Armored Suburban Somehow Smokes a 5 Ton Truck

hey matt hey nigel what a long face why are you upset i'm just sad because i shot this car and i thought it was gonna be great and the internet got really mad at me who cares what they think you gotta make yourself happy it just hurt my feelings and they talked bad about it you know what helps hurting your feelings what a little bit of destruction brother what oh you can't they're gonna get really mad you gotta try it just try a little bit don't you care what they think no you can't care what they think you gotta care what you think just gotta be me just be you okay all right give it a little give it a little heart away it felt good oh give it up okay okay yeah yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] welcome to demolition ranch today zero guns it's gonna be a crazy one we're here with nigel what's up dude hi dan hello everybody we also got chocolate operator over here what's up i just uh chocolate says he thinks he can kick this armored door open i said no you can't and if you do i'll buy you nine tacos so you gonna try it let's do it you can't do it it does just only to actually open it only has the regular suburban lock it's not like an armored lock and he does weigh a lot he's a big old boy nigel you think he can do it he is a strong dude now you want to throw in some tacos as well i'll throw another nine tacos oh eight 18 times that's the biggest bet we've ever had let's get it okay what do you got oh you're knocking glass off okay dude you might pop the whole glass panel out you think so no i don't think so but it no the whole door's moving yeah this ain't happening definitely not happening it sounds like there's a t-rex trying to get out there so deals off okay no tacos for you sorry dude so in the last video everyone got super mad that we're shooting this truck like you know it was made to be shot like that's the whole that's the purpose of it and everyone's like man matt's screwing over frank premier body armor because we're shooting it we got frank's permission i called him and i said what do you think about this i have an idea frank was all in so uh yeah we decided to shoot it and i really did when we first got this truck i did plan on keeping it but then every day when i walked past in the bar and i was like but i want to know will it stop a bullet so to uh to make you guys happy who are haters and who aren't happy about this we're gonna do one video one video where we are not shooting it anymore but we are gonna just kind of have fun with it and uh nigel over here says he thinks he could ollie off the roof and land it maybe hopefully he's like he has no faith in me that's just i i have never seen anyone do something like this i'm not escaping i don't think anybody in the world has ever skated on a armored vehicle that's actually probably true because they're expensive they usually don't want skaters on top of them but today we do if you can do this i'll do it i land this first try can i get like a hug or something no i don't think about tacos texas tacos though so he's from california he doesn't know what texas tacos are about because california tacos are better leave in the comments below yeah we'll give it a group hug if you live you get a hug oh whoa definitely have to go faster than that well must go faster must go faster that was not bad at all was it not so the roof is armored in this thing but the top layer of the roof is just a regular suburban roof and then there's an armor layer like an inch under it so it still will dent as he's driving his board across it hey you got it in the back door that was cool he's gonna die today he's gonna die hey chaos coordinator we have insurance yet we're working on it okay shoot we're gonna ride it off no pop nope you're just gonna ride it okay all the way out all right even that would just hurt me a lot i gotta teach you how to fall no one day next time i come out here we're gonna have to skate to five ton you're gonna get off the top of that do you not see all the bars on there you can grind on that go over actually it's a pretty good idea yeah yeah i'm down grinding the 510. we're like the nicest skaters ever we're just using this parking lot we've got some glass in it we're gonna sweep it up clean it up you know making this planet a better place one day at a time walked over to monokima firearms you have something i do i have it oh i know what this is yeah you sturdy hairy yeah i'm in how much i think that one runs 25. 25 hundo yes sir yeah sign me up i'll buy it okay oh we should shoot it at the car in this video i know i said no guns but maybe we should shoot that is it 44 matters it's a different 44 amp what is a 44 amp um it's pretty rare i have a few boxes of it perfect we'll take them all i actually never show buying guns on video so this is a special one for you guys oh you have a few rounds that's some jacketed hollow are these hard to find yeah you could probably still find them on like gun broke i should probably buy them all though i'm not gonna tell you what to do yeah the gun store is like yes you should buy everything so it's like a not rimmed 44 mag it looks taller though huh is it probably a little bit more powder behind it cool yeah and semi-auto i'm freaking in this thing's pretty cool though look at the freaking pretty much pull that back jeez crazy okay yeah he talked me into it he didn't try very hard i just come in what else you got hey do you sell that pump action ar that is possibly the dumbest gun i've ever seen it is but i've been pretty crazy look at this thing troy makes it why you know it'd be pretty cool if it was not pump in semi auto because then it would actually kind of compete with the the sig and others alike yeah with the piston driven kind of style but um interesting you know i think that uh i think 1100 bucks yeah i think they really kind of made it for certain um states have to have either pump actions or nothing that's a semi-auto i think i'm a pad you guys let me know maybe we'll come back for it i don't know it's just so dumb but i kind of like it hopefully troy's not watching sorry troy i mean i maybe there's a reason for it i just don't know it this is a gun for uh jt uh we made this for him yeah i kind of wanted to do a black rifle theme on it so we did a coffee bean had a really cool integrated rail here made by black label um the bipod folds right up in there side charging 556. so then um as you know jt likes hot dogs right yeah yeah so we made him a lord hot dog gun we got 13 hot dogs placed on here for the number that he ate and the zombie movie that he played at he also is dropping a new hot dog company i believe this upcoming week or so where he's going to be selling his own brand of hot dogs i actually saw these and i was like why would they paint hot dogs in the ar this is gonna be really hard to sell all right so would you sit in here while someone shoots at you i'll do it for 20 bucks 20 bucks is 20 bucks yeah i think i would i don't think i would really nah too scared i know it'll stop it i bet a million bucks it wouldn't it wouldn't would insurance cover it if it didn't stop they'd be like you dumb dumb idiot redneck it'd be great content on youtube they'd let you like that's true nigel really wants to grind any of these rails on the five ton mainly this one now but you need to build something to do that first right huge ramp next time he comes out he wants to build a ramp and grind the five ton which i was thinking i'll be sitting in it and i'll be giving it some gas and just plumes of black smoke and he just jumps through the smoke it'll be sick if i can get enough speed on a big ramp go over the whole thing and he lands at the altar and then we get married women always think about getting married that's all they think about we're just trying to do cool tricks on a skateboard on a cool truck so i was thinking i know i promised you guys no guns in this video because a lot of you guys got really mad about us shooting guns at the suburban but then we bought a new gun today and like what else are we gonna do so i'm just gonna go back on that promise a little bit so the guys that are mad i'm sorry i was really trying to not hurt the suburban anymore we'll just shoot a little bit of guns just just a little bit and that's it and i won't even do it it's gonna be nigel's fault got my new electronic earmuffs on thanks caldwell i'm not gonna actually shoot this thing so i wanna make a whole other video so this is all you today i've obviously never shot this or anyone like this and never shot this caliber you have to oh super hard all right put your [ __ ] in first first make it a little easier oh there we go oh that was funny that was way easier uh jammed on the first one yep yep fully let me see let me see i'm gonna i think it's not [Music] yeah you shouldn't go back far enough oh okay so i was being a little winny about it that's ready to shoot hold on tight this thing's gonna be crazy i like how he buys a new gun and i'm the first one to shoot it there is a safety i got no idea just just pull through let's see what happens all right all right uh the infamous fire egg you definitely hit high i saw it hit all right awesome center mass on the window oh oh yeah that's a window all window nice jeez all right this thing's gotta look geez does that hurt uh the metal frame doesn't feel good it's so heavy um let's go back panel you got to the left of that slug all right you got two bolts left all right oh flinch was there a jam go ahead empty it oh there's another one in there okay so that's empty you see how the safety works oh that's safe oh you got push up okay so i don't know let's just try that was uh that was it that was weird slow squeeze oh yeah nice back glass backlash yep i went a little too high is that the panel you're out okay how did it feel it big kicks like i don't know if you can feel it right now but i can see it you look manlier than you did before i feel way man i think my beard might have started filling in a little more oh my gosh look at oh yeah he's definitely there's testosterone pumping right now you can tell oh look at that so i saw you hit that one high so you started taking out some of that glass but the way this car is set up the edges of the glass they have metal that comes down like here so that thing's still not going through i bet we'll go look on the inside that's a hole that's a new hole there so that was a 44 going through there um and then i saw you hit the back glass at some point yeah you hit the back glass and you hit this class down low too and then i think they saw one go through here so i think one went just oh i bet that's everything i bet you just skimmed it i know that would hit there i don't know but they saw dirt fly up on the other side so i think you went through this way so this is new we were driving around so all this all the glass had fallen down on the parts where we had already shot but this one has got all loose glass here so that was a 44 hit right there because all that would have already fallen down while we drove around town earlier sweet let's go inside up high is where you hit there's nothing up there and then the middle here is where you hit there's nothing on any of the inner layers here no cracks same thing there we're good no cracks on the inside layer nigel's heading out thank you for sort of destroying the car a little bit and i didn't want i didn't want him to so don't get mad at me this time it was him i wanted to if it was my choice i'd probably send it i don't know if y'all heard when he when he was about to shoot i was like no stop but he just did it so i tried testosterone man it took over i don't know all right we got more stuff coming with this car see you dude i thought for the next part of this video we won't shoot it anymore no you guys are freaking out too much so we'll do a tug of war that's my dog uh this is adam aka chocolate operator you've probably seen him on donut operator's channel uh adam will be driving earl my dodge 2500 cummins and we're gonna do a tug of war against this now earl weighs about seven thousand pounds this weighs about twelve thousand pounds so i just wanted to see if that weight will help i think the suburban is going to win chocolate what you think whatever karma driving is going to win automatically no i think i think he's gonna we're gonna do two wheel drive first these are both four wheel drive vehicles but we're gonna do two wheel drive first do a little dirt tug of war and see what happens the suburban emerges victoria so at first it was kind of a stalemate we were kind of both not really going anywhere it's because the suburban wouldn't like rev up enough and i finally popped it down into one and held the brakes for a second and got the engine up and then i let it go drug you all over the place those two will though let's do four wheels see what's up all right four wheel drive coming up now chocolate will have an advantage here because earl has lockers in the front so he is going to be locked up much better than me but i have 12 000 pounds [Music] [Music] suburban winning again one of our trucks is smelling very bad i don't know i don't know if it's earl's tires because they were going crazy or this one's like transmission because that transmission not made to pull a diesel truck uh but it's so heavy it's working all right we need a heavier truck with more traction next up we've got the ford f-350 it's a diesel very heavy and it's a dually so this one's like a thousand pounds heavier than the dodge we had which helps and it has an extra wheel on the back we're gonna go both in four wheel drive which this one has six wheels so this is basically in six wheel drive what you think i'm gonna win definitely yeah right it's suburban all the way all day we're going four-wheel drive on both vehicles here so we'll see how it goes [Laughter] just destroyed my truck one thing we did not mention is this truck has uh just highway tires on it i haven't put any off-road tires that suburban's got some nice bf goodrich off-road tires so i guess we're gonna have to get something bigger this survivor is a freaking beast but i i have another car that's more of a beast [Music] this is my 5 ton it weighs 20 000 pounds very heavy we're gonna actually put it in two wheel drive first because i think it will beat the suburban when this is in two wheel drive and the suburban is in four wheel drive but time will tell suburban and four wheel drive versus five ton in two wheel drive [Applause] some cars are just built different all right we're putting this thing in four wheel drive now and now it should win i don't know how the suburban beat it just then but this thing has way more traction now he's in four i'm in four you got me big time okay looks like when it's an even match it is not even and the five ton will kill this heavy suburban once the coal started rolling in that 8.3 liter cummins turbo diesel my suburban was no match the torque took over those wheels and it just drugged me i couldn't do anything so we've made a video today where we did not destroy that suburban anymore you're welcome internet like we fail thanks for watching devil ninja branch i love you and i'll see you next time [Music] [Music] ah [Music] it's quite simple there's only one rule in the demolition you don't tell mayor hey man hey why don't why the sad face like what's wrong i'm just sad cause like i shot this thing and i thought it was gonna be really cool now there's a dog here

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Length: 18min 46sec (1126 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 06 2021