- Hoodyhoo, fruity-toots! It's Orange and Orange's best friend. - Not true. - Back again with another
episode of story time. - Hope you're excited, because today is the story of Rumplestiltskin! - Runkle-who-huh? - Rumplestiltskin, a dwarf
with the weirdest name you've ever heard. - Well, I don't know about that. I've heard some pretty weird names. Once, I met a guy named Sauerkraut. - Yeah, dude, that was an actual
jar of sauerkraut, though. - Oh, that makes sense! Ooh, another time, I
met this guy named Dave. - Dave isn't a weird name! - It is if you say it
aloud a bunch of times. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. - Orange! - Pear, Dave, Sauerkraut! - What are you doing? - Well, I thought we were
just yelling weird names. Benedict Cumberbatch, Rumple sheepskin! - For the last time, it's Rumplestiltskin. And, I'm starting the story now! Once upon a time, there was
a miller who liked to boast. One day, he told the
king that his daughter could spin straw into gold. The king called the miller's bluff, saying that if it was true, he'd marry the miller's daughter. But, if it wasn't true,
he'd have the girl beheaded! The king immediately took the girl and locked her in a tower with a spinning wheel and some straw. - [Orange] And you know
what that girl's name was? Rumple Shmeltstein! - [Pear] That's not her name! - [Orange] Rumbo Welshman. - [Pear] No! - [Orange] Ringo Starskin? - Stop, it's Rumplestiltskin! And it's the name of
the dwarf, not the girl! - What dwarf? There's no dwarf in this story! - Because I haven't
gotten to the dwarf yet! - Oh, is it Little Apple? Is Little Apple in this story? - Fine, yes, the role of Rumplstiltskin can be played by Little Apple. - What? I never agreed to this! - I don't care, I just want
to get on with the story! - Yeah, have a little
understanding, would ya? (screams) - [Pear] So anyway, the girl was crying in her locked tower because
she couldn't actually spin straw into gold. But that's when Rumplestiltskin appeared! (record scratching) I said, "That's when
Rumplestiltskin appeared!" - (grunts) Fine! - [Pear] Thank you! - You're so not welcome! - [Pear] Rumplestiltskin
had magical powers that proceeded to spin all
of the straw into gold. The girl was delighted until
Rumplestiltskin revealed that his favor was no favor at all. It came at a tremendous cost. - Ten dollars! - [Pear] Higher! - Fifty dollars! - [Pear] Higher! - If we go any higher, Little Apple won't be able to reach it! (laughs) - Orange! - [Pear] What
Rumplestiltskin was demanding was the girl's firstborn
child, and he meant it! He vanished and the miller's daughter got married to the king
and became the queen! When she delivered her first baby, Rumplestiltskin reappeared and demanded she hand over the child! She begged for him to change his mind. Rumplestiltskin told her that she could keep her baby if she figured out what his name was in the next three days. - Pfft, that's easy, his
name's Rumba Silkscreen. - Wrong! - Rutabaga Rumble Packskin? - No, see? Even when you know his
name, it's not very easy. And the queen had no idea
what the dwarf's name was until she went for a walk
in the woods late one night. She came upon Rumplestiltskin
dancing around a fire singing - The queen will never win this game, for Rumplestiltskin is my name! - [Orange] Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. So, this little dude
is just dancing around singing about his own name? - Correct! - This story's weird. - Correct. The queen told the dwarf she knew his name was Rumplestiltskin and
she'd be keeping her baby. Rumplestiltskin was super angry and stamped his foot so hard, he created a crack in the ground and fell down into it,
never to be seen again. - Aw, poor Grumple Swilskeen. - No. - Runtle Greenbean? - No! - Mark Raffalo Kalesgreen? - Ugh, close enough. The End. (funky music)
