Asmongold Reacts to "Zul'Farrak Horror Stories | Rogue 1-60 | World of Warcraft Classic"

Quorra stories what is this so farik horror stories what is this six days ago is this a good one it's so funny okay all right well we'll look at it that's fine hello welcome back to another one Barney last episode we made an everlasting friend and an eternal enemy this episode we take a deep dive into zolf Iraq to uncover sacred artifacts Godzilla copyright infringement and party members suffering that's actually uh what's it what's the 301 that goes like what's it called in Godzilla guide yeah of course no not not Mothra godori yeah Ghidorah exactly yeah get or that's it yeah see I just had to make the noise you guys knew what I was talking about King Ghidorah from dunning-kruger syndrome this is the tale of the carrot on a stick our story begins in the shimmering flats a desolate expanse devoid of vegetation and most other signs of life in the shimmering flats everything is white as far as the eye can see if there is round-the-clock Nazca and what little civilization exists is entirely dependent on fossil fuels whilst the average boomer sees this place as a vision of heaven I hate this zone in fact see ever become submerged underwater during the Cataclysm trailer was for me the highlight of 2010 but I digress the shimmer okay number one as much as the shimmering flats is stupid it is one of the best questing zones in the entire game the shimmering flats is one of the only questing zones where there's not any annoying weird [ __ ] contrived quest it is one of the best questing zones in the entire [ __ ] game like if you don't do shimmering flats never you're leveling up you are an idiot code counter so it didn't get to give any subscibe preciate that Hirshman thank you very much code Cal thank you thank you thank you dude ring flats is home to many goblin unknown engineers who spend all day drinking white monster energy and racing and dangerous mega Hawaii costs now this is podracing one of the nodes named Wizzle brass bolts has a level 50 quest which reads the following soulful rock the trend deepens all for rock the central city in turn Aras there is a sacred pool from that pool the trolls us feast God he's so fierce even wait he's a known he's so fierce that even his scales crackle with energy it's that energy I want to harness for my car bring me a scale of Godzilla and in exchange for my trouble he offers a highly sought-after trinket the carrot on a stick which as you know from last episode increases mounted speed by 3% right just got to go to a dungeon kill a boss reduce oh oh my sweet viewers I wish I could tell you it was going to be that easy but mounted speed comes at a cost and if you want it you must be prepared to pay its price but his head was going to be gargantuan and with my current level being way lower than is recommended my chances of success was slim to none but you I think the fact that he was even able to find a CF group at all was amazing all right the fact is that unless you're a [ __ ] mage or a warlock or a priest nobody wants you for ZF like it's honestly like if I ever leveled up a rogue it would be the worst experience ever i or tank ya or anything who know me iron will ninja way whatever [ __ ] role the next part of it is a ninja welcome to Lord Iran the northern part of the eastern kingdom three years ago the denizens of this beautiful land lived in peace under the Alliance of Lordaeron the elves in the north were happy the humans in the middle were happy that wharves to the south were happy homes were gnomes and then the prince became a death knight and killed everyone with his mind-control die of the dead Prince Arthas marched north towards the elven city of Quelf alas on a mission to seize the means of production of Sunny Delight during the battle a certain higher named Sylvanas please don't ruin my character wind run at old office that the sculpture is on quote a bit gay in response to this office from no wonder he killed her for a homophobia Arthas was the good guy a body and turned her into a banshee some would argue that this was a disproportionate reaction after wiping out the population of northern Lauder on Arthas mind-control would dwindle and he'd [ __ ] off back to northrend to cry about it no longer mind-controlled all the undead who used to live in Lord Iran were like oh I guess we just go back to living here then and so Lord Iran became home to the Forsaken not a no longer mind-controlled undead army led by Sylvanas Windrunner and they're all super pissed at office I'm sure they will forgive and forget but if we go back even further Lord Iran was originally home to the forest trolls of the almighty Empire for hundreds of years the trolls did troll stuff but then the elves arrived and they knew magic discovering that the trolls were susceptible to fire the elves push themselves and established quell for lusts and the trolls were pissed but then the humans and the elves support their magic discovering the troubles were susceptible to fire the humans push them east and established Lord Iran and the trolls were pissed present-day the once great think about that right the trolls just spend the entire history of Wow getting [ __ ] I I feel like they're like one of like the indigenous peoples and you know like you have like the the colonizers that come in they're like no you can't be here anymore then he moved out no you can't be here anymore either and then somehow they're just stuck in [ __ ] zg or something you know and yeah no wonder they're [ __ ] pissed are xmc thing or so the five get to give me new subs I appreciate that very much man thank you thank you thank you dude I love you Tom Ani Empire now looks like this reduced solely to one area the hinterlands and the trolls are pissed but why did I just job well remember this gnome who just so casually asked us to kill Godzilla for electrified scales yeah it turns out this guy's Rilla is actually a demigod secret boss and his summoning ritual requires you to be in possession of an enchanted mallet how to obtain the enchanted mallet you asked well luckily for me this troll left an ancient tablet in their will and it details how to obtain it to create the mallet of sulfur Ark one must first travel to the altar of Zul and obtain the sacred mallet from a troll keeper next one must bring the sacred mallet to the altar atop the troll city of jinn far lower causing the sacred mallet at the altar will infuse it with power and transform it into the mallet of soulful rock oh I never did them out of sulfur ankh I never did it I was like it's gonna take up an inventory slot and I'll just have somebody else do it anyway and I don't need any loot from the boss to begin with so this is a waste of my space yeah I never did that I was like I'm not gonna [ __ ] go down there and also on top of that I couldn't figure it out I like that the thing is like most of the quests like as I said I I threw away my laundry list of items that I needed for my warlock you know quest line or my warrior quest line for the whirlwind axe and I never got it because I couldn't figure out how to look it up I was a big [ __ ] idiot okay seems simple enough right just got to go the troll keeper for the mallet then I hope you are wrong the troll keeper a question lives in the hinterlands the troll keeper in question is part of the aforementioned Amani tribe the child keeper in question is pissed now I can and in the next couple years of my life working as an envoy for the Horde easing tensions and improving relations with the Armani tribe now we got over several years and then eventually cashing in my socio political clout points for a sacred mallet but I don't have time for that I just want to make mount go fast and so I set off for the hinterlands on a mission to obtain the merit of Zilpha Rock the item required to summon Godzilla following the directions of the tablet I made for the altar of Zul where the mallets keeper would await me upon arriving I find that the mallets keeper whose name can [ __ ] off is a level 50 alley up mob oh that's not good and being a level 43 reanimated pile of bones I begin to have second thoughts oh she's no you guys know me the last thing I am a quitter I always stick it through to the end like quit but just as I turned to leave I looked up Merrill's who just yesterday I had a whole adventure with the footage for which is unfortunately lost forever due to Windows patented shutting down your computer right now [ __ ] you technology we have to install an update right now do you want to still install it later or now put later ok ok it's later now let's install the update that's basically how they do things now Merrill's wasn't here for the same reason I was but that didn't stop them from being a total pro in helping me anyway together with this random warrior we managed to take down [ __ ] off and obtain the sacred mallet yeah we just had to bless it the intended way of doing this is to battle your way through the troll city of jenthor a law a city literally tunnels that increase in level as you ascend eventually culminating in a grand battle with the leader of the tribe bio priestess hex who is blocking your access to the altar required to bless the sacred mallet however my teammates offers about the high IQ play of running in dying walking back to your corpse and repairs the summit being the insecure rogue player that I am I stood here guys remember back in the [ __ ] beta whenever we did this and I kept getting killed by those rogues well I was actually mad there the thing is I really was I was pissed 99% of time I'm never mad but that time I was genuine I was mad because I was I was actually more mad at McConnell I was mad at McConnell because I knew that McConnell drawing attention to it would make them do it more and McConnell was like oh man they killed you again dude I can't believe this is happening oh you died again oh man dude you're so mad right now just like [ __ ] you know you know get them up and you know saying all this good stuff about it I'm all this kind of [ __ ] and reply bathroom I already did so yeah he he I blamed it on him that it was happening I was more mad at McConnell than I was even at the Rogues I know it might sound ridiculous but it's true in police delft my way to the top thought I [ __ ] love being around once there we waited for the priestess to turn her back then Merrill turned the Watchmen into a sheep and we scrambled to bless the mallet before the priestess turned back around that's now with the malice of sulfur rock in my possession I was ready to find a groom and start my dungeon experience because I had the mallet of sulfur Rock finding a group was incredibly easy now this might be largely unimpressive by the time the video releases but having the mallet at such a low level was a huge deal during the first part of the game at the time of recording level 43 was already incredibly ahead of the curve so to have an item that was intended for level 50s and above pretty much made me royalty having a mallet assure that everyone in the group would obtain their mounted speed trinket and I was there for sure this dungeon would be a happy fun great time enjoyed by all I mean that didn't happen we already know that didn't happen so I think that's actually kind of cool that like if you really want to have like a special little item or something like that it kind of makes it a little bit more exciting and you know it helps you get into groups more easily I never even thought of it it's like like I never thought of it from that perspective that if you have these cool items that because you have them it makes it a lot easier for you to be able to get into groups which is five incredibly ahead of the curve World of Warcraft addicts there's no way we're not mentally stable surely we will get through this dungeon just fine aghhh me and the tank met up with the Warlock just outside the dungeon and after summoning the other PS and the Warlocks Gila girlfriend we rode into zolf Iraq and started our assault going against the norm the very first pull of the dungeon was not made by the tank but instead the Warlock after we down the first pack that tanked a powerfully asked the wall allow him to obtain aggro first which look responds it was a non damaging curse it's just the funny thing about classic Wow is the fact that as time has gone on players are still as [ __ ] stupid as they used to be they're still just as stupid as they used to be and nothing has changed it's incredible still anchoring the moat but ok the tank then pulls the second pack and for some reason whilst we're still fighting it the Warlock pulls the 3rd despite the overwhelming numbers we emerge victorious and I'm feeling optimistic about the rest of the dungeon if we could overcome a pull like that this dungeon should be no sweat the world walks game a girlfriend then says with no cc and no type this would be long and painful and I just it is at this point I take asked the question on everyone's mind you guys knew the vendee spawns his DPS and summons his tank playing what we all suspected but that's ok new players too and I'm sure this warlock will learn as the dungeon progresses that a tank should be the one to port of course the healer then chastises the tank for 2 hand tanking which is literally not a problem especially not at this life further cementing in our heads that these two partners in crime are the worst type of [ __ ] a [ __ ] who speaks with conviction on a subject they very clearly know nothing about life the next poll goes smoothly as the tank was able to get AI a grow before the Warlock comics what's the two Warriors were very clearly still feeling the effects of the preseason psionic idiot statement to combat the plummeting morale at the hands of these two retards I attempt to bolster the troops we are doing fine and we'll continue to do fine the healer then immediately complains about going out of mana in the previous fight you know the one that was so tough because her boyfriend pulled the entire pack next the tank tells us to follow as we are going to walk in a specific way to skip much to my dismay the Warlock had not moved and so everything was pulled anyway Thank You voidwalker fortunately we make short work of them and the tank asks that the Warlock put his pet on passive during short cuts to avoid smart idea future the warlock then tries to use what I said earlier about letting people play how they want I was referring to the tank as an argument to be laid why he should be allowed to keep ninja pulling mobs further ahead by some grace of God we actually managed to conquer the first boss further ahead still we come to the second boss who spawns when you get too close to his cave the warrior warns the Warlock in advance but alas too late at least his void Walker was there to tank it briefly am i right that last fight begins and let me tell you this boss is a real peace heartedly summons these basilisks which by design has a warrant focusing so the fight just becomes a race to nuke the main guy before you all perish miserably it is nothing short of a miracle that we pulled through but with the hardest boss encounter complete and with no casualties to boot I was confident that we could take this run to the end we proceed to the third boss where everything goes fine well I mean the Warlock did commit suicide with Hellfire but everything went fine as we clear the way to the next boss fight that ok I want to say like that has never happened to me there has never been a time where Hellfire I cast hellfire and I turn it turned out that I was ending up like a growing a little bit too many mobs and I you know I killed everybody right that never has happened before thank politely reiterates for the Ponte Reed warlock to please let him make the pools and to not attack unless he's in the fight but reasonable right just don't tell other people how to play the other warrior chimes in for the first time to say he's new and the tip don't tell other people how to play the other war but don't be one of those nitpicky [ __ ] then I don't say that that goes bananas when the pool doesn't go exactly how they want it just play dude just played a dude just I just play man that's all you just play that's all there is Man III this is crazy man [ __ ] crazy I just played I kind of appreciate I don't know the game so well riah times in for the first time to say he's new and the tips the tank is giving are actually helping him learn and of course the warlock has a problem with this too stating that the tank was displaying lame as [ __ ] behavior though I'm preventing wipes no you aren't we pull the fourth boss and I try to raise morale once again let's just we'll have fun smiley face but when the warlock immediately resumes crying after the fight the polite tanks patience had come to an end with I love being in groups where everybody hates each other it's so tense people were [ __ ] mad like there's one guy that's trying to calm them down and then sometimes if I'm in a group I don't really care about how it goes I'm like hey so um what do you guys think about this warlock and it's the guy it's in the group like so how's our DPS so far is there anybody that's doing low DPS or just ask something incendiary that's like just open-ended just to let them really [ __ ] rip on each other is one of the best parts about being and they playing an MMO is getting people mad at each other then warlock is right I mean uh he hasn't joined the game well no if you enjoyed the game of the expense of other people whenever they're voluntarily going to play with you then you're a piece of [ __ ] that's basically what the difference is like I I agree with you right there like yeah obviously people should be able to play how they want but we're never playing how you want comes at the expense of other people and like you know wasting their time then playing how you want no longer is a you know a positive thing that's what I would say we had our our keyword our hero died unfortunately I have to actually you know play the game here for a second down to father were he posts the damage meters in chat for the last fight revealing that not only is bounced the warlock doing the least amount of damage out of the damage dealers he's also being out damaged by the tank and the healer in fact his pocket healer girlfriend is doing more than double his damage now I'm no therapist but I suspect being presented with the irrefutable evidence that he was [ __ ] useless shattered utter his dunning-kruger syndrome and in Douce to psychosis I only don't care what you think kid then we get the law even doing bounce the warlock then left the party and to his he'll a girlfriend with him later she father who rejects on to the tank and tells him to eat a bag of dicks before being a gym bag in sex with a complete lack of self-awareness he then stops bringing me all this [ __ ] about how the tank was toxic and I tell him to take a breather he tells me he's going to be just fine and I totally believe him I think yeah he'll be just fine the last 30 minutes had been nothing short of a true test of patience but with me literally in view we weren't going to give up now we replenished our group and marched onwards to what could only be certain victory that carrot on a stick is so close I can taste it after surviving the pyramid after surviving the pyramid gauntlet where waves after waves of trolls attempt to murder you we clear the fifth boss encounter which is actually the group of people we just rescued from captivity not a good day for these guys I also remind the group that I have that's there are so many warlocks in this game they're awful like there are warlocks so there'll be a mob that's a like 20% health you'll have two warriors in the group and the war ox will be like all right let's full dot them up well it's full Don them up let's get that corruption let's get that curse of agony let's get the [ __ ] let's get the siphon life hey yo let's drop an mo8 on them okay boys let's make it happen and then [ __ ] start channeling a [ __ ] a shadow bulb and my time to shower Bullock it's halfway through the cast of mob dies and the world liked you look at the damage me Rock soon like 74 DPS no can ever I go and I do DPS and a raid on my warlock average damage for me is like 1.1 K like probably 1.1 K usually if I have a good healer for hellfire somewhere around there mallet of Zola Farooq which I must not have mentioned before because the warrior acts accordingly with a positive spring in our step we headed to the final encounter and it was here that it became obvious just how much of a clown fiesta we had been putting up with before where bounce was a ignorant [ __ ] blood I was a cold calculated killer he also didn't have his tank pet out so good job blood I the final boss fell and it was time to move forward to the true goal Godzilla for an hour they had suffered through an agonizing dungeon experience of two idiots but I was finally a song write rewards of my patience except not really accidentally pulled one too many mobs on the way and wiped and then God I immediately quit good job blood I the party subsequently fell apart and I was left careless and heartbroken I'd like to tell you it gets better from here but and so yeah I people that leave after one wipe in classic Wow I don't I don't get mad at them I feel sorry for them because they're stupid they think about how much time they just wasted how much of their own time they just wasted because of this I did it spent like maybe 20 minutes 30 minutes going over there and now they're just gonna leave after one wipe I can't believe it like I don't feel bad for though I'm just like wow you're stupid beyond just getting started 15 minutes later I find myself inviting names having the mallet of sulfur actually makes you feel like the only dude at the party with weed we make it to the cave and once again someone accidentally triggers the bus fight the widest problem you know everyone actually seems competent this time and it is an easy mistake to make after explaining how the trigger zone works we attempt to fight again but unfortunately each [ __ ] because the party leader was focusing the ads and surprising the boss says you're meant to we wipe again the gila leaves and i am removed for having a quote bad attitude I don't know what I did to trigger this man's inferiority complex bad dad introduced that he was threatened by my chat aura what can I say being an alpha peak male specimen really is a curse 20 minutes later I get into another group having Mallett loves ol Frank you know the drill fast-forward to the cave same Shh and I just want to say right now whenever you're watching all these videos this is why people dungeon grind this is why is because if your dungeon grinding I never have a crew of them says ball and you just run any from the graveyard there's almost nothing that can go wrong there's no [ __ ] you just run it over and over and over and that's it that's the only reason why people dungeon right is they don't have to deal with this other dumbass [ __ ] it different groups bus gets pulled we actually come out on top and an agility ring drops which is a nice upgrade for me then the Gila needs on it and wins when confronted he went on an insane tangent accusing me of conspiring to sell the ring instead of using it and so he took it to prevent such an injustice now what he that's Royston salt no I I just I can't believe that like so how do you even what is the logic behind that well you know he you know he's gonna need roll on it to sell it so I'm gonna need roll on it to sell it here's here's here's how you know somebody like this is actually just doing it selfishly versus actually because they believe in it if they really believe that they will allow the other people that greed rolled to roll and see if those people that greed rolled out rolled their need rol and then give it to the people that can roll separately if their roll exceeded their knee roll so there's a way that you can actually tell if somebody's doing it greedily or if somebody's doing it just because they want to you know make a point hero even after checking my gear and seeing that it was indeed an upgrade he stands by his ignorant objectively wrong statement trying to coach the rest of the team onto his side thankfully for me the rest of the party are sane stable people and they do not concede to his [ __ ] they tell him to give me the ring and after he does he pulls a bunch of mobs wipes the party and leaves if you're starting to see a correlation between being ahead of the curve and being a crybaby loser I applaud your perception another 20-minute that's probably true I have never seen people get more butthurt or more angry or more mad than whenever something like that came up I'm bet that's very very true it's poems refill outranks reset the instance and try again five minutes in Al warlock gets stuck in a wall his pet pulls everything and we [ __ ] die I close my eyes take a deep breath and what rages and every God will hear me please please just give me one good group I just want my carrot please I just want to go fast we return to the instance and suddenly everything starts running smoothly we take down packs with no problem the first us fools and we're on track to make it to a second bus and that's great time for the tank then leaves the party and a half stones out I call in an emergency favor from a kill so I come in him and head into sulphur ugh what I can only hope is the last time we fight our way to the cave and to my surprise nobody egg rose the boss in fact everyone knows what the hell is going on towards the end of the fight our healer sir comes to the swarming mass of basilisks and I know it's only a short amount of time before we inevitably wipe I last hit the boss and vanish the hell out of there as everyone around me dies screaming [ __ ] love being rode with the hardest encounter down we breeze through the rest of the dungeon and approach the sacred pool after suffering from five hours of quitters flamers and insatiable warlocks wood I finally faced off against Godzilla we get ready to pull the final pack and the tank says he has to go I'm just kidding we steamroll the pack and I walk up to the gong strike it with my mallet of sulphur rack and finally we summon Godzilla slowly he emerges from the pool before entering charging into us and knocking us airborne holy [ __ ] after being knocked airborne again I use this downtime to ingest a tasty beverage and G fuel ten percent off with code Barney Godzilla puts me in a block of ice for 10 seconds and after emerging from my icy tomb I make the final incision Godzilla is defeated Wow Victoria team that's my friends is the tale of the carrot on a stick and hey if you like my videos consider supporting me my 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Id: EvQOgMxSh44

Length: 27min 35sec (1655 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 19 2019