- Hey everyone,
(upbeat music) and welcome to Story Time. Today we're doing one of my
favorite stories of all time, The Lion King. Now, I know what you're thinking, you're thinking Orange is gonna come in and totally ruin the story right? - Wrong! I just finished watching it and I thought it was the
cat's pajamas (laughs)! - Great to hear. What was your favorite part, Orange? - Oh man, how can I choose? The animals, the songs, the villain. Oh don't make me decide, it was all too good! - Okay, okay I won't make you decide. - And the best part is, that I just finished watching it so I remember everything. Orange won't be ruining
today's story, no siree! - Wow, I'm actually excited for a Story Time episode for once. - Me too! Now let's get started. - What's with the mullet wig? - Just gettin' in the mood Let's do this thing. Woo hoo! - Okay. Once upon a time, a new
baby prince was born. And all the animals from the pride lands came to celebrate. There were zebras, elephants. - [Orange] Snow leopards, crocodiles. - [Pear] Giraffes, rhinos. - [Orange] Rednecks, ATVs and of course, tigers.
(tires squeeling) - [Pear] Um, I don't recall any of those being there, but the point is there were a lot of animals. - [Orange] Exactly, and they all looked up towards Southern Pride Rock for a glimpse at the baby. The music crescendoed and all the animals went nuts and bam, The Tiger King. - Stop, stop everything.
(record scratching) - What? What's the matter? Was his mullet not long enough? - Orange, I don't think
you watched The Lion King. I think you watched Tiger King. - They're not the same thing? - No, they're completely different things, just as lions and tigers are completely different animals. - Hmm, I don't know about that. Ever heard of a liger? I learned about it when I watched The Lion King. - You watched Tiger King! And I can prove it. Try to finish this sentence. Baby Simba grew to be a ... - [Orange] Eclectic redneck, zookeeper, country music star. - [Pear] Try again. There was someone jealous of Simba and did not want Simba to become king. That person's name was ... - [Orange] The witch, Carol. - [Pear] (groans) Last chance. After Simba's father died in a wildebeest stampede, Simba ... - [Orange] Realized he'd never recover financially from this. - Orange, you watched Tiger King! - Who cares? It's probably better
than your movie anyway. - We are not gonna debate this! Now then, after his father's death Simba goes away- - [Orange] To prison, where he serves 22 years for attempting to hire a hit man. - [Pear] (groans) Until one day his father appears in the sky and tells him- - [Orange] You'll never recover financially from this. - Orange! The Lion King is one of the greatest Disney films ever made and you are absolutely
desecrating it right now. - Pear, Pear, Pear, does The Lion King have incredible songs? - Yeah. - Does it have unforgettable characters? - Sure. - And does it have
murder, mayhem and masses? - Yes.
- Then it really can't be that different from Tiger King, so why don't you relax and let me tell the thrilling conclusion to the story we both can enjoy, The Liger King. - [Pear] Oh, good grief! - [Orange] Simba returned
home to Southern Pride Rock to reclaim his throne only to find that Jeff had stolen the zoo. - [Pear] Zoo? What Zoo? And who's Jeff? (tiger roars)
Ah, what does it matter? The story's already ruined anyway. - [Orange] So Simba and
Jeff got into a big fight. Jeff tried to get Simba killed by putting sardine oil on Simba's foot. So then Simba bit Jeff's arm off. But guess what? It wasn't a big deal. Nobody sued anybody and the pride lands continued on as they always had. And everyone lived their best lives driving ATVs, wearing cat prints and making horrible country music videos. - [Pear] Yeah, pretty sure we're gettin' sued for this. - [Orange] Oh, no! We'll never recover financially! (laughs) (groans) (upbeat music)
