Asmongold Reacts to Game Trailers and Makes a List of Games That He Could Play in the Future

neo Doody 3 deathless run probably not I don't know if I have the I'd have to practice it way more Dark Souls 1 [Music] what is this like the [ __ ] 16-bit version of Bob's Burgers the [ __ ] is this garbage like I thought I got through this stuff in 1995 whenever right through my Game Boy against the tree whenever I couldn't beat the Elite Four in pokemon blue what is this garbage ass [ __ ] okay what is this here [Music] [Music] this is like final fantasy for vegans like what why like I'm sorry man but here like I watch my fry I thought this is this is the game that I thought it was I watch my friend Eric play this game and III couldn't be I I literally haven't been filled with so much discussed about a game since minecraft and that's saying a lot really it's so really a lot I I'm not interested in that game at all I don't think that it's funny I don't think that it's quirky I think that it's ironically it's ironically on ironically stupid the theme is cringe-worthy to me it's obnoxious and I don't find any of it funny or clever like I understand that other people like the game right that's cool but I don't like the game look III don't like period I just don't like it and like yeah Norton or means well it you know what it is here's what it is right is it you know those girls in middle school that would always wear Nightmare Before Christmas hoodies and invader zim notepads or nope like what was going messenger bags yeah messenger bags and then they went in the high school and you know they became scene girls and you know now they're a little bit older and you know they have a cat that they talk to because they're too weird to have a boyfriend and they post on tumblr and they complain about Donald Trump on Twitter those types of people it seems like probably play undertale okay and it's just not necessarily what I'm into I'm sorry guys but I'm not into it I and like I get like yeah okay like other people like the game cool I'm not saying you can't like it but I don't like it I have no interest in playing the game I think it's [ __ ] stupid to be completing it's [ __ ] stupid yeah there it is undertale was this here under tears literally game made by autistic furries yeah I don't know if that's true or not I really don't I mean based off of what I've seen I really I can't say if that's true or not point I are automatic I watched that game and I thought that it didn't look pretty good let me actually add that onto my list I'll add I'll pick up a notepad document in a second and put down a list of games okay and things that I actually want to play I do a dungeon hotline man yo guys can we calm down with the the blocks of text let's not do that because I want to be able to read what people are saying and if you were expecting blocks of text I can't read anything right so let's just stop that okay I want to be the boshy yeah i mean i might do that game too like I'm not really sure entirely like what that game is is it's basically just like a 16-bit side scroll or like boss game right or is it something like Mario where you have actual like formal levels like I legitimately do not know let's see which are trilogy well I'm not really interested in playing which are one or two I've never like heard anything about them like at all like positive or negative no heard anything about them so I don't know but Witcher 3 I'm definitely interested in playing that one yeah for sure you have to try this was this year um not for you I I don't know man play demon souls the Dark Souls yeah I know Dark Souls obviously came out after Demon Souls Demon Souls was like the first game let me see all right I'll open up a notepad document and I'll show you guys the games that I have in mind okay okay so let me actually let me let me extend this okay good so games god of war let's see super seducer I wanna be the Boshy okay let's see what else beyond that yeah yeah obviously Dark Souls 2 blood-borne let's see what else beyond that which are three right which are three let's see is Zelda okay also uh I kind of want to play a Link to the Past again and that's like kind of a nostalgia thing for me but I linked in the past and so I kind of want to play that again too at some point it's a really oh yeah getting over it yeah there's another one getting over it okay let's see super seducer can you read um cuphead there you go cuphead all right let's see what else is there hot well why do people keep saying hot lane Miami what does hotline Miami um let's see trailer let me see what this is because I have no idea what this game is let's see turn off notepad open this up hotline miami launch trailer okay this is a game right where's this a game [Applause] was this like super seducer [Music] made me feel like a god okay he basically like what happened in that that scene is that his friends asked him to go over to a Gallagher party and you know you guys know Gallagher he's the guy that smashed up vegetables and fruits and everything with a hammer so also he's a big fan of Donnie Darko so it dressed up like a rabbit and he went to smash Tomatoes that's Tomatoes that it's on his rabbit thing okay so let you guys know that okay so the game alright yeah that that's great well where's the where's the gameplay I mean like let's see gameplay here hotline Miami okay so what is this I'll just play through it I'll click through it okay yeah this is trash okay let's look at the other games okay all right so let's see where are we at okay let's see Devil May Cry five yeah okay let's see what else is there how long night yeah how long night okay let's see what else is on IR automat yeah yeah okay all right I've got that game now we're good a way out right away is this even showing on the screen no it's not I [ __ ] i I didn't even have it on okay Dell may cry five okay so let's see a way out with McConnel let's see and then let's what else is there halo-halo one two three I'm not interested in playing any of the other ones just halo one two three I don't care about Borderlands what Super Meat Boy let me take a look at what Super Meat Boy is I've never played that game before Super Meat Boy okay so let's see what this is actually let me just look at the trailer [Music] [Music] it's okay I mean this is interesting yeah I don't know if I'll play it I'm not gonna play subnautica probably [Music] let's see all out and not interested in playing fallout this looks like a flash game that got too much funding hey girly and like I guess like it looks good right I'm not saying it looks bad but it just looks like a flash game that I used to play from my 2005 did somebody just put a lot of [ __ ] money into Darksiders yeah we looked at that game I don't know if that games gonna be on the list but I'll uh I'll put it on the list okay just a second dark where the [ __ ] okay dark ciders question mark all right let's see Detroit become human I'm gonna plate it with Izzie and so I don't know if I'm gonna play that like really she's the one that wanted to play that game so I figured I'd do that with her let's see what else is there Resident Evil 7 god damn don't they get tired of making games evil 7 what really 7 goddamn yeah I don't really care a whole lot about Resident Evil to be totally honest like I really don't let's see divinity - I'm not really sure if I'll play divinity 2 or not just a second here let's see I sorry guys it's really hard for me to read and write people are typing massive [ __ ] blocks of text path the backs out y'all obviously have that path of Exile okay uh let's let's let's turn let's turn down this spam okay guys let's just stop I get if your if your message is more than two lines just stop okay like I can't read anything it's just like you're making it worse for everyone there's no way I can read this just stop okay just a second here so I've got um what else is there yeah it's [ __ ] Spurs man just [ __ ] stop okay let's see which or to outlast um I'll put that as a question mark I'm not really sure if I'd want to play that game or not cuphead assassin's creed let's see what about subnautica I'm not really interested in playing subnautica like I don't know I just like I'll watch some gameplay of it but it just looked like I don't know it just looked like it sucked like I know it was like it was like you're in space but it's water right and that's that's really all I felt about subnautica I never really was super excited about the game look at neo right I forgot about that one this game night that night a man neo like there they're very similar in terms of their name so I forget that there are actually two separate games celeste let me see what Celeste even is I heard people talking about that game but I've never actually seen it myself so I'll look at Celeste row but didn't it win like an award or something like that okay let's say Celeste let me actually make sure the the Firefox is in front of notepad so they don't cover each other okay there we go that that actually makes things a lot easier for me okay Celeste launch trailer okay let's do what this game is e 10 okay so this is for kids [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I think people have gotten a little bit too they've gone a little bit too hard on this like 16-bit aesthetic like like I mean I just there's like just so many of these games that are exactly the same you know I mean like is I'm not saying like the game plays the same I don't know but like it's just like I I've never played the game so I don't know if it's good or not but just like the aesthetic is kind of off-putting cuz I see so many people playing that right Ferrari what is furry okay let me look at that what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this [Music] for what was this trailer okay [Music] [Music] I guess it's kind of good I mean the game looks decent right it's certainly better than the other ones okay we're in the blind burgers we came out to look at it [Music] so this is cel-shaded Dark Souls basically that that's what I'm getting out of this okay it's paddlin time I just like I'm not sure if I feel comfortable playing a game called furry though like that that's the only thing that's weird to me is like why would I play a game called furry but I don't know maybe I can just get past that and keep playing the game anyway watch gameplay uh why I mean it's obvious what do you mean like it's gonna be I know what kind of game it is right it's just like it's gonna I gotta for probably right I mean there's nothing a Skyrim I'm not gonna play Skyrim probably it Skyrim is not really on the list at least for me personally no it's not okay well I'll look at it then okay and if the game reminds me at all of another game like God of War you know dark souls or nigher or something like that I'm not gonna play it okay cuz everybody trying to act like I'm [ __ ] wrong well let's find out about this okay I gotta kill this boss first I don't have to do it this year um The Last of Us that's more of a story based game I don't really know how my stream would do like doing story based games because usually like I mean if you're playing a game I just I don't know like let me just look and see if there's any very gameplay trailer okay I'll look at gameplay as soon as I kill this boss okay let's see the blind forest yeah I don't know about that I've never played that before Hades Joe don't say that do not ever say that word okay black desert you know like a black desert ever came out with like an expansion or something like that or like a reset I might play that just at the beginning it could be fun but I don't know how seriously I'd want to take it right I just don't know Kingdom Hearts I'm not really interested in that honestly fable didn't they make a new fable game there's like a fable remastered or something like that let me see about that because I I think that's true isn't it alright let me look at the gameplay for this other game okay before I get into it Peggy's 16 Peggy okay here's the gameplay okay this is a gameplay this is a cinematic oh here oh wow that was totally wrong holy [ __ ] [Music] okay this is actually pretty cool I don't like the fact that they use guns I want swords but you know that's fine I guess some guns at the okay [Music] Wow goddamn I don't know if I could do this game I think I'd be [ __ ] this up [Music] okay okay all right now that you know what actually I don't think that's that bad I whenever you guys originally said the name I thought was [ __ ] garbage dude oh let me actually you know what you're right let me look at witcher 2 trailer because i don't even know what what is this one started this was seven years ago Wow which are two intro cinematic yeah I've never seen any of this because everybody always talks about later three but I'd never heard anything about which or two okay the first which one do I play first one this one here or what it's got 1.4 million views that's a lot of views okay I'll take a look at the first one okay okay CD Projekt RED okay the year 12 71 oh wow damn not guys good what a wizard [Music] okay so how's funny [Music] yeah exactly alrighty so the all these guys are gonna get killed right Oh - beefy boys all right - big old beefy boys oh they're gonna beat each other up nice okay wait what the [ __ ] well that's an income neato beefy boy okay that's a bad guy [Music] is this it like your grenade yep that's a grenade oh wow that escalated really fast oh [ __ ] okay oh wow was actually pretty cool okay so shoots an arrow through a wok that's good got some matrix chick going on right there with a big old joe rogan running at him who holes that's right pull them up pull that up on the mind or Jamie look at that yeah okay great today just said Wow there's some guy that was able to make a flame wall that guy went down like a [ __ ] okay stab them in the ass okay so he cuts off the dudes head he climbs up to the top and then he goes back into water Wow well that didn't tell any story at all like that was actually the that really did not tell any bit of story like that that straight like what does that say okay so you've got Joe Rogan you've got a bunch of dip shits having fun on a boat then Joe Rogan comes on and he's like that's enough I don't want anybody here having any more fun and yeah he's an assassin of kings i I get I get that yeah and he throws a grenade that happens to be a little blue vial and then everybody turns to ice except for this guy who I mean let's be honest didn't really do anything then he does this matrix [ __ ] with the arrow stabs this guy stabs that guy Crusades were over and then he kills the King by stabbing oh I thought he's gonna stab him in the ass here I thought that had been funny but I guess he didn't do that and he cut off his head like I guess like I get it it's like it tells a story but there's like no I don't know like let me let me look at this one okay this could be another because it says drew Alton it now this is a really big stretch but is this guy the old guy in the older Witcher in witcher 3 or am i just totally wrong okay I'm totally wrong I don't I I didn't know like what the timeline for this was so maybe it was like him whenever he was younger or something like that yeah I have no idea completely wrong well okay that's fine far cry 3 I don't care about that game I think it's stupid let's see what else is at Skyrim I don't care about that game either Kingdom Come deliverance I think it's boring let's see Monster Hunter I think I've looked at this game before right what about witcher 1 like when did this even come out which are one okay this is the first one right which are 1 2 3 cinematics is this the first game mm and Wow damn it's just crazy to see why oh it's a claim or something oh okay okay okay oh all right okay our Oh all right he's dangerous we see that now not what you're one he jumps over the fire pretty good I'm not sure if I'd be interested in playing witcher 1 or anything like that but it's really cool to see the the old games damn that's actually really good it's just crazy for me to see like how much different like he looks and like the old games you know what I mean I don't know I just think that's really [ __ ] cool always in church it seems like you shouldn't be in church because he's like a demon or something right [Music] seems like a little bit of a conflict of interest but that's fine well let's see dead space I don't really care a lot of Monster Hunter didn't have an iWatch this isn't just like Pokemon but what big monsters I think I have world announcement row was this your launch trailer let's see here honest game trailers yeah let's just look at this here the following trailer is rated H for honest ok from the people who brought you evil houses they say no ok let's see here monster underworld launch trailer monster and wrote all monster intros 14 minutes of Monster Hunter world gameplay ok let's see what this is ok so the sword as we can already see here sword is a little bit too small good start right guys good start but it's not quite twice the size of the character so we're not quite up to you know the Sephiroth standard but that's ok you know we'll see what else we've got here yeah it's a little bit too small okay so we've received eyewitness reports of our targets roaming around what is this Miami Vice like search for any clues it may have left behind ready for what comes next what the [ __ ] how does it how is it that complicated you just get the biggest sword and you kill him what's all this armor ok so he's running around he climbs up a tree that's growing on a wall and he's looking around great the Scout flies have locked onto the scent of the monster why does this rabbit following him around be on the lookout for more tracks or traces okay so you just literally follow the yellow thing the monsters trail follow the green light they leave behind yeah we know that okay so you're going around you jump down wait he didn't even take fall damage did he okay so he goes over there and there's old footprints so he's completing this bar okay let's just skip ahead from the complete that okay all right here we go all right so here's here's the boss right here now as you can see this is a very very easy boss because he's not that big you look at the tail the tail is gonna do attacks you look at the head he's gonna do attacks so you hit him from the side and you roll under the tail that's how you're gonna beat him you just look at him it's easy usually to lose sight of a monster see there you go see now he's mad right and he's getting ready for an attack you have to focus the camera which means that there's probably gonna be camera problems with this game but hey I played Dark Souls so I guess I'm used to that so now he's mad because you just hit his tail so he's biting and he's angry demon mode is super strong so this game is very in-depth okay wait he just wait wait okay okay so now he's angry he's gonna do a charge he's running after him jump back oh wow oh yeah why'd you do that [ __ ] idiot so he's gonna break the rock just add a little bit of cinematic effect right a thunder bug yeah he broke the rock see I told you guys okay so he's breaking down his armor oh okay so he's cutting off his dick chopping six damage on the dick okay good massive six damage on the deck okay great what about the pair of axles should work a sling rim you can use to hit things that are far away [ __ ] idiot okay so okay he's gonna shoot the arrow well what the [ __ ] did he do wait the guy's literally just he's just sitting there and then you just kill him for no reason he just shot you just shot that bird they're not okay so now he's digging underground and Oh what the [ __ ] okay really mad now be ready for some vicious attacks the hand or don't tell me what the [ __ ] to do so you just randomly fell down the hole for no no just a purely cinematic effect to artificially extend the combat why so now you have to deal with the dragon - oh [ __ ] oh okay okay now we're getting that we're getting to something serious okay so why didn't a dragon eat the other guy okay so he's trying to run off the head she commits suicide but the guys late who he jumped off oh wow okay full mouth I like that so okay he's running after the dragon the monster is on the move use the Scout flies as a guide as you go after it my home's this gonna take let's just skip ahead wait what are we gonna put this monster in jail the monsters been immobilized okay let's go dude so much help it's ready let's see some actual [ __ ] dude all right you know what Monster Hunter um let's see biggest boss okay now let's let's get to this alright this could be a little bit more interesting who gives a [ __ ] about your sake come on subscribe for more what do you mean dude okay here we go Wow okay so this is more like it so we've got basically a living volcano and he's using a police stuff to shoot him for 20 it's working cuz he doesn't even know if you got to reload okay all right we're gonna go get more ammo then we're gonna take it back to the balista and we're gonna shoot him again there we go there we go yeah he loves that wow this is pretty crazy okay all right let's shoot at him he wasn't moving to begin with all right so we're gonna use the cannon oh wow okay that did a lot of damage to him cool so he moved always moving to camp okay all right that's cool well maybe they wouldn't hit you if you didn't shoot him with a [ __ ] arrow all right we're taking more cannon okay [Music] it's okay I just don't know if it's really like my kinda games honestly it I mean it's not weak enough to capture the things of size of a [ __ ] skyscraper you're gonna put a net over its head and say come back to my house the [ __ ] is this oh you have to negotiate with it and tell it all right listen bro I know that you're really big but you need to come back with me and I'm gonna put you in a pokeball like what what is worse is he gonna die here I don't know like I mean I guess the game could be fun to play but it seems a little bit goofy to me okay what is this no never Nara ghonte I don't even what how do I even say that oh oh okay there it is what is this sorry auntie boss fight solo hammer oh this is a boss okay yeah I'm not gonna watch the whole video it's obviously too long okay so you've got the the Majora's Mask guys running away imagine if one of those suck your dick okay so so this is a bit okay oh wow okay okay um oh I like the weapon the weapon looks great all right let's see so he's moving away I mean and this takes it takes a half hour oh my god give it a rest do something let the guy break give the guy a break this is like a mythic quest dungeon except for it's a boss the whole time what the [ __ ] okay let's get down to the end okay all right so Oh okay here it is he's gonna die right here who's rolling away and okay we got hit by the tail that was a mistake holy [ __ ] this actually really takes a long time wow this is really getting drawn out okay yeah this is way too long all right but the point is that I don't know if I'd really want to play this game it seems like the boss fights are way too [ __ ] long but maybe I'll like it I don't know it's not necessarily on my short list but it could be on a long list all right how about that guys let's see we've game yeah I think so add fury to the list um add furry to the list let's see okay all right fine it's on the list okay maybe you know what I'll put maybe Monster Hunter I don't know okay yeah how about that guys maybe I'll get some people stop as a final fantasy now I'm not interested in playing Final Fantasy let's see what is the recipe vermintide nitrous and that incessant screed don't care about that secure oh I already saw that I'll put that on the list but I think everybody knows and I'm gonna play it secure oh yeah whenever that comes out I'm obviously going to play it and doom 2016 okay I'll put doom on the list doom okay darkest dungeon okay just a second I'm trying to find a video of this wait is this a is this a turn-based game it seems like it is yes I'm not interested in playing turn-based games I just I don't really like them a lot I understand other people might think they're good or whatever I just not really a big fan I've never liked them I really like even like Pokemon kind of annoyed me about that it just was never really my thing Titan Souls what is this it seems like another trash 16-bit game like let's see alright um gameplay overview let's look at trailer ok launch trailer blood and violence ok that's a good start okay so he's going to get the Master Sword [Music] and a single arrow that's a lot of pressure [Music] like really strong so the buyers yeah I mean this is actually pretty cool [Music] like there's a lot of games I think there's like one game in Zelda Link to the Past that's like this it feels like it was very very inspired by Legend of Zelda link to the past hundred [ __ ] percent especially seeing things like this it's like Yeti shooting [ __ ] Adam like I don't know I think that's really [ __ ] cool destiny - I don't really care about that let's see metal gear rising oh yeah I never looked at trailer for that did I all right then let's see um a trailer okay I didn't is this game any good though let me see is it is any good or what yes okay I'll take a look at it this game has not yet been rated okay Konami after the Patriots I thought I could walk off the battlefield and into a normal life this is Jason Statham the country played with civil war in trust its fate and the life of its leader - a man reborn I know like question marks what do you mean how many Jason Statham movies are there that he was part of an elite organization and he quits and then for some reason he has to go back it's every single one it's the exact same [ __ ] story okay guys let's go in a world of asymmetric war where you don't know who you're fighting it's hard to know what you're fighting for [Music] after the fall of the sons of the Patriots cyborg technology runs rampant in for me this seems like Metal Gear Solid and they're like you know what let's make this like halo and they just make everything like robots and [ __ ] III don't know like the game seems kind of interesting to me but it's nothing that I had really kind of I don't know get super excited about maybe I'm wrong about that but I'm just not really like you know out of my mind about this game it just seems okay to me dad says you're coming for Resident Evil 7 I don't care about Resident Evil 7 hell-blade son juice I don't care about that that's a stupid game let's see what Psychonauts don't care about that one either Resident Evil 5 no oh grant the thought of 5 no I don't think so watch witcher 3 gameplay trailer I've seen that too Dragon Age Origins I saw that before Castlevania darkest dungeon we looked at that overwatch I don't think so subnautica I'm not interested in that let's see blood-borne yeah obviously I know about blood-borne ok so we've gotten about a thousand people just spamming the same things over and over okay so pretty much these are the the games that I I think that we'll start with right and yeah these ones are pretty good maybe I could do cup head necks that could be interesting I don't really know how much I'd really want to play that but I could be good let's see ya or god of war I just need to get god of war and everything set up there a way out halo 3 and path of Exile like all these other games too like obviously I'll play these off and on but there's a lot for me to do as you guys can see there's a lot of [ __ ] games for me to play and I don't know it's gonna go up yeah I don't know shadow more yeah don't is the legend is the Legend of Zelda is the Lord of the Rings game any good because I don't even know yeah it yes no um let me see what it is okay shadow of Mordor what the [ __ ] what is this okay gameplay trailer Peggy 18 what's this Peggy okay okay in Middle Earth shadow of Mordor you are Italian a ranger of Gondor and a guardian of the black gates I'll tonight Sauron on his bike captains returned to Mordor killing everyone you've ever loved I'm leaving you for dead oh [ __ ] this walkthrough takes place several hours into the game and focuses on the Nemesis system the next-gen living world would yeah let's do some time back alright so and survived and his unique personality has evolved to shape this gameplay encounter oh versus we see the boss spider gangs leader oh wait what about this yeah oh okay this is the big beefy boy all right frame rate seems a little bit low but that's fine so he jumps down stabs everybody okay so you've got the big fat guy or thought remembers this previous encounter Italian making this battle both unique and personal I don't know man do you guys think this looks that good to me I think looks okay because this is actually what that what the gameplay looks like no [ __ ] for streams yeah I mean I was gonna pull a bane on him okay got it so you press X - oh okay that's interesting I guess I mean the game looks really [ __ ] cool right I mean let's be honest it looks cool but I don't know if it would be good for like streaming you know like will get the actual trailer what does he have the one ring on you're banished from death curse bind us together the rings of power what the mo great to smooth through the secondaries Sauron deceives you into making the Rings watch both you and your kin I had a family once and I buried them along with everyone I even knew so we've got stuff for mirror that goes on an adventure to get rid of these things I have seen some real sons hey bring much suffering chemicals be broken destroy the black hand and his followers and claim Mordor oh how do I do this your Pole what do you know of the black I do not trust him lucky to have you don't be blinded by your emotions this is like cannon for is this cannon for Lord of the Rings or no I hope not it just seems like kind of I don't know like it just I don't know like it doesn't really excite me a lot it's like it seems like a b-grade game in middle-earth and maybe with like I don't know like the story like for me I've always been like a big fan of the Rings so I guess I have like kind of higher standards and I'd expect more out of it but you know it just doesn't really like it doesn't compel me in the same way right it's the wrong game shadows of war like what do you mean it's the wrong game okay I'll look at a few more of these and that's gonna be it we'll go do something else because I want to watch a couple of other videos too let's see Shadow of the Colossus I know stop spamming that okay let's see what else is there dead space let me see what are the other ones here that people want to see bhauja I literally can't read anything I I can't read anything guys this is insane okay let me just go back and you should check out how I'm a me it's your fast-paced and hard yeah I just don't really care about it a lot Dragon's Dogma is one of the best console RPGs and it has an amazing port on PC is that worth donate $50 thank you so much man I appreciate that wrong trailer for Metal Gear Rising watch the final cut instead skip to 2:50 for gameplay unban me from reddit by the way you have to talk to another mod I don't know if I could even can bandit unbanned people right now I have no idea let's see look up Dragon's Dogma watch Ori and the blind forest you should we'll get a trailer from words to the phone it's really fun an epic you said you're willing to try atlas yes I am I think I always would be fun to play look at that you can really I think I don't click links thank you maybe play Devil May Cry 5 Dark Souls 1 daughters of ash oh right yeah let me look at that Dark Souls daughters of Ash bosses I'm actually curious about this DARS master on finale Oreo thank you for the five months in a row okay so where's the gameplay dude yeah abyssal prince in the future okay well is he a shadow night okay I don't know this is like like that attack right there I could try to parry but as soon as I miss it I get hit by the other one right he's pretty slow like I mean it yeah this boss seems kind of scuffed guys oh he does that that's actually kind of hard to deal with okay never mind um yeah I don't know oh okay that was a mistake I think he tried to like carry it or something III don't know maybe I'll play this game at some point but the boss is in every way what the [ __ ] is this the voice should be around five music should probably be around like four just to say I'm trying to find out where he's fighting a boss just leaving what the [ __ ] I think it's like the actual sticker on the cartridges who cares where's the boss okay so one fly right now and then we have let's fried the butterflies portrait oh wow so it's the boss and the butterfly at the same time that's actually really cool I kind of want to try playing this out yeah I do maybe Red Dead Redemption - yeah I don't know it didn't do too much damage let's see doesn't work off mod okay yeah I heard that was kind of annoying because I don't have like that prepare to die edition or whatever so I don't think I'd be able to play it and I don't think you can buy it anymore office team that's what somebody told me so I don't think I can actually end up doing this let's see salt and sanctuary okay let me go back over and look at some more of these real quick before I finish this up they'll make cry 5 - oh I saw that Dragon's Dogma okay I'll take a look at that one real quick Dragon's Dogma the best game ever I don't know about that man uh let's see everything need to know video review okay let's look at trailer okay III trailer Oh make a man okay I remember seeing that all time back in the day capcom yeah we know all right okay so he shoots arrows that he misses both of them alright and there's a Hydra and there's a big boy right there oh this actually oh wow that could be good I mean I like this I like the worlds of it right I mean you've got like all this crazy [ __ ] going on is that yeah this is like what is it with these games and having the frame rate that I had whenever I did older war and wrath little itch King like III I feel like I would get I would get AIDS if I if I played this game with this this frame right I would its ps3 like what do you mean like do those like I don't haven't had a console in forever there's like ps3 and ps4 not have 60fps do they not have it why would anybody buy one that's so bad alright there's no way let me look this up okay um maximum frame rate Xbox let's see ps4 oh it's 60 ok well that that's good what about ps3 wait a second most games aren't though so the games are literally so scuffed you can't even play them at 60fps okay so he's fighting the Chimera Willona the arisen is always drawn to the dragon as papads strong faints on threat the dragon is ever born in humans okay okay so the story is [ __ ] stupid man like how many goddamned stories are they gonna do about a dude being somehow related to a dragon like I don't know what I mean like really the story is good it brought like how many times have we seen this like it's just it's [ __ ] boring like I I don't know maybe I'm wrong about but I just say it seems like yeah I guess to me like one of the things I like about Dark Souls is that it's not like character narrative driven and that interests me a lot more than the kind of stuff that we're seeing here like I mean this game it could be good right I'm not saying it's not good but [Music] so you've got [ __ ] Palpatine up there he's calling in all the dragons that are actually what the [ __ ] wait you've got harpies and Dragons out of [ __ ] nowhere oh okay and then everybody's okay the joist falls onto me your to the winds of fate I guess it's okay maybe I'm being too harsh yeah yeah guys maybe I'm just being too harsh that's what it is Metro 2033 what is that yeah I'm not really impressed by that Metro 33 Moscow 2013 this is right before they rigged the elections okay these graphics are really good Wow god damn holy [ __ ] these graphics are good okay so he puts on some headphones and he's like oh my god the Cold War is starting again and you know it's Russia because everywhere looks like [ __ ] right there's like paint coming off of the walls and it's basically just like scuffed everywhere I've never seen pictures of Russia that it wasn't scuffed I do really think that the graphics on this game are really [ __ ] good though okay so you've got the dog that's the Bible that's Jesus okay [Music] all right so now there's martial law and no zarba oh oh oh this escalated pretty quickly so you've got the babushkas that are scared and then you've got the guys with the hats that are running around there's Vladimir Putin there he is he's pissed he's like you know what fire them all off [Music] okay so they're going into the house and then oh you've got the mafia boss with his girlfriend okay great and he's bald alright so they're all going inside the church why would he shoot him seems kind of pointless so oh [ __ ] no I don't think anybody even cares Oh everybody's gonna die and then the kid grows up and he's the character oh wow what the [ __ ] 20 years later I was right so you don't play this game if you have epilepsy oh okay that's you [Music] that seems cool did this this seems interesting I like the idea of it and everything and it's that's fine wrong trailer what do you mean it's the wrong trailer that that was a good one I liked it that don't want sure let me just look at some gameplay I guess oh wow these graphics sucked a lot more than I thought they did oh they went to command & Conquer route of doing all the cinematics with real people and then having the graphics and game suck oh yeah I've seen this before okay I guess this is alright it's like basically what like post-apocalyptic Russia it's interesting theme I would say look at shadow of war where does this shadow of Horus jazzing 10-game yeah III know that the way I know that is it said 2010 let's see shadow of war oh this is a new game Wow okay I didn't even know this holy [ __ ] is this the one that I've been missing the whole time because everybody's been spamming me check out the game and I was at the wrong one [ __ ] okay all right I'll look at it the world of men stuff glad real it's rivendell right there that's Gimli trying to hit the ring put the hammer because he broke the hex underrate what time together in debt crafted the one thing that could challenge star on a ring of what but power can blind the great deceiver has returned to middle-earth this guy just keeps coming back well how did he come back if they destroy it you know what [ __ ] let's go the corruption okay okay the war for Mordor begin okay I thought they killed oh they have it black for the Lord of the Rings okay oh that's Mina's Morgul okay Wow [Music] [Music] like so it's really like this part was really [ __ ] cool right with like the nazgûl the witch-king you've got the [ __ ] Balrog coming out of the ground which seems kind of counterproductive because probably some works are gonna get killed in the process but bow rugs are really good so you know I guess it's a it's something that you can you know deal with it's like to me III don't like maybe I'm just like stupid about this but okay he's got the ring you've got the ring you're the chosen warrior I mean like I guess like in the original Lord of the Rings they were like okay you're chosen but like it's like you have some secret [ __ ] powerful weapon that makes you like some sort of like God or whatever it's more of like just like persevering and being able to like overcome darkness as yourself without like some kind of like really crazy power you know what I mean and what do you mean I don't know that's the way I see it I mean like you can say like okay yeah obviously what was I Gandalf is like a wizard but he doesn't even really do wizard [ __ ] like the only thing Gandalf does is he makes his staff a light bulb like that's it even in the hobbit what does he do he makes his staff a really bright light bulb and they're like God what the [ __ ] and then they leave right but they don't do it oh he makes a circle around himself for the Balrog that's basically [ __ ] int even whenever he kills the Balrog he stabs him with the [ __ ] sword so it's like you add the ring into here and you've got all this magic going on I don't know it might be a little bit too much for me the game does look really [ __ ] cool all right and I guess that's what is that Isengard I don't even [ __ ] know but either way I guess maybe it's just like another castle in Mordor like they're also Kristen yeah I don't know man the doom trailer I've seen the doom Trey guys I've seen a bear adder oh right okay um play Terra sure man go ahead and get me a time machine to take me back eight years and maybe I will I just like I don't know I did I don't like it yeah that's stupid like it's just I don't know like maybe I'll play the game I'll see what the gameplay is like okay 60 minutes out off war gameplay okay well look at what the gameplay is like oh this actually looks good yeah this is I don't like how it has those blue things on there though that's stupid like what are these blue things for why do you have a blue thing there okay your troops who cares I feel like every single bit of a UI in a game like this takes away from the escapism and I think the escapism is really important like if I want to pretend like I'm the good Gondor version of Sauron who's gonna save middle-earth even though I don't know where's the other ring didn't they destroy it even [ __ ] though right but I don't know dude it's like I don't think there should be any UI at all alright like Dark Souls UI is ideal there's nothing really on there except for like two or three things whenever you move up to something you don't have a bunch of like weird [ __ ] on your mini-map you don't have a map you don't have all these different like it's just I don't I don't know it's just too much [ __ ] well he literally just shot him in the dick okay that's great then they cut Oh wah Oh easy teleporting around okay [Applause] what do you mean dude like this dude fire he forges a ring of power in Mount Doom and he's actually gonna have trouble dealing with some [ __ ] fat orc some random fat [ __ ] orc I mean like give me a break hey Arkham Asylum I don't give a [ __ ] about that guy our automatic the trailer I'm like 99.999% sure as I watch that just kick him off the ax kick him again okay or that that's good don't bring a defeated we've broken the cut I guess it's alright I mean I don't hate this it's better than the other one I would definitely say that but I just I don't like how he's like empowered by like the ring and stuff I think that's a little bit silly especially because like the character doesn't really have any significance but you know whatever I think I've watched the trailer though yeah I'm like 99% sure I watched the trailer um trailer I didn't the [ __ ] okay yeah III which one did which one is it because this is a game that I had legitimately considered playing so I do want to look at it third one this is honest game trailers that people didn't want me to click on it's the top one okay well look at that so I already like like so the girl is really hot that that's that's basically the game that mean I get okay lets gonna play I don't know how I feel like to it you have to play as a girl though I don't know how I feel about that everything that lives is designed to end we are perpetually - what about a tree because if you if you cut down a tree yeah it's dead but if you don't cut down a tree and you just keep giving it food I think it just keeps just keeps going look let me look into this whatever trees not a what all this tree what is the dependent gives out let's see the tree bro what the [ __ ] treants soil with very so that trees 5,000 years old what the [ __ ] this episode I think think about how crazy that would be you dude this tree is older than Jesus if it was 5,000 years old that means it's been around for almost the entire world that's almost 6,000 years look at this tree this tree is older than fire it's older than computers it's older than English what the [ __ ] man like I don't know why that that's dude I don't you think that's cool like I don't know I think that's really [ __ ] awesome that there's a tree that's 5,000 years old I mean like guys come on like I mean am I crazy here this is [ __ ] insane I had no idea Wow I don't know why I just say it's incredible holy [ __ ] man okay well what we've been doing before this before I looked at trees okay yeah here we go all right I'll go back to the beginning I totally forgot everything that lives is designed to end including actually trapped in a never ending spiral of life and death [Music] whoa okay punishment what did the wave music Mountain think about the God who blessed oh it's Bob cousin okay we wonder if we'll ever have the chance to kill him perhaps we're not so different after all to me we better finish this quick steal kill this is humanity [Music] I guess this looks good yeah to me now that looks like Super Smash Brothers pretty good the only thing I don't like about the game is the girl's boobs aren't that big it's really kind of a disadvantage come back it's a good start right but still why did you betray like just Stan yeah I mean it's not not always lost don't worry we're so yours we take pride in our service it's only gay at the square's touch you know man I mean like III don't think this game is that bad hey guy I really die I the frenetic battle between androids and machine life-forms to reclaim earth begins now okay uh orany on the blind for all right this is gonna be probably the last one on e on the blind forest okay um let's see review or is a trailer okay there's the tree we've seen a lot of those today [Music] I like this I think this is really good [Music] okay so he's got the little poofy boy alrighty but nothing good lasts forever because then the attack bird of death comes over to ruin everybody's fun there he is wait what oh okay oh no you have to kill him [Music] way to see Ted Oh No [Music] Wow [Music] that was really good why can't they all be this good I think about how much of a story this tells this is an incredibly great trailer this is incredible like Wow and then that dead you don't really get a time-lapse of the the little the little white thing getting bigger and like getting older I guess it's always the same size yeah I really feel like this is [ __ ] amazing is this the same one oh this is afterwards okay [Music] oh and now he's a spirit [Music] [Music] [Music] every single time I see a wobble level I'll be honest I get PTSD from this game I used to play whenever I was a little kid it was like a Super Nintendo game it was called The Lion King and there was this Lion King game on the Super Nintendo and it was just you got to the live level it's like and you never even get there right because you just it's like there be a UH there'll be like a thing right you have to jump on top it and you jump like right here and you fall off and [ __ ] die but you could jump off somehow you'd be like right here and like Simba's [ __ ] toenail would touch the the ledge and somehow that would count it was the worst [ __ ] game that I ever played in my whole life and I couldn't stop playing it until I sold it to Game Stop for a dollar so I could buy Super Mario Sunshine ten years later what a mistake by the way what a [ __ ] mistake [Music] yeah did this this game actually is really good or at least like the trailer makes me want to play the game right yeah this actually is very very good good trailer I liked it a lot it was very very good choice horizon zero dawn shadow Casas I don't care about Yakuza Yakuza like what is that some kind of like [ __ ] mafia thing what is this let's play it ok let's see ok so it's a GTA alright next let's see ok um what else is there yeah I just I'm not really too interested in that salt and sanctuary that sounds like twitch ok let's see ah trailer oh it's three years ago ok when I was a young boy right like what is this this is my Chemical Romance oh really it's another one of these how many of these are there [Music] Aamir's a lot okay so this is Devil May Cry two-dimensional [Music] all right got it because he's got a sword and a gun okay good no all right oh I like the axe oh I got a lot oh wow [Music] so it's basically the exact same thing that's Dark Souls for making characters got it okay we've got the axe you got the site okay I like the site Oh I'll say this I'll say this this game is one of the best 2d ones that I've seen so far and I don't know about the best it's the most compelling right I see the way this game works and I'm like okay cool I want to play this game right I don't know about like the other ones though this one does seem more interesting though let's see we'll get to a couple more than I do want to start Dark Souls and get ready and get started on that cuz I do want to do a horizon zero dawn people have wanted that one for a while let me actually add salt and sanctuary I'm actually I'm gonna add that to the list yeah that will be added to the list alright horizon zero dawn okay um launch trailer yo what happened boys like I was talking about this earlier like every [ __ ] good game is on PlayStation now like that every good game is on [ __ ] PlayStation look where's the Xbox stuff there's nothing like well why do they even make X boxes anymore if every good game is on PlayStation I can't even believe I have a PlayStation 4 and not an Xbox one or an Xbox whatever the [ __ ] it is like not actual gameplay just like my stream okay so they're summoning something waitwhat okay so you have the electric steampunk bird alright got it there's a lot of there are themes going on here okay oh boy yeah I don't want to play with I don't want to play as an archer where's the swords that's stupid man doctor plays an archer for couple at the sword a spear okay that all right spear is fine I can do spear I guess this is all right I mean I like the you know the juxtaposition here right you've got like the tribal stuff going on while at the same time you've got like the technology and like the robots and everything that's cool but it's almost like Avatar in a way yeah I mean I guess this is all right let's see what the gameplay is like though you know I may just see if this is worth let's see where's game gameplay trailer ok here we go alright and ok so you're looking around you're moving around ok shoot the zebra shoot the zebra okay that's boring where's the combat sick no combat he's just jumping around I guess it's okay but look I mean how do you know it's a she I mean have you asked her No so stop assuming things either what is this here our gameplay let's see come on let's get some combat in here yeah okay here we go just shoot them okay here we go I don't know maybe if it was like a new game or something I'd play this but this doesn't really excite me like I don't know I just I guess I'm like really really picky at the kind of games that I like and yeah I'm just really picky and maybe I'm like I'm a bad boy for that but it is new like I'm if it just came out like today I'd be like all right yeah let's play it right but my it's just like a game I just have to go back and play like it's not some like God of War III want to play God of War for example I want to play Detroit become human I want to play Zelda breathitt a wild I want to play these games right with this game I don't necessarily want to play it if that makes sense and maybe you guys can see where I'm coming from maybe not hopefully you do that's kind of how I feel watch botanico pretty stereo it's only 1 minute long but it's fun ok let me just see this Botanica trailer okay right alright next let's see just started twitching my first subscription to follow fell texting I just want to see keeping the good work and keep kicking ass thank you very much for $7 seventy seven cents man I [ __ ] appreciate that thank you thank you thank you dude yeah I'm not interested in playing this game looks [ __ ] stupid um let's see hell-blade some newest sacrifice oh geez okay fine trailer reaction who the [ __ ] does reaction videos just a second okay uh let's see trailer okay uh let's see as soon as I know it's a fish okay here we go I guess we'll look at this one Ninja Theory okay oh great wait you and body she fears but in darkness they came through storm dragazine as they raided these shores [Music] to these roads Oh shake I can break you oh [ __ ] okay okay by your darkness this is pretty bike pretty grams this she's ugly nah dude yeah I think this is actually pretty good games all right I mean I'm not like no I go oh my god this is amazing right but it's it's decent enough I don't hate it okay so let's see I will watch one more one more one more intro okay or one more trailer so pick it out right now I'll make a decision and then after that we're gonna do Dark Souls let's see their garden sakir oh I've already seen that divinity I've seen that it's a turn-based game I'm not interested in playing turn-based games ashes of creation I've seen that before BDO bikini trailer wait really I shouldn't have clicked that okay uh just a second let me go back Dragon Age Inquisition don't really care a lot about that one months are in the world I've already seen that before portal ii don't really care the last of us two little nightmares night automatic I saw that one before the last was don't realise already seen that before I know what that is dead cells hollow night I've seen that Arkham Knight I don't care about that let's see BioShock Infinite I don't care about Bioshock I think it's stupid let's see Luigi's Mansion I played that back in a day Witcher 3 I've obviously seen that Dishonored what is dishonored I don't know if I want this to be the last one is this is it that good not to ok well I'll look at this honored one then you okay so isn't a sex dungeon okay that's a good rat that's a high quality right you see that damn okay my dear Corvo what a sad hand fate has deleon the beloved and purr sled and everyone thinks you're the killer oh but we know what really happened don't me you don't want to end your life to the sound of idiots cheering as your head hits the muck do you let's see if we can do better and to make things interesting my mark okay do it a gift interesting so far okay okay okay this looks nice I already like this oh [ __ ] Wow I think this is like some kind of like medieval [ __ ] never mind oh okay so he's like an assassin or something [Music] oh is this like a stealth game is it God wait a lot of stealth games before yes I don't know if I'd really be into playing a stealth game man I got I never really played Splinter Cell cuz I couldn't just run in and shoot everybody you can okay yeah then maybe it'll be okay [Music] oh [ __ ] okay Wow all right and now ok so easy wait what all right damn well [ __ ] him dude he didn't even give up all right yeah problem solved there it is it's done holy [ __ ] I guess this game looks okay this is alright revenge solves everything that's a good theme for kids to have that way they know what to do yeah I mean I I don't know I don't I don't hate that game I don't know if I really want to play it but it wouldn't be on like my my short list but maybe if I if I kind of didn't know what else to do I would get to it okay

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