- Boing! Wee. - Boing! Wee. - Boing! Wee. - Boing! Wee. (laughing ) - How are you feeling? You ready for the battle of a lifetime? - Don't worry about me pear. I've got the eye of the tiger. It sounds squeashy. - Don't,Where did you get that? - Guess I brought some
guns to a knife fight. (confident laugh) - Okay. Orange. It's time to focus up. You're fighting the world's largest knife and I'm a little worried for you. Now,I have no idea how big he's gonna be but (monophonic dramatic sound) Oh no,here he comes now. (crowd cheering) Well, man. - Oh man.Oh man.Oh man.Oh man. Oh man.Oh man.Oh man - What the heck is this? You expect us to believe you're the worlds largest knife. - No, I'm not the world's largest knife. - He's a sharp one. (laughs ironically) - Listen ,Man. I'm just here
to set up the microphone. - I don't understand. Why did they send you
to set up a microphone? - What else is a guy his size supposed to set up,Pear? Certainly not a megaphone. (hysterical laugh) - Grrr - You know his steps are a lot louder than you'd expect. - I'm abnormally dense. Thanks for bringing it up jerk. - Okay. So we know that he's gonna be bigger than that knife was. But the only question is how much bigger. (crowd cheering) And we have our answer. - Gulp ! - Did you just say the word Gulp? - Sorry. I forgot how to
gulp for a second there. - We ready to get started? - I guess so. We just were'nt expecting
you to be these big is all - Yeah, I get that a lot. - I gotta say ,you knives have some really interesting character quirks today. - I don't understand. - I mean, here you are
with a super high voice. Meanwhile, you're the
world's largest knife. - That's adorable. You really thought I was
the world's largest knife. I'm flattered, but I'm not him. - Whew! that's a relief. Wait, you're saying there's
a knife bigger than you? - Yeah man. I'm just here to announce him. He likes to make an entrance. - Aww - Also I talk like that to save
my voice for special event. This is my real voice. Ladies and gentlemen, spoons and forks. In the orange corner
wearing no trucks whatsoever but friends of ponds,the
best friend of pear. The annoying orange. (crowd cheering) - And in the stainless steel corner. Wearing an olive wood handle, weighing in at 13 Ounces - Only 13 Ounces? Well, that can't be right. - The biggest weight on the block, the sharpest slash in the cell. The one,the only, the undefeated and undisputed
champion of the world. Greg. - Hey guys, thanks for the applause. Haha shatz. - What is happening? - You my opponent today? Nice to meet you. - And knife to meet you. (ironical laugh)Love it. - Hold on.Your'e the
world's largest knife. I don't understand. - Mind if I take a second to get ready? Then once I've achieved my final form we can go ahead and do battle. Cool? - Cool by me. - Yeah. Cool. - Just gotta grab my energy crystals, and okie dokie set to jet. (throat clearing) Regular knife to mega knife. (suspenseful background music) (crowd amazed) - Pear,can I say gulp again? - Make that a double gulp. - Behold, what opponents so dare oppose me. - Um! - You? You dare challenge me the world's largest knife. - Yeah,but not yet. - And why not? - I mean ,that was a knife trick and all, but I haven't achieved my final form. - Oh, by all means. Go right ahead. - This is great, Orange you actually stand a chance. - Now ,stand back. (clearing throat) - Regular orange to mega doorhinge. - Yes,yes .It's happening. (raucous sound) (crowd cheering) - Are you serious? That's your energy crystal trick? A regular old doorframe. - Well yeah,Get it? Doorhinge. Not many things rhyme with orange. (evil laughter) (sarcastic laugh) - This is your final form? Hope you had a slight slide. Arrgghh ! - Orange ! (dramatic music) (metal striking sound) - I told you, it's not
a regular doorframe. Its a mega doorframe. (victory laugh) - Your doorframe can't
withstand my attacks forever. - Arrggh (metal striking sounds) - Orange. You okay in there? - Yeah.I'm fine. This guy's a real hack (hysterical laughter) (striking metal sound) (suspenseful background music) - Orange. I think he's getting tired. - Wow! I guess I was too much to handle. (sarcastic laughing) - You were not fair. I was distracted by your annoying face. I demand a rematch. I'm the largest knife in the world. You hear me, I'm the largest knife in the world. - Weird flex, but KO. (victorious laughter) (ambient resonant music) (ambient resonant music) (ambient resonant music)
