- Welcome to story time. I'm your host, Pear. - And I'm your co-host, Orange. - No, for the last time,
you're not my co-host. - Assistant host? - No. - Hostess with the second mostest? - No. - Best friends? - No. - How about the other on who
knows where the book is hidden? - Huh. (grunts) Orange, what did you do with it? - I'll only tell my co-host. - Fine, you're my co-host, whatever. Now where's my book? - I ate it. (belches loudly) (laughs) Now for the story of the
porpoise and the pear. - No, it's the tortoise
and the hare, dude. Thanks for nothing. I'll take it from here. Once upon a time, there
was a hare who could run really fast and a
tortoise who could not. - [Orange] Yeah, that
tortoise was slow as shell. (laughs loudly) - [Pear] One day as the hare
was making fun of the tortoise for being so slow, the tortoise
decided he had had enough and challenged the hare to a-- - [Orange] Fight. - [Pear] No, actually
it was just a foot race. - [Orange] I like fight better. - [Pear] Well, fortunately
it's not up to you. Now then, hare was sure he'd win the race. - [Orange] But that's
before the tortoise launched into a rocky-style training montage, yeah! - [Pear] Must have missed
the training montage chapter of the book. - [Orange] Bummer, it's the best one. Lifting weights, jumping
rope, running upstairs, getting leg transplants, doing push ups. - Sorry, what was that? - Push ups. Oh yeah, push ups are a staple of any good training montage. - No, no, no, before that. - Getting leg transplants? - Yes. That! Can't say I've seen a leg transplant in a training montage before. - Oh, well, the tortoise totally got one. Two actually, he paid
a whole bunch of money and got Usain Bolt's legs. - [Pear] What! - [Orange] Yeah. I'm telling you, it was quite a feat. (laughs loudly) - Yeah, I don't think that's
what happens in the book. - Oh, and the tortoise went
for more transplants too. He got Fonzie's head
and the wings of a bat. (laughs loudly) - [Pear] Okay, I know this
didn't happen in the book. I mean, look at him. He's barely even a tortoise anymore. - But he is technically a tortoise. He still has the eye of the tortoise. (laughs loudly) - Oh, brother. (Orange sings song with
"Eye of the Tiger music") ♪ Tor-Toise and Hare,
Tortoise Hare, Tortoise Hare ♪ ♪ Rising up, Usain Bolt's feet, ♪ ♪ Wings of a bat, head of Fonzie. ♪ ♪ Gonna have to train if
he's gonna win this fight ♪ ♪ Just a tortoise with
the power of flight ♪ ♪ Its the, eye of the tortoise,
it's the wings of a bat ♪ ♪ It's the push-ups and the
running head of Fonzie ♪ ♪ And it's not really
fair that he's this ♪ ♪ New improved beast, but he
still technically has the eye ♪ ♪ Of the tortoise ♪ - [Pear] You are absolutely
ruining this story! ♪ [Orange] Meanwhile, the
hare knows he's gonna lose ♪ ♪ Unless he makes fast improvements ♪ ♪ So he goes out and
gets a new pair of legs ♪ ♪ And a literal cannon for an arm ♪ ♪ Its the, arm of the cannon
it's the wheels for legs ♪ ♪ It's the greed building
up entire bodies ♪ ♪ And though neither contestant
looks the way that they did ♪ ♪ One still technically has the eye ♪ ♪ Of the tortoise. ♪ How you feeling about this story pear? - [Pear] Well, it's an abomination. But I actually am kind of interested to see who wins the fight. - Oh really? Spoiler alert! The fight's not even close. - Cause the hare falls asleep and the tortoise wins easily? - [Orange] Shell no! The hare wins by a landslide. I did mention he had a
cannon for an arm right? - [Pear] I see. (grunts) Okay, well, that's what
I get for letting you take the lead on the story. Thanks for watching everyone. We're done here, the end, goodbye. - But we haven't even got to
the second training montage. (Orange sings) (Hare yells) ("Eye of the Tiger")
