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WELCOME BACK TO "STRANGE KID TALES," THE SHOW WHERE PARENTS TELL US INTERESTING STORIES ABOUT THEIR KIDS. SEEMS FUN. I'M ALLEN DANIELS AND WITH ME IS MY CO-HOST, KENNY GIRARD. YOU READY TO DO THIS? >> NOPE. BUT WE GOT TO DO IT ANYWAY. >> OUR FIRST GUEST, MARLA WINTERS AND HER SON, CAYDEN. SO, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS LITTLE BOY? >> CAYDEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO PERCEPTIVE, AND IT'S LIKE HE CAN SEE OTHER WORLDLY THINGS THAT WE CAN'T SEE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> OH, WELL, LIKE THE OTHER DAY, WE WERE WALKING BY A CEMETERY -- >> NOPE. >> AND HE STARTS WAVING AT SOMEONE, ONLY THERE'S NO ONE THERE. >> DO NOT LIKE IT. >> SO I SAY, "WHO ARE YOU WAVING AT?" AND HE SAYS, "THE MAN IN THE RED JACKET." >> THE WHO IN THE WHAT NOW? >> AND THE WEIRD PART IS -- >> THAT WASN'T THE WEIRD PART? >> WELL, WHEN I WAS TUCKING HIM INTO BED THAT NIGHT, HE WAVED AT THE CORNER OF HIS BEDROOM AND I SAID WHO ARE YOU WAVING AT NOW? AND HE GOES, "THE MAN IN THE RED JACKET, HE FOLLOWED US HOME." >> NO! NO, NO. >> NO, NO, NO. >> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUT YOU GOT TO GO. >> ALL RIGHT. LET'S KEEP IT MOVING. >> DO WE HAVE TO? >> YES. >> ALL RIGHT. OUR NEXT GUEST IS DAVE TIMPKINS AND HIS 6-YEAR-OLD SON, MAX. ♪♪ >> NO. >> NO, THE KID ALREADY LOOKS CREEPY. HASN'T EVEN SAID A WORD. >> THERE'S NOTHING BEHIND HIS EYES. >> ALL RIGHT. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME YOUR KID'S TALE, MAN. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, A FEW WEEKS AGO, I WAS WATCHING A WORLD WAR II DOC AND THEY WERE SHOWING FOOTAGE OF THESE FIGHTER PLANES AND OUT OF THE BLUE, MAX TURNS TO ME AND HE SAYS, "WHEN I WAS OLD, I FLEW A PLANE LIKE THAT." >> WHEN HE WAS OLD? HE SAID WHEN HE WAS OLD? >> NAH. >> THAT IS NOT A SENTENCE I WANT COMING OUT OF A CHILD'S MOUTH. >> WELL, YEAH, SO IN A PAST LIFE, MAX HERE WAS A WORLD WAR II FIGHTER PILOT. TELL THEM WHAT AIRCRAFT CARRIER YOU SERVED ON, PAL. >> SARATOGA. >> HE KNOWS THE NAME OF THE SHIP. HE KNOWS THE NAME OF THE SHIP! >> YEAH. SO MAX HAS A REALLY VIVID MEMORY OF HIS PLANE GETTING SHOT DOWN AND GOING UNDER WATER. TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, >> I DIED. >> COME ON! COME ON! HE SAID HE DIED. AND NOW HE HERE? OH, MAN. BREAK THAT DEMON CHILD AWAY FROM HIM. I DO NOT LIKE THIS SHOW, MAN! I DON'T LIKE THESE TALES. I'M OUT. I QUIT. >> YOU CAN'T QUIT. I NEED YOU, MAN. I CAN'T LISTEN TO THESE SPOOKY STORIES BY MYSELF. >> ALL RIGHT. MAYBE THE NEXT ONE WON'T BE SO CREEPY. >> YEAH, MAYBE. ALL RIGHT. YOU GOO? OUR LAST GUEST, RAMONA GARRETT AND HER DAUGHTER -- OH, HELL. CORALINE. ALL RIGHT. SO WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS LITTLE WEDNESDAY ADAM? >> YEAH. SO A FEW MONTHS AGO, CORALINE STARTED SINGING A SONG I'D NEVER HEARD. I SAID, "WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?" SHE SAID, "THE OLD LADY WHO COMES INTO MY ROOM AT NIGHT." >> NO. >> AND SHE SAID IT'S HER IMAGINARY FRIEND. BUT THEN, WE WERE LOOKING THROUGH AN OLD FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM -- >> NO! >> -- AND THERE WAS A PICTURE OF HER GREAT GRANDMOTHER WHO DIED 15 YEARS AGO. >> NO! >> AND SHE POINTS TO THE PHOTO AND SAYS, "THAT'S THE WOMAN WHO SINGS TO ME AT NIGHT." >> WHY? >> WHY? >> WHAT? WHAT DO I ALWAYS SAY? IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE GHOSTS. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. THIS IS OUR LAST SHOW. WE ARE DONE. >> OH, MY GOSH. WE'RE SORRY TO HEAR THAT. WAIT. WHO ARE YOU STARING AT? >> THE MAN IN THE RED JACKET. [ APPLAUSE ]
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Channel: Saturday Night Live
Views: 1,632,732
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Keywords: SNL11132021, snl, saturday night live, snl 47, saturday night live season 47, jonathan majors, snl host jonathan majors, kenan thompson, aidy bryant, pete davidson, heidi gardner, alex moffat, kids stories, creepy, stories, s47, s47e6, The Last Black Man, lovecraft country, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, he who remains, loki, marvel, MCU, disney plus, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night
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Length: 5min 3sec (303 seconds)
Published: Sun Nov 14 2021
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