Asmongold Reacts to The FINALE of Barny's EPIC Classic WoW Adventure!

oh my god it's so good this is probably the greatest wow series i've maybe ever seen gentlemen yesterday we watched a very big video we watched a massive [ __ ] video today we return and we're going to watch the end of the line barney's new video it is [ __ ] time who's ready let's go [Music] turn down a little bit [Music] the wait is over yep all right let's do it [Music] [Music] goof troop i remember them from the old video holy [ __ ] [Music] [Music] i hope that barney actually gets scared bored i really do i hope it happens because it is the ultimate story of triumph here we go end of the line you know honestly i don't know why i made the intro so melancholic i mean sure i don't get scarab lord but this is a joyous occasion no two videos one year imagine that's all that coming now don't ask me for anything ever again oh and just real quick the reason this says 7 out of 32 quest complete even though i left you on 3 out of 32 is because i added 4 to the total that i finished later that don't have like a standard hand in i just figured it would be easier to do it now because if i do it later you guys might be like wait the number has gone up but no quest was complete anyway with that said the video's starting oh wait that means i have to edit a transition or play-doh welcome to the final episode all right let's see 5th of august 2020 212 volume up okay we join yours truly approaching the caverns of time outside of which everyone is waiting patiently to speak with us now that i have secured my reputation as the greatest bug slayer of all time is finally willing to stop being a child and talk to me like do you not know who i am i'm the main character of grubulus i literally grinded through 11 bug farms this guy should be the main character of the server i like that of me though anna kronos tells me i am the hope of kalimdor and then graciously offers me a terrible ring to aid in my travels amazing if there was ever any question that this game's design has always been malicious uh this quest proves it wow did you just beat the most insane grind we've ever put in the game nice here's your downgrade [ __ ] quest yeah here's a ring that's worse than what you got in molten core please next up anna chrono says hey you know that red stone you keep ominously including in all your cinematics go check it out so we go check it out and that's when we get the law dump i explained in episode one you guys remember that right with the bugs and the dragons and the useless eyes especially the seven gates ever again those were the good days that's complete i was then summoned back to anachronos and this is the point in the questline where it's revealed we need to be the ones to find those gems and rebuild that scepter because the anachronist is too depressed to do it himself or something same the whereabouts of the g i don't know why we had to do it for him either i didn't read that part of the quest i did this back in wrath of the lich king before he was of course a complete mystery even though anakronos appointed a guardian for each gem after the archdruid had his little joker moment varying that was him it wasn't his joke his joker moment was probably when he joined ragnaros and cataclysm huh that guy was just attacking me too like ragnaros wanted this guy as his right-hand man yeah i mean i know executives set the bar low but this guy did he just took l's non-stop for like a thousand years that's like he's a loser even his gimmick achievement is harder than his encounter i'm getting sidetracked each gem was appointed a god that actually is true reason or another every single guardian has but i've played dark souls 3 so i already know how this one goes we are told to prepare for the worst and we are sent on our way all right wow so this is the part where the questline breaks into three separate threads each thread follows the search for one of the three championships can be done in any order if you collect all three gems you can bring them to anachronos and he will use them to craft the scepter of the sift ship [ __ ] this it's the last episode just get through it if you get the scepter you get the mount okay but because this quest line is really lovely you could do it in any order so wacky to prevent any confusion on your part you can check the title card of each section to know which questline we're currently progressing you can also see how many totals oh my god this [ __ ] was so complicated come spoon feeding you the company oh my god just taking the time now to let you know that we have entered full chronological chronological chronological chronological storytelling the rest of this video takes place chronologically over 29 hours which is now 28 hours it's not looking good but you want to know what is looking good the bonnie beekeeper plushie wow wow i designed it myself wait the real magnetizable hands let you replace the weapons with actual knives my lawyers have told me to inform you that that was a joke please do not replace the weapons with actual oh my god absolutely brenda you're entirely you can actually get one with one touch of them i might get one that's awesome i've corrupted my hard drive as which is you can put it on your desk your bed or even in the corner of your room it will stay exactly where you left it any reports that the barney beekeeper plushie is actually alive have been greatly exaggerated of course he's undead [Music] [ __ ] it mask on no they'll never know it was me when they said hey this is too much for one plush i said shut the [ __ ] up i wanted to have a hood as well included as it turns out spending three years making the best world of warcraft video series on the platform isn't the most financially responsible thing you can do which is why you're all gonna buy the plus so it was worth it right right absolutely 100 guys only buy the plush if you like it but i should tell you if we don't sell out i'm never uploading again smarter.sharp a link in the description so this is the plushie's a real thing as shara named after the night elf queen who did the thing you'd think yeah zone would present she really [ __ ] will stop its namesake but actually it's pretty [ __ ] dead but that's because as shara was never intended as a questing zone to begin with it was meant to be about don't believe me yeah i'm about to blow your mind originally designed as an interesting battleground as sharon you watched this relationship i remember two large jungles and a river this [ __ ] was crazy middle does this sound familiar it's implied that the two teams totally appreciate each other but it must have been really [ __ ] boring because it was scrapped super close to release and now as shara exists like this now i don't blame blizzard for scrapping their dough to battleground they never did quite figure out that three-lane game oh they might never figure it out nothing with the zone in 12 years remember the big cannon i don't think they said we were gonna be able to shoot we're here to talk to this big dragon this is as you ghost hi i'm ajas you might remember him he was losing the gates 1 000 years ago but what you might not know about azure goss is that he is the blue dragon flight oh hey hold on he is the blue dragonflight's trinket keeper which basically means he's every blue dragon's bankhold and he [ __ ] hates it he despises the fact that whilst every other blue drake is off in this i don't even know that was a minor street from the source having the sickest parties of all time he's stuck in [ __ ] dead zone no [ __ ] guarding other people's stuff from [ __ ] like me yeah they got rid of them gave the blue scepter gem to the blue dragonflight to keep safe forever so what that actually meant was ajagos was given the blue scepter gem to keep safe forever and just like any dragon who is guarding a one-of-a-kind gem azuregos would be targeted by more treasure hunters than ever before and after gus was pissed 500 yeah we killed him a few [ __ ] times i don't need a wife my job [ __ ] me [Music] at this point ajos had lost count of the amount of attempts made on his life because of this damn gem and just like with literally any blizzard character if you give them enough time he became unhinged and then he fed the blue scepter gem to a face you know now that i feel wait oh yeah that actually this by the way is not an exaggeration this is actually what happened in the story present day i cannot take five steps without some crazed orc or human trying to thrust a sharp stick into my hide looks like life didn't get any better for asigos after all that'll have to wait until cataclysm when he enters into a romantic relationship with a spirit healer real actual law by the way so now we know the fate of the blue gem one of the trillions healer will have to wait until cataclysm when he enters into a romantic relationship with a spirit healer real actual oh my god i didn't know that we know the fate of the people i never [Music] enchanted that same fish with arcane properties over the lulls in the hope it would become a giant out of arcanite the arcane properties of that metal should attract the fish which is probably not a fish anymore but some kind of sea terror ajigos gives us a ledger to take to a contact with his entonaris whom he describes as a terrible terrible psychic the [ __ ] engineer with any luck perhaps this guy can help us out well that sucks yeah andre goss is done talking to us i said good day sir i [ __ ] hate these dragons well time to head to tanaris and find this engineer or rather time to wait for my summon crew to summon me right there huh gaming handing over the blueprints to the engineer so that's that's power gaming right there that's using that's being the main character of the server okay guys please we ask him if he can make the arcanite bubba booy to which he responds can't even read this [ __ ] bro it's syndraconic another funny little oh no by the way according to the quest dialogue knows the engineer can't read draconic which means he did this [ __ ] on purpose i am laughing lord i'm going to kill ajos even though he can't this by the way is the best quest line blizzard's ever made draconic the engineer says he's willing to give it a shot anyway you'll just need a couple of items beforehand the first item he needs is a draconic translation guide which is a completely reasonable ask the second thing he needs are his reading goggles that his ex stole from him no problem sure whatever he needs them to read and absolutely needs is a 500 pound chicken okay this [ __ ] guy oh yeah his ex bff is either hiding just outside of gilneas or somewhere in outland being pursued luckily for me we don't need to wait until tbc to find him quest complete but we will need to wait to find those goggles because uh he dropped them in molten core it is at this point i realized had i not left that peacebloom dkp earlier on in the week oh my god i forgot all about them able to even attempt this part of the quest so thank you dawn breakers for hosting a scam dkp and being so unnecessarily hostile and questioned about it without you none of this is possible but we're gonna i feel like i've never been in a dkp raid that wasn't a scam like every single one that i was ever in including the ones that i was leading they were all scams every single one let's put a pin in that because uh i'm leaving this raid group and joining it's like oh it's a round of applause because it's almost 7 pm which means the winter course just around the black wing layer among the three shards the red shard is by far the easiest to obtain as it was given to nefarian and i literally kicked the [ __ ] out of this guy every week but as i mentioned majority of my guild are already locked to every raid after helping secure 10 scarab lords if i wanted to attempt the segments of the questline that take place within raids i would have to and this it out figure is out figure it out figure it out [ __ ] it figure it out figure it out and so i figured it out in fact i figured it out ahead of time i'm gonna tell you guys like i've tried to do a bwl pug on monday night that's something let me tell you that really is something cause i'm always numbers steps ahead yesterday when i was still farming bugs i was also reaching out to pretty much every guild in gdp who i knew was reading tomorrow to see if anyone could fit me into a black wing lair run i received the mate two responses back and thus was given a choice not between two guilds per se but between two different risks you see the red shard only drops from nefarion if you beat blackwing lair within five hours of so you have to have a good counter if you fail you actually get a bad ending letter sent to your mailbox from nefario wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he basically just flames you for being too slow and i didn't even know that to be honest but they're in lay the first we never failed ourselves proclaimed casual guild that doesn't require wild buffs or even consumes to raid as someone who is used to sweaty pathetically optimized no fun allowed clear com sub 1 hour speed runs i was no doubt hesitant to accept that offer and then there was the second guild a self-proclaimed hardcore guild who had the rep and logs to back it up clearing in time wasn't up for debate so why did i hesitate to say yes well i made it enemies during my time in the desert and how strange they are now inviting me to bwl hmm now what would i do if i was there because if what you would do is you would [ __ ] get him locked to the first boss and then as soon as that [ __ ] is over then just immediately kick them out of the raid that's what i would do wait i would i would get the person locked and then kick them out immediately [ __ ] after invite me for my first boss kill then pour that [ __ ] on me the raid thereby failing my quest locking me out of bwl for the week and ruining scarab lord for me i mean it's objectively funny and then yes it isn't numbers steps ahead but if it's one thing i can just never say no to it's the chaos of a cursed casual run oh no oh no they're really gonna they're really gonna try that oh no it's a black wing last speed run edition right away this was already the most unique run of bwl i have no instead of being warlock summoned inside a wall like a sweaty geek this is not good we had actually met up in-game as a raid group oh wow socially and cinematically approached brm from the rear just like the old days because i'm a rogue and we like it from behind from so this is the first boss razor gord the untamed which i'm guessing is an ironic name because we'll be using this orb of domination to force him to take children that's pretty [ __ ] up but completely necessary because his is really kind of crazy whenever you if we were to just mortality think about it you're mind controlling him to kill his own eggs that's [ __ ] up uh grazie gore and kill him the eggs would explode upon his death dealing massive damage and killing everyone so you kill adds kill the eggs and then you kill the boss oh you're picking up you're putting down [ __ ] but guys i won't lie this raid is really scaring me they're cracking jokes on the mic and they're not clearing comms and worst of all i think they're having it sounds like they're having suppose fun i feel like it's so funny to me that tips hasn't streamed in like two years and clear comms is still one of the biggest memes in classic wow no one follow me no one follow me get away from that door next up i and i alone have to enter the second room and speak with valestras to start the red shard quest that's easy five hour timer starts now a wise man once said the purest essence of wow's gameplay is standing and hitting to be true then vale strauss is the most world of warcraft fight world of warcraft has to offer because and with a buff that doubles your damage you're gonna do a lot of hitting too what's especially great about vale strass is that the double damage buff carries over to the next couple you can use it for the trap making the journey to the suppression room that bit faster and believe me you'll be thankful for it because this is the part where the raid slows to a grinding this is the worst part of all classic around each trap and that's just the stage hazard because it's a little bit of fun right to manage those shots so trash mobs you have to clear on the way through but i don't get to do damage because i [ __ ] hate it is a tedious completely unfun [ __ ] show of a section that spoils the pacing and what is in other ways a tear raid yeah blackwell xbox brood lord lashlayer is a completely brain-off tank and spank you're just stand and hit it's classic wow if you die to this boss you're a complete [ __ ] noob you just stand and hit it's classic wow if you die to this boss you're a complete [ __ ] true true so true roll on the head if you're on the quest line wait i thought barney was getting it for sure gonna be on skull and x except for one mage and the mage will take text because we don't use zappers in this scope because we're incredibly casual wait i think i might throw up after pulling four packs of techies with no sappers we were ready to engage the whole no you don't read the head that's right that's right i forgot you already had it yeah is objectively a well-designed fight fulfilling literally every class fantasy in one encounter the tanks get to be slapped around and boiled alive for the duration of the fight trying to pass gambling on stack resist so as to avoid downtime moving out and range get to stand back and safely press their one button and it sounds so easy right watch your stacks guys it is so easy but it's the hardest boss in the dungeon if you can beat fire maw you can beat any boss in classic wow firemaw is the hardest boss probably in all of classic wow be careful i'm down you would be mistaken also because this is horde gameplay you really gotta watch that threat oh no that's not good oh no yeah that's the first time i've ever seen yeah that's a good old-fashioned monday night monday night bw we're just having a little bit of fun wiping on the boss again just a good just good old days i blame barney honestly so anyway we've got five hours and you know it's gonna be fine it's gonna be fine yeah we're not gonna make it yeah okay rust off cape on vape on cap on this doesn't usually happen let's try this again yes it does shut up yes it does because this pole was [ __ ] frosty look mum i'm pumping we then pull the rest of the techies with no sappers and i go over to this table to pick up this book which is actually chapter seven of draconic for dummies you'll need to collect chapters one through eight in order to make a complete book for the engineer which i am now god dude like i just i i think back on the tail of high adventure that this quest really gave you like this quest in my opinion i feel like this is what this is the this is the apex pinnacle of of human existence was this quest in world of warcraft classic it was so good and you had to kill a chicken realizing in the moment hold on i don't even know that in character yet hold on i haven't even picked up the quest that allows me to loot chances yeah what the [ __ ] is that um give me wait what give me one sec can i get a oh my god he didn't get the quest oh my god it is at this point i turn questy on and reload my ui when i load back in i am dead so i figure [ __ ] it death warp it is a speed run after all it's so [ __ ] dumb back on the quest we won't pull another boss shouldn't take that long guys we're not gonna make it my summon team then summons me to a remote island off the southern coast of cenaris where the engineer supposedly buried a car some years ago when we dig up the book so like what you had to do is you would have to sail out to an island you know like in lost ark where you can go off the map and find like special little areas so in uh in wow there was like one island at the very bottom of tenaris and you had to you had to swim off of the island and do that so they had this they had to summon her out there so she could get that one and then after that then you can get all the different pages because i remember doing this again it was one of the best [ __ ] experiences but it was very [ __ ] frustrated it actually turns out to be a ransom note addressed to the engineer i figure the fastest way back to the engineer is to unstuck to the gadgets and graveyard ideas instead blizzard's patented go [ __ ] yourself unstuck technology actually teleports me to cargath and my summon team have already hearth to silithus so i get a summon to silithullis fly to tanaan hand over the ransom note quest come on wow pick up the next question and this is where i realize in the footage actually i didn't even need to go on this tangent at all and it will make sense later this has just been a certified idiot moment but i had not slept in like 20 something hours i got a little latency in the brain you know why also i literally traveled through time we now return to blackwing okay i'm back in the raid summon me because i'm bougie though and the trash has been cleared in my absence all according to plan now if i was to tell you that the next two encounters ebon rock and flame gore involve a lot of standing and a lot of hitting would you this is the it is literally the easiest [ __ ] these are the easiest [ __ ] bosses in general uh somehow champion trash yeah look guys can we not do this again today like a holy [ __ ] could we just not do it like nobody nobody gives a [ __ ] like could we just please not [ __ ] do this [ __ ] like yes barney is trans like there's a male character so sometimes i accidentally say he because i'm looking at the character listen i don't care about what your opinion about it is i don't give a [ __ ] please please i just don't like literally nobody cares about what your take on people being trans is just [ __ ] move on guys barney's not a guy and barney's not a girl either barney's a rogue what's that's the best [ __ ] thing about video games is the fact that barney is a rogue shut the [ __ ] up enjoy this story me for jumping oh that's too far man partial wipe to trash that's harder than the buses what a walk how much longer do we have barnaby um we got like an hour like two hours so we're fine i mean uh we're not gonna make it the next bus crowmagos is basically another one of those run-in run-out fights the only difference with this one is that there are random debuffs that will infect random players at random intervals four five of these debuffs are completely negligible though and don't really require a second thought since they'll just be purged off you but if you are unlucky enough to receive the fifth debuff the bronze affliction you just use the same yeah it's the sanders there is only one known cure and it is eating magic sand but i'm trying to kick the stuff you know so i'm i'm okay to sit through the 10 minute deal oh why okay well that's good i mean one little bite con huh right i mean oh no i gotta stop eating sand remember whenever they said at the beginning of the first video don't eat the sand oh no oh god oh god here we go the nefarian fight will this self-proclaimed casual guild see me through to a redneck good at all this be where my scarab lord tale ends well the mainstream lawyers find out that if you right-click benediction it turns into anathema on me i'd say we're off foreign a good start okay right click it again in your inventory this is incredible no it's not a half hour wait she doesn't bro i told you guys like classic players as i said big slow hairy stupid woolly mammoths and they're going extinct oh that's what it's like right there hey guys we're not going to make it barney this is your thing so why don't you go talk to uh-huh oh okay of course no final boss of any raid would be complete without the arbitrary minutes of killing ads before the main guy even shows up but this phase is incredibly simple and it's definitely not caused a freak out so i have no idea why the people in discord were freaking out so much in fact was it was it tips raid that was wiping in phase one of bwl like i remember seeing a video of a guild just becoming absolutely overwhelmed and overrun by these mops it was so [ __ ] funny they were freaking out so much i heard my first clear calm of the entire raid and when the casual guild says clear combs that's when you know things are bad for those that don't know once you kill 40 adds nefarian descends upon the raid and covers the entire floor in fire and if you're not wearing your onyxia cloak you die will kill you in one shot so tell me why the five minutes we spent doing loot prior to pulling the boss was not enough time for over half the raid to equip their onyxia cloaks we're not going to make it no a lot of people have cloaks on i do not as well get behind the throne now you can stand behind the throne when the fire goes out and this will avoid being hit but it's generally considered rap behavior because you lose a bunch of uptime thankfully though we managed to get through the fire in the flames with zero casualties nefarian now lands someone rips aggro and i die for their [ __ ] sins why don't you have a battle shout out holy [ __ ] and i'm gonna start raising what is this what is this run yeah we actually might not what started off as a sarcastic little joke was now beginning to sound like my actual fate every time you wipe to nefarion you have to wait around 15 minutes for him to respawn and as you know i'm kind of on the clock here so if we don't make it i will get barney be tattooed on my knuckles perfect well now the stakes have never been higher or there's never been a better time to throw this [ __ ] depending on who you're asking of course me personally i kind of want the mountain but he was getting those knuckle tattoos yeah okay time's up let's do this bonnie beekeeper please put your cloaks on please put your so we start the second okay this time everyone in the raid is prepared with their only cloaks and we breeze through phases the tank is also generously written in the two seconds they're required to take accuracy so things are actually looking good now let's talk about nefarian's main mechanic every so often nefarian will target a specific class and do what's called a class cool this is bro can i just come back real quick i just want to go back real quick look how good the numbers look in classic wow it is like busting a nut on your screen whenever you do a special attack in your auto attacks crit at the same time every so often nefarian will target a specific class and do what's called a class call this is essentially some kind of number look at joker's trick targeted at one specific class and depending on your class these can range from being the most minor inconvenience conceivable to being capable of causing the breakdown of the entire raid and a potential white people in the case of rogues you get teleported in front of nefarian and cannot move if the tank doesn't react fast enough this happens there's literally zero counter play on my part wow i can't do anything about this i love when mechanics don't fun game individual player ability and instead put your hands in the life of some other [ __ ] schmidt i mean okay half the wraith is dead but this is so easy we just have to play perfect and get really lucky on the next couple why are you behind the boss why are you behind nice we're gonna make it keep him up new class call coming he can do it now you guys want to know what's worse than one warrior call oh i'll get to that and just it's so easy because first i've got to tell you that if we get this bus to 20 all the ads that we kill in phase one all 40 of them respawn at the same time and charge the raid so now it's easier to my original question what's worse than one warrior call that's right two warrior calls but there it is happening during the final add phase i actually thought the warrior call was my favorite one because it gave me an excuse to go into berserker stance while tanking the boss i think i'm just going to let this clip play out because it is so so difficult to make raiding sound interesting use it no use shield wall use a stone shield there you go come on you can do it fire there it is wow actually that did nothing i just love faking you guys out it's just so easy every time you're thinking i can't keep getting away with it i will you're already in my web and you don't even know it yet wow red shard acquired right you ready three two one [Music] look at wow i love how everybody every guild that raided in classic wow has a screenshot that looks just like that i think that's so cool so now we're back on the engine if you'll remember we are currently looking for the three items he needs to try and make the arcanite bubble yeah but as we found out earlier his copy of draconic for dummies has been stolen and a ransom note was left in its place we've got your book gnome if you ever want to see it again you'll do exactly as we ask so alongside van hoovey sarsis meryles and darion we head to the location detailed within the ransom note and disguised as the engineer i place a big bag of fake gold at the edge of a cliff a few angles like no [ __ ] this like you'll see riddled minutes why did they make it take five minutes for this guy to spawn in the whole time we were waiting i thought i [ __ ] the quest though every single quest in this questline is specifically tailored to [ __ ] with your mental anyway the justice takes one look at our disguise and sees right through it who could have seen it dr weaver summons a giant gorilla to kill us and escapes in his flame this gorilla is no joke an evasion this is a big dick gorilla i figure with a healer i can probably take this my evasion and then vanish the threat off to the warrior unfortunately for me blizzard's patented it really emulates early 2000s internet spell batching technology meant that i actually didn't cast spanish at all in the snow like the pathetic little gnome [ __ ] i am as my team once again carries me to victory if you'll remember meryles was the mage who helped me get my mallet of soul for according oh my god and here i am yet again with my content beholden to his kindness a year later i couldn't do this without my friends however because von hovey is a druid he is useless and isn't carrying resurrection materials he is instead going to leave it up to chance with cables as will merrell's and darion well i think we know this one goes yup that's a that's an l that's an l we've got one more please thank god there it is meryl's then opens a portion easy for me and i fly to the engineer in tanaris to tell him that the plan failed and also because we didn't keep to our end of the ransom dr weevil has obliterated the draconic for dummies book quest so now our only option is to track down the last known surviving copy of draconic for dummies which because it's the scarab lord questline has actually had all eight of its pages torn out and scattered isn't that convenient or eight chapters yeah book finding to refashion the book this questline's never gonna end is it this is just quick stop off and get even at level 80 this took me like a month to do like i was playing casually i wasn't doing like every day but like this took a really really long time even at level 80. it was insane i can't imagine going back and doing this now and to meet with this chef quest complete and to discuss the possibility of acquiring a fat chicken he tells me no such chicken exists but does clueless in on one lord lachmiren a chimera who with proper preparation may or may not look like a 500 pound chicken and whilst i'm here in teneris i figure i may as well hand in the red shard to our good friend annakronos who once again rewards us with a completely useless piece of jewelry quest complete [Music] what was that tweet wait what was that tweet found the elusive barney today but he was in a scarab board rush and didn't try to sell me a lucky charm sad face oh [ __ ] people were tracking him down [Music] chapter seven acquired wow welcome this is the hard one with the black wing layer chapter safely do y'all remember back in classic wow beta whenever i went in and i tried to fight this boss and we brought like 300 people and he killed every single one of us this is the boss and i was summoned to alcaz island to murder dr weevil in blood after all he's the reason this quest has become so long i mean because he has chapter one for some reason uh two birds one stone if you ask me however dr weevil is absolutely not a pushover even with a raid group he is still incredibly challenging due to his menacing mechanics and large health bar everything everyone in line of sight of him and every 20 or so seconds he mind controls a random ally who will now be out of commission for the remainder of the encounter now and they have to be seen a ton of extra health and adult narrative about how this boss was difficult to overcome but rest assured this will be the 11th time we have destroyed dr weevil and we have become exceedingly efficient at it there it is also law tidbit this is the island where varian wren was kept in prison down at the bottom quest is the only thing they did with this location in the game i actually didn't mind that i wish there were more things in the game that just existed for the sake of existing and it doesn't have to be like a massive quest line or anything like that there has to be like a couple of things you know like that panda aisle that we went to yesterday on lost ark that was so [ __ ] good i'm ranch right yeah i have [Music] oh now you might be wondering why am i in a level 40 dungeon well you see the green shard was given to a green dragon named aranekus and this is where iran kisses isn't this place like super evil well yes it's no secret that aranacus and his crew were driven insane by the very same old god they thought they had vanquished deep within the temple but he has the green shard so i'm not really left any choice but as i enter iran there's no way i'm not with a large green dragon but rather a shade and malfurion stormrage malfurion informs me that aaronicus can't be here right now because he's busy terrorizing the emerald dream and if we want to get that now do you want to see some [ __ ] sweaty disgusting i can't believe you even bothered to think this far ahead gameplay check out these summons bam random teldrassil location to hand in this quest to the west quest but wait i'm not done follow-up summon to the shrine of formulas in moonglade to hand that very same question immediately bro this is 100 this is this is actually proof that barney is the main character of the server straight up like the actual main character of the server it's that easy press complete any percent world record yeah this is i know that is the game i mean you're watching the video right it's all cut up and edited for you but every time you see me get summoned these are pre-planned summon teams that real people have had to level up and get their character in that position those are real people that probably are not getting paid [Music] so spread around azeroth are these four emerald dream portals outside of which room packs of elite green dragonkin except for the duskwood one but just forget about that one for now to summon aranekus back into our realm we are going to need to obtain a nightmare fragment from each area actually cut the music [ __ ] the script i need to talk i need a real talk these nightmare fragments drop from the elite mobs that you can find outside the portals right and you think cool just go kill some elites but those are really hard to kill yeah and this is where i make the music creep backhand okay no of course it's not that easy this is the scarab lord questline where every quest is specifically tailored to make you want an exit game so here's the thing with this quest ray we still to this day do not know the drop chance of the nightmare fragments me personally i want to say it's one percent based on my experience i think it's one percent now killing elites for a one percent drop is already [ __ ] gay it's not that bad like the way that you do it see this is the thing is that the way you farm something like that that has a low drop chance is you do it one mob at a time you never go and try to do like 10 mobs at a time or you never try to think like how many it's gonna take you kill one at a time one at a time one two three at a time the thing with these packs are they actually require a small raid because they slam alliance players might not know this but on the horde side you can kite them all the way yes mobs from ashenvale to orgrimmar to just kill everyone in the city yup i'm still not done the other thing with these mobs is that if you kill all the packs and you don't get the drop you have to wait like an hour for the respawns there are people in my guild that's spent days on just this part of the quest alone what it's not looking good so this is me and i'm in the undercity picking up draconic for dummies chapter four just do it thanks for watching wow damn chapter four quiet welcome welcome come come come to the hinterlands i grabbed literally anyone who was online and willing to help and i feel like if you were able to get the dr weevil one i i think barney's gonna get it i think barney's gonna get scared board i'm pretty confident about it but we may as well start here and i think i'm gonna let this clip of our first poll just play out it's okay it's a clip where you're like you say something like i [ __ ] hate this game by the way first mob first [ __ ] fragment let's go wow well that was lucky or a terrible omen there's something with me getting really really holy [ __ ] and then immediately getting first mob unlucky oh boy oh it is i hope that doesn't happen here and even though we don't have uh summons to for alice i can just edit the video like wow it's like i got summoned now i wish i could tell you that i was lucky enough to get the drop on my first pull again but it is with a [ __ ] eating grin that i can tell you it only took 20 minutes for me to drop my second fragment 20 minutes is still really [ __ ] good like unless it's taking you more than two hours to farm something it's just casual [ __ ] we're out of here when i start i'm sorry i'm gonna do the last time i'm gonna watch one video about the lost ark shop and then i'm going to i'm going to start playing that's my plan uh and now i'm actually uh because this isn't just far more sure just a terrible one also i forgot to mention the reason i did the portals in this order was because currently right now in ashenvale there's an alliance person on this questline too i had honestly fighting to be diplomatic about the situation but with only 24 hours left look you gotta you gotta do what you gotta do it's a doggy dog world out there [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] him what a mistake what a [ __ ] mistake oh my god what a mistake they should not have done this [Music] i guarantee this is gonna dude's legit afk geez they could at least make it hard like the alliance had as is customary these parts failed to put up any meaningful resistance we took the leader of their group hostage and told those [ __ ] ashenvales closed what no that's a [ __ ] i don't want to hear about it guys miss me with that lion ass [ __ ] and these guys really just took the [ __ ] l huh in corpse they got the ass beat yeah it's pretty sad dude it's been 45 minutes as the alliance lay molding in their corpses for yes like 45 minutes we took it upon ourselves to hit every single pack on respawn but in fairness to the alliance they weren't the only ones molding this [ __ ] please did please dispel the route please [ __ ] just it's so bad don't kill the thing and you haven't tagged it it's so dispelled i'm rooted again i need one oh my god what he said it was so bad it was bad it was so bad listen i hadn't slept in a very long time so if i sound like a raid leader my apologies the good news is even with my lack of sleep i was able to get clips like this the guy in the back let's get this guy you gonna distract oh what an idiot bro that's why i would always move with my mouse and i would move a little backwards and it is with a huge ego i get to tell you that the alliance all left after that yeah someone else is outnumbered the same fry who had just last week griefed me relentlessly frywood the same fry wood who had to be camped into submission frywood frywood redemption arc frywood i was skeptical but at 2am server time i will take anyone i can get this is where fry would get a little bit desperate huh which is basically the world of warcraft equivalent of russian roulette i don't think i've ever seen this ability be used yeah i don't think oh why me oh firewood's revenge well played frywood alas the hand of fate would continue to gesture towards me the middle finger as i found myself going dry on the ashenvale fragment hour after hour pack after pack respawn after recess oh my god first of all word spreads fast and when you hear that the last remaining scarab lord is now 12 hours deep bottlenecked in ashenvale why that's the perfect timing yeah 40 man alliance raid to pull up and kill that i told you that [ __ ] was a mistake i told you it was a [ __ ] mistake because people were gonna send all of the guys over because they know that they can [ __ ] your ass by doing that man a hundred [ __ ] percent like i like trust me guys diplomacy is always the better option last little bit of hope you have left they went to because they didn't know they were briefing my busy bees are everywhere you think i'm supposed to come and greet you yeah we got the [ __ ] out of there just as the rage showed up nice try [ __ ] next time don't pick the one person who's always numbers steps ahead welcome to molten core so the plan was always that if we got griefed at ashenvale we would just be straight for molten core and get my goggles whilst the heat dies down we have 12 hours by the way also i just want to say something really quickly to the people that might be concerned about my uh health like in real life during the time in which we were in ashenvale waiting for respawns i would spend those like 45 minute intervals uh sleeping at my desk i wouldn't recommend it so the engineers i would do that i'd used to do the same thing i would lay down from like i had that was actually this that chair right there that shitty chair with only one arm on it the i the arm fell off and i would lay down in a chair and take like many naps in between wipes and karazhan back in the day at like four in the morning and i would leave my headphones on because we'd wipe a nether spider or something like that and it would take everybody like 30 minutes to get back so i could have like five mini naps xbff dropped the goggles somewhere in here and what that means for us as players is the goggles dropped from trash and it's like a german percent drop a chance go [ __ ] yourself but everything will be okay because i have my lucky charm no not this thing i mean this guy accidentals let me tell you a little story about accidentals so like two weeks ago i'm doing this exact same trash farm for someone else's goggles and we go like three full hours of just killing every single mob in molten core with no luck i'm talking several resets of molten core like like no bosses just trash like you don't even get to come but as soon as we invite axi wow and trust me when i tell you i've got a good eye for like lucky things right it's like my whole bit so we started trash at noon and 25 minutes later all right great problem solved once again i'm saying hey hey this was my id barney the goggles had been a piece of cake terrible omen so it was back to hitting our heads against the brick wall that is ashenvale we just spent 12 uninterrupted hours there but going yeah just i would need to move around the map as if i'm being pursued by a large raid which by the way on the street is that they are waiting right now outside of this very molten core in preparation for us to reset the trash so they'll never see it coming if i get summoned to ashenvale to kill all the packs that have in the meantime respawn still no franklin by the way and then fly towards my friend why winter spring you ask cause your [ __ ] want to spring on this day because i can kill demons in winter spring to try and get chapter three yeah the reason i'm doing this is i want to bait the alliance raid away from ashenvale so that when respawns are back up i can do this once again just as the alliance were pulling up on my location this game of cat and mouse oh my god for me that i wasn't even bothered by the fact that another entirely so ridiculous nine hours remaining and here's where i execute my most dastardly bamboozle yet i went straight back to winter spring jesus christ chapter 3 wow so i took a summon right now you are so close despite the fact that there were no spawns just to [ __ ] with the alliance really but as soon as that first pack did we're so [ __ ] close gonna get square next i got the fragment let's [ __ ] go guys let's do it sorry i'm so sorry there you go eight hours remaining ashenvale had stolen 15 hours from me but no as i said it's not eight hours it's more than that because you have extra time you have extra time to go in and uh and after the first person hits it you have eight more hours green dragon farm had come to an end and i was ready to get that fat chicken with the alliance closing in on our position we did something no horde player would ever do portal to thunderbluff geniuses this also let me take some meat out of the bank that i prepared earlier like literally a year ago i need 20 total for the quest but i'll get three later a few of us were then summoned to the isle of dread in pharalis to kill the unique chimera elite and it is now later see how efficient i am yeah like the corpse of lord lagmire and the rest of the meat that i needed in one kill no like lightning shield been planning this for years also the light saw that we were in for alice and pulled up thinking we were at the uh green dragons but they weren't the ones there hell by the time they figured out what we do it tell what we were doing it was already too late we had half the car game and started making the journey south to the tainted these mobs were really hard to kill and i i know it seems like i'm i've like scripted this but i got chapter two on the first poll guys [Laughter] chapter two acquired next up the duskwood oh my god to conquer the challenge that lay before me i would need to this time gather which one raised because unlike the other nightmare fragments this last fragment is dropped by a unique boss that can only be summoned by this quest however i remember that guy used to he used to do like a mind control or something like that i had my mom off heal me whenever i did that boss like she was healing me like way off in the distance and then she would move out of range of the mind control to top me off and then run dude oh my god that's so crazy it's like that was literally like [ __ ] what was that 12 13 years ago wow squid giving away our positions summoning people those are such good days this bus we're about to fight is incredibly griefable much like a world boss if you die to the twilight corrupter he grows in size and strength and because this boss actually hits hard one death is all it can take for the encounter to quickly spiral out of control show up here in duskwood it is absolutely gg no roof or my scarab lord because they will be able to just endlessly sacrifice themselves to the boss to ensure we can never kill him oh no oh whenever i need to be stealthy now more than ever i need to be unpredictable now more than ever i need to be a rogue and god i [ __ ] love being a rogue because you already know i figured out exactly what we're gonna do is putting a fake world buff notice in the world buff discord immoral i'll let you decide but i know i needed to be done because if the alliance who are definitely stalking this discord is knocking a heart they will probably assume that we are about to go raiding and because i still do actually need to kill anixia and ragnaros on this quest line it's the perfect plan they think we're meeting up here to get a buff and then fly to molten core but actually we're just going to walk into duskwood i'm a genius see this is where you the subterfuge of this and just like all the mind games make it so much better holy [ __ ] shaman love you or not yeah it's just it's so sweaty for no reason ten minutes to buff everyone with the same [ __ ] it's so good [Music] what we say oh they didn't even get a buff that [Music] that's a sucks adventure we had broken into duskwood and the alliance slash hooing me would know exactly what we were getting up to duskwood being so close to stormwind we had just shy of 10 minutes to kill this boss and get out or it's done for and i know that it might look like i'm just standing still here but the bus starts spawning the moment i walk into the next sub zone so here i'm waiting for my raid to get in position because oh trust me i've done this bus ten times now so outside of the getting larger mechanic which i also does the mind control basically does two things the first move which he's spamming away and applies a dot that cannot be dispelled and the second move is just a mind control yes yeah just throw in a mind control if you haven't already been able to tell yet the main way we deal with this boss is to pull him back to this pillar which lets the casters line of sight and the tanks don't have to worry about getting knocked away that's why i remember i i had to solo the boss at level 80 is because if i did it with a group people get emceed and they would kill me it's a problem for the melee and yeah i'd like to say we struggled with this boss but again this is the 11th time i've killed this thing anything short of a perfect pull would just be embarrassing this is how people talk about classic well like you don't just stand and hit that's awesome only four minutes had passed since we first entered but that was all the time we needed to get there the alliance raid had been thwarted once more but i made no efforts to disguise our next move in fact of all the places we could have gone next i picked the most obvious because i'm disrespectful like that welcome to moon blade by my merch with all four nightmare fragments gathered quest complete the green dragon from the emerald dream and his corruption once and for all as we walk up to town alongside remulos i'm going to take this time to go over the aranacus encounter using footage i got during other people's questlines because you know i've done this ten times already so this fight has two phases in phase one shades continually spawn runner literally whoever doing thank you and they can also aoe fear our strat is to hide inside this building out of line of sight so they're more likely to target the town guards so you can dps them down in more manageable numbers oh and yeah you occasionally get like a big dude so that's phase one if you haven't wiped the shades after a rant dude this is i can't believe they added all this into the game and it was only for the opening of the gates this is this was just such a cool thing man the amount of time each poll phase two begins and here it is my pleasure to get to show you this world of warcraft classic exclusive dragon fight and during this you can actually kill aranacus if you really want to but you're meant to wait so that he turns green and the quest completes so you know like if you were enemy raid looking to grief you would maybe want to kill the dragon so that's the encounter we're about to start after a short role play where the bad guy you know says the line i'm gonna i'm gonna get you all and then we're like no we're gonna purge you of your corruption [ __ ] combat begins okay everybody just gets behind there it seems easy enough yeah this was always an easy boss over here barney and don't do this there's never a struggle at all now because we were pretty sure if i die the quest fails it was in my best interest that for as long as possible i should sit in the corner and do nothing e said the alliance spire from behind us by the way this is a neutral zone so if any pvp breaks out the town guards will swiftly just attack everybody and everything was going pretty good until it didn't yeah it's about right this was a certified not good moment i would now have to walk back down to remulos restart the escort and try again and we really didn't have this time to spam as i started the rp for a second time the alliance dogs began to summon their raid of griefers right in front of me taunting me and they thought they were so smart too oh look you can't attack us well guess what if you're showing up to grief and encounter where part of the encounter is that shades will run to the closest person within line of sight you probably don't want to summon your [ __ ] team of morons where the shade spawn you were so close to catching me too off screen the alliance oh no molding as they are stupid to get into a favorable position from which we are able to secure a smooth phase one so really i should be thanking the alliance like really i cannot understand just how useful it was to have like six or seven bozos just die outside after a few minutes of killing shades aranacus descends and we get to experience some hidden content gameplay wow i have never seen anything like this before let's do it just keep killing them same on that note uh we need to move to a next year as my team started heading towards annexia there's no shot that barney doesn't do it there's no shot like this is the easiest like this is every hard challenge has already been beaten next year's lair remind yourself though raids reset in literally a few hours finding people not yet locked to a nixia was proving to be difficult and it seemed getting this particular fight was going to be out of the question 23 was the number of valiant heroes that would journey with me totally fine a departure from the recommended 40 to be certain more than a fight is a marathon not a sprint if we all play like the smart genius gamers i know we are this should be a piece of cake okay listen the [ __ ] up okay we're gonna dps very very slowly now and by slowly i mean [ __ ] means you're going to lose 50 dk okay dude and watch the [ __ ] tail [Music] six hours left it's so easy and nixie is the easiest boss in the game you know what i like about classic it doesn't matter how long you've played the game what gear you have or what bosses you have on farm all it takes is for one greedy button press into a taunt resist and now the mage has aggro good luck fixing it and watch the [ __ ] tail oh my god no way they're gonna many whelps left side mandolins always wanted to say that so we handle the whelps and then slowly take onyxia through face what are they doing once she dips below sixty percent she transitions into phase two where she flies up into the air and starts launching fireballs at people during this phase only the ranged can hit her and given that we only have seven range then she stays up there till forty percent so it's gonna be a very long air phase three people dying wait if she stays up in the air doesn't she start like covering the ground i knew i was forgetting something and it wasn't just me some of us were so used to this bus being dead already that we completely forgot she actually has mechanics and a moveset i never learned how to do the iniquia breath because i always played tank and i had so much health i would just get healed it wouldn't kill me this is one of those funny things the better you become at the game the worse you actually become at the game if that doesn't make sense to you it's cause you're bad but that's a good thing i promise ignorance is bliss ignorance is truly bliss do you think my wow logs make me happy do you think raiding makes me happy there is no joy to be had from mastering world of warcraft okay there is only pain nevertheless we pushed through the longest phase two of my entire life six people had perished leaving only 17 of us to finish facebook that's fine and actually withers has aggro so uh let's make it all the majors aggressive that's why he has a fear by the way and watch the [ __ ] tale but as i said earlier this fight is a marathon not a sprint and even with no world buffs even with ten people it doesn't matter even when i rip aggro at the last second trying to turn the boss to tail swipe the raid this fight oh my god it's as they say scuffed equal stuff which is why i find it no surprise kb rolled a 100. is there anything more scuffed than two bags i dished out the loot and then it was off to tanaris to cash in on some dopamine points i gave the goblin my meat quest completely he then gives us a fat chicken which we hand into the engineering immediately that's complete and we also hand in the goggles from molten core right speaking of molten core this has a hyperbolic for dummy's chapter i need and it is nearly seven server time the winter court had once again agreed to let me change their raid because i'm just such a nice person uh but really because i have like really good luck i'm actually insufferable yeah me too look at all those green big strikers i understand why final boss recruited barnaby at this point why because you bring the loot i have a double guck yes you don't get [ __ ] yeah i don't get them now i'm not going to try and conjure content where there is none to be found because the truth is this entire molten core was just an incredibly standard ordeal outside of the loot being really good there really is nothing to talk about because you know it's you guys remember whenever uh i did that run on my warlock who was level 51 for molten core and the talisman of ephemeral power dropped and i alluded it to my level 51 warlock over all the other mages and warlocks in the raid do you remember that yes and then i got the mageblade too and the mageplay dropped and i alluded it to a level 51 warlock to myself and then i finally got the character uh leveled all the way to 60 and then i never played it again i put on all the gear and i never played it again now problem solving ninja petitions those were the good days guys oh yeah actually none of our rogues need it you're welcome i'm gonna take predictions and those were the good things the dummies that's actually all i came for and [ __ ] your quest and just say [ __ ] it it was all a ruse okay get rid of it okay they got from the very funny joke right barney actually has over 12 hours left over 12 hours there's no way this isn't going to happen since it actually drops though no way they're taunting me acquired it's um all right all right locked away deep within the stormwind library sits chapter five after clinic for dummies the final chapter i need to finish my just go go to peak server hours with an alliance raid following your every move just simply stealth into stormwind and also if i'm being honest i've never even been there before like i wouldn't even know where to go but i do know someone that does meet eddie and where do i even begin with it what even begin with eddie huh yeah so the thing with eddie is he doesn't really understand and that he's not human anymore arthur's kind of like so weird why why uh marinate in the ground a little too long before raising him and so with only like half a brain he doesn't really get it he doesn't want to improve on him but that's okay because he's harmless and adorable look at this little guy long ago the horde and the alliance of grubulus came to an agreement that eddie would be free to live and fish in stormwind unbothered since can we please just let something appreciate true wow so who better to escort me through stormwind than the one undead no alliance wants to kill the one undead who has true diplomatic immunity okay role play server don't fail me now okay library i announced inhuman as i walked across the bridge into stormwind city where is the library oh my god what are you doing barney it was here that eddie shows me a neat stormwind trick if you wave to the guards they are legally obligated to stop pursuing you and wave back by spamming a wave macro you can effectively stun lock guards until you leave their aggro radius this doesn't work on patrollers though so keep that in mind as we approach i wonder who the first person who figured that out was you know what i mean like i really do that's so [ __ ] funny wow the city entrance we had gathered quite the crowd but stealth was never an option so we just have to hope for the best here where is the library eddie asked again as he was approached by a swarm of guards that not even the greatest osu legend would be able to wave macro into submission i barely had enough time to utter library before we were both forced to take a quick nap oh my god real genie library we only seek your knowledge library where is the library library i was then assassinated by an off-screen menace for being annoying no at least they left eddie alive and he's the main character oh my god they're just stealthing through it speaking of i somehow managed to stealth through the trade district and reconvene with eddie in the canals library could you ladies guide us to the library library oh my god they understand eddie proclaimed where is it and starts leading us somewhere are these night elves bothering you fine humans i said no as eddie responded they seem nice i wish i could say the same for the racist guards i said to eddie as we waited in the canals for the heat to die down you know i've drowned people in here that never happened it did i just can't be bothered to find the footage right now library here we come going into this i didn't know what to expect but if you told me that i would have a considerable alliance entourage escorting me to the library i would have said yeah right at what point do they slip my throat but here we are just taking a nice leisurely stroll through i don't believe it i i do not believe this like i there's no way barney gets in gets the thing and leaves there's no way somebody is gonna somebody is gonna [ __ ] it up a few minutes later we arrived at the where i was met with multiple gods and some [ __ ] dweeb named grungus [ __ ] and [ __ ] i do it brungis man brongus is holding down the fort brongis is keeping up the spirit of the alliance okay he's not gonna he's not into that the cross faction collusion [ __ ] he's out there to really fight and go to war just cut me down just before i managed to collect the chapter two the bastard but he wasn't gonna get me a second time i revived pops a limited invulnerability potion and enjoyed my five seconds of invulnerability as i collected the final chapter of japonic for dummies and you cannot kill me in a way that matters now brongas it's over wrong all chapters acquired you guys so ended the first of many adventures with eddie the latter i'm sure you will never see because i'm already over my one video per year quota do you feel that though that chill in the air something's not right as i flew to tanaris i couldn't help but sense an unsettling aura on the wind i had just literally walked into stormwind and obtained the final chapter with barely any resistance where was the raid of griefers they didn't even show up maybe they'll jump me at the engineer i thought as i pulled up to finally hand in a completed draconic for dummies quest complete are there ways to be seen this is the part of the questline where the engineer informs us that he is 99 certain he can create the arcanite bubba buoy if he gets a few more items but don't worry these are all items i prepared earlier in fact this exact quest is wife for months i was deep in the hives of silicon rich thorium there you go i didn't care who i had to step on to get to where i'm supposed to stop me from getting scared it sure as [ __ ] wasn't going to be rng gems from mining nodes quest complete and finally i obtained my arcanite with one last bus to go and the alliance grief is nowhere to be seen i took my summon to azshara with a great big smile that mount is so close i can tweet and then i look to my left i forgot about this part oh no oh no in the final hours it's a battle in the water the underwater comeback the [ __ ] jesus christ they'll win they'll win summon the boss now go well they're dead stupid guitar insignious [ __ ] were they thinking the alliance as is customary had completely failed to put a dent in our magnificent horde warning i remember he was bigger back then [Music] look at that dude just like kha'zix exactly just like he's gonna eat me oh my goodness [Music] no way you're gonna wipe on this farm acquired there it is now before he gets [ __ ] griefed oh my god yeah thanks for that pearl of wisdom like where else was i gonna go because now that i had collected all three scepter shots it was time to pay anna kronos one final visit i handed in the green charts do it fast handed in the blue shower come on i am the might of kalimdor west exactly with a set of the shifting sands yes yes [Music] so you're probably wondering but wait doesn't that mean you get the mount we're getting to that we're getting to that just hold on okay no the story's not over the perception of the law you will have noticed that there are like this is the worst thing is whenever the good ending happens and you look at the length of the movie and you see it's not over a few quests to go these take place in silithus and unlock at midnight after a brief server restart this is the countdown that i've been referencing the whole video and so with 30 minutes to spare i made it to the scarab gong sipped my petrification potion to prevent getting griefed when i logged back in and logged off smart five hours later nobody's running there is no capacity if i don't laugh i'll cry at the mercy of the blizzard servers we stood before the gong for hours on end with the monotony only broken up by the occasional reveal that hey you've actually been dead this whole time and then as i waited beyond death's wispy veil oh rez that i definitely clicked like five minutes ago no no fousey of final boss had rung the gong if you don't expect this to happen i don't know what world you're living but if you think that means things are going to start getting any less laggier you are wrong we are literally just getting started the war event begins but let's just do this bit first because i don't want to end on an anti-climax and we need to get to this part at some point so this is the part of the video that like i just have really not wanted to do and i really don't even want to [ __ ] record it to be honest um so this is the part no [ __ ] way as you can tell my no [ __ ] way comes to an end no i don't believe it no lying when i no i didn't just 18 or something no way no it's so lame to blame someone else like when you [ __ ] up right but like it's it's it's because of its [ __ ] stupid ass laggy ass oh come on you thought that was how it was gonna end do you guys don't know me at all what did i say you're already in my web you just don't know it yet i can do anything i put my mind to because my mind would not put me to do things i can't and because of this i'm a scarab lord quest complete and i kept it secret this whole time yes you wanna know how i did it i wanna know how i streamed every day without you guys ever seeing the [ __ ] film it really wasn't in my bank because i deleted it and then i've just been like restoring it every six weeks using item restoration but yeah uh get on oh i can see it now yes oh my god scarab lord yes i do have the mounts oh my god and i kept it secret from all of you this whole time but now if i may i want to say a few words you see i did this questline 11 times so i'm kind of like a scarab lord 11 times over when you really think about it eleven full scourables i was there for all of them if we weren't doing a quest i was in silithus farming except for the peaceful dkp and that's not even mentioning the wipes and the failed attempts that we had on some of these quests so let's just get one thing straight i'm not just a scarab lord i'm the scarab lord no one suffered more than me on this questline oh you think you did i've spent every day for the past 18 months looking at footage of silithus looking at footage of this quest line did you know so it is only appropriate that i use my unique position as both a record holding player and deranged content creator to make the following ask blizzard you gotta make the [ __ ] mount fly man please blizzard please please please please people who would be against this are people who are butt hurt that they didn't get the mount and like [ __ ] those people dude i have the mail i wanted to fly wrestlemania favorite explanation for you know you're gonna do raffle king classic so please let me fly on my scarab mountain wrath of the lich king classic i would i would be so happy in conclusion please okay enough begging it's time to move on to the next part of the quest well you thought that we were done just because i got the mount yeah me too but no it turns out there is one more quest left however it's not available for completion until after the 10 hour war what's the 10-hour war you ask well whilst i do believe that it is far too late in the video now to start doing more exposition now that the gates of anchorage are open the horrors locked away 1 000 years ago have once again been set loose on silithus and the world of warcraft all around the map resonating crystals will emerge from the terrain bringing karaji invasions with them if you push back enough adds eventually a unique mob will spawn who when killed can drop incredibly rare bind on equip gear like tibu's blazing long sword or yeah alcohol sunraiser but not just this three colossi will also spawn in syllabus one per hive and they are [ __ ] huge by the way the biggest creatures in the game by far and fighting these titans is no joke either because every so often they do this [Music] yup god this event is so cool they bring this back every year on retail wow now [Music] god damn [Music] [Applause] he forgot you wow that's so badass [Music] oh my god and then 10 hours later it was time to finish the quest line i took a summon from inside and garage or rather inside a wall inside and garage don't worry about it and slowly stealthed my way through the first alliance blockade risking full world buffs moments before i was due to raid aq40 i perfectly literally frame perfectly to the point where my gtfo add-on detected i got hit slipped out through the gates of encorage one last time i climbed that all too familiar staircase of dreams to gates about that warrior to the point where my gtf was detected i got see he got [ __ ] he [ __ ] saw him right there right there he saw him i hit slipped out through the gates of ankaraj one last time i climbed that all too familiar staircase of dreams to receive my final reward a dagger upgrade [Music] beekeepers log uh 22nd of august so now that the event is all finished there's um a bunch of new quests in silithus that let you grind reputation with the scenario in circle and i don't really know what we're doing all i know is i need to get exalted because there's some item i need so we're going to first talk to this guy you're like hey papers give me oh okay and then you bring it back what's combat assignment what a [ __ ] attention what's what so this is for earth strikes oh there's like four of these things in there holy [ __ ] yeah it's four each each class is to kill 30 of us wait we gotta kill weight we have to kill more bugs are you kidding me [Music] wow [Music] holy [ __ ] oh my god i think this might be one of the best wow i think this might be the greatest wild series ever made i really do i think this could legitimately be the greatest wow series ever made [Music] jesus christ [Music] subscribe right now subscribe patreon patreon patreon patreon link the video oh my god you're gonna buy the doll i know wow that which it's just oh my god it's so good oh my god it's so good i straight up i did not know if if barney was gonna get the mount or not like i thought it was gonna happen i really did but [ __ ] there is a video guys this is probably the greatest wow series i've maybe ever seen this could very well be the greatest wow series i've ever seen and i just it's so [ __ ] good i saw barney on his mount like a week before uh she posted the first video see like i had no idea and like i didn't want to look ahead or anything like that i wanted it to just be because like i could see it not happening too right you could just get griefed a lot like that happened to like one guy on like another eu server or something like that uh but like i just i wanted to just see it [ __ ] happen because like with all those alliance grouping around i thought that's what it was going to be man and you see the mountain on the first stream i did not [ __ ] see it there is the video right there guys listen if anybody deserves a sub it is certainly [ __ ] barney oh my god give it some support give give barney some subs holy [ __ ] [ __ ] uh barney did not disappoint what a masterpiece the ape escape music was cool too what a storyline it's like a movie but it's based on real events oh my god oh my god one million barney will hit 1 million subs this year 100 like i mean they're they're 40 subs away i mean that's definitely gonna happen basically all the videos world pvp it was yeah i mean the thing is like as i said it can be good but it's just not always good this is the exception and not the rule but the exception is certainly a great story isn't it holy [ __ ] like i feel like this is just this is like this is the video you know what i mean like this is the [ __ ] video this is the one like it is just so amazing i love it i i [ __ ] love this video i cannot express so much oh my god it was so [ __ ] amazing wow barney is in chat at barney yeah i [Music] i i just it is amazing like it was an amazing video it was worth the wait it was absolutely 100 100 worth the weight i am astounded and congratulations on your mount by the way you did what i could not [Music] you

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Id: 57TqZdQ-N10

Length: 78min 59sec (4739 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 17 2022