Annie - SNL

>>> WE NOW RETURN TO THE FEEL GOOD ORPHAN MUSICAL, ANNIE. >> WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MR. WARBUCK'S HOUSE. IT'S SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE ORPHANAGE. >> WELL, MR. WARBUCKS IS THE RICHEST MAN IN AMERICA. IT'S NOT JUST HIS HOUSE. NOW IT'S YOUR HOUSE TOO. I MAY BE GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF BUT ♪ I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT HERE ♪ >> GOLLY, WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? >> WHY, THE STAFF, OF COURSE. THEY ARE HERE TO MEET YOUR EVERY NEED. ♪ MISS MAY WILL CLEAN UP ALL YOUR TOYS ♪ >> MAKE AS BIG OF A MESS AS YOU WANT. ♪ MISS FINK WILL MAKE YOUR BED EACH DAY ♪ >> IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE. ♪ CHEF PAT IS HERE TO COOK YOUR MEALS ♪ >> I'M THINKING LOBSTER. ♪ WE DON'T KNOW WHAT RICKY DOES ♪ >> LOOK, NO. I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT? GO TO SOMEONE ELSE. ♪ MISS FIN WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO READ ♪ ♪ MISS COB WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO WRITE ♪ >> YOU'LL BE IN SHAPE IN NO TIME. ♪ I'M NOT A CREEP OR NOTHING LIKE THAT ♪ >> WELCOME TO THE MANSION. HAVE A TOOTSIE ROLL. ♪ I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE IT HERE ♪ >> THANKS, MISTER. >> DON'T EAT THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I DON'T KNOW I GOT WORRIED. I THOUGHT THE KID WOULD THINK I WAS A CREEP OR SOMETHING. >> YOU GAVE HER CANDY FROM YOUR POCKET. >> YEAH. HEY, KID, THERE IS A SIMPLE REASON I CAN'T SING ABOUT WHAT I DO FOR MR. WARBUCKS, AND THAT REASON IS IT'S ILLEGAL. >> WHAT'S ILLEGAL? >> HAS HE GOT MONEY? NOT MUCH. I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR. ♪ MISS MAY WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO SWIM ♪ >> I CLEAN AND SWIM. ♪ MISS FINK WILL FIX YOUR HAIR EACH NIGHT ♪ >> YOU WILL? >> YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER. BUT, YOU KNOW, SINCE IT CAME UP, I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS ABOUT WHAT YOU DO HERE, RICKY. >> SWEETHEART, LET'S LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. WE'VE BEEN INTIMATE WITH EACH OTHER. >> JUST KEEP THE FOCUS ON AMY. >> HER NAME IS ANNY. >> NOBODY CARES. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. MR. WARBUCKS AN HIS RICH FRIENDS HAVE A CLUB. I PROVIDE A SERVICE FOR THE CLUB. IN RETURN HE PAYS ME $20,000 A WEEK. >> WHAT? >> YEAH. >> GOOD GOD! >> JESUS, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CLUB IS THIS, RICKY? >> IT'S NOTHING. ANYWAY ♪♪ ♪ I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS HOUSE ♪ >> LET THE KID SING. GO AHEAD. ♪ USE TO ROOM IN A TOMB WHERE I'D SIT AND FREEZE ♪ ♪ LOOK AT ME NOW, HOLY COW ♪ >> I'M SORRY. I THINK WE'RE ALL A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. WE'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS CLUB AND WHAT YOU DO FOR THEM. >> CHRIST. OKAY. HERE IS HOW IT GOES. MR. WARBUCKS AND HIS PALS GET TOGETHER EVERY MONTH AND HAVE A CEREMONY WHERE THEY EAT A VERY RARE, VERY EXPENSIVE TYPE OF MEAT. I PROVIDE THAT MEAT. >> OH, GOD. ARE THEY EATING -- >> NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. IT'S PEOPLE. YEAH, THEY ARE ALREADY GONE. OKAY? WHEN I GET THEM. AND THEIR FAMILIES HAVE PAID VERY HANDSOMELY FOR THEIR TROUBLES. >> THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN COOKING. I THOUGHT IT WAS PORK. >> PORK. YUMMY, I'D SURE LIKE TO TRY IT. >> AMY, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU. ANYWAY, JUST FINISH OUT THE SONG. IT'S A GREAT SONG. I LOVE IT. >> OKAY. THANK YOU. WE WILL. ♪ WE'VE NEVER HAD A LITTLE GIRL ♪ >> AND NEITHER HAS WARBUCKS. HE'S NEVER EATEN A KIT, OKAY. ALL THAT MEAT IS ADULT MEAT, AND THAT'S PART OF THE RITUAL. >> ENOUGH, RICKY. ♪ WE HAVE BUT ONE REQUEST ♪ ♪ DON'T LOOK IN THE FREEZER ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT HERE ♪ >> MY HOME IS YOUR HOME, ANNIE. ARE WE ALL SET FOR THE FEAST, RICKY? >> OH, YEAH. >> WHAT WILL WE BE EATING? >> YOUR CHOICE, ITALIAN OR GREEK. >> LET'S HAVE BOTH. RIGHT THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN. >> ALL RIGHT. HELLO. HELLO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Id: yQv72I6Ryfc

Length: 4min 59sec (299 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 23 2021