gonna be a it's a three-way tie realistically between DQ Taco Bell and Wendy's like that this is the real truth these three are my top three favorites okay and Taco Cabana would be on there too I really like talking Fanta talk about yeah it's good Carlos jr. it's a it's a [ __ ] Sieber I like let's be real it's a [ __ ] safe what do you order from DQ though whatever the [ __ ] I want that's what I order from deke you can only pick the favorite no it's not true that's not true at all because I remember I asked one of my teachers who her favorite student in class was and she says they're all my favorite and she quit the next year so that wasn't even true [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Published: Thu May 09 2019