Asmongold Reacts to The Crazy Lives of the Hoff Twins | By Channel 5 (All Gas No Brakes)

the hoff twins the hoff twins what the [ __ ] is this hey we need help in the liquor department we've been everywhere and on a [ __ ] oh my god of course they're very popular they're the only white boys in miranda [Music] [ __ ] i'm in my mouth [Music] imagine imagine living this life like it's like this is your life you wake up in the morning and this is what you do like your job is to go to the liquor store and steal things like that's it that's your life i i hate to say but i i've known a lot of people did basically the exact same as this the exact same as this wake up in the morning wake up at 1 pm right now i'm taking off somewhere i need those man some of the real [ __ ] fire water as it was real beefy out there the [ __ ] got their hands up and uh you know sometimes they got whip but sometimes they got it in here you feel me you hear that they're scariest man there's kids they got to really me personally i think they're fine as [ __ ] you know if i want to just get my rocks off yeah [ __ ] them but you know i won't [ __ ] with them like that i wonder why backwoods yeah i [ __ ] wonder and honey both of them spend like a 100 bucks for the alcohol and tobacco together every day every 100 bucks [Music] what a hundred dollars every day these guys are ballers man that's that's three thousand dollars a month on any three that like three grand minimum three grand minimum thirty six thousand dollars a year that's a teacher's salary i love them [Music] hello at least we on quarantine right now though man six feet apart hello yeah sure yeah yeah sure one calls me granny the other one calls me grandma and that's the way i know the difference i didn't put in too much daughter out here [ __ ] [ __ ] get the [ __ ] everybody get your [ __ ] [ __ ] it's no sense all right okay yeah i know i know granny i'm not trying to argue granny comes in and breaks it up yeah granny just comes in and breaks up no the thing is like at my school people would do that like i remember like i watched videos of like you know people a few years younger than me right they posted on my facebook and they would just say the n word to each other like this is like a white kid saying it to a black kid nobody thought a [ __ ] thing of it it's like they didn't even think about it and like i know for the internet on the internet that's gonna blow your [ __ ] mind but nobody thought about it nobody was concerned like they didn't like the there wasn't even an idea of racism in their head man that [ __ ] is just tripping what's his hair [ __ ] gotta kill them that's them tyler [ __ ] but they're nice both of them are pretty decent boys that's good and they try to do what's right yeah and i'm proud that's why i'm proud of them they work and they try to do what's right they're good they're good boys they're good boys yeah look at that i mean we we winners really so yeah we can we competitive how is this [ __ ] way over here and we've been playing chess our whole life and they still don't know how it works how's he way over here because you know you move upon the first two times how did he get over there name in the game man that's who i am i'm the king right here on the back sitting back in my chair running the show is that right yeah come on man what's happening with you how you doing you know i got my own [ __ ] now you know okay come in and oh i'm doing my [ __ ] right now but not real [ __ ] though i'm a plumber yeah no tyler tyler's a very good plumber for real i taught him everything he knows it's a very hard thing to do you got to get in some really [ __ ] up positions all right that's that yo that that's how they get the money that's obviously how they get the [ __ ] money it makes sense now he went in at 100 hey tyler i'm a better plumber than you see [Laughter] yeah yeah hey big ass pipe bro bro come [Music] this is not realistic because if it was realistic they'd have a bot they'd have a bottle of hennessy right here right they'd just be driving [ __ ] drinking smoking doing whatever they want to do yeah no honestly this is basically my car like that's a mustang as you can see because it's got the thing on the on the thing like yeah this is basically my [ __ ] car so yeah it'll be more realistic if they had a bottle okay okay oh they got the 2 000. they just went into the store i like tyler more because he's more ambitious alex is ambitious but in a different way [Music] uh two black [ __ ] in the bins huh these [ __ ] love hanging around me pull up with a fat back wood some don ho yo these [ __ ] do whatever you say though like alex buys me whatever the [ __ ] i want alex to buy me i invest no money and most people don't know that but i love alex i really do i bet he's definitely better than all my other boyfriends for sure yep i love her boy they [ __ ] coming with us you know they're getting tired they don't want to get loved all the time they want to get treated like [ __ ] sometimes man choke slap and beat up from the back yeah i'm the bad twin he's a good twin he's finesse and i'm success man we got the master plan what are they drinking ginger shot health is wealth okay so i told you all right now now it's realistic not like my dad my dad grew up like this you know he told me that people would always have uh jack daniels in the car whenever they would drink and drive because the bottle was square so it wouldn't roll around whenever it was on the bottom uh unlike the uh the floorboard because it wouldn't roll around that's why you'd always wear that you always have that one instead yeah that's that's some five head [ __ ] right there dude ain't it yeah man i'm trying to last i'm trying to last be the last [ __ ] standing chest not checkers you know checkmate that's the goal this is a random ass don't you see rocky yeah look at the dog though trapped out wait why is he got a gun why did they get this crosstalk in the dog i went to san bernardino and got it for eight it's my dog the dog is in my name alex told me it was a thousand dollars how much yeah yeah right that's that's a ten dollar excuse can't get help well that's a ten dollar dog hundred percent hang on bro big nejo jesus and they've got they're bringing the dog with them too well that's nice man take him on a little adventure let him give him the alex though because i always really love them they take care of him they just gave him 10 dollars oh my god true come here man come come introduce yourself he's trying to tell me she she's in the tail he was snitched hers told me to say that word what you want and you said it you're gonna listen to her if someone tell you jump off the bridge you're gonna jump off the bridge no okay [Music] the funniest thing about this is like they're actually not that bad like yeah they're they're a little bit unorthodox you know what i mean but he's a he's a plumber i mean the drinking and driving thing that's not that's that that one's not as good but besides that everything else is pretty much chill [Music] at least not yet true fireworks he set a fire in the house [Music] no jesus she's just beating up the camera god damn yeah that's my son bad ass time we trying to get it together mom oh no mom oh we are bash their sons and this our bastard mom wow they were nice when they were little and then they had to fight to like not have to fight around here they used to have to run home and kids be chasing them down with like baseball bats and two by fours up the hill they'd be like mom mom oh my god dog life out of here oh my god we had to pave away it depends now we jungle made you hear me they saw this family all around here and we don't got no other family but here you know but it wasn't always sweet because they were trying to kick us out when we first moved here my house then got robbed and [ __ ] all this [ __ ] every day we had to fight we fought our way to the top but look hey talk is cheap man come and see [ __ ] they get strong in this neighborhood jesus so if you come through this neighborhood you're going to be strong the rest of your life but guess what they stayed safe here everybody loved them here and they're part of the community it's a beautiful thing because they can go anywhere in the world and they know how to deal with different people and uh handling their business that's true and for one we ain't just trying to say [ __ ] it's just in our vocabulary well i say that [ __ ] on accident that's just how i say it i don't even realize when i say it it's just regular like this is my [ __ ] right here that's like saying what's up with my brother that's what it is like does anyone ever get mad at you for saying yeah they're doing it and then and we checked their ass what everything got on them no [ __ ] i can say i'm one of them [ __ ] that ain't oh my god as i said bro like there are so many people that i know that are just like that that's yeah that's the south man that's the south that's just the way people act we checked them too yeah they've got the pass a wholesome n word i don't know i don't know about any of that okay i'm not trying to get in trouble he never really pressed him but i like how they move you feel me really from that block that hog boy [ __ ] [ __ ] that hs for the hitter hey answer the no man w for word [ __ ] that jesus for god's son you feel me you understand that you know where i'm coming from back against the wall you feel me you come about that [ __ ] you feel me it's like a lion bro pride you feel me come see these [ __ ] out here in the jungle man they go crazy i feel like i him better when he had the mask on they really do the dude let him [ __ ] man you feel me never speak down that's in my vocabulary i don't even birds of a feather flock together i'm not white like what are you talking about i mean i am white but i feel like i'm just like you know it's just regular like i don't know what else everybody's everybody say i'm not white but i know i'm white female i'm i'm glad i'm white yeah we got the best of both worlds [ __ ] got the best tell me i i use this white privilege too [ __ ] don't get it wrong you know you can consider them black or whatever you want to call them but you know white boys right there them the baddest little white boys in a whole [ __ ] california if you ask me [ __ ] yeah still [ __ ] them up [ __ ] rat tail is that what it's called they don't give a [ __ ] no man people don't give a [ __ ] the thing is like people on twitter don't realize that these people exist and not only do they exist but there's a lot of them flame tatted on my face on my heart [ __ ] look and i made things not [ __ ] you can keep that little [ __ ] i ain't hanging with no snitches [Music] with that whole money i'm trying to go a little farther yeah entrepreneur by day womanizer by night come on man foot on their neck yeah tyler he's a 24-hour plumber and after hours player there before i was in photo 19. that's a problem but the trailer yeah we was running hoes just selling dope i don't we ain't never even sleep when we see this [ __ ] that was knocking on the door and we was in this in the rv busting them down man this [ __ ] used to be like this okay we can't incriminate ourselves because there's still a case out huh they they still waiting to get us i wouldn't say all the time in in downtown city yeah i would have never done like some little short black dude i got zips for 100 hours so we get on bart with the dude go to richmond we get in the car but as soon as we get in the car four devos in the car and we 17 years old just two little white boys who was off zenni's for the first time who was not on our ship they walk us in the [ __ ] house bro as soon as they walk us in but they both pistol with me and eyes damn they all cocked their guns back like no get on top of your brother lay down and get on top of your brother they're like yeah we're gonna kill you all right get on top of your brother they all [ __ ] that [ __ ] back god picked us up bro we both rose up and broke out the house out of there all i know is on the street now break [ __ ] we start hopping gates and remind you it's dark time like a piece of defense was sticking out of the fence and it gasped me in the head so now i'm leaking all over the place and alex looked at me like he thought i was shot because i'm leaking everywhere so then he hit the corner and he got just like dude this is like trailer park boys except this shit's real i feel like the world's gotten so crazy people can't even do satire anymore because the crazy [ __ ] makes the satire look boring like yeah you can't do satire anymore like it's because the crazy shit's even worse than that about it here when we came back home that was one of like craziest times right there i mean right when all this happened um my best friend got murdered damn that sucks so i mean i was the last person that seen him or you know eventually heard from a lot wow the last thing i heard or something he was going to like first friday in oakland and then he ended up dead in malaya yeah that sucks yeah that sucks dude i know right here it ain't the best tattoo this is is what it is what it is for a while there they were just so wild teenagers but they have settled down a lot tyler has a daughter she just turned three that's nice you're buying me a car baby a craw i love my daddy my daddy look at that not an absent father that definition of a man is a person who takes care of responsibilities the person who takes care of his family you know the person that puts others before him and i was never doing that it was always me me me me me that day i just decided i'm becoming a man okay all right yeah i know that audio was weird i don't know why that happened one thing i don't like about twins is when they drink too much they [ __ ] up they don't know what they're doing yeah i bet that's what i don't like and sometimes i say hey this is too much slow down yeah yeah yeah babe i'm about to come meet you already hold on i told you not to post nothing nothing i'm gonna post whatever i want alex she post what she want alex oh sorry bro babe please don't pull up oh no everybody's gonna get shot wait put a [ __ ] around the corner bro and she ham it up bro she's talking about she's gonna pop one of these [ __ ] bro we gotta go jesus you wanna tell me that [ __ ] was coming so you about to tell me that so you bout to lie right here and tell me that that [ __ ] was coming but she she just popped up you all wanna pitch instagram you think i can't see that [ __ ] it was definitely alex's fault oh so he's trying to talk to two girls at the same time and he got mad because one of them posted some [ __ ] on instagram that let the other one know that he was trying to play two games yeah my man i'm not going sugar coated or nothing it was the only thing i'm surprised about is only two it's [ __ ] because alex's been leading her on she pulled up tripping because she seen me on this instagram so she pulled up trying to fight the [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] the body here [ __ ] [ __ ] just ate my [ __ ] last night you be eating her ass too but at the same damn time it was her fault for pulling up oh girl i know a girl i seen a girl [ __ ] i'm out here chicken chocolate pulling up on my [ __ ] chucking chicken for the [ __ ] that you paying [ __ ] yeah all the time different [ __ ] all the time all the time what a surprise that's why i told you don't come today when they get some good dick handed by a white boy [ __ ] fall in love they don't know how to act i i be changing this whole life you look dumb as [ __ ] like you look dumb when you tell the [ __ ] what she want to hear this is what happened in the long run it's going to hurt her feelings checkmate listen if you pull up okay tyler i think that might be my favorite part of the whole movie is them playing them playing chess but they don't really know the rules they just bring him in there like all right check me there it is all right now i now it's my turn to win oh my god where's my dog at where the dog brother go go go pull up on a big little [ __ ] think you were my dog at i saw him bro i don't know bro where did she leave him at i would i would have found them if they was in the car [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] well this like what i like about it too is like this whole thing looks like it's a music video from 2002. just let me know it's from 2002. i'm trying to get out of here i don't want to be here i'm trying to get rich and get the [ __ ] up out of the projects hey we ain't going to get rich and act like we don't know nobody even we're going to bring them all with us wow that's nuts i do kind of uh honestly i kind of like i i like videos like this because it shows a person and it's like a lot of people you look at this guy and the guy's a [ __ ] clown you know what i mean like these guys the guys are clowns but at the same time they've got like a lot of like like there's some really bad stuff that they do but at the same time they're good guys too and it makes it to where like it shows that people are more complicated than like just one or two actions you know there's like these redeeming quality humanizes people exactly right and i i love this video right because it actually just shows the real interactions between just like real people not some [ __ ] that got posted on twitter from some second-hand account but like the real [ __ ] interactions between real people yeah they're relatable yeah like the thing is that as i said i mean i grew up with people like this all the time and like people act like this all the time like like where i live like it's it's just totally normal to me this is totally [ __ ] fine to me i love this man i think it's great every day 100 bucks i love them yeah i [ __ ] bet man health is wealth love symbolism of how their game of chess never really goes any further than the first move every time they try it it's just another step back yeah it's true it's weird to see bay area culture presented to me uh back through a lens like this channel 5 nerve stops evolving yeah this is great baby please don't pull up you about to pull up sorry granny i'm not trying to argue grandma put him in check oh yeah while they were fighting yeah exactly many people here praising andrew but this is a piece of art from uh nick who's nick oh i'm assuming that's a cameraman well regardless it's really really really [ __ ] good yeah the style of this is tireless for three generations exactly yeah like these people like it's so weird for me to see people that are like this because this makes me nostalgic for uh like just like 2005 you know and it's 2021 or 2020 remember they recorded this probably and i mean it's it's it's the same stuff dude it's it's all the same [ __ ] it's all been the same i feel like one thing that really makes the video though that i have to say is the quality of the camera like the quality of the camera being in that 4x3 resolution and [ __ ] like 720p or 480p whatever the [ __ ] it is yeah 480p it's just dog [ __ ] resolution everything about it sucks like yeah that's what's so good i love it [Music] you

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Length: 24min 43sec (1483 seconds)

Published: Sat May 29 2021